WhatsApp Chat With Rupeeseed
WhatsApp Chat With Rupeeseed
WhatsApp Chat With Rupeeseed
00:41, 25 Apr - Jigar Sampat: Jhol in voting cards.... Many have not received...
Including me!
00:45, 25 Apr - +91 98 90 449116: Bt stil u cn vote
01:02, 25 Apr - Jigar Sampat: Voting over dude
07:21, 25 Apr - Abhinav Kohale: 55%
08:14, 25 Apr - Abhinav Kohale: Please note all dear friends traveling long jour
ney by car ............. The following is Published by CNN :
THIS COULD HAPPEN ANYWHERE IN INDIA. PLEASE BE AWARE WHILE TRAVELING.
While driving on a rural end of the roadway on Thursday morning, I saw an infant
car seat on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it. For whatever re
ason, I did not stop, even though I had all kinds of thoughts running through my
head. But when I got to my destination, I called the Police and they were going
to check it out. But, this is what the Police advised even before they went out
there to check.... "There are several things to be aware of ... gangs and thiev
es are now plotting different ways to get a person (mostly women) to stop their
vehicle "There is a gang initiation reported by the local Police where gangs are
placing a car seat by the road...with a fake baby in it...waiting for a woman,
of course, to stop and check on the abandoned baby. " Note that the location of
this car seat is usually beside a wooded or grassy (field) area and the person -
- woman -- will be dragged into the woods, beaten and raped, and usually left fo
r dead. If it's a man, they're usually beaten and robbed and maybe left for dead
, too. DO NOT STOP FOR ANY REASON!!! DIAL 1011 AND REPORT WHAT YOU SAW, BUT DON'
T EVEN SLOW DOWN. "IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND EGGS ARE THROWN AT YOUR WINDS
CREEN, DO NOT STOP TO CHECK THE CAR , DO NOT OPERATE THE WIPER AND DO NOT SPRAY
ANY WATER, BECAUSE EGGS MIXED WITH WATER BECOME MILKY AND BLOCK YOUR VISION UP T
O 92.5%, AND YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP BESIDE THE ROAD AND BECOME A VICTIM OF
THESE CRIMINALS. THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY GANGS, SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR FR
IENDS AND RELATIVES. THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES AND THESE ARE UNSAVORY INDIVIDUAL
S WHO WILL TAKE DESPERATE MEASURES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT." Please talk to your l
oved ones about this. This is a new tactic used. Please be safe. PASS ON TO AVOI
D THESE THINGS FROM HAPPENING!!
Imp Msg for every girl who go to college or office alone. If u find any child cr
ying on road showng his/her address n askng u 2 take him/her to that address, ta
ke that child 2 the police station n plz dnt take them 2 that address. It is a n
ew way of a gangs 2 steal, rape & kidnap girls. Plz Frwd 2 all girls & also boys
who hv sisters & frnds. Plz dont feel shy 2 frwd this msg. Our 1 msg may save a
girl. Published by CNN . Plz circulate
10:40, 27 Apr - +91 98 90 491423: Intraday ka commission kitna hai ?
10:42, 27 Apr - +91 98 90 491423: Intraday n settlement dono ka
11:12, 27 Apr - +91 98 90 434508: Intraday .03%
Delivery .45%
11:15, 27 Apr - subodh imt: Koi murga mila kya
11:15, 27 Apr - subodh imt: ?!
14:06, 27 Apr - +91 98 90 491423: Kk thanks
07:27, 28 Apr - Abhinav Kohale: Koi Mila kya???
10:05, 28 Apr - Manoj Pola: Nahii
12:54, 28 Apr - Arindam: KOI SOFTWARE SELL HUA KOI BHI REGION MEIN ABHI TAK???..
.
12:55, 28 Apr - Darshit Shah: Janiye Vaidik acharya se prem main badha.vyapar ma
in rukavat, parivar main kalah, ya jivan ki koi bhi samsya ka Samadhan consultat
ion call now on 0120-4355255
12:55, 28 Apr - Manoj Pola: Bhai bekar ka software hey bolre customers here in b
anglore unable t control my tears
16:13, 28 Apr - Abhinav Kohale: Yyi
16:13, 28 Apr - Abhinav Kohale: Yo
12:38, 29 Apr - Nikita Agarwal: All of u received Id n pswd fr demat acct?
12:38, 29 Apr - subodh imt: No
12:38, 29 Apr - IMT Ashish Diwate: Nup
12:38, 29 Apr - subodh imt: Activate nh hua abhi
12:38, 29 Apr - Nikita Agarwal: OK...thank u
12:39, 29 Apr - Arindam: nt yet
12:39, 29 Apr - Arindam: But 5 bar mail aa chuka h activation ka...from acumen
12:45, 29 Apr - Abhinav Kohale:
13:02, 29 Apr - Ganesh: Hmm, I doubt that v'll get our username n password befor
e passing out of mba....
13:03, 29 Apr - IMT Ashish Diwate: Nahi khulwana mujhe demat acc.... 400 rs wapa
s chahiye mujhe
13:30, 29 Apr - +91 98 90 491423: Exactly
13:38, 29 Apr - Ayush: Mjhe b wapis chiyee
13:39, 29 Apr - +91 98 90 449116: Mera toh khul gya acount.. Bt tum sblog pese wap
as le re ho toh mere bhi le lena
13:39, 29 Apr - Abhinav Kohale:
13:39, 29 Apr - Arindam: Ayush tera toh bika h na software
13:39, 29 Apr - Arindam: Khush reh tu
13:40, 29 Apr - IMT Ashish Diwate: Bik gaya
13:42, 29 Apr - Abhinav Kohale: Kyya???
13:42, 29 Apr - Abhinav Kohale: Congo
13:46, 29 Apr - Manoj Pola: Cngrts bhai ayush
13:46, 29 Apr - Chandni Gupta: nai bika
13:46, 29 Apr - Manoj Pola: Aysh will get PPO pakka
13:49, 29 Apr - Abhinav Kohale: Yo
13:49, 29 Apr - Ganesh: Hmm demat acc to de nhi paa raha hai... Ppo kya dega?
13:54, 29 Apr - Manoj Pola: Hahahaa @ganesh exactly
14:13, 29 Apr - Hitesh Patni: Dear Suraj Bhagwan
Please go to settings>display>brightness and lower your brightness! Please its t
oo hot to handle!!
14:13, 29 Apr - Payal-imt:
14:38, 29 Apr - +91 98 90 438569: Has any1 transfer online fund to thr demat accou
nt
14:46, 29 Apr - subodh imt: Yua account open nh hua
14:46, 29 Apr - subodh imt: And u are asking abt transfer
14:47, 29 Apr - +91 98 90 438569: Haha
15:18, 29 Apr - +91 98 90 449116: Yo i hav
15:20, 29 Apr - +91 80 17 192330: Demat accoubt wala id se software chal raha hai
ya sirf website
15:32, 29 Apr - Jigar Sampat: Only website
15:32, 29 Apr - Jigar Sampat: For me
15:29, 29 Apr - +91 98 90 438569: Both
15:30, 29 Apr - +91 80 17 192330: Mera bhi only website
15:31, 29 Apr - +91 80 17 192330: Kya chutiyapa hai
16:34, 29 Apr - Abhinav Kohale: Both
16:34, 29 Apr - Abhinav Kohale: Ek baar Mai ek hi chalega
16:38, 29 Apr - +91 98 90 491423: Yaar aaj tak mrko ek b mail ni aaya h regarding
this accny
16:39, 29 Apr - Nikita Agarwal: Same here priyanka
16:40, 29 Apr - IMT Polly: Junk check karo
16:40, 29 Apr - Nikita Agarwal: Waha b ni hai poluuu
16:40, 29 Apr - Arindam: Call up d helpdesk
16:41, 29 Apr - +91 98 90 491423: Not even there Poulomi
16:41, 29 Apr - Arindam: Even i cald dem...jus nw gt a mail abt d pswd
16:41, 29 Apr - +91 98 90 491423: Okaysss
But i hvnt got the id also
N i told it to sir also still he has not done anything abt it
16:42, 29 Apr - IMT Polly: He says its all automated and he has nothing to do
16:42, 29 Apr - Arindam: Call dem up...n tell dem dat u r frm imt n need d id n
pswrd immediately fr d internship purpose
16:42, 29 Apr - Abhinav Kohale: Spam mail
16:43, 29 Apr - +91 98 90 491423: Hmmm...
Haan i have done that before also
They sd ok ok n dont do anything
Abhinav ntn is in spam also
16:44, 29 Apr - IMT Polly: Hopeless
16:44, 29 Apr - Abhinav Kohale: Internship chalu ho gyi kya
16:45, 29 Apr - +91 80 17 192330: But software aise hhi nai chal raha
16:46, 29 Apr - Arindam: Software mein login nai ho rha h
16:46, 29 Apr - IMT Polly: Software jise v dikho kehta hai yeh sab common hai ma
dam
16:46, 29 Apr - +91 80 17 192330: Han login nai ho raha
16:46, 29 Apr - Arindam: Wat does "subscription has expired" means??
16:46, 29 Apr - Abhinav Kohale: Mine is happenin
16:46, 29 Apr - Arindam: Yeh toh shuru hone se pehle hi expire ho gaya
16:47, 29 Apr - IMT Polly: Mera v hua
16:47, 29 Apr - Abhinav Kohale: Ek hafte ka samapt ho gya
16:47, 29 Apr - IMT Polly: Helpdesk mail karo with Saurav in CC chal jayega
16:48, 29 Apr - Arindam: K
16:50, 29 Apr - Abhinav Kohale: Torture desk hai
11:44, 1 May - Abhinav Kohale: Abhishek bachchan to aradhya: I am ur mom's first
love...
Aradhya: lekin google to Bol raha his ki pehle salman uncle tha, uske baad Vivek
uncle...
Ash n Abhishek shocked
Aradhya: Idea Internet jab
lagaving... India ko no ullo banaoing....no ullo banaoing...
12:11, 1 May - Chandni Gupta: hahahaha nyc!
12:36, 1 May - IMT Pralay: Has everybody got their usernames?
12:36, 1 May - +91 98 90 491423: Nopessss
12:58, 1 May - Abhinav Kohale: Aur koi report bhejni hai kya Apo ko ya mentor ko
??
13:28, 1 May - subodh imt: Mere pas toh mail aya hai saurabh ka
13:28, 1 May - subodh imt: Y so such a low count
13:28, 1 May - subodh imt: Tell the probs
13:30, 1 May - +91 98 90 438569: Hw much is th count of lead of each region approx
til now
13:31, 1 May - subodh imt: Mere yha toh active 4 hi hai
13:33, 1 May - Udit: Abey inse bolo 2000 de ek month hone wala hai fir inko deta
ils bhejege...
14:01, 1 May - Abhinav Kohale:
23:51, 1 May - Abhinav Kohale: Pathan Doesn't Pay !
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off
along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a fe
w got off, and things went generally well.
At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a Pathan got on. Six feet four, built lik
e a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the conductor and sa
id, "Pathan doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.
The conductor didn't argue with the Pathan, but he wasn't happy about it. The next
day the same thing happened Pathan got on again, made a show of refusing to pay
, and sat down. And the next day, and the next..
This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Pathan was ta
king advantage of poor conductor. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed
up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff.
By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really
good about himself. So, on the next Monday, when Pathan once again got on the bu
s and said, "Pathan doesn't pay!"
The driver stood up, glared back at Pathan, and screamed, "And why not?"
With a surprised look on his face, Pathan replied, "Pathan has a bus pass."
Management Lesson: Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working so
hard to solve one !
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03:35, 2 May - Udit: Good 1
09:47, 2 May - +91 98 90 491423: Haha Abhinav really nice
12:48, 2 May - Ganesh: Finally the day came when I buyed my first share through
rupeeseed demat account... yea..
12:49, 2 May - IMT Ashish Diwate:
13:06, 2 May - Ayush: Ganesh
13:06, 2 May - Ayush: Congooo
13:49, 2 May - Chandni Gupta: congoo
13:53, 2 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: Party
15:16, 2 May - Ganesh: Morning got a profit of 17 rs.... Beginners luck
15:17, 2 May - Ayush: Risk kitne ka liya
15:17, 2 May - subodh imt: Haha grt
15:17, 2 May - subodh imt:
15:26, 2 May - Ganesh: 1200
15:26, 2 May - Akhil Joshi: Got my account opened as well.... just felt like sha
ring the following points wid u all. I put in my money in a share which had alre
ady crossed resistance level 1 and was trading in unusual volumes within an hour
after the market opened. Bt the share came down and defied the much hyped resis
tance level.. so before putting in your money kindly also chk how the concerned
sector is doing... u might get a better idea. And another thing, since elections
are around the corner avoid creating long positions. .. playing intraday would
be a safer option if u have limited risk appetite
15:27, 2 May - subodh imt: Ya software predictions may be wrong
15:28, 2 May - subodh imt: 50 % hi thk hai
15:28, 2 May - Akhil Joshi: Yup
15:28, 2 May - +91 98 90 491423: I still haven't got id and helpdesk is not helpin
15:29, 2 May - subodh imt: Han I called today
15:29, 2 May - subodh imt: They said will call u back
15:29, 2 May - subodh imt: Ab tak nj aya
15:29, 2 May - +91 98 90 491423: Exactly
15:30, 2 May - subodh imt: And I converted a client foe demat account
15:30, 2 May - subodh imt: But sala mera nh khula tih uska kya khulega
15:30, 2 May - +91 98 90 491423: Demat k ly i have 4 clients
But am not syn anything cz same mera hni pata unka ky hoga
15:31, 2 May - subodh imt: Gadhe sale
15:31, 2 May - subodh imt: Ya
15:40, 2 May - Jigar Sampat: Try inverse straddles. I earned around 3% per day s
ince last few days...
15:41, 2 May - Jigar Sampat: But i'm avoiding Rupeeseed account because brokerag
e is high.
15:33, 2 May - subodh imt:
15:34, 2 May - Akhil Joshi: I think calling up saurabh would be a good idea.. he
was eager to know whats happening. .. so just tell him prospective clients with
high brokerage earning opportunities getting lost (due to .... u know what)
15:34, 2 May - subodh imt: He also said use demo
15:34, 2 May - Ganesh: Yesterday I mailed them that it is getting late and if yo
u can't open my account I won't be able to sell anything... Got all my frustrati
on in one mail... Today got my id password....
15:34, 2 May - subodh imt: Chu sala
15:34, 2 May - subodh imt:
15:36, 2 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: So new ganesh u got responsibility of selling
max
15:36, 2 May - Ayush: Hahahaaba
15:36, 2 May - Ayush: Ab ganesh ko 2 week bad makn ayega
15:37, 2 May - Ayush: We r hoping tht atleast 10/12 kr diye aapne
15:37, 2 May - Ayush: HahjaHh
15:37, 2 May - Ayush: " mail
15:38, 2 May - IMT Ashish Diwate:
15:46, 2 May - Jigar Sampat: The software sucks. Yaha to koi dekhta bhi nahi...
15:39, 2 May - Ayush: Jigar saale tu whi jigar hai na jo bola tha aram se bik j
yega
Khaa gya wo jigar
15:41, 2 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: Wo jigar kho gaya kahi capital market me
15:44, 2 May - Ayush: Hahahah
15:45, 2 May - Ganesh: If anybody has received any mail and it contains ledgerde
mat as attachment must contain login id starting with RSXX then password should
be reset1234.... try if anybody didn't received password!
15:48, 2 May - subodh imt: And pan no
15:48, 2 May - subodh imt: ?
15:48, 2 May - Akhil Joshi: Reset1234 is the transaction password
15:48, 2 May - Akhil Joshi: Ganesh its reset123 I suppose. ...
15:48, 2 May - Ganesh: Ya small r
15:48, 2 May - Akhil Joshi: Jo tera pan no hai wahi
15:48, 2 May - subodh imt: Ok
15:49, 2 May - Akhil Joshi: Yup
15:49, 2 May - subodh imt: Software bh chal rha hai
15:49, 2 May - subodh imt: ?
15:49, 2 May - Ganesh: Pan no u type your date of birth
15:49, 2 May - Akhil Joshi: Haan
15:49, 2 May - subodh imt: Ok
15:49, 2 May - subodh imt: Will try
15:50, 2 May - Akhil Joshi: I put in my pan no and it worked. .. maybe both work
15:50, 2 May - Ganesh: No it is sayin your subscription has expired
15:56, 2 May - Arindam: it will start workin after 24 hrs
15:57, 2 May - Ganesh: Ok il wait... Ari.. Ur demat account working?
15:57, 2 May - Arindam: Yup...bt d transaction is nt happning thru software
15:58, 2 May - Arindam: Only thru d website im able to transact
15:58, 2 May - Ganesh: R u able to fund transfer?
15:59, 2 May - Akhil Joshi: Fund transfer k liye go to rupeeseed website
15:59, 2 May - Arindam: Didnt try it yet...
15:59, 2 May - Akhil Joshi: Select limit and den fund trf
15:59, 2 May - Akhil Joshi: Payment gateway pe direct kar dega wo
16:02, 2 May - Ganesh: Ya but in dat I'm not able to select any bank and in opti
ons it is satin other bank...
16:05, 2 May - Akhil Joshi: Talk to the helpdesk den
16:05, 2 May - Akhil Joshi: N jiska bhi subscription expired aa raha hai call d
helpdesk . Its blocked from their side. Once u call dem they manually activate i
t
16:08, 2 May - +91 98 90 491423: I hv called them thrice and once saurabh sir also
...
I hv nit even got my id
But no replies
16:31, 2 May - Akhil Joshi: Bhagwaan hi maalik hai
07:56, 3 May - Abhinav Kohale: Bhika kya???
13:12, 3 May - Hitesh Patni: Finally 1 software sold
13:13, 3 May - +91 98 90 491423: Good job hitesh
13:13, 3 May - +91 98 90 438569: Congrats
13:13, 3 May - subodh imt: Gud yar congo
13:13, 3 May - subodh imt:
13:13, 3 May - Ayush: Hitesh all thngs signed
13:13, 3 May - Ayush: ??
13:14, 3 May - Ayush: Cheque lita
13:14, 3 May - Ayush: Liya
13:14, 3 May - Ayush: Ya cash
13:14, 3 May - Ayush: ???
13:14, 3 May - Hitesh Patni: Yess...deal final
13:14, 3 May - Hitesh Patni: Online transfer kra liya
13:14, 3 May - Ayush: Shi hai bey
13:14, 3 May - Ayush: Congooo
13:14, 3 May - Ayush: Ppo hitesh patni ka pukka
13:16, 3 May - Hitesh Patni: Salo rupeeseed valo ab to mera account chalu kr do
13:16, 3 May - subodh imt: Haha
13:25, 3 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: Kya baay hitess
13:28, 3 May - Arindam: Bhai party h ab toh...waise usse kaise bakra banaya tune
??...
13:32, 3 May - Hitesh Patni: Bhai usne software me pta ni ky dekha use bhut acha
lga software...so bech diya
13:33, 3 May - Arindam: Sahi h bhai...aise bakra himein kyun nai mil rha h...
13:34, 3 May - IMT Polly: Usne sharekhan ka software use nai kiya hoga
13:35, 3 May - Hitesh Patni: Sourabh se price me negotiate kr rha tha...so saura
bh ne use nayi deal de di....4500 for 3 month
13:38, 3 May - subodh imt: Kya
13:38, 3 May - subodh imt: Sh hai
14:03, 3 May - Darshit Shah: Congrats hitesh
14:03, 3 May - Udit: Kya baat patni
14:04, 3 May - Manoj Pola: Super hitesh bhai cngrts
14:11, 3 May - Hitesh Patni: Ty
14:12, 3 May - Chandni Gupta: congrats hitesh
14:20, 3 May - Akhil Joshi: Congrats :-D
23:56, 3 May - Arun R:
23:57, 3 May - Arun R: Sry. Wrong group
23:57, 3 May - +91 98 90 491423: Haha
11:44, 4 May - subodh imt: <Media omitted>
19:10, 4 May - Abhinav Kohale: Congo
09:56, 5 May - subodh imt: Gadhe sale
09:56, 5 May - subodh imt: Still my id is not activated
09:56, 5 May - subodh imt: I was supposed to get a call jo aj tak nh aya
09:56, 5 May - subodh imt:
10:13, 5 May - Hitesh Patni: Same here
10:14, 5 May - +91 98 90 491423: Count me in
10:23, 5 May - subodh imt: Nd I told to activate my demo account again
10:23, 5 May - subodh imt: Wo bh nh kia
10:31, 5 May - Manoj Pola: Hahaa rupeeseed
10:31, 5 May - Manoj Pola: Save us
11:33, 5 May - subodh imt: Yar new demo id bh create nh ho rha
11:33, 5 May - subodh imt: I am not getting mail
11:34, 5 May - subodh imt: Server problem hai kya inka
11:34, 5 May - subodh imt: ?
13:25, 6 May - +91 98 90 449116: Jigar u thr!
13:34, 6 May - Jigar Sampat: Kya hua
13:26, 6 May - +91 98 90 449116: Bhai 1 month ho gya
13:34, 6 May - Jigar Sampat: Ha
13:27, 6 May - +91 98 90 449116: Aree toh salary?
13:35, 6 May - Jigar Sampat: No idea
13:27, 6 May - +91 98 90 491423: Teko stipend oi padi h
Yaha accnt b chalu n hua
13:27, 6 May - +91 98 90 449116: Puch na sir se
13:35, 6 May - Jigar Sampat: I'll ask them when I go to office
13:27, 6 May - +91 98 90 449116: Wo chod na
13:28, 6 May - +91 98 90 449116: Ok gud
13:36, 6 May - Jigar Sampat: I'm not going to office these days
13:28, 6 May - +91 98 90 449116: If wo optn de ki ek sath chahiye ya monthly toh b
olna ki monthly v neee
13:37, 6 May - Jigar Sampat: Ok
13:29, 6 May - +91 98 90 449116: Ok jb bhi jaye tb
13:37, 6 May - Jigar Sampat: Ok
14:00, 6 May - Pranoy: All banglore guys, saurabh called me and asked u guys to
call him as no one was reachable when he called
14:21, 6 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: I also got a call yesterday which i didn't res
pond... Coz i was sleeping... Around 5
14:21, 6 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: Did he call u after dat
14:22, 6 May - Ayush: Same goes wth me lst he cald and i ws slepng
14:22, 6 May - Arun R: He called me some time b4
14:22, 6 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: Fuck... Sab so rhe hai... Koi kaam nhi kr rha
14:22, 6 May - Abhinav Kohale:
14:22, 6 May - Arun R: He asked for updates
14:23, 6 May - Arun R: Said he is getting calls from all regions except bangalor
e
14:23, 6 May - Arun R: Is it so?
14:23, 6 May - +91 98 90 491423: Lol no
14:24, 6 May - +91 98 90 491423: He says it to every region
14:24, 6 May - Arun R: And asked for reporting faculty fetails
14:24, 6 May - Arun R: Details*
14:24, 6 May - +91 98 90 491423: Faculty ???
14:24, 6 May - Arun R: Yes
14:25, 6 May - Abhinav Kohale: Wat faculty
14:25, 6 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: Kayko bhaiya
14:25, 6 May - Arun R: Reporting faculty
14:26, 6 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: Urs??
14:26, 6 May - Arun R: Of all
14:26, 6 May - +91 98 90 491423: Hr will. Complain ?
14:26, 6 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: Why
14:26, 6 May - +91 98 90 491423:
14:27, 6 May - Arun R: He mentioned about some negative remarks and all
14:27, 6 May - Abhinav Kohale: Shit
14:35, 6 May - Jigar Sampat: Forget it
14:35, 6 May - Jigar Sampat: We'll tell faculties
14:27, 6 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: My guide is least concerned... He nevr replies
to my mail... Once i called him when he said dat he's on leave
14:28, 6 May - +91 98 90 491423: Ya exactly....
14:28, 6 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: Negative remarks abt software
14:35, 6 May - Jigar Sampat: Who's your guide???
14:28, 6 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: Vsr vijaykumar
14:28, 6 May - Arun R: Gadgil
14:28, 6 May - +91 98 90 491423: So should w mail our Faculty guides regarding thi
s
My guide replies re
14:36, 6 May - Jigar Sampat: No
14:36, 6 May - Jigar Sampat: Not now
14:28, 6 May - +91 98 90 491423: Hmmm
14:36, 6 May - Jigar Sampat: We'll have to collectively tell placecomm...
14:36, 6 May - Jigar Sampat: They'll talk to respective guides.
14:29, 6 May - +91 98 90 491423: Haan this is bettrr
14:29, 6 May - Abhinav Kohale: Mine is sarbjit,,bhangda paake aaja aaja
14:39, 6 May - subodh imt: This time market is fluctuating so much
14:39, 6 May - subodh imt: No one hav time 2 meet
14:39, 6 May - subodh imt: All are saying after elections
14:40, 6 May - subodh imt: Who bothers abt this bullshit trading software
14:42, 6 May - Abhinav Kohale: Immediately after elections chamatkar nahi hoga t
een chaar mahina lagega stable hone mai
14:42, 6 May - +91 98 90 491423: Exactky
14:44, 6 May - Abhinav Kohale: Cat mai percentile achche bi aaye bt gf pi ko tim
e lagta hai boss
14:44, 6 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: Abe koi bhi election ho jaye... Ghanta bikne w
ala hai software
14:45, 6 May - Abhinav Kohale: Nami,ab ki baar Modi sarkar,aapki pida mera pida
hai
14:45, 6 May - Abhinav Kohale: Namoh*
14:57, 6 May - Ayush: Client knpas baitha hu saurabh bola 5 mins main calng
14:57, 6 May - Ayush: Its been 20 mins
14:57, 6 May - Ayush: Ab clenit se tirth religious place ya ghr ki taref kr rha
hu
14:58, 6 May - Abhinav Kohale: Wah wah jiyo mere share
14:59, 6 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: Haridwar rishikesh ki baate kr rhs kya
14:59, 6 May - Ayush: Jain hai bey wo
14:59, 6 May - Abhinav Kohale: Selling ya franchisee???
14:59, 6 May - Ayush: Dusre tirth
15:00, 6 May - Ayush: 3 mnth seling thn franchise
15:00, 6 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: Ha sir sahi baat hai apki... Soch rha hu bolna
mba vagaire sab chhod k tirth kshetra jaa k bas jau
15:00, 6 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: Sab moh maya hai...
15:01, 6 May - Abhinav Kohale: Nami namah
15:01, 6 May - Abhinav Kohale: Namo*
15:06, 6 May - Abhinav Kohale: Chalo tera bi ho jayega sell
15:11, 6 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: Btw manna pwdega 20 min se bakar kr rha tu lea
d k sath... Humko koi pure 15 min bhi bithane ko tayar nahi hai
15:11, 6 May - Abhinav Kohale: Yo
15:12, 6 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: Xcept 1 or 2 jo out f world log rhte
15:13, 6 May - Abhinav Kohale: Pravachan
15:27, 6 May - Ayush: Mere se client ke sofa pe tea gir gyi
15:27, 6 May - Ayush:
15:27, 6 May - Ayush: Biscuits offer kr rha
15:31, 6 May - Manoj Pola: Banglore region guys plzz speak to Saurabh sir he is
asking every one t report
15:32, 6 May - Arun R: Where were u manoj till now?
15:33, 6 May - Manoj Pola: Mean?
15:33, 6 May - Arun R: Check previous chats
18:28, 6 May - Udit: Those who havent been picking up saurabh sir's calls...plz
start picking otherwise negative report jayegi...he is keeping a check on everyo
ne individually...nd plz dont start calling him now just show him what has every
one been working on by sending mails...
P.s. dont call him just pick up whenever he calls and update him regularly thro
ugh mails
18:32, 6 May - Darshit Shah: Yeah.. he was a little pissed today
19:09, 6 May - Abhinav Kohale:
10:04, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Salary dil wado baya manne ek mahina hoi gava
10:21, 7 May - +91 98 90 449116: 2 scientists walk in a bar
1st scientist:I'll have H20
2nd scientist:I'll have H2O too
The 2nd scientist dies!
10:22, 7 May - Udit: Ab kya mai usse boluga ki salary do varna kaam nahi hoga
10:22, 7 May - Udit: ?
10:22, 7 May - +91 98 90 491423: Aneesh iwas abt to post this here
10:22, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Nahi kAam kiya hai isliye salary
10:22, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Petrol jalare ham yaha
10:23, 7 May - Udit: Abey hum toh auto mei paise uda rahe hain
10:23, 7 May - Udit: Kya kar sakte hain
10:23, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Local hu main bhai
10:23, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Isliye gaadi
10:23, 7 May - +91 98 90 449116: hahaha PT tu late ho gyi
10:24, 7 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: Mazdoor union ka faisla hai bolna... Salary na
hi to kaam band
10:32, 7 May - Jigar Sampat: Mumbai seems to be more expensive than Nagpur
10:32, 7 May - Jigar Sampat: Abe local yaha bhi hai
10:24, 7 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: Nagpur seems to be more hotter dan mumbai
10:32, 7 May - Jigar Sampat: Par log Rikshaw me travel karte hai
10:24, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: 80 rupaiye litre chalu hai
10:24, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: 45degrees chalu hai
10:25, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Aur kya chahiye
10:33, 7 May - Jigar Sampat: Then make it 90 degrees
10:33, 7 May - Jigar Sampat: Rectangle ho jayega
10:33, 7 May - Jigar Sampat:
10:25, 7 May - IMT Ashish Diwate:
10:25, 7 May - Udit: Ek kaam kro saurabh sir ko call kro aur boldo
10:26, 7 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: Kya ho gaya jigar tujhe
10:26, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: I m sirius ,salary nahi kaam nahi
10:34, 7 May - Jigar Sampat: Sorry to crack bigger PJs Abhinav...
10:26, 7 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: U r sirius black
10:26, 7 May - Darshit Shah:
10:26, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Wat do u mean ye toh default hai na kaam kare ya
nahi kare
10:27, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: 2000 hamara janm siddh adikhar hai
10:27, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Ayushyaman bhav,aise hi pj maaro
10:27, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Anshan karna padega ab
10:36, 7 May - Jigar Sampat: Kohale hamara neta hai....
10:30, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Ab tak Dheeraj manga tha prabhu deva ab Dhiraj ma
t dena,sehte jaaye sehte jaaye,satyagraha
10:31, 7 May - +91 98 90 491423: Kohale aap aage badho
Hum sab aapke saath h
10:31, 7 May - +91 98 90 449116:
10:35, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Arey mumbai waali ko hi bolna hoga
10:35, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Spocs do d needful
10:44, 7 May - Jigar Sampat: Abe kya bolu
10:45, 7 May - Jigar Sampat: Yaha to daant rahe h woh log
10:37, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Salary related
10:45, 7 May - Jigar Sampat: Sales nahi hua
10:37, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Kkk hold on then for some days
10:38, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Loha garam hai maardo hatoda
10:46, 7 May - Jigar Sampat:
10:47, 7 May - Jigar Sampat: Abe woh mar rahe hai
10:47, 7 May - Jigar Sampat: Hatoda
10:43, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale:
10:52, 7 May - Jigar Sampat: Selling this software is like asking neutrons from
hydrogen...
10:44, 7 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: Baaki kahi pe sales hua kya... Other colleges
k interns
10:44, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale:
10:53, 7 May - Jigar Sampat: Sorry for hardcore chemistry
10:45, 7 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: Main kya puch rha hu.. Kripya us par prakash d
aale
10:54, 7 May - Jigar Sampat: Nahi hua.... Only Hitesh Patni ka hua hai
10:46, 7 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: Hamare clg ka comparatively bura performance j
aisa hai kya kuch... Ki kagi bhi sale nahi ho rha
10:46, 7 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: Ayush ka bhi ho gaya
10:46, 7 May - IMT Ashish Diwate: Kal hi cheque liya usne
10:55, 7 May - Jigar Sampat: Ok
10:56, 7 May - Jigar Sampat: Abe Saurabh ne call kiya tha logo ko... Half of the
m were chilling out at home... To woh heated test tube ki tarah gussa ho gaya
10:56, 7 May - Jigar Sampat: He's telling k log aaram kar rahe h
10:49, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Hmmm
10:49, 7 May - IMT Ashish Diwate:
10:50, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Kam se kam do logo ka toh hua???
10:50, 7 May - IMT Pralay: Yo monthly target of two achieved
10:51, 7 May - IMT Ashish Diwate:
10:53, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale:
11:00, 7 May - subodh imt: Bhai ye transaction password kya hoga
11:08, 7 May - Jigar Sampat: Contact Helpdesk
11:01, 7 May - subodh imt: Share buy karte tym
11:01, 7 May - subodh imt: Account start hya hai janmo bad
11:01, 7 May - subodh imt: Hua*
11:01, 7 May - Akhil Joshi: Reset@1234
11:01, 7 May - Akhil Joshi: Ya reset1234
11:01, 7 May - subodh imt: Ab toh unhe mera name bh yad ho gya
11:01, 7 May - subodh imt: Subodh ji boli
11:02, 7 May - subodh imt: Bolo
11:02, 7 May - subodh imt: Sidha ye bolte hai
11:12, 7 May - Jigar Sampat: Hota hai
11:08, 7 May - IMT Polly: Mujhe nai lagra koi paisa denge yehlog
11:09, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Hmmm
11:09, 7 May - Arindam: Yeh breach of a contract hua...dey hv to gv d salary
11:10, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Yaar ghar pe chill marra hu aisa kyu bolrey tum l
oga
11:10, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Bol dete kaam kar re
11:18, 7 May - Jigar Sampat: Abe kaam karo yaar
11:11, 7 May - +91 98 90 491423: Kaam to kar re yaar.....
Meeting 2-3 ppl everyday....
11:11, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Bhagare wo
11:12, 7 May - +91 98 90 491423: Han n here they make me wair for 30-45 mins and t
hen say busy h baad me aana
11:12, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Abi gya tha nit interested n nit a right time for
u to sell as elections
11:12, 7 May - +91 98 90 491423: Ya they say abhi fluctuations hai bahut
Ni lega kou abhi
11:13, 7 May - subodh imt: Han I called around 10 people
11:13, 7 May - subodh imt: MorniNYSE
11:13, 7 May - subodh imt: Morning se
11:13, 7 May - subodh imt: But they don't hav tym
11:15, 7 May - +91 98 90 491423: Ya exactly
11:16, 7 May - IMT Polly: Yaar yeh comp baas completion certificate dede bahut
hai i m not expecting anything else phn pe and travel k expenses gaye gadde me
11:16, 7 May - +91 98 90 491423: Haan n negative feedback mat de yaar
11:16, 7 May - IMT Polly: Clearly v hav chosen a wrong comp
11:17, 7 May - +91 98 90 491423: True
11:18, 7 May - subodh imt: Mene 1 share buy kia hai 1 tym
11:18, 7 May - subodh imt: Irb infra ka
11:21, 7 May - Ganesh: Yes transaction password is reset1234
11:25, 7 May - subodh imt: Han I have traded
11:25, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Ya tis 1
11:25, 7 May - subodh imt: Thnx
11:26, 7 May - subodh imt: Irb and bata is gud buy
11:38, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Hitesh n ayush ko milega stipend n incentive hame
milega babaji ka thullu
11:51, 7 May - subodh imt: I got 1.80rs profit
11:51, 7 May - subodh imt:
11:51, 7 May - Ganesh:
11:52, 7 May - Ganesh: I got rs 20.5 loss.... In HCl tech
11:55, 7 May - Chandni Gupta: humara ek software ka sale hua hai
11:56, 7 May - Chandni Gupta: ayush n ganesh closed d deal
12:04, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Both
12:04, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Total ek
12:09, 7 May - Hitesh Patni: Congrts ayush n ganesh
12:12, 7 May - Ganesh: Bats stuck at 130... Why d hell it's not increasing??
12:12, 7 May - Ganesh: Bata^
12:19, 7 May - Chandni Gupta: yes 1
22:30, 7 May - Abhinav Kohale: Man outside phone booth: Excuse me ! You are hold
ing the phone since 20 mins. & haven't spoken a word.
MAN INSIDE- talking to my wife.
MAN OUTSIDE - Sorry
18:25, 9 May - Abhinav Kohale: AB De Villiers. Do u know him. I think u know him
as a cricketer from South Africa and playing for Royal Challanger Bangalore in
IPL .
Now know some thing strange about him:-
1. He shortlisted for Jr national hockey squad.
2. He shortlisted for Jr national footbal squad.
3. Captain of South Africa Jr rugby .
4. Held six south africa school swimming records.
5. The fastest 100mtr time in South Africa junior athletics.
6 . A member of South Africa Jr Davis Cup tennis team.
7. National Badminton U-19 champion.
8. Has a golf handicap of scratch.
And u will b thinking k fir to sala padai me zero hogha and here comes No. 9 - R
eceived a national medal from Mandela for a science project
18:33, 9 May - Jigar Sampat: Abe software bech
18:25, 9 May - Darshit Shah:
18:26, 9 May - Abhinav Kohale: Mmission impossible
18:26, 9 May - Abhinav Kohale: 4 part aa gye abhi tak impossible
18:34, 9 May - Jigar Sampat: Impossible says I'm possible
18:26, 9 May - Manoj Pola: Hahaaaa kya bath hey jigar
18:35, 9 May - Jigar Sampat: Be positive
18:35, 9 May - Jigar Sampat: Like sodium ion
18:27, 9 May - Abhinav Kohale: But mera blood group A positive
18:36, 9 May - Jigar Sampat: To positive socket me daal k switch on kar... Apna
hath...
18:36, 9 May - Jigar Sampat:
18:29, 9 May - Abhinav Kohale:
18:29, 9 May - Abhinav Kohale: Bika kya kisi ka 2 k baad
18:30, 9 May - Abhinav Kohale: /?
18:38, 9 May - Jigar Sampat: Hamara co-op rocks... Waha sale k liye rakhange...
Rupeeseed...
18:30, 9 May - Abhinav Kohale: Hmmm
18:31, 9 May - Abhinav Kohale: Stipend
18:31, 9 May - Abhinav Kohale: Do?
18:39, 9 May - Jigar Sampat: 4k only
18:31, 9 May - Abhinav Kohale: Anshan karenge warnaa,hamari mange puri karo
18:31, 9 May - Abhinav Kohale: Kab denge???
18:31, 9 May - Ayush: Mera ek aur bikeg shyd tk 2 din main pukka ho jyega
18:39, 9 May - Jigar Sampat: Talk to Saurabh
18:32, 9 May - Manoj Pola: Software tho gaya nahi biksaktha abb stipend kya huva
money tight hogaya
23:52, 9 May - Abhinav Kohale: <Media omitted>
14:29, 10 May - +91 98 90 491423: After numerous calls mails everything finally my
account opened
16:58, 10 May - subodh imt:
16:58, 10 May - subodh imt: Happy trading
18:37, 10 May - +91 98 90 449116: Now no more "Abki baar"
09:12, 11 May - Abhinav Kohale: Yo yo
09:38, 11 May - Abhinav Kohale: <Media omitted>
09:38, 11 May - Abhinav Kohale: <Media omitted>
22:24, 14 May - Abhinav Kohale: Bika kya kisika??
22:25, 14 May - subodh imt: Baba ji ka thullu
22:25, 14 May - subodh imt: Election hai
22:25, 14 May - Abhinav Kohale: Usse kya hua??
22:25, 14 May - Abhinav Kohale: Ab nahi bikega kya??
22:25, 14 May - +91 98 90 491423: Fluctuations
22:26, 14 May - subodh imt: Smja
22:26, 14 May - Abhinav Kohale: Kkk go for vacation then
22:26, 14 May - Abhinav Kohale: Salary dilvado baya
22:27, 14 May - Manoj Pola: Its better t see happily How i met mother and game o
f thrones
22:28, 14 May - Abhinav Kohale: Ya tis 1
22:28, 14 May - +91 98 90 491423: Haha FRIENDS also
22:29, 14 May - Manoj Pola: @priyanka Haha by seeing ur update oly i suggested
22:29, 14 May - +91 98 90 491423: Lolz
22:29, 14 May - Manoj Pola: Haha
22:48, 14 May - Darshit Shah: Hey one of my friends is working on a project invo
lving data analytics to understand the travel preferences of the youth. Please d
o spare exactly 2 minutes of your time to fill this survey with your honest and
valuable answers only. I will be very grateful if you do so!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1oIrD4Dsxt-vaUkrDxJVy41M68__d3fdL9cSoYl6JbqA/vie
wform?usp=send_form
22:48, 14 May - subodh imt: Ok sir
22:48, 14 May - subodh imt: Mr choreographer
22:48, 14 May - +91 98 90 491423: Okies
22:49, 14 May - subodh imt: Yar hme bh le chalo kbh set par
22:49, 14 May - subodh imt: Darshit
22:49, 14 May - Darshit Shah: Aa jao Mumbai
22:50, 14 May - Darshit Shah: Anytime
22:50, 14 May - subodh imt: If they will not giv salary den ana padega
22:50, 14 May - subodh imt: Dharna dene
22:51, 14 May - subodh imt:
22:51, 14 May - Darshit Shah:
22:51, 14 May - Manoj Pola: Yes ur correct
22:51, 14 May - Darshit Shah: Set pe 2 din kaam kar lena.. salary se double mile
ga
22:51, 14 May - subodh imt:
22:52, 14 May - +91 98 90 491423: Darshit varun Dhavan ka autograph le aana
22:52, 14 May - +91 98 90 491423: For me......
22:53, 14 May - subodh imt: Ohh teri
22:53, 14 May - Darshit Shah: Sure
22:53, 14 May - subodh imt: Bhai ye jarur kar dena
22:54, 14 May - subodh imt: Bhai mje tera de dena
22:54, 14 May - +91 98 90 491423: Thanksssss
22:54, 14 May - subodh imt: One day u will also be Star
22:54, 14 May - subodh imt: My frnd
22:55, 14 May - Abhinav Kohale: Salary ka kya bolte ya bolte hi nahi
23:04, 14 May - Jigar Sampat: Nahi milegi
23:04, 14 May - Jigar Sampat: Bhool jao
22:56, 14 May - subodh imt: Kaiko
22:56, 14 May - subodh imt: ??
23:04, 14 May - Jigar Sampat: Dilata hu... Par mera commission... Rs. 400...
22:56, 14 May - +91 98 90 491423: We cn sue them for that
We have a proper written contract for thay !!
22:58, 14 May - IMT Polly: Thats the irony ...to sue them v need money
22:58, 14 May - +91 98 90 491423: Lol true
23:09, 14 May - Abhinav Kohale: Mai baat karunga
00:54, 15 May - Abhinav Kohale: Self level pr
14:17, 15 May - Abhinav Kohale: Report ki format pata hai kya ,kya likhna hai ky
a mangta hai????
16:33, 15 May - +91 80 17 192330: Jigr bhai office men puch stipend milega k nai h
umlg ko
16:43, 15 May - Jigar Sampat: Bolta hu
18:33, 15 May - Neha Imt: Anybody has any demo account userid which is working c
urrently..if anyone has then pls lemme know
21:56, 15 May - Abhinav Kohale: 16th May...
Tomorrow is the day...
He has worked hard to get where he wanted to be...
To the matter of fact he is still struggling to get there...
He has proved his mettle in the past couple of years...
History will remember him again from tomorrow...
so guys...
now its ur time to see this very talented, very passionate, very versatile, very
hard workin, very God gifted GUJRATI person tomorrow getting there...
16th May 2014, Friday...
release of 'The Xpose'...
Starring Himesh Reshammiya...
Do hit the theatres n watch immensely talented God gifted personality...
22:31, 21 May - Darshit Shah: Delhi ppl.. heard about an earthquake there.. hope
all is well!
22:31, 21 May - +91 98 90 491423: Felt here in nagpur too
22:32, 21 May - Manoj Pola: Yes hope everything s fine??
22:32, 21 May - Manoj Pola: <Media omitted>
22:32, 21 May - Chandni Gupta: Pata nai chala yaar
22:32, 21 May - Chandni Gupta: Kuch bhi
22:32, 21 May - Chandni Gupta:
22:32, 21 May - Manoj Pola: Rain n banglore
22:32, 21 May - +91 98 90 491423: Haha
22:33, 21 May - Ganesh: Did anyone felt... ?
22:33, 21 May - Abhinav Kohale: Take care guys who r ibmn Delhi n Kolkata as wel
l
22:33, 21 May - +91 98 90 491423: Ya esp kolkata
22:36, 21 May - IMT Polly: Felt it nothing major
22:37, 21 May - Payal-imt: Didn't feel it!
00:12, 22 May - Abhinav Kohale: Hi friends ...it gives me great pleasure to info
rm you that my engagement date is fixed on19th June 2014... Laxmi lawns hadapsar
at 4:30 pm... will send invites later... pls come with ur family, your presence
is must... no gifts required. only your presence and well wishes needed.. aisa
bolke chintu uski Gf ko chodke chala gaya... Jaane do usko. Apne ko kya lena den
a?
09:52, 22 May - Jigar Sampat: I didn't get you...
09:55, 22 May - Abhinav Kohale: Joke hai chod
12:35, 22 May - subodh imt: Saurabh sir no plz
12:36, 22 May - subodh imt: Jaldi
12:36, 22 May - +91 98 90 491423: Rupeeseed Saurabh Sir.vcf (file attached)
12:36, 22 May - Abhinav Kohale: Saurabh Patel Rupeeseed.vcf (file attached)
12:36, 22 May - Abhinav Kohale: Saurabh rupeeseed.vcf (file attached)
12:37, 22 May - Udit: Ho kya gya subodh
12:39, 22 May - Abhinav Kohale: Bakra mil gya usey
12:39, 22 May - subodh imt: Nh yar
12:39, 22 May - Udit: Phr
12:39, 22 May - subodh imt: Le li meri
12:40, 22 May - Udit: Kisne
12:40, 22 May - Abhinav Kohale: Mail aaya kya tujhe?
12:40, 22 May - subodh imt: Wo bol rha hai kuch khas nh hai
12:40, 22 May - subodh imt: Client
12:40, 22 May - subodh imt: Software mei
12:40, 22 May - Abhinav Kohale: Ya tis 2
12:41, 22 May - Abhinav Kohale: 1*,mujhe bhi yahi kehre
12:41, 22 May - subodh imt: Ye sab toh aise hi free meo calculat ho jata hai
12:41, 22 May - Abhinav Kohale: Genius hoga wo
17:55, 22 May - Abhinav Kohale: BJP Cabinet Announced :
Home - Rajnath Singh
Finance- Subramanyam Swami
Foreign- Arun Jaitley
Defense- Sushma Swaraj
Railway- Vainkaiyaa Naidu
Urban Development- Nitin Gadkari
Agriculture- Gopinath Munde
Rural Development- Ananat Gite
Health - Harshwardhan
Law- Ravishankar Prasad
Commerce - SS Ahluvalia
Telecom- Anant Kumar
Coal- Hansraj Ahir
Petrolium- Ramvilas Paswan
Heavy Industry- Aanandrao Adsul
Aviation- Shahnavaj Hussain
Minority- Mukhtaar Abbas Nakvi
Parliamentary Affairs- Sunlmitra Mahajan
Women & Child Welfare- Anupriya Patel
HRD- BS Yedurappa
Water Resources- Purusoottam Rupala
Sports- Kirti Aazad
Tourism- Sripad Naik
Cultural - Minakshi Lekhi
Information- Jagdambika Pal
Corporate Affair- Anurag Thakur
Conventional Energy - BC Khanduri
NRI- Rajiv Pratap Rudhi
Social Justice- Bandar Dattatray
Home MoS- Satyapal Singh
Defense- MoS- VK Singh
Agriculture MoS- Raju Shetty
Social Justice MoS- Ramdas Aathvale
Law MoS- Kirit Somaiyaa
Sports Mos- Rajyawardhan Rathod
Speaker- MM Joshi
LK Advani - NDA president
18:02, 22 May - IMT Polly: I tht Advani wud b the speaker
18:02, 22 May - Abhinav Kohale: May b
18:42, 22 May - Jigar Sampat: Arun Jaitley kaha se aaya?
18:33, 22 May - Abhinav Kohale: Plane se
18:33, 22 May - Abhinav Kohale:
18:48, 22 May - Jigar Sampat: Abe woh har gaya hai elections me...
18:42, 22 May - +91 98 90 438569: Rajya sabha...even manmohan singh ws nt a lok sa
bha member
18:43, 22 May - Abhinav Kohale: Itne updated ho jokes pe bhi update rakho
18:43, 22 May - Abhinav Kohale:
18:44, 22 May - +91 98 90 438569: Hhaha
18:45, 22 May - Manoj Pola: S thz fake???
18:46, 22 May - Abhinav Kohale: Somewat nt all
18:46, 22 May - Abhinav Kohale: Forecasting
18:48, 22 May - Akhil Joshi: A person who has lost from his constituency can als
o be the part of cabinet if his party forms the government. Or is the part of th
e alliance forming the government
18:49, 22 May - Abhinav Kohale:
18:49, 22 May - Manoj Pola: Hey yes jigar cool
18:51, 22 May - Abhinav Kohale: Logo ko kuch info do usme bhi galatiya nikalte
18:51, 22 May - Abhinav Kohale:
06:09, 23 May - Jigar Sampat: +91 85 11 572865 was removed
08:37, 26 May - Abhinav Kohale: Bika kya kisika???,salary ka kya bolte ??
10:04, 26 May - +91 80 17 192330: Stipend ka bola hai post completion milega
10:05, 26 May - Abhinav Kohale: Kkk
10:06, 26 May - Abhinav Kohale: Incentive??
10:07, 26 May - +91 80 17 192330: Wo pucha nai..stipend ka ata pata nai hai.. ince
ntive ka bhagwan malik
10:08, 26 May - Abhinav Kohale: Direct account pe jama hoga ya ghar pe check aay
ega???
11:27, 26 May - +91 98 90 491423: Guys hume report company me kab dena hai ?
10:09, 27 May - Abhinav Kohale: Modi season started as pm
10:23, 27 May - Jigar Sampat: To nach
10:18, 27 May - Manoj Pola: Hahaa
10:21, 27 May - Abhinav Kohale:
16:16, 27 May - Abhinav Kohale: Urban Dictionary has added a new word: 'Congress
ed' (verb, adj). It means getting fully, totally, irredeemably screwed.
e.g - I got "Congreesed" at Work Yesterday
New word added in dictionary:
Rahulgandhi (verb): to talk irrelevant nonsense to questions asked by someone an
d thereby make complete fool of oneself
USAGE: How was your viva?
"I rahulgandhied it"
Another word added to the english dictionary
Man-mohanned(verb): silence maintained by a man due to a lady of higher power
Ex:- my wife shouted at me. She yelled at me and I manmohanned
09:49, 28 May - IMT Pralay: Can anyone tell me why does ny my fund limit get dec
reased by 10 to 15 rs daily?
09:59, 28 May - Jigar Sampat: No idea
09:59, 28 May - Jigar Sampat: Ask Helpdesk
09:50, 28 May - IMT Pralay: Ok
10:25, 28 May - Abhinav Kohale: Appraisal form bhar liya kya???
10:39, 28 May - +91 98 90 434508: Ye kya hai?
10:40, 28 May - Abhinav Kohale: Jo sir ko diya tha training k time
10:42, 28 May - +91 98 90 434508: Dat will b filled up by Rupeeseed ppl.. hum logo
ko kuch nahi karna
10:42, 28 May - Abhinav Kohale: No we dnt need to
10:43, 28 May - +91 98 90 434508: Tab question kyo kar raha tha?
10:43, 28 May - +91 98 90 434508: Kaam nahi kya tere paas?
10:44, 28 May - +91 98 90 434508: Bakwaas question karte rahte ho
10:44, 28 May - Abhinav Kohale: Spocs ko puchra bhara kya sir ne
10:44, 28 May - Abhinav Kohale: Kaam wat a joke
10:45, 28 May - +91 98 90 434508: Toh question theek se pooch
10:46, 28 May - Abhinav Kohale: K baba
11:02, 28 May - Jigar Sampat: I had told them we need to submit those by this we
ekend... To he said I need a couple of days to fill those...
11:03, 28 May - Jigar Sampat: Kohale, tu clients k paas nahi ja raha hai kya???
Office me bol rahe the...
10:55, 28 May - Abhinav Kohale: Nahi maine do mahina kaam hi nahi kiya,software
is nit worth enough
10:57, 28 May - Abhinav Kohale: Tumhare kya haal hai???
11:07, 28 May - Jigar Sampat: Bhai 1 sale hui h... Bus yaar aur budhu nahi bana
sakta logo ko...
11:00, 28 May - Abhinav Kohale: Congrats bhai ,sale toh hua,installment quaterly
ya half yearly???
11:12, 28 May - Jigar Sampat: Half year
11:05, 28 May - Abhinav Kohale: Kkk
11:05, 28 May - Abhinav Kohale: Sir kya bole,shaabash
02:46, 29 May - Jigar Sampat: Watch out manali petro tomorrow
09:28, 29 May - Abhinav Kohale: <Media omitted>
10:41, 29 May - Jigar Sampat: So???
11:12, 29 May - Abhinav Kohale: Installment detail by 30th
12:39, 29 May - Jigar Sampat: Surat guys, heard there was some big fire over the
re... Hope you'll are safe.
12:30, 29 May - +91 98 90 449116: Yo . Fire broke out in textile market (vipul mrk
t) .
12:31, 29 May - Akhil Joshi: Yup fyn
12:31, 29 May - +91 98 90 449116: <Media omitted>
12:31, 29 May - +91 98 90 449116: <Media omitted>
12:31, 29 May - +91 98 90 449116: <Media omitted>
12:36, 29 May - Abhinav Kohale: Take care
22:08, 29 May - Abhinav Kohale: Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui....
Waiter: sir, kya loge?
Advani: Leni to Shapath thi.....
par chalo tum Jal-jeera hi de do.
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11:03, 6 Jun - Abhinav Kohale: In a factory: A man standing on the floor and loo
king aimlessly......
CEO of that factory came and asked his salary...
Man replied "5000 sir"
CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him...
"I pay people here to work and not to waste time, This is your 3 months salary.
Now get out of here. Never come back"
That guy left.............
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Then CEO asked workers "Who was that guy?"
Workers replied "Pizza delivery Boy Sir"..
20:25, 17 Jun - Abhinav Kohale: Guys report start kiya kisine???if yes ,how u r
proceeding,else wen u r planning to start???
20:26, 17 Jun - Manoj Pola: Chalo we ill,start nw wth ur guidence @abhinav
20:27, 17 Jun - Abhinav Kohale: Suli pe chara do bhai tum
20:27, 17 Jun - Abhinav Kohale: Chada*
20:27, 17 Jun - Abhinav Kohale:
23:17, 17 Jun - Abhinav Kohale: MUJE BANK SE PHONE AAYA........
Sir, monthly 4500/- Bharete raho Retirement ke samay Aap ko 1cr. milega......
Maine kaha scheme ko Reverse kar do
Aap muje 1CR. dedo aur monthly 6000/-mujse lete jao.......
He disconnected the call.......
Maine kuch Galat BOL DIYA KYA ?
ha ha ha ha ha,
aur aaja ,,
aaja aaja,
aur aaja ,,
jaldi jaldi,
bhag ab ,,,
lot ja upar,
aur chal,
aur aajao ,,