Santa: I once had a girl friend who was so ugly.

The only people who ever asked her to go to bed were

her parents.
By: AJIT SINGH
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Ek bade he behanchod shar ne kaha h

jab usne kis kiya to land pe be nasha cha gaya lode ke to baat he kuch aur the usne to tatoo ko be khada
kar diya....
By: pardeep gupta
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Kid:
Dady k room se prayer ki awazein aa rhi theen
Mom:
Prayer krna to achi bat hai
Kid:
dady to chup thay unki secrtry chila rhi thee
OH GOD, OH GOD
By: ram shahi
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Lady: Baba mera pati kab sudhrenga?
Baba: Pati ko laye ho?
Lady: Nahi.
Baba: Koi baat nahi, apna blouse kholiye
Lady: Kyun?
Baba: Pati ki hath ki rekha dekhni hai!!!
By: ram shahi
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College Girls: Jab hum apas me gandi-gandi bate karte hai
to ladko k kaan khade ho jate hai na?
Boys: Achha tum log usko kaan kehte ho?
By: ram shahi
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If blue films were to be nominated..
1.hasina k vagina me pasina
2.ghar me sali aur puri rat diwali
3.utar k panty so gayi aunty
4.pati fauj me aur biwi mauj me
By: AJIT SINGH
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Tragedies of Girl's Life -
1.) Nice Men are Not Sexy.
2.) Sexy Men are Not Nice.
3.) Sexy & Nice Men are not single.
4.) Sexy, Nice & Single Men are GAY..! ;-)
By: AJIT SINGH
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Boy: MOM,Aap blouse mein paise kyo rakhti ho..?
MOM: Taaki tere papa ko pata na chale..
Boy: " Bechare papa,roz kaamwali ke blouse mein dhoondte rahte hai.."
By: sunil vasava
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phagun mein jab aai holi
ek chut jhoom ke boli
koi mere sath bhi khele holi
lundo ne banai toli
raat bhar chut tatoli
subah uth ke chut boli
ma chudaye aisi holi..
By: sunil vasava
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A MAN SAYS 2 HIS WIFE: TELL ME SOMETHING THAT'LL MAKE ME HAPPY AND MAD AT THE
SAME TIME. THE WIFE SAYS: YUR d*ck IS BIGGER THAN YOUR BROTHER'S

Preeto: Your baby is beautiful. He looks just like his father. Jeeto: Yes I know, but it's a pity that he does
not look like my husband.
By: AJIT SINGH
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Lo suno, Ab har ghar me paida hoga chhota ABHISHEK.

Kyun?

Kyunki....

ZEE CINEMA dekhne wali har aurat kehti hai..

"SHANIVAR KI RAAT, AMITABH KE SATH."
By: AJIT SINGH
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Girl 2 Doctor:Last Time Apne Mera Abortion Kiya Aap Blade Ander Bhool Gaye..Mere 10 Dost Namard
Ho Gaye, 8 Ki Zuban Kat Gayi Or 19 Ungliyon Se Hath Dho Baithe.
By: AJIT SINGH
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Girl:"Mom Mom,I was raped."
Mom : ' Eat some chillies"
Girl : Will it stop pregnancy ?
Mom : ' NO " It will stop that fucking smile on ur face "
('O')
By: sunil vasava
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JHAKKASS
Girls Are Crazzy About 4 Things:
1>Jewellery

2>Perfumes

3>Clothes

&

4>See Down
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Mere Bhai, APNE Niche Dekh! gn!
By: AJIT SINGH
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superb CID SHAYERI...Chaand so raha hai,aasma so raha hai....Chaand so raha hai,aasma so raha
hai, .wo Dekho Nadi kinare DAYA apni GAND dho rahaa he
By: Rikshu jaadu
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Girl2Old Man-Uncle LAND Sidha CHeUT Me Dalo Na,Niche Slip Ho K GAoND Me Ja Raha Hai

Old Man-Jane De,Suale K Kismat Me GU Khana he Likha H

By: Sunnyy Sethi
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Ek Ldki Ne Apni saheli Ko Pucha- Yaar..
Tuj Pe Itne Sare Ldke Fida H,Iska Raaz Kya H

Saheli-Kyo K.. Mai Thik Time Pe Galat Kam Krti Hu

By: Sunnyy Sethi
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son-mom me tumhari shadi k baad kyu paida hua?

mom-
tumhe bahar aane ka rasta nahi malum tha,
tumare dad ne khod khod kar rasta banaya
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Wat's d limit of horor? Ans-'wen u r havng sex with a pregnant woman n suddenly a small hand hold ur
penis From insyd n say 'kon madarchod dhakka maar rha ha.

Theatre me
RAJNEETI film chl rahi thi?
1 ladki josh me khadi ho k boli,
"aaj k nari khadi ho jaye to kya nhi kar sakti..!
Piche se aawaz ayi-

"Susu....!!
By: AJIT SINGH
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A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga
By: navin lakhwara
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Mallika: I have been raped in the dark by a sardar!
Police:How do u know he was a sardar?
Malika: COz I had to tell him wat 2 do & how to do.
By: sunil vasava
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What if MALIKA SHERAWAT plats the role of draupadi in mahabharat?
Duryodhan will say,
“pehle isko kapde to pehnao… tabhi to vastr haran karunga !
By: sunil vasava
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Director: Malika Sherawat Suhaag Raat Ka Scene Hai Aap Usey
Garam Dhoodh Ka Glass Deti Hain.
Malika: Glass Sey Hee Dhoodh Pilana Tha Tou Mujhe Kioun Cast Kia?
By: sunil vasava
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a new wife has 3 qualities: economic in kitchen,artist at home, devil on bed.after 3 years she became
artist in kichen, devil at home and economic at bed. ha ha....
By: jumo man
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Sabjiwala: Madem yah 500 ka not blowse se nikala hai ?
Madem: Ha magar apko kaise pata chala ?
Sabjiwala: Gandhiji ka muh abhi bhi khula hain..
By: sunil vasava
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Master 2 stdnt: hamari bhasha me har shabd k 2 matlab niklte h.
Girl: Sir nikaal kar dikhaiye
Master: baith ja ladki tu jo boli uske b do matlab niklte hai.
Gm
By: AJIT SINGH
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A kid to dad-whats between Moms legs ?
Dade : PARADISE
Kid-Whats beetween your leg ?
Dad -The key to paradise.
Kid : Dad pls changed d Lock.Our neigbour has a duplicate Key,,
By: sunil vasava
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Height of disappointment:
A woman realising after a long search on Google that..
'PHILIP'S 21 INCH'is actually a TV SET...!ENJOY...

ek ladka gana ga rha tha...

" aj me upar asma niche '

to abdul ne use bahut mara
socho q?
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q ki asma uski biwika nam tha
By: chetan patel
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What do u call a dead drunk PARSI ?

bejaan daruwala
A parsi pimp ?
Nari contractor !
Parsi test tube baby ?
Batli boi !
over sexed parsi ?
Ronnie screwwala
By: sunil vasava
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Naai ki Dukan ke uper ghar pe lady ne sari sukhane dali,Dukan me andhera ho gaya ! Naai ne awaaz di..:
Bhabiji,Sari uper utha lo,Muje baal katne h..a
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Wife 2 Dr.:- mera pati 300% Napunsak h.
Dr.: Wo Kaise?

Wife: Ek to khada nhi hota,

Dusra Ungliya tuti hui h

Or 3ra Kal Garm Daal kha kr apni JIBH bhi jala li.
By: Sunnyy Sethi
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GIRl ; darling ! sex karne ke baad tum itna zyada kaise thak jaate ho ?
BOy ; sweetheart ! ROAD ko kya fark padta hai ? Ghista to TYRE hi hain na..
By: sunil vasava
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Pahle bahon me lena..phir seen se lagana..Phir mithi mithi batey karna..phir khoob kiss karna..
phir bistar par litana..
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kitna mushkil hai ' BACCHO ' ko sulana..
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Kamwali : Malkin apki purani sari muje nahi chahiye..
Malkin : Q
Kamwali ; apki sari pehnne ke bad sahab mere pas b nahi ate ..aur driver pareshan karta hai..
By: sunil vasava
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Cycle puncture wala suhag rat ko Biwi ko uthaya aur bath Tub Main Letaya..Biwi ne pucha Yaha KUY ?
Woh Bola : Apun ko pani me hi HOLE dikhata hai..
By: sunil vasava
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whenever I see a beautiful girl with sexy figer..long legs..big breast..melon butt I remember..

The tata sky slogan-ISKO LAGA DALA TOH LIFE JHINGA LALla
By: sunil vasava
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Santa ne bhagte huye Bus pakdi aur Driver se pucha:
Ye Bus Teri Maa lagti hai ?

Driver: Nahi

Behen ? Nahi

Biwi ? Nahi.

To saale Chadne Kyu Nahi deta.. kameene kutte

A risky Ques.-Agar 1 taraf sher khada ho..

Aur.,

Dusri taraf.,

Mera khada ho.,

to batao.,
tum kis ki taraf jaoge?
Ab hanso mat bolo,

jaan pyari ya gand?

By: AJIT SINGH
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sochta hoon aaj bahon me pakad ke daal hi doon,
balon me phool gulab ka
dalte hi gir jata hai,
patta patta gulab ka... Wah Wah !
By: Aasish Leon
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Ishara karke kehti hai pakadne do mujhko,
Cup garam coffee ka
Aur khud mera pakad leti hai..
thanda glass juice ka
By: Aasish Leon
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kehta hoon usse aise na andar rakho,
yoon jawab sawal ka
Wo kehti hai, pehle tum dikhao,

Rukh apne baat ka

By: Aasish Leon
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Aati thi jaati thi,
bahut muskurati thi,
baad mein maloom chala,
shala chutiya banati thi.
By: Vickyrules
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LADY: Mujhe Husband K Birthday Par kya Gift Dena Chahiye
2Lady: Raat Ko 12Bajte hi tange khol k kehna
JAHANPANAH TUSSI GREAT HO, BHOSDA KABUL KARO......
By: AJIT SINGH
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Pathan was asked in a job interview:

Apka kitne saalon ka experience hai?

Pathan: 3 saalon ka…

2 saaliyan bhi hain magar mujhe unmein koi interest nhi:-)

By: Sunnyy Sethi
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Suhagrat k 3 din baad jab dulha kamre se nikla to dost bole- Itne din suhagrat! Dulha bola- pehle ye
batao salo tel wali shishi me Fevicol kisne dala tha?
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Santa :- kyo bhai 2 din dhudh dene Q nahi aaya.

Doodhwala :- Sahab meri biwi bimar thi.

Santa :- to fir 2 din bhains ka hi de jata.

By: vikki gautam
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Sir- Saap bhi mar jaye aur lathi b na tute ko do sabdo me samjao ?
Student- MUTTH MARNA

Girl hostel me phone aaya- meena hai kya ?

Warden ne pucha-piche kya lagati hai ?
Jawab aaya-ab tho pata nahi pehle sarson ka tel lagati thi
By: Neeraj Kumar NPN
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Doctor to female : kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko
apne paas dekhna chahenge?
Female : nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte!!!
By: Neeraj Kumar NPN
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Sarabi biwi ki bur par ungli rakh kr bola.ye rasta kaha jata hai?biwi uska land pakad k boli is se puch le ye
Isme roj apni maa chudata hai.iupp
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Nurse lost her cat.
nurse in the hospital- any 1 got a pussy,all women stood up,i mean any one seen a pussy, all men stood
up.I meant any one seen my pussy, all doctors stood up
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Tattay khujanay ki english batao..? , , , , , , , , Nahi pata..? , , , , , , , , Chalo main batata hoon , , , , , , , ,
'Ball Tempering' .
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Yaha hr kisi k rehne ki aukat nahi hoti,

3-4 ghante bakchodi na ho to raat nahi hoti.

Ye mera BASTI hai yaaro.Yaha

"Bhosdi Ke"
bole bina koi baat nahi hoti.
By: AJIT SINGH
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MELODY AUR MALA D me kya fark hai ?
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Chote Bacchi Masti karti hai to ....
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MELODY
Khati hai.
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BAdi Bacchi masti karti hai to...
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MALA D
Khati hai.
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Mona - Subah-Subah Doodhwala bahut dabata hai. Rani - Kya ? Mona-Door bell.
Rani-Isse Aacha to mera paperwala hai, niche se dal jata hai.
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English adult sms Question?

Define Gynecologist??

The only 1 on the earth who find problem in the place where all others find pleasure.
By: vidhyadhar more
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Teacher to a small kid: Name some films that have almost same stories but actors r
diferent....??...Intelligent kid: mam"BLUEFILMS".

29 ko naraz thi 30, ko barat thi,1 kosuagraat or 2 ko pyar ki barsaat rhi.

Aankh khuli topata chala sapno ki raat thi.
hath me lund aur chaddi bar bad thi.
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Mayawati: Mujhe Sab Yaad Karte Hain,
Meri Maa Ko Koi Yaad Nahi Karta..
Scretry: Madem, U.P. Mein Jab-Jab Light Jati Hai, Log Aap Ki Maa Ko Hi Yaad Kerte hai...!
By: AJIT SINGH
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Flat ki ghanti baji
Andr se awaz aayi,kaun?
Cabel wala,iss mahine ka bill lene aaya hun
Ladki-baad mein aah aa aaahnaa,abhi dudh wale ka bill de rahi hun.
By: bloody kool
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Ladki injecton Lgvate huy:
zara ahista dard ho rha h
DISPENCER: jab chudwati ho to dard nai hota?
Ldki:
abay gandu
us wakt
hosh me nhi JOSH me hoti hun.
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A boy &a girl were kissing each other.Suddenly girl's daddy comes.
Daddy-kya kar rahe ho?
Girl-papa is ne meri lip gaurd laga li thi wapas le rhi hu.
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Agar Gandhi Ji Ke Time Me 'AIDS' Hota To Kya Hota?

GUEss

GueSs?

Ek Aur Bandar Niche Haath Laga Ke Baitha Hota Aur Kehta...

"BURA MAT KARO":-D

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Shahajahan: Gaand fat gayi pyaar me diwane ki,Gaand fat gayi pyaar me diwane ki.Jhahangir: Maa k
Laude, kya jarurat thi Chut k chakkar me Tajmahal banwane ki?
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Son: Dad aapko Jaadu aata he kya?
Dad:Nahi beta
Son:To phir aap raat ko Mom ko Q keh rahe the k chal ab ghoom k GHODI ban ja
By: bloody kool
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:snta scoter dho rha tha, kisine uske totle bete se pucha, "papa kha hain ? TOTLA beta bola: papa chutar
dho rhe hai, mom pani daal rhi hain.
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A man was doing push ups on the beach early mrng.. A drunk person saw him & started laughing and
said- "Sorry to tell,but D woman below U has left.!'

Lady Doodh Waale Se:- Bhai Aaj Kal Doodh Bahut Patla Aa Raha Hai..
Doodh Wala:- Bibi G, Mujhe Kyu Bata Rahi Ho, Kisi Achhe se Doctor Ko Dikhao...
By: AJIT SINGH
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Pathan: Yaar Tumhain Airhostess ne Thapar Q Mara?

Santa: Yaar maine Pocha Pishab Karne ki Jaga Kahan hai?

Wo boli Peechay.

Maine kaha Pehly to Aagay Hua Karti Thi.

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Hasino k chehre pe hr waqt khusi hoti hai.
Un k lbo pe hr wqt hasi hoti hai,
Pr jis hsina pe ye dil aata hai,
Madhrchod Wo pehle se hi kisi or se fasi hoti hai.
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what is simler betwin a woman & a sun glasses?
Do no ke tange kholne padeti hain....
By: sachin hada
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Imandaari ki misaal: 1ladki ka gang- rap ho raha tha wo chilla chilla kar bol rahi thi. Kamino,Kutto koi 2
condom lagalo nahi to sabko AIDS ho jayega.
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Santa: Tera Baap Dr. Hai Aur Tu bimar ho gaya, Sharm Ki Baat Hai.
Banta: Sharm Ki Bat To Ye Hai Ki Tera Bap condom bechta hai or Tu phir bi Paida Ho gaya saale!
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Nehru wasfucking Victoria, On climax Nehru dropped semen on bed..
Victoria-andar kyu nhi nikala
Nehru: Gandhi ji ne desi maal videsh bhejne ko mna kiya h...
By: BaBa
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wife-aaj jab mai apni bra utar rhi thi tab 1 ladka mujhe dekh raha tha,husband- phir tumne kya kiya?wife-
maine bra se apne muh chupa liya..
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Jo- Teacher,does honey have legs. Teacher- No, why.. Jo- Last night I heard my dad saying, honey open
your legs,honey open your legs.
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Shikwa Nahi Kisi Se, Kisi Se Gila Nahi

Wah wah

Shikwa Nahi Kisi Se, Kisi Se Gila Nahi

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Uska Brazier hi New Style Ka Tha jo Hum Se Khula Nahi.

How is a Woman Like a Condom?

Both spend more time in your wallet than on your tool.

By: jayant bhatia
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What Is The Difference Between A Panty And A Stage Curtain???

When You Pull Down The Stage Curtain, Show Is Over, But When You Pull Down The Panty, Its the
Showtime!!!!!
By: jayant bhatia
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DIFFERENCE B/W BRA BAR Both words have same letters.

Both are drinking zones.

Both have restricted timing 4 opening and closing.
Both make men crazy when open.
By: jayant bhatia
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Very Daring Lines Written on the
Front of the T-shirt of a 12 Years Old Girl.
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Coming Soon :-)

By: jayant bhatia
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Secret of LONG LIFE

Morning: 2 Eggs with Milk.

Evening: Two Pags with Chips.

Night: Two Legs with Kiss...

By: jayant bhatia
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pehle baahon me lena phr seene se lagana

phr mithi mithi bate karna

phr khoob kiss karna

phr bistar pr litana kitna mushkil h na bacchin ko sulana.

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What is the Difference Between Sky and Skirt?

Sky Covers the whole Generation

&

Skirt covers the Hole that Generates the Generation. :-)

By: jayant bhatia
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1 ladki sadak pe akeli jaa rhi thi piche se 1 boy ne-ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
Grl-bhag saale 3 din se lift le rhi hu aaj tak ghar nhi pahunchi.
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Ad 4 Taj Mahal made by an Ad agency for Uttarpradesh

Tourism: Come "Via-Agra"

and see Man's Greatest "Erection" for a Woman! The Taj Mahal!
By: jayant bhatia
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Define "GUTS".

When your wife catches you in bed with another girl

And you say, "DARLING NEXT IS UR TURN......"

Girl: Excuse me brother that's my Seat.

Boy: Ok but I am not your brother,

My father never fucked your Mom.

Girl: True, but My father did.

Moral: Do Not Be Over Smart.

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Teacher:
Jab Ek Murgha Murghi ka Rape karnay ki
Koshish krta ha to Murghi
Kya kehti ha???

Student :

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Fuck fuck fuckak

fuckaakakakak.
By: jayant bhatia
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Ho Marzi se SEX to Paap Nhi hota.Ho kunwari se Sex to Uska jawab Nhi hota Bina CONDOM ke kabhi
mat jana kyun ki KHADE LUND ka dimag Nhi hota.
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What is the real tragedy of film SHOLEY?

Ek to Thakur ki bivi nahi thi,upar se Gabbar ne uske haath kaat diye.!

By: AJIT SINGH
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Girl is the Best Vehicle in the World. Front 2Horns, Back 2Bumper, Self Lubricant When Hot. Monthly
Automatic Oil Change. Highest Milage of 9Months in Just 2ml.
By: AJIT SINGH
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Pakar Pakar
Hath Mein Pakar
Daba Mat

Oh Ho

Qatry Gir Rahy Hain

Jaldi Se Munh May Dal Le

Aaha

Ab Batao Maza Aya Na

Rasgulla Khanay ka. :-)
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Aunty Ney Sex K Baad Ladke Sey Poocha
Oye, Tu Ne Condom Kyun Nahi Lagaya?

Young Boy:O Aunty.,

Pack Pey Likha Tha.,

Do Not Use If The Seal Is Already Broken. :-)

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At funeral of cardiologist, his coffin was heart shaped. A dr started laughing. People asked why? He said I
am thinking about my funeral- I am a gynaecologist
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Jab Girls Car me seat belt bandhti hain to kaisa dikhta hai?

Percentage ke Symbol jaisa..%

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Ek moti lady dukaandar se-
Bhaiya wo wali Brra meri size ki Lgti hai.
Zara dikhao. Dukaandar-Madamji wo to Scooter ka Stepney Cover Hai!

Patiala ki 2 batein famous hai: 'Patiala peg' aur 'Patiala slwar'. Bus dono me ek fark hai. ek chadne ke
bad maza deti hai. Aur ek uterne ke bad...
By: AJIT SINGH
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Balance nahi hai ? 1 B SMS Nahi Kar Rahe Ho? Nasbandi Karva Lo. Sarkar 1200/-Degi. Fir Balance Dal
Lena. ISI KO KAHTE HAI DEMOCRACY "WHAT AN IDEA Sir ji"
By: AJIT SINGH
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Having a cold drink on a hot day wid a few frnds is nice
.
.
But

what about having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks.... :) speechless...;)
By: AJIT SINGH
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Man 2 Dr-Evry nite my wife goes 2 Toms bar & sleeps wth any1 who asks her. Doctor:Take a deep breath
& calm down, and now tell me where is TOMS BAR.
By: SUJAY PATIL
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A lady to another lady:jab tera divorce hua tha to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise?
SHE SAYS:woh kabhi-2 maafi maangne aa jate te.
GUD MRNNG
By: AJIT SINGH
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There was a big que of aunties in front of a Book Stall just b'cos of a simple spelling mistake in the
advertisement which read: "Exchange old boobs for new"
By: LEO 1379
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SUHAGRAT ko Pati thik se kar nahi paya... SAAS: Bahu, suhagrat kaisi rahi? BAHU: Maaji, Grah
pravesh to 2 bar hua, par "Grah Shanti" nahi ho pai.
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Women's nature as per bra size..
3O"=innocent
32"=calm
34"=defensive
36"=sexy
38"=hot
4O"=aggressive
42"=out of control
44"=neighbour's pride, owner cries...
By: LEO 1379
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Ek aadmi apne padosi se : yaar teri shakal to bilkul mere "L" jaisi hai..

Padosi : Jabhi main kahu teri Biwi mujhe dekhte hi choomti kyu hai.
By: LEO 1379
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Husband is praying 2 God bfore going to bed.
Wife: what are u praying for?
Husband:For guidance.
Wife: Pray for hardness,
Leave guidance to me :-)

SEX_EXPERT:
Why Do Women Have Their Breast On Top..?
Because If They Had It Down,
The Pussy Would Drink All The Milk!
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2 Sperms talking on mobile..

1st-"I'm btwn Fallopion tube & Uterus, r u close by ?"

2nd-"No Dude,
I'm in a Different route..just crossed the tonsils..!"
By: LEO 1379
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Aayi Thi Meri Kabar Pe Diya Jalaane k Liye.. Gaur Kijiye, Aayi Thi Meri Kabar Pe Diya Jalaane k Liye.
Rakha Hua Tel Bhi Le Gayi, SUHAGRAAT Manane k Liye !
By: LEO 1379
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A Botany Student Has brought to our Attention The Fact That

The PENIS is the only thing

That has to b GROWN before it is PLANTED...!!
Men are SPECIAL,told u...
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If God made the front of a woman's body,who made the back?
A:
The Municipality....
Who else would put a shit hole next to the playground area!
By: LEO 1379
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Ek Aadmi Ghussey men Apni BV se,

Dil karta hai Terey 2 Tukray kar doon,

Achanak Paros se Awaaz aayi,

Abey Neechay wala Hissa Mujhey De Diyo Yaar

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Sasur andhere me bahu k b*obs dabane laga

Bahu:ye kya kr rhe hn

Sasur:maaf krna bahu mje lga tmhari saas he.

Bahu:ap ko uble huwe anday or omlait me farq nhi pta.

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Arz kiya hai.

Wah wah.

Bhosdike pehle sun to le!

To arz kiya hai 10 rupe k 12 kele

10 rupe k 12 kele ab EK EK KARKE GAND ME LE LE...

wah !! wah !!
By: AJIT SINGH
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Kick d footbal get d goal,Punch d BOOBS FUCK d HOLE,kiss hr LIP pick hr HIP,over the bed make hr
lay,lets celbrte PENIS DAY.Fwd to al boys. Jiyo to LUND uthake
By: AJIT SINGH
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Shoaib Akhtar ki Shaadi Q Nahi ho rahi hai?

Socho,

Nahi pata,

Q K,

Woh daily 2 Liter Doodh pita hai,

Ab bhala kaun Larki, itna bara Risk legi…

Memsab bathroom se naha k nikli to dekha nokar jhank raha tha,

Memsab-kyu jhank rahe the?

Nokar-Apne hi to kaha tha me naha rahi ho tum DOODH

dekhte rehna.
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BISTAR ready?
Yes boss

SHARAB ready?
Yes boss

Condom ready?
Yes boss

GIRL ready?
No boss

Why?

BHARWA sms parh le phir le k ayega..

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Teacher:Pappu tumhe sharam ani chaiye...

Tum mujh ko ankh maar rahe ho...!

Apni Umar dekhi hai...?

Pappu:Miss, Manta hoon Chooha bori utha nahi sakta..

"Magar Phaar To Sakta Hai..."

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Ek din mila wo muj se,
.
buja buja sa,
.
jhuka jhuka sa
.
Thaka thaka sa
.
Udasion me
.
Racha bassa sa
.
.
Muje andaza ho gya k ga*doo m*th mar k aya ha'
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Wife To Husband:
Sex karty Waqt Ap Hips ko Nocha Tu Mat karen!

Peechy Sy Nokrani Boli:

BB G !

Achi Tarah Samjhao,

Mujh se to ab betha b nhi jata...

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DHOTI k 4 Anmol Faidy:
1. Sardi ho to upar orh lo,
2. Garmi ho to nechay bicha lo,
3. Nokri karni ho to pechay se utha lo,
4. Na karni ho to agay se utha lo.
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Kuch larkiyan khari ho kar deti hain,
Kuch thora jhuk kar deti hain,
Aur kuch to baith kar dainey ki aadi hoti hain,
Kitna mushkil kaam hai
“JHAAROO dena”
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Door sy dekha to pathan nanga khara tha.
or
or
or
or kiya?
Qareeb jane ka to sawal hi peda nahi hota.
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seal todte
samay kya
savdhaniya baratni chahiye?
OR
'TU JHUK MAIN
DAALUN'kavita se kavi hume kis
mudra ka prayog karna sikha rahe
hain?
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Ek nawab ki shakal
ek dhobi se milti thi.
nawab ne dhobi ko pucha-kya
tumhari amma hamare mahal me
naukri karti thi?
Dhobi-nahi huzur ,
mere abba karte the...

Ladki:condom
dena.

Dukandar:Kis liye?

Ladki:Bhosdike,
tere baap ko gift
dungi,
taaki tere jaisa kam
dimag ka dusra
paida na ho.
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fiza remix song, mehbub mere mehbub mere teri bistar pe mujhe sine de,
bohut dudh hai sine mai, mujhe daba daba ke pine de..........
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arz kiya hai....
aalu ka paratha aur sarso ka saag.
wah....wah....
aalu ka paratha aur sarso ka saag.
wah....wah....
Mai ga#d marne aa raha hu, jaha bhagna hai bhaag.
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arz kiya hai.....
ye kaali kaali ankhe, ye gore gore gaal...
ye kaali kaali ankhe, ye gore gore gaal.....
aur sunao kaise ho, LA~DE KE BAAL
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Arz kia hai....
Yara teri yaari pe mujhe shak nahi..
Yara teri yaari pe mujhe shak nahi..
Sabne teri ga#d maari...
Kya mera itna bhi hak nahi..
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Thand me apko dand de raha hu,
gift me apko L~#d de raha hu,
Dal lena ise ga#d me apni,
apko dosti ki "saugandh" de raha hu.
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Subah ka suraj nikalne se pehle,
chidiyo k chehekne se pehle,
maine socha apko aaj phir yaad dila du,
ga#d mat dhona tatti karne se pehle.
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Phul banke kya jina 1din murjha jaoge,
Jina hai to pani banke jio,
meri ga#d dhone k kaam to aaoge
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Tapti Garmiyo Ki LOO hai Tu
Dosti K Naam Pe THOO hai Tu
aur Kya Kahu teri tarif me...
DHULI GA#D Pe CHIPKA GOO Hai TU.
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Shayar galib ne arz kiya hai...
Unchi GA#D ZIRAF ki,
dekh kabira roe........
Unchi GAND ZIRAF ki,
dekh kabira roe........
aisi GA#D kis kaam ki jo maar sake na koe.

Chutiye hai wo ladke jo ch~t ka intzar karte hai,

mard to wo hai jo hath ka istemal karte hai,
na gaon ki panchayat na sarpanch ka dand,apni mutthi apna lu#d.
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Sx aur PYAR ki andekhi SURAT ho aap
kisi ki pyasi CH~T ki jarurat ho AAP
khubsurat to LU#D bhi hote hai
Par LU#D se bhi KHUBSURAT ho aap.
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Boy 2 girl- juba pe jab b tera naam aata hai,
yeh haath niche chala jata hai,
tujhe pane k liye kuch b kar jaunga,
ek bar dede warna "HILA HILA" k mar jaunga.
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Arz kia hai ke...
Wo aai apke sapno m aur apko SWAPNDOSH ho gya..
Wah-wah...
Uski bhi ijjat bach gai aur apko b santosh ho gya..
Ab so ja londe
Wah-wah
By: Brijesh Rai
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Mausam ki bahaar achchi ho,
phoolo ki kaliya kachchi ho,
rab se bas ek dua hai ki...
mere har Dost ki BV sexy ho.
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Chaho To Dil Se Hamko Mita Dena,
Chaho To Hamko Bhula Dena,
Hamari Yad Aaye To Kabhi Rona Nahi,
bas Ga#d Mein Ungli Dalke Hila Lena
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Mili hai bahut saza unse Dil lagane ki,
Nazar lag gayi mere Pyar ko jamane ki,
Mar kar bhi kabr se nikle rahe dono haath,
Kyonki aarzo reh gayi unki chuchi dabane ki
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mera naam bol k soya karo, khidki khol k soya karo,
takiya mod k soya karo, raat ko hum bhi aa sakte hain meri jaan,
is liye thodi si jagah chhod k soya karo
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uperwale ne bhi kya kudrat banai hai,
uperwale ne bhi kya kudrat banai hai,
jugnu ki ga#d me bhi batti jalayi hai.
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Arz kiya hai...
Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode,
Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode,
Dhyan se kya pad raha hai be La~de,
kabhi dekha hai udte hue Ghode
By: Brijesh Rai

dekha to dost ki saheli thi,

dosti hui to dil me aag lageli thi,
pyar hua to ek paheli thi,
phir jab shadi hua to pata chala wo us area ki chameli thi
By: Brijesh Rai
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Zindgi Lu#do ka pulinda hai,
ch~t aajkal chuninda hai,
kabhi yaad kar liya karo is nachiz ko bhi...
ye shaks sirf aapki Ga#d marne k liye jinda hai.
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Hum unki yaad me ro ro k tub bhar diye,
aur wo itni bewfa nikli, ki us tub me ga#d dho k chal diye.
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Ishq k sahare jiya nahi karte,
gum k pyalo ko piya nahi karte,
kuch Dost bhos#i k aise bhi hote hai...
Jinke ga#d me jab tak ungli na karo, yaad bhi nahi karte.
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Awaz me mithas hai, Surat bhi khas hai,
tameez bhi 1st Class hai...
Bus uperwale ne galti se Lu#d laga diya...
warna maal to tu bhi jhakas hai
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Palat kar dekh janeman, jigar me dum hum bhi rakte hai.
bra me do bomb tum rakhti ho to, chaddi me ek gun hum bhi rakhte hai.
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Ladka: Matak Matak k chalti ho, Kya maar dalogi, Hamein nahi dogi to kya anchar dalogi.
Ladki: Matak matak k chalti hoon, chal hi meri aisi hai, jake apni maa ki le-le uski bhi meri jaisi hai.
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Arz kiya hai.....
tir kya chalati ho, dhar to talwar me hai,
duppate se kya chupati ho, maal to salwar me hai..
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raat ti tanhaaye me.. haat underwear ki gehariyee me..
kuch mehsoos sa hota hai..mat sataao usko zalim
kyunki.. pappu bhi sota hai
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Johny Johny
Yes Papa
F~ckin Girls?
Yes Papa
Wearing condom
No Papa
Getting AIDS HA HA HA
Send to all careless f~ckers.

Kya aap SX karte hai,

Kya aap CONDOM use karte hain,
Kya aap AIDS se darte hai,
To aap HATH se Q nahi karte hai,
HATH chale to AIDS tale.
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Ae aasman k Chand Taron.....waah waah
Ae aasman k Chand Taron.....waah waah
Mera SMS Padne walon ki Gaa#d maro.
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Arz kiya hai.....
ki Dil karta hai tere Eyes me duub jaau,
Dil karta hai tere Boobs me chhup jaau,
Dil karta hai ki tere Hole me ghuus jaau.....
aur mouth se nikal jaau.
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Arz kiya hai.....
Tumko dekhte hi meri Chaddi Dheeli ho jati hai,
Tumko dekhte hi meri Chaddi Dheeli ho jati hai,
Aur tere Pehalwaan Baap ko dekhte hi.....
Chaddi Geeli ho jati hai.
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Duniya me jo aaye ho to kuchh aisa kar jao kaam,
jis gali se gujro aawaz aaye "ABBA-JAAN - ABBA-JAAN !"
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Jo khushi se karne de use karne se paap nahi hota,
kuwari ho to Lu#d kharab nahi hota,
hamesha Condom laga k karna mere Dost...
kyu ki Lu#d k paas Dimag nahi hota.
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Agar asmaan tak aap k hath jate,
Arj kiya hai........
Agar asmaan tak aap k hath jate..
to Chand Sitare to kya, Pariyon ki Ga#d me bhi aap ungli kar Aate...!
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Jab tere chikuu the, sab tere pichhu the,
jab tere aam hue, sab pareshan hue,
jab tere kharbuje hue, bade-bade ajube hue,
jab tere jhool gaye, sab tujhe bhool gaye.
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Subah-Subah jab khirki kholay,
fruitwala zore se bole: 8 rupay k 12 kelay,
kum paray to mera lelay.
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Kyaa diya kudrat ne jamane ko?
ek diya ghusane ko, do diya dabane ko,
par aaj kal ye sab kahan milta hai?
milta hai sirf hilane ko.

Raat bhar SMS kiya raat kat gai,

Raat bhar SMS kiya raat kat gai,
Subah jab Balance dekha Ga#d fat gai
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Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse,
har koi aap k sath sone ko tarse,
aap k jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan,
ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse.
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Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ki dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA
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Arz kiya hai.....................
ankhon mein vahi jaam liye...
Hothon pe vahi Muskan liye...
Kahan chali ho jaaneman seene pe dairy-farm liye!
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Na jarurat hai Chaand Sitaron ki,
Na jarurat hai faaltu yaaron ki,
bas ek Dost chahiye aapke jaisa.....
Jo Ga#d maar de hazaron ki.
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neem ka patta kadwa hai, pakistan bhadwa hai.
bhago bhago aaya bhut, pakistan ki maa ki ch0ot,
pakistan ki kya pehchan....
khol k chaddi maraye ga#d....
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Biwi ko khus karne k 3 tarike
1 roz uski leni chahiye "KHABAR",
2 roz uska dabane chaiye "PAIR",
3 roz apna khol k uske hath me rakh dena chaiye "PURSE".
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Ladkiya pant k niche kya pehenti hai?
.
..
...
Chappal!!
..
U dirty
Mind?
..
Niche pucha tha, andar nahi!
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aisi kaun si jagah hai?
Jaha admi or aurat dono k baal ghungrale hote hai??
?
Dirty Mind?
?
Kitna Ganda sochte ho?
wo jagah hai
WEST INDIES

**♥**
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I am sending a LU#D for u
L= Lots of Love
U= Unlimited care
#= Never ending friendship
D= Deep affection
so HOLD my LU#D and Enjoy your self

Tange utha k karo. Tange faila k karo.

Ghuma ghuma k karo. Aage piche dono taraf karo,
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. * it is yoga
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Define Breast?
B- Beautiful
R- Round Shaped
E- Equipment
A- Amazingly
S- Soft with
T- Tasty Milk
p o sir utha k
dabao zor laga k...
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Thought of the Day:
Nari-Nari mat kar, Nari narak ka Dwar,
khush bhi hogi to kya degi wahi mal mutr ka Dwar.
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AIDS awareness slogan "Cover ur Stump, b4 u Pump", Don't b Silly Protect ur Lully", "Don't b a fool,
Condom is ur tool"
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what is the difference between Lion & L~nd
Lion gufa se nikal kar shikar karta hai aur L~nd gufa me ghuskar.
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funny but fact:-
most women can guide a 1.5" diameter pe#is into 1/2" diameter p~ssy in dark without looking but cant
park a 6fit car in a 10ft space in daylight.
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Santa Saali Se

Teri Didi Masrof Hai to Nikkey kO Doodh Piladey

Sali:
Mera to Doodh Hi Nahi ata

Santa: Hairat Hai DiSplay to Bara Show Sha Wala hai.

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Gardish Me Hai Sitare
Gand Marlo Hamari
Jab Bahare Chaman Me Hongi
Maa Chod denge Tumhari
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Mudkar Idhar Bhi Dekh Zalim
Tamnna Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai
Chut Tere Pas Hai To Kya
Lund Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai
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Dil To Diya Hai
Tujh par Ek Shart Lagai Hai
Leni Hai Wo Chiz
Jo Tune Tango Ke Bich Chupai Hai

Bedard Zamana Kya Jane

Kya Dard-e Zudai Hoti Hai
Hum Lund Pakad Ke Baithe Hai
Ghar Ghar Me Chudai Hoti Hai
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Koun Kahta hai Ki
Lund Yehan Mutne Aata Hai
Wo To Chut Ki Yad me
Aansu Bahane Aata Hai
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Ehsan kisi Ka kya Lena
hum To Muth Pe Gujara Karte Hai
Jab Bhi yad Unki aati Hai
Uth Uth Dobara karte Hai
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dekh Ke Kutub Minar
Shayer Ka Dimag Dauda
Chala Aasman Ko Chodne
Dharti Ka Lauda
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Gand Mara ker Aapne
Lund Kar Diya Mast
Lekin Bur Me Jayega
Abhi Lagane Gast
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Louda Mera Pakad le
karle Masti Sangh
Abhi Chuda Le Masti Se
Louda Mast Malang
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Go Musharaf Go Ki Kamyabi k ßaad

Ek nai Tehreek Chalne Ja Rahi Hai

Jis Mein awam nangay Ho kar Jaloos

Mein g*nd hela kar naara Lagain Gay

"Lo Zardari Lo"

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Zindagi mai sab say ziyada khatarnak seen kia ho ga ?

socho ???

Pragnant larki kay sat sex karo aur andar bacha l*nd pakarlay .
By: jayant bhatia
In Adult SMS
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Arz kiya hai...
Chikni chikni chut par land fishal gaya,..
Chikni chikni chut par land fishal gaya...
Dono aand pareshan ustad kaha gaya....
By: Arun Notiyal
In Adult SMS
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Bina Jhant ka lund hai
Bina Jhant ki Chut
Chikni Se chikna Mila
Huaa lund Majbut

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