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YAAD

YAAD JITNA TU AaI


DAARD BAHR TA HE JAY
TU MELAY TU BATAOON DARD DILL KA MAIN KHAL 
YAAD TERI NAI MUJH KO KEYA HAI NADAHAL
BHIR MAIN HOON MAIN TANHA YAAD TERI MAIN GOM HOON YAAD JINTNA TU AaI DARD BHARTA
HE JAI

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,


humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain....

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,


Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.

jazz menu may kusamdeed, mangani kay leye aik dabye, shaadi kay leye do,  talaka
kay leye teen aur bewi say nijat kay leye apna gala dabye 

honton say jo yujhay chu lya hai is ka ehsaas ab tak ha

Ankhain naam hain or sansomein agg ab tak hai

pata hai kyu?

hari mirch khao gay to aisa hi ho ga 

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota 


Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, 
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati 
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!  

Wife & Mobile:


Donoo he dosroun ke achay lagty hai.
Donoo he naey achay lagty hai.
Donoo ko charge karna parta hai 

Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya


Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya
aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya
Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerna chour diya 

jab jab hume piyas lagti hai,


unke anay ki aas lagti hai,
unki deewangi mein ho gain itne deewane,
k her ladki ki ammi saas lagti hai

TUSSI BARY GREAT OO


RASGULY DI PLATE O
COCK DA CREAT O
ANDY DA AMLATE O
PAWAIN JO WI O
TUSSI BARAY GREAT O
HAHAHA 
Apni surat ka kabhi to dedar de 
Tarap raha hoon ab aur na intezar de
Apni awaz nahe suna sakti to kia hoa
Kam sy kam aik kiscall he mar de. 

Arz kiya hai..... 


Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai 
wah wah! wah wah! 
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai 
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? 
ha ha ha ha.....

ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho, 


ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho, 
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho, 
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho, 
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain...  

aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai 


aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai 
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai 
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai .. 

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,


Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge. 

Zindagi behaal hai,


Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai. 

Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,


jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta !!! 

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. 


mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, 
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka 
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai  

Zindagi behaal hay sur hay na taal hay inbox bhe kangaal hay kuch SMS tow karo
kia app ki SMS factory main hartaal hay... 

Dost ne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya,


Kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye aapne hame bhula diya, hum to wese bhi akele the,
kya howa jo app ne hame ehsaas dila diya...

Unsay roz milnay ko dil chahata ha khuch sunay sunanay ko dil chahata ha tha
kisi ka mannay ka andaz asa kah pher sa ruth janay ko dil chahata ha 

Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai, Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai 

Larki: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to..... Larka: Darling, ek
tinka dikh to raha hai... kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye... main doobonga to
sahara dega...... 

Tum aa gaye ho; noor aa gaya hai chalo teeno movie chalen 

Mainee tumhari yaadon mein.. ro ro ke tub bhar diye... Aur tum itney be-wafa
nikle, ki nahake chal diye!!! 

Aey Dost:-- " Zindagi mein pyar tu bahut baar ho jaata hein par Mohabbat sirf ek
baar hooti hein. Kyon tum Mohabbat ko Dosti ka naam dekar mohaabbat aur dosti
doono ko badnaam kar rahe ho" " Vo jaanti hai ki tum jaante ho ki vo tumse pyar
karti hai to phir kyon Itrate ho, kahe us kali ko aise tadpaate ho"  

Dushmani jam kar karo magar ye gunjayish rahe jab kabhi hum dost ho jaye to
sharminda na ho 

Aye Dost tu itna badkalam na ho ki kabhi karib se gujrae to dua-salam na ho Dil


mai haazaar gila shikva ho Magar Yeh nahi mumkin Tum aao mere ghar mein aur
ahitram na ho Haazaar Dusmani Ho tumse,magar Khuda karen Dil mein kabhi
ahsaa..sen intekam na ho  

Log kehte hein , wah kaise shabnam chhai hai, unhe kya maloom, chand ne ro ke
raat bitai hai 

Unko humse mohabbat nahi ye humne tab jaana jab unki mohabbat ne kar diya humko
deewana 

Tum mujhe bhool bhi jaao to ye haq hai tumko Meri baat aur hai maine to dosti or
mohabbat ki hai 

Shaam hote hi chiragon ko bujha deta hoon Yeh dil hi kaafi hai teri yaad main
jalne ke liye  

Dil ki bechaen umangon pe karam farmaao Itna ruk ruk ke chalogi to quayaamat
hogi. 

Tu kaatil tera chehra kaatil Chehre ka ye kala til bhi katil bhool kar bhi kahin
tum dekh na lena aaina ki kahin mar na de katil ko katil 
Tapat Sooraj mein hoti hain Tadapna sabko padta hain kasoor aankhon ka hota hai
Tadapna dil ko padta hai 

Har samundar me sahil nahi hota, her zahaz me misal nahi hote, agar dhirubhai ka
sapna nahi hota to, her lukkhe ke paas mobile nahi hota 

yeh dua hai koi gela nahe maire zindage hay woh gulaab jo kabhe khila nahe main
sochti hoon KHUDA karay tujhe woh sukh milay jo mujhe kabhe mila nahe... 

"Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,


Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite 

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?


Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal! 

5 great people:
1.Quaid
woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram
woh kisi kaam ka nahi
3.Aishwarya Rai
apni pohanch say bahir
4.baqi rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch 

Suraj bana tu badal banay,chand bana tu taray banay,husn bana tu deewanay


banay.kuch tu hai baat aap mai..yun hee tu nahi pagal khanay banay...:D 

American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."


Sardarji " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti
hai...!!!" 

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan(mother) se kehta hai "maan main itna badsurat
kyuon hoon"
mann bandar se kehti hai "beta ALLAH ka shukar kro use dekho jo messege
parh(read)raha hai. 

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum


waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum... 

Apun 1 Sher bolega


"Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite. 
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha
ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi... 

Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai 


bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai 
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka 
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain 


Tum bin hum bohat akele hain 
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain 
Dekho hum kitne vele hain 
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

u r my sweet SONA, i don't want u KHONA, i want a place in yr heart's KONA,


otherwise i'll start RONA, atleast gud morning to KAR LONA....... 
YAAD
YAAD JITNA TU AaI
DAARD BAHR TA HE JAY
TU MELAY TU BATAOON DARD DILL KA MAIN KHAL 
YAAD TERI NAI MUJH KO KEYA HAI NADAHAL
BHIR MAIN HOON MAIN TANHA YAAD TERI MAIN GOM HOON YAAD JINTNA TU AaI DARD BHARTA
HE JAI

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,


humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain....

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,


Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.

jazz menu may kusamdeed, mangani kay leye aik dabye, shaadi kay leye do,  talaka
kay leye teen aur bewi say nijat kay leye apna gala dabye 

honton say jo yujhay chu lya hai is ka ehsaas ab tak ha

Ankhain naam hain or sansomein agg ab tak hai

pata hai kyu?

hari mirch khao gay to aisa hi ho ga 

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota 


Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, 
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati 
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!  

Wife & Mobile:


Donoo he dosroun ke achay lagty hai.
Donoo he naey achay lagty hai.
Donoo ko charge karna parta hai 

Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya


Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya
aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya
Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerna chour diya 

jab jab hume piyas lagti hai,


unke anay ki aas lagti hai,
unki deewangi mein ho gain itne deewane,
k her ladki ki ammi saas lagti hai

TUSSI BARY GREAT OO


RASGULY DI PLATE O
COCK DA CREAT O
ANDY DA AMLATE O
PAWAIN JO WI O
TUSSI BARAY GREAT O
HAHAHA 

Apni surat ka kabhi to dedar de 


Tarap raha hoon ab aur na intezar de
Apni awaz nahe suna sakti to kia hoa
Kam sy kam aik kiscall he mar de. 

Arz kiya hai..... 


Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai 
wah wah! wah wah! 
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai 
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? 
ha ha ha ha.....

ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho, 


ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho, 
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho, 
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho, 
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain...  

aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai 


aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai 
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai 
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai .. 

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,


Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge. 

Zindagi behaal hai,


Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai. 

Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,


jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta !!! 

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. 


mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, 
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka 
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai  

Zindagi behaal hay sur hay na taal hay inbox bhe kangaal hay kuch SMS tow karo
kia app ki SMS factory main hartaal hay... 

Dost ne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya,


Kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye aapne hame bhula diya, hum to wese bhi akele the,
kya howa jo app ne hame ehsaas dila diya...

Unsay roz milnay ko dil chahata ha khuch sunay sunanay ko dil chahata ha tha
kisi ka mannay ka andaz asa kah pher sa ruth janay ko dil chahata ha 

Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai, Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai 
Larki: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to..... Larka: Darling, ek
tinka dikh to raha hai... kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye... main doobonga to
sahara dega...... 

Tum aa gaye ho; noor aa gaya hai chalo teeno movie chalen 

Mainee tumhari yaadon mein.. ro ro ke tub bhar diye... Aur tum itney be-wafa
nikle, ki nahake chal diye!!! 

Aey Dost:-- " Zindagi mein pyar tu bahut baar ho jaata hein par Mohabbat sirf ek
baar hooti hein. Kyon tum Mohabbat ko Dosti ka naam dekar mohaabbat aur dosti
doono ko badnaam kar rahe ho" " Vo jaanti hai ki tum jaante ho ki vo tumse pyar
karti hai to phir kyon Itrate ho, kahe us kali ko aise tadpaate ho"  

Dushmani jam kar karo magar ye gunjayish rahe jab kabhi hum dost ho jaye to
sharminda na ho 

Aye Dost tu itna badkalam na ho ki kabhi karib se gujrae to dua-salam na ho Dil


mai haazaar gila shikva ho Magar Yeh nahi mumkin Tum aao mere ghar mein aur
ahitram na ho Haazaar Dusmani Ho tumse,magar Khuda karen Dil mein kabhi
ahsaa..sen intekam na ho  

Log kehte hein , wah kaise shabnam chhai hai, unhe kya maloom, chand ne ro ke
raat bitai hai 

Unko humse mohabbat nahi ye humne tab jaana jab unki mohabbat ne kar diya humko
deewana 

Tum mujhe bhool bhi jaao to ye haq hai tumko Meri baat aur hai maine to dosti or
mohabbat ki hai 

Shaam hote hi chiragon ko bujha deta hoon Yeh dil hi kaafi hai teri yaad main
jalne ke liye  

Dil ki bechaen umangon pe karam farmaao Itna ruk ruk ke chalogi to quayaamat
hogi. 

Tu kaatil tera chehra kaatil Chehre ka ye kala til bhi katil bhool kar bhi kahin
tum dekh na lena aaina ki kahin mar na de katil ko katil 

Tapat Sooraj mein hoti hain Tadapna sabko padta hain kasoor aankhon ka hota hai
Tadapna dil ko padta hai 

Har samundar me sahil nahi hota, her zahaz me misal nahi hote, agar dhirubhai ka
sapna nahi hota to, her lukkhe ke paas mobile nahi hota 

yeh dua hai koi gela nahe maire zindage hay woh gulaab jo kabhe khila nahe main
sochti hoon KHUDA karay tujhe woh sukh milay jo mujhe kabhe mila nahe... 

"Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,


Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite 

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?


Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal! 

5 great people:
1.Quaid
woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram
woh kisi kaam ka nahi
3.Aishwarya Rai
apni pohanch say bahir
4.baqi rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch 

Suraj bana tu badal banay,chand bana tu taray banay,husn bana tu deewanay


banay.kuch tu hai baat aap mai..yun hee tu nahi pagal khanay banay...:D 

American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."


Sardarji " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti
hai...!!!" 

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan(mother) se kehta hai "maan main itna badsurat
kyuon hoon"
mann bandar se kehti hai "beta ALLAH ka shukar kro use dekho jo messege
parh(read)raha hai. 

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum


waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum... 

Apun 1 Sher bolega


"Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite. 

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha
ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi... 

Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai 


bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai 
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka 
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain 


Tum bin hum bohat akele hain 
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain 
Dekho hum kitne vele hain 
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

u r my sweet SONA, i don't want u KHONA, i want a place in yr heart's KONA,


otherwise i'll start RONA, atleast gud morning to KAR LONA....... 
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per,
per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.

I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz
he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

Logon Ne Apna Hunar Dikhaya Bhi Bohat Hay


Ja Ja K Usay Manaya Bhi Bohat Hay
Such Pocho To Dil Ko Acha Bohat Lagta Hay
Wo Shaks Js Ne Dil Dukhaya Bhi Bohat Hay...

Quran main 30 Paaray, 114 Sorat, 544 Ruko, 86430 Kalmaat, 333760 Harf, 6666 Ayaat, 2584 baar *ALLAH* ka
naam, 26 Nabiuo ka Zikar ore 14 Sajday hein.
Islamic Sms

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