Legend of The R4 Race and Class List

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Legend of the R4 Race and Class List

Races:
Human- You are an average, run-of-the-mill faggot. You get a health bonus of +5 when in direct
sunlight, along with an automatic +5 to stamina. Average lung capacity.
Half-Geek- One of your parents settled for a Geek. Its okay, they probably looked past the bad
and saw the mildly alright. As a half-breed, you are given a +2 to intelligence and +2 to your
health when in direct sunlight. Below average lung capacity.
Geek- The fuck you doing outside, geek? Shoo. You take a -5 hit to your health when in direct
sunlight, but are granted a +10 to intelligence. Shitty lung capacity. Geeks cant do diddly fuck.
Jock- A human specimen. Women want your dick, but dont care much to hear you speak. Just
thank the gods youre cute. +10 to strength but -5 to intelligence. Heightened lung capacity.
N.E.E.T.- A mysterious race. Not much is known about these guys. Dont fuck with them, theyre
scary. +1 to strength and intelligence. The highest lung capacity of all the races.

Classes:
Sopranino- Attack Mage; +15 Intelligence, -10 Strength, Shrill pitches damage enemies, Small
chance of confusion upon attack hitting (roll 12 or higher)
Soprano- Support Mage; +15 Intelligence, -10 Strength, Soothing melodies are capable of
healing allies and encouraging them to fight on.
Mezzo-Soprano- Light Scout; +5 Accuracy, +5 Endurance, +5 Youre in the Key of F the enemy
wont know what the fuck to do with you so you can sneak and stuff (stealth).
Alto- Assassin; +10 Stealth, +5 Strength, Not the best in a group combat, great at stabbing
things in the face though. Can also double as a cool guy scout. Capable of Insta-kill (Roll 20).

C-Melody- Knight; +10 Strength, +5 Defense, +5 Endurance, Standard front line guy, Have fun
being normal.
Tenor- Samurai; +5 Strength, +5 Endurance, +10 Youre Asian now so youre smarter.
Baritone- Berserker; +15 Strength, -10 Intelligence, Youre fucking insane. And youre not the
smartest, but thats okay. Just hit that thing everyone is pointing at.
Bass- Tower Knight; +20 Defense, +1 Strength, -5 Endurance, Youre a walking wall. People
arent sure if they should fight you or try to climb over your bulky ass. Thats when you punch
them in the dick.

The World of Nippleheim:


On the continent of glorious Nippleheim, there exist a great many places of interest for
the adventurous explorer. Towns, Cities, Forts, Caves, and etcetera, etcetera, blah blah blah.
Fuck you. Why are you asking questions, huh? Trying to write a book or something? Sheesh.
Anyway, choose the place your dumb ass crawled out of. Ill probably draw a map at some
point.

Trapherst: The Magical Epicenter of Nippleheim, all sorts of magical enquiries are researched
here. Soprists are the average citizen, but you see the occasional N.E.E.T. or Geek wandering
about in search of food before returning to their cave.
Manifesto: The main fort of those trained in the way of the Knight. While it is referred to as a
fort, its really a giant fucking city. Nobody has ever accused knights of being smart.
Cragheim: Weirdos come here so they can pretend to be rocks. These weirdos mate. Only
Tower Knights are spawned here.
Nips: The Capital of Nippleheim; all manner of shitlord can be found here. Dont expect to be
original. Because youre not.
Nippon: Asians abound, samurai are the usual warrior seen strolling about. Knights and such oft
en settle here as well, seeking to play with Tenors and shit. Fucking Weebs.

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