Merritt Morning Market 2679 - Jan 23
Merritt Morning Market 2679 - Jan 23
Merritt Morning Market 2679 - Jan 23
Time to
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15!
F o r 20
Office supplies
(250)378-6882
Benylin
Cough Syrup
$ 00
100ml
Blacks Pharmacy
(250) 378-2155
Please recycle
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The Answer
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Winter Hours
Tues-Sat, 10am-4pm
Corner of Voght & Mammette
(250) 378-0349 www.bailliehouse.com
Community
new menu!
Try our buffet on
Friday, saturday
sunday
Tro p i c o S p i c e
Re s t a u ra n t
tel (250)378-8283 1953 nicola ave.
The Wonderful Husband Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone
else in the room stops to listen. MAN: 'Hello' WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?' MAN:
'Yes' WOMAN: 'I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK
if I buy it?' MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you really like it.' WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the new 2015 Models. I saw one I really liked.' MAN: 'How much?' WOMAN:
'$128,000' MAN: 'OK, but for that price make sure it comes with all the options.' WOMAN: 'Great!
Oh, and one more thing, the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking
$950,000.' MAN: 'well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it.
If not, go the extra 50 thousand if you think it's really a pretty good price.' WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see
you later! I love you so much! Youre so generous!' MAN: Youre worth it. 'Bye!' The man hangs
up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, with mouths agape. The
wonderful husband turns and asks: "Anybody know whose phone this is?"
2001
inc.
ICBC Claims
Commercial Residential
Automotive Industrial
2663 Granite Ave. (next to Fountain Tire)
378-4531
now open!
Stepping Stones
Family Day Care
www.merrittmovietheatre.com
Help make this
project happen!
Now AVAilAble
winter garage sale 1443 Duncan St., Everyday til end of Jan, 10am2pm. priced to sell
personal
Office supplies
(250)378-6882
Nicola Valley
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the
Odd
jObber
We fix, build,
imprOve and clean
Home, yard, renos, projects, planning,
sml jobs ok, inside/outside landscape,
fencing & more. Reas rates. Refs avail.
Odd Jobber stands for integrity
mike poirier 315-1039 or cell 315-5398
Admission by donation
Winter Hours
Mon, Tues, Wed & Fri 10 3
Thur. 10-4.
Closed Sun.
Phone 250-378-4145 for appt or tour
collection box in
back, accessible 24/7
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