Markson This Is Not A Novel

also by David Markson
(titles marked * available

from Dalkey Archive Press)
novels
The Ballad of Dingus Magee
Going Down
Springers Progress*
Wittgensteins Mistress*
Readers Block*
Vanishing Point
The Last Novel
criticism
Malcolm Lowrys Volcano: Myth, Symbol, Meaning
this is not
a novel
poetry
Collected Poems*
David
Markson
entertainments
Epitaph for a Tramp
Epitaph for a Dead Beat
Miss Doll, Go Home
Cb editions
for Toby and Duncan Freeman

and Sydney Markson
I am now trying an Experiment very frequent among

Modern Authors, which is, to write upon Nothing.

First published in the USA

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This edition first published in Great Britain in 2010
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Swift
Writer is pretty much tempted to quit writing.

Writer is weary unto death of making up stories.
Lord Byron died of either rheumatic fever, or typhus, or
uremia, or malaria.
Or was inadvertently murdered by his doctors, who had bled
him incessantly.
Stephen Crane died of tuberculosis in 1900. Granted an
ordinary modern life span, he would have lived well into World
War II.
This morning I walked to the place where the street-cleaners
dump the rubbish. My God, it was beautiful.
Says a van Gogh letter.
Writer is equally tired of inventing characters.
Bertolt Brecht died of a stroke. Terrified of being buried
alive, he had pleaded that a stiletto be driven through his heart
once he was declared legally dead. An attending physician
did so.
Mr Coleridge, do not cry. If opium really does you any good,
and you must have it, why do you not go and get it?
Asked Wilkie Collins mother.
[1]
William Blake lived and dressed in inconceivable filth, and

virtually never bathed.
Mr Blakes skin dont dirt, his wife Catherine contributed.
No one was injured in the Globe Theatre calamity. One

mans breeches were set on fire, but it is on record that the
flames were quenched with a tankard of ale.
When I was their age I could draw like Raphael. But it took
me a lifetime to learn to draw like they do.
Said Picasso at an exhibition of childrens art.
When Dickens shocked Victorian London by separating

from his wife, it was Thackeray who let slip that it was over an
actress. Dickens did not speak to him for years.
A novel with no intimation of story whatsoever, Writer would

like to contrive.
And with no characters. None.
The Globe Theatre burned to the ground on June 29, 1613.
Did any new play of Shakespeares, not yet in quarto publication, perhaps burn with it?
Albert Camus, on the one occasion when he was introduced
to William Faulkner:
The man did not say three words to me.
Nietzsche died after a sequence of strokes. But his final illness, and his madness, were almost surely the result of syphilis.
W. H. Auden was once arrested for urinating in a public park
in Barcelona.
Frans Hals was once arrested for beating his wife.
Plotless. Characterless.
Yet seducing the reader into turning pages nonetheless.
[2]
Tell it not in Gath, publish it not in the streets of Askelon.

George Santayana, reading Moby Dick:
In spite of much skipping, I have got stuck in the middle.
Thales of Miletus died at his seat while watching an athletic
contest.
But I knew that Monsieur Beyle quite well, and you will
never convince me that a trifler like him could have written
masterpieces.
Said Sainte-Beuve.
Actionless, Writer wants it.
Which is to say, with no sequence of events.
Which is to say, with no indicated passage of time.
Then again, getting somewhere in spite of this.
The old wives tale, repeated by Socrates, that Thales was
also frequently so preoccupied with gazing up at the stars that
he once tumbled into a well.
And was even laughed at by washerwomen.
[3]
Jack Donne, the young John Donne was commonly called.

Oedipus gouges out his eyes, Jocasta hangs herself, both
guiltless; the play has come to a harmonious conclusion.
Wrote Schiller.
Insistently, Brahms wore his pants too short.

Sometimes actually taking a scissors to the bottoms.
A novel with no setting.
With no so-called furniture.
Verdi died of a stroke.

Ergo meaning finally without descriptions.
Puccini died of throat cancer.
Indeed, with a beginning, a middle, and an end.
Even with a note of sadness at the end.
What porridge had John Keats?
Asked Browning.
What is the use of being kind to a poor man?
Asked Cicero.
Bertrand Russell was so inept, physically, that he could never
learn to make a pot of tea.
Immanuel Kant could not manage to sharpen a quill pen
with a penknife.
John Stuart Mill could barely tie a simple knot.
The sixth-century legend that St Luke was a painter.
And did a portrait of the Virgin Mary.
Tartinis violin.
Which shattered in its case at his death.
Andr Gide died of a disease of the lungs.

Rereading the Aeneid on his deathbed.
It was while they were making copies of the Masaccio
frescoes in the Santa Maria del Carmine as young apprentices
that Michelangelo criticized the draftsmanship of Pietro
Torrigiano:
Bone and cartilage went down like biscuit, Torrigiano would
later tell Benvenuto Cellini.
Re Michelangelos nose.
The greatest genius of our century, Goethe called Byron.
The greatest genius of our century, Byron called Goethe.
Ivan Turgenev, at nineteen, during a shipboard fire:
Save me! I am my mothers only son!
Catullus, who loved a woman he called Lesbia, but whose
real name may have been Clodia.
Propertius, who loved a woman he called Cynthia, but
whose real name may have been Hostia.
Both, two full thousand years ago.
Gustav Mahler died of endocarditis.
[4]
[5]
Louis-Ferdinand Cline died of a brain aneurysm.
Categorically, with no politics.
A novel with no overriding central motivations, Writer wants.
Vulgar and dull, Ruskin dismissed Rembrandt as.

Brother to Dostoievsky, Malraux called him.
Hence with no conflicts and/or confrontations, similarly.

Rudolph Kreutzer never performed the Kreutzer sonata.
One of the ennobling delights of Paradise, as promised by
Thomas Aquinas:
Viewing the condemned as they are tortured and broiled
below.
The friendship of Samuel Beckett and Alberto Giacometti.
Richard Strauss: Why do you have to write this way? You
have talent.
Paul Hindemith: Herr Professor, you make your music and
Ill make mine.
For whatever reason, Jean Sibelius did not write a note in the
last thirty years of his life.
Kierkegaard died of a lung infection.
Or a disease of the spine.
Karl Barths surmise:
That while the angels may play only Bach in praising God,
among themselves they play Mozart.
Theophrastus pronounced that flute music could cure
sciatica.
Not to mention epilepsy.
Alexander Pope died of dropsy.
Porto dErcole. Where Caravaggio died.

Most probably of malaria.
In a tavern.
John Milton died of gout.

Theophrastus said flute music would have cured that, also.
Georgia OKeeffe died blind.

I saw Hamlet, Prince of Denmark played, but now the old
plays begin to disgust this refined age.
Says John Evelyns Diary for November 26, 1661.
With no social themes, i.e., no picture of society.
No depiction of contemporary manners and/or morals.
[6]
No one ever painted a womans backside better than

Boucher, said Renoir.
A novel entirely without symbols.
Robert of Naples: Giotto, if I were you, in this hot weather I
would leave off painting for a while.
Giotto: So would I, assuredly if I were you.
[7]
Matthew Arnold died of a heart attack while running for a

streetcar in Liverpool.
Among Dickens children:
Alfred Tennyson Dickens. Henry Fielding Dickens. Edward
Bulwer-Lytton Dickens. Walter Landor Dickens. Sydney Smith
Dickens.
Among Walt Whitmans brothers:
George Washington Whitman. Andrew Jackson Whitman.
Thomas Jefferson Whitman.
Elizabeth I, visiting Cambridge University, delivered a lecture
in Greek.
And then chatted less formally with students in Latin.
Thomas Mann died of phlebitis.
The likelihood that Anne Hathaway could not read.
If you can do it, it aint bragging, said Dizzy Dean.

Xenocrates died after stumbling against a brass pot in the
dark and cracking his skull.
Brunelleschi had a temporary restaurant and wine shop
constructed in the highest reaches of the Florence cathedral
while building his great cupola so his workmen did not have
to negotiate all that distance for lunch.
Maxim Gorky died of tuberculosis.
Or was he ordered murdered by Stalin?
Baudelaire died after being paralyzed and deprived of
speech by syphilis.
I was tired and ill. I stood looking out across the fjord. The
sun was setting. The clouds were colored red. Like blood. I felt
as though a scream went through nature.
Said Edvard Munch.
Anne Hathaway.
The perhaps less than idle speculation that Columbus was a
Jew.
Space is blue and birds fly through it.
Said Werner Heisenberg.
Can only have been painted by a madman.

Said Munch of the same canvas.
Pico della Mirandola, not yet thirty-one, died of an
unidentified fever.
William Butler Yeats died of heart failure.
Ultimately, a work of art without even a subject, Writer wants.

The day of his death was a dark cold day.
There is no work of art without a subject, said Ortega.
A novel tells a story, said E. M. Forster.
[8]
Leigh Hunt once saw Charles Lamb kiss Chapmans Homer.

Henry Crabb Robinson once saw Coleridge kiss a Spinoza.
[9]

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also by David Markson

(titles marked * available

for Toby and Duncan Freeman

I am now trying an Experiment very frequent among

First published in the USA

Writer is pretty much tempted to quit writing.

William Blake lived and dressed in inconceivable filth, and

No one was injured in the Globe Theatre calamity. One

When Dickens shocked Victorian London by separating

A novel with no intimation of story whatsoever, Writer would

Tell it not in Gath, publish it not in the streets of Askelon.

Jack Donne, the young John Donne was commonly called.

Insistently, Brahms wore his pants too short.

Verdi died of a stroke.

Andr Gide died of a disease of the lungs.

Louis-Ferdinand Cline died of a brain aneurysm.

Categorically, with no politics.

A novel with no overriding central motivations, Writer wants.

Vulgar and dull, Ruskin dismissed Rembrandt as.

Hence with no conflicts and/or confrontations, similarly.

Porto dErcole. Where Caravaggio died.

John Milton died of gout.

Georgia OKeeffe died blind.

No one ever painted a womans backside better than

Matthew Arnold died of a heart attack while running for a

If you can do it, it aint bragging, said Dizzy Dean.

Can only have been painted by a madman.

Ultimately, a work of art without even a subject, Writer wants.

Leigh Hunt once saw Charles Lamb kiss Chapmans Homer.

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