(Krytyk) Omae Wo Onii-Chan Ni Shiteyarouka! - Volume 01
(Krytyk) Omae Wo Onii-Chan Ni Shiteyarouka! - Volume 01
(Krytyk) Omae Wo Onii-Chan Ni Shiteyarouka! - Volume 01
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Prologue
Soft spring sunlight entered the room through the gaps in the curtain.
It was a certain April's Sunday.
The way I woke up in the morning was the worst possible.
I couldn't move or roll over during the night.
On top of the king-size bed I was sleeping on, surrounding me were sleeping girls.
First, clinging to my left and right legs respectively, were two middle school students.
One of the two who were clinging to my legs used me as a hugging pillow, her long black
hair scattered carelessly on the white sheets like Indian ink[1].
The other one was sleeping in reverse while facing away from me and rubbed her face on
my leg from the inner side. Although she had long arms and legs like that of a model,
surprisingly she curled up and looked like a small animal as she slept.
Continuing, a high school girl with semi-long hair clung to my right arm. I had no idea
what was she thinking, she held my arm in a reverse armbar immobilizing it. Her hold was
so strong it seemed like my arm would break. If I moved my arm carelessly I definitely
wouldn't avoid an injury.
On the other side, my left arm side, in close contact with me was a middle school student
with short hair, she was turned with her back to me.
For some reason my hand was reaching over her shoulder and settled on her chest.
It was a modest and soft feeling, her breast snugly fit the palm of my hand. I gently pulled
away my hand from her chest.
I swear I wasn't the one who placed my hand there.
And on the pillow in between my legs was an elementary school child who was in sixth
grade, she was sleeping soundly.
There was no place to move... seriously, give me a break.
All of these girls are my... little sisters.
Only one of them can be chosen.
And the one to choose, is no one else but me.
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After that, I boiled the water and managed to finish the curry somehow, but the noodles'
texture was very rough. Selene squinted like a cat.
"...eating together is fun."
"Nn? Y-yeah."
Speaking of which, how many days has it been since I parted with Grandpa and Grandma.
It feels like it's been a while since I ate a meal together with someone else.
"Was Selene always alone?"
"...Mom left to look for the bluebird of happiness and I've been alone since then."
"My bad... sorry."
"...don't apologize. Being at the mercy of fate, isn't Onii-chan the same?"
"At mercy, huh. Certainly it is so."
After I put on a wry smile, Selene also smiled.
When we finally finished eating our cup noodles, it finally felt like it settled down.
"Selene has pretty good communication skills for someone who's a shut-in."
"...no such thing. I have anthropophobia."
"But aren't you talking with me now."
"...Onii-chan... is special. Also, I worked... hard today."
So this is her 'working hard'. No, Selene must have forced herself to an unreasonable level
with just this.
"That's great, Selene. Even though you had prior information about me, you really did well
during the first meeting with Onii-chan."
"...likewise. Onii-chan did his best despite not knowing anything about me, cheers for the
good work."
"Thank you for the concern. I'm all right. I'm glad I could speak like this with Selene, and
also work together on cleaning."
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RADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADDADASHooShooDA!!
I could hear it despite blocking my ears. Maybe she was watching an action movie.
Even so, it was a really loud sound. I closed the door and entered the room. The sounds of
gunfire and explosions lost their way of escaping and saturated the room.
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After preparing a portable gas stove, a bubbling and hot oden was placed on the table.
"Isn't fire a bit too strong?"
"It's burning hot oden match after all, it has to be at least this much."
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can both mean cheater and cheetah, they're both written the same way.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_Entertainment_Rating_Organization
surimi(paste made from fish or other meat) product with a soft, mild taste
fried tofu fritter made with vegetables, egg white and sesame seeds
traditional Japanese noodles
rice cake fried in a tofu pouch
wheat-based Japanese food item that is frequently eaten as an ingredient in oden
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When I was soaking up to my shoulders in the bath, suddenly I heard a voice coming from
the dressing room.
"OOO-Onii-sama. Is the water hot enough?"
"It's really good."
"I-I'll wash your back."
"No, I washed my body properly before I entered the bathtub..."
Before I finished speaking, Sayuri has already entered the bathroom.
She had a large towel wrapped around her. Her white shoulders were exposed. She had
slender thighs. Her ankles... hey, what am I doing, checking her out from top to bottom.
"O-Onii-sama. In order to improve our relationship as siblings, l-let's have some skin-toskin communication."
"W-why did it turn out like this... a-aa-anyway, no way."
"If we don't do this, the thread of fate will be cut... if Onii-sama permits it, I will use my
body as a sponge to wash Onii-sama. If we become siblings I will s-s-serve Onii-sama eeveryday."
Sayuri approached me with both of her hands on her breasts, her face was bright red.
"Please go out! I beg you!"
"T-that's... doesn't Onii-sama want to be washed by his little sister?"
"Your character has collapsed, calm down Sayuri."
"T-that's no character. It's my normal self. A l-little sister sponge."
"It's not normal no matter how I think about it!"
"I understand, Onii-sama. You mean this towel is getting in the way."
She squeezed one end of the towel and tried to unravel it from that part.
"It's okay to have towel on!"
"Then, will you allow me to wash your back?"
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When I came out of the bath, Sayuri was wearing clothes and sitting in seiza. She bowed
deeply.
"A-about before, I apologize. When I thought about touching Onii-sama's body, um, I have
forgotten myself... that is... I went out of control."
"Y-yeah. Me too... sorry. The bath's still warm, how about you enter?"
"Yes. I'll do as Onii-sama says."
Downheartedly dropping her shoulders, Sayuri took pyjamas to change into and headed to
the dressing room.
I wonder what's Sayuri's issue. For Selene it was 'going outside'. In Tomomi's case it was
'cooperativeness'. And Sayuri... maybe it's 'faking her manners not being honest'.
Trying to make someone change themselves was meddling... that's what I thought, but I
couldn't leave it alone. Probably, the three of them were no longer strangers to me.
After Sayuri came out of the bath, I tried to make her forget about what happened and came
up with some neutral topics. But she was reluctant to talk and in the end, as the time passed
I wasn't able to touch Sayuri's true feelings.
In the meantime, at 11 p.m. after she moved to the cushion that was next to me and watched
TV in a daze, she started to doze off.
It seems like for Sayuri, this could be considered staying up late.
"A little longer, please stay a little longer with me... fuaa... Onii-sama...."
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After school, I was standing in front of Room 401 in Taishido residence and took a deep
breath to prepare myself. After I mentally concentrated and rang the doorbell, the door
immediately opened.
"N-nice to meet you! I'm Tachibana Yuuki. Middle school third year."
"I'm Taishido Yoichi. Nice to meet you."
The fourth little sister candidateTachibana Yuuki was tall. As expected, she wasn't tall
enough to make me look up at her, but it seemed like she would catch up to my height soon
enough.
About 170 centimetres of height. Her long hair was tied in a ponytail.
Yuuki's outfit was very boyish, she had a very rough appearance, wearing jeans and a Tshirt. Both her legs and torso were quite long, her face was small. She spoke with a smile
on her face.
"Now! Come in, Nii-san."
My hand was grasped and I was pulled into the room. Her way of speaking was quite
boyish too.[1] Also, suddenly holding hands... was a bit embarrassing.
"Sorry to disturb"
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The next piece of information from the net I focused on, was another hypothesis about girl
power.
Girl power is underwear power. Being fashionable in places that can't be seen, is a key to
increasing girl power.
Speaking of which, back then I felt that Tomomi was very girlish... her pink bra could be
seen through her shirt... hey, what am I seriously considering here.
"Nii-san, I'm going to change this shirt."
Yuuki came back wearing a black satin open-necked shirt. Her collar was somewhat
pointy... she looked like a host. After she wore such a cool-looking shirt her boy-power
increased, it didn't feel odd at all.
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Afterwards, Yuuki and I browsed some websites for a while and finally found one that had
cute lingerie for teenage girls. After buying several pieces of clothing we finished
shopping. After closing her laptop Yuuki stretched.
"Thank you Nii-san. I feel like my girl power will sky rocket if I wear this. It's about time
for dinner, you must be hungry right?"
"Ah, yeah. That's right, I'm actually starving."
The dinner was refrigerated food. Although if she could cook her girl power would rise, but
it seemed like Yuuki was bad at cooking. The two of us ate cooked rice, a mini hamburger
with a fried chicken that was a prefect side dish for a boxed lunch and cooked vegetables in
a small cup.
After that, Yuuki prepared a bath.
"Want to go inside together, Nii-san?"
"If you were to be a boy, I would've agreed."
"I-is that so. I don't really mind though... go in first, Nii-san."
"Then I won't hold back. Don't peep okay?"
"There's no way I'd do that. Nii-san's weird."
I was relieved seeing Yuuki laugh it off. In fact, unlike the time back when Sayuri broke in,
I managed to safely finish the bath.
After that until the time was over, I spent it watching TV with Yuuki. An anime-specialized
TV channel was broadcasting Pretty Girls Rangers Fruity. Apparently it was a rerun.
"It's surprising that Nii-san watches anime."
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When I tried to find something to drink, I found instant cocoa powder and milk. That was
all that's been in the nearly-empty fridge.
"Doesn't Mika prepare any food?"
"Nee-chama next door said 'it's dangerous, wait until you enter middle school'. And so, I
only make cocoa until Nee-chama comes."
"I see. By the way, at what hour does she usually come?"
"She comes once in two days. Also, she hugs me in the weekends."
That's quite frequently. No wonder the expiration date on the milk in the refrigerator made
it seem like it was new.
"And what else did she tell you?"
"Nee-chama doesn't talk much. We always have a cup of cocoa together, watch TV, and
clean. Sometimes we go for shopping and eat snacks, but she doesn't talk much. I wonder if
Nee-chama hates Mii-chan."
"No, I don't think she hates you."
Rather than that, it seems like she bares her maternal instinct.
So the reason Mika's room is cleaned up like this is also because of Murasaki-san. But it
seems like she isn't interfering with other little sister candidates, I guess Mika's the
youngest so it can't be helped.
"What do you do about dinner during the days Murasaki-san doesn't come?"
"You see, Mii-chan likes pizza from delivery. It's roundy round. Maple likes pizza as well.
Honey topping for me. He says! Maple's so childish."
I don't really understand Maple's character... but that's that and this is this, delivery pizza is
it. That's pretty expensive.
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After the meal we settled down while drinking cocoa with plenty of milk. In the end, the
remaining pizza was put into the refrigerator after wrapping it on a dish. As I absentmindedly looked at the anime channel in the TV, Mika placed an origami pack on the table.
"Nii-chama, let's play with origami."
How calm and peaceful. When compared to shooting games, it was really girlish.
"So what are we going to make."
"Mii-chan will make a crane, Because she can do anything."
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A bacon and eggs on toast, in cup there was a potage salad, it was a complete western-style
breakfast. There was a large six-seater dining table. I was sitting in the middle, on my left
and right were seating Sayuri and Tomomi. On the opposite side Mika was on the left, then
Yuuki in the middle and Selene on the right.
Everyone was eating breakfast together around the same table. I thought it will be lively...
But until everyone finished eating, no one was speaking. An awkward atmosphere was
reigning over the place.
After Selene finished eating, she suddenly stood up and went to Tomomi's side.
"...a, ahh... my body by itself..."
Without any real reason, Selene suddenly threw her arms around Tomomi.
"H-hey! What are you doing all of a sudden!"
"...dizzy."
"Ahh! Stop this! Don't grope my breasts!"
As Selene plunged her face into her breasts, Tomomi turned bright red up to the tip of her
ears.
"...dizziness was healed."
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In the end, we played a game during my weekend and was defeated, I ended up penniless.
Moreover, not even once in ten thousand years was ranked among the top, and was only a
B-class... I was usually at the bottom. I couldn't even act like a manager in the game. By the
way, overall top during these two days was an unexpected person.
Since she was lucky and innocent triggering 'being serious against children' which made
others little sister candidates careless, Mika took the top spot.
Overall second place has gone to the 'has concealed her presence' and wasn't on top even
once, Selene has been multiple times on the second place. The third on the ranking was
Tomomi who was owner of the game, but she nearly tied with Sayuri who was fourth.
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Until the fruit of our love was born, we continued to do it in silence. I was responsible for
the lower body, it was first time in my life I used nerves in my fingertips this much. My
hand was trembling with nervousness, and Tomomi used her practised hand to show me her
techniques.
"Nii-chan, move faster!"
"G-got it, like this?"
"Ah! Now you're too being too impatient! Here... carefully... you need to treat the gate like
this... see?"
Tomomi leaned over and guided me excitedly. Occasionally her breasts pressed against my
upper arm and their softness made my heart skip a beat. However, she didn't notice it as she
was too concentrated on the plastic model.
Thanks to her, I was accustomed to it and the plastic model took form around 11 p.m.. We
so concentrated that we forgot even about hunger and thirst and as a result we have neither
eaten nor drank anything at all.
The parts were all beaten up, but there was a sense of accomplishment when the threedimensional object has been assembled. It might become a habit.
I stared intently at the completed robot that stood in the middle of the table.
What I created was the lower body, right foot and right hand... mainly the things around the
waist and a part of the wing that was attached to its backpack. It could be said that most of
it was made by Tomomi.
It struck a pose after we moved its joints. This guy moved! The range of its motions was
beyond what I expected, once again I was impressed. Its knee slid despite having a layer of
armour on its joints, as expected of something bearing a name 'Perfect', it had great
performance.
Tomomi looked at me as I stared intently at the plastic model and muttered.
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Five minutes laterdespite Tomomi insisted 'it's cooperation', she left my body behind
exposed to snowy mountains and allowed me to freeze to death.
Despite us making a plastic model together, the beauty of cooperation was still
overpowered by Tomomi's instinct that made her struggle to win.
"Nii-chan's weak."
"Weren't we supposed to cooperate?"
"Since it's a game, somehow...."
As Tomomi stuck out her tongue and winked, I spat out a big sigh.
"It was Nii-chan's turn all the while, it's about time I have mine. Come Nii-chan, my
servant... I asked my friend to give it to me."
The cheerful Tomomi seemed to enjoy her time with me.
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After school I went back to the mansion and to the Room 501I visited Sayuri's room
for the second time.
I passed through the living room, prompted by the silent Sayuri. It felt awkward for both of
us.
"H-hey Sayuri, it's been three days."
"...want to die! I want to die!"
As expected, it's hard. She silently sat on the cushion and murmured while staring at me.
"I thought we might not meet again."
While we were playing the game on Saturday, she continued to engage Tomomi in verbal
battles. She must've been putting up a strong front, or maybe it was desperation.
"No such thing. Rather than that, there are things I want you to honestly answer. Can you
tell me the real reason you want to be my little sister?"
"The real reason... is it?"
"Yeah. And please, be honest this time. Even if your aim is the money, I won't be surprised.
Or rather, aiming for the heritage would be normal, that... um, Sayuri-san?"
As not to butt in as I spoke, Sayuri gently shook her head.
"Just like I said the other day, I'm capable enough to become a scholarship student. Even if
the assistance is aborted, I won't have any problems because I've been saving money
properly."
"Then why do you want to be the little sister? Are you... lonely?"
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I came home with a one hour delay and went straight to Yuuki's room.
"Sorry! I'm late!"
"Nii-san, you're all sweaty. Want something to drink?"
After she opened the door, Yuuki opened her eyes wide in shock. Same as last time, she
was wearing pants and a shirt.
"Then, a glass of water."
I drank iced water and rested on the sofa in the living room.
"Sorry for the delay Yuuki."
"What happened?"
I looked towards Yuuki's coat hanger, there was... not a gakuran, but a brand new female
school uniform.
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"Hello Nii-chama."
When the front door opened, I found Mika waiting while holding Maple, she bowed
politely.
"Hello Mika. Maple too, are you in good health?"
"Yup! Maple says he's feeling a bit blue."[1]
"Did something happen to make him depressed?"
"Umm... ehh, he's worried about Nee-chama's quarrelling."
So Mika was worrying about Tomomi and Sayuri's fight from last weekend all this time.
"I-I see. Yeah... um, can I enter?"
"Welcome, Nii-chama."
We moved from the front door to the living room and sat down on the sofa.
"Does Nii-chama remember the promise?"
"The promise... what was it?"
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The dinner was the same as last week, a pizza delivery. Mika ordered it through the phone
"the one from before please", she muttered anxiously.
The pizza that arrived was not the same as the last one, this one has clearly way too much
vegetables on it. Moreover, peppers accounted for one quarter of the whole pizza, it was a
'three colour paprika pizza' children were bad at. The amount of peppers was enough to
have an adult be taken aback.
It was a colourful pizza with red, green and yellow on the pieces. Mika closed her eyes and
spoke.
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Epilogue
The promised two weeks have come to an end.
On the Sunday morning we welcomed Murasaki-san in the living room.
"Has the little sister been decided on?"
Little sister candidates were lined up behind me. Only one out of five, I couldn't choose.
The moment I tried to turn around
"Wait a moment!"
Tomomi raised her voice, it was unusually bright tone.
"Listen, there's something we have to say to Nii-chan. Ah! Stay like that as you listen.
Somehow it feels like I'll get embarrassed if you look this way and my determination will
go away."
And so, starting with Tomomi the little sister candidates declared one after another.
"I too have something to say to Onii-sama. I won't let only Tomomi-san to be the one to do
it."
"Can I do it too Nii-san? It's something that can be only said here and now."
"Mii-chan too has something to say to Nii-chama and Nee-chama's."
"...let's do it in sequential order, I'm first as the Monday's representative."
Selene slowly took a breath a few times. I confirmed with her.
"Is looking behind no good?"
"...yes. I don't want you to look at the past but at the future."
She continued with a clear voice.
"...I only rely on Onii-chan whenever I'm by his side, as such I cannot become the little
sister."
Didn't she want to be my little sister? Why would she bring up such a thing all of a sudden.
There's no problem with relying on me right?
Following Selene, Tomomi laughed.
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Afterword
Nice to meet you for the first time!
I'm Sugiyama Ryuu. This time I was allowed to debut in MF Bunko. Please take care of
me.
Since I'm an only child, I've always been longing have brothers or sisters.
If I only had a cute little sister of a reliable older brother... and such delusions have given
birth to this story.
The protagonistYoichi-kun was suddenly given five little sisters, and from the
beginning till end he was confused about what to do. He was pulled around between
various unique little sisters, and wasn't able to call himself a reliable brother yet.
Sure enough, the ones who hold the key deciding whether Yoichi-kun can become a
splendid big brother are the five little sister candidates.
The first one to be seen is the stay-at-home downer girl Selene-chan. She can't clean up and
is a shut-in who loves to laze around in home! If I write only this much, it'll seem like she's
the worst kind of human being, but in fact she has a great talent for making clothes. In order
to measure size for the clothes she throws her arms around other little sister candidates.
Truly an outrageous girl.
The second one is the gamer girl Tomomi-chan who loves competitions. She's a little sister
but also she's a high school freshman just like Yoichi-kun. It's a mysterious setting to have
a little sister in the same grade. She wants to compete with Yoichi kun but also she also
honestly reveals "I want to be spoiled by Onii-chan!" type of feelings. "Take care of me!
Play with me! Look over here!", a puppy-like girl.
The third one is honour student manual girl Sayuri-chan. An orthodox little sister character
who will cook for her Onii-chan... is what I thought, but when there's no manual to follow
the honour student mask comes off and she's incredibly anxious. Her weakness is the word
'fate' and tends to surrender often. After meeting with Yoichi-kun her mask fell off and was
supposed to find 'quality of being herself'... but it seems like the situation became even
more complicated.
The fourth one is a very refreshing boyish girl Yuuki-chan. Even though she's a little sister
she cross-dresses. In fact because of one boy back in elementary school she started
polishing her already cool appearance and atmosphere, which led her to become very
popular among girls. Before I become a little sister I want to become a full-fledged girl!
And in order to fulfil that wish of Yuuki-chan's, Yoichi-kun contributes to her girl power
increase.
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Krytyks Translations
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