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Eric McElveen describes his venue as a unique business. bluegrass legends,
“There haven’t been a lot of small festivals in recent years,” and legendary guitar
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they turn big very quickly.” hundreds of regional
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LISA GENTILE
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What can I say about MAY 2010
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songwriter friends who described
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praise indeed, coming from her
fellow songwriters. However, 02......................................... People of Interest • Alisha Tondro
I had yet to have the pleasure 05....................................Sounds of Syracuse • Jack O. Bocchino
of experiencing one of her 06................................................................... Theatre • Bill West
performances. 08............................................................. Vidiots • Brian Miller
In 2007, with much 10.......................................... Dining Out • Nadine VandeWalker
anticpation, I finally got to see 12..................................................... Now Playing • Brian Miller
her. She opened her set with a 14........................................ Word on the Street • Bill McClellan
cover of Bob Dylan’s “Don’t Think 15........................................................................Tipp Hill Section
Twice, Its Alright”. While I enjoy Bob Dylan and love this song, quite frankly my first thought 17 - 19............................................ Downtown Syracuse Section
was to wonder why Lisa was doing a cover tune, when she reportedly had written so many good 20..................................... Exercise & Fitness • Jennifer Nastasi
songs. She answered that question while it was still an infant thought in my head. She performed 23.................................................... Computers • Nancy Roberts
that song in a way that I have never heard it done before. She did an awesome job, arranging 24................................................... Tee Shots • Patrick E. Fuller
the song into a more serious commentary of a breakup than Bob Dylan had ever intended. 24 - 25................................................................... Golf Section
Admittedly, I went on to wonder what Lisa was going to do to top a Dylan cover tune. She did 27................................. Beauty & Fashion • Maryann McKinley
not disappoint there either. She went on to perform original after original. Each song better than 27....................................................... Beauty & Fashion Section
the song before. 30 - 31............................................... Special Occasions Section
Shortly after I met Lisa at that performance, she went on to organize and manage an open 32............................................. The Write Stuff • Nancy Roberts
mike which would later be called the Music Mavericks. Like many open mikes, this was visited by 33................................................................Sylvan Beach Section
an eclectic group of 34............................... Tales From The Vine • Cathy Millspaugh
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RARELY DONE’S VENTURE INTO OPERA
by: Bill West
It was enterprising of Rarely Done Productions to stage Leonard at the office. He is full of himself. Meanwhile, Dinah bemoans her inner
Bernstein’s short opera, Trouble in Tahiti, last month at their venue, Jazz loneliness and the neglect she feels, and in the end goes to see the
Central, 441 E. Washington St. It was also exciting. Jazz Central proved second-rate movie rather than attend her son’s play. Such is the sorry
to be a perfect setting for such an intimate domestic opera. For, exotic state of their marriage that “escape” seems to be the only answer. In the
though the title may sound, the trouble isn’t in Tahiti but at the very end he suggests to her that they might bury the hatchet for awhile and
American home of a couple who are at odds with each other. Tahiti go to a movie together, suggesting Tahiti, and the opera ends with Dinah
is the Pacific island the wife ‘visits’ when attending the movies one just going along with it, as if agreeing to a temporary truce.
afternoon to escape the incessant squabbling that goes on between her It was a real pleasure to see two fine local artists in the leading roles,
and her overbearing husband. Bernstein is said to have based the story both of whom this reviewer had not seen on stage for a long while.
on his own experiences growing up in Lawrence, Massachusetts, where Melanie Brunet Relyea sang the role of Dinah with real feeling, and her
he witnessed his father subjecting his mother to countless humiliations. long aria, “There Is a Garden,” was a highlight of the show; she filled
He keeps his father’s name, Sam, in the opera but changes his mother’s Bernstein’s melodious lines with such tenderness and regret. If this was
name to Dinah. an image of Bernstein’s mother and how he felt about her, then Brunet
Bernstein’s skill is in setting such a domestic conflict in what Relyea certainly did the composer justice. The music seemed to look
was regarded at the time as middle-class suburban bliss; this was the forward to that other lovely melody by Bernstein, “Somewhere,” which
early 1950s, just before Eisenhower assumed the presidency (also the features in West Side Story. It had the seem feeling for ‘what might have
frightening Cold-War - McCarthy era but that doesn’t enter into this been.’
opera). Our Greek Chorus of three singers is there to comment, as an Phil Eisenman, who has the most expressive baritone timbre, had
ongoing commercial might, about the material delights of settling down his big moment later on in his “Shower Aria,’ when Sam boasts of his
in America’s ever-expanding and affluent suburbs. Yet – inside those masculine prowess as the handball winner, while also showing off his
spacious homes – what really goes on? Bernstein lets us see a little of trophy. He and Brunet Relyea also shone in their “Duet of Estrangement”
this. before they each go their separate ways.
Dinah and Sam argue about attending their son’s school play that Then there were the Trio of singers who commented upon the action
afternoon. In the end, neither of them goes. He rushes off to play in his and sometimes participated in it – David Cotter, Peter Irwin and Abigail
handball tournament and then proceeds to boast about it in the shower. Ottenjohn. They also provided mellifluous transitions from scene to
He is also proud of a mild flirtation he may have had with a secretary scene. Most telling were their commentaries on the supposed delights
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was readily discernible, but I am not sure if it was a good idea before gone forever (wishful thinking still, perhaps, in many parts of the world).
the opera began and during the intermission to remind us of those more Navazad Dabu proved to be a handsome and debonair young hero
famous tunes from the later operas. The melodies of Trouble in Tahiti as Aladdin, one who easily transforms himself from the poor unkempt
in this production could stand on their own two feet, a testament to the young man at the outset to become a gentleman entirely fitted for his
future genius of West Side Story. role as Prince. He has a wonderful companion and accomplice in Adam
The next Rarely Done Productions show will be Scream Queens, June Sukert’s Genie who is as exotic as they come, clothed in his fine regalia.
4 – 19. Sukert and Dabu ‘play off’ each other very well, with Sukert always a
H H H lively and exuberant presence on stage (the children loved him).
Lauren Gruenberg was every inch the overweening and arrogant
MAGIC CIRCLE CHILDREN’S THEATRE TAKES YOUNGSTERS Empress. Gruenberg has a strong voice and her articulation was fine;
INTO THE EXOTIC WORLD OF ALADDIN FOR THE she could just be a little more varied in her portrayal of arrogance – her
EARLY SUMMER MONTHS forays against her daughter were sometimes just a little over-the-top. As
Every fairy- for Harper Carroll’s Princess Jade, well, she was charming and strong-
tale has to have a minded in her determination to challenge her overbearing mother, but
villain. In the case again there could have been a little more variety in her willfulness.
of Magic Circle’s Altogether though, these young actors delighted the children
last production, and their families on April 24, and there will be plenty of further
Beauty and the opportunities between now and June 26 to see the 45-minute show at the
Beast, the villain Spaghetti Warehouse, 689, N. Clinton St. in the Franklin Square district of
was transformed central Syracuse.
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‘good guy,’ and of ensure that there is a good deal of audience participation, with the
course there was children offering advice to the characters on stage, helping them out
a happy marriage when they are in some dilemma, and with the actors getting them to
at the end. Now sing along and dance. To their credit, the actors pay due regard to
we are swept the ‘wisdom of a child!’ At the close, children’s birthdays are always
into the exotic celebrated and then there is the photo-op. with the actors.
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Ottoman Empire these, while amusing for us older ones, never interfere with the ongoing
with Magic Circle’s early summer production of Aladdin - a world of children’s story, and there are certainly many moments that will amuse
Turkish sultans and their minions. Aladdin happens to be the ‘good guy’ all the young at heart throughout Aladdin’s exotic adventures.
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another officer. While there, they discover that there is a prisoner still locked in one of the holding
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In addition to the Music Mavericks, Lisa has produced a series called
“Naked.” In the “Naked” series, she featured herself and other singer/
songwriters; performing their music in a stripped down setting. In most
cases, this meant the songwriter themselves, alone on stage with their
voice and their instrument of choice.
Lisa was not resting with the Music Mavericks or with the Naked
series. She was also out and about, performing both solo and with
a full band. In the summer of 2007, she collected her first SAMMY
(I’m guessing it won’t be her last) for her CD called “A Very Country
Compilation”.
Not content to sit back and enjoy her successes, Lisa was taking her
passion and her compassion to higher levels at every opportunity. Lisa
could be seen performing at many charity events. And if this was not
enough, Lisa started her own charity organization called “Music Heals
CNY,” to bring music to the bedsides of patients in local hospitals. This
includes recorded music as well as live bedside performances.
There are many other lines in the resume of Lisa Gentile. Many of
her accomplishments were accumulated outside of Central NY. The fact
that Lisa returned to her hometown of Syracuse to perform, nurture and
enrich speaks volumes. We are fortunate to have her in our community
and I am blessed to have her as a friend. I look forward to seeing
yet another live performance, to hearing a future recording or simply
bumping into her while she is out supporting other local musicians.
Visit www.lisagentile.com for more information on Lisa. You don’t
want to miss an opportunity to hear her perform.
While Jack O Bocchino has become established as a strong supporter
of live and local music scene, he prefers to consider it partial payment to
the local music community for the support and entertainment they have
given him over many years. He dabbles in amateur photography and
posts many photos of local musicians on a Facebook page, which can be
found by searching on his name.
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by: Nadine VandeWalker
Have you ever pulled up to a

restaurant you’ve never been to before,
and just known you were going to have
a great dinning experience?
This is just what happened to
me when I arrived at Hullar’s in
Fayetteville.
Nestled in the middle of town,
this place is a gem! We arrived on a
warm Thursday evening in early April
around 6:30 pm. The bar was so full all
I could think was this must be a great
place to meet friends for a drink and
dinner. There was a contagious energy,
laughter and chatter that made you
want to just pull up a stool and join the
fun at the bar! Not to mention it would
be a great place to catch a game on
one of the two large flat screen TV’s on
both ends of the bar.
Hullar’s has been in the family
since 1911. It’s currently owned and
operated by Jake Hullar III and his
family: Maria, Susan, Nanette and Nadia. when you enter and
Shannon and I were seated in the main dining area. The atmosphere your waitress will
is casual and family friendly. Specials are always on the chalkboard be glad to go over
them before you
make your dinner
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and was quick
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the roasted red
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served here on Friday nights is almost famous!
Our salad plates were replaced with our dinner entrées. My mouth
cheese, and a was watering before the plate hit the table. The aroma was a delicious
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tomato in the and served with an amazing butter garlic sauce. I had a side of French
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at the restaurant are Italian, Thousand Island, and Ranch. I had the
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cheese. The portions are over sized and I love the crisp lettuce. Again,
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Perseus is found floating in the sea, only to
be picked up by a fisherman and his wife.
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is raised to be a hard-working, honest young
man. But, when a group
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the Gods, Perseus’ (Sam
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WHERE HAS ALL YOUR FREEDOM GONE?
by: Bill McClellan
(In Auburn, New would never take lightly nor reduce to

York the Government is rhetoric, nor redefine the intent, of our
confiscating land, home founding words. I would know why
and business from the and believe, yes believe in why such
struggling and giving it to words were written. I would understand
the rich - The fancy name the accumulation of usurpations that
is Eminent Domain. The demanded our origins and I would
truth is American Shame) respect their elimination.
Disgust is a very If I were a Politician involved in an
ugly word. It is indeed act that clearly resembles the tyrannies of
dismal, that those trusted era gone by, I would think of my future
to lead this land would and the hearts of those sign carrying
behave in such a fashion protesting Americans. I would take heed.
as to engender such crude You will find greatness in those American
emotion. What else is left hearts, long ago forged in a Declaration
when government, without of Independence by such words as: “We
vision or sense of self and have warned them from time to time of
mission, recklessly violates attempts by their legislature to extend an
American Freedom? unwarrantable jurisdiction over us.” (and
If I was a politician when they went unheard):
and I saw severely “When a long train of abuses and
distressed American usurpations, pursuing invariably the same
Citizens donning hats and shirts of red white and blue, not to celebrate object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is
our land, but to protest against it, I would take very serious note. their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government.”
I would take the time to evaluate with great care and justice, the In the United States their have been over 10,000 instances of
thinking of Americans that feel their freedom is being trampled. I government taking property from a person of lesser means, and giving it
to another in just the
last five years. A few
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hotel. The cause of the tragedy here is that Auburn has a leadership
willing to violate American Principle by blurring the Fifth Amendment.
The bar is set extremely low for this seizure. So low that it is clearly
incompatible with Constitutional intent. Harm is being inflicted on
citizens and grave principle is being violated for minor gain, clearly
incompatible with Constitutional intent. Local authorities would do well
to recall that the ancestors of such deed inspired a revolution.
When Americans feel violated and rally by the hundreds in a
Roadside Food small town, leaders should take note. Something is wrong. When
Latin-American Style! these same Americans gather on the steps of City Hall and recite the
Pledge of Allegiance to remind their leaders that this is America, maybe
leaders should remember who we are. When homes and businesses
The CriTiCs have spoken! are threatened for invalid reason and American’s rise and say: What
is next, our lemonade stands, just maybe something is wrong. When
“Burritos the size of a small football… these Americans sound out with words like furious, disgust, ridiculous,
fast…inexpensive.” Post Standard, 2/07 heartless and unfair, well, just maybe leaders ought to realize who their
charge really is. (All of this happened in Auburn)
“Great food…flavor feast on a paper plate.” We have evolved into a land of monopoly and goliath corporations.
When our founders words are redefined tyrannically under the
Post Standard, 3/07
conditions of today, only the powerful are safe. Just maybe when people
“The kind of ‘roadside style food’ that are being thrown out of their businesses and homes for rich people.
government might recall over two centuries if crimson sacrifice to
entices you to pull over just from the protect against just such deed.
aroma.” Table Hopping, 8/07 The days of our origin were a time of honor and duels and strong
religious beliefs and
“The difference in taste will knock you out it was thought the
educated would easily
of your seat…real tacos.” Dewitt Times, Eagle News, 7/08 understand the justice
and purpose of each
“ignites a fiesta of the senses.” Syracuse New Times, 11/08 article and amendment
in our Constitution.
“Freshest ingredients…home cooked meal Our founders could not
in two to three minutes.” Post Standard, 2/08 foresee the rise of the
conglomerate forces
“smokin’ good…enormous and fabulous. of today. They never
dreamed of corporate
Gives any Mexican entrée in town a run power manipulatively
for its money.” The Max, Post Standard, 5/08 exceeding that of
government. They
“a bustling eatery in the ‘roadside’ dining never dreamed that
style.” Table Hopping, 4/09 clear intent would be
redefined by greed,
ignoring the great hope
for the American course.
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in the Declaration
of Independence
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different rates. The result is a body fat percentage number that shows inside and out, and to
how many pounds of your current body weight is muscle, and how achieve the best results,
much is fat. This is the number you want to stay focused on. If your use several of the above
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• Be prepared for in climate weather i.e.; rain, wind conditions,
SNOW flurries…Make sure you have a breathable, water repellent
rain suit, top and bottom. Winter hat, all weather golf gloves, and
proper cool weather gear.
• Plenty of tees!
• Divot tool…Please keep our greens in shape! (Ever try and putt
your ball over a ball mark that was not repaired?)
• Umbrella
• First aid kit
• Water, or energy drink, to include energy bars
• Golf gloves...(more than one)
• Polarized glasses.
Until next month, happy golfing.
BEAUTY & FASHION

grows. An experienced technician can add fullness all temptation to go too hot is always there,
through the existing hair, or strategically place locks especially if the extension isn’t too close
for a special look. You can match your color or contrast to your scalp. And you have to be careful
with highlights in a rainbow of shades. A temporary that you don’t pull hairs out of the piece.
and easily removed option is to buy individual clip-in The first rule of cleaning for all
pieces, which are much less expensive and don’t require hair extensions is…be careful. Resist
the commitment that professionally done extensions the temptation totally for clip-ins, and
involves. they will last far longer. For permanent
Care and styling cam be a bit problematic for both extensions, shampooing is obviously
real and synthetic extensions. Synthetic hair is designed a must, since your head can get pretty
to retain its original style and can’t be changed without itchy and kind of gross. Synthetics don’t
the risk of serious and permanent damage to the piece. absorb conditioner, and often should
That means blow dryers, hot rollers, curling irons and be cleaned with special wig shampoo
flat irons are out. You have to be careful, even around for best results. Mild is the word for
hot ovens and outdoor all extension care, from shampoo to
grills. Polyester melts! And combing to any styling. If you invest
the longer the extension, major dollars in a weave or permanently
the easier it is to catch it attached extensions, make sure you get
on zippers or clothing that really good care instructions from your
can pull out or warp the stylist.
hair fibers. Hair extensions can be your ticket to versatile style – short and
Human hair extensions preppy for your professional life, long and wild for nighttime, or a
can be cut, styled, special ‘do for your most special occasions. It’s not all heaven, of
processed or colored, course. You can feel the extensions in your hair, and if they get pulled
since they are porous out, ouch. But for a change of look, they can’t be beat. Always go
and able to do most to a technician with a good reputation, or buy clip-in hairpieces and
everything you can do to experiment on your own. It’s a great way to get the look you want
your own hair. You can without the commitment (except for the dollars!). Live a little!
use the aforementioned styling implements. If you wash it, the extension Questions? Comments? Email me at mcmar01@yahoo.com. And have
actually has to be restyled, but carefully, since it’s probably already been a great month!
processed like crazy. You really have to be careful to not damage it. The
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The Write stuff

THE SECRET HISTORY
by: Nancy Roberts
The Secret History

By: Donna Tartt
Published by: Vintage Contemporaries, 1992
My friend Nadine lent me this
book about a year ago, and urged
me to read it.
I started it, and had every
good intention, and then it got
put aside because I had to read
something else to review. And it
wasn’t demanding my attention. Then
another, and another, and another
book got in the way.
Finally, nearly a year later, I was
going on vacation, and would have
several hours on the plane each way,
so it seemed like an ideal time to start
again.
What took me so long?
The book is one of those wonderful
discoveries you want to make
again and again. While I admit
that it’s slow to get started,
once you’re at about page
60 it becomes impossible to
put down. You’re drawn in,
enveloped, cocooned. In short,
you become just like our hero,
Richard Papen, who is adopted
into a strange little clique of
classical scholars at Hampden
College, and is literally seduced
into evil.
The evil isn’t deliberate,
which makes it all the more
frightening - but I get ahead of
myself.
Richard is a boy from lower
middle-class Plano, CA. His
family is distasteful to him: a kind of classless bohemian group of whom
he is profoundly ashamed, and who don’t understand his intellectual’s
fascination with Greek literature and history. Determinedly, he finds a
way to manage a scholarship to Hampden College, with which he has
fallen in love. There, he reinvents his past, and longs to become a real
part of the small group of preppy friends that comprise the Classical
Studies students, and acolytes to charismatic professor, Julian Morrow.
His acceptance, or quasi-acceptance, is, as Tartt describes it,
voluptuous, rich, intoxicating.
Held just slightly out of reach, becoming part of the Greek studies
program is all the more desirable; the students (including Richard) can
chatter to one another in a “secret” language that few can understand;
their professor teaches them that they literally do enter a “secret” society
when they become adept at Greek. And he invites them into this society:
“I hope we’re ready to leave the phenomenal world,” he says, “and enter
into the sublime?”
The Greeks, so far as we know, practiced mystery, or cult religions.
Among the more notorious was the Dionysian cult of the Maenads,
the female followers of Dionysus. Using intoxicants, dance, song, and
sexuality, this cult would engage in periodic frenzied rites, which,
according to legend, frequently resulted in not only orgiastic nights, but
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by: Cathy Millspaugh
The freshness
of spring is upon us Cayuga Ridge Estate Winery’s
with the blooming new copper oven
of springtime flowers,
the budding of trees
and that familiar smell as “MJ,” food, land, and
of spring. On the wine are inter-connected.
Cayuga Lake Wine She says, “I grew up at
Trail in the heart of the winery, and now The
the Finger Lakes new Copper Oven will work
ideas are popping with my family’s business,
up everywhere. Last Cayuga Ridge Estate. It is a
month we talked about natural connection – food and wine.”
Chef Sam’s specialty cooking classes at Sheldrake New for Thirsty Owl Wine Company is the addition
Point & Simply Red Bistro where you prepare the meal to their tasting room. The construction features an additional
and then you get to enjoy your creation paired with tasting bar overlooking their Cabernet Sauvignon, Pinot Noir,
Sheldrake’s fine wines, her next class is June 24. Syrah, and Malbec vineyard. The addition also has a small private tasting
Cayuga Ridge Estate Winery is introducing their new Copper Oven room with a balcony on the second floor to take in those breathtaking
that can bake a pizza in 90 seconds. Mary Jane Challen Kircher, co- views of Cayuga Lake for miles looking East, North and South.
owner and chef will rotate the menu of pizzas culling fresh produce from Construction plans are anticipated to be completed by May 1.
her own garden and other local farms. Each day will feature two pizza Awards come naturally for the wineries along the Cayuga Wine Trail.
selections showcasing homegrown veggies, artisan cheeses and optional At the Golden Nose Award Competition organized by the New York
meat toppings. “My goal is to provide guests with straightforward, Wine & Culinary Center, Thirsty Owl Wine Co. took the highest award
local ingredients, combined in an exciting new way, in a friendly and Best of Class for their 2008 Riesling. This Riesling is characteristic Well
scenic atmosphere,” says Kircher, who owns The Copper Oven with her balanced with flavors of citrus & grapefruit and a mouthwatering finish.
husband, Seth. For Kircher, who is known around the farm and winery Knapp Winery and Vineyard Restaurant was the first to win two Double
Gold medals at the recent Finger Lakes International Wine Competition,
a rarity. The award winning wines were their 2008 Vidal Blanc and their
2008 Estate Block 4 Vidal Ice Wine. I’ve had the pleasure of tasting both
these wines and the fruity finishes are spectacular as if you plucked the
grapes straight from the vine.
The wineries are open for Mother’s Day on May 9. At Sheldrake
Point Vineyard & Simply Red Lakeside Bistro, enjoy a Mother’s Day
Brunch with Chef Sam’s cuisine, Sheldrake Point wines and glorious
views! Sunday, 11am - 3pm. Knapp Vineyard Restaurant celebrates
with a special buffet that includes carved top round of beef or pork,
French Toast with wild berry cream cheese filling, Eggs Benedict, pastas,
seasonal vegetables topped with fresh fruit. Each woman receives a
complimentary glass of champagne along with a special chocolate
creation from our chef’s table. Buffet hours-10:30am to 3:30pm. At
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LIMP LIZARD ROADSIDE CANTINA
by: Alisha Tondro
With a slogan like “good grub, cold beer, good

times,” The Limp Lizard Roadside Cantina is worth the
drive to North Syracuse. Located at 224 N. Main St.,
Limp Lizard is a great venue to stop by. But be careful
you don’t look the wrong way, because you just might
miss it.
There are strings of white lights hanging over the
red umbrella topped picnic tables on the patio at the
front of the restaurant. Inside are four golden tables
with green trim. Set up at these tables are simple
wooden kitchen chairs, for a total seating for 14
people. The outer walls have a long bar with six tall
backed bar stools.
More of the inner décor includes a small set of
antlers, a large animal skin on the wall, and several
old fashioned license plates tacked to the wall around
the ordering counter.
The cantina is located in a small building that
looks like an old drive up diner. With this setting the
Cantina is best described as a local watering hole with
the feel of a roadhouse. However, the Cantina is so
much more.
The cantina is an expansion of the Limp Lizard
Bar and Grill run by Chuck and Robin Orlando. The
grill opened about five and a half years ago. The
Cantina, which is run by Chuck’s cousin Frank Yaizzo,
opened in December.
“We’re doing
pretty well for an
expansion in just
that short of time,”
explains Yaizzo.
Mother’s Day Specials When asked about

the restaurant, Yaizzo
Sunday, May 9th Serving 2pm - 8pm explains, “We’re not
a restaurant, but a
Chicken Supreme $14.95 Delmonico Sizzler $17.99
lemon peppered boneless
barbeque joint. Putting
delmonico steak served on a
chicken breast topped with sizzler platter with sautéed
it this way let’s us
diced tomatoes, mushrooms, portabella mushrooms, served get away with a lot
Enter to
and cheddar cheese served with choice of side along with of stuff we couldn’t
over a bed of rice topped with soup and salad bar otherwise.”
hollandaise sauce served with
WIN
“We love to do
a side of broccoli Haddock Provo $14.95 what we do,” Yaizzo
broiled haddock topped with states. “And we just
Seafood & Seaweed $15.95 spinach, roasted red
shrimp and scallops sautéed love to have fun.”
peppers, kalamata olives,
in olive oil and garlic, served and provolone cheese
The Cantina,
over Italian greens, and as well as the Grill,
topped with romano cheese Lobster Tail Market are all run and
owned by family.
6 Chiefs baseball tickets Scallops Carbonara $16.95
scallops and bacon tossed
From Chuck’s mom
in a light alfredo sauce with
working a register
Send in your name, address & phone number to: fettuccini pasta and taking orders,
to his cousin, David,
Table Hopping every wednesday
Huge crab
in the kitchen and
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legs
1129 N. State Street Yaizzo’s girlfriend, as
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barbeque favorites. Limp Lizard has specialty sauces for everything. They
even bottle four of their sauces for sale to the public.
The Cantina was just issued its liquor license, so they now serve
natiOn beer and wine. They have eight beers on tap, featuring Syracuse’s own
Middle Ages beer as their specialty.
From an “almost world famous” Philly cheese steak at $8.49 to the
homemade chili and jalapeño corn bread, there is a taste for everyone.
SmOke ShOp The Cantina also sells Tex-Mex as well as ribs, and even jambalaya.
The Cantina also features “family take away dinners.” These dinners
feed up to four people. The most extensive meal consists of one half
chicken, one full rack of ribs, two pulled pork sandwiches, and two
sides and cornbread all for $37.97.
And with frequent diner cards, patrons come back as often as they
beSt can.
The Cantina serves a lot of bikers, which is why they have derived
priceS their logo from the well-known Harley Davidson logo. However, the
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office parties, luncheons and dinners to anniversaries and weddings,
“make it better with mouth watering Limp Lizard BBQ!”
Last year the grill catered over 500 parties. This year, the Cantina
some
is joining that number, havingrestrictions
already booked apply. Expires
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summer.
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she shouldn’t have chocolate or coffee. Now those of you that know
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was the baby and not me that was coming between my wife and
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thought I noticed a small tic at the corner of her mouth. This was
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contractions? This line of discourse did not go well with the instructor.
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cries for the first time, but most of the stuff before that I would hit the
fast forward switch.
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½ cup shelled edamame (may use frozen)
This is supposed to be a medical column not just my ranting board 1 tablespoon almond butter
so let me give you two clear cut medical reasons to not have the man in 2 teaspoons rice vinegar
the delivery room. This increases the risk of infection to the baby. More 1 medium clove garlic, crushed then minced
people in the room equals more chance of transmission of infection. Sea salt
Simple math. We need now more than ever to protect the baby. Also, 1 scallion, white and light-green parts,
and we all know it happens, if the husband gets faint or gets ill that will
distract the medical team from their primary focus and that’s not a good cut into thin slices
thing. So, besides the fact that as a loving partner I can’t bear to see ½ medium red or yellow bell pepper, cut
my wife in any kind of pain from a tooth extraction to delivery, there lengthwise into thin slices
are more straightforward scientific reasons as outlined above, but also 1 tablespoon almonds, toasted, then coarsely chopped
psychological reasons as I will now outline.
Please bear with me as I try and phrase this right. It’s about Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil over medium-high
feeling inadequate. Imagine your own quiet little hunting preserve. heat. Add the soba noodles and cook according to package di-
Now imagine that same preserve with a four lane super highway going rections, about 6 minutes. Transfer the cooked noodles to an
through it. Can any man not feel inadequate when he sees careening individual-serving bowl, reserving the cooking water in the pot;
down from out of this most sacred place the head and body of your return water left in pot to a boil. Add the edamame and cook
offspring...far dwarfing anything previously transiting thereabouts. until tender (about 5 minutes. Drain and add to the noodles. To
Sorry, but it’s a romantic buzz kill! How am I supposed to make any make the dressing just combine the almond butter, rice vinegar,
impression on my wife after that bowling ball sized love child has been garlic and crushed red pepper flakes in a small bowl. Add the
through? Will it ever be the same? Is it just me with these thoughts?
hot water as needed to reach the desired consistency, stirring to
So psychologically, on two different counts, it’s a bit of a downer
watching the birthing process. So ladies, if you really love your mate mix well. (I used a few spoonfuls of hot water from the pot to
you will let them park the car and pick up flowers whilst you get your get it to the right consistency) Add salt to taste.Mix the dress-
birthing process on. We love you the way we imagine you. Why do you ing with the noodles and edamame, along with the scallion, bell
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