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    Stags and Hens

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    Bernadette describes an encounter with a very short man at a party who persistently tried to flirt with her and ask her for drinks, despite her making it clear she wasn't interested and that she was a lesbian. Though only about four feet tall, the man was unwaveringly confident and said his small stature was "no problem" and that he "liked a challenge". Bernadette resorted to jokingly comparing him to one of the seven dwarfs to get him to leave her alone.

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    Bernadette describes an encounter with a very short man at a party who persistently tried to flirt with her and ask her for drinks, despite her making it clear she wasn't interested and that she was a lesbian. Though only about four feet tall, the man was unwaveringly confident and said his small stature was "no problem" and that he "liked a challenge". Bernadette resorted to jokingly comparing him to one of the seven dwarfs to get him to leave her alone.

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    Bernadette describes an encounter with a very short man at a party who persistently tried to flirt with her and ask her for drinks, despite her making it clear she wasn't interested and that she was a lesbian. Though only about four feet tall, the man was unwaveringly confident and said his small stature was "no problem" and that he "liked a challenge". Bernadette resorted to jokingly comparing him to one of the seven dwarfs to get him to leave her alone.

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    Bernadette describes an encounter with a very short man at a party who persistently tried to flirt with her and ask her for drinks, despite her making it clear she wasn't interested and that she was a lesbian. Though only about four feet tall, the man was unwaveringly confident and said his small stature was "no problem" and that he "liked a challenge". Bernadette resorted to jokingly comparing him to one of the seven dwarfs to get him to leave her alone.

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    Stags and Hens-Bernadette

    OghGod! Did y see the state of him. An he was serious. He tried


    to get off with me! He was all of four foot nothin.Are you stayin
    up? he says to me. All three foot six of him starin up at me. I said I
    dont know about stayin up, dont y think y better sit down before
    y get trodden on. He just ignored everythin. He wouldnt take no
    for an answer. I said to him, Look son, Ill let y into a secret, its no
    use tryin it on with me, Im a lesbian.
    It did no good. Thats all right, he said, I like a challenge. By
    this time Im dancing away again, hopin no-oned see me with him.
    And honest to God, hes so small he kept getting lost. Im just walkin
    away when he appears again. Goin for a drink are we? he says, I
    said to him, Ey youd better run along, Snow Whitell be lookin for
    you. Ey, he didnt get it though. Oh Im sorry, I said, but I thought
    you were one of the Seven Dwarfs. He started laughin then, yknow,
    makin out hes got a sense of humour. Oh yeh, he says, Im Dozy,
    I said Youre not friggin kiddin
    (Carol and Bernadette laugh.)
    Im walkin away an hes shoutin after me Ey Ill see y in the bar.
    Ill be in the bar. I said Yeh, an thats the best place for you, along
    with every other pint that thinks its a quart!

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