Dork Diaries 12 - Sneak Peek #3
Dork Diaries 12 - Sneak Peek #3
Dork Diaries 12 - Sneak Peek #3
AT HOME
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Unfortunately, there is no known CURE. . . .
BUTTERFLIES
IN STOMACH
MY CRUSH-ITIS DIAGNOSIS
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DAISY, YOU CAN'T BE HUNGRY!
I JUST FED YOU!
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BARKK!
BA R
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BAD DOG,
DAISY!
BAD DOG!!
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I just could NOT understand how something so small,
cute, and cuddly could completely TRASH our home
in less than three minutes.
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HEY, NIKKI! WHATS UP?
BRANDON?!
BARK!
BARK!
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OMG! I was SO embarrassed.
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Daisy happily wagged her tail and stared at Brandon
like he was a human-sized doggie snack. He scooped
her up and laughed. . . .
BA RK!!
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Thats when I told him about all the mischief that
Daisy had gotten into.
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Thats when I started to wonder if Brianna
had been gossiping about me to Brandon behind
my back.
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YUM!
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ME, SWALLOWING TOILET WATER!
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I didnt tell Brandon about the garbage or the
toilet water because then hed think I needed doggie
obedience training ALONG with Daisy !
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Actually, Im looking forward to hanging out with
YOU. Not your DOG! He blushed. . . .
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YES! Brandon actually said those words to me!
SQUEEEEEE !
At that very moment, CRUSH-ITIS hit me!
B O I N K
TON
OF
BRICKS
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Um, same here, Brandon, I giggled nervously.
Were going to have a blast! And by we, I mean
YOU and I. Not my DOG.
WHY?
Because I was VERY sure Brandon would CANCEL the
dog training sessions and REFUSE to hang out with me
if I started PUKING butterflies on the sidewalk!
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Since Brandon had agreed to help me with Daisy,
I volunteered to help him with his Fuzzy Friends
website project.
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OMG! If my MOM came home from work and saw
the HUGE MESS Daisy made, shed have a complete
MELTDOWN.
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I cant wait to tell my BFFs, Chloe and Zoey, the
very exciting news that Brandon and I will be hanging
out together training Daisy AND working on his
Fuzzy Friends project.
BRANDON ROBERTS
ENLARGED,
LOVESICK
HEART
BUTTERFLIES
IN STOMACH
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Nikki, you have more ISSUES than a two-year
subscription to Seventeen magazine! Chloe teased.
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HI, JOSH! HI, KEISHA. I THINK THAT
KETCHUP GOES ON YOUR
HOT DOG, NOT ON MY SHIRT!
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But the BAD NEWS is that even the mildest
crush can potentially evolve into a CRUSH-ITIS
CRISIS! And when that happens, you could possibly
LOSE. YOUR. MIND!! . . .
AAAAAAAAHHHH!!
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The SCARIEST part for me is that if my crush-itis
gets worse, I could end up missing school!
AND
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But the most important thing I need to remember
is that the excitement of most crushes simply
fizzles out over time when you start to mature
and/or finally realize your KNIGHT in shining
ARMOR is really a LOSER in ALUMINUM FOIL!
TICKLES!
We finally finished our lunch, and then my
BFFs did the SWEETEST thing. They treated
me to an extra-large HOT FUDGE BROWNIE
SUNDAE from the snack bar!
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And when I asked why they were being so kind to me,
Zoey broke into giggles and exclaimed . . .
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FRIDAY, MAY 232:30 P.M.
AT MY LOCKER
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Trevor Chase, the world-famous producer, has asked
me to put together a thirty-minute show that
includes our original song Dorks Rule!
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ME, FREAKING OUT ABOUT
THE TV CAMERAS EVERYWHERE !
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I ALSO applied for a scholarship to study abroad in
PARIS, FRANCE, this summer !
BONJOUR!
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I know! To be honest, NEITHER can I !
HIGH SCHOOL !!
YES!! Ill actually be a FRESHMAN!
High school kids are so COOL. And very MATURE.
And really SOPHISTICATED! The BEST thing
is that theyre old enough to get a DRIVERS
LICENSE!
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I bet well be so different then that well BARELY
recognize ourselves in the mirror! Or in a really
CUTE hot pink sporty convertible! . . .
SQUEEEEE!!
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Did I mention that MacKenzie transferred from
North Hampton Hills BACK to Westchester Country
Day on Tuesday?!
SOCIOPATH!!
Calling MacKenzie a MEAN GIRL is an understatement.
Shes PURE EVIL in hair extensions and sparkly nail
polish.
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When life gives MacKenzie LEMONS , she
MALICIOUSLY squirts the juice in other
peoples EYES! . . .
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phony allegation of cyberbullying. It was very possible
that she was stirring up MORE drama.
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selfie-addicted drama queen named Tiffany.
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Id LOVE to tell you all the dirty details, but
THAT is another DIARY.
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I think she said it was Angie.
I think.
BRUTAL !!
But, luckily, my CRUSH and BFFs are very
understanding and SUPERsupportive!
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