Sophia
Sophia
Sophia
simona semeni
sophia
or while i almost ask for more or a parable of the ruler and the wisdom
(draft translation)
sophia
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vladimir
mighty?
are you sucking up to me again, you louse?
bogomir
sucking up?
milord, by no means
I was merely ascertaining
vladimir
mighty
that sounds good
vladimir the mighty
gathering
the clouds
the air trembles
the air trembles as if the sky were on fire
bogomir
my, how stuffy its today
vladimir
a storm is coming
so?
you were saying?
bogomir
Ive just come from the country, milord
the news is good
vladimir
what?
bogomir
things are going well for us
vladimir
going well - what?
bogomir
my messengers all report the same, from all parts of the country
disquiet
dissatisfaction
disagreement
vladimir
disquiet?
dissatisfaction?
bogomir
disagreement
right
vladimir
so you believe the time has come, minister?
and then
bogomir
right
I believe the time has come
the people are dissatisfied enough
our time has come
vladimir
well done, minister
you deserve a reward
and so do your messengers
bogomir
thank you, milord
your praise is enough of a reward for my hard work
and above all
just to make it clear
above all, a better future is a reward enough
I won't deny I have been working hard
the path to raising the people's awareness has been long
but here we are now
and I am content that this time has come
and my effort has been rewarded
the people are dissatisfied to the point of madness
and its getting worse
milord
if you know what I mean
and then
vladimir
I know, bogomir
you truly are a louse
bogomir
don't, milord
dignity!
and then
lightning
thunder
raindrops
and its pouring
vladimir
I have to say I doubted you could make it in such a short time
bogomir
an excellent figure of speech, truly
my noble lord
however
if I might suggest
at daggers drawn is not exactly
how to put it
appropriate
yes, that's how Id put it
not exactly an appropriate word
its about awareness, milord
awareness of the crowd, which is not in a
how to put it
not in a position
yes, not in a position
to see the big picture
bogomir
if you know what I mean
vladimir
did you check?
are you certain?
did you also do your hocus-pocus?
bogomir
milord!
you cannot dismiss spirituality in this manner
I did
the oracle blesses this undertaking
and pouring
vladimir
hm
hm
so, the time has come to deal with the barbarians in the east
bogomir
exactly, milord
we will finally be able to sweep them out along with their
how to put it
negative impact on our land
and then, nothing will stand in the way of the progress
if you know what I mean
vladimir
oh you louse
of course I know
to stem this disquiet
bogomir
dissatisfaction
disagreement
exactly
vladimir
to stem the tide of this putridity from within
wow, how well Ive put it
vladimir
to stem the tide of this putridity from within
your spiritual hocus-pocus says to strike the barbarians with all our forces
bogomir
exactly
the people are dissatisfied, because they dont know who the culprit is
but now
vladimir
so, with all the forces against the barbarians?
lightning
thunder
and water
bogomir
that's right
for they are
scum and villains and evildoers and heretics
and
and
they are evil itself
and the world must recognize that
vladimir
and if it doesnt, we are obliged to help
as you would put it, dear minister
bogomir
yes, well, I didnt mean to put it quite like that
there is no need
I mean
I mean to say
in some cases
I would say
words are redundant
among people
I mean
such as me and you
I mean
if you know what I mean
on a stone bench
in the royal city
sit two
many years ago and far away
sit two people
they sit on a stone bench along the royal river
vladimir
oh, you louse you
you ingenious louse
how I like you
bogomir
milord, do not go there
please, maintain your dignity in words as well
vladimir
you actually are a true louse
yeah, well, thats why I like you
dignity in words
sounds nice
cultivated
bogomir
hm
only, milord and ruler, one has to proceed wisely
intelligently
I mean ...
vladimir
I know what you mean
don't worry
bogomir
no, no, one really must proceed wisely
thoroughly reflect upon one's every move
also reflect upon who to reflect upon it with
if you know what I mean
vladimir
tiny little louse, really
of course I know
dont be afraid of branimir, I will handle him
bogomir
I didn't mean
milord
vladimir
of course you didn't
branimir is precious, loyal
and has a sense of diplomacy
however, its true that hes
how to put it
not stern enough
stern
bogomir
right, right
vladimir
and hes not tenacious enough
tenacious
bogomir
yes, he doubts far too much
vladimir
and hes not steely enough
man of steel
bogomir
and doesnt think with his heart
vladimir
yes
he doesnt think with his heart
nicely put
bogomir
as if he were, how to put it
some extension of the old forces
how to put it
he sympathizes
in a way
you know
well
with ungodliness
and, how to put it
if you know what I mean
vladimir
don't worry
leave him to me
you have more important things to do now
first we have to fix this war
bogomir
with all our forces
when the nation and language of one's own is to defend its honor and justice
vladimir
exactly
and above all wisely
vladimir looks at me
the rain is falling
no, no, no
he doesnt look at me
two people are fucking on a stone bench along the royal river
he glances at me
the river is surging
vladimir glances at me
vladimir
the world must realize they are evildoers
and branimir will be of great help to us in that
dont forget that, bogomir
bogomir
milord
your highness
by no means
and then
while the rain is falling and the river is surging
many many years ago
far far away
in the royal hall
in scarlet and gold
enters branimir
a loyal minister and secular advisor, almost a heretic
branimir
my lord and my ruler
I'm at your disposal
minister sir
bogomir
minister sir
vladimir
branimir
here you are
greetings
are you also bringing some news?
branimir
my lord and my ruler
I'm bringing news, yes
not good
unfortunately
I think there's a great danger
bogomir
danger?
vladimir looks at me
branimir
yes
there is talk of rebellion
vladimir
rebellion?
what kind of rebellion?
branimir
the dissatisfaction is increasing
people are, so to speak, on the brink of madness
vladimir
so I hear, so I hear
what do you suggest, minister?
branimir
maybe, my lord, maybe you could do something nonetheless
yield on one end
if you yielded only on one end of the matter, sir
vladimir
what do you mean yielded
bogomir
really, what do you mean yielded
branimir
you know sir
yield on one end
I don't know how exactly just now
but yield, and then we break the news
you know, to every village, every settlement, every house
then we throw a ceremony
games
we pour
for instance
wine
sir
you know
you abolish one single trifle
and calm the people with a ceremony
my analysis shows
vladimir
analysis?
branimir
there
the analysis shows three critical points
regressive fiscal policy
arbitrariness of the repressive apparatus
and
hm
privatisation of natural resources
and then
then it stops pouring
vladimir
uh-huh
and what's your advice, minister?
branimir
if the two of us begin
if we begin
branimir
so, if we begin with the fiscal policy
bogomir
taxes
branimir
taxes
so, if we begin with that
I'd suggest we yield a little
the people are very poor, hungry even
you know
and then they feel discontent
if we fed them a little
is what I'm saying
feed them, throw a ceremony
send messengers across the country to report on on
on your generosity, sir
if you yielded a little here, for instance, then
you know
then we can press them on some other end
vladimir
where exactly should I yield, minister?
the court must live on something
I cannot yield anywhere
you want the messengers to go hungry?
the catchpoles?
you, the ministers?
bogomir
milord, I completely agree with you
should we leave the royal palaces to rot?
should we cease to give gifts to the aristocratic families?
what about tradition, what about culture?
the people are hungry
hungry, hungry
who isn't hungry
everybody hungers for something, its human, its natural
vladimir
so what do you suggest, branimir?
branimir
couldn't you at least ...
my lord, we have already discussed this
and you were prepared to think about it
bogomir
don't say it!
vladimir:
spiritual hocus-pocus?
bogomir
a girl
a tiny little girl
with an apple in her hand
in her mouth
in her hand
is walking
in the sun
jumping over puddles in the royal city
the puddles are drying
branimir
if you at least cut the cattle contributions
contemporary practices of our northern neighbors...
bogomir
I asked you nicely not to say it
I shall not discuss this any more
not with anyone, ever
minister sir
can you possibly imagine
can you possibly imagine the poverty if we failed to sacrifice cattle to the gods?
branimir
contemporary practices...
sucking
and then frowns and spits the breast out
blood pours from its mouth
the young woman is crying
wipes the blood from her breast
wipes the blood from the baby's chin
vladimir
shut up already
sacrifice is part of our...
is part of our...
bogomir
identity
there
vladimir
there
sacrificing cattle to the gods is part of our identity
the young woman takes hold of her breast and stuffs it into the newborn baby's mouth again
the young woman in a little house near the magnificent royal palace
with a royal hall
in scarlet and gold
I cannot finish the sentence for you
branimir
but you said, sir, that you were willing to think about it
bogomir
minister, you are an ungodly man!
and totally without principles
your mentality can only bring us to decay
do fundamental
how to put it
fundamental values
yes, that's it
do fundamental values mean nothing to you?
vladimir
first, branimir
let us not stop where there is no path
vladimir
I put it nicely again
bogomir
a picturesque figure of speech, truly
branimir
the repressive apparatus
bogomir
the catchpoles
branimir
the catchpoles
vladimir
continue
branimir
you don't want to hear
I don't mind
when he looks at me
when he looks at me and says
vladimir
go on
branimir
privatisation of natural resources
bogomir
I'm not convinced that I know what you mean
vladimir
translate, minister
branimir
ehem
hm
a survey shows that the contemporary practices of our neighborneighbors
our northern neighborneighbors
have already changed
for instance, the rulers no longer claim the right of the first night
and all the other
nights
maybe, sir, in order to calm them
maybe you could abolish this, at least
bogomir
ius primae noctis is a god-given right
branimir
our northern neighbors have arranged this in a more contemporary manner
if I might add
its more a change of form
bogomir
minister sir
form also matters
ius primae noctis is a ritual which anchors
how to put it
anchors, yes
which anchors the matrix of our community
my competence cannot, must not and will not concede to this
I'm sorry, your highness, for this eruption
but we have been through this and I don't see why we should go through it again
anchors
boom
how to put it
boom boom
anchors
boom
yes
boom
which anchors the matrix
boom boom
of our community
boom boom boom
my competence cannot
boom
must not
boom boom
and will not concede to this
boom boom boom
vladimir
its true
I'm the fornicator maximus
I should think I deserve a fresh body
now and then
bogomir
milord
its not that
its about...
vladimir
identity
bogomir
right!
I'm sorry, minister sir
this must stop
this is going nowhere
and you criticize the catchpoles?
if it were true, what you're saying, the nation would not have been this unruly
uncultivated
unscrupulous
the catchpoles are too scarce
and the taxes are too scarce
and and
even the first nights are too scarce
boom
vladimir
I completely agree
the first nights are definitely too scarce
does this nation even marry anymore?
the last time I was brought a bride was
was
I don't even remember
bogomir
right, milord
yes
this is what we should be thinking about
why people aren't marrying
instead of making useless analyses
and surveys of the contemporary practices of the ungodly northerners
branimir
but a rebellion is being mentioned
we must act
vladimir
bogomir
the culprit
look at him, you see him, you see bogomir, the spiritual advisor and minister
look at him
you see him smirking again
can you imagine what he might want to eventually potentially possibly say now
can you imagine he might now want to say something like
we landed in a tub of butter, noble ruler
we are riding high, your royal highness
we've hit the nail on the head, mighty master
the stars are on our side, your majesty
he smirks in vladimir's direction
look at him looking upwards somewhere
as if vladimir were on the ceiling
I look upwards, too, to see what hes looking at
and then you look upwards, as well
and yet, there is nothing on the ceiling
only scarlet and gold
and yet he smirks upwards
vladimir
we must find the enemy
bogomir
the enemy
branimir
uh-huh
so you see the solution in liberal diplomacy
vladimir
my dear ministers
my left and my right hand
is there a need for another word?
palm to palm
saintly
heel to heel
sturdily
they nod at each other
palm to palm
saintly
heel to heel
sturdily
cultivatedly
civilised
vladimir
fornicator maximus is checking me out
and I am checking him out
the mighty ruler
many many years ago
and yet, not so many
far far away
and yet, not so far
in a magnificent palace
in the midst of a less magnificent royal city
while the girl, the tiny little girl with an apple in her hand
in her mouth
in her hand
jumps across a puddle that is not a puddle anymore
because its drying quickly
really quickly
while the girl jumps across a puddle and sees something on the floor
in the drying mud
bends down
and picks up a knife
while the girl picks up a knife and cleans it
while the girl presses the knife into her fist
and, with an apple in her hand
in her mouth
in her hand
and a knife in her fist
jumps across the mud patches
vladimir puts his hands on my shoulders
puts his hands on my shoulders
looks at me
the mighty ruler
with his hands on my shoulders
in the royal hall
in scarlet
in gold
and then
slowly
slides his hands towards my neck
holding my throat
with both hands
presses my vein with his right thumb
not too hard
my name is
vladimir
minister!
I know you are hiding behind the curtain
vladimir
minister!
more
bogomir
your royal highness, I was just ...
vladimir
shut up already, you louse
bogomir
I beg your pardon, milord
not so
disrespectfully
hes looking at me
I am looking at him
more
vladimir
what was it you wanted, dear sir?
bogomir
the enemy
vladimir
yes
bogomir
the culprit
vladimir
yes
bogomir
we must work fast
I've heard
entirely by accident
certain rumours
vladimir
go on, say it, you louse, the clock is ticking
bogomir
as far as the easterners are concerned, all according to the plan
however
vladimir
minister sir
you are wasting my precious time
time is precious, time is money, time and tide wait for no man, time will consume all things including
itself, man measures time and time measures man, all my possessions for a moment of time, the early
bird catches the worm
do you hear me?
bogomir
your grace
minister branimir allegedly wants to make a deal with the easterners
vladimir
what do you mean?
I don't understand
bogomir
he doesnt want to aggravate, he wants to alleviate
vladimir
why, that would mean...
bogomir
yes, that would mean a loss of our
how to put it?
liberty, milord
vladimir
no, no
we are too close to fortifying our authority now
it must not happen
we must act
in the name of the state
do you have any hard facts?
something I could hold on to?
bogomir
no, no, nothing certain
only rumours, as I told you
vladimir
I'm in a hurry, minister
I must save the state
I'm in a hurry
the heat is getting unbearable
the air is trembling
trembling
and suffocating
the smell of linden tree is sweet, too sweet
the mud is drying quickly, too quickly
its hardening too fast
I must save the state
bogomir
and I am here to help you with this undertaking
milord
if you know what I mean
vladimir
and yet, I need him
I cannot sacrifice him
hes too important for
you know
diplomacy
besides, the people trust him
bogomir
noble lord
I think I can take care of that
if you give me the thumbs up
I'll arrange the necessary for the people to follow you
vladimir
what do you suggest?
bogomir
an immediate attack, milord
vladimir
yes, I agree
but first we must obtain reassurance from the allies
bogomir
there's no time, milord
I'm afraid it will be too late
vladimir
right
the messengers are ready?
bogomir
ready, milord
vladimir
let the news travel to every village, every settlement, every house
let them inform night and day, on all the fronts
you understand?
bogomir
I understand
vladimir
and let them be on their way immediately, top secret
branimir must not find out
you understand?
bogomir
I understand, your highness
vladimir
barbarian troops are gathering on our borders
they have begun hostile activities
we expect an attack any day now
I order the most diligent attention
I order the food be gathered for the army
are you writing?
bogomir
I am
we shall bend to no one, we shall fight for our freedom and prevail, we shall not let the barbarians rob
our nation, force it, rape our wives and daughters, this is the battle for our nation, for our freedom
vladimir
we shall bend to no one
we shall fight for our freedom and prevail
we shall not let the barbarians rob our nation
force it
rape our wives and daughters
this is the battle for our nation, for our freedom
did I put it well?
bogomir
very well, milord
vladimir
you recorded all?
bogomir
I did!
vladimir
send it!
vladimir
this heat is unbearable
it's even impossible to breathe
impossible to breathe
vladimir approaches me
steps in front of me
and looks at me
and then
he keeps looking at me
and ever so slow
and soft
soft as the devil, he's walking around me
looking at me
circling
and then
hes standing behind my back
and just
just smells my hair
my name is
vladimir
minister
branimir
sir, terrible news
vladimir
I've heard, barbarian troops are gathering along the border
branimir
right, sir
I don't understand
it didnt seem...
I don't know what I've overlooked
vladimir
we will have to strike
branimir
what do you mean?
vladimir
would you like me to draw you a picture?
branimir
wait a moment
there's nothing certain yet
there's no violence yet
nobody is threatening anyone
why strike
and then
then minister bogomir crosses the square again
into the palace
up the stairs
into the royal hall
in scarlet
in gold
its hot as in hell
bogomir
the intimidation stops now
its time for freedom
he shoots
he shoots as if he had been repeating these two sentences all along the way
since he left the royal hall to serve the state down the stairs across the square and threw the coin to the
beggar and went on and then came back across the square into the palace up the stairs into the royal
hall
he utters these two sentences like this
like he had been repeating them all along the way
the intimidation stops now
its time for freedom
boom
no, no
minister bogomir doesnt hit the floor
I added that myself
boom
branimir
I'm not contradicting , its true, its true
the intimidation stops now
even though the intimidation is debatable
and its time for freedom
I'm not contradicting
but
the bloodshed
is it truly necessary?
vladimir
by all means
can't you see, branimir, haven't you figured it out yet?
if we don't defeat them, they will defeat us
you wouldn't want your nation, our nation, my nation, you wouldn't want it to submit to
slavery, would you?
bogomir
we have only two options
either we the righteous are triumphant, or else the more violent barbarians
boom boom
branimir
but the barbarians haven't even started attacking
for the time being, the news only says they are gathering at the border
maybe nothing will happen
why strike first?
why be the first to shed blood?
vladimir
they haven't started yet, but they will
sooner or later they will!
what are you going to do then?
when the first innocent victims begin to fall
when our people begin dying
only because we weren't determined enough
what are you going to do then?
branimir
I myself would not aggravate it yet
that's all I'm saying
vladimir
you are not stern enough
bogomir
you think too much
vladimir
you are not tenacious enough
bogomir
you doubt too much
vladimir
you are not steely enough
branimir
all of these?
vladimir
all of these and even more
you don't think with your heart
branimir
with my heart?
boom boom
boom boom
vladimir
this moment is key
the foe will grind us into dust
their army is much better equipped
not to mention how very ruthless
if we don't act now, if we don't act now as we should
then
then we remain in chains forever
branimir
mister bogomir, its your turn
bogomir
meaning?
branimir
at this point, I'd expect you to say: by no means
by no means
bogomir
do you really feel communication of such kind is up to my standards?
by no means
branimir
by no means
vladimir
decorum, sirs, decorum
and focus
we have an important decision to make
important for us and for future generations
if we don't seize this moment, we will miss the history
we must shape the future in line with ourselves
in line with our people
do you understand?
branimir
I do, I do
but still
I still think we should find a more peaceful way
I still think maybe we don't need to shed blood
I think we have to do everything in our power to find common ground
bogomir
of course
beyond dialogue there is death
branimir
and yet?
bogomir
meaning?
branimir
I would expect you to finish the sentence
beyond dialogue there is death and yet?
bogomir
your cynicism is totally inappropriate
I have finished my sentence
vladimir
so you propose a dialogue?
bogomir
with whomever its possible
the persuaded are impossible to persuade
branimir
and yet yet
vladimir
I don't follow you two anymore
now is not time for this
its time for action
its time to do what has to be done
and if weapons are necessary so be it
bogomir
so be it
vladimir
our future, the future of our nation is at stake
bogomir
the future of our nation
branimir
well, at least something good
at least the nation is somewhat appeased
though frightened
but my ruler, whatever you do at this moment, the nation will follow you
vladimir
your words are confusing me
I'm not sure I know what you mean to say
branimir
only that the so-called nation calls for a thorough reflection all the more
bogomir
you don't stop and you won't stop
can you not see there's no other solution?
that we are on our way to being crushed, to being suppressed?
and forever, may I add?
vladimir
and its necessary to think beyond the borders of our conflict
bogomir
exactly
beyond the borders, they await our right decision
they are waiting for us to offer our hand
we can obtain allies in the south as well as the north
mister branimir, you are more aware of this particular situation
what do you say?
branimir
my first guess would be the north
the north is more reliable
and of course they are more interested in rejecting the barbarians
so that we can set our own governor in the east
vladimir
uh-huh
so that's it
have you anyone in particular in mind?
branimir
oh, sir, is there a need for any words?
vladimir
there isn't
we must think about the nation
so?
you think we could manage?
with the northerners?
branimir
my first guess would be yes
I think there shouldn't be any big problems
vladimir
what would it cost?
branimir
my first guess, as I was saying, would be one marriage
bogomir
one marriage?
does this mean we should also accept their gods?
branimir
I'm afraid so
the two usually go hand in hand
vladimir
what does she look like?
bogomir
milord!
branimir
they say she's as beautiful as a shooting star
vladimir
that's what they also said about my seventh wife
but I ended up with a toothless butch with a moustache
you haven't seen her?
branimir
I haven't
bogomir
and how certain are you of this possibility?
branimir
quite certain
vladimir
it has to be verified
quickly
before we start the war
I don't know what you're waiting for
go, go
on your horse!
to the north!
bogomir
but to accept foreign gods?
vladimir
there's no time
just go!
bogomir
milord, I'm worried
vladimir
you don't have to worry about anything, everything is going smoothly, just as it has to
when branimir returns with favourable news, we strike
everything is as it should be
bogomir
no, no, milord
I think first we have to take care of some
how to put it
some business
I'm talking about an internal enemy, milord
vladimir
what internal enemy?
bogomir
I'm talking about the voices that are too loud
the voices that are not going to go silent just like that
and then, my respected, noble ruler
then I'm also talking about providing the nation with a greater satisfaction
if your wise authority is to
how to put it
vladimir
voices that are too loud?
that won't go silent just like that?
what are you talking about?
bogomir
you know what I'm talking about, milord
the instigators
the instigators of the people that need to be silenced
or, of course, if possible, made to cooperate
vladimir
I'm tired
bogomir
I understand, milord
but this has to be settled before minister branimir returns
vladimir
who are they, these instigators?
bogomir
the widow, more precisely, her daughters
too late
I'm the widow
my name is
vladimir
un-huh
they are still in the game?
I thought they would marry, so we'd have peace
and I wouldn't mind the first night
if you know what I mean
my name is
too late
bogomir
milord, be serious
key matters are at stake here
rebellion, instigation and above all
most importantly
disrespect to the institution of power
they are dangerous
vladimir
bring them in, then
I don't know what you were waiting for till now
bogomir
they are already here, milord
my name is
I am a widow
my daughters are hope, faith, and love
my name is
I am an aristocrat
vladimir
oh, you louse
behind my back!
bogomir
we are in a hurry, milord
we are standing on the threshold of history
vladimir
you put it very well
love
no, mother
red is the color of courage and passion
that's something else
in chains, as a threat to our fatherland, they stand before the mighty ruler vladimir
vladimir
greetings, my ladies
do you know why you are here?
vladimir
a tiny bit stubborn, are we?
love
stubborn?
love
stubborn?
you dragged us here like criminals and you ask us if we know why we are here
no, we don't know
and yes, of course we know
because you are a swine
vladimir
lovely girl, don't say that
such words
from this juicy mouth
don't
vladimir
such a lovely little girl
hope
leave her alone, you devil
vladimir
this is going to be fun
love
its curtains for you, its curtains for you
you might not know it yet
but its curtains for you
you and your kind
it's curtains for you
this time has come
vladimir
meaning?
love
meaning we will put an end to your stupidity
meaning the time has come for us to stand together
meaning to say no to you
meaning to say that was enough
meaning to take matters into our own hands
to think our own thoughts
to not let you trick us anymore
to resist
love
with passion!
speaks ecstatically
with passion
and actually means what she says
whatever that means
faith
sir
we've done nothing wrong
why have you brought us here?
I suppose we have some rights
bogomir
you are here because you instigate the people
miss faith, I have information that you were speaking today in the square, to the crowd
faith
love
you should have thrown an apple at someones head
the rabble
so that they would understand
faith
love, please, come on
in this way, you cannot get anywhere
no
no
you cannot fight violence with violence
no and thats it
because then, you know, then there is no end to it
love
love and all that?
faith
yes, of course
don't mock me!
love
I don't mock you anymore
I gave up
vladimir
this is fun, really fun
faith
mister ruler
I'm a peaceful person
I believe in reconciliation and I believe in the peaceful way and I don't agree with any sort of
violent communication at all
but look
instigating the people, those are serious charges
the solution lies in unity, the solution lies in the common ground
and if I say that, I am instigating?
bogomir
miss
we live in a difficult, groundbreaking moment
try to understand those things are important
its about freedom
love
how much?
bogomir
excuse me?
love
what is the price of our freedom?
how many gold coins do you want in order to let us go?
we are talking about the same freedom, arent we?
faith
love, shut up
shut up
no sir, I cannot understand
no matter how hard I try, I cant
hope
sir, you put us in chains
you sent fifteen catchpoles for us three
bogomir
because you are headstrong
and unpredictable
hope
me?
oh, no sir
the king is not in my plans
love
because hes not important enough
faith
shut up
hope
I'm a teacher
I teach writing and reading and arithmetic
that's my crowd
bogomir
you are instigating!
I listened to you
don't lie to my face
you are under interrogation before the ruler
at least show some respect
hope
with all due respect
minister sir
mister ruler
I did speak
I speak every day
and I spoke today
that you produce hatred instead of bread
that you feed us with hatred instead of
faith
love!
love
love?
hope
no, knowledge!
faith
yeah, well
hope
I spoke and people listened
minister sir
and mister ruler
with all due respect
but then
then one of your catchpoles came and dragged me away
madam, he said, go away while you are still in one piece
go away so the rabble will not hurt you
and before I could say anything, the troop of catchpoles drove away the crowd with whips
adults and children
as if
as if
love
red is the color of wrath, anger and hatred
bogomir
so you're not denying it?
bogomir
so you're not repenting?
bogomir
so you admit it?
love
admit what?
vladimir
that you are threatening the security of our state
hope
of the state, excuse me
could you explain the meaning of the state
state as in you and your two ministers?
pardon me
you, your two ministers, the catchpoles and the messengers
explain the state
bogomir
milord, don't try to communicate with them
its below your dignity
these are wrongdoers
ungodly creatures
traitors
love
so many compliments, by jove
thank you, minister sir
that was the nicest thing I've heard in a while
anything else out of your mouth would be an insult
no, no
shut up!
hope
what do you want from us?
love
first to bed, then to the cross
shut up!
faith
shut up!
vladimir
lovely lady, that suggestion is not bad at all
at least the first part
I have to say I'm very tempted
to claim the opposite would be a lie
bogomir
you are here to explain why you're instigating the people
only an interrogation, at first
love
and then?
vladimir
it all depends on how well we get along
I truly hope we will get along well
we are, after all, civilised people, aren't we?
faith
I really don't get it
the three of us are a security threat?
bogomir
of course
you take matters into your own hands, bypassing us, bypassing the ruler, bypassing the state
hope
I apologize
but you still havent explained the notion of state
because I, too, excuse me, but I don't understand this
bogomir
milord, how shall we continue?
vladimir
are you prepared to cooperate?
love
does this mean I need to suck you up?
bogomir
such vulgarity!
such a lack of basic female decency
disgusting
truly disgusting
milord, I don't know if its worth proceeding any further
vladimir
are you offering it?
love
I was just asking
vladimir
you will suck it up this way or another
now I just want to know whether you will cooperate or not
hope
cooperation means what?
vladimir
I hear people listen to you
hope
not enough
hope
cooperation means what?
vladimir
to explain to the people some false truths that have been circulating in this past period
hope
explain what in particular?
bogomir
that we collect more taxes
hope
sir, people are starving to death, literally
you know, they drive them in carts past our house, the dead bodies
more every day
while you, excuse me, but you only want more
you want more taxes to pay for more catchpoles to collect more taxes
to do what, sir?
build another palace?
win another war?
vladimir
miss, I bow to your enthusiasm
your selflessness
but there are things that unfortunately
unfortunately
your pretty head cannot understand
love
this
no!
love
this
I said no!
faith
shut up!
love
this has passed just about every limit
you swine
what language are you speaking?
what are you saying?
that we should go
you stinking bastard
that we should go to the people and tell them the opposite of what we have been telling them
up till now?
tell them to lay down beside you, because its their duty?
to pay taxes and drop dead in silence we should tell them that all your wars are absolutely
necessary
love
do what you want, it will not happen
not ever!
bogomir
milord
this is taking too long, we have no time
they will not say yes
vladimir
then, the standard procedure
maybe they will change their minds
little doves
no!
no!
bogomir
to the brothel with them?
vladimir
yes, to teach them something useful
I say nothing
he says nothing
even minister bogomir says nothing
even faith
even hope
even love
faith, hope and love are in no position to say anything
faith, hope and love are in a brothel
men are sweating on top of them, taking turns
in line with the rules of behaviour
dignity
and order
first bogomir sweats
and sweats
for as long as he can
sweats, because it has to be done
sweats, because its the right thing to do
sweats, because there must be order
and then
then his catchpoles sweat
one
two
three
four
five
and then love, hope and faith stop counting
and then even I stop counting
like Ive stopped counting the birth pangs
I counted the first
and then the second
and then maybe ten more
but then, then you simply stop counting and wait until it passes
the catchpoles are sweating
sweating on top of faith
sweating on top of hope
sweating on top of love
and sweating
and sweating
the darkness has swallowed the royal city
only a single light, only a single candle
flickers
flickers
flickers
and then goes out
branimir
my lord
news, news
vladimir
good it seems
branimir
very good
the northerners are going to support our
ehm
struggle for
vladimir
freedom, truth, justice
branimir
right
vladimir
and the cost?
branimir
nothing
except this wedding
not too great an expense
vladimir
how much?
branimir
a few thousand gold coins, four, to be exact
vladimir
have you seen her this time?
branimir
my lord, I have
and I have to say...
vladimir
yes?
branimir
as pretty as a star, truly
make a wish
vladimir
bogomir?
branimir
yes, that
Im afraid their practices are, as I said, more contemporary
vladimir
ah, leave it be, minister
nothing but hocus-pocus
it doesnt matter
what matters is that shes pretty
branimir
well, sir
that I can guarantee with my life
vladimir
go now, prepare what is needed
I shall handle bogomir
branimir goes
backs away
bowing
with a smile on his face
reaching from the left ear to the right one, the smile
there will be a ceremony!
far far away
many many years ago
into the royal halls of the mighty ruler vladimir
enters minister bogomir
almost bumping into branimirs behind, almost
bogomirs genitals almost bump into branimirs behind
this doesnt happen, however, because branimir is quick enough to turn around and greet him
sturdily
cultivatedly
and leaves the hall
bogomir
my king and ruler
you wished?
vladimir
the news is good
the ceremony will already take place tomorrow
we can strike now
bogomir
the ceremony?
vladimir
yes, branimir is already taking care of it
the attack should take place immediately, so people can see this is real
its of key importance now
bogomir
yes, milord
I shall fix all the necessary matters
I only want to know what this ceremony is all about
if you care to explain
I meant
I am sorry
but it seems this should fall under my jurisdiction
I mean
you know
I can see why minister branimir is taking care of it
if you know what I mean here
vladimir
dear minister
why?
because you are irreplaceable in some other matters
if you know what I mean here
bogomir shines
shines like a star
bogomir
yes, of course
of course
how could I be so
vladimir
stupid?
bogomir
I was going to say meticulous
of course
but still
the gods?
vladimir
we have had a long and heated discussion about that
but finally they gave up
we accept their gods and in retribution, we pay them a minimal fee
bogomir
uh-huh
so thats it
I didnt expect that
vladimir
only four thousand gold coins
bogomir
vladimir
minister sir
in the name of greater cause
vladimir
just between us
and I ask you to keep it between us
the state treasury is to pay five thousand gold coins for the northerners
five thousand
between you and me, minister bogomir
if you know what I mean here
bogomir
uh-huh
and you say the northerners only get four thousand?
vladimir
right, bogomir
the treasury pays five, the northerners get four
between you and me, just to be clear
bogomir
my master
and the northerners will be our allies?
so we must sacrifice
sacrifice in the name of greater cause
vladimir
freedom, justice, truth
minister sir
bogomir
right, of course
only four thousand, you say?
well, I have to say, respect
respect
this is in fact one of the better deals
respect, really
vladimir
so we have a deal
bogomir
consider the first barbarian dead by our soldiers weapons
vladimir
its settled, then
bogomir
milord
another detail
vladimir
well, what is it, you insect?
bogomir
out internal enemy
if you know what I mean here
vladimir
have they softened yet?
bogomir
they are very very soft, milord
I have to say that
vladimir
uh-huh
what do you suggest?
bogomir
I feel, milord, we must be wise
the situation is still hazardous
the sluts are
soft, I must say, but dangerous nonetheless
still
although we could
well, you know
we could turn the matter to our advantage
no
vladimir
oh, you louse
you have no problem with diplomacy
bring them in
then
then he approaches me again
the fornicator maximus
sir, I say, sir, if you please, I say to him
I dont think he hears me
hes just looking at me
looking at my lips
looking at my neck
looking at my hands
looking at my breast
looking at my belly
looking at my thighs
sir, if you please
then he looks into my eyes
doesnt hear me
bogomir
there
the sluts are here
my lord and my ruler
vladimir
greetings, young girls
vladimir
I hear you did well
love
we have, thank you, milord
unfortunately we had no pleasure of your company
vladimir
you didnt ask
love
oh, our lord and master
you didnt say
next time...
vladimir
respected young girls
one has to earn my company
but you have not tried hard enough
I'd love to plough your field
oh, how nicely I've put it
bogomir
a picturesque metaphor, truly
but now its too late
their field has been ploughed over and over
and he is laughing
laughing at his wittiness
minister bogomir feels a sense of humour to be essential
minister bogomir is proud when he has a sense of humour
therefore he is laughing
hope
what are you going to do with us now?
bogomir
again, it depends on you
if you are willing to cooperate...
hope
with the state?
bogomir
right, with the state
hope
first explain state
hope
you will have to explain state
is it the thing that was screwing me all night long?
love
that thing was a pretty poor part of the state
hits her
and love laughs
laughs in tears and cries in laughter
and then
love
if that was the state, we are severely fucked
hits her
hope looks at me
I look at her
I shout: no!
hope smiles at me
love
if that was the state...
bogomir
fucked, fucked
pardon me, milord
for the vulgarity
bogomir
miss, what shall it be
how will you vote
if this were a partisan movie, hope would have spat at him now
but this is not a partisan movie
its a fairytale
taking place many many years ago
and far far away
hope doesnt spit at him
hope has no more strength to spit
hope doesnt say anything, doesnt do anything
bogomir
are you going to say something?
have you changed your mind about cooperating?
vladimir
so, girls
have you decided?
no
I say
please dont
I say
he looks at me
as if he heard
maybe this time he did hear
then he repeats
vladimir
my ladies
are you going to say something?
he didnt hear me
love
I dont think you want to hear
he didnt hear me
love
you dont want to hear
go on, hit us, there is nothing more you can do
bogomir
your wish is my command
I am of blue blood
I am an aristocrat
vladimir looks at me
doesnt look at the bloody orgy, as if he werent really interested
as if his mighty self is far above
he is looking at me
and you know, his look doesnt say anything
I would like to say the look is full of wisdom
understanding
I would like to say the look is full of love
but his look doesnt say anything to me
hes merely looking at me
and as if
as if hes waiting
as if hes waiting for me to say something
and I am speaking
I am speaking, but he doesnt hear me
cant you hear me, why cant you hear me
merely looking at me
and then again
sir, I am begging you
he looks into my eyes
smiles at me
softly
as the devil
presses his lips on my cheek
presses his lips on my cheek
and whispers
you are beautiful
vladimir
that will do
bogomir
that will do
vladimir
cut off their heads
bogomir
cut off their heads
vladimir
into the river with them
and be careful that no one sees you
bogomir
consider it done
bogomir
there, its all settled
vladimir
have they found them?
bogomir
they have
right before the dawn, a farmer pulled them out of the water
I sent the messengers immediately
to every house, milord
everybody knows the barbarians have murdered three young girls in cruel fashion
the people named them at once
the river martyrs, they call them
vladimir
river martyrs
picturesque, isnt it?
bogomir
you think so, milord?
vladimir
good idea you had there
bogomir
thank you, milord
vladimir
now shoo
you have a lot of work to do
bogomir
I bow to you, your highness
branimir
vladimir
excellent, truly
branimir
there will be a ceremony, as there should be
vladimir
war?
branimir
its coming along as it should
a few casualties on our side, more casualties on their side
since we found the bodies of the martyrs in the river, the nation has stepped together
the barbarians have obviously accomplished what we with our diplomacy were unable to
they tortured them so cruelly that the people are mad with unity
branimir
those who can, take up weapons, while the others are donating all of their possessions to the
army
the tax policy is no longer problematic
if you allow me to make a joke in spite of the difficult situation
vladimir
excellent, truly
branimir
it will be over quickly
vladimir
the sooner its done, the sooner you can serve as governor in the east
explain state
branimir
I realise that all too well, sir
vladimir
the mob?
branimir
the mob is satisfied
its fighting for freedom, for the future, and that is important
minister bogomir has fixed things as he should
news of the river martyrs has travelled like lightning, as one might say
vladimir
good, really good
branimir
I have another suggestion, if you will allow me
vladimir
of course
branimir
based on my analysis...
vladimir
minister, is this necessary?
branimir
well, sir, you are right
as always
I suggest we prepare an additional ceremony
vladimir
what now?
branimir
I think the people would be very satisfied if the river martyrs would be proclaimed war heroes
in this war
vladimir laughs
laughs because he thinks its funny
the fornicator maximus laughs
minister branimir, almost a governor, laughs with him
minister branimir laughs because vladimir is laughing
vladimir
why are you laughing?
branimir
I am laughing because
because you are laughing, sir
vladimir
well, get lost now
write a notice, write and send it
and make all the necessary arrangements
branimir
consider it done
bogomir
milord, everything is going smoothly
vladimir
so I hear
bogomir
will you really crown them as our war heroes?
vladimir
contemporary practices, you know
pretty girls
with pretty heads
hold hands
there are nine
nine pretty heads
holding hands
under a big linden tree
under a big spreading linden tree
under a big spreading 20-year-old linden tree
and dancing
bogomir
I have to confess I am rather jealous of that
how to put it
indeed, ingenious
yes, right, ingenious idea
if I may advise you
vladimir
spit it out
bogomir
since we seem to be on this path of
one might say
on this path of contemporary practices, right
I should say
I mean
you know, since we seem to be on this path
then, I think, it would make sense to go all the way
if you know what I mean here
vladimir
no, actually I don't
bogomir
I mean, like this
you know
their mother, the mother of the river martyrs
vladimir
the widow?
bogomir
there
their mother, the respected widow
a highly esteemed person in our country
esteemed among the people as well as the noblemen
a wise aristocrat
vladimir
come on, skip this
what about her?
bogomir
milord, the mother is in mourning
her daughters have given their lives for their fatherland
and her husband before them, although it doesnt matter now
so
her daughters have given their lives for their fatherland
the barbarians tortured them in the most cruel fashion
girls in the prime of their youth
the mother is in mourning
I feel the state must make it up to her
vladimir
make it up to her?
you mean financially?
bogomir
oh, no, no
the widow doesnt need that
no
I mean with honor
vladimir
honor?
how?
bogomir
well, milord
what can be the greatest honor for a woman in this state?
vladimir laughs
laughs like thunder
throws his head up
and laughs like thunder
bogomir laughs as well
now
I have to admit
now I am laughing, too
like thunder
I am laughing like thunder because I have a sense of humour
vladimir
even though sheshes not a virgin?
minister sir, isnt it the will of the gods that the king can only lie with a virgin?
bogomir
milord
you know
contemporary practices
vladimir
I am beginning to like these contemporary practices more and more
what if she refuses?
explain state
bogomir
if she refuses?
what do you mean, milord?
then
then they tear it down
but they rebuild it again
and again
and again
because the girl and the boy
who could be me and you
the girl and the boy only want to build a palace
a mighty sand palace
bogomir
this is precisely why, milord
you are the mighty ruler, while she has nothing left
except her blue blood
if you know what I mean here
vladimir
no
I dont get it any more
but you are entertaining
and if I take her
and thus show the people I favour contemporary practices
bogomir laughs
vladimir
and show how I treasure our heroes who died as martyrs
then
bogomir
right, milord
then our problems will be solved
if you catch
vladimir
I understand
and then
then he approaches me
I say to him I will not
I say to him I will not become his wife
he doesnt hear me
he steps right next to me
bogomir
milord, everything is set
we are only waiting for you now
branimir
hurry, please
bogomir
dearly beloved
mighty ruler
ministers
we are gathered here to honor the final journey of three young women
the river martyrs
who have
selflessly
given their lives for their fatherland
the enemy has murdered them in the prime of their youth
our gods in heaven
from whom every good gift originates
we are thanking you for our heroes
love, faith and hope
we are thanking you for the selfless souls
who have given their lives for greater causes
and have faithfully followed the call of freedom and justice
even in the midst of pain and suffering
our gods in heaven
we are humbly asking you to give them honor among you
so that we can accept our duties in line with their example
so that we can, in line with their example, fight for our place under the sun