THE PROPOSAL (2009)

00:01:20.7:Shit! 00:03:46.3:if she doesn't get her|manuscript in on time

00:01:45.7:Andrew, hey. 00:03:48.0:you won't give her a release date.|Your
00:01:50.1:Here you go. Your regular lattes. immigration lawyer called.
00:01:51.6:Literally saved my life.|Thank you. Thank 00:03:50.4:He said it's imperative...
you. 00:03:51.6:Cancel the call, push|the meeting to
00:02:10.5:- Everyone OK?|- Yeah. tomorrow
00:02:11.6:- Yeah.|- Me too. 00:03:53.3:and keep the lawyer on the sheets.
00:02:15.3:Hello, Frank? How's my favorite writer? 00:03:54.8:Oh, and get a hold of PR,
00:02:18.6:Of course you've been|thinking about our 00:03:56.3:have them start drafting|a press release.
talk 00:03:57.8:Frank is doing Oprah.
00:02:20.3:because you know I'm right. 00:03:59.3:Wow. Nicely done.
00:02:22.0:Frank, people in this|country are busy, 00:04:01.8:If I want your praise,|I will ask for it.
broke, 00:04:07.1:Um...
00:02:24.0:and they hate to read.|They need someone 00:04:09.1:Who is, uh, who is Jillian?
they can trust to say, 00:04:10.8:And why does she want me to call her?
00:02:26.1:"Hey! Don't watch|CSl: Indianapolis tonight. 00:04:16.7:Well, that was originally my cup.
00:02:28.5:Read a book! Read Frank's book. "|And that 00:04:18.6:And I'm drinking your coffee why?
person is Oprah. 00:04:20.6:Because your coffee spilled.
00:02:37.2:- Cuttin' it close.|- One of those mornings. 00:04:28.4:So, you drink unsweetened|cinnamon light
00:02:39.0:Thank you, Captain Obvious. soy lattes?
00:02:40.5:Sweet... 00:04:32.2:I do. It's like Christmas in a cup.
00:02:42.8:- Uh, sorry.|... Jesus! 00:04:35.3:Is that a coincidence?
00:02:44.5:Rub some dirt on it, brother. 00:04:36.8:Incredibly, it is.
00:02:46.4:Frank, the truth is all|A- plus novelists do 00:04:39.2:I mean I wouldn't possibly drink|the same
publicity. coffee that you drink
00:02:50.9:Roth, McCourt, Russo, and... 00:04:41.4:just in case yours spilled.
00:02:53.7:Frank! Can I tell you what else|they have in 00:04:43.1:That would be pathetic.
common? A Pulitzer. 00:04:44.9:Morning. Miss Tate's office.
00:02:57.3:I need the shirt off|your back. Literally. 00:04:47.0:Hey, Bob.
00:02:59.3:- You're kidding, right?|- Yankees, Boston, 00:04:50.0:Actually, we're headed to|your office right
this Tuesday, now. Yeah.
00:03:02.8:two company seats for your shirt.|You have 00:04:53.2:Why are we headed to Bob's office?
five seconds to decide. 00:05:07.5:Oop!
00:03:05.2:Five, four, three, two, one. 00:05:11.9:Have you finished the|manuscript I gave
00:03:06.9:I know... you?
00:03:08.4:- Shh!|- Later. 00:05:13.6:Uh, I read a few pages.|I wasn't that
00:03:15.9:Uh-oh. impressed.
00:03:25.6:Uh, hello. Hello? 00:05:16.2:- Can I say something?|- No.
00:03:34.4:Morning, boss. You have a|conference call in 00:05:17.6:I've read thousands of manuscripts,
30 minutes. 00:05:19.7:and this is the only one|I've given you.
00:03:36.3:Yes. About the marketing|of the spring 00:05:21.1:There's an incredible novel in there.
books. I know. 00:05:22.9:The kind of novel you used to publish.
00:03:38.3:Staff meeting at 9:00. 00:05:24.8:Uh, wrong. And I do think you|order the
00:03:39.7:Did you call, um...|What's her name? same coffee as I do
00:03:41.3:The one with the ugly hands. 00:05:28.1:just in case you spill,|which is, in fact,
00:03:43.8:- Janet.|- Yes, Janet. pathetic.
00:03:44.8:Yes. I did call her. I told her that 00:05:30.7:- Or impressive.|- I'd be impressed
00:05:32.0:if you didn't spill in the first place. 00:07:27.2:I didn't fire you because|I feel threatened.
00:05:33.2:Now remember, you're|just a prop in here. No.
00:05:34.7:Won't say a word. 00:07:30.8:I fired you because you're|lazy, entitled,
00:05:39.2:Ah! Our fearless leader and|her liege. incompetent
Please, do come in. 00:07:34.2:and you spend more time|cheating on your
00:05:44.1:Oh. Beautiful breakfront. Is it new? wife
00:05:47.8:It is English Regency Egyptian|Revival, built 00:07:35.9:than you do in your office.
in the 1800s 00:07:37.3:And if you say another word,
00:05:50.9:but, yes, it is new to my office. 00:07:38.7:Andrew here is gonna have you|thrown out
00:05:53.7:Witty. on your ass, OK?
00:05:55.4:Bob, I'm letting you go. 00:07:41.0:Another word and you're|going out of here
00:06:01.6:Pardon? 00:07:43.6:with an armed escort.
00:06:02.7:I asked you over a dozen times to get|Frank 00:07:44.9:Andrew will film it with|his little camera
to do Oprah, and you didn't do it. phone
00:06:05.8:You're fired. 00:07:46.8:and he will put it|on that Internet site.
00:06:09.8:I have told you that is impossible. 00:07:48.5:- What was it?|- YouTube?
00:06:11.6:Frank hasn't done an|interview in 20 years. 00:07:49.7:Exactly. Is that what you want?
00:06:14.0:Well that is|interesting, because I just 00:07:52.2:Didn't think so. I have work to do.
00:06:15.7:got off the phone|with him, and he is in. 00:07:56.2:Have security take his|breakfront out of his
00:06:19.5:Excuse me? office
00:06:20.9:You didn't even call him, did you? 00:07:58.2:and put it in my conference room.
00:06:23.7:- But...|- I know, I know. 00:07:59.4:Will do.
00:06:25.5:Frank can be a little scary|to deal with. For 00:08:00.5:And I need you around this weekend
you. 00:08:01.6:to help review his files|and his manuscript.
00:06:28.8:Now, I will give you two|months to find 00:08:03.0:- This weekend?|- You have a problem with
another job. that?
00:06:32.0:And then you can tell|everyone you 00:08:05.6:No. I... just my|grandmother's 90th birthday,
resigned, OK? 00:08:07.7:so I was gonna go home and...
00:06:38.6:What's his twenty? 00:08:09.1:...it's fine. I'll cancel it.
00:06:40.7:He's moving. He has crazy eyes. 00:08:11.0:You're actually saving me from|a weekend
00:06:44.4:Don't do it, Bob. Don't do it. of misery anyway,
00:06:46.6:You poisonous bitch! 00:08:12.9:so it's... good talk, yeah.
00:06:50.6:You can't fire me! 00:08:15.3:I know, I know. OK, tell|Gammy I'm sorry.
00:06:52.3:You don't think I see|what you're doing OK? What...
here? 00:08:20.4:Mom. What do you want me to tell you?
00:06:54.6:Sandbagging me on this Oprah thing 00:08:22.0:She's making me work the weekend.
00:06:56.4:just so that you can|look good to the board? 00:08:24.5:No, I'm not... no.
00:06:58.4:Because you are threatened by me! 00:08:25.8:Listen, I've worked too|hard for this
00:07:01.4:- And you are a monster.|- Bob, stop. promotion
00:07:04.3:Just because you have|no semblance of a 00:08:27.4:to throw it all away, OK?
life 00:08:28.6:I'm sure that Dad is pissed,
00:07:07.6:outside of this office, 00:08:30.1:but we take all of our submissions|around
00:07:09.4:you think that you can treat all of us here very seriously.
00:07:11.6:like your own personal slaves. 00:08:33.0:We'll get back to|you as soon as we can.
00:07:13.3:You know what? I feel sorry for you. 00:08:36.5:- Was that your family?|- Yes.
00:07:15.9:Because you know what you're|gonna have 00:08:38.5:- They tell you to quit?|- Every single day.
on your deathbed? 00:08:40.3:Miss Tate's office.
00:07:18.7:Nothing and no one. 00:08:43.5:Oh... Yeah. OK. All right.
00:07:25.6:Listen carefully, Bob.
00:08:46.2:Bergen and Malloy want to|see you upstairs 00:10:07.0:I can, uh... I can manage|everything from
immediately. Toronto...
00:08:48.4:OK. Come get me in ten|minutes. We've got 00:10:08.9:No, Margaret.
a lot to do. 00:10:10.1:...with videoconferencing|and Internet.
00:08:51.0:Okey-doke. 00:10:11.4:Unfortunately, Margaret,
00:08:57.7:Good morning, Miss Tate. 00:10:12.6:if you're deported,|you can't work for an
00:09:01.6:Jack, Edwin. American company.
00:09:03.7:Margaret, congratulations|on the Oprah 00:10:15.3:Until this is resolved I'm going|to turn
thing. operations over
00:09:05.5:- That's terrific news.|- Thank you, thank 00:10:17.7:to Bob Spaulding.
you. 00:10:19.0:Bob Spaulding? The guy I just fired?
00:09:07.4:This isn't about my second raise, is it?|Just 00:10:21.7:We need an editor in chief.
kidding. 00:10:23.1:He is the only person in the building|who
00:09:10.3:Margaret, do you|remember when we has enough experience.
agreed 00:10:25.5:- You cannot be serious. I beg of you.|-
00:09:13.9:that you wouldn't go to|the Frankfurt Book Margaret.
Fair 00:10:27.4:We are desperate to have you stay.
00:09:16.0:because you weren't allowed|out of the 00:10:29.4:If there was any way, any way at all
country 00:10:32.4:that we could make this work,|we'd be
00:09:17.4:while your visa application|was being doing it.
processed? 00:10:34.0:There is no way...
00:09:19.4:Yes. I do. 00:10:35.2:I am begging you.
00:09:20.4:And... you went to Frankfurt. 00:10:36.2:No, Margaret. Excuse me,|we're in a
00:09:22.8:Yes, I did. We were going|to lose DeLillo to meeting.
Viking. 00:10:37.9:- Sorry to interrupt.|- What? What!
00:09:25.1:So... really didn't|have a choice, did I? 00:10:39.5:Mary from Miss Winfrey's office|called.
00:09:27.1:It seems that the|United States Government She's on the line.
00:09:28.6:doesn't care much who|publishes Don 00:10:42.1:- I know.|- She's on hold.
DeLillo. 00:10:43.2:She needs to speak with you right away.|I
00:09:30.6:We, uh, just spoke to|your immigration told her you were otherwise engaged.
attorney. 00:10:46.2:She insisted, so... sorry.
00:09:33.4:Great. So, we're all good?|Everything good? 00:10:48.8:So...
00:09:36.1:Margaret, your visa application|has been 00:11:00.4:Uh...
denied. 00:11:03.6:Come here.
00:09:38.6:And you are being deported. 00:11:07.5:Uh... Gentlemen, I understand.|I
00:09:41.8:Deported? understand...
00:09:43.0:And apparently there|was also some 00:11:11.3:the predicament that we are in.
paperwork 00:11:14.4:And, um...
00:09:44.7:that you didn't fill out in time. 00:11:17.4:And there's, uh... well...
00:09:46.1:Come on. Come on! It's not|like I'm even an 00:11:20.2:I think there's something|that you should
immigrant! know.
00:09:50.6:I'm from Canada, for Christ's sake. 00:11:24.2:Uh... we're, uh...|we're getting married.
00:09:52.6:There's gotta be... there's|gotta be 00:11:27.6:We are getting married.
something we can do. 00:11:29.8:- Who is getting married?|- You and I.
00:09:55.0:We can reapply, but unfortunately 00:11:31.4:You and I are getting married! Yes.
00:09:57.0:you have to leave the country|for at least a 00:11:34.2:- We are.|- Getting married.
year. 00:11:35.9:- We are getting married.|- Yes.
00:10:02.1:OK. OK, well, that's|not ideal, but, uh... 00:11:39.1:Isn't he your secretary?
00:11:41.3:Assistant.
00:11:42.4:Executive, uh...|assistant secretary. Titles. 00:13:49.7:Like you were saving yourself|for someone
00:11:46.2:But, wouldn't be the first time|one of us fell special?
for our secretaries. 00:13:52.1:I like to think so.|Besides, it's illegal.
00:11:50.5:Would it, Edwin? 00:13:55.3:They're looking for terrorists,|not for book
00:11:52.5:With Laquisha. Remember? publishers.
00:11:54.8:So, yeah... The truth is, 00:13:58.5:- Margaret.|- Yes?
00:11:58.3:you know, Andrew and I, we're...|we are 00:14:00.1:- I'm not gonna marry you.|- Sure you are.
just two people 00:14:03.2:Because if you don't marry me, your|dreams
00:12:02.5:who weren't meant to|fall in love but we of touching the lives of millions
did. 00:14:06.2:with the written word are dead.
00:12:04.7:No. 00:14:13.9:Bob is gonna fire you the second|I'm gone.
00:12:06.1:All those late nights at the|office and Guaranteed.
weekend book fairs. 00:14:16.5:That means you're out on the street|alone
00:12:11.1:- Yeah...|- No. looking for a job.
00:12:12.2:- Something happened.|- Something. 00:14:18.6:That means all the time that|we spent
00:12:15.0:Yeah. Tried to fight it and... together, all the lattes,
00:12:18.1:Can't, can't fight a... 00:14:21.1:all the canceled dates,|all the midnight
00:12:19.8:Can't fight a love like ours, so, uh... Tampax runs,
00:12:24.3:Uh... Are we good with this?|Are you happy? 00:14:23.3:were all for nothing and all your dreams|of
00:12:27.7:Because, well... we are happy. So happy. being an editor are gone.
00:12:31.6:- Margaret.|- Yes? 00:14:26.7:But don't worry, after the
00:12:32.8:It's terrific. required|allotment of time,
00:12:34.7:Just make it legal. Mmm? 00:14:29.1:we'll get a quickie divorce|and you'll be
00:12:36.5:Oh! Legal. done with me.
00:12:39.2:Yeah, well, then...|then that means we... 00:14:30.6:But until then, like it or not,
00:12:42.5:...we need to get ourselves|to the 00:14:32.5:your wagon is hitched to mine. OK?
immigration office. 00:14:34.5:Phone.
00:12:44.9:So we can work this|whole mess out. Right? 00:14:50.9:- This way.|- Margaret.
00:12:47.6:Thank you|very much, gentlemen. 00:14:52.6:- Come.|- The line...
00:12:49.5:We will do that right away. 00:14:54.7:Next, please.
00:12:50.6:Thank you very much,|gentlemen. Thank 00:14:55.7:Ooh, ooh. Just, uh...
you. 00:14:57.4:Sorry, I just need to ask him something.
00:12:52.8:- Gentlemen.|- Thank you. 00:14:59.0:I need for you to file this|fiancée visa for
00:12:57.7:Margaret|and Andrew are getting married! me, please.
00:12:59.7:What is that about? 00:15:06.4:- Miss Tate?|- Yes.
00:13:01.1:Dragon Lady!|Here they come... 00:15:08.9:Please, come with me.
00:13:03.2:Yeah. 00:15:11.0:Yes, ma'am, I understand|that. We're
00:13:04.5:What is he thinking? backed up...
00:13:06.3:Mmm-mmm-mmm. 00:15:14.7:I have a bad feeling about this.
00:13:09.5:Dude, for real. Her? 00:15:20.6:- Hi. Hello.|- Hello.
00:13:12.2:Married? Didn't|even know they were 00:15:22.0:Hi. I'm Mr. Gilbertson.
dating... 00:15:24.5:- Ah!|- And you must be Andrew,
00:13:36.4:What? 00:15:26.6:- and you must be...|- Margaret.
00:13:38.8:I don't understand what's happening. 00:15:28.0:...Margaret. Sorry about the wait.
00:13:40.7:Relax. This is for you, too. 00:15:29.8:It's a, uh, crazy day today.
00:13:42.7:Do explain. 00:15:31.5:Oh, of course, of course. We understand.
00:13:44.1:They were going to make Bob chief. 00:15:33.7:And I can't tell you how much|we appreciate
00:13:46.4:So naturally I would have to marry you. you seeing us
00:13:48.1:And what's the problem? 00:15:35.8:- on such short notice.|- OK.
00:15:39.9:# Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh|buh, buh, buh, 00:17:39.1:who weren't supposed to fall in love.
buuuh 00:17:43.0:But did.
00:15:42.5:So, I have one question for you. 00:17:46.5:We couldn't tell anyone we work with
00:15:44.3:Are you both committing fraud|to avoid her 00:17:48.8:because of my big promotion|that I had
deportation coming up.
00:15:47.6:so she can keep her position|as editor in 00:17:51.4:- Promotion?|- Yeah.
chief at Colden Books? 00:17:52.9:- Your?|- We... we both felt, uh...
00:15:53.2:- That's ridiculous.|- Where did you hear 00:17:56.8:...that it would be deeply inappropriate|if I
that? were to be promoted to editor.
00:15:55.4:We had a phone tip this afternoon|from a 00:18:00.9:- Editor. Mmm-hmm.|... while we were...
man named... 00:18:05.1:So...
00:15:57.7:Would it be Bob Spaulding? 00:18:07.7:Have the two of you told your
00:15:59.5:Bob Spaulding. parents|about your secret love?
00:16:00.9:Bob. Poor Bob. I am so sorry. 00:18:10.8:Oh, I... impossible.|My parents are dead.
00:16:04.2:Bob is nothing but a disgruntled|former 00:18:14.2:- No brothers or sisters either.|- Gone.
employee. 00:18:16.5:Are your parents dead?
00:16:08.2:And I apologize. 00:18:18.8:- Oh, no, his are very much alive.|- No... very
00:16:09.3:But we know you're incredibly busy much.
00:16:12.1:with a room full of gardeners|and delivery 00:18:21.0:Very much. They're, ah... Well,|we were
boys to tend to. gonna tell them this weekend.
00:16:16.0:If you just give us our next step, 00:18:24.4:Gammy's 90th birthday, and the
00:16:17.6:we will be out of your|hair and on our way. whole|family's coming together.
00:16:20.7:Miss Tate, please. 00:18:28.4:And we thought it'd be a nice surprise.
00:16:23.7:Let me explain to you the|process that's 00:18:30.0:And where is this|surprise gonna take place?
about to unfold. 00:18:32.1:At Andrew's parents' house.
00:16:27.8:Step one will be a scheduled interview. 00:18:34.2:Where is that located again?
00:16:31.3:I'll put you each in a room,|and I'll ask you 00:18:35.4:Um...|Why am I doing all the talking?
every little question 00:18:38.0:It's your parents' house.
00:16:34.8:that a real couple|would know about each 00:18:39.4:Why don't you tell him|where it is. Jump in.
other. 00:18:42.3:- Sitka.|- Sitka.
00:16:36.8:Step two, I dig deeper.|I look at your phone 00:18:45.1:- Alaska.|- Alaska?
records, 00:18:47.1:You're gonna go to Alaska this weekend?
00:16:41.1:I talk to your neighbors,|I interview your 00:18:50.8:- Yeah.|- Yes, yes.
coworkers. 00:18:52.8:We are going to Alaska.|Alaska, that's
00:16:43.5:If your answers don't match up|at every where...
point, 00:18:56.0:That's where my little...|that's where my
00:16:45.9:you will be deported indefinitely. Andrew's from.
00:16:48.6:And you, young man,|will have committed a 00:19:00.5:OK.
felony... 00:19:01.8:Fine. I see how this is gonna go.
00:16:51.1:...punishable by a fine of $250,000 00:19:05.3:I will see you both|at 11:00 Monday
00:16:55.1:and a stay of five years|in federal prison. morning
00:17:02.4:So, Andrew. 00:19:08.3:for your scheduled interview,
00:17:05.7:You wanna... you want to talk to me? 00:19:10.3:and your answers better|match up on every
00:17:12.9:No? account.
00:17:17.3:Yes? 00:19:14.9:- Thank you.|- Hello?
00:17:22.8:The truth is... 00:19:16.3:- I'm looking forward to this one.|- We're
00:17:27.8:Mr. Gilbertson, the truth is... looking forward to this one.
00:17:32.6:Margaret and I... 00:19:18.5:Thank you.
00:17:37.1:...are just two people 00:19:19.6:Gonna be fun.|I'll be checking up on you.
00:19:22.4:You got it. 00:21:12.1:- Does this work for you?|- Oh, I like this.
00:19:28.5:OK... so, what's gonna happen is|we will go Yeah.
up there. 00:21:14.4:- Will you marry me?|- No.
00:19:32.9:We will pretend like we're|boyfriend and 00:21:16.6:Say it like you mean it.
girlfriend, 00:21:21.3:- Andrew?|- Yes, Margaret?
00:19:34.9:tell your parents we're engaged. 00:21:24.2:- Sweet Andrew?|- I'm listening.
00:19:36.6:Uh, use the miles for the tickets. 00:21:27.4:Would you please,|with cherries on top,
00:19:38.2:I guess I will pop for you to fly first|class. But marry me?
make sure you use the miles. 00:21:33.0:OK. I don't appreciate the sarcasm,|but I'll
00:19:41.9:If we don't get the miles,|we're not doing it. do it.
00:19:43.3:Oh, and please confirm|the vegan meal, OK? 00:21:35.7:- See you at the airport tomorrow.|- Good.
00:19:45.3:'Cause last time they actually|gave it to a 00:21:51.2:So, these are the questions|that INS is
vegan, gonna ask us.
00:19:47.3:and they, uh... forced me to eat 00:21:54.8:Now, the good news is is|I know everything
00:19:48.9:this clammy, warm, creamy|salad thing, about you,
which was... 00:21:57.8:but the bad news is|that you have four days
00:19:51.5:Hey, I'm... Why aren't you taking notes? 00:21:59.5:to learn all this about me.|So, you should...
00:19:53.5:I'm sorry, were you not in that room? probably get studying.
00:19:55.9:What? What? 00:22:07.9:You know all the answers|to these questions
00:19:58.6:Oh! The thing you said about|being about me?
promoted? 00:22:10.2:- Scary, isn't it?|- A little bit.
00:20:01.2:Genius! Genius.|He completely fell for it. 00:22:12.3:- What am I allergic to?|- Pine nuts.
00:20:03.2:I was serious. 00:22:14.7:And the full spectrum of human emotion.
00:20:04.5:I'm looking at a $250,000 fine|and five years 00:22:16.7:Oh, that's... that was funny.
in jail. 00:22:18.7:- Mmm-hmm.|- Umm...
00:20:07.4:That changes things. 00:22:20.5:Here's a good one. Do I have any scars?
00:20:08.7:- Promote you to editor? No, no way.|- Then 00:22:23.4:I'm pretty sure that you have a tattoo.
I quit, and you're screwed. 00:22:25.4:Oh, you're pretty sure?
00:20:12.8:Bye-bye, Margaret. 00:22:27.1:I'm pretty sure. Two years ago,|your
00:20:13.9:- Andrew!|- It really has been dermatologist called
00:20:15.4:- a little slice of heaven.|- Andrew, Andrew! 00:22:29.5:and asked about a Q-switched laser.
Fine, fine. 00:22:31.4:I of course Googled a Q-switched laser
00:20:20.1:I'll make you editor. Fine. 00:22:33.0:and found that they|in fact do remove
00:20:22.1:If you do the Alaska weekend|and the tattoos.
immigration interview, 00:22:35.4:But you canceled your appointment.
00:20:25.7:I will make you editor. Happy? 00:22:38.5:So what is it? Tribal ink?
00:20:28.7:- And not in two years. Right away.|- Fine. 00:22:40.1:Japanese calligraphy? Barbed wire?
00:20:31.1:And you'll publish my manuscript. 00:22:42.1:You know, it's exciting for me|to experience
00:20:34.4:Ten thousand copy first... you like this.
00:20:35.9:Twenty thousand copies, first run. 00:22:44.9:Thank you. You're gonna have|to tell me
00:20:37.5:And we'll tell my family|about our where it is, though.
engagement 00:22:47.2:- No, I'm not.|- They're gonna ask.
00:20:39.4:when I want and how I want. 00:22:48.7:We're done with that question.|We're done
00:20:41.1:Now, ask me nicely. with that question.
00:20:43.4:"Ask you nicely" what? 00:22:51.3:On to another question.|Let me see, let me
00:20:44.6:Ask me nicely to marry you, Margaret. see.
00:20:50.4:- What does that mean?|- You heard me. On 00:22:53.6:Oh, here's one. Whose place do we|stay at,
your knee. yours or mine?
00:21:02.6:Fine. 00:22:56.5:That's easy. Mine.
00:22:57.9:And why wouldn't we stay at mine? 00:25:55.0:He was probably just|being modest, dear.
00:22:59.8:Because I live at Central Park West. 00:25:58.2:Oh.
00:23:02.3:And you probably live at some|squalid little 00:26:07.2:What are we doing? Shouldn't we|check
studio apartment into our hotel right now?
00:23:05.3:with stacks of yellowed|Penguin Classics. 00:26:10.4:Oh, we canceled your reservation.
00:23:08.3:Ladies and gentlemen,|please fasten your 00:26:12.8:Family doesn't stay at a hotel.
seat belts. 00:26:14.3:You're gonna stay in our home.
00:23:11.3:We are beginning our descent|into Juneau. 00:26:16.0:Oh, great! Great.
00:23:13.9:Juneau? I thought|we were going to Sitka. 00:26:18.0:- What?|- God.
00:23:16.9:- We are.|- How are we getting to Sitka? 00:26:19.5:You're gonna wanna use your legs|to lift
00:23:25.1:Whoa. that one.
00:23:50.1:All right. Here we go. 00:26:21.7:Andrew! Help her with those.
00:23:55.9:- Oh, there he is!|- Andrew! 00:26:24.6:I'd love to, but she won't let me|do
00:24:04.7:Hi. Right this way... anything.
00:24:09.9:- Hi!|- Oh... 00:26:27.1:She insists on doing it all herself.|She's one
00:24:11.7:- It's so good to see you!|- You're suffocating of those... she's a feminist.
him, Grace. 00:26:39.8:Come on, sweetie.
00:24:14.4:- Come here.|- Hey, Gammy. 00:26:42.5:You see the shoes|that broad was wearing?
00:24:16.3:Ah, Gammy. How are you doing?|Where's 00:26:54.7:This is the last of 'em.
Dad? 00:26:57.4:- Oh!|- Ooh.
00:24:19.1:Oh, you know your father.|He's always 00:26:58.7:- Five second rule.|- Got it!
working. 00:27:01.9:That will dry right off.
00:24:21.8:Never mind about him. Where's your girl? 00:27:04.2:Psst! Psst!|I'm not getting on that boat.
00:24:24.2:Uh, she's... right there. 00:27:06.5:You don't have to.|See you in a few days.
00:24:26.7:- Ah.|- There she is. 00:27:08.4:Psst! You know I can't swim.
00:24:28.4:I guess the word "girl"|is inappropriate. 00:27:10.7:Hence, the boat.
00:24:31.4:Annie. 00:27:20.2:Come on.
00:24:33.8:- Hi!|- Hello. 00:27:26.1:Come on. Here we go.
00:24:34.9:- Margaret, this is my mom.|- Oh, hello. 00:27:34.8:Looking good, boss.|Take your time, though.
00:24:36.7:Yeah, great. This is my gammy, Annie. 00:27:38.0:Shh.
00:24:39.2:- Pleasure.|- Well, hello there. 00:27:44.8:She comes with a lot of baggage.
00:24:42.3:Now, do you prefer being called 00:27:47.0:Just gonna give you|a little hand here.
Margaret|or Satan's Mistress? 00:27:50.4:Hand off ass! Off ass!
00:24:47.3:We've heard it both ways. 00:27:55.9:There you go. You're there.
00:24:49.2:Actually we've heard it|lots of ways. 00:28:03.2:Congratulations.|I'm a hundred years old
00:24:51.1:She's kidding. now.
00:24:52.7:Oh! Oh... OK. 00:28:33.6:Here we are. We're home.
00:24:55.2:Thank you so much for... 00:28:38.1:That is your home?
00:24:56.7:allowing me to be a part|of this weekend. 00:28:41.5:Who are you people?
00:24:58.4:Oh, you're welcome.|We're thrilled to have 00:28:58.0:Why did you tell me|you were poor?
you. 00:28:59.5:- I never said I was poor.|- But you never
00:25:01.7:Let's get you two back to the fort. told me you were rich.
00:25:03.5:- OK.|- Oh... 00:29:02.4:I'm not rich. My parents are rich.
00:25:05.6:- It's so good to see you.|- There we are. 00:29:04.6:OK, you know what?|That's something only
00:25:42.5:Andrew... rich people say.
00:25:43.8:Andrew. Andrew! 00:29:07.1:Hey, Andrew! Welcome home!
00:25:49.2:Please, don't do that. 00:29:08.7:Hi! Mom, what is this?
00:25:51.8:You didn't tell me about all|the family 00:29:11.4:Nothing. It's just a little|welcoming party.
businesses, honey. 00:29:14.1:Is that a crime?
00:29:15.4:Just 50 of our closest|friends and neighbors. 00:30:42.9:Now that sounds like fun.
00:29:17.5:And all excited to meet you. 00:30:45.3:No wonder you like being an editor.
00:29:19.2:- Oh, good. Good.|- Come on. Come on. 00:30:47.1:No, Louise. Andrew's not an editor,|he's an
00:29:21.6:- A party?|- Yeah, I guess so. editor's assistant.
00:29:23.9:Come on. Let's go. My grandma's|moving 00:30:50.4:Maggie here is the editor.
faster than you. 00:30:52.9:Margaret.
00:29:28.2:Put your back into it. 00:30:54.5:- So you're actually...|- Andrew's boss. Yeah.
00:29:35.2:So nice to meet you,|Margaret. Welcome to 00:30:58.0:Well. How about that.
Sitka. 00:30:59.7:Huh.
00:29:37.5:Jill? Hi. Nice to meet you.|My pleasure. 00:31:01.1:I think I'll get a refill.
00:29:39.5:Why didn't you tell me you were|some kind 00:31:05.3:Charming.
of Alaskan Kennedy? 00:31:10.5:That's a hell of|a first impression, Dad.
00:29:42.7:How could I? 00:31:13.6:What the hell, Andrew?
00:29:43.8:We were in the middle of talking about|you 00:31:15.7:You show up here after all this|time with
for the last three years. this woman you hated
00:29:47.3:OK, know what? Timeout, OK? 00:31:18.5:- and now she's your girlfriend?|- We just
00:29:49.1:This bickering Bickerson thing|has got to got here.
stop. 00:31:19.8:Can we wait two seconds
00:29:50.8:People need to think that we are|in love. So 00:31:21.2:before we throw the|kitchen sink at each
let's just... other?
00:29:52.9:That, that's no problem.|I can do that. 00:31:22.6:Just never figured you for a guy|who slept
00:29:54.4:I can pretend to be the doting fiancé.|That's his way to the middle.
easy. 00:31:25.9:Actually, I'll have you know|that that
00:29:57.3:But for you, it's going to require woman in there
00:29:58.8:that you stop snacking on|children while 00:31:27.6:is one of the most|respected editors in
they dream. town.
00:30:01.3:Very funny. When are you going|to tell them 00:31:29.3:She's your meal ticket,
we're engaged? 00:31:30.4:and you brought her home|to meet your
00:30:04.0:I'll pick the right moment. mother.
00:30:05.4:Hey, Andrew. Hi! 00:31:31.9:She's not my meal ticket, Dad.|She's my
00:30:09.3:Mrs. McKittrick. How are you?|Nice to see fiancée.
you. 00:31:36.3:- What'd you say?|- You heard me.
00:30:12.0:Nice to see you, Mr. McKittrick.|This is 00:31:38.9:I'm getting married.
Margaret. 00:31:44.3:- How are you?|- Good, good. Thank you.
00:30:14.0:- Hi. Pleasure.|- Margaret! 00:31:46.3:Would you care for|some hors d'oeuvres?
00:30:15.9:Hi, how are you? Pleasure. 00:31:47.6:No, I'm fine. Thank you very much.
00:30:17.4:So I always wanted to know,|what does a 00:31:49.0:It's a tradition.
book editor do? 00:31:50.3:It's the texture. I'm not a fish person.
00:30:20.8:That's a great question, Louise. 00:31:52.0:- You'll like it.|- You're very sweet.
00:30:22.9:I'm curious to know the answer myself. 00:31:54.5:I think if you'll just taste it.
00:30:26.4:- Hello, Dad.|- Son. 00:31:57.1:Thank you so much.
00:30:29.0:This must be Maggie. 00:32:02.3:Ladies and gentlemen...
00:30:30.5:Uh, Margaret. 00:32:03.5:I have a very important|announcement to
00:30:32.2:- Joe. Pleasure to meet you.|- Pleasure's make.
mine. 00:32:06.0:Margaret and I are getting married.
00:30:35.7:So why don't you tell us exactly|what a book 00:32:07.7:It's the paprika.
editor does. 00:32:09.0:So sorry.
00:30:39.4:Besides taking writers out|to lunch and 00:32:10.4:That's OK. It's wash-and-wear.
getting bombed. 00:32:15.0:Yep. Honey? Where you at?
00:32:19.2:Here it is. 00:34:07.1:And I knew that he'd been|itching to ask me
00:32:23.5:Come on down here, pumpkin. to marry him.
00:32:25.2:- All right.|- OK. 00:34:09.9:And he was scared.|Like a little tiny bird.
00:32:27.1:Oh, look at her. Look at her. 00:34:13.2:So I started leaving him|little hints here and
00:32:30.9:Right there, ladies and|gentlemen. There there...
she is. 00:34:15.6:...because I knew he wouldn't|have the guts
00:32:33.3:Congratulations, Andrew. to ask, but...
00:32:35.8:Thank you. 00:34:18.4:That's not exactly how it happened.
00:32:36.9:Thank you very much. 00:34:21.3:- No? Hmm.|- No. No.
00:32:38.8:- Time to celebrate.|- Get the champagne. 00:34:22.8:I mean, I picked up on|all her little hints.
00:32:44.3:So that was your idea|of the perfect time 00:34:25.4:This woman's about as subtle as a gun.
00:32:46.0:- to tell them we're engaged?|- Mmm. 00:34:27.5:Yeah.
00:32:47.2:'Cause it was brilliant.|Brilliant timing. 00:34:29.8:What I was worried about was
00:32:48.9:Andrew. Hi. 00:34:31.1:that she might find this little box...
00:32:50.9:Gert? Oh, my God. Hey, hi. Wow. 00:34:33.0:Oh! The decoupage box that he made
00:32:54.9:How you doing? I didn't know|that you were 00:34:36.1:where he'd taken the time to cut out
gonna be here. 00:34:38.3:tiny, little pictures of himself. Yes.
00:32:57.4:Your mom probably wanted it to|be a 00:34:41.1:Just pasted all over the|box. Oh! So
surprise. So... surprise. beautiful.
00:33:00.7:- Right.|- And... 00:34:44.8:So I opened that beautiful,|little decoupage
00:33:03.2:...we're being completely rude. Hi. 00:34:47.3:and out fluttered these tiny,|little hand-cut
00:33:06.2:- Oh, God. This is my ex...|- Hi. I'm Gertrude. heart confettis.
00:33:09.4:- Oh! Oh, wow. Wow!|- You can call me 00:34:51.2:And once they cleared,|I looked down, and I
Gert. saw...
00:33:11.9:Well, congratulations, you guys. 00:34:55.3:...the most beautiful, big...
00:33:14.1:- Thank you.|- Thank you. 00:34:58.0:...fat nothing.
00:33:15.6:So did I miss the story? 00:34:59.6:No ring.
00:33:17.9:- What story?|- What story? 00:35:01.0:- No ring?|- What?
00:33:19.1:About how you proposed. 00:35:02.6:No. But inside that box...
00:33:20.9:Oh! How a man proposes says|a lot about 00:35:05.7:...underneath all that crap...
his character. 00:35:07.4:...there was a little|handwritten note...
00:33:25.3:- Yes.|- Yes, it does. 00:35:09.7:with the address to|a hotel, date, and time.
00:33:27.4:I actually would love|to hear the story, 00:35:13.3:Real Humphrey Bogart-type stuff.
Andrew. 00:35:15.0:Yeah.
00:33:30.1:Would you tell us? 00:35:16.4:Masculine.
00:33:31.2:- Yeah.|- Yeah. 00:35:18.3:Anyway, naturally, Margaret thought...
00:33:33.6:You know what? 00:35:20.2:I thought he was seeing someone else.
00:33:35.5:Actually, Margaret loves|telling this story... 00:35:21.8:It was a terrible time for me,
00:33:39.5:so I'm just gonna let her|go ahead and do 00:35:23.9:but I went to that hotel anyway.
that. 00:35:26.3:I went there and I pounded on the door,
00:33:42.1:'Cause I think we|should just sit in rapture. 00:35:28.5:but the door was already unlocked.
00:33:44.4:Huh! Wow, OK. 00:35:30.3:And as swung open that|door, there he
00:33:47.7:Wow, where to begin... this story. was...
00:33:51.6:Well... um, wow. 00:35:34.2:- Standing.|- Kneeling.
00:33:54.6:Mmm... yeah. 00:35:35.8:- Like a man.|- On a bed of rose petals,
00:33:56.7:OK, well, um, Andrew and I... 00:35:37.4:in a tuxedo. Your son. Your son.
00:34:01.6:Andrew and I were about to celebrate 00:35:40.9:And he was choking back|soft, soft sobs.
00:34:04.4:- our first anniversary together.|- Aw... 00:35:44.5:And when he held back the tears|and finally
caught his breath,
00:35:47.8:he said to me... 00:37:57.7:- That's Kevin. I'm sorry, Margaret.|- So cute.
00:35:48.9:"Margaret, will you marry me?" 00:38:01.3:We just rescued him from the pound,
00:35:50.0:And she said, "Yep. "|The end. Who's 00:38:03.4:and he's still in training. Sorry.
hungry? 00:38:05.5:Just be sure you don't|let him outside,
00:35:55.7:That is quite a story. 00:38:07.5:or the eagles will snatch him.
00:35:58.4:- Oh, Andy!|- Gorgeous. 00:38:09.3:No, don't you listen to her.
00:36:00.4:You are so sensitive. 00:38:11.2:She's just pulling|your leg, isn't she?
00:36:03.6:Hand-cut confetti? 00:38:13.0:By the way, there are extra|towels and
00:36:06.6:Hey! Let's see a kiss|from you two cuties. linens and things
00:36:09.5:Give her a kiss! 00:38:16.4:in here if you need them.
00:36:10.7:- No. Come on.|- Oh, yeah. 00:38:17.5:And if you|get chilly tonight...
00:36:12.8:Come on! 00:38:19.4:...use this.
00:36:13.8:OK, all right. 00:38:21.1:It has special powers.
00:36:15.4:OK. Here we go. Ready? 00:38:22.9:Oh, what kind of special powers?
00:36:18.9:What is this? Kiss her on|the mouth like you 00:38:25.9:I call it the Baby Maker.
mean it. 00:38:27.6:OK, well. Then I guess we...
00:36:23.2:- Kiss her. Kiss her!|- Kiss her! 00:38:29.7:...gonna be super careful with that one.
00:36:26.9:Kiss her! Kiss her!|Kiss her! Kiss her! 00:38:31.3:- Yeah, I'm just gonna...|- Don't throw it on
00:36:30.8:OK! the bed.
00:36:33.6:- OK. All right.|- OK. 00:38:33.4:We'd better turn in.|It's been quite an
00:36:34.7:- Here we go.|- Mmm-hmm. OK. evening.
00:36:38.6:Oh! 00:38:35.4:So good night, everybody.
00:36:40.4:Andy! Give her a real kiss! 00:38:37.2:- Good night.|- Good night.
00:36:43.1:- Gammy.|- A real one! 00:38:38.5:- Good night.|- Good night, Gammy.
00:36:45.8:- Yeah.|- You can do it! 00:38:43.1:- Good night.|- Good night.
00:36:47.4:Why don't we just do it?|Let's just do it 00:38:47.4:- Good night.|- Good night, Gammy.
really fast. 00:38:49.5:Thank you so much. Sweet dreams.
00:36:50.0:Mmmm. 00:38:51.0:- Bye-bye, now.|- Bye.
00:36:52.7:- Mmm.|- Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 00:38:55.9:So, uh... you haven't|been home in a while.
00:36:55.6:- OK.|- Mmm. 00:38:58.8:I haven't had a lot of vacation|time the last
00:37:06.5:Hmm. three years.
00:37:09.4:I'm so happy for you two! 00:39:02.2:Stop complaining.
00:37:11.7:So happy! So happy! 00:39:06.8:Um... Don't look, OK?
00:37:15.1:Let's get the champagne! 00:39:10.8:OK.
00:37:17.9:So here we are. 00:39:13.3:Are your eyes closed?
00:37:21.7:This is your bedroom. 00:39:14.5:Completely.
00:37:24.6:Wow. Wow, this is, um...|beautiful. And the 00:39:15.9:- Are you sure?|- Yes, I'm sure.
view. 00:39:27.9:Those are the pajamas you|decided to bring
00:37:30.6:And here's the bed. to Alaska.
00:37:32.5:Wow! Exquisite bed. Exquisite. 00:39:31.6:Yes, because I was supposed|to be in a hotel
00:37:35.3:So... where is Andrew's room? alone.
00:37:38.3:Oh, sweetie, we're not|under any illusions 00:39:35.1:- Remember?|- Can we just go to sleep?
00:37:40.3:that you two don't|sleep in the same bed. 00:39:38.2:- Fine.|- Great.
00:37:43.2:He'll sleep|in here with you. 00:40:09.9:Well.
00:37:45.5:Oh, great, 'cause we love to snuggle. 00:40:12.2:Looks like I won't be|getting much sleep
00:37:47.9:- Don't we, honey.|- We're huge snugglers. 00:40:13.5:with the sun streaming in.
00:37:49.9:Oh, my God. What is it? 00:40:22.4:Thank you.
00:37:52.1:- Calm down, Kevin.|- Whoa! You are cute. 00:40:45.1:Andrew. Phone.
00:37:56.1:Who is this? 00:40:47.6:Andrew!
00:40:50.6:Crap. Andrew, Andrew, phone. 00:42:49.9:So sorry. I dropped the phone.|Now, listen,
00:40:53.0:Andrew! Frank.
00:40:54.4:Yeah... right. 00:42:53.1:I don't want to sell you on anything,
00:41:00.0:- Andrew, where is it?|- Purse, side pocket. 00:42:55.9:but this is your legacy, this book.
00:41:08.4:Hello. Hello? Hello. 00:42:57.7:And I think it's up to you to
00:41:12.2:Frank! Frank, darling. 00:42:59.1:present your legacy to the world.
00:41:14.1:Darling, Frank. 00:43:00.2:And call me tomorrow with your decision.
00:41:15.2:Are you there? Hello? Hello? Oh, crap. 00:43:03.4:And my phone is on|all the time! OK, bye-
00:41:17.5:I have horrible service, Frank.|Give me just bye.
one minute. 00:43:05.2:No! Wait!
00:41:21.0:Oh, my God! Margaret! 00:43:07.0:No! No! N-n-n... no. No
00:41:22.8:One... one minute.|Frank, hold on just a 00:43:09.7:Take the doggy. Look at the doggy.
second. 00:43:11.2:I need that phone. Take the dog.
00:41:25.4:Frank, hold on. No, no, no, no. 00:43:13.2:Take the dog. I need that phone!
00:41:27.6:Frank. Frank, I'm sorry you feel 00:43:14.7:Here. Take the dog.|Take the dog. Take it.
00:41:30.4:I pressured you into doing Oprah, but... Take it.
00:41:33.1:Of course I want you|to be happy. Yes, yes. 00:43:18.0:Look at this.
00:41:36.6:Frank. Frank. Frank, darling.|Frank? It's 00:43:21.3:- Is that cute or what?|- I know.
going to be fine. 00:43:26.0:Morning, guys. Have you seen... daah.
00:41:42.5:I can just call them and I can cancel. 00:43:28.8:She's playing with Kevin.|We thought she
00:41:49.2:You are...|you are so right, Frank. didn't like him.
00:41:51.7:Yes, Frank, of course|I'm listening to you. 00:43:32.0:Will you go get her, Andy?
00:41:53.9:Yeah... yes. 00:43:33.0:We have a whole day planned for her,
00:41:55.6:I love listening to you, Frank. 00:43:35.0:and she needs to get ready.
00:41:57.2:Shh! Sit. Sit. 00:43:37.0:Yeah. Tell her we have|a big surprise for her.
00:42:02.1:No, not you, Frank. 00:43:39.3:Mmm.
00:42:03.3:No, no. 00:43:43.5:Look! Give me my phone. Come on.|Please,
00:42:05.1:Frank, if I may get down to it, OK... just give me my phone.
00:42:06.9:I think it would be|a mistake to back out. 00:43:46.5:- Come on. Right here.|- What the hell are
00:42:10.5:Because, Frank, for so many years... you doing?
00:42:13.7:...you have inspired me with your|beautiful 00:43:49.2:Oh, my God. Your grandmother|was
words, and I feel that... completely right.
00:42:17.2:Shh! Dog, I'm on the phone. 00:43:52.2:The eagle came|and tried to take the dog.
00:42:18.9:I think it's time that the world|get to enjoy 00:43:54.0:But then I saved him. Then it|came back,
your words as well. and it took my phone.
00:42:21.8:They are just so rich 00:43:57.6:- Are you drunk?|- What? No! I'm serious.
00:42:23.4:with... passion... 00:44:00.0:He's got my phone, and Frank's|calling me
00:42:24.6:And I think that we|should all be privy to. on that phone.
00:42:29.3:Frank, I just, uh... 00:44:02.5:Relax, all right?
00:42:31.0:I just, uh, want you|to be happy, Frank. 00:44:03.8:We'll order another phone, same
00:42:32.6:Give me that dog! number.|We'll go into town tomorrow and get it.
00:42:35.2:Frank, hold on a second.|Can you hold a 00:44:06.9:- Really?|- Yeah.
second? 00:44:08.0:Oh, OK. All right. Well, you go then.
00:42:37.6:Give me that dog! 00:44:13.2:- You have to get ready.|- For what?
00:42:40.4:Come on! Come on, come on, come on. 00:44:15.1:You're going out with Mom and the girls.
00:42:41.9:Come on! Come on! Oh, oh... 00:44:16.5:- I don't want to go out.|- Shopping,
00:42:44.2:Oh, oh! Oh, oh. OK! OK, gotcha. sightseeing. And a surprise.
00:42:46.8:Frank, Frank. 00:44:19.2:- I hate shopping.|- You'll love it.
00:42:48.7:Frank? So sorry, so sorry. 00:44:20.7:- I hate sightseeing.|- You're going.
00:44:22.2:- No, I don't want to go.|- You're going. 00:46:16.5:Here we go again.
00:44:23.5:- I'm not going. I'm not going.|- Yes, you are. 00:46:17.6:When are you going to start|taking what I
00:44:25.2:Now give me a nice big hug.|We don't want do seriously?
them 00:46:20.0:When you start acting seriously.
00:44:26.7:- to think we're fighting.|- I don't want to 00:46:21.9:I'm sorry.
touch you. 00:46:24.4:I feel sorry for you, Dad.
00:44:27.9:- Come on. Hug time.|- No, I don't want to... 00:46:26.4:I wish you had another son. I really do.
00:44:29.7:- Hug time.|- I don't want to... 00:46:28.9:One who wanted to stay here.
00:44:31.5:There we go. 00:46:30.1:One who wanted to take over|the family
00:44:33.3:Yeah, that's nice. business.
00:44:36.0:Yeah. That's nice. 00:46:31.9:One who wanted to marry someone|that
00:44:38.8:There we go. Isn't that nice? you approve of,
00:44:41.4:- Mmm-hmm.|- Mmm-hmm. 00:46:34.0:but it's not me. Now,|it must seem strange
00:44:42.9:- Mmm. Yeah.|- Boop boop boop. to you,
00:44:44.4:If you touch my ass one more time, 00:46:37.4:my life in New York... sitting|in an office,
00:44:46.7:I will cut your balls|off in your sleep. OK? reading books.
00:44:48.9:- Yeah.|- There you go. 00:46:42.4:But it makes me happy. You understand?
00:44:50.8:All righty now. So, uh...|We clear on that? 00:46:48.2:If that's what makes you happy,|son, I got
00:44:53.5:- Yeah.|- Yeah. Such a good fiancé. nothing to say.
00:44:55.9:Hmm. Ow. 00:46:51.7:Well, that's a first.
00:45:11.2:- Jeez.|- You want to see me? 00:46:53.7:You know what? Apology not|accepted.
00:45:14.4:Your mom found these eco-balls. Have fun out here.
00:45:17.2:They dissolve in water. 00:47:12.7:There is no way you|could leave her at
00:45:20.7:I don't know how she|comes up with this home.
stuff. 00:47:14.3:She had to be here. Absolutely.
00:45:23.4:Anyway, she, uh... is a little peeved. 00:47:16.1:She's been coming here forever.
00:45:27.4:Apparently, I wasn't the most|gracious of 00:47:18.2:I hope you are ready|for your big surprise...
hosts last night. 00:47:21.0:...because this is one of|Sitka's greatest
00:45:31.5:It was a little bit of a shock treasures.
00:45:32.8:to find out that|you're getting married... 00:47:24.3:- Right?|- Oh, yes. Oh, yeah.
00:45:34.4:...especially when none of us|even knew you 00:47:28.4:OK, this is the big surprise
were dating. 00:47:29.9:I was telling you about. You ready?
00:45:37.7:The point is... I owe you an apology. 00:47:34.8:Oh, Margaret,|you're gonna love it!
00:45:44.1:Accepted. 00:48:07.8:Ramone's the only|exotic dancer on the
00:45:46.3:There's something else. island.
00:45:49.1:I've been going over my|retirement plans 00:48:10.2:But we're lucky to have him.
recently, 00:48:21.2:Work it, Ramone!
00:45:53.0:and it got me thinking. 00:48:24.3:- Wow.|- Over here, Ramone! Over here.
00:45:56.2:I've done a lot of things in my life. 00:48:28.2:Over here, honey.
00:45:57.8:Practically built an empire with|your mother 00:48:31.5:Show her what|she's gonna be missing.
from the ground up. 00:48:33.4:Come, my sexy princess.
00:46:01.5:It doesn't mean anything unless... 00:48:34.8:- Yeah!|- Oh, no. Not necessary.
00:46:02.7:Unless you have someone to leave it to. 00:48:36.5:It's a really nice gesture,|but I really need to
00:46:04.1:- We already discussed this.|- I'd like to just...
discuss it again. 00:48:39.4:Go on, Margaret. Get up there!
00:46:07.6:You have responsibilities here. 00:48:40.7:You come dance.
00:46:11.6:I think I've been|more than understanding 00:48:41.8:OK, pluck my eyes out. OK.
00:46:13.4:about your goofing off in New York. 00:48:43.3:All right. Here we go.
00:46:14.8:I need you to quit playing around... 00:48:47.0:Go, Margaret! Go, Margaret!
00:48:49.1:Hey. 00:51:44.0:Looks like Ramone's|wrappin' it up.
00:48:52.2:Hey... oh. 00:51:47.8:Go, Annie!
00:48:53.3:Give it to her, Ramone! 00:51:51.8:I've never seen him so...
00:48:59.9:Go on, Ramone! Give it to her! 00:51:53.9:- No, he really got down.|... out there. I
00:49:14.7:Ooh, that's a move I haven't seen. mean...
00:49:19.1:Look at her face! 00:51:56.0:He was wonderful.
00:49:22.4:Guess who.|For you. For you. For you. 00:52:00.7:Oh, no.
00:49:26.7:- Yeah!|- Enjoy! 00:52:07.2:Andrew!
00:49:32.9:I don't want to touch it.|No. OK, OK. Very 00:52:09.6:Andrew, honey, is everything OK?
sweet. 00:52:15.4:What... What's he doing?
00:49:37.8:No, no, no, no, no. 00:52:17.3:Something's up. It's best|to leave him alone.
00:49:41.3:Smack him! 00:52:19.8:Come on, honey.
00:49:42.4:- I'm sorry?|- Smack his ass. 00:52:25.1:...Hunt's version|of that here tonight.
00:49:44.9:Smack it. OK. 00:52:27.2:Hey, hey, hey. What are you|doing? I'm
00:49:49.1:- Smack him, Margaret!|- Give it to him! watching that.
00:49:52.5:Yeah! Woo! 00:52:29.9:Why is Andrew out there
00:49:56.1:Can I get down now? 00:52:31.3:hollowing out that old|stupid canoe again?
00:50:08.6:Free. Be free. 00:52:33.7:Well, maybe he's|planning to escape. What?
00:50:18.7:Hey! There you are.|How are you holding 00:52:36.2:I am so tired.
up? 00:52:38.0:Think I'm gonna go|upstairs, take a shower,
00:50:21.5:Oh, fine. Fine. Just working on my tan. 00:52:39.9:wash off Ramone's coconut body oil.
00:50:25.7:Yeah, the Paxtons can be|a bit 00:52:42.1:Sure.
overwhelming at times. 00:52:43.5:I had a great day today. Thank you.
00:50:28.7:Yes, yes. 00:52:48.1:What did you do?
00:50:30.9:It's a little different|than New York, huh? 00:52:49.2:I didn't do anything, I mean...
00:50:33.1:Little bit. Little bit. You ever been? 00:52:51.5:I just had a frank conversation|with him
00:50:36.6:No. That was always|Andrew's dream, not about his future.
mine. 00:52:55.5:Oh... Well, yeah.|That's a good idea.
00:50:39.7:You guys were pretty serious, huh? 00:52:58.2:That's a good idea, Joe,
00:50:42.1:Well, I mean, we dated in high|school and 00:52:59.7:because he will never|come back home
all through college, now.
00:50:44.8:but we were kids. 00:53:01.9:He is my son. I only get|to see him every
00:50:48.7:And you guys called it off because of... three years
00:50:53.3:Well, um... 00:53:05.6:because of you. Because of you.
00:50:55.7:the night before we graduated|school, he 00:53:08.0:I've had enough.
proposed... 00:53:09.1:- You are gonna be supportive...|- Shh!
00:51:00.4:...and said he wanted to elope 00:53:11.6:...of him marrying|Margaret, and that is
00:51:01.9:and run away to New York with me. that.
00:51:04.7:And... 00:53:12.8:Shh! Shh! Shh!
00:51:07.3:You said "no. " 00:53:15.6:You know, if we're not careful,
00:51:09.2:And I said "no," yeah. 00:53:17.2:we are gonna end up in|this great big
00:51:12.2:I've never been anywhere|but here. This is house...
home. 00:53:20.2:...just you and me alone...
00:51:16.2:But anyway... you're a lucky girl. 00:53:22.3:...you and me and everything|that we're
00:51:21.0:He really is the best, which|you obviously angry about,
already know. 00:53:24.1:and God forbid that they|should have a
00:51:26.3:Oh, yep. Yep, very much so, yeah. grandchild
00:51:31.1:Well, cheers to you guys. 00:53:27.5:that we never get to see.
00:51:35.3:Oh... Thank you.
00:53:29.2:You are going to fix this,|Joe. I mean it. Fix it 00:56:00.7:Then you just, jump me|out of nowhere?
now. What's that?
00:53:42.6:Where's a towel? 00:56:02.8:I di... I didn't mean to jump you.
00:53:51.5:Towel... 00:56:04.6:Your dog was attacking me, and I|had to
00:53:55.0:Towel, towel, towel... towel, towel. run, and I ran into you.
00:53:58.2:This is all they have for a towel? 00:56:08.9:What is it with you and this dog?
00:54:00.1:It's ridiculous. I can't get dry. 00:56:10.6:Just, you know, just... go.
00:54:05.6:Hello. 00:56:12.7:- Go...|- Fine.
00:54:08.4:Hello? 00:56:14.0:- Go take a shower. You stink.|- Fine.
00:54:15.3:Oh! 00:56:15.6:- Nice tattoo, by the way.|- What?
00:54:18.9:Oh! Oh. Oh, oh, oh. 00:56:19.6:See? See? Exactly. You see that?
00:54:20.5:No, no, no, no, no. 00:56:22.0:Oh... barely made it out|with my life there.
00:54:21.6:J- j-just... I'm sorry. 00:56:24.7:See the size of the teeth on that thing?
00:54:23.4:L- I-let me just,|let me just get a towel. 00:56:26.6:I didn't...
00:54:25.6:Let me just get a towel. 00:56:42.1:So... So naked.
00:54:27.0:Just... look. 00:56:49.3:Can we, uh, not talk about that, please?
00:54:29.0:You need to just... I'm sorry. 00:56:52.9:Just sayin'.
00:54:30.7:OK, I'm sorry for|feeding you to the eagle. 00:56:59.3:So, uh, what's the deal|with you and your
00:54:32.3:I'm sorry. father?
00:54:38.4:Go away. Go away. 00:57:01.9:Ooh, I'm sorry. That question|is not in the
00:54:39.6:Go, go. Just let me get a towel. binder.
00:54:41.9:Go, go, go... Hold on. 00:57:06.5:Oh, really? Well, I thought|you were the one
00:54:51.3:Yeah. Huh? that said
00:54:53.0:How you like that? Huh? 00:57:08.9:we needed to learn all this...
00:54:56.1:Take it, take it. That's right. 00:57:10.3:Not about that, I didn't.
00:54:58.0:That's what I'm talking|about. You like that? 00:57:11.9:- But if the guy asks us...|- Not about that,
00:55:02.8:Oh. You like it. Margaret.
00:55:10.5:Come here. Come to Mama. 00:57:13.8:Good night.
00:55:13.5:That's right. Get on the carpet. 00:57:30.7:- I like the Psychic Network.|- What?
00:55:15.6:That's a good boy. 00:57:35.1:Not in the "ha-ha, isn't that|funny, she likes
00:55:17.6:Yes! That's good, boy! Come on. that trash"
00:55:21.9:Come on! 00:57:37.9:kind of way. I actually quite enjoy it.
00:55:23.6:Oh, oh! 00:57:41.0:Umm...
00:55:28.7:- Oh, oh!|- What the? 00:57:45.7:I took disco lessons in the sixth grade.
00:55:32.2:- Oh!|- Oh, my God! 00:57:50.9:My first concert was|Rob Base & D.J. E-Z
00:55:34.8:- Why are you naked? My God!|- Oh, God. Rock.
Why are you wet? 00:57:57.1:I think Brian Dennehy is sexy.
00:55:37.3:- Don't look at me.|- I don't understand. 00:58:00.8:Don't like flowers in the house,
00:55:39.9:- Why are you wet?|- Why are you naked? 00:58:02.2:'cause they remind me of funerals.
00:55:41.4:Don't look at me. 00:58:05.5:Never played a video game.
00:55:43.1:Oh, God! You're showing everything. 00:58:08.1:I read Wuthering Heights|every Christmas.
00:55:45.8:Cover it up, for the love of God! 00:58:11.1:It's my favorite book.
00:55:47.8:Oh, God, not the Baby Maker. 00:58:16.3:Haven't slept with a man|in over a year and
00:55:52.1:Explain yourself please. a half.
00:55:53.7:- Explain myself?|- Yes, explain yourself. 00:58:22.7:And, uh... I went to|the bathroom and cried
00:55:55.9:- I was outside.|- Oh, really? 00:58:25.4:after Bob called me a poisonous bitch.
00:55:57.1:- You didn't hear me?|- I was listening to... 00:58:30.0:And the, uh, bird tattoo?
00:55:59.4:What are you even doing home? 00:58:32.9:They're swallows.
00:58:36.9:Got them when I was 16...|after my parents 01:02:34.7:- Oh, my God! What is that?|- I'm sorry. It's
died. morning.
00:58:43.4:Stupid. 01:02:37.5:What do you mean, "It's morning"?
00:58:46.4:I'm sure there's many many other things, 01:02:39.5:Are you OK?
00:58:48.6:but that's all I can|come up with right now. 01:02:41.2:Yep! Coming. One second. Yep.|Come on in.
00:58:58.2:You, uh, there? Everything's fine.
00:59:02.7:I'm here. 01:02:44.0:Disgusting.
00:59:06.6:Just processing. 01:02:46.6:Ow, you're on my hair. OK, just...
00:59:15.1:You really haven't slept|with anyone in 18 01:02:53.7:- Oh, wow.|- Ooh, smells good.
months? 01:02:57.0:Cinnamon rolls.
00:59:17.4:Oh, my God. Out of all that,|that's all you 01:02:58.4:Oh, you shouldn't have|gone to that
got? trouble.
00:59:19.9:That's a long time. 01:03:00.6:Oh, you're family now. It's no trouble.
00:59:21.4:Yeah, well, I've been a little busy. 01:03:03.6:Hey, you have room for one more?
00:59:23.8:Yeah... 01:03:06.0:Wow. Could we not do the|Brady family
00:59:28.4:Who's, uh... meeting right now?
00:59:30.4:- Rob Base and D. J...|- E-Z Rock? 01:03:10.2:We just got up...
00:59:33.6:- Yeah.|- You know. 01:03:11.2:- Yeah.|... if you don't mind.
00:59:42.2:- No. They were good.|- Mm-mm. 01:03:12.7:Your mother and I have|come up with a
00:59:47.7:- What?|- Nothing. proposition
00:59:51.9:I know who they are. I just|wanted to hear 01:03:14.8:and I happen to think|it's a terrific idea...
you sing it. 01:03:18.0:We want you|to get married here
01:00:03.6:- Margaret?|- Yes? tomorrow.
01:00:08.3:Don't take this the wrong way. 01:03:20.3:Tomorrow.
01:00:12.4:'K. 01:03:23.3:- What? What? What?|- Mmm-mmm. No.
01:00:15.2:You are a very... very beautiful woman. 01:03:25.5:Well, you're gonna get married anyway,
01:00:45.8:- Feel it deep, feel it low.|- Mmm-hmm. 01:03:27.2:so why don't you get married here...
01:00:49.5:God, I can't sing that high. 01:03:29.7:...where we can be all together,
01:01:15.8:Huh? Where am I? 01:03:31.1:and that way Grandma Annie|can be a part
01:01:19.3:What time is it? of it.
01:01:20.7:What time is it? 01:03:34.4:- Oh. Oh, we're...|- No.
01:01:22.3:Ooh! Ooh. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh... 01:03:36.6:No. No, it's Gammy's|big birthday tomorrow
01:01:39.1:Oh, God. night.
01:02:02.5:Room service.|Breakfast for the happy 01:03:40.0:Big day for her.
couple. 01:03:41.1:We don't want to ruin it.|That's you know...
01:02:06.3:Andrew! Andrew! 01:03:43.3:I've had 89 birthday parties,|I don't need
01:02:08.9:Andr... another one.
01:02:11.8:Your mother's at the door. Get up! 01:03:47.0:Oh, Gammy.
01:02:13.3:- Get up here! Your mother's...|- Oh, God. 01:03:48.5:It would be a dream come true for me
01:02:14.7:Just a second! 01:03:51.0:to see my one grandchild's wedding.
01:02:20.7:- Not the baby blanket.|- OK, all right. 01:03:53.4:- A dream come true!|- Mmmm.
01:02:23.1:Not the baby blanket. Get it|off, get it off, 01:03:55.7:- So you'll do it?|- Mmm-mmm.
get it off. 01:03:58.9:Before I'm dead?
01:02:25.8:- OK, all right.|- Wait a second. Hold on. 01:04:00.6:- OK. OK.|- OK.
01:02:27.8:- What? What?|- Are you wearing makeup? 01:04:04.3:OK, we will do everything.
01:02:29.8:What? No. Of course not. 01:04:06.6:And you can get married|like we did, in the
01:02:31.6:- OK, what do we do? All right.|- Just spoon barn.
me, spoon me... 01:04:09.2:It's a Paxton family tradition.
01:04:11.4:- Oh, wow!|- Yup.
01:04:14.1:Wow! Uh! I've always wanted to|get 01:05:57.0:Come on...
married in a... in a barn. 01:05:58.1:...haven't left you yet, Margaret.
01:04:19.5:- I have.|- It's a sign. 01:06:00.9:I got it. Let go.
01:04:21.8:A sign from the universe that|you're meant 01:06:05.7:- You all right?|- Yeah, um...
to be together. 01:06:08.1:You know what? I'm gonna go.
01:04:25.6:Oh, we must give thanks, I tell you. 01:06:09.7:Where?
01:04:28.8:Come, come. We must give thanks. 01:06:11.0:I just kinda feel like going outside.
01:04:32.0:OK, I know I should leave you alone now. 01:06:14.0:All right. That's the bathroom.
01:04:34.7:But we're just so excited!|I know you're 01:06:16.5:Oh, yeah. I know. I'm just, uh...
excited, too. 01:06:18.0:I'm gonna go to go to the bathroom,|and
01:04:38.2:- It's the craziest.|- Really excited. then I'm gonna go out, outside.
01:04:40.1:Yeah! Go. Go. 01:06:21.2:All right.
01:04:43.6:Go. 01:06:23.3:All right.
01:04:49.1:Oh, my God. 01:06:35.8:OK, you just have to focus,|Margaret. Just
01:04:52.5:When my mom finds out that|this whole focus.
thing is a sham 01:06:40.7:This is a business deal.|This is just a business
01:04:54.4:she's gonna... she's gonna be crushed, deal.
01:04:55.8:and my grandmother's gonna die. 01:06:43.5:Everything's|gonna be just fine.
01:04:58.0:- Your mom's not going to find out.|- I... my 01:06:49.6:OK, this is a little|rough. I can do this.
father. 01:06:54.9:Oh, my God. God, I hate nature!
01:04:59.7:What the hell's with that?|The whole 01:06:57.4:I hate it.
wedding thing? 01:06:58.8:Not stopping. Not stopping. Oh! Oh...
01:05:01.3:Where did that come from? 01:07:02.2:Why are you not stopping?
01:05:02.3:She probably got him worked up into it. 01:07:04.2:Stop, stop, stop it, stop!
01:05:04.6:It's fine. She's not gonna find out. 01:07:10.3:I just wanted... some air.
01:05:05.9:- They're not going to find out.|- Oh, God. 01:07:17.8:What is that?
Margaret! 01:07:20.3:What now? What is that? What is that?
01:05:08.1:Andrew, they're not gonna|find out, OK? 01:07:25.0:What is that?
Just relax. 01:07:40.1:What is that?
01:05:11.6:It's gonna be OK. 01:07:58.7:Come to me,|Margaret of New York.
01:05:13.2:It's not like we're|gonna be married forever. 01:08:01.9:It is I, Grandma Annie.
01:05:15.7:We'll be happily divorced|before you know 01:08:04.4:Oh!
it. 01:08:05.8:I see you are a curious one.
01:05:18.3:It will be fine. It will be fine. 01:08:08.3:Come. See how I give|thanks to Mother
01:05:22.8:You OK? Earth.
01:05:24.4:Yeah. 01:08:11.4:You know, actually,|I'm not that curious.
01:05:30.0:- Get us some coffee.|- Yeah. 01:08:13.8:- I'll just...|- Look around you.
01:05:33.1:So, would you like a cinnamon soy latte? 01:08:15.7:Mother Earth has provided all this...
01:05:36.8:A- ha. 01:08:18.3:...just as she brought you and|Andrew
01:05:43.2:You're right, you know... together to be joined.
01:05:44.8:Get a quickie divorce, we'll be fine. 01:08:22.7:- Oh.|- We must give thanks
01:05:46.2:- Absolutely.|- It's gonna be fine. 01:08:25.4:and ask that your loins|be abundantly
01:05:47.8:Everything is going to be great. fertile.
01:05:50.2:But this little missus|better learn how to 01:08:28.7:Come. Dance with me in celebration.
cook... 01:08:32.2:You know, can I, can I|just thank her from
01:05:52.2:...so she can take care of her husband. here?
01:05:54.0:Keep my man happy. 01:08:35.5:I insist!
01:05:55.2:I don't want him leaving|me for another 01:08:37.4:OK, OK, OK.
woman. 01:08:39.8:I will come down and dance with you.
01:08:44.4:Follow and learn. 01:10:22.2:Uh... You know,|your Gammy wanted me
01:08:51.4:Come on, Margaret! Feel the|rhythm of the to...
drums. Now you. 01:10:26.5:...you know, chant.|Chant from the heart.
01:08:55.5:- Me what?|- Chant. 01:10:28.5:Balls? That's what came to your heart?
01:08:57.1:Chant what? 01:10:31.0:You know, it went with the beat.
01:08:58.7:Whatever comes|to you. It is the way. 01:10:34.8:Your phone arrived.
01:09:00.9:- But I don't know any chants.|- To the trees. 01:10:36.6:I'm gonna go into town|to pick it up. Wanna
Use your vowels. come?
01:09:04.7:- Eee. Ooo. Ooo. Eee.|- Ooo. Eee. 01:10:38.2:Oh, yes, I want to go.|I want to go. Oh, hold
01:09:08.5:- Yes. Chant.|- Yes. Chant, chant. on.
01:09:10.3:- Eee. To the trees.|- Yes! Yes! 01:10:41.1:Is it, uh, OK if I go with him?
01:09:12.5:- To the universe!|- The universe. Ah. 01:10:44.1:Whatever you do is what shall be.
Universe. 01:10:47.7:But you're OK if I go?
01:09:16.5:To the crazy.|To the window, the window. 01:10:48.9:- Fine. Go on.|- Bye, Gammy.
01:09:20.3:To the wall, to the wall. 01:10:52.4:- You're a freak!|- Shut up.
01:09:22.0:To the sweat drip down my balls. 01:10:54.9:Would you, please?
01:09:23.8:- To all you bitches...|- Louder! 01:10:58.0:Ow!
01:09:26.2:To the window, to the window. 01:11:17.2:Hey, buddy.
01:09:28.2:To the walls, to the walls. 01:11:18.3:Andrew, hey!
01:09:30.0:To the sweat drip down my balls. 01:11:20.1:- You got that phone I ordered?|- Yes, it
01:09:31.6:Now all you bitches crawl. came in. How are you?
01:09:33.9:# All skeet, skeet, mother 01:11:23.1:- Great. You?|- Good.
01:09:35.6:# All skeet, skeet, goddamn 01:11:26.9:Hola.
01:09:37.3:# To the window, to the window 01:11:29.3:Hey, hi.
01:09:39.1:# To the wall, to the wall 01:11:31.9:Remember this?
01:09:41.1:# To the sweat drip down my balls 01:11:33.5:Yes, yes.
01:09:42.8:# To all you bitches crawl 01:11:34.7:Wonderful. Wonderful. Yes.
01:09:44.7:# All skeet, skeet, mother 01:11:37.3:- Remember that?|- Yes. Yes. I know.
01:09:46.5:# All skeet, skeet goddamn 01:11:43.4:Think you made quite|an impression on
01:09:48.5:# To the window, to the window Ramone.
01:09:50.1:# To the wall, to the wall 01:11:45.5:Mmm-hmm, I think the part|where I burst
01:09:51.9:# To the sweat drip down my into tears
01:09:53.7:# All you bitches go 01:11:47.9:just really brought us together.
01:09:58.8:Gammy! Let's take it|to the bridge! Woo! 01:11:49.6:- Yeah. Oh, guess what.|- What?
01:10:01.6:# Let me see you get low|You scared, you 01:11:51.1:Fun fact about Andrew number 11:
scared 01:11:52.5:- I like Pringles.|- Mm-hmm. OK.
01:10:03.8:# Drop your ass to the flo'|You scared, you 01:11:54.1:They're delicious. All Hostess products.
scared 01:11:55.5:Coke, never Pepsi, and beef jerky.
01:10:05.9:# Let me see you get low|You scared, you 01:11:57.2:What, are you, like, 13?
scared 01:11:58.5:- Mmm.|- Here we go.
01:10:07.5:- # Drop your ass to the floor|- You scared! 01:12:00.1:It's all charged up, Andrew.
01:10:09.0:# You scared, you scared|See you get low 01:12:01.4:Thanks, buddy.
01:10:10.5:- # You scared, you scared|- You scared. 01:12:04.3:And I put your lady's number in, too.
01:10:12.0:# Your butt to the flo'|You scared, you 01:12:06.6:- Thank you very mu...|- Milady.
scared 01:12:11.5:Thank you, thank you very much.|Thank
01:10:14.0:# Now stop, woo|Now wiggle it you.
01:10:15.8:# Now stop, woo|Jiggle it, just jiggle it 01:12:13.5:Just... thank you.
01:10:17.8:- Whatcha doing?|- # Just wiggle it 01:12:19.1:Oh, my God. I have 37 messages.
01:10:20.7:Oh, uh. 01:12:22.7:Shit. I need a computer.
01:12:24.1:Is there, is there a computer|in this 01:14:41.4:Just... just|finishing up the buttons.
godforsaken town? 01:14:43.4:Yeah, and don't worry about the fit
01:12:29.6:OK. So when it runs out,|it gives you a 01:14:45.2:because Annie is the best|tailor in southeast
warning. Alaska.
01:12:32.8:Just put in more dimes. 01:14:48.3:Oh... Pssh.
01:12:35.6:- Here you go.|- What? 01:14:51.7:Wow, incredible.
01:12:37.4:- You're kidding. Dimes?|- Come on, Kels. 01:14:53.3:Maybe a tad loose in certain|areas, but
01:12:39.4:- You're not kidding?|- I'll be outside. otherwise...
01:12:40.9:- Yell if you need me.|- But what am I 01:14:55.9:Oh, sorry. I'm a bit|chesty to begin with
supposed... 01:14:59.6:and I happened to be|knocked up when I
01:12:42.3:You'll be fine. wore this.
01:12:46.0:OK, I can figure this out.|I'm an intelligent 01:15:02.4:Oh.
woman. 01:15:03.7:Oh, let's see if we can find your boobs.
01:12:50.1:Block 'em out, block 'em out,|block 'em out. 01:15:09.1:- They're in there somewhere.|- Yes. Yes,
There you go. they are.
01:12:52.6:OK. 01:15:12.3:This is like an Easter egg hunt.
01:12:54.3:Now. 01:15:15.3:Maybe they shrunk up|in the cold Alaskan
01:12:56.6:What is that? What is it? air.
01:13:01.8:Um, uh, excuse me? Excuse... 01:15:20.7:- Oh! There they are.|- That... yes. That
01:13:08.5:OK. would be...
01:13:12.5:OK. 01:15:24.7:- There, let's see.|- I was thinking, if you'd
01:13:42.3:So, it was nice|to see Gertrude, huh? like,
01:13:45.0:Yeah. 01:15:28.2:maybe we could head down your|way for
01:13:46.5:She looked really pretty today. the holidays this year.
01:13:50.1:- Yeah, she did.|- Mmm-hmm. 01:15:33.0:Oh, that would, uh...|that would be nice.
01:13:53.2:Must be nice to see each other|again and 01:15:35.2:That'd be nice. Or maybe|we could come to
just catch up. you, too.
01:13:56.2:It's definitely good to see her. It's... 01:15:39.8:- Well, that would be lovely.|- Mmm-hmm.
01:13:58.4:...definitely, yeah.|It's been a long time. 01:15:43.6:I would like that very much.
01:14:02.1:Oh, there they are.|There they are. 01:15:45.8:Oh, Grace, for God's sake.|We've got work
Margaret! to do.
01:14:04.6:Woo! 01:15:48.6:- I know. I'm sorry.|- Go make yourself a cup
01:14:05.9:We need Margaret. of tea.
01:14:07.1:Afraid we're going to have to|steal you 01:15:51.4:I'll finish this. Go.
away, young lady. 01:15:54.3:Now, let's make this|absolute perfection.
01:14:09.7:Oh, no, no, no, no.|I'm just gonna keep... 01:16:02.4:Now, just one special touch|and you're
01:14:11.2:No, not to worry. ready.
01:14:13.0:No strippers, no chanting|in the woods. 01:16:11.7:It's been in the family|for more than 150
Promise. years.
01:14:15.3:- Oh, well...|- Yeah. Come on. 01:16:16.5:Annie, it's beautiful,|but I don't really
01:14:17.2:But not you. It's girl stuff.|You'd hate it. think...
01:14:21.1:- But...|- Come on. 01:16:18.5:- Shh. I'm not finished.|- Oh, sorry.
01:14:23.7:Um, OK. Will I, uh... 01:16:21.2:My great-grandfather gave it|to my great-
01:14:25.3:...are these shoes OK|for what we're gonna grandmother
do? 01:16:24.8:when they got married.
01:14:28.9:I can't believe this is happening. 01:16:27.0:They were quite a scandal, you know.
01:14:32.0:My mother made this dress by hand. 01:16:29.1:He was Russian and she|was Tlingit, and
01:14:34.6:In this very shop. In 1929. back then
01:14:38.4:It's funny how things|come back in style.
01:16:33.1:you had to get approval|from every member 01:19:07.9:and you have Gertrude, and|I'm... I'm just
of the tribe screwing it up!
01:16:35.9:before you got married. 01:19:10.6:You're not screwing it up!|I agreed to this!
01:16:37.3:Almost broke them up. 01:19:12.8:You were there, remember?
01:16:38.9:Well... how did they stay together then? 01:19:13.9:Your family loves you. Do you know that?
01:16:41.8:She was a lot like you. Tough. 01:19:15.5:- I know that! Yes!|- You know that?
01:16:44.6:Wouldn't take "no" for an answer. 01:19:17.1:And you're still willing|to put them through
01:16:47.6:She was good for him. this?
01:16:51.5:I want you to have it. 01:19:18.8:They're not gonna find out!
01:16:53.3:- I can't. Can't take this.|- I don't want to 01:19:19.9:How do you know they won't find out?
hear it. 01:19:21.2:Because you said so yourself.
01:16:56.8:Grandmothers love to give|their stuff to 01:19:22.6:- I know, but what if your mother...|- You
their grandchildren. said so yourself!
01:17:00.5:It makes us feel like we'll|still be part of your 01:19:24.6:Oh, my God, if your mother found out...
lives 01:19:25.8:Whoa! Whoa!
01:17:03.2:even after we're gone. 01:19:27.9:- Oh, my God! What if Gammy finds out?|-
01:17:04.7:Take it. The boat is moving!
01:17:12.2:Are... are you all right, dear? 01:19:29.6:If Gammy finds out, she's|gonna have a
01:17:16.9:I, uh... heart attack!
01:17:21.1:Uh... Well, I, um... 01:19:31.0:Stop! It's gonna be fine!
01:17:26.2:I, uh... I just, uh, I just wanted to... 01:19:33.0:- She's gonna have a heart attack!|- Will you
01:17:32.0:make sure there was enough time|to get all calm down! Hold on!
the sewing done. 01:19:36.2:Whoa, whoa. Whoa!
01:17:34.8:Don't you worry about that. 01:19:37.8:Whoa! I don't think|that hijacking a boat
01:17:37.8:- You're gonna be beautiful.|- OK. 01:19:41.4:is a proper way to|express your frustration!
01:17:40.3:- Now let's get you out of those pins.|- OK. 01:19:45.1:Now... Oh, great.
01:18:07.0:All right. 01:19:46.5:Now you decide to shut up! Margaret?
01:18:13.2:This is untied. Hop on in. 01:19:48.8:- Andrew!|- Margaret?
01:18:20.0:Hey, hey, hey. Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey! 01:19:50.9:- Andrew!|- Margaret!
01:18:23.1:Whoa! What... 01:19:57.4:I can't swim!
01:18:24.5:Mind telling me what the hell's wrong? 01:19:58.5:Margaret!
01:18:26.2:I just needed to get|away from everybody. 01:20:00.1:To the buoy!
01:18:27.9:- What's wrong?|- Nothing! Just stop talking, 01:20:01.4:- What?|- To the buoy!
please! 01:20:04.8:OK.
01:18:38.4:Would you mind telling me|what's 01:20:19.1:All right, come on! Give me your hand!
happening now? 01:20:21.5:Hey! Give me your hand!
01:18:42.0:Margaret. 01:20:24.0:Margaret! Give me...
01:18:46.1:- Margaret!|- I forgot, OK? 01:20:26.7:Come on, give me your hand!
01:18:48.6:You forgot what? 01:20:28.3:Come on, come on. I got you. I got you.
01:18:49.9:I forgot what it was|like to have a family! 01:20:30.8:I got you.
01:18:52.5:I've been on my own since I was 16 01:20:33.5:Come on.
01:18:54.9:and I forgot what it felt|like to have people 01:20:36.0:What the hell|were you thinking?
love you 01:20:37.8:Could've gotten yourself killed.
01:18:57.8:and make you breakfast and say, "Hey! 01:20:39.6:You turned the boat and|made me fall in,
01:19:00.2:We'd love to come down|for the holidays. " you jackass.
01:19:01.8:And I say, "Well, why don't we|come up and 01:20:43.0:You let go of the steering wheel, Ahab.
see you instead?" 01:20:45.1:I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:19:05.3:And give you necklaces!|And you have all 01:20:47.7:All right, come here.|You've got to get
that here, warm. Come on.
01:20:51.1:Come on. It's OK. 01:24:03.0:- Give your bride a kiss good night.|- We're
01:20:55.7:That's OK. not gonna...
01:21:00.2:It's OK. 01:24:05.1:...use the Baby Maker.
01:21:33.5:I want to talk to both of you. 01:24:06.3:You've got your whole|lives to be together.
01:21:48.1:Your mother is never to|hear about any of 01:24:08.1:- OK.|- Now, come on. Come on.
this. 01:24:18.2:If I don't go with her,|she's just gonna...
01:22:03.1:Told you I'd check up on you. 01:24:19.4:- Come right back.|- Yeah.
01:22:06.6:What did you do? 01:24:30.3:See you in the morning?
01:22:07.8:I got a phone call from|Mr. Gilbertson here, 01:24:32.8:Yeah.
01:22:09.8:who told me that if you were lying, 01:25:37.2:Hey, Gammy.
01:22:12.1:and he strongly believes that you are, 01:25:40.1:- Thanks, Gammy.|- Oh.
01:22:14.3:he would send you to prison. 01:26:51.5:Everyone, please be seated.
01:22:15.9:So I flew him up here. 01:26:59.0:Ramone.
01:22:18.0:- Dad.|- Luckily for you, 01:27:04.0:We are gathered here|today to give
01:22:20.1:your father negotiated|a deal on your thanks...
behalf. 01:27:09.7:...and to celebrate...
01:22:23.2:Now, this offer's|gonna last for 20 seconds, 01:27:12.3:...one of life's greatest moments.
01:22:26.5:so listen closely. 01:27:14.9:To give recognition
01:22:28.2:You're gonna make a statement 01:27:16.8:to the beauty, honesty,|and unselfish ways
01:22:29.4:admitting this marriage is a sham... 01:27:21.6:of Andrew and Margaret's true love
01:22:31.1:...or you're gonna go to prison. 01:27:24.5:in front of family and friends.
01:22:32.4:You tell the truth, you're off the hook, 01:27:27.0:For it is their family and friends
01:22:34.7:and she is going to go back to Canada. 01:27:29.9:who taught Andrew and Margaret to love.
01:22:42.8:Ah, well. Take the deal. 01:27:34.2:So it is only right that|family and friends are
01:22:45.7:- I don't think so.|- Don't be stupid, Andrew. all...
01:22:50.1:You want a statement?|Here's your 01:27:42.5:Mi amor. Do you have a question?
statement. 01:27:45.6:Uh, no...
01:22:52.0:I've been working for|Margaret Tate for 01:27:47.6:Your hand is up.
three years. 01:27:52.6:Oh, it, it's, uh, not a question,
01:22:53.7:Six months ago we started|dating, we fell in 01:27:55.7:but I do have something I need to say.
love. 01:27:58.0:- Margaret.|- Can it wait till after?
01:22:56.0:I asked her to marry me, she said "yes. " 01:28:02.0:Uh... No. No.
01:22:57.9:I'll see you at the wedding. 01:28:17.9:- Hi there.|- Hi.
01:23:10.8:Well, you know. 01:28:21.8:Thank you all so much for coming out.
01:23:33.7:So... 01:28:24.0:I, uh... have|a bit of an announcement
01:23:37.7:...you sure about this? 01:28:27.3:to make about the wedding.
01:23:40.4:Not really. 01:28:29.4:- A confession, actually.|- What are you
01:23:45.7:I mean, I am very appreciative|of what doing?
you've done, 01:28:32.8:Uh... I'm a Canadian. Yes, Canadian.
01:23:48.5:but I think that... 01:28:36.4:With an expired visa|who was about to be
01:23:49.6:You'd do the same for me. deported.
01:23:50.8:Right? 01:28:40.6:And because I didn't want to leave
01:23:53.9:Hope everyone is decent. 01:28:42.3:this wonderful country of yours,
01:23:56.2:You need to come with me. 01:28:44.5:I forced Andrew here to marry me.
01:23:57.8:Now, tomorrow|is your wedding day. 01:28:47.5:Margaret, stop it.
01:23:59.5:You have to give the|Baby Maker a rest 01:28:49.0:See, Andrew has always had|this
tonight. extraordinary work ethic.
01:24:01.2:It's tradition. 01:28:54.3:Something I think he learned from you.
01:28:57.3:And for three years I|watched him work 01:32:02.0:It's a sham wedding.|It's kind of stressful.
harder 01:32:04.8:But then she goes ahead|and she leaves this
01:28:59.4:than anyone else at our company. note.
01:29:01.4:And I knew that if I threatened|to destroy 01:32:07.9:Because she doesn't have the decency...
his career... 01:32:09.8:the humanity to do it to my face.
01:29:04.7:...he would, he would do|just about 01:32:11.9:Three years. Three years|I work with this...
anything. this terrorist.
01:29:11.5:So I blackmailed him to|come up here and 01:32:17.1:Never once has she had|a nice thing to say,
to lie to you. 01:32:18.7:and then she goes ahead|and she writes this
01:29:17.6:All of you. crap!
01:29:20.7:And I thought it would|be easy to watch him 01:32:20.6:- Andrew.|- But none of that matters
do it. 01:32:22.4:because we had a deal!
01:29:25.6:But it wasn't. 01:32:23.7:- Andrew.|- Sorry. I'm sorry. I just...
01:29:30.0:Turns out it's not easy|to ruin someone's life 01:32:27.9:She just makes me a little crazy.
01:29:32.2:once you find out|how wonderful they are. 01:32:29.2:Yeah. I can see that.
01:29:41.1:You have a beautiful family. 01:32:32.6:So you're just gonna let her go?
01:29:45.0:Don't let this|come between you. 01:32:50.0:So, what now?
01:29:50.1:This was my fault. 01:32:52.0:Well... now that|you're leaving voluntarily,
01:29:52.5:Margaret... 01:32:55.0:it all becomes very civilized.
01:29:54.3:Andrew, this was a business deal, 01:32:57.7:Once we land in New York,|you have 24
01:29:56.3:and you held up your end,|but now the deal hours
is off. 01:33:00.5:to head back to Canada.
01:30:01.6:I'm sorry. 01:33:10.9:- Andrew, what's happening?|- I got to talk
01:30:04.8:And, you, meet me at the dock. to her.
01:30:06.1:You're giving me a ride to the airport. 01:33:13.3:- Why would you do that?|- Boys!
01:30:24.7:- What were you thinking?|- I don't, I don't 01:33:14.6:This has nothing to do with you.
know. 01:33:15.6:Boys, stop it! Stop it!
01:30:27.2:Andrew, you lied to us. 01:33:16.7:I'm not gonna let you do this.
01:30:28.8:Let me get my head on straight, OK? 01:33:18.2:I'm not asking|your permission here.
01:30:30.3:I'll explain everything later. 01:33:19.7:Annie! Joe! Joe!
01:30:31.7:I'm sorry. 01:33:23.0:Annie! Joe!
01:31:11.4:You were right.|This book is special. 01:33:26.2:I think I'm having a heart attack.
01:31:14.4:I lied because I knew publishing meant 01:33:29.3:- Easy. Easy.|- Somebody get a doctor!
01:31:16.0:I'd lose you as an assistant 01:33:30.7:- Easy, easy.|- Get a doctor!
01:31:17.3:but... you have an extraordinary eye, 01:33:36.6:I got it.
01:31:19.6:and I'll make sure we|buy this before I leave. 01:34:06.2:Andrew.
01:31:22.7:Have an amazing life.|You deserve it. 01:34:10.5:You two need to stop fighting.
Margaret. 01:34:14.0:You'll never see eye to eye.
01:31:29.0:Well, that was, uh... crazy. 01:34:17.9:But you're family.
01:31:33.7:You know, people are gonna be|talking 01:34:24.9:Promise me you'll stand by Andrew.
about this forever. 01:34:29.9:Even if... if you don't agree with him.
01:31:38.0:Yeah. Yeah. 01:34:35.1:I promise.
01:31:41.3:Are you OK? 01:34:38.4:Andrew.
01:31:43.7:Yeah. No. Uh... 01:34:40.9:Promise me you'll work harder|to be a part
01:31:48.8:I just feel... You know|what the problem is? of this family.
01:31:52.7:The problem is that this woman... 01:34:46.9:I will.
01:31:55.9:...is a gigantic pain in my ass. 01:34:51.6:I will, Gammy.
01:31:59.5:First there's the whole leaving|thing. I 01:34:53.9:Well, then, the spirits can take me.
understand that. 01:34:59.6:Oh, Annie.
01:35:08.1:Gammy? 01:37:05.1:Of course not.
01:35:16.3:I guess they're not ready for me. 01:37:06.6:Am I the only one not getting this?
01:35:19.2:I'm feeling much better, sonny. 01:37:08.2:- Oh, Joe!|- Chuck! Chuck! Look down.
01:35:21.1:No need to take us|to the hospital. 01:37:12.1:Oh! Oh. Look down.
01:35:23.0:Take us to the airport, please. 01:37:13.6:Like... Oh, there you are!
01:35:24.9:Mom, what? Are you faking|the heart 01:37:15.9:Sorry, man. There was|nothing I could do.
attack? 01:37:20.1:Thanks, Chuck.
01:35:26.7:Oh, come on! 01:37:24.8:I'm sorry, son. I didn't|know how you felt
01:35:28.2:Well, it was the only|way I could get you about her.
two 01:37:34.3:Honey, it's gonna be OK.
01:35:30.1:to shut up and get us to the airport! 01:38:09.3:Jordan?
01:35:32.5:Ma'am, we're not authorized|to take you to 01:38:29.1:Jordan.
the airport. 01:38:31.5:Jordan!
01:35:34.6:Larry Ferris, don't|make me call your 01:38:33.0:I need for you to send|the boxes in my
mother. office to...
01:35:37.6:You got it. 01:38:36.4:...to this address, please.
01:35:41.4:You scared the hell out of me. 01:38:38.0:This one right here.|This address right here.
01:35:48.8:Yep. You should've|given up back in New OK?
York. 01:38:42.4:- Can you do that?|- Uh, yes. Sure.
01:35:52.9:See, I'm like Eliot Ness. 01:38:45.0:- Good, all right. Thank you.|- Miss Tate.
01:35:56.1:I always get my man. 01:38:46.9:Yes. What? What?
01:35:59.3:I'm that good. 01:38:52.0:Hey.
01:36:02.3:Flight 1601, as soon|as you're in position, 01:38:56.7:Andrew.
01:36:04.5:you're cleared for takeoff. 01:39:03.2:Why are, why are you panting?
01:36:05.8:Roger that, Chuck. 01:39:05.8:Because I've been running.
01:36:15.0:OK. Come on, come on,|come on, come on. 01:39:08.0:- Really. From Alaska?|- I need to talk to you.
01:36:23.1:Tower. Talk to me. 01:39:10.9:Yeah? Well, I don't have time to talk.
01:36:24.7:- Chuck! It's Drew Paxton.|- Hey, dude. 01:39:12.6:I need to catch a 5:45 to Toronto.
01:36:26.9:Hey, uh... I have a little|favor I need from 01:39:15.1:- Margaret.|- I need the boxes to go out
you, buddy... today.
01:36:29.9:Margaret's on that plane. I got|to talk to 01:39:16.8:I want to make sure everything is...
her. Can you stop it? 01:39:17.9:Margaret! Stop talking!
01:36:32.0:Oh, yeah! 01:39:24.1:Gotta say something.
01:36:33.3:I heard about your lady bailin'. 01:39:25.6:- OK.|- This will just take a sec.
01:36:35.1:- Drag-ola.|- Chuck! I need you 01:39:27.4:Fine. What?
01:36:38.2:to stop the plane. Please. 01:39:30.3:Three days ago, I loathed you.
01:36:39.8:I can't do that. 01:39:35.1:I used to dream about you|getting hit by a
01:36:42.7:No, no, no, no, no,|no, no, no, no! Come on! cab.
01:36:46.8:Oh, no. 01:39:37.3:Or poisoned.
01:36:50.4:No! 01:39:38.6:- Oh, that's nice.|- I told you to stop talking.
01:36:53.9:- What's wrong?|- Margaret's on that plane. 01:39:42.3:Then we had our little|adventure up in
01:36:55.8:- And he didn't get to tell her.|- Tell her Alaska
what? 01:39:44.9:and things started to change.
01:36:58.1:That he loves her. 01:39:47.3:Things changed when we kissed.
01:36:59.6:So she could tell him|that she loves him, 01:39:51.9:And when you told me about your tattoo.
too. 01:39:56.5:Even when you checked me|out when we
01:37:02.5:OK, but how does he... were naked.
01:37:03.7:If she didn't love him,|she wouldn't have 01:39:58.7:Uh-huuuh.
left. 01:40:00.1:Naked?
01:40:01.3:Well, I didn't see anything... 01:43:28.3:I loved her from the beginning.
01:40:03.3:Yeah, you did. 01:43:32.1:What side of the|bed does Margaret sleep
01:40:04.7:But I didn't realize any of|this until I was on?
standing alone. 01:43:33.4:She sleeps on the left.
01:40:09.0:In a barn... wife-less. 01:43:35.2:What side of the bed do you sleep on?
01:40:12.9:Now, you can imagine my disappointment 01:43:38.7:Look, are they soul mates? Eeeh.
01:40:15.5:when it suddenly dawned on me 01:43:43.0:Uh... Will they kill each other? No.
01:40:17.0:that the woman I love is about|to be kicked 01:43:45.7:Are you a good driver?
out of the country. 01:43:46.9:Oh, excellent driver. Excellent.
01:40:23.9:So, Margaret. 01:43:53.2:Oh.
01:40:28.0:Marry me. 01:43:55.7:In my mind I see her|with someone
01:40:32.6:Because I'd like to date you. perhaps...
01:40:47.3:Trust me. You don't really|want to be with 01:43:58.7:...more swarthy, darker.
me. 01:44:00.7:We don't use the word|"Margaret" around
01:40:50.7:Yes, I do. Kevin.
01:40:54.0:See, the thing is, there is a reason why 01:44:03.3:He still hasn't warmed up to her.
01:40:57.1:I've been alone all this time. 01:44:07.7:Margaret.
01:40:59.7:I'm comfortable that way. 01:44:11.4:See? It's the damnedest thing.
01:41:01.7:And I think it would|just be a lot easier 01:44:13.2:I have never farted in front of him.
01:41:03.8:if we forgot everything|that happened and I 01:44:14.9:Nor will I ever fart in front of him.
just left. 01:44:17.3:She farts in her sleep.
01:41:11.7:You're right. 01:44:19.9:Would you consider|Margaret a good
01:41:18.8:That would be easier. dancer?
01:41:37.2:- I'm scared.|- Me, too. 01:44:21.8:You can tell by the way|she drinks her soda
01:42:04.5:Aren't you supposed to get down|on your pop
knee or something? 01:44:25.1:that she's a good dancer.
01:42:07.5:I'm gonna take that as a "yes. " 01:44:27.5:Uh-huh. How, how...
01:42:09.0:Oh, OK. 01:44:28.7:How is the soda pop|relevant to the
01:42:25.6:Yeah! Show her|who's boss, Andrew! dancing?
01:42:36.6:So, let me see|if I've got this right. 01:44:33.2:I don't understand this.
01:42:40.3:You two are engaged again. 01:44:34.9:- I call him... puppy.|- Pumpkin.
01:42:42.8:- Yes.|- Yes. 01:44:37.9:- Monkey.|- Daisy.
01:42:44.4:For real? 01:44:39.6:- Kiddo.|- Uh... Bird.
01:42:47.4:- Yes.|- Yeah. 01:44:41.8:Sometimes I call him Rick.
01:42:48.6:You're sure you want to|go through with 01:44:45.1:How do you spell "Ramone?"
this? 01:44:46.6:R- A-M-O-N-E.
01:42:49.7:Because one wrong answer... 01:44:49.5:Could you do that|again in English, please?
01:42:50.9:I'm gonna take you down. 01:44:51.4:When you say, you know, the|position in the
01:42:56.5:- OK.|- OK. relationship...
01:43:00.8:Let's do it. 01:44:54.3:Top or bottom?
01:43:11.5:When did you|first start to date? 01:44:55.7:You're asking me a question|about who's on
01:43:13.1:Last week. top?
01:43:15.0:- That going well?|- So far it's great. Thank 01:44:58.7:You took an oath|when you walked in this
you. office.
01:43:18.3:What kind of|deodorant does Andrew use? 01:45:00.5:I did not take an oath.|When did I take an
01:43:19.8:Men's Speed Stick? oath?
01:43:21.4:What flavor? Musk? Alpine? 01:45:03.0:Laura should've|done that, but she didn't.
01:43:24.7:Was it love at first sight? 01:45:04.3:- That's OK.|- Who's Laura?
01:43:26.1:No. 01:45:06.2:She's the girl behind you.|Don't look around.
01:45:08.6:Which of|the following numbers
01:45:09.9:- is not a prime?|- Seventeen.
01:45:12.7:I'm sorry. Let me say the list, please.
01:45:14.9:I'm sorry?
01:45:16.0:He knew|your favorite color.
01:45:17.3:- Blue?|- Wrong!
01:45:18.9:- Red?|- No!
01:45:20.5:Dark... Maybe like a hunter green?
01:45:22.1:No. White.
01:45:23.5:- White?|- OK, moving on.
01:45:24.8:Favorite color is blue.
01:45:26.2:What's her favorite color|when she's not at
home?
01:45:30.2:I don't know.
01:45:31.6:Are you a citizen|of this country, Ramone?
01:45:33.4:Yes, I'm a citizen!|Are you crazy?
01:45:39.3:What relevance a ball in a net
01:45:42.3:or a Fruit Roll-Up or a Pop-Tart
01:45:44.2:has to do with my|relationship with
Andrew?
01:45:46.8:If you're|getting excited...
01:45:48.4:Who are you engaged to?
01:45:51.6:- Andrew.|- Very good. Got one right.
01:45:55.8:Who are you engaged to?
01:45:57.0:I'm engaged to Margaret Tate.
01:45:58.7:And on the wedding day,|who will be next
to you?
01:46:04.2:I'm going to marry Margaret Tate.
01:46:06.6:- Final answer?|- That work? Yeah, final
answer.
01:46:09.3:Is this a game show?|I don't understand
what...
01:46:19.7:That's a great song.
01:46:21.2:That was beautiful.|That was really
beautiful.
01:46:23.0:Mama Cass.