Sphincter 82:2
Sphincter 82:2
Sphincter 82:2
The chance to edit the Sphincter magazine as publications secretary wasn’t an opportunity to be
missed. So I applied the great LMSS maxim Don’t be shy and I rocked up at the meeting that
takes place towards the end of Term 2. I made a brief speech and won the close vote against RON
to become the Editor of the Sphincter.
This year I’ve spent time reading funny, serious and touching articles. Advising and editing great
contributors' work whilst learning how to do graphic design has been challenging. Negotiating
with our generous sponsors has taught me that print journalism isn’t a big money spinner (buy
newspapers folks). Yet the support from the LMSS officers and former editors has made it a joy.
The LMSS has gone through great changes and is set to embark on another as reaffiliation with the
School of medicine is on the horizon. In the work of the officers and the comittee, I've seen the
capacity of society to organise great things for its members. Memorable night outs ; revision
sessions; charity fundrasing numbering in the thousands and even a not too shabby magazine.
If you are unsure as you see the Facebook adverts about different LMSS positions If this is for you.
Apply. If this hesitancy is driven by your feeling that the society could better cater to someone like
you the opportunity to change that is yours. This society is its members and its future direction is
set by those who do the work. Just go and do it. Talk to any of the current committee members and
they'll be happy to chat through any queries you have.
I expected to just add this to my list of false starts alongside karate or playing the violin but the
opposite happened. Look out for more information from the start of March.
Don’t be shy
Tinaye Mapako
QuIRkS
aNd
aLL
“You can ask
forgiveness of others ,
but in the end the real
forgiveness is in one's
own self...
My friend Jack has Asperger’s syndrome and every time he mentions this to
someone new, he always hears the same thing. “Oh really? I couldn’t tell”. Over the
years, he developed a way of being ‘invisible’ so people wouldn’t notice his
Asperger’s. He worked so hard, through many therapies, to produce these
‘acceptable behaviours’. Why did he do this? Well at the age of 14, he struggled
significantly to be ‘part of society’. For so long, he just wanted to be ‘normal’.
Becoming a carer can be a gradual process, Some have talked about human nature as
often creeping up unnoticed, e.g. looking justified biologically the concept of ‘the
after parents who can no longer manage on selfish gene’. Yet meeting carers you come
their own, whose condition gets worse, such to the opposite conclusion. Selflessly
as dementia or heart failure. Whilst, some dedicating their whole lives to their loved
Byline
people literally become carers overnight,
Secretary ones and making permanent sacrifices in
e.g. caring for a child born with a disability
Anna their lives are just some of the inspiring
Griffin
or for someone who has suffered a life
changing road traffic accident. For carers,
this can lead to loneliness, depression,
They see the outside
exhaustion, stress and other health and world and their friends
social issues.
moving forward yet
I decided to work in the community to
grasp the challenges faced by carers. I they themselves are stuck
worked closely with doctors in a GP
practice in North London. Using their qualities carers portray, whilst not being
computer system, I identified and selected paid. I was deeply moved when carers
the practice’s carers. Having contacted the expressed that they see the outside world
carers and gained consent I visited them in and their friends moving forward yet they
their homes. It was more convenient for me themselves are in the same previous
to go on home visits, given the carers position, unable to focus on their own lives.
The love between carers and their loved
Carers save the NHS ones is one I will never forget, with carers
wanting full responsibility for their care
£100b a year, instead of sending them to a nursing
home. Visiting the carers put a smile on
equivalent to the entire their face, I was able to build good
But let’s be perfectly clear: drug reps are promoting. into having drug reps around
Any person who is promoting a Okay, so drug reps come to the hospital is because of one
medication for financial gain is meetings, provide lunch, say reason: they work!
not acting in the interests of something about some sleazy Studies into the effect of drug
patient safety. drug, then leave. What’s the big rep interactions with doctors
Drug reps may flaunt evidence deal? If big pharma wants to show that they increase the
based papers and facts, prescribing of their drug
even personal anecdotes
Any person who is by up to thirteen times
promoting a
about the medication in compared with doctors
order to try and convince who had had no
a doctor that it should be
prescribed. However, the
medication for interactions with that
drug rep. This means that
evidence may be biased, financial gain is not these doctors are more
and they may only show
the positive findings for acting in the likely to prescribe a drug
that is more expensive,
the drug. In the studies, interests of patient less researched, and
they may only test the
new drug on healthy safety potentially harmful if
they have interactions
people, who they know with drug reps, even if
will respond well to the drug, or pay for our lunch, then let them they think that they won’t have
compare their drug against right? You may think that drug an impact on their prescribing.
something which is actually reps don’t do any harm by Interactions with drug reps
rubbish. There are very often giving out free cake and that begin in medical school, and
old drugs which are cheaper, doctors aren’t actually affected more exposure you have to
more researched, and equally as by them, but the reason why big them, the more likely you are to
effective as the ‘new’ drugs that pharma pumps so much money prescribe their drug.
Educate other people about the dangerous influence drug reps can
have on prescribing and medical practise.
Dear, Agony Aunt Lauren Battey
helps LMSS members with
Credit: rolereboot.org problems of the heart and
h ead
QRS Complexes
Tachycardia, Diaphoresis, Mydriasis,Dopaminergeic Surge. Query LOVE ???
Hello and welcome to the valentine’s day special of the QRS Complex. For some, valentine’s day is an
opportunity to show their otherhalf how much they love and appreciate them. However, not
everyone receives beautiful bouquets of red roses or large assortments of chocolate; and for some,
valentine’s day can be difficult. So with the looming possibility of spending valentine’s day alone, the
people of Liverpool have been working even harder looking for the Yin to their Yang . However, I
will say, that in a couple of entries boundaries have been crossed and I have had no choice but to
notify the authorities. Despite this set back, love waits for no man, or woman; and the seeds of love
must be sewn! I hope this edition will quench your thirst for romance.
To the cute Asian guy who I keep bumping into To the short haired cashier at my local Ann
outside the gender neutral toilets. If you hadn’t Summers. I have no idea what an ‘Orgasmatron
have pissed allover the toilet seat, I would have 3000’ does, or what I am going to do with it, but
asked you on a date. I’m running out of new things to buy just so I can
Girl with huge polkadot handbag talk to you.
. Curvy blonde who can’t stay away.
To the vet who lives upstairs. I have known To the devilishly attractive, bespectacled man who
you for 5 months now and your beauty still sits opposite me every morning on the 47 from
stuns me into silence. So, I have decided to set Bootle to Liverpool one. We deserve better than
pen to paper and have written you this love Bootle. Lets elope together and make a life in
poem. Allerton. We can buy a pug and walk it round
“Roses are red Calderstones park.
Violets are blue Long haired blonde with sexy grey suit.
Sheep go bah
And cows go Moo.” To the frizzy haired guy playing the piano in the
From your loving admirer guild. You tickle those ivories so beautifully, why
p.s. I hope this helps you with your veterinary don’t you come round tomorrow night and tickle
exams. my ivories?
Chopsticks fan
To the blonde haired beauty who assisted in
my cryotherapy clinic last week. The filiform
If you would like to have your love
warts wouldn’t have frozen off without you. It
message in the next edition of the
was a real learning experience and I can’t wait
Sphincter, then
to work with you again.
message Hamish Baxter on FB.
Handsome beardy Medic
Confidentiality will be maintained.
Treat Symptomatically
Or d e r C X R
Arrange Date ....
Gate to Princes Park Credit Rodhullandemu
Come Hill or
High Water
Sometimes those claustrophobic hospital wards, lifeless libraries and cramped students digs can get
on top of you and the only cure is an injection of fresh air. Our routines can so easily become
mundane when our lives revolve around long days and commuting As the days are getting longer,
that means more daylight to make the most of the great outdoors. Whether you want to run, walk
or slowly explore, I’ve tried to gather some suggestions that will hopefully appeal to all, from just
stepping outside your front door to going further afield while enjoying what Liverpool is handily
placed for. Some are a personal recommendation, and some by word of mouth, but hopefully they’ll
provide some inspiration for you if you’ve been feeling cooped up lately.
Making waves
Liverpool’s geography means that there’s no
shortage of beaches to retreat to. At the
slightest sign of temperatures rising into the
Everything is just a little bit sweeter over in
twenties, everyone seems to flock to the
Cheshire and that’s equally true when it comes
beaches with portable BBQs and instax minis,
to the great outdoors. Cheshire boasts over
but this doesn’t mean that they aren’t
176 miles of its own cycleway, making it a
accessible all year round. A cheap train
great place to get out on two wheels.
journey will land you in the grand houses of
Delamere forest is Cheshire’s largest area of
Formby, where you can check out the squirrel
woodland and boasts many routes to meander
park and coastline there, or in Crosby, where
along, as well as being a Go Ape venue for
Anthony’s Gormley’s intriguingly endowed
those who want to splash some cash. A quick
statues ( “another place”) are waiting to be
google search can reveal many great, easy
posed with. The Wirral also has beaches on
walks in the area like the Gritstone trail and
offer, such as Thurstaton, Hoylake and West
Alderley Edge, all you need to start rambling
Kirby. If the tides is right you can walk to
is to hop across the Mersey.
many people of many abilities, assuming you
can get there through the Stockport traffic in
the first place.
As you Lake it
The worldrenowned Lake District might
seem worlds away, but within about two hours
by car you can land yourself in most of its
popular spots. It’s definitely a top national
park to tick off for those of you who’ve
moved from afar to come to study in
Croeso I Gymru Liverpool and boasts my personal favourite
Liverpool often boasts being a gateway city to
ranges that can be appreciated by anybody. A
Snowdonia. The reality is, it’s not the most
good day can be spent appreciated in
accessible without a car or a lot of patience
Ambleside and Windermere but there’s no
and planning with the public transport
shortage of walks of different levels to
system. Still, the pay off for your planning is
choose from (again, with some not being
the stunning views. Whether you hit up some
recommended for the average tourist). A
of the Welsh hill walks like TalYFan or
quick look on the national park website, or
Great Orme, venture to stunning sites like
researching in to what “Wainwrights” are, can
Aber Falls or take to the mountains, there’s
both be good places to start with this.
plenty to see for all levels of daringness.
Also, it’s worth a scramble up Tryfan or a trip
With any luck, if you aren’t already a lover of
to Carnedd Llewelyn.
wideopen spaces, I might have been able to
In Peak Form convince you to break out of your bedroom
An oftenoverlooked national park within
shapedbox, change out of your dressing gown
convenient driving distance is the Peak
and do some exploring! Happy trails…
District. Although not as dramatic as
Snowdonia, few routes are as fun to drive
along as the Snakestone pass and it cuts out
the annoying tolls. Home to some grand
houses and halls to mooch around, oldworld
towns like Bakewell and Buxton, as well as
namesake peaks like Mam Tor and Kinder
Scout. The Peaks boasts being a “miles
without stiles” national park and as such it’s
filled with highly accessible moorland
expanses and dales that can be enjoyed by
Resilience is B
not enough Resilience is the Burnout is a
In material science, they talk process of adapting prolonged response
about the resilience of stuff. We well in the face of to chronic emotional
are being constantly asked by the adversity, trauma, and interpersonal
world around us if we are tragedy, threats or stresses on the job.
stress
resilient? If we can handle it? Are
we tough enough? Have we got
the bottle? The problems of burnout, low Only 3 studies
The scientists in their wellbeing and poor mental and showed just
underground labs, measure stress physical health are associated modest benifits
and elasticity and they say that with poor patient outcomes. So, due to resilience
resilience is the maximum energy there is a desire amongst various training
that can be absorbed up to the medical institutions to promote a
elastic limit, without creating a solution to these stressors and personal psychological reserves
permanent distortion. The their effects (particularly one that is only part of the answer to the
challenge in medical school and is cheap). challenges that the sector faces,
when we are doctors is can we do Resilience training often refers to in terms of us its future
all of this without getting bent programs which focus on workers.
out of shape? Becoming not too practical skills for individuals to Resilience training has a long
cynical or breaking down? We reduce and recognise stress and way to go, its definition is
still even in this age valorise to improve their ability to cope unclear and we are unsure of the
difficulty, stress and pressure like with stress. This can form part of most effective strategies to
they are badges to achieve rather wellbeing days, seminars or pursue. I worry that it could be
than considering them as just a online programs. If done used to take the onus away from
part of life as a medic to manage. properly resilience training can the responsibility that managers
And now with occupational work (a bit). Of course, providing and government have in dealing
health knocking at the door; with the tools to cope with stressors in with the problem at hand.
doctor’s knocking off for early our lives is valuable and there is Mindfulness and relaxation
retirement; people leaving the some research to back it up. techniques are not to be mocked
profession; with almost 70% of Though when it comes to but they don’t fill the 1/10 empty
foundation doctors taking an F3 resilience training especially for doctor posts. Being able to
year and without looking at the medics the evidence is limited and manage our emotions is
mental illness data we know the outcomes are modest. That is necessary but doesn’t negate
something is awry. worth repeating. policy which deals with bullying
Some say the solution in an Resilience if reduced to just and harassment. In a perfectly
underfunded and underdoctored making doctors “mentally tough” funded wellmanaged hospital we
health service is resilience only enables the workplace would still need resilience but
training, apparently. This is to cultures which are disastrous to let’s not forget to aim for those
burnout what statins are to CVD. doctor’s wellbeing. Building our other things too.
BREXIT:The Uncivil War
A Film Reviw
Matthew Antwi 3rd Year
doomed to fail traditional route.
“
Bogged down by bureaucracy and
outclassed in tactics the remain
campaign loses steam early on to
a vastly less polished and
organised Vote Leave campaign.
Cummings leaves the more
controversial campaigning about
immigration to the Nigel Farage
backed Leave.EU campaign.
Whilst Cummings tries to keep
his hands clean by focusing on
don’t need MPs and their “taking back control” message but
Everyone knows who won, but
conventional thinking” stated by as the time to decision day counts
not everyone knows how” is the
Cummings as he unveils a highly down the line between the two
first line uttered by Dominic
advanced, highly secretive data campaigns becomes blurred.
Cummings the unknown
analytics team. He uses this team The drama takes a huge
hero/villain of the EU
to target millions of voters that emotional swing as the murder of
referendum. Channel 4’s explosive
remain didn’t even know existed Jo Cox is plastered on all the
Brexit drama follows the
using personal data from social campaigns TVs. This is the first
‘mastermind’ and campaign
media. In one scene the infamous time that the standard Cummings
director behind Vote Leave.
arrogance is stripped back
Played by nonother than
Benedict Cumberbatch in this “Everyone knows revealing something more akin
to sullenness as he has to reckon
who won, but not
role he seems to draw from his
with opening a political
‘Sherlock’ Character’s arrogance
Pandora’s box. The most
and behaviour with classic
‘sherlockisms’ like drawing mind
maps on walls. As David
everyone knows poignant part of the drama
comes towards the end as
how”
Cummings and Oliver are sat
Cameron’s spin doctor and
down in a pub talking about the
Cummings’ Remain counterpart
tribal discourse that had stirred
Craig Oliver put it: Cummings
is seen by himself as the Dominic Cummings up due to the referendum. After
a comment from Cummings
visionary architect of new
Vote Leave bus in all its glory is about the future Oliver states "Be
world order but seen to the world
featured with £350 million to the careful what you wish for. You
as an egoist with a wrecking ball.
NHS written on its side with its won’t be able to control it either".
Throughout this drama, the two
main MP backers Boris Johnson This show will not change
communication titans of the 2016
and Michael Gove played as a anybody’s opinion on the result of
referendum, Britain Stronger in
deliberately comedic, overthetop the referendum as that is not its
Europe and Vote Leave, battle it
double act. James Graham goal. Channel 4 provides a
out for the hearts and minds of
(playwright) makes it hard not to, whistlestop tour on the most
the British people. Cummings
in some way, resonate with interesting parts of the
spends his time trying to hack the
Cummings’ own brand of wacky referendum and shines a spotlight
traditional handbook of politics
antiestablishment insurgency. on a controversial unknown figure
trying to convince the old guard
The Remain campaign headed by that has now shaped UK politics
of Eurosceptics of his
Craig Oliver heads down the forever
unconventional methods. “We
Poetry Corner
Reflections on Psychiatry
By Dr David Sergeant
Liverpool Alumi
THE
HATE
U
GIVE
A Book Review By
Pooja Patel 2nd Year
After picking up this book, it was hard to put it institutional racism and the turmoil that people
down. The Hate U Give tackles the problem of who are made vulnerable go through. News of
police brutality against the African American young black teenagers being shot and killed by
community in the United States. It follows 16 police is frequently in the media, yet sadly it is so
yearold Starr Carter who is from a poor frequent that it is almost overlooked. The Hate U
neighbourhood troubled by problems of Give shows how difficult it is to speak out against
addiction and gangrelated crime. Yet she is a system that is clearly working against you.
expected to put on a mask when she attends an Most importantly, it encourages people to carry
elite prep school. Her world comes crumbling on fighting the system and getting justice for
down when she watches an old friend, Khalil, victims of police brutality and racism in America.
wrongfully murdered by a police officer. This If you’re struggling for a new book to read, this
compelling story trails Starr’s heartbreak and is definitely a mustread. Angie Thomas packs in
anger as she struggles to come to terms with the anger, sadness, outrage and sympathy for so
death of her friend as well as what it truly means many characters in this book: whilst giving us
to be black in America. the readers some foodforthought about our
This novel opens your eyes to the injustice of views on race in the world today.
Race/ism in the US
I Am Not Your Negro by James Baldwin
The New Jim Crow by Michelle Alexander
Race/ism in the UK
Why I’m No Longer Talking to White People About Race by Reni EddoLodge
Brit(ish): On Race, Identity and Belonging by Afua Hirsch Hardcover
Black and British: A Forgotten History by David Olusoga
Natives: Race and Class in the Ruins of Empire by Akala
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