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    The document describes different types of farts, including the common fart which helps a group feel comfortable passing gas together, the anxious fart released quietly in public to avoid detection, and the ripper, which is a loud, rough fart that turns heads.

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    The document describes different types of farts, including the common fart which helps a group feel comfortable passing gas together, the anxious fart released quietly in public to avoid detection, and the ripper, which is a loud, rough fart that turns heads.

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    The document describes different types of farts, including the common fart which helps a group feel comfortable passing gas together, the anxious fart released quietly in public to avoid detection, and the ripper, which is a loud, rough fart that turns heads.

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    THE COMMON FART


    The Common Fart is the fart heard most often. It is a very close
    relative of the "Ripper," but is released with less force. It is
    usually heard in groups where people aren't yet comfortable with
    farting amongst each other. Therefore, one person in the group
    gets up some nerve and releases this common-sounding fart in such
    a manner that everyone now feels comfortable with group flatulence..
    Usually there is no smell with the Common Fart.

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    THE ANXIOUS FART


    The Anxious Fart is let in a place where someone does not want the
    fart to be heard. You may have seen men and women in book stores
    or grocery stores, or even on the street, letting these farts.
    They are generally controlled, usually barely audible, and require
    much skill to master.
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    THE COUGHING FART


    The Coughing Fart is one that the farter tries to cover up with a
    cough. My dad used to let these farts all the time when he worked
    at the Bingo Hall. He would stand at the back of the hall and
    cough, just as a nice "common fart" was let. It can be embarrassing
    for the farter, and those around the farter, if the timing is off at all, or if
    the fart is longer than anticipated.

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    THE WET FART


    The Wet Fart is one that sounds quite juicy.
    Quite often this fart is cause for alarm, and an indication that a
    trip to the toilet is imminent.

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    THE BLOWER
    This fart is similar to the ripper, except it has a bit of a
    hollow, windy sound to it. This is due to farter blowing all the gas out
    quickly. This fart will almost always get a laugh.

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    TIGHT BUN FART


    This fart is always recognizable. It sounds like the farter's
    buns were so tight that he/she was in pain while farting.

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    THE RIPPER
    One of the best farts around is The Ripper. It is loud, rough, and
    always raises an eyebrow or two. Characteristics of The Ripper often
    show up in other farts, but make no mistake - this fart is a single,
    powerful gas-bubble that comes screaming from the farter's butt.

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