Audition Monologues
Audition Monologues
Audition Monologues
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There once was a rich man whose land yielded heavy crops. He cared not for the people who
tended his crops, though they worked long hours and were paid a fraction of the rich man’s
salary. Yet despite all his riches, he found it still wasn’t enough. “Oh, what am I to do?,” he said.
“I have not the room to store my produce. Ahh, this is what I will do,” he said. “I will tear down
my storehouses and build them bigger. I will collect in them all my corn and popcorn and tuna
surprise, and M&Ms…
And then I will say to myself: ‘Man, you have plenty of good things laid by you, enough to last
you many years. Take life easy. Eat. Drink. Enjoy yourself.’” But, then God said to the man,…
(Echo-y voice) “You fool, this very night you must surrender your life. You have made your
money. Who will get it now?”
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Now, the elder son was out on the farm, working. (Whew!) And on his way back, as he
approached the house, he heard music and dancing. He called to one of the servants and asked
him what it meant. The servant said: “Uh, uh, uh, your nephew — nope, nope, nope, your
cousin — nope, nope, your brother, yup, your brother’s come back home again and your
father’s killed the fatted calf ‘cause he has him back safe and sound, yup, yup, yup!” But the
brother was … irritated.
He was pretty damned mad! And refused to go in the house. The father came out and pleaded
with him but he retorted, in dance: “You know how I’ve worked for you all these years and I
never once disobeyed your orders and you never gave me so much as a kid for a feast with my
friends. But! Once this son of yours turns up, after running through your money with his
women, you kill the fatted calf for him.”
“My boy,” said the father, “You are always with me and everything I have is yours. Now, how
could we help but celebrate this happy day, for your brother here was dead and has come back
to life — metaphorically speaking — was lost and is found.“