• I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU.

Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You

• What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them
but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!

• Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u,
but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.

• Don't u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! It's 4 the simple reason... u r
such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I'm thinking of u now.

• Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u
go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.

• I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I notice I
was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.

• I hv learned how to luv, to smile, to b happy, to b strong, to work hard; to b honest, to b

faithful, to forgive but I couldn’t learn how to stop missing u.

• I may seldom tell u how special u are, I may not b able to reach u coz we're both busy, but
in spite of all, u know u are someone I really miss & care about.

• There's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life
& hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

• My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold
coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

• U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my
heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u.

• The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have
them.

• A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm
missing you.

Sometimes, I 4get 2 say hi.

Sumetimes, I even miss 2 reply.
Sumetimes, my msg doesn't reach u.
But, it doesn't mean dat I forget u.
Im just givin u time 2 miss me!

• Last night I wanted to write you a letter but all I could write was - noh ss!W ! It doesn't
make sense until you read it upside down!
• God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he
give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani
dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

• Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long.....!

• Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

• Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi

• Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.

Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

• Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM

• An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

• Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

• Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!

• Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I
luv u sister

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted,
PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal

• Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?

Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.

• Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?

Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.

• Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he
ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

• Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di... so tuhade ghar da address dita hai. Yaar 2-4
tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.

• Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?

Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

• Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

• Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?Santa: Birla cement.Banta: Kyun?Santa:
Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

• Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.

Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno
kambhakt peeten nahin.

• Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?
Banta: Coz people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes.

Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

• Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.

Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS a•
Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY lso!

• Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.

• Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.

• A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?

Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...

• Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.! A: Because Doctor has
advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai '

• Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?

A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

• Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.

Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform?

• Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta
without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her.

Gal - What are you doing?
Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.

• Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh, oohh.... nee aaja
marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga.

• Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere,
te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri.
Santa: Koi hint?

• Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.

Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

• Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, "Clean Toilets 8 Kms."
By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets.

• Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
Santa: The taste.

• Jeeto: Why do Farts stink?

Santa: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too!

• Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.

Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!

• At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.

• Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "

A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?

A: Because it was an entrance exam.

• Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!

Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."

• Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

• Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto
with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.

• What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.

• Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.

Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

• Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?

A: He wanted to see butterfly!

• Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.

Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

• Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?

Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.

• Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his
secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

• Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?

Santa: It beats, beats, beats....

• Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.

• Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka
bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

• Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the
egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

• Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!

• Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've
seen ur password. It’s ****. Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

• Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this
is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"

• Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised:
'Free Delivery'

• Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"

What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to
me by you. Luv U!

• God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day and I just caught one
that's so nice and true... it's you!

• Aeni fariyaad meri ki meinu yaad rakhi, Mere naal beete pal abaad rakhi, Jede pyar karde ne
tenu unna wichon mera pyar yaad rakhi, Bhave meinu sabna toh baad rakhi

• I’m a PAPER, u can write ur feelings, scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb tears. Don’t throw
me after use but when u feel cold burn me to feel warm coz I Luv U

• Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never
fails to make me smile the whole day through.

• To Luv some1 is madness, 2b loved by some1 is a Gift,

Loving some1 who loves u is a duty, but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.

• When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I'll always be
there 4 you.

• I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you
say, 'I Love You,' and the way you're always there.

• If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don't worry
friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.

• U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's
life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE.

Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is
glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.

• I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many
times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!

• A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. -Billie Holiday

• We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.

• Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not
what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.

• Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to
my heart and far from my eyes.

• If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any
light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.

• Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be
the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.

• You put the fun in together,

 The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.

• If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes,
only then would u realise how special u r to me!

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn't
as beautiful as you. 2

• Never waste an opportunity 2 say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the
person who has the magic to let u fall in love.

• If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He
gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.

• Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile,
but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.

• What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I'd pick U
coz it's better to get hurt than hv a heart without U

• Don’t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you
start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.

• 'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you
love but you can always love the person you trust.

• When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that
wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.

• Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if
u hv found it, u've found luv.

• Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?

What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you
entered the heart and stayed.

• Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer
too but there will never be another you!

• If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna b right. My luv 4 u is strong & brighter than any
light. The way we must go is long, but we'll win every fight.

• Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I'm
ready for war.

• The sky without stars is

like sleep without dreams
like song without music
like rose without smell
like face without smile
like ME without U!

• One day you will ask me what is more important 2 me, you or my life? I will say my life &
you will leave me without realising that you are my life

• Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.

• How can u tell the rain not 2 fall ven clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall ven the
wind exists? How can u tell me not 2 fall in love ven u exist?

• Never say u are happy when u r sad. Never say u r fine when u r not ok. Never say u feel
gud when u feel bad. And never say u r alone when I m still alive.

• To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need
happiness and to have happiness I need you!

Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.

_______I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena.

• Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

• Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain

• Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been a headache!

• In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what r Nitrates

Gal answered shyly: night rates, they r costlier than day.

• Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has adam in it, so girls
r always incomplete without boys.

• Namashkar, yeh hamari faltoo SMS seva hai, is mein hum logon ko waqt-bewaqt tang karte
hain. Is seva ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya, ab aap apna kaam kariye.

• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'.
Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!

• Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, aisa kalyug aayega, sifr ek dost SMS karega, dusara kamina
bas padh ke muskurayega!

• Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo saare samaj ko khatam kar rahi hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko
khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.

Can't believe after all the shit they have been through they're still
together............Who?
Your bum cheeks!!

• Tum Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate
Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge! Ha ha ha!

• SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats...? Balance ka moh tyag aur sms kar... Mitron se
sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi... Swami Messageanand.

• I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!

• A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. 'Anything new at work?'
He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History.'

• Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?

A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.

• When I go wrong, I need ur hand 2 correct, wen emotions bust out, I need ur hand 2 catch,
wen I win, I need ur hand 2 pat. In short:Ye Haath Mujhe De De Thakur

• Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people. Send this to someone who fits
the description! Don’t send it back; I've already received hundreds.

• So Sweet is ur SMILE,
So Sweet is ur STYLE,
So Sweet is ur VOICE,
So Sweet is ur EYE,
see .......how Sweetly I Lie.

• The Madrasi said: I want to see the movie 'Heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really
want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai.......

Geeta Sar: SMS kar aur bhool ja, reply ki apeksha mat rakh, kiya hua SMS kabhi veyarth nahi
jaata, Sabko apne kiye hue SMS ka reply milta hi hai!

• Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize
that u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.

• God made Pepsi, God made whisky, God made me so sexy, God made rivers, God made
lakes and God made you... well everybody makes mistakes.

• I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart
started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out!

• When words fail... eyes work,

when eyes fail... heart works,
and when heart fails... to kya?,
samajh le TAPAK gaya 'MAAMU'

• The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a
picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

• Geet Ka Saar: SMS woh gyaan hai jo baantne se badta hai, isiliye he praani tu bill ka moh
tyag de aur SMS kar, isi se tera manushaya janm safal hoga.

• Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher, jis gali, jis mod se
gujro wahan ke har ghar se awaaz aaye, Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!

• Tum sada haste raho, sada muskurate raho, khush raho, gun-gunate raho, hamesha mast
raho. Mera kya hai, log tumhe hi PAGAL kahenge!

• May the fleas of thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and
may their arms be too short to scratch.

Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW !

• I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three
sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.

• Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he
likes?
A: Lifebuoy.

• When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading
away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!

• Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence
to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best.

• If u want the latest MERCEDES BENZ on easy installments of 10 yrs without any down
payment.......log onto our website: www.kutteapniaukatmeinrah.com.

• Mom: Andy, where r u off to now?

Son: I`m gonna join the army.
Mom: But, legally u r only an infant.
Son: That`s all right, I`m going to join the infantry.

• Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right
half, nothing is left.

• Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes when u r worried, no 1 sees ur pain.
Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile. But fart just once...

• Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for
you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!

Today, tommorow and yesterday there'll be one heart that would always beat for you. You
know Whose?
Your Own Stupid!

• When u smile the world smiles with u. Wen u r down people'll rally behind u but when u fart
u r alone coz people'll never stand by u!

• This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on
your name and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet!

• If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like
Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME.

• Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then
my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care.

• Q: What's the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its
hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!

• If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I
would only like a brain that has never been used.

• Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.

Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.

• Q: Why do men fart more often than women?

A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

• Namaskar. This is All India Anti -Sleep Association Mid Night Service. Our Aim is 2 Disturb
the Sleep of Others. Thank You.

A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee.?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.

• Tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal
sohne sunakhe Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho.

• When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish
to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

• My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't reach my goal,
I'll still be successful.

• Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty
is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.

• Jab tum hanstey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha!

Dekho gussa mat karo kyonki jab tum gussa karte ho to lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.

• Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where you get
your shitty ideas from!

• Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband,
Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

• Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Iss ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.

• Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?

A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.

• Yaad mein tumhari mujhe loose motions lag gaye hain. Hain to ye aanso per lagta hai raata
bhatak gaye hain.

• Can't believe that after all the shit that's happened between them, they are still together.
Who?
Ur bums.

• Osama to Big B: How are you??

Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you?
Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum.

• Look at the ocean & see God's abundance! Look at the sky & see God's glory! Look at the
moon & see God's wonder! Look at the mirror & see God's Blunder!

• Q: What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?

A: A Moti-vaiting.

• Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko
khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.

• Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?
Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na
badalna.

• Gujju lover: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch
mitha sa kaho!
Premika: Dhokla.

• Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n
nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U.

Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart for this may mean
that there is still enough space for another girl on top.

• Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one
girlfriend to another girlfriend.

• Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about
others & legends never talk, they send SMS.

• The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents' advice and the second half in trying to
keep our children from ignoring ours.

a) • When u r down & no one is there, don't think of me. When u r crying & no one is
there then too don't just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.

• Look at the world around u; u’ll see God's creativity. Look at the breakfast table; u’ll c God's
providence. Look at the mirror u’ll c God's sense of humor.

• A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes... No fun, send mon, your son!
Dad write back saying...so sad, too bad, your dad!

• You should do two things in the morning...Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so
others can live.

• Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?

A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.

• God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that
he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
I want you 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry Ii cry. U lauf I lauf. U jump out
of the window... I look down &then... I lauf again

• The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?

• I've written a poem for you:

Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

• What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is
thinking of you too much.

• Banta: How does an attorney sleep?

Santa: First he lies on one side, and then he lies on the other.

• Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see monkeys below
them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.

• I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time! I mean, seriously, do I point to
my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?

• A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee
spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?

• Hi! Need one girl to marry... Age no bar, color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but girl's
father must have his own bar...CHEERS

1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 Request- Take care, 1 Wish- Don't forget me, 1 Lie- I Hate U, 1
Truth- I Miss U, 1 Hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.

• Your validity of being my friend is going to be expired today, plz recharge ur friendship
immediately by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.

• Not every bird can dance, but peacock did that. Not every flower can represent LUV, but
Rose did that. Not every Friend can reach up to HEART, but u did.

• Tere dil dian mitra tu jaane, saade dil vich tan yari teri hai,
Tu jinne din sada yaar raven, sanu unni umar batheri hai!

• Friendship is like war easy to start, difficult to end and impossible to forget. So I am having
war with you, I hope you don't want peace.

• God picked up a flower, dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned into u n then he
gifted it to me & said this friend is for u!

• I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most
expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.

• All mornings r like a painting, u need a little inspiration to get u going, a little smile to
brighten it & a message from someone who cares to color ur day.

• Akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan saara, lagta hai pyara ek ek taara. In taaron mein
sabse pyara hai ek sitara, jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara.
• Friends r like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold u up, sometimes u lean on them.
But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.

A smile is a way of writing ur thoughts on ur face, telling others that they are accepted, liked &
appreciated. So, here's a big smile just for U

• Painting is a feeling, never spoil it. Face is a book try to read it. Luv is precious, b ready to
sacrifice 4 it & Friendship is like a mirror, never break it.

• A raindrop may luk 2 small 2 eyes but sumwhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A sms may
seem 2 small but sumwhere a heart remembers u when it receives ur sms. Keep SMS'ing

• Painting is feeling, never spoil it. Face is a book try to read it. Luv is precious, b ready to
sacrifice 4 it & Friendship is like a mirror, never break it.

• Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true. Every time I hear your voice I
fall in love all over again.

• Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega?

Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega?
E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

• The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track. They never meet... but has go together
to save the derailment of the Train called Friendship.

• Science has proved that Sugar melts in water, so please don't walk in rain, otherwise I will
lose such a SWEET friend like U.

• A true friend understands when u say ‘I forgot’, waits 4ever when u say ‘just a min’, stays
with u when u say ‘leave me alone’ & opens his heart even b4 u knock

• If I'm in hell & u r in heaven, I'll luk up & b glad of u. If I'm in heaven & u r in hell, I'll pray 2
God 2 send me down coz the heaven is not heaven without U

I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times
u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not be the first but to b ur last!

• Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of luv, bcoz sun rises in the east and sets in the
west but friendship rises in the heart and sets after Death.

• Simple music can make u sing, simple hug can make u feel better; simple things can make u
happy, hope that my simple Hi will make u smile.

• People say friends are made in heaven and they come in your life. But I made a friend like
you in this world and made my life a heaven.

• Dosti- kaho to ek lafz, mano to bandagi, socho to gehra sagar, dubo to zindagi, karo to asan,
nibhao to mushkil, bikhare to sara zamana, simte to sirf TUM !

• Eyes: To look at you; Hands: To pray for you; Mind: To care for u; Heart: To love you and
Legs: To kick u if u forget me.

• Twinkle twinkle lazy star, kitna soyega uth ja yaar, up above the world so high, Sun has
risen in the sky, uth ke jaldi pele chai, then call me and say hi...!
• Words begin with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do, re, mi and friendship
begins with U n ME!

• God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned into you. And
then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u!

• Never abandon old friends. They r hard 2 replace. A friendship is like wine: it gets better as it
grows older just like us... I get better, u get older.

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised that loving a friend is
even better; v lose ppl v love but v never lose true friends.

• A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears are mixed, the
result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.

• Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. It’s an asset not a liability, always a credit not a
debit; always a profit not a loss & I hope it'll never bounce.

• Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Love is like perfume, spread it. Feelings are like flood, flow
it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it.

• Friends in heart r the worst tenants. They capture the heart, pay no rent, don’t vacate & if at
all they leave, they just break down the room they lived.

• Remember to remember me, forget to forget me. Even if u try to remember to forget me I'll
never forget to remember to remind u to remember me.

• Treat life as the sea, heart as the seashore & friends like the waves. It never matters how
many waves r there? What matters is which one touches the seashore.

• I could 4get a face, 4get a home, 4get a place, 4get a name, 4get a game, I could even 4get
myself but 4getting a friend like U, FORGET IT.

• Luv starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. But friendship starts with
eyes, grows with an understanding and ends with death!

• 6 rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply;
Expect less; Give more & Always have me as Ur Friend.

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar. I cherish the friend who for me does
not consult his calendar.

• Stars have 5 ends, squares have 4 ends, triangles have 3 ends, lines have 2 ends, life has 1
end, but I hope our friendship has no end.

• True friends r like the mornings, u can’t have them whole day but u can be sure they’ll b
there when u wake up tomorrow, next week, next year, forever.

• Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends and
a garden full of memories of many good things.

• Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be
thankful that once in my life’s journey we became friends!

• A good friend is one who bails you out of the jail but a best friend is one who sits beside you
in jail and says, 'Mamu Beedi Hai Kya?'
• I wish a wish 4 you. It's a wish I wish 4 few. The wish I wish 4 u is that all ur wishes come
true... so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with you!

• Aansu tere nikle to ankhein meri ho,

dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
khuda kare dosti humari itni gehri ho,
juttiyan aapke paren aur kartoot mere ho!

• Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and
that puzzle will never be whole again.

• Don't place me in your eyes, I may fall as a tear, place me in your heart, so that every beat
reminds you that this friend is always there for you.

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take
u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

• Friendship is like the relation between hand and eyes. Its like when the hand gets hurt, eyes
cries, and when the eye cries, the hand wipes.

• People vanish, people die. People laugh and people cry. Some give up, some will try. Some
say hi, while some say bye. Others may forget, but never will I.

• Q: What's the difference between a Kiss, a car & a monkey?

A: A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear & the monkey is U dear!

• Our friendship is like playing on a see-saw, not only because its always fun being with u but
also because I won't mind going down to see u rise.

• Some friends r worth 2b thrown, some r good 2 keep, some r 2b treasured 4 ever. I think u r
the one 2b thrown in the treasure box 2b kept 4 ever.

• When you are counting all your friends, the oldest, the best & the new... I wud like to stand
by ur side & say two little words..."ME TOO"

• Friendship is like peeing in ur pants. Everyone can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.
Thanks 4 being the pee in my pants.

• A friend is sweet when its new but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But you know what? It's
sweetest when its you.

• Valuing Friendship is not merely by seeing each other everyday. What counts is that
somehow in our busy lives, we remember EACH OTHER.

A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking.

Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.

• Hey friend, remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness
there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!

• Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and
that puzzle will never be whole again.

• Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without
friends like you, life is impossible!

• Life can b hard & not always fun, but as night brings dark morning brings sun. Ven life gets
tough & no1 seems 2 care give me a call coz I'll always b there!

• U can b a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier & protect lives or simply b
urself, a sweet person who touches hearts!

Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai, Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai,

Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili, Jinhe nazar Zhukake Sharmane ki Aadat hai.

• Bahut dur magar bahut paas rehte ho,

Aankho se dur magar dil ke paas rehte ho,
Mujhe bas itna bata do kya tum bhi mere bina udaas rehte ho??

• Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal,

Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin,
Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum,
Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.

• Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai,

Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai.

• Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,

Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.

• Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye,

Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye,
Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab,
Hamari zindagi apke kam aa jaye.

• Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,

Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,
Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko,
Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.

• Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe, humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho,
Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho.

• Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

• Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayeng,

Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge,
Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi,
Dishaon ko badlo, KINARE badal jayenge.

Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai,

Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai?

• Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,

Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
• Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

• Zindagi behaal hai,

Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

• Baag ki har kali, khushbu de apko,

Suraj ki har kiran, nai subah de apko,
Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hain,< de khushi har wala Dene>

• Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai,

Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai,
Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun,
Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.

• Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,

Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka,
Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.

• Pyara sa ehsas ho tum, har pal mere pas ho tum,

Jine ki ek aas ho tum, mann ka ek vishwas ho tum,
Shayad is liye.... Kuch khas ho tum.

• Ankhein khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho,

Aankhein bandh ho to sapna tumhara ho,
Mujhe maut ka dar na hoga,
Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara ho.

• Hum na hote to aapko gazal kaun kehta, apke chehre ko gulab kaun kehta,
Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka warna pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun kehta.

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.

• Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,

Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.

• Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,

Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai.

• Kya lekar aaya tha?

Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim,
Tu kitna chillar bachayega?

• Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,

Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?

• Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,

Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

• Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,

Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.

• Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,

Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.

• Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar,

phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar,
phir darar, sari mehnat bekar,
aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar.

• Ramchandra keh gaye siya se aisa kalyug aayega,

Ek dost ek taraf se SMS karega, doosra apna paisa bachayega.

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• Zindagi ko ek rangin kalpana samjho,

Subah ko sach raat ko sapna samjho,
Bhulana chahte ho sabhi gamo ko to,
Zindagi me mujhe apna samjho.

• Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,

Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

• Message pe message bhejte ho,

bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte bhi ho to bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!

• Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi,

Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi,
Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi,
Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi.

• Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha,

Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,
Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha.
• Zindagi Taj Mahal ho jaye,
Chandani khil ke kamal ho jaye,
Tum jo ban jaao dost mere,
Dil ki dhadkan bhi ek Ghazal ho jaye.

• Kudrat ke karishmon mein agar raat na hoti,

To khwab mein unse mulaqat na hoti,
Wo wada to kar gaye ki ayenge khwab mein,
Mare khushi ke neend na aye to kya karen.

• Toot jaate hain sabhi rishte magar, Dil se dil ka raabta apni jagah, Dil ko hai tujh se na milne
ka yakeen, Tujh se milne ki dua apni jagah.

• Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan waste,

Tussi ronde ho saanu rulaan waste,
Tussi ek vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jawange tuhanu manaan waste!

• Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte,

dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ye dosti ka rishta sirf tum se hai,
varna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte.

Ae dil unki yaad mein rona fizul hai, ansu anmol hai, inko khona fizul hai,
Rote uske liye hain jo tum pe nisar ho, uske liye kya rona jiske ashiq hazaar hon

• Yeh such hai doston kisi se pyaar na karna,

Kabhi kisi ka aitbaar na karna,
Tham ke khanjar apne hi hathon mein,
Bedardi se apne dil par vaar na karna.

• Ansoon ko ankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo,

Apne dil ki halat kisi ko bataya na karo,
Log muthi bhar namak liye ghumtey hain,
Apne zakhm kisi ko dikhaya na karo.

• Missed call to ek bahana hai,

Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he,
Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo,
Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.

• Jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake,

Jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake,
Yeh samajh lo dil tutne ka khel hai,
Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake.

• Raatein gumnam hoti hai,

Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jite hai,
Ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naam hota hai.

• Kya kahun tujhe? Khwab kahun to toot jayega, dil kahun to bikhar jayega,
Aa tera naam zindagi rakh dun, maut se pehle to tera saath chuut na payega!

• Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,

Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai...ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

• Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan, Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan, Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan, Moti
hamaar kutte ka naam!

• Yun to kisika peecha nahin karte,

Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahin karte,
Ittefaq ki baat hai ye hamari dosti varna,
Itna kimti SMS kisi ko kiya nahin karte.

Teri yaad rud jandi akhan cho pani banke,

Ki khatya es rooh ne diwani ban ke,
Bhaven ho gaya hun sadi akhan toh dur,
Par dil vich wasya hai pyar di nishani ban ke.

• Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda hai,

Merian galan vich zikar tera hi rehnda hai,
Pata nahi kee rishta hai tera te mera,
Ke es dil nu bas tera hi fikar rehnda hai.

• Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga;

Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga;
Oye agge ki?
Agge Ghora

• Akhan di benuri changi nahi hundi,

Sajna kolon doori changi nahi hundi,
Kade kade tan milya kar,
Har vele majboori changi nahi hundi.

• Khushiyon par fizaon ka pehra hai,

Na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai,
Teri ankhon se jhalakte dard ki kasam,
Yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai.

• Chand pe kali ghata chati to hogi,

Sitaron ko hansi aati to hogi,
Tum lakh chupao duniya se,
Magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati toh hogi!

• Ishq ke bhi kuch andaz hote hain,

Jagti ankhon mein bhi khawab hote hain,
Zaroori nahi k gam mein ansu nikle,
Muskurati ankhon mein bhi sailab hote hain.

• Kal tera viah hoju, sada dil te akhian roan giyan,

Asin granth sahib chuk k laijange terian lavan kidan hongian.

• Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai main jana chod diya,
Aap ne SMS karna kya band kiya, humne mobile charge karna chod diya!

• Moat k baad yaad aa raha hai koi, mitti meri kabr se utha raha hai koi,
Ya khuda do pal ki mohlat aur de de, udas meri kabr se ja raha hai koi.
Sehmi-2 nigahon mein khwab hum saja denge,
Suni suni rahon pe phool hum khila denge,
Aap hamare sung muskura kar to dekho,
Aap har gam bhula denge.

• Rok deo mere janaze nu mere vich jaan aa gai hai,

Saaleyo peeche mudh ke dekho SHARAB di dukan aa gai hai….CHEERS!

• Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,

Khawabon mein aapko woh chehra dikhai dega,
Ye mohabbat hai zara sochke karna,
Ek aansoo bhi gira ti sunai dega.

• Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai, bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,
Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost, mujhse door ho raha hai.

• Kal Mila Waqt To Zufain Teri Suljha Doonga,

Aaaj Uljha Hoon Zara Waqt Ke Sulajhne Mein,
Yoon To Sulajh Jatee hein Uljhee Zulfain,
Umar Kat Jati Hai Waqt Ke Sulajhne Mein

• Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega, jab hum hi na rahenge to dosti kaun karega,
Aey khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega.

• Suni zindagi mein halchal si mehsoos hui, bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus hui,
Jane aaj kyu aisa laga, shayad aapki kami mehsoos hui.

• Kaun rakhta hai yaad namo ko, log chehre tak bhul jate hai,
Tum samandar ki baat karte ho, log aankho me dub jate hai.

• Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga, pehle socha
hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun phir usse mera ka khayal aaya hoga.

• Humne socha tha ki shayad, hum hi chahte hai tumko, par tumhe chahne wala to kafila
nikla,
Dil ne kaha shikayat kar khuda se, paar khuda bhi tera chahne wala nikla.

Tere Dar pe, Arz kiya hian ki

tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey.

• Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.

Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.

• Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,

gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

Life ends when u stop Dreaming; Hope ends when u stop Believing; Luv ends when u stop
Caring; So Dream, Believe n Care, Life is really Beautiful
• A Morning is a wonderful blessing, either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for hope, giving us
another start of what we call Life. Gud Morning & Have a nice day.

• Happiness keeps u Sweet; Trials Make u Strong; Sorrows keep u Human; Failure makes u
Humble; Success keeps u glowing & God keeps u going! God Bless U!

• Faith makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything
beautiful. May u have all the three as u begin each day. Gud Morning!

• Life is a book, we all read it; Luv is blessing, we all need it. Always b Happy, always have a
Smile, Remember in this World we r just for While.

• Life is a series of collisions with the future.

• A late night greeting doesn't only mean good night It has a silent msg saying... U R my last
thought at night.

• May your salty day be peppered with spicy love. May u bask in lemon sunshine, play on
strawberry fields, under a vanilla sky. In short have a Yummy day!

• Dreams visit us when we r asleep but GOD is truly wise, he wakes us up each day & gives us
every chance to make our dreams come true! Gud Morning

• No Shadows to depress U, only joys to surround U, many friends to Luv U, God himself to
bless U. These r my Wishes for U, for today, tomorrow & Everyday

An icing can make a cake so sweet, a string can make a balloon so high, a match can make a
candle so bright. I hope that a simple text can make you smile.

• Always welcome a new day with a Smile on ur Lips, Luv in ur Heart & Gud thoughts in ur
mind and u'll always have a Wonderful day.

• Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitarno ne aasman se salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho apko
ye DIWALI, Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

• With gleam of Diyas and the echo of the chants may Happiness and Contentment fill your
life. Wishing you a very happy & prosperous Diwali!!

• Simple music can make u sing, a simple hug can make u feel better; simple things can make
u happy. Hope my simple Hi... will make u smile. Good Morning.

• Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before and which u'll never see
again. So enjoy n live life & make each moment beautiful.

• If yesterday didn't end up the way you planned, don’t loose hope. Just remember, God
created today for you to start again. The best is yet to come! GUD MORNING!

• Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u
something better, it says wait and gives u the Best! Have a Gud Day.

• Stars are out, the moon is up, 1 more Hug, 1 more smile, Kiss u once, Kiss u twice, now it’s
time 4 bed. Close ur eyes n sleep tight! Gud Night!

• The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a
beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.

I've special breakfast 4 u today: A glass of care, a plate of luv, a spoon of peace, a fork of
trust & a bowl of prayer. Gud morning & keep smiling.

• Look outside it’s so pleasant, sun is smiling with u, trees dancing 4 u, birds singing 4 u, coz
last nite, I asked them 2 wish u a Good Morning.

• Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight. Hope your day
was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely goodnight.

• Whenever u feel low always remember: U r braver than u believe; Stronger than u seem;
Wiser than u think & life isn't that bad. So cheer up!

• Seeing u smile is more than enough to pay for all the hardships & difficulties that I have to
go through that day. Have a good smiley day!

• All mornings are like Paintings. U need a little inspiration to get going, a little smile to
brighten up & SMS from someone like me to color ur day.

• Kick off ur shoes, take a break,

Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake,
Light the candles, cut the cake.
Make it a day that's simply Great! Happy B'Day.

• Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, luv &
laughter, quiet moments & fantastic people like me. Enjoy it!

• Through each day our goal is to touch one's heart; encourage one's mind & inspire one's
soul. May u continually b blessed & b a blessing to others! Gud Day!

• Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope!
So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!

Rich people travel in cars, poor people travel in carts but people like you travel in hearts. Have
a gud day!

• We never hv what we like, we never like what we hv still we live, luv n hope that some day
we'll get what we luv or luv what we hv! That’s life. Hv a nice day!

• With atomic and meteoric regards, my volcanic impulse trembles every time I greet a person
with a magnitude of character and charm like you.

• Let everyday b a dream u can touch. Let everyday b a luv u can feel. Let everyday b a
reason to live bcoz life indeed is beautiful. Have a Gud day.

• Night has end for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the
sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

• Things to take note when u sleep: Miss me, think of me, hug me, and love me. Try to sleep
now and close ur eyes. Get prepared to dream of me. Good Night!

• As day turns to NIGHT, keep your worries out of SIGHT. No matter how TOUGH the world
may seem you still deserve the SWEETEST DREAM ! GUD NIGHT!

• It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was
crying because it lost his most beautiful angel!

• Through each day our goal is 2 touch one's heart; encourage one's mind & inspire one's soul.
May u continually b blessed and b a blessing to others! GUD DAY!

• Receive my simple gift of GOOD MORNING wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed
with a prayer to keep u safe n happy all day long! Take Care!

Hey listen....two people were asking me about u, I gave them ur address and cell no. They will b
visiting u soon. Their names r Joy n Happiness.

• Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

• There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thruogh
hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.

• Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal
garje, jor se barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.

• On Jeeto’s bday Santa had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.

When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.

• Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre Biwi ke.

TV chalta remote se, Biwi chalti hai note se.

• Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue
to do so for the rest of your life!

• Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.

• Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?

A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

• Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage), what u
njoy is not permanent(galfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)

• What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who
loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!

Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his
secretary."
Kanta : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"

• Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.

Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

• Doctor 2 husband: Tuhadi biwi te tuhada blood group same hai.

Husband: Hovega kyon ni, 25-saal to mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!
• Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

• Husband: "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me."
Wife replied: "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"

• The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, "I've found a man just like
father!"
Mother replied, "So what do u want from me, sympathy?"

• After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."

• Q: What is difference between watch & wife:?

A: Ek kharaab hoti hai to band ho jaati hai aur doosri kharab hoti hai to chaloo ho jaati hai.

• Santa: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.

Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.

• Doctor: U n ur wife have same blood group.

Husband: Yeh to hona hi tha 20 saal se me ra khoon jo pi rahi hai.

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?

Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

• Shaadi par wife boli: Aap mere PRANNATH aur mein apke CHARNO KI DASI.
Shaadi ke baad wo ho gaya CHARANDAS aur wo hogayi PRANO KI PYASSI.