ENGL 3368 Literacy Autobiography
ENGL 3368 Literacy Autobiography
ENGL 3368 Literacy Autobiography
Literacy Autobiography
We will peer review each segment of this assignment. That means, you must bring an
additional copies to class (one for review and one for me). These drafts will be typed and
double spaced. If you choose to avoid peer review, your assignment grade will be lowered
one letter grade and this cannot be removed in a revision.
Autobiographical Haiku
o Draft due: 2/15
o Final Version due: 2/17
Essay #1 (approximately 5+ pages)
o Draft due: 2/17
o Final Version due: 2/22
Laughter:
When I turned 50, my wife went along with
my buying the red, two-seater convertible.
After a meeting in Baltimore, as I was putting
the top down, four ladies in their mid-
seventies were walking by and slowed to
admire the car. I thanked them as they told
me how cute it was. As I buckled up, one of
them added, "You're not so bad yourself." As
part of my midlife crisis, I assumed women
25 years younger, not 25 years older, would
admire the car. My 86-year-old father was
impressed. My wife of 26 years just laughed.
Sadness:
We have just returned from an overseas
vacation. My 4-year-old is playing with some
"dress-up" clothes. She is my fairy
godmother and must marry me off. But first
she must make me beautiful through magic.
She wraps me in parrot-green feathers and
takes me aside to cast her spell. I expect her
to wave her wand as fairies do in cartoons
and movies. Instead, she uses it to frisk me
like an airport security guard. She mimics the
moves exactly, including the fussing over my
shoes. After 9/11, this is how little fairy
godmothers do magic.