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Korean

Jokes:

Magic words to make

you laugh out loud!

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Korean Jokes
From: Top Korean & Konglish Jokes

Korean Joke #1

Q: What is the biggest bean in the world?


A: 킹콩!

Korean Joke #2

Q: What does a vampire drink in the morning?


A: 코피!

Korean Joke #3

Q: Where does a lettuce go for worship?


A: 상추외리!

Korean Joke #4

Q: What do you call a cute guy with no ears?


A: 귀없다!

Korean Joke #5

Q: What do you call scary water?


A: 괴물!

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Korean Jokes
From: Top Korean & Konglish Jokes

Korean Joke #6

Q: What noise does a toaster make?


A: 빵!

Korean Joke #7

Q: What do Koreans smoke at the horse racetrack?


A: 말보로

Korean Joke #8

Q: Where do Australians keep their money?


A: 호주머니

Korean Joke #9

Q: Who is the hairiest robot?


A: 털미네이터!

Korean Joke #10

Q: Why couldn’t the ice cream cones cross the road?


A: 차가와서!

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Korean Jokes
From: Top Korean & Konglish Jokes

Korean Joke #11

Q: What country has the biggest noses in the world?


A: 멕시코!

Korean Joke #12

Q: What did the cookie say to his friends when he was ready to go?
A: 과자!

Korean Joke #13

Q: What should do you do if a watermelon sues you?


A: 수박!

Korean Joke #14

Q: Why did the pear go to the hospital?


A: 배아파서

Korean Joke #15

Q: What do you call a news reporter who interviews the sun?


A: 해리포터

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Korean Jokes
From: Top Korean & Konglish Jokes

Korean Joke #16

Q: Why did the mosquito go to the hospital?


A: 모기아파서

Korean Joke #17

Q: What do you call a pig who plays the guitar?


A: 포크무시크!

Korean Joke #18

Q: What do you call a coffee that can’t move?


A: 모카!

Korean Joke #19

Q: What’s a real estate agent’s favorite mountain to hike?


A: 부동산!

Korean Joke #20

Q: Where does a Korean grandfather look for love?


A: e-할머니!

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Korean Jokes
From: Top Korean & Konglish Jokes

Korean Joke #21

Q: What is a robot’s favorite food? 


A: 비빔밥!

Korean Joke #22

Q: What do you call a broken motorcycle? 


A: 못타 사이클!

Korean Joke #23

Q: What do you call a 5 year old onion? 


A: 오년!

Korean Joke #24

Q: Which celebrity used to bag groceries? 


A: 짐캐리 

Korean Joke #25

Q: What did the boneless fish say? 


A: 오 마이 가시!

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Korean Jokes
From: Top Korean & Konglish Jokes

Korean Joke #26

Q: What is the most apologetic fruit? 


A:  사과!

Korean Joke #27

Q: What’s the ocean’s favorite number? 


A:  십!

Korean Joke #28

Q: What language do sheep speak? 


A: 양말!

Korean Joke #29

Q: How much does a Korean blanket cost? 


A: 이불!

Korean Joke #30

Q: Which country has 4 arms? 


A: 네팔! 

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