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    1. The document describes different scenarios of Indians coping with winter weather. It discusses people waiting for chai at a roadside stall, two men stopping their bike to warm their hands at a fire, a man making loud noises while bathing in cold water, and others shopping for blankets or walking in the park while bundled up. 2. It then provides brief anecdotes about a man who frequently uses the bathroom at night, a boss checking if his employees have bathed properly, someone asking his wife to press his clothes, and conversations at a blanket shop. 3. In general, the document humorously portrays different ways that Indians deal with and experience cold winter weather.

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    1. The document describes different scenarios of Indians coping with winter weather. It discusses people waiting for chai at a roadside stall, two men stopping their bike to warm their hands at a fire, a man making loud noises while bathing in cold water, and others shopping for blankets or walking in the park while bundled up. 2. It then provides brief anecdotes about a man who frequently uses the bathroom at night, a boss checking if his employees have bathed properly, someone asking his wife to press his clothes, and conversations at a blanket shop. 3. In general, the document humorously portrays different ways that Indians deal with and experience cold winter weather.

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    1. The document describes different scenarios of Indians coping with winter weather. It discusses people waiting for chai at a roadside stall, two men stopping their bike to warm their hands at a fire, a man making loud noises while bathing in cold water, and others shopping for blankets or walking in the park while bundled up. 2. It then provides brief anecdotes about a man who frequently uses the bathroom at night, a boss checking if his employees have bathed properly, someone asking his wife to press his clothes, and conversations at a blanket shop. 3. In general, the document humorously portrays different ways that Indians deal with and experience cold winter weather.

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    Chai Tapri - Office Ke Saamne Set Up Harish - Dinesh Sonu - Pawan

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    Indians in winter

    1. Chai tapri – office ke saamne set up


    Harish – dinesh
    Sonu - pawan
    Chai wala chai bana raha hai… aaspaas log jacket topi
    gloves pehne khade chai chai ka intezaar kar rahe hain.
    Sonu - Aaj 3 degree hai bhai…
    Harish - Sheet leher hai yaar
    Sonu - Upar snow fall chalu ho gaya na
    Harish - Khoon jama dene wali thand hai bhai
    Sonu - bhaiya jaldi kardo chai pila do chai bahut thand hai
    bhaiya
    Chai wala chai daalke deta hai
    Harish - Lao lao jaldi lao
    Dono chai peete hai aur phir chai se hath dhoke cup
    phek dete hain.
    Sonu - Aray chai boli thi yaar cold coffee pila di tumne
    Chai wala – bhaiya cup mein daalte hi thandi ha ja rahi hai
    bhaiya… isme hamari kya galti
    Harish – cup mein daalna hi kyun bhaiya lao idhar
    Harish chai ka patila aur channi uthata hai.
    Harish – sonu muh khol jaldi… garam chai piyenge
    Sonu muh kholta hai aur harish chai daalta hai.

    Title – Indians during winter

    2. Hath sekne wale – office road


    Sunil – Neeraj
    Anil – Pawan
    Anil sunil bike pe ja rahe hain… sunil bike chala raha
    hai… anil peeche baitha hai.
    Anil – dheere chala yaar thand lag rahi hai
    Sunil – time nahin hai jaldi pahunchna hai
    Anil – yaar mere hath kaan sab thande ho gaye do minute
    rok le yaar side mein

    1
    Sunil – rukne ka time nahin hai bhai rukne ka time nahin hai
    Anil – oye sunil wo dekh aag jal rahi hai aag
    Sunil – kahan
    Ek jagah aag jal rahi hai… do wahan apni bike rokte hain
    aur aakar hath, pichwada, pair, kaan sabkuch sekne
    lagte hain.
    Sunil – maza aa gaya bhai maza aa gaya
    Anil – chal bhai hath garam ho gaye chal chal chalte hain
    Sunil – do minute ruk ja do miniute bas chal rahe hain chal
    rahe …. Aaaah maza aa gaya
    Cut
    Anil – ek ghanta ho gaya sunil… time pe bhi toh pahunchna
    hai… chal bhai
    Sunil – do minut ruk ja bhai… phir nikalte hain… tub hi sek le
    hath sek le
    Cut
    Anil – raat ho gayi bhai sunil… ab toh time bhi nikal gaya…
    chal bhai
    Sunil – do minute ruk ja bas do minute…. Paas hi jana hai
    jada door nahin hai… do minute ruk ja bas do minute
    Sunil rakh khod raha hai.
    Cut
    Anil – uthle bhai ab aag bujh gayi
    Sunil – haan nahin hai isme aag nahin hai chal
    Anil – kahan chal
    Sunil – shadi mein
    Anil – raat ki thi ab subah ho gayi… ab ghar chal

    3. Shor machake nahaane wala - office


    Suraj – pawan
    Bhai – Dinesh
    Bhabhi – Jagriti
    Suraj bathroom mein zor zor se chilla raha hai.
    Suraj – mar gaya mar gaya… bachalo… aaj nahin bachunga
    main, hey bhagwan… mummy bachao… aaaaahhhhhh

    2
    Itne mein ghar wale aa jaate hain.
    Bhai – suraj kya ho gaya darwaza khol
    Suraj – bachalo bachalo…. Aaj nahin bachunga…. Aaaahhhhh
    oooohhhhh
    Bhabhi – bhaiya kholo kya ho gaya… sar photo gaya hath
    toot gaya… gate kholo suraj bhaiya
    Suraj – hey bhagwan… koi toh bacha lo… ismein meri kya
    galti hai…
    Bhai – aray main daya thodi hoon jo tod dunga… kholta kyun
    nahin hai gate
    Bhabhi – hey bhagwan suraj bhaiya ko bacha 51 sukarwar
    karungi… pet ke bal aaungi… aaj kuch hone na paaye inko…
    aap kuch karte kyun nahin
    Bhai – kya karoon… khopdi maarke ched kar doon kya?
    Achanak suraj gate kholta hai… suraj nahaya hua hai aur
    kaanp raha hai.
    Suraj – bahut thanda pani hai… jao jao jise nahna hai naahlo
    Bhaiya bhabhi dekhte reh jaate hain aur suraj dono ke
    beech se nikal jata hai.

    4. Baar baar toilet aana – office


    Mannu - Pawan
    Ek banda bed se uthta hai aur washroom mein jaata hai
    fir washroom se nikalta hai
    Mannu: Ab aaram se so jaata hoon…
    Mannu bed pe letega fir side table pe waterbottle dekhta
    hai…
    Mannu: Ek ghoont pee leta hoon…susu toh main kar hi
    chukka hoon…
    Mannu bed pe leta hai aur baar baar uljhan mehsoos kar
    raha hai…
    Mannu: Susu kar leta hoon last baar fir so jaunga aaram se…
    Mannu bed se uthta hai washroom jaata hai aur fir
    washroom se nikalta hai…fir bed pe letta hai..

    3
    Mannu: Last baar ek ghoont pee leta hoon…fir toh sona hi
    hai…
    Mannu ek ghoont peeta hai fir letta hai aur fir use uljhan
    si lagne lagti hai…wo fir uthta hai aur fir susu jaata
    hai..fir washroom se nikalta hai aur so jaata hai…jaise hi
    thodi neend aati hai itne mein Mannu ka alarm baj jaata
    hai…wo ghabra ke uthta hai…
    Mannu: 6 baj gye(bahar dekhta hai) bahar toh andhera hai…
    Fir letta hai fir blanket hatata hai…
    Mannu: last baar susu kar leta hoon…

    5. Tashan maarne waala Banda - park


    Nakul – Neeraj
    Ravi – Dinesh
    Mohit – Umesh
    2-3 bande jaa rahe hain jacket shawl odhe hue morning
    walk pe.
    Ravi- Bhai 15-20 din chhodni padegi morning walk…thand
    badh rahi hai….
    Mohit- Sahi keh raha hai…bhai zinda rahenge toh poori umar
    jogging karenge….kal se band karo bhai….
    Tabhi saamne se Nakul shorts aur T-shirt mein daudta
    hua aa raha hai…
    Nakul- Good morning bros…tum late ho gaye..main subah 3
    baje se daud raha hoon…
    Mohit- Kyun bike wike chori ho gayi kya….
    Nakul- Nahi bhai shok hai running ka…
    Ravi- Thand bahot hai bhai Kapdo ka shok bhi kar le…kahin
    life ki aakhri thand na ho jaaye….
    Nakul- Abe rehne do tum log…khoon thanda ho gaya tum
    teeno ka lagta hai….
    Nakul running karta hua aage nikal jaata hai……yeh
    teeno thoda aage badhte hain…aur tabhi peechhe se ek
    banda cheekhta hai….
    Banda- Hello bhai!
    Teeno peechhe palat ke dekhte hain…..Nakul gira pada
    hai aur ek banda khada inhe bula raha hai….

    4
    Mohit- Ban gaya hero…
    Ravi- Abe pehle chalke utha lo yaar ise…

    6. Baal dekh ke nahane ka pta lagane waala - office


    Boss – Ameen
    Employee - Dinesh
    Ek boss hai jisne apne employee line mein laga rakhe
    hain…
    Boss- Thandi ka matlab yeh nahi ki aap log nahana band kar
    denge…aur waise bhi meri nazro se koi bach nahi sakta hai…
    Boss ek ek karke sabke baalon ko chhookar batata hai
    ki kon nahaya hua hai kon nahi…fir last mein pahochta
    hai ek bande pe jisne topi pehen rakhi hai…
    Boss- Hmm…tumne kya socha boss ko chakma doge..wo bhi
    yeh topi pehen kar…utaaro yeh topi….
    Banda No mein sar hilaata hai lekin boss topi utaar deta
    hai fir dekhta hai ki uske toh baal hi nahi hai….Boss
    chok jaata hai…fir Employee sar pe table ki thap maarta
    hua nikalta hai tashan mein Bahubali Music ke saath…

    7. Press - office
    Birzu – pawan
    Kumkum - jagriti
    Ek banda aata hai bedroom mein kaapta hua….aur apni
    wife ko chillata hai…
    Birzu- Kumkum shirt press kar do aakr jaldi se….
    Kitchen se aawaz aati hai AAYIII….
    Birzu silwate padi hui shirt pehen leta hai….aur uski
    wife aati hai Press lagati hai aur switch ON karti hai…
    Kumkum- Aao idhar..
    Birzu Kumkum ke paas jaata hai aur wo press karne
    lagti hai…
    Birzu- Baazu maar do thode!
    Kumkum baaju press karti hai….
    Birzu- Thoda collar pe!

    5
    Kumkum collar press karti hai….
    Kumkum- Pant pehen ke let jao pant bhi kar deti hoon….

    8. Blanket shop
    Shankar – Dinesh
    Kambal wala – Neeraj
    Sunita – jagriti
    Shankar kambal wale se behes kar raha hai… uske hath
    mein ek kambal hai
    Shankar - aray bhaiya ye kya kambal de diya hai hain…
    tumne toh kaha tha tandoor ka maza dega isne toh thand
    mein maar diya
    Kambal – bhaisahab maine aapko kaha toh tha ye garmi wala
    kambal hai
    Shankar – ajeeb aadmi hai yaar tu…. Main sardiyon mein
    garmi ka kambal kyun leke jaaunga aur garmi mein kaun
    kambal odhta hai
    Kambal – bhaisahab ise ac chalake odhte hain
    Shankar – bevakoof samajhta hai mujhe… waise toh ismein
    thand ruk nahin rahi… ac chalake odhunga toh mar jaaunga
    nahin jaaunga
    Kambal – aray bhaisahab ise garmi mein ac chalake odha
    jata hai
    Shankar – aray bhad mein gaya tera ye kambal… mujhe
    nahin pata… apna kambal le aur mere paise wapas kar
    Kambal – bhaisahab dusra item lelo lekin main paise wapas
    nahin kaunga
    Shankar – abay kya dusra item loon tujhse, hain… baat toh
    aise kar raha hai jaise branded store khol ke baitha hai…
    pehla item hi itna ghatiya chipka diya tune… ab dusra bhi
    chipkana chahta hai
    Kambal – bhaisahab chilla chilla ke baat mat karo aur bhi
    customer hain dukaan pe
    Shankar – ruk saale tu… sunita la keny de

    6
    Shankar sunita ke hath se mitti ke tel ki keny le leta
    hai…
    Shankar – tere kambal se garmi nahin aayi ab aayegi garmi…
    dekh tu ab phook lunga khud ko… aag laga lunga… jail mein
    jaayega tu jail mein
    Kambal wala dar jata hai.
    Kambal – bhaisahab… ye kya kar rahe ho?
    Shankar – tu dekh ab main kya karta hoon
    Shankar bawaal macha deta hai… kambal wala darke
    bhag jata hai… Shankar dekhta hai ki kambal wala bhag
    jata hai
    Shankar – sunita bhag ke ja teen kambal nikal le…

    9. Thand to pehle hoti thi – office garden


    Govind – umesh
    Golu - Dinesh
    govind 3-4 topi… 5 muffler, 3 sweater, jacket, gloves,
    kambal, razai pura load hokar baitha hua dikh hi nahin
    raha… golu uske sath baitha hai.
    Govind – thand toh pehle padti thi… ab toh kuch bhi nahin
    padti
    Golu ko sirf awaaz aa rahi hai use govind nahin dikha
    raha.
    Golu – govind bhai aap ho kahan
    Govind chehre bahar nikalta hai.
    Govind – mere papa batate hain ki 6-6 foot barf ho jati thi…
    burf ko belche se hatana padta tha
    Golu – Noida mein 6 foot burf kab padi
    Govind – Kashmir ki baat kar raha hoon… papa ki posting
    Kashmir mein thi na… wo fauj mein the
    Golu – accha, mujhe laga tum Noida ki baat kar rahe ho
    Govind – Noida ka bhi yahi haal tha… bas burf nahin padti
    thi… temperature minus tak chala jata tha… pani ki baltiyan
    jam jati thi… kohra itna hota tha 2 inch aage ka nahin dikhta
    tha… pehle ki life bahut hard thi… ab toh kuch bhi thand
    nahin padti

    7
    Golu – jab itni thand nahin padti toh ye 12 darjan poshak
    kyun pehenke baithe ho
    Govind – aadat bhi toh koi cheej hoti hai… lekin main nahta
    thande pani se hoon… wo bhi tanki ke… roz… bina naga kiye
    Golu – amrit pee rakha hai kya?
    Maa – aray govind apne baap ka kambal de ja… puri duniya
    tujhe hi sabse zyada thand lagti hai kya?
    Govind – aray galti se papa ki rajai le aaya… main dekar aata
    hoon

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