NOPE Script FINAL 2022.11.29
NOPE Script FINAL 2022.11.29
NOPE Script FINAL 2022.11.29
Written by
Jordan Peele
OVER BLACK:
TOM (O.S.)
--I’ve gone and set it to the
Aurora Borealis, Gordy, and... you
have no idea how to tell time...
PHYLLIS (O.S.)
Somehow you’d think a man who can
send a rocket into space would be
able to manage a halfway decent
birthday present...Nope.
A laugh.
PHYLLIS (O.S.)
Wow! Now there’s a gift!
A big laugh.
GORDY (O.S.)
Hoo hoo hoo!
TOM
Gordy, Gordy, NO! DOWN!
2.
“I will cast abominable filth at you, make you vile, and make
you a spectacle.” - NAHUM 3:6
Moments later...
Under the “dining room table” in the back of the sitcom set.
You can almost miss Mary Jo, the quintessential Teen Beat
actress laying in a heap. Mary Jo’s legs are visible, while
the rest of her lays obstructed from view by the blood-
splattered cream colored couch.
Gordy stops and looks under the table at us. He sees us.
BLACK.
SKY.
OJ opens the large heavy door. Half a dozen bales are stacked
in a room that could hold more. Radio plays.
WEATHER REPORTER
Good morning on what is sure to be
a windy one. We have a high wind
warning for the L.A. County coast
and valleys with some clouds sure
to come in around 10:00 a.m. and
even though the high gust warning
will expire mid to late morning,
you’ll still want to keep an eye
out.
Radio continues...
NEWS REPORTER
The search for a group of missing
hikers is set to resume this
morning just outside of Agua Dulce.
The tour group went out two days
ago on the Pacific Crest trail, but
didn’t come back as expected that
night. Crews started searching
yesterday morning.
TRAFFIC REPORTER
And traffic is already backed up
due to an accident on the
southbound 101. It is 7.44 with
Beau and Ives.
OTIS SR.
Bang.
Ghost falls.
OJ
I know.
OTIS SR.
We land this like ‘Six Guns,’ I
mean we really put on a show, you
know they gotta bring us back for
the sequel.
OJ
Mmhmm.
OTIS SR.
We sure as hell ain’t gotta sell no
more horses. So just execute and we
ain’t got no more problems... You
good?
OJ
You good?
OTIS SR.
Where’s your sister? What’s that
about. She’s supposed to be here.
OJ
Yeah, yeah.
5.
OTIS SR.
Thought I told you to fix the damn
walker.
A FAINT SCREAM.
A hard rain drop --THIP-- hits the grass near OJ. Another.
THIP... THIP... big for rain. THIP! Big for hail. THIP...!
THIP! THIP! DING!!!
A late THUP prods Ghost who carries Otis Sr. out into the
field. It becomes clear quickly there is something very wrong
in Otis Sr.’s resign.
OJ
Hey, hey, Pops! HEY, POPS!!!!
OJ
C’mon c’mon, what else?
OTIS SR.
Ghost, Beethoven, Commodore,
Virgil, Clover...
OJ
You good. You good. You good.... --
Pops? Pops? POPS!!
Otis Sr. lays motionless. His face is peaceful except for his
right eye which has suffered a violent trauma.
BUSTER
OJ!
(To Lucky)
Oh. Hi horsie.
OJ
Don’t look at him in the eyes.
Please.
BUSTER
Okay. Ready for the safety meeting?
OJ starts texting.
OJ
Um... if it’s okay, I need like 5--
My team’s almost here.
BUSTER
--Your team’s not here. Okay
hold...
(into his headset)
...Sorry, I got the horse guy
talking to me too. What’s up..?
BUSTER (CONT'D)
Copy. Ladies and gentlemen. Ms.
Bonnie Clayton on set.
FYNN
Here she is everybody! Take a look
at all of that!
BUSTER
Fynn. This is OJ, our horse
trainer. You remember these guys
from “Flash Point”...?
FYNN
Yeah. Hi.
BONNIE
Your name is OJ?
OJ
Otis Jr.
BONNIE
Huh.
FYNN
(to Buster)
Where’s the other guy? Where’s
“Sr.”--?
BUSTER
(to Fynn)
He died. About six months ago. A
bunch of random shit fell out of a
plane. So I guess we’re stuck with
Junior over here.
FYNN
No--Okay. Fuck. How we lookin’,
Ant?
HOLST
Good if we’re selling a horse’s
ass.
FYNN
(To Bonnie)
That’s Antlers Holst, legendary
cinematographer.
BUSTER
(to OJ)
--Let’s go ahead and spin the
horse.
9.
OJ
--You had said “hold,” so--
BUSTER
--Now I’m saying “spin.” Let’s go.
FYNN
Great and while that’s spinning,
can we get makeup?
BUSTER
Makeup for Miss Bonnie Clayton,
please!
2ND AD (O.C.)
Touch up!!!
The makeup artist and hair stylist shuffle onto the set with
their bags.
OJ
Stay away from the back, please!?
MAKEUP ARTIST
They told me to come here?
OJ
But I need everyone to stay away
from the back!!! Come on...
BUSTER
You know what? Good call OJ.
Actually, gonna do a quick safety
meeting. Guys, this is OJ, our
horse trainer...? Take it away.
OJ
My name is OJ and my sister is
gonna be here in a minute, I think.
GRIZZ
--Louder, please, we can’t hear you
in the back!
10.
OJ
I said, we’re your animal
wranglers, with Haywood Hollywood
Horses... Did you know that the
very first...
EMERALD (O.C.)
Ayo....! Excuse me..! Coming
through. Yo! Thank you. Sorry!
OJ
--Safety meeting.--
EMERALD
--Yeah. Hello! Sorry for the
tardiness. My name is Emerald.
That’s OJ, and we are your animal
wranglers today with Haywood
Hollywood Horses.
(clears throat)
Now did you know that the very
first assembly of photographs in
sequential order to create a motion
picture was a two second clip of a
Black man on a horse...? Yes it
was, yes it was! Now some of y’all
know Eadweard Muybridge, the
grandfather of motion pictures who
took the pictures that made that
clip... but does anybody know the
name of that Black jockey that rode
the horse...?
HOLST
No.
EMERALD
Nope. The first ever stunt man,
animal wrangler and movie star
rolled up in one and there’s almost
no record of em... That man was a
Bahamian jockey that went by the
name of Alistair E. Haywood. My
great great-grandfather...
OJ
Great.
11.
EMERALD
There’s another “great” grandfather
but that’s why, up over at Haywood
Ranch, as the only Black-owned
horse trainers in Hollywood, we
like to say “since the moment
pictures could move, we’ve had skin
in the game.”
EMERALD (CONT'D)
--Let’s discuss some of the safety
precautions while we’re on set.
Shall we?
(”micro machines” fast)
One: Please refrain from loud
noises, sudden movements and keep
your cellphone ringers off, that’d
be appreciated. Two: If you see
something that looks unsafe for
anyone, please alert myself, OJ, or
your next in chain of command. And
three... let’s have a great shoot!
Oh and I’m Emerald Haywood! I also
act, write, direct, internet,
fashion, VFX, motorcycles, baby...
And I make a mean grilled cheese if
you’re looking for Crafty! I’ll be
over there...
FYNN
Okay. That was great, that was a
lot. Let’s do a rehearsal.
OJ
We might wanna give him a break--
BUSTER
--We’ll rehearse one first, and
then break, yeah?
BONNIE FYNN
Well I’m ready to do one. OJ, she’s ready to do one.
Tell the horse we’re ready to
do one.
12.
OJ
Em... Em...
BONNIE
What’s the horse’s name?!
OJ
Lucky.
BONNIE
Is he?
BUSTER
VFX, let’s do the ball now while we
have a sec.
FYNN
(To OJ)
Thanks, OJ. You can step out.
BUSTER
VFX - hurry up!
OJ
Hey. Hey!
GRIZZ
I know, Look. It’s... maybe it’s
too soon, huh? Not the gig? Not
ready yet?
13.
OJ
(discreet)
We need it.
GRIZZ
Your father left a big hole.I know.
There’ll be others... Sorry.
(Em runs by)
Tell her I’m sorry.
OJ
...Thank you for the opportunity.
GRIZZ
Of course.
OJ
Where am I dropping you?
EMERALD
I’m goin’ up with you.
EMERALD (CONT'D)
I need to get some shit. The girl
I’m talking to said I could crash
at her place while she’s out of
town, so I’ll prolly leave in the
morning.
OJ
So I gotta drive you back tomorrow?
EMERALD
I can find a ride but can I get
“fun OJ” out this bitch? Or am I
gonna get stuck with fuckin’ “wack
OJ?”...you’re really making me feel
like I’m not loved. Is that how you
want your little sister to feel?
He stays wack.
14.
EMERALD
What happened to “Gold Rush”?
OJ
“Gold Rush” went bankrupt. It’s
been this for three years.
Our trio -- OJ, Em, and Lucky -- enter through the front gate
past a stoned park employee who lets them in. OJ politely
acknowledges. Em does too.
The PARK BROTHERS, Colton Park (13), Phoenix Park (10), Max
Park (9) wear cowboy outfits and run through after him, cap
guns drawn.
OJ
Lucky. Hang tight, I’ll be back.
EMERALD
How many you sold...? How many?
OJ
10.
EMERALD
You sold 10 of Pop’s horses?
OJ
I’m gonna get ‘em back. Can you
stay out here?
EMERALD
Why?
OJ
It’s a developing business
relationship, and you’re a
liability right now.
EMERALD
How am I a liability?
OJ
Don’t promote your fuckin’ side
shit on a job--
She squints.
OJ (CONT'D) EMERALD
-Actor, singer, dancer, Oh my god! Why you mad about
seamtress, motorcycles- that?
OJ (CONT'D)
You wanna promote something,
promote this business.--
16.
EMERALD
-No. No, OJ. First of all, that’s
not my “side shit.” This is.
Second: If anybody’s a
liability....
OJ
Fuck you!
EMERALD
Nah fuck you; Fuck that!
Moments later...
They enter and pass AMBER PARK (Caucasian, 30) with forced
smiles, Jupe’s rock and manager. Amber is a matter-of-fact
apparent horse enthusiast. She waves them by but stays in her
call. Barb, (Caucasian, 45) an accountant, sits by the
entrance.
AMBER
(on the phone)
--Hi there, it’s Amber again from
Jupe’s Claim..?
(O.C.)
Hi, Amber. How can I help you..?
AMBER
I’m calling back with good news
actually. It does look like we were
able to squeeze out a couple extra
press passes for the upcoming
“friends and family preview...”
(O.C.)
I’m sorry what is this in reference
to--?
AMBER
--No apology necessary. This is in
reference to the biggest,
“bestest”, brand new live show we
have coming up here at the park
which is sneaking right up on us.
It’s Friday the 9th. And if you’d
like, I can go ahead and put you
down for two tickets, but I gotta
tell you these things are going
like hotcakes, so I would book ‘em
while we got ‘em...
17.
They enter and see Ricky “Jupe” Park (Korean American, 35),
immediately acts more alert. A wiry guy with white top teeth
been relaxing at his desk staring at a painting of Owls. He’s
pleasant.
The main focus of the office interior, and the park’s clear
inspiration is the movie “Kid Sheriff,” in which Jupe starred
when he was 11. In the movie, a wishing well teleports 3
contemporary kids to a rich and wimpy Wild West Town in need
of a sheriff. Jupe played one of the sidekicks to the main
kid!! In the poster young Jupe winks and shoots a “finger
gun.”
JUPE
OJ! Thanks for coming up!
OJ
My sister, Em.
EMERALD
How you doin’?
JUPE
Hi there. Who’d you bring me?
OJ
Lucky. My 2nd best horse, he just
lost focus. I did too, but I can’t
fire myself...
Jupe laughs.
JUPE
That’s good.
OJ EMERALD
Actually, I was hoping to-- --Hold up. That’s you?
JUPE
So, yeah. That’s me.
EMERALD
You’re literally the Asian kid from
“Kid Sheriff”?
OJ
Em.
JUPE
No, it’s fine. Yeah, I was “Lil’
Jupe.”
18.
Jupe casually tosses the wink plus finger gun move out.
EMERALD
Wow. Okay-- you were my favorite.
Can I get a-- real quick?
JUPE
Sure.
OJ
--You mind if we talk...?
JUPE
Yes. Of course. Su casa es mi casa.
(To Emerald)
Please browse away...
EMERALD
I sure will.
JUPE
So, same deal, yeah? 11.5?
OJ
Yes. Thank you; actually--
EMERALD
3D! Whatever happened to that Black
boy? He was good.
OJ
Stop, stop.
EMERALD
He was good.
OJ
I know how this is gonna sound, but
I actually wanted to lay some
groundwork for a pathway to buying
some of ‘em back.--
JUPE
Oh yeah? Yeah, yeah. Actually OJ,
that offer I made your dad is still
on the table.
EMERALD
--Yoooo. Wait.
19.
JUPE
So that...
(To OJ)
OJ, have I shown you this?
JUPE (CONT'D)
This is my “Gordy’s Home!” room.
EMERALD
“Gordy’s Home!” Wait a minute.
JUPE
So, “Gordy’s Home!” is the short-
lived but fabled sitcom I starred
in ‘96 after “Kid Sheriff” blew up.
EMERALD
Yo, our dad talked about this. The
monkey went crazy or something?
JUPE
You know I usually charge a fee for
this.
JUPE
That was the first exploding fist
bump.
EMERALD
Really? Y’all came up with that?
EMERALD (CONT'D)
Wow, you’re kiddin’ me...OJ, you
know about this?
OJ
They don’t let you use chimps any
more. In part because of that.
JUPE
There’s a growing “Gordy’s Home!”
fan base out there. A Dutch couple
paid me 50k to spend a night in
here. I didn’t ask. I didn’t want
to know.
EMERALD
That’s crazy. So what happened,
really?
JUPE
You haven’t seen the “Bad Gordy”
sketch on SNL? They pretty much
nailed it better than I could.
21.
EMERALD
Wait. “Bad Gordy!” I heard of it.
JUPE
-So it’s Darryl Hammond as Tom, Ana
Gasteyer as Phyllis, Cheri Oteri is
Mary Jo Elliot. Scott Wolf’s the
host; he’s me. But, of course, the
star of the sketch is Chris goddamn
Kattan as Gordy... and he is
undeniable. The bit goes like this:
Everyone is trying to celebrate the
birthday but every time something
reminds Gordy of the jungle, Gordy
(Kattan) goes off. You know Kattan -
eating it up, crushing it,
devouring every moment.
Flashback...
Lil Jupe is under the “dining room table.” Blood on his face.
He’s terrified.
Present day...
JUPE
Yeah, legendary, and I’ll tell you
what-- That was... ahhh!
EMERALD
I’m gonna have to go ahead and look
that up on YouTube.
JUPE
Yeah. Totally. Totally.
OJ
I got some work I gotta do.
EMERALD
So are you chilling at all tonight
or no?
22.
OJ
You wanna work?
EMERALD
Hell no.
EMERALD (CONT'D)
What was that offer..?
OJ
Jupe?
EMERALD
Yeah.
OJ
...He offered to buy the ranch.
EMERALD
Really?! Wow. Interesting. How
much?
OJ
Why?
EMERALD
I’m trying to figure out how much
of a dumbass you are.
OJ
Big dumbass prolly.
EMERALD
Yeah. Ayo! So I guess you don’t
want to see what’s good with dad’s
liquor cabinet then, huh?
He slows down.
OJ
I got that Javi weed too actually.
She follows.
EMERALD
Oh you got that Javi?
23.
EMERALD
To the man...
EMERALD (CONT'D)
Drink.
He drinks.
EMERALD (CONT'D)
Oh shit. Remember Jean Jacket?
OJ
Good horse.
EMERALD
He was supposed to be my first
horse. Actually... I was just
talking to my therapist about this
not too long ago.
OJ
Therapist?
EMERALD
Yes. I fuck one on occasion, and I
was telling her about how for my
9th birthday I was gonna get to
train Jean Jacket. Remember this?
OJ
Mmm.
EMERALD
And last minute, Pops got some big
western, and Jean Jacket wasn’t
mine any more. Classic Otis Sr.
EMERALD (CONT'D)
I remember standing in this window
right here watching you all train
my horse...my horse... right there.
And I distinctly remember that Pops
never looked up at me.
FLASHBACK...
Present day...
EMERALD
But you did, nigga! Remember?
OJ
It was Scorpion King actually.
Wasn’t a Western. That was the
first job Pops took me on. Wasn’t
much fun. Ended up using camels
anyway.
EMERALD
The point is... Fuck the point.
OJ
The man was hard headed as fuck....
So are you. That’s it. But at the
end of the day, you gotta admit,
Pops did something when he made
this place. He changed the
industry. That’s real. I can’t just
let that go.
EMERALD
--Why is Ghost in the arena?
BLACK.
OJ
Hey. You good?
Ghost huffs.
OJ (CONT'D)
Yeah.
Em at the window.
EMERALD
Hey! Where’s he goin’?
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......
EMERALD
You see that? The power..? Where’s
Ghost....? Where’s Ghost?
OJ
...I don’t know.
EMERALD
Hold on.
EMERALD
Boom. Power went out. See that..?
OJ
Rewind.
She rewinds.
27.
OJ (CONT'D)
Stop.
EMERALD
Ghost talkin’ about “Look at me;
I’m not trained. I do whatever the
fuck I want!”
EMERALD (CONT'D)
Bro, what’d you see? WHAT?!
They both sit in shook wonder for a bit. OJ watches the sky
and the horizon. Em watches her brother.
OJ
What’s a bad miracle? They got a
word for that?
She thinks.
EMERALD
Nope.
OJ
They told me it was a prop plane or
something killed Pops. That shit
ain’t never made sense to me. Then
tonight down in the service road I
heard Ghost make a sound I ain’t
never heard a horse make.
EMERALD
But what did you see? Hmm?
OJ
It was big.
EMERALD
How big?
OJ
Big.
28.
EMERALD
What’d it look like?
OJ
I don’t know. It was fast. Too
fast. Too quiet to be a plane.
EMERALD
OJ, are you sayin’ what I think
you’re sayin’?
He nods.
Em and OJ eat.
EMERALD
I’m telling you we don’t need a
lot, we just need enough to make
our shit look different from
everyone else’s. You know I ain’t
trying to run it up. I was just
looking online, and I seen a lot of
shit.
OJ
You know I’m broke right?
EMERALD
Fine, we’ll use my money.
He genuinely laughs.
EMERALD (CONT'D)
Shut up. Look. Boom. There it is.
“5-100k.”
OJ
Read it.
EMERALD
You read it, dyslexic-ass. Point
is, a website like “Cyber Dominion”
will pay 5-100k for photographic
evidence of UFOs and shit.
OJ
100k?
29.
EMERALD
5-100k. And that’s just what I saw
on the first go.
EMERALD
Now that I think about it, “Fuck
Cyber Dominion.” This shit here is
“a moment.” If we get that shit and
it looks good, you release it the
right way...? I’m talkin’ rich and
famous for life.
(To a girl)
How you doing? You look pretty
today.
(to OJ)
She look like she got a big
house...
OJ
How?
EMERALD
How do you put it out?
OJ
Mmm.
EMERALD
That’s what I’m sayin’. Don’t fall
for the quick cash in. We go to the
most credible platform to do the
story.
OJ
What’s that? Like Oprah?
EMERALD
Sure, like Oprah, for example.
After that, everybody wants in.
OJ
I’m saying. There’s plenty of
videos of flyin’ shit online. I saw
one the other day. Wasn’t on Oprah.
EMERALD
I didn’t say Oprah: You said Oprah!
You love Oprah!
30.
OJ
Hmm.
EMERALD
End of the day, all of the existing
shit online, it’s fake or low
quality. No one’s gotten what we’re
gonna get.
OJ
What are we gonna get?
EMERALD
“The Shot.”
OJ
What shot?
EMERALD
“The Shot.” The money shot.
Singular. Undeniable...
Em pauses...
EMERALD (CONT'D)
The “Oprah Shot.”
OJ
The “Oprah Shot”?
ANGEL
I can help you over here..
EMERALD
Oh shit.
Continuous...
ANGEL
Hi. Thanks for shopping at Fry’s.
Did you guys find everything you
were looking for today?
EMERALD
Yes...
(reading name tag)
Angel.
31.
ANGEL
Great! Do you have a card with us?
EMERALD
--No, thank you.
ANGEL
Would you like to--?
EMERALD
--No, thank you.
ANGEL (CONT'D)
Okay, fine. No install. Suit
yourself.
OJ
Is it a hard install...?
ANGEL
For me? No... You’re not gonna be
able to do it. What happened, you
guys get robbed or something?
OJ EMERALD
Mmm hmm. --Yes, and then also we do
get rolling blackouts up
there. Takes the camera out
from time to time.
ANGEL
Okay, all new cameras are gonna
have backup battery power, so you
should be fine.
OJ
But the outages affect power in
battery shit too, like cell phones,
so...
32.
ANGEL
Cell phones...? Okay, your cell
phones aren’t dropping power,
you’re probably just dropping wifi
when the system dips. So...that’s
technology.
ANGEL (CONT'D)
Or maybe you’re in a UFO hot
spot....
EMERALD
(laughs)
No one believes in that.
ANGEL
Damn. I didn’t realize you were
this far out...
OJ
Mmm.
ANGEL
I don’t mind, though. The smell of
horse shit and fresh air.
ANGEL (CONT'D)
WHOOOOOOOO!!!!
OJ
Whoa. Don’t do that. Don’t yell
like that.
ANGEL
Sorry. And sorry if I was a little
shut down this morning.
EMERALD
You were fine-
ANGEL
--I just got out of a four year
relationship.
ANGEL (CONT'D)
Yeah... I know it’s a fuckin’
cliche, but I thought she was the
one. You know?
EMERALD
Is this gonna take longer than an
hour?
ANGEL
This? Yes.
EMERALD
I’mma pop out.
OJ
Where you going?
EMERALD
To the store... I’ll be back... You
need something?
ANGEL
Anyway, her name is Rebecca Diaz,
She’s an actress/ model, look out
for her; she just booked a pilot on
the CW... and fuckin’ left me...
ANGEL (CONT'D)
Fuckin’ CW.
Later...
OJ
Can you swivel up?
34.
ANGEL
Uh, yeah.
ANGEL (CONT'D)
So the--
OJ
Little more...?
ANGEL
Okay. Yeah.
ANGEL
Did you know they’re not even
called UFO’s anymore? It’s UAP’s
now.
OJ
Why they gotta change the name?
ANGEL
Exactly. I’ll tell you why, to put
people back in the dark. You know
how I know? It happened as soon as
Navy videos became declassified.
Just when people’s eyes were about
to open, they start calling it
UAP’s and all of a sudden no one
gives a shit again. Because no one
knows what a fuckin’ UAP is.
OJ
I saw that. The Navy clip. Couldn’t
see too much on ‘em though. Coulda
been better.
ANGEL
It’s shitty footage of exact proof
that there’s an alien civilization
out there in the universe.
OJ
So who’s that?
ANGEL
C’mon man the little guys with the
big eyes...
OJ
Mmm hmm.
ANGEL
They’re either intergalactic
travelers looking for peace, or
they’re evolved futuristic humans
coming back in time to stop us from
destroying the planet, or... world
killers. Planetary destroyers. That
would mean they’ve been watching
us; learning... Waiting for the
perfect time to beam us up and put
a metal probe up our asses.
OJ
Cool.
ANGEL
“Ancient Aliens,” History Channel.
Check it out.
EMERALD
AYO! HELP A NIGGA OUT!!!!
EMERALD
You guys know where I can find a
couple big strong fellas?!
OJ EMERALD (CONT'D)
You good? I’m good. You good?
EMERALD (CONT'D)
What...?
OJ
What’s that?
EMERALD
(Performative for Angel)
What? This? It’s just the
additional training horse we
ordered...
OJ
Where’d you get it?
EMERALD
Don’t worry about that. Come on,
help me.
ANGEL
Gotchu.
ANGEL
So what is it...? Like bait?
EMERALD
I told you. It’s a “decoy” for
horse training.
ANGEL
Okay.
EMERALD OJ
Well, shit. Shhhhhhiiiit... See?
EMERALD (CONT'D)
OJ, wait. It’s good. We good. He
doesn’t know shit.
ANGEL
(Nervous)
Oh, man. You guys are doin’
somethin’ shady?
JUPE
Hey, there!
EMERALD
Hi! You can stay right there
though?!
JUPE
Sure!!! What’s up!
EMERALD
We’re setting up a decoy! For horse
training!!!
JUPE
Oh good... You know we got some of
those...!!!
JUPE (CONT'D)
I’m not sure really! My wife would
know!!
An awkward moment.
ANGEL
Okay... Thanks for stopping by!
OJ EMERALD
Shhh. Shhh. You don’t live here.
ANGEL
Sorry. Trying to help.
38.
JUPE
Sure thing! Hey. I wanted to invite
you to our new family live show...!
JUPE (CONT'D)
It’s Friday at 5pm!
EMERALD
Okay!!
JUPE
Thumbs up!?
EMERALD
(aside)
Should I do it?
OJ
(to Em)
Yeah do it.
Jupe lacking closure turns for a little wave then gets back
in his truck. He drives away.
ANGEL
The router is in the shed. I set it
up so that if the power goes out on
Camera A, Camera B is pointed at
the sky in the direction to catch
whatever might’ve taken it out. And
vice versa....
He waits.
39.
ANGEL (CONT'D)
I mean... Okay. You’re really not
gonna tell me what the fuck is
going on.
EMERALD
You’ll know soon enough...
ANGEL
Ooh. Cryptic. Okay...
ANGEL (CONT'D)
I can monitor the feeds remotely
myself if you want... free of
charge...
EMERALD OJ
Hell no. No. Thank you.
ANGEL
Wham bam thank you ma’am. Fair
enough.
ANGEL (CONT'D)
One more thing...
They stop.
ANGEL (CONT'D)
Thank you.
EMERALD
Okay, so what now?
OJ
What you wanna do?
EMERALD
What you wanna do?
40.
OJ
I got work to do. You wanna help
out, you could--
EMERALD
--Good one.
BLACK.
He turns the mirror side back and forth to his face. In the
reflection and through the window behind him, OJ sees
something. A light has gone on in the indoor arena. Hmm.
A round white face with two dark circular eyes, two white
hands, and a dark slight furry form emerges from the deep
darkness. It walks wrong.
OJ doesn’t move.
As they start towards him, OJ shakes his head and backs up.
OJ
Nope.
ALIEN 1/COLTON
Ow.
ALIEN 2/PHOENIX
HA HA! Did you see that?!?
ALIEN 3/MAX
Whoa!
ALIEN 1/COLTON
OH shit!
42.
ALIEN 3/MAX
Come on!
ALIEN 2/PHOENIX
Don’t mess with Jupiter's Claim,
bitches!!!
ALIEN 3/MAX
SHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
ALIEN 1/COLTON
Ha ha!
ALIENS
HOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWLLLLLLL
EMERALD
What happened..?
OJ
The Park kids. They let Clover out.
EMERALD
What? These little punks trying to
prank Haywood? It’s on.
OJ
You stole their horse...
EMERALD
Oh. Yeah.
NESSIE
Hey.
43.
ANGEL
Shit! Whattup, Nessie?
NESSIE
Not much. Stockin’ shit. You know,
pretty much regular.
He nods.
OJ walks out into the valley. Clover stands out there a ways.
The image goes blurry and then into sharp focus...an ALIEN
FACE STARES DEAD INTO CAMERA!
EMERALD
Ohhh shit!!!
EMERALD (CONT'D)
I need to take my ass to bed.
EMERALD (CONT'D)
Who dis?
ANGEL (O.S.)
Angel from Fry’s.
INTERCUT WITH...
44.
ANGEL
Hey, I’m just callin’ to tell you:
There’s a bug on Camera A.
EMERALD
I know.--Wait. I thought. We told
you not to watch our shit.--
ANGEL (O.S.)
I know but also: Camera B just went
down.
EMERALD
What?
ANGEL (O.S.)
Camera B.... It’s down...
OJ bridles Clover.
Clover takes off into the night. OJ’s sent to the ground;
rope burning his hand. Clover runs into the night.
The decoy horse 100 yards southwest of OJ, spins into the air
in a quick but violent dust devil.
Backlit by the moon, a dense low cloud hangs above the valley
where the decoy horse was. At the bottom, a large round hole
two bus lengths in diameter gaping with darkness; cloud vapor
billowing up inside.
45.
EMERALD
(out to OJ)
HEYYYYYYY!!!!!!
ANGEL
Okay. Can you get the bug off the
thing..?
ANGEL (CONT'D)
Get. The. Fuck. Off. The. Thing.
ANGEL (O.S.)
What do you see? Do you see lights
or anything?
EMERALD
(whispering)
It’s in the cloud. It’s in the
cloud.
(screaming)
OJ!!!! IT’S IN THE CLOUD!!!!
OJ
Mmm mmm.
Em by the house.
46.
EMERALD
Yeah, nah nah nah.
(yelling)
Run OJ, run!
Em’s knees buckle again at the sight. Her phone winds down
dead. The house lights do as well.
ANGEL
Hello? Hello?
NESSIE
What happened to OJ?
ANGEL
It’s fine.
EMERALD
It’s still on.
She makes up her mind, and starts running towards the indoor
arena.
47.
EMERALD
Alright you fuckin’ praying mantis.
You like Sour Patch Kids?
Em turns to the valley where The Object flies low through the
shadows and over the western hills. Behind her, the praying
mantis hops off the camera voluntarily.
EMERALD
Hey. Where’s your shit? Let’s go.
OJ
(looking at the monitor)
Haven’t seen one of those in a
minute.
EMERALD
Fuckin’ praying mantis; oh he
better pray I don’t find his ass,
‘cause if I do, I’m gonna eat him.
(MORE)
48.
EMERALD (CONT'D)
(beat)
Let’s go.
OJ
Where?
EMERALD
I dunno... I got a situation in
Atwater texting me back right now.
OJ
It’s not coming again tonight.
EMERALD
I don’t care... No. Nope. No. No.
It’s too much. Bro, I ain’t never
seen no shit like this. It ain’t
worth it.
OJ
Well, you should go then. I gotta
get up early anyway. I got mouths
to feed.
EMERALD
(under her breath)
Shit. Shit shit shit.
FLASHBACK...
OJ works on a saddle.
OTIS SR.
You hear that? Ghost out there,
acting all territorial.
OJ
Mmm.
OTIS SR.
I guess some animals ain’t fit to
be trained.
Present day...
49.
HOLST
Hello...
Intercut with...
EMERALD
Hi, is this Mr. Antlers Holst?
HOLST
Who’s this?
EMERALD
What’s up? This is Emerald Haywood,
from the commercial the other day.
HOLST
Horse girl. I remember you. And
your brother...
EMERALD
Horse boy. Yes, he’s here too--
HOLST
--”The descendants of the Jockey.”
EMERALD
Yeah.
HOLST
Guess I’m talking to motion picture
royalty then.
(beat)
How’d you get this number?
EMERALD
Got it from the call sheet.
50.
EMERALD (CONT'D)
We have a project. What would you
say if I told you we got the offer
of a lifetime?
HOLST
Not my lifetime, hopefully.
EMERALD
Ha. Good one. Now I’m just gonna be
real with you. We can’t pay a lot
up front, not like you’re used
to...
HOLST
I’m a ‘do one for them so I can do
one for me’ sort of man. So what is
it?
EMERALD
It’s reality...
HOLST
“Reality?”
OJ
Documentary.
EMERALD
Doc! Documentary.
HOLST
Well, that’s better. What’s your
story?
EMERALD
About the stuff that dreams are
made of, baby.
HOLST
I got a pretty damn superb lemon
tart in the oven for about 10 of my
closest friends here, so...
OJ signals Em.
OJ
Stop.
51.
EMERALD
I’m sorry. Can you hold on a
second?
(To OJ)
What?
OJ EMERALD (CONT'D)
He’s not here for that. Don’t This is what I do; I don’t
be cute. Stick to the plan. come to your job and knock a
Say it. horse’s dick out your hand.
EMERALD (CONT'D)
Yeah, we’re fine. Look. I’ve heard
about you; you’re the shit...
American Cinema Magazine says you
make the impossible shot, possible.
HOLST
That’s impossible.
EMERALD
Antlers, there’s something out here
in Agua Dulce. And you might be the
only person in the world who can
catch it on film. That’s it.
HOLST
Horse girl, this dream you’re
chasing... The one where you end up
at the top of the mountain...? All
eyes on you. That’s the one you
don’t wake up from.
EMERALD
I don’t like him.
ANGEL
Holy shit. It’s real.
EMERALD
I don’t know why you’re here, but
that was illegal spying on us like
that.
ANGEL
Wait... You don’t know?
Later...
ANGEL
Tell me when you see it...
OJ
There... It doesn’t move.
ANGEL
Exactly.
EMERALD
Well look at that...
OJ, Em, and Angel exit the indoor arena and cautiously view
the cloud over the western hills. It sits there alone in the
blue distance.
53.
ANGEL
I went back and scrubbed through
the footage. That cloud has been
right there at least since I set
the cameras up!
OJ
Yeah. Now that you mention it. I’m
thinkin’ now I probably been
looking at that damn cloud every
day for the last six months.
He looks at Emerald.
EMERALD
Shit.
(beat)
So then that’s them in there right
now. And we’ve been recording. So
we got it, right?
ANGEL
Yeah...
EMERALD
Why do you say “yeah” like that? We
have proof of aliens on video...
ANGEL
I mean... I wouldn’t call it
“proof.”
EMERALD
Are you serious?
ANGEL
I’ve seen crazy weather phenomenon
online is all I’m sayin’.
OJ
He’s right. It’s good, but ain’t
it. Ain’t Oprah.
EMERALD
Ain’t Oprah.
ANGEL
I need y’all to tell me - is there
an alien spaceship in that fuckin’
cloud right there?
OJ
It doesn’t move like a ship.
54.
EMERALD
What do you mean?
OJ
What if it’s not a ship?
BLACK.
FLASHBACK...
TOM
Of course I set it to Icelandic
time, because we share a love of
the Aurora Borealis, Gordy... And
you have no idea how to tell
time...
LIL JUPE
Great gift, dad. Way to think
things through.
Laugh.
PHYLLIS
Somehow you’d think a man who can
get a rocket to space would be able
to manage a halfway decent birthday
present...Nope.
LAUGH.
LIL JUPE
You know Gordy? All things
considered. Maybe my gift isn’t
that bad after all.
Laugh.
PHYLLIS
Wow! Now that’s a gift!
LIL JUPE
Wait a minute! What happened to we
both failed at finding good
presents?
MARY JO ELLIOT
Here you go, Gordy! Happy birthday!
GORDY
Hoo hoo hoo!
And.... POP!!!
Lil’ Jupe Park hides under the dining room table. The
audience is gone. He’s alone.
TOM (O.C.)
No! No! No!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! OH GOD!!!!!
OH GOD, PLEASE. GORDY, NO... GORDY,
NO!!!! DOWN!!! HEY! DOWN GORDY!
PLEASE.... AHHHHH Okay, wait...
No... No....! AHHHHHHHGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Jupe focuses on Mary Jo’s right denim shoe which has come off
her foot in the attack and has landed perfectly upright on
its heel with one drop of blood on it.
Gordy returns with a dissonant gaze; closer now. His face and
hands are red. The birthday hat begins to irk Gordy. He
shakes his head and HUFFS before pulling it off.
Then Gordy sees Jupe under the table. Gordy crawls towards
Jupe. He holds his paw up in a fist bump.
Jupe sits in abject fear. Gordy prompts for a fist bump. Jupe
reaches out his fist.
Present day...
AMBER
Feelin’ good?
JUPE
Yep, feelin’ good.
AMBER
Good. Run it one more time, babe?
JUPE
What if I told you...
BLACK.
Em vapes.
ANGEL
Storm’s comin’. Just tarpin’ up.
Just to be safe.
ANGEL (CONT'D)
Where are you goin’?
OJ
I’mma go get Lucky.
AMBER (O.S.)
Now we’re not gonna let a few
clouds kill our fun today, are we
folks? So, without further ado,
welcome to the Jupiter’s Claim Star
Lasso Experience!
Smatter of applause.
58.
JUPE
How’s everyone feelin’ today?
Alright! Quite a doozy today.
JUPE (CONT'D)
Round of applause for my Amber.
I’ll tell you that woman is a saint
for putting up with all my
craziness.
Applause.
JUPE (CONT'D)
Shout out to these knuckleheads up
there. The staff...!
STAFF
Whooo!!!
JUPE
Alright, settle down! My lord.
JUPE (CONT'D)
Okay. A great actress, an old co-
star of mine, and my first crush:
Mary Jo Elliot...!
JUPE (CONT'D)
Ah, well. Anyways. You ready?
Small applause.
JUPE (CONT'D)
Aw come on that ain’t nothin’. Are
you ready?!?
They cheer.
59.
JUPE (CONT'D)
Here we go!
JUPE (CONT'D)
What if I told you that in about an
hour you’ll leave here different.
See, every Friday for the last six
months, right here in this spot, my
family and I have bore witness to
an absolute spectacle. One you’re
gonna see today. So if I can just
take you back to that first night.
JUPE (CONT'D)
I had come over to gather what we
call a straggler: A chestnut horse
named “Trigger.” Now I can barely
see my hand in front of my face for
the fog. But I swear on my wife and
children’s lives at 6:13pm I see a
flying saucer descend through the
mist. Ol’ Trigger takes off
straight into the gulch. Well...
It’s like he was goin’ home.
JUPE (CONT'D)
Now to be clear, what we saw was a
flying saucer, no doubt about that,
slightly flatter in front with a
circular hole in the bottom two
school bus lengths wide. Ladies and
gentlemen, I kid you not. We are
being surveilled by an alien
species I call the “Viewers.”
Though they’ve yet to emerge from
their ship, I believe they trust
me. If they didn’t I’m not sure any
of us would be here right now. And
so, as I said, in just under an
hour, “The Star Lasso Experience”
is gonna change you.
60.
JUPE (CONT'D)
But first, my sons are gonna come
out here and do a little number.
Would that be all right...?
AMBER
(to her sons)
Let me see your hustle, go go go.
JUPE
My little satellites, Colton,
Phoenix, Max-- love you, buddies!!
It’s waiting.
CROWD MEMBER
There they are!
JUPE
Stay in your seats. So that was
new. They’re early...
AMBER
(stage whisper)
They’re giving us a real show
today!
61.
JUPE
They sure are. They are giving us a
real show here today...! Um....
Uh...
The clouds part again and The Object is revealed: same spot,
same awkward angle.
The crowd, all looking in the right place at the same time,
react with sheer collective chilling awe. A silence. That
thing looks real.
JUPE (CONT'D)
Okay. They’re ready. We’re ready.
Lucky, sst, sst... Go on!
Jupe pushes a button to open the glass case. The gates open,
but Lucky doesn’t budge.
AMBER
Cell phones off, y’all!!!
AMBER (CONT'D)
Bear with us now, trained animals
can be unpredictable.
Jupe turns to the clouds. They drift by, but this time: no
Object.
Jupe freezes, his eyes searching the sky. The crowd energy
dies down; the slushie machines too.
Slow Motion:
Jupe looks up. The grand opening flags lower from the bottom
of an overhead cloud.
BLACK.
The Object exits the large “home cloud” miles away and tucks
into a closer one.
OJ
Come on... Lucky!
OJ (CONT'D)
Come on, come on, come on.
OJ (CONT'D)
Lucky! Lucky!
BLACK.
RAIN.
ANGEL
It’s done. I’ll be over in the
morning. Or you guys could rip the
shit off yourselves, it’s all the
same...
EMERALD (CONT'D)
See you.
Angel leaves.
Angel gets inside and turns the van on. “Sunglasses at Night”
by Cory Hart plays on his tape deck.
OJ
Pick up. C’mon, c’mon.
INTERCUT WITH...
OJ (O.C.)
I was right. It’s not a ship.
EMERALD
What happened...?
OJ (O.S.)
It ate them, Em. It ate all of
them. It’s alive, it’s an animal
and it thinks that this is its
home...
OJ
EM!!
ANGEL
We’re in trouble.
ANGEL (CONT'D)
(Whisper)
What the fuck, what the fuck. Who
the hell is that, who the hell is
that? Em?!
ANGEL (CONT'D)
Oh God! Something very bad is
happening.
ANGEL (CONT'D)
We’re fucked.
67.
RAIN STOPS.
He looks up. It’s above him. The circular disk with the dark
circular hole in the center.
OJ
Nope.
Hours later...
68.
OJ inches forward.
Three large clouds hang over the valley. They all slowly
drift away.
ANGEL
Em! OJ’s coming.
EMERALD
Let’s go!
(whispering to herself)
I gotta get out of this house.
ANGEL
Can’t we just wait..?
EMERALD
You can.
69.
OJ drives past the van. Then 60 feet from the house, OJ’s
truck dies again. The music emanating from the Fry’s van
slows but doesn’t die. THE HOUSE POWER GOES OUT TOO.
OJ
Wait. wait.
OJ, thinking fast, leaves his truck and heads to Angel’s van.
Em and Angel slip out of the house quick. They scan West
before doubling back and booking for OJ.
Em and Angel book towards OJ. The shadow in the clouds behind
them begins to emerge and descend towards them.
FLASHBACK...
BUSTER
Oh hey, horsie.
70.
OJ
Don’t look him in the eyes, please.
The VFX ball comes in and the mirror side swivels towards
Lucky, the reflection of his eye causing him to rear up KICK
the makeup bag.
Present day...
EMERALD
Let’s go!
OJ drives.
ANGEL
Come in.
Later...
OFFICER REYES
Security cameras were off at the
time, other than that we have no
reason to suspect foul play. We did
have a considerable amount of rain
come through here last night, so we
haven’t ruled out flash flooding as
possibly having played a part.
ANGEL
You can never go wrong with a fried
fish sandwich. Tartar got tang.
EMERALD
Tartar got tang.
OJ
I don’t think it eats you if you
don’t look it in the eye.....
Em puts her fish sandwich down. Meal and fun ruined. Angel
sinks as dread reinvades his being.
ANGEL
RTR... Bro... like read the room.
EMERALD
Nobody wanna talk about that.
72.
OJ
Every animal got rules.... We know
what it wants.... We know how it
comes...
ANGEL
We don’t really know shit.
EMERALD
OJ, what do you want me to say! I’m
sorry? I was wrong?! It was dumb?!
OJ EMERALD (CONT'D)
It wasn’t though. “Own the --Stop. Stop this shit!
moment;” it’s good, but the
moment about to pass; and we
don’t own shit.--
ANGEL
I assume you guys are crashing at
my place? Because, you can. I’m not
going back to the fuckin’ monster
umbrella.
OJ
I gotta feed ‘em; let Lucky out.
There’s shit to do.
EMERALD
Always. Always some shit to do.
Em’s phone rings. As she walks away she pulls her phone out.
She looks at it; she slows down; 50 feet away she turns back.
HOLST
There’s a wheelchair on your roof.
EMERALD
Hi.
HOLST
That cloud hasn’t moved an inch. So
I guess you’re not completely full
of shit.
EMERALD ANGEL
Thanks. Thank you. Thank you. The concept of
extraterrestrial animals in
the sky is not a new thing.
You know people been trying
to get pictures of these
things since like the
fifties..
HOLST
(cutting Angel off)
So how do we see it?
OJ
It’s gonna be hungry again. So you
know... just ring the dinner bell.
Moments later...
OJ
So we know what it doesn’t eat.
That fake horse and flags messed it
up good. Got stuck in its windpipes
or something. I bet it ain’t gonna
fuck with flags like that in a
minute.
EMERALD
Yeah.
EMERALD (CONT'D)
We pissed it off.
OJ
We’re not the reason it settled
down. That was Jupe. He got caught
up tryin’ to tame a predator. You
can’t do that. You gotta enter an
agreement with one.
HOLST
Yeah... ask Siegfried and Roy.
ANGEL
Okay, asking as someone who was in
the house when the shit went down.
How do you enter an agreement with
the UFO, the Alien... Entity... Or
whatever you wanna call it.
OJ
Jean Jacket... Call him Jean
Jacket.
HOLST
So how bout this? We send Jean
Jacket some horses out there in
golden hour and see what happens...
ANGEL
Nah. Horse people.
HOLST
Then why don’t you set them free?
OJ
We’re not doing that.
HOLST
Ok. So who’s gonna go down there
and get the star out of his
trailer?
OJ
Me. I’ll get him out.
They’re silenced.
OJ (CONT'D)
Where do you want it?
75.
HOLST
You draw him out here. I’m here on
this ridge.
INTERCUT WITH...
ANGEL
Oh shit.
HOLST
I made her myself. No electricity.
EMERALD
Didn’t I tell you this motherfucker
was gonna come up here with a non-
electrical camera?! Let’s go boy!!
OJ nods. He can’t help but laugh like it’s the first time.
OJ
I’ve been up under it a couple of
times now. I get him. It’s an
animal. Don’t turn your back on a
bear, don’t wear red around a bull.
It’s like that. You don’t look at
it unless you want its attention.
INTERCUT WITH...
CONTINUOUS:
EMERALD
Goodnight Mr. Storeman.
ANGEL
I call top hat.
OJ (V.O.)
And we ain’t got a lot of time. One
day, two days tops. Cuz the word is
getting out, and when it does, you
know people are gonna come and do
what they always do. Try to take it
all for themselves.
INTERCUT WITH...
CONTINUOUS...
ANGEL
Thank you, dead people.
He puts another car battery in the van and goes for another.
EMERALD
Fine. Thimble. That’s the one I
wanted anyway.
OJ (V.O.)
Well let ‘em come. Ain’t gonna
matter. It’s what we about to do.
They can’t erase that.
INTERCUT WITH...
OJ concludes.
OJ
It’s big. It’s fast. It’s got a lot
of spirit. But anything with spirit
can get broke.
HOLST
So you break it. I’ll get the shot.
The four, tired from set up, eat in silence. Lost in thought.
Scared.
ANGEL
Hey. What we’re doing is important,
right? Like, what we document is
gonna do good. Besides the money
and the fucking fame, like we can
save some lives or save Earth even
right...?
OJ and Em nod.
EMERALD
Yeah.
Silence.
HOLST
Well he came down to earth and it
hid in a the tree. I said Mr.
Purple People Eater, don’t eat me.
I heard him say in a voice so
gruff, “I wouldn’t eat you ‘cause
you’re so tough.” He was a one eyed
one horned flying purple people
eater, one eyed one horned flying
purple people eater, one eyed one
horned flying purple people eater.
Sure looks strange to me...
OJ
He ain’t gonna fuck with you.
BLACK.
EMERALD
Time to wake up the family.
ANGEL
Here we go. Come out, come out
wherever you are.
80.
HOLST
Well, now how exquisitely stupid is
that?
There are three monitors up. Lookin’ like a full special ops
security station. Em peers into the Camera A monitor.
EMERALD
Okay... We’re gonna get you today,
Mutherfucker...
No clouds. Noonish.
EMERALD
Where is the feed for Holst’s
camera? Over.
ANGEL
Couldn’t figure it out. Over.
EMERALD
Whatchu mean you couldn’t figure it
out? Over.
ANGEL
Umm, Holst is shooting on a film
camera and all our cameras are
digital, so it’s a whole thing.
Over.
EMERALD
Basically, you forgot about it,
over.
ANGEL
Well I had my hands full rigging
fifty fucking sky dancers to dead
people’s car batteries all
connected to one fucking control
panel, over. Sorry... I’m scared.
OJ
Man down.
ANGEL
Man down? What...? Where?
OJ
Last dancer, deep in the gulch.
HOLST
Stay on it, Em. I’m stayin’ up.
Holst can’t see the last sky dancer, but points his camera at
the clouds above the gulch.
82.
EMERALD
Motherfucker.
--The sky dancer deep down the service road gulch towards
Jupiter's Claim -- raises again. Then drops and raises. It
loses power and falls.
ANGEL
Oh it’s back up. Could be a faulty
battery.
EMERALD (O.C.)
Alright shot’s up then.
The sky dancer falls again... Then up... Then down... Then
up.
OJ
Nah he’s pokin’.
HOLST
Who’s this asshole?
ANGEL
Man in black on motorcycle. Over.
EMERALD
No, no, no, no, no, no.
EMERALD
Can I help you?
RYDER
You see that cloud?
EMERALD
Man, who you with?
RYDER
Oh I’m sorry. Who are you?
EMERALD
Nobody.
RYDER
You don’t look like a nobody to me.
EMERALD
Yeah look, we are doing a camera
test... for a Verizon commercial,
so I’m gonna need you to clear the
road.
RYDER
This whole valley comes up blurry
on Google maps. You’re really
tucked away back here.
EMERALD
Jupiter's Claim?!?
EMERALD (CONT'D)
Quicker if you go back the other
way.
RYDER
Yeah... Actually what did happen
with Jupe Park and all those
people?
(MORE)
84.
RYDER (CONT'D)
He was basically your neighbor,
right? So what? They vanished...?
You believe the flood narrative, do
you?
Em backs up.
EMERALD
(on her walkie-talkie)
Fuck, guys. It’s TMZ.
ANGEL
Fuck me.
(over walkie talkie)
Hey guys, Jean Jacket is definitely
in those clouds, and he’s
definitely coming this way.
RYDER
What’s the matter? Don’t you want
to be on TV?
EMERALD
Man, I’m telling you. You do not
wanna go that way.
RYDER
Fuck it, your loss, nobody.
The Ryder holsters his camera. He takes off west on the dirt
road.
EMERALD
(on walkie as she runs back
to security room)
We still rolling? Over.
HOLST
Goddamn right we are.
EMERALD
Fellas, here it comes. Over.
ANGEL (O.C.)
Pop quiz guys, what happens when an
electric bike going 60mph hits an
anti-electrical field going in the
opposite direction?
OJ/EMERALD/ANGEL
Shhhhhh / Fuck / We’re all going to
jail...
Intercut with...
They all watch as the body lays there in the “danger zone.”
ANGEL
There’s no way that guy is alive.
Over.
RYDER
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
HOLST
Ahh shit.
EMERALD
Goddamn! I told his ass not to
go... I told him not to go.
86.
ANGEL (O.C.)
Ahh OJ, where the fuck are you
going?
EMERALD
What the fuck is he doing?
OJ
I’m going dark. Over.
EMERALD (O.C.)
Okay, no OJ, no. No self-respecting
nigg....
Em’s pissed.
OJ
(to Lucky)
Whoa whoa whoa, hey hey hey, easy
easy.
RYDER
Did you get that on camera?
OJ
Look at me.. Look at me!
RYDER
What happened?
OJ doesn’t budge.
87.
OJ
Listen, we gotta get you out of
here. Eyes on me.
RYDER OJ (CONT'D)
Where’s my camera? I need my Hey! Hey!
camera. Do you see it?
HOLST
Okay. Angel, c’mon we gotta reload.
ANGEL
Shit.
Just then the downed sky dancers all raise again. The
motorcycle motor starts BUZZING.
RYDER
Wait, where’s your phone? Why
aren’t you filming this?
He tosses the canister and mag box in the loading bag, zips
it up and puts his hands in the hand holes.
HOLST
Angel, what’s happenin’.
Em is relieved.
EMERALD
Okay. OJ, if you die trying to save
that guy I’ll kill you.
88.
RYDER OJ
No no no please, please Shut your eye. Shut your eye!
don’t.
RYDER (CONT'D)
Not before you take a picture.
(screams as OJ lifts him)
Take a picture first!
Angel finishes loading... he pulls the loaded mag box out and
puts it in the camera.
ANGEL
Camera reloads.
RYDER
You can use my camera.
OJ
There’s not enough time!
OJ leans over the Ryder to lift him, but the Ryder is now
looking straight up in awe.
ANGEL
(sing-song)
It’s here.
RYDER
Scorpion King, make a name for
yourself.
RYDER (CONT'D)
What is that?
OJ
My bad, man.
RYDER
(being picked up by the
dirt devil)
Oh my god. My camera. I need my
camera! What the fuuu...! AHHHH!!
HOLST
Gimme the lid... gimme the lid!
ANGEL
Oh fuck. Shit. Fuck. Hey hey... is
everybody okay? For the love of
fuck talk to me... please!
EMERALD
(running back inside)
OJ...!
EMERALD
OJ! OJ! Stupid ass you better
answer me. Are you okay? Are you
good? Over.
The sky dancer flails into the air and flies out of the
twister’s orbit. The battery and fan base of the sky dancer
rips off in its ascent, and flies through the air CRASHING
INTO A HILL in the gulch.
Holst shoots.
ANGEL
Holy shit I think it’s taking the
dancers...are you getting this?
EMERALD (O.C.)
Guys! OJ’s hooded up. He’s doing a
run! OJ’s doing a run!!
ANGEL
Oh god. Hey it’s gone. I can’t see
it anymore guys!
EMERALD
Yeah! Get it. Get it!
ANGEL
GO! GO!!
92.
ANGEL (CONT'D)
Whoo Hoooo!! Holy shit. Yeahh!!!!
Let’s go!
OJ
Yeah, he didn’t like that did he.
ANGEL (O.S.)
OJ, you’re a motherfucking genius.
EMERALD
We got it. We got it... It’s over,
we got it y’all.
EMERALD (CONT'D)
The feed started going in and out
when that guy got got... but we
should be covered with the film
camera, right Holst?
HOLST
The light... the light... It’s
gonna be magic soon.
OJ
What do you mean, Ant?
ANGEL
Hold on, where are you going?
93.
HOLST
It’s gonna be alright, Angel. We
don’t deserve the impossible.
ANGEL
Uh hey guys, Holst just said some
creepy cryptic shit, took his
camera and is headed up the
mountain. Over.
OJ is by the shed.
OJ
Hey Holst.
EMERALD (O.S.)
Holst, wait hang on man, talk to
me. Did you get the shot or didn’t
you?
(to herself)
This nigga.
ANGEL
Fuck it, this is crazy right.
Jean Jacket emerges slow and steady from the “home cloud.” A
perfect entrance.
OJ
(to himself)
Nah man. Fuck.
ANGEL
Holst...
Angel gets knocked over by the blue tarp as Jean Jacket pulls
all the contents of Camera Station C up into its hole. Debris
falls around Angel, as he slides to the base of the hill all
while under the tarp.
Angel peeks out from under the tarp, sees her land across the
valley.
ANGEL
Ohh fuck.
Jean Jacket is there facing him and headed back to him. Angel
sees a downed sky dancer nearby. Eyes up.
Angel looks out again. He starts reaching for the sky dancer.
EMERALD
Don’t look. Don’t look.
96.
OJ
Get the bike! Get out of here!
EMERALD
Shit! Shit!
OJ limps to Lucky.
OJ
Bang!
EMERALD
No!! Just leave, OJ. Forget it,
c’mon! C’MON!!
She knows what that means. Em repeats the gesture back to OJ.
EMERALD (CONT'D)
COME ON!!!
Em drives through Jupiter's Claim the wrong way. Past the new
attraction and through the tunnel. She drives down Main
Street and skids to a stop at the wishing well.
She turns back. She doesn’t see Jean Jacket, but hears it,
that horrible wind howl.
EMERALD
This gon’ fuck you up. This gon’
fuck you up.
EMERALD (CONT'D)
Come on....
She repeats. Coin in. Crank turned. Pop. The balloon drifts
upwards.
Again and again she repeats the action. Coin, Crank, Pop,
Coin, crank, Pop.
Lil’ Jupe’s hat somehow bulges and droops at the same time as
it breaks through the top of cloud cover, still far enough
away, but facing the creature hiding inside a cloud. It’s a
showdown.
EMERALD
I’m gonna take you to Oprah. I’m
gonna take you to Oprah. Let’s go
to Oprah!
Jean Jacket has made quick work of the balloon and jettisons
straight to the “home cloud,” folding back into saucer form
as it does. For a moment, the “home cloud” sits there,
stationary and titanic. The rest of the clouds move left to
right slow and steadily. Then... a large but distant POP.
EMERALD (CONT'D)
Yes!!! Yes!!!!! Nobody fucks with
Haywood, bitch!!!! Nobody! Ya hear
me?!
Angel sees the remains of Jean Jacket and the balloon float
away in the distance.
Em collapses.
On her back she shuts her eyes and weeps, exhausted. She
turns her head.
Four news vans sit parked in the Jupiter's Claim lot, their
crews acting up in a bustle. Electricity just back up.
Emerald swells with joy, but quickly doubts her own eyes. She
shuts them and breathes deep three dreadful times.
The last shot Emerald took sits in the tray coming out of the
winking well. It slowly develops.
100.
The image, the full expanded Jean Jacket glowing with the
sunset and it’s perfect.
Black.
“NOPE”