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From: "Mike Haines" <mike@mail.realdatingpsychology.com>

Samuel,

Occasionally, we get an email which I call a “Pits of Despair” email.

This is where a guy mails in, as it were, “live… from the Pits of Despair!”

For example, this one I got recently:

“I'm very grateful for doing this. I don't know, you're probably my last chance. I spent 200 of dollars on e-

dating advices and I got nowhere. I have a very strange situation.

I'm tall, handsome have a sense of humor am a great guy in heart, but girls reject me as I'm some kind of

disease. I accidentally got a date once with the girl I liked, but after 3 dates she doesn't want to see me and

didn't even get a kiss.

And I don't have confidence to approach anymore because I feel it's boring, don't have the motivation

because I don't enjoy it. I have approached many women, and almost always was rejected. I'm really in

pain. Thank you for trying to help, but I don't believe that I can get out of this. “

You have to make dating into a game.

You have to make approaching women into a form of entertainment for yourself.

It has to be become something you engage in mainly to amuse yourself, more than anything else.

When you view approaching strangers inherently amusing and as a form of entertainment, then you won’t care

you’re being "rejected".

In fact… you can’t even be rejected, because you’re not “applying” to get anything in the first place.

When I roll out to the club, I view it like I’m doing Conceptual Art.

I’m doing an Absurdist Art Piece.

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I also like to imagine that I have a camera crew following me wherever I go, and filming all my interactions.

When I approach a girl, I imagine that I’m the Host of some kind of TV show.

I’m asking the girl deliberately absurd questions.

I’m confusing her and saying things that put her off balance.

I’m holding a “microphone” up to her lips, and saying, in an authoritative tone of voice:

“So what do you have to say about that to the folks at home?”

I then gesture towards the wall, as if there’s an audience there, or a camera filming her.

A lot of the time they actually go along with it.

“I’m being… filmed? This is for… Youtube or something?”

“Yes m’am,” I say, still holding the fake microphone up to her (there isn’t even anything in my hand)

I point to various points in the room.

“There’s cameras there… there… there… and there.”

The girl then starts talking into my hand… and to all appearances she seems to believe this is actually real.

Maybe she’s so dumb she does believe it’s real.

Or maybe she’s just playing along as part of the joke.

Or maybe she starts off playing along and knowing it’s fake, but then the fantasy starts to blur into reality, and

she no longer remembers what’s real and what’s a joke any more.

At any rate, I find this all highly amusing.

When I go out to the club, the people there are simply my canvas on which I make art.

The art is to create interactions and to make them as awkward as possible.

I want to sow confusion and create chaos.

I want to make things absurd.

If I approach a girl and it doesn’t work, I always want to try to make it more awkward.

What can I say or do here that makes this situation more awkward than it already is?

This is highly entertaining.

And it puts me into a frame of mind whereby I don’t care about the reactions or the results.

I’m simply having fun, laughing and entertaining myself…

Laughter is infectious.

And in that mischevious, self-amused frame of mind, it’s very easy to approach some cute girl and swoop her.

You gotta make this thing into a game for yourself.

You’ve got to make it into a form of entertainment.

A lot of people want to be passively entertained.

They want to sit in front of a screen and see some OTHER guy getting into awkward scenarios.

F*ck that!

I’m gonna go out there and get into awkward scenarios myself.

That’s ACTIVE entertainment.

The more awkward you can make it, the better and funnier it is.

Rejection doesn’t exist in my world, because I’m not trying to be “accepted” by anyone.

I am the world’s greatest living conceptual artist!

Getting laid happens as a byproduct of amusing yourself.

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It’s not the main goal — it’s just a side effect of it.

The main goal is to entertain yourself by fvcking with members of the public and making it awkward like a reality

TV show host.

Elseware · Oneohtrix Point Never

Happy hunting ;-)

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Sincerely,

Mike Haines

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