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Some of the messages and quotes shared discuss topics like the beauty of relationships, thoughts on life and friendship, sayings on God and faith, jokes and anecdotes.

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01-01-2010 18:35:04 N4N-Nisha(+919898038148)
A beautiful belief:
If God answers ur prayer,He is incresing ur faith.
If He delays,He is increasing ur patience.
If he doesn't answer,He knows u can handle.
29-05-2011 15:31:45 N4N-Nisha(+919898038148)
DOST KA MATLAB
D = door rahkar bhi jo pass ho
O = ouro se jyada khas ho
S = sabse pyara jiska ahsas ho
T=takdir se jyada jis par vishwas ho.
24-07-2011 15:32:10 N4N-Nisha(+919898038148)
Ajib dastan hoti hai dosti ki,
Ladna milne se bhi acha lagta hai,
Lad k manane wale b hote hai kuch,
To kuch ko chidhana acha lagta h,
Dost k muh s kuch sun-ne k liye
Kabhi jhuk jana bhi acha lagta h,
Safar train ka ho ya zindgi ka,
Khatm hi nai hoti batein,
Phir b khamosh reh kar muskurana acha lagta hai,
1 dost mein lagta h,
mil gayi puri duniya,
Baaki sab bhul jana achha lagta hai,
Yaar hamesha saath rahna
tumhara yarana achha lagta hai...:-)
25-07-2011 14:02:28 N4N-Nisha(+919898038148)
2 Sardar Raat 12 baje road p ghum rhe they.
1st Sardar: Bahut garmi h yaar
2nd Sardar: han yaar.. Din hota to kahin chaya me hi baith jate :-)
26-07-2011 09:52:26 N4N-Nisha(+919898038148)
To smile without condition, To talk
without intention, To give without reason
& To care without expectation is the
beauty of any True Relation....GM SD
26-07-2011 15:15:12 N4N-Nisha(+919898038148)
Dil agar " CPU" hota to sabi yadon ko "SAVE" kar sakte,
Dimag me agar "PRINTER" hota to khayallo ka "PRINT OUT" nikal dete,
Dhadkan me agar "PEN DRIVE" hoti to jindagi ka back up le lete,
Man me jo "BLUETOOTH" hota to Baton ko transfer kar lete,
Aankho me jo "WEBCAM" hota to tasviro ko receive kar sakte,

Kaash....
Jindagi b ek COMPUTER hoti to restart kar lete....!!
26-07-2011 15:19:57 N4N-Nisha(+919898038148)
Zindgi ki suruat 'S'se hoti h
S for suraj
S 4 subah
S 4 sham
S 4 swagat
S 4 samay
usk bad S 4 sagai fir shadi suhagrat fir saas,sasur,sali,sala fir satyanash:-)
29-07-2011 10:26:24 N4N-Nisha(+919898038148)
Always ask God to give u what u deserve,
not what you desire....
Its bcoz your desires may be few,
but you deserves a lot...GM N HAVE A NICe DAY.
29-07-2011 15:19:26 N4N-Nisha(+919898038148)
Meri personality k hisab se mujhe kya hona chahiye?
Doctor
Actor
Enginer
dancer
Teacher
Writer
Love Guru
cricketer
politcian
Police
DON
Lawyer
plz reply.:-)
31-07-2011 09:58:06 myself
.-'^'-.
Om.
| = | Namah;
| (@) | Shivay.
('''"""""""""")===
'>------<''''''''') )
<'_______'>
Happy Shrawan.
Hardik&Fmly
31-07-2011 15:19:24 N4N-Nisha(+919898038148)
Ae"Hawa,
Jaake Unse Ye
Paigam Kehna
Mera
HaaL-E-DiL Unse
Khule Aam Kehna
Unko Meri Yaad"Aati
Na Hogi
Hum

Karte"Hai Unhe
Yaad
Dhire Se Khna.
01-08-2011 10:55:11 N4N-Nisha(+919898038148)
Bahut Kuch Sikha jati He Zindgi,
Hasa K Rula jati He Zindgi,
Ji Sako Jitna Utna Ji Lo dosto,
Qk Bahut Kuch baki rehta He Or Khatm Ho jati He Zindgi...GM
02-08-2011 17:11:31 myself
Santa was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex?
Santa: Depends, if I can find a phone.
:)

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01-01-2010 18:40:55 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Alwyz thot i had sum place in d heart of whom i luvd,
But evrytym i was wrong,
I was juz lyk a candle..
Wenever needed, i was burnt.. :'(
30-05-2011 18:11:23 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Wanna make money through Facebook...??
Go to: Account- account settings- De-activate your Account and Start Working...!
! Lolz :-P Hahahaha
30-05-2011 19:10:11 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Thought For The Generation:
"If exposure of Body is Modernisation...,
Then Animals are more Modern than Humans....!!!" :D ;) :P
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31-05-2011 14:06:28 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
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ARSSINFRA
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M:09827647922
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31-05-2011 18:04:35 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
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31-05-2011 18:06:47 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
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01-06-2011 00:22:57 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
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LUPIN
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01-06-2011 10:47:26 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
It has been proved that THE WORLD'S LARGEST MIGRATION is from
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ORKUT to FACEBOOK..!! ;) :P
01-06-2011 11:02:55 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Woman is lyk bluetooth,U r next 2her,she stays connctd,u go away,she finds new d
evice
Man is lyk wi-fi,many devices can connct 2him at a tym
01-06-2011 11:22:29 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
True Lines"The only reason behind broken relation is.,
Either they think that u r changed.,
Or
Their thinking about u is changed..."
01-06-2011 18:16:28 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
You know why GOD din't give us d gift to read minds of others?
So dat we would have d chance to "TRUST" & d privilege to be "TRUSTED". :-)
01-06-2011 20:16:52 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
GUDSMSs:
BEAUTIFUL QUOTE" THINGS ARE AS THEY ARE. IT IS YOU WHO LABEL THEM AS BEAUTIFUL OR UGLY. " :-)
02-06-2011 03:51:39 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
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02-06-2011 16:08:11 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
GUDSMSs:
A morning meal will make us full, A morning hello would make us smile, But a mor
ning prayer will make our day complete. Good Morning.
02-06-2011 23:18:50 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
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03-06-2011 03:50:45 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
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03-06-2011 17:49:28 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)


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04-06-2011 00:11:18 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Tips for a Blissful Life:
LIVE widout pretending,
LOVE widout depending,
LISTEN widout defending,
SPEAK widout offending...!! :-)
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04-06-2011 00:15:40 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Faqir:Madam Bhuka hu,Khuda k naam pr khana dedo
Mam:Khana abi nai bna
Faqir:Facebuk pe BABA Pappu k naam se hu,ban jye to WALLpe post krdena
04-06-2011 00:55:52 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
The difference between inside & outside d 'College' gate is..?
We played life inside & Life plays with us Outside.!
Enjoy Every Moment. :)
04-06-2011 00:56:31 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Papa-Ye kya tere maths me 1 mrks aya he
Son-Jab irado me ho dum to haunslo me Q nhi
Papa-Wat
Son-sirf 2 zero ka fark he papa.. Aa jayenge.
04-06-2011 10:09:07 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Hey Fill Up The Blanks :Your Name_______
Percentage In SSC_____%
Gender_____
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Now Read 'Only' The Answers..! :D :D ;) :P
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06-06-2011 03:06:51 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
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07-06-2011 18:00:17 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
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07-06-2011 19:58:54 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
SAPNA HAMARA KUCH AISA HO..
khwaab hamaara kuch aisa Ho,,
ZINDAGI ME PYAR MILE NA MILE,,
Dost mile jo sirf tumhaare jaisa Ho.. :-)
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07-06-2011 20:53:59 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Train k toilet me Santa k nazar samne padi, likha tha
"Upar mat dekhna"
Santa se raha nahi gaya
Upar dekha to likha tha
"Manega thodi" :D
07-06-2011 20:57:26 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
It taks 1 Amitabh 2 sell Diamonds of millons,(tanishq)
Bt it taks
3 Abhisheks 2 sell a Sim CaRd (idea).
EvRy face has theiR own value. :D
07-06-2011 22:42:31 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
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08-06-2011 01:34:58 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Seeing a Cockroach on ur bed is nothing actually....!!
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The Real Problem Starts When It Disappears...!! ;-) :-P
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08-06-2011 01:42:18 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
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Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'... :D ;)
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08-06-2011 10:58:30 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Nice Thought by Buddha:
"Skills r started with learning & Mastered with Improvements..... Nothing is Her
editary Except Death....!!" :-)
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08-06-2011 12:09:18 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Ek ladki ka dil sahi mayno me kab toot ta hai...???
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jab wo apne jaise print ka suit mohalle ki kaamwali ko pehne dekhti hai.. :D hah
a
08-06-2011 21:13:03 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
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09-06-2011 11:09:00 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Hmara papr tha or ham udas hogye
Hmne puri sheet pe apki tasvir bna dali or ham pas hogye
Kese?
Qki papr drawing ka tha or cartoon bnana tha
09-06-2011 13:52:13 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:

Jyotish-35 ki umar tak tumhare paas paisa nahi hoga aur tum dukhi rahoge
Santa-Uske baad?
Jyotish-Phir tumhe aise jeene ki aadat pad jayegi.
09-06-2011 22:22:56 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
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10-06-2011 10:31:56 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Funny TruthNo one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture,
nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :D ;)
10-06-2011 19:49:06 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
"If you really want to do something, u'll find a way.
If u don't,
u'll find an excuse."
Tell ur frnds to smsJOIN DHIRAJ
at 09219592195.
11-06-2011 00:59:20 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
GUDSMSs:
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11-06-2011 10:17:00 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Height of Ego"Why should i attend someones funeral wen he/she is not going to attend mine?" ;
)
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11-06-2011 11:11:58 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Golden Words:"Tolerance is the Highest Degree of your Strength,
And desire to take Revenge is the First Sign of Weakness..."
Keep :-)
11-06-2011 11:49:40 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Cool Msg by a womanDear Mother-in-law,"Dont Teach me how 2 handle my children,Im living wid one of
urs & he needs a lot of improvement" ;)

12-06-2011 11:02:16 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)


dhiraj:
Height of Bad English1 aadmi se pucha gya ki aap shadi kab karoge, to bola..
1st i will marry my sister, then my mother will marry me. :-D
12-06-2011 11:26:15 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
12-06-2011 15:02:56 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
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12-06-2011 17:14:27 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Very Touching Lines:
"Har baar Muqaddar ko Dosh dena acchi baat nahi..
Kabhi-Kabhi Hum bhi Hadd se Zyada Maang lete he..." :-(
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12-06-2011 17:48:01 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
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12-06-2011 17:51:41 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
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13-06-2011 00:25:59 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Lovely relations are like a ring
If we wear it it will hold our finger tightly.
If we remove it it will surely make us to feel its absence..

13-06-2011 11:08:43 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)


dhiraj:
What Is The Plural Of SHAHRUKH KHAN..?
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Ans- ICICI BANK
Kaise..
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Coz
SRK Says"MAI HOON NA"
And
ICICI BANK Says"HUM HAI NA."
13-06-2011 12:14:03 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
" A
G I R L ' S
B E S T
A S S E T
I S
H E R
"'L I E' A B I L I T Y " :P ;)
Read it twice. :D
Beautiful pictures updated@
www.jalwaah.co.cc
13-06-2011 14:01:42 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Ishwar ne "AANKHE"
kitni ajeeb banayi he
Jab ye khulti he, to duniya use rula deti he
pr
Jab ye bandh hoti he, to ye duniya ko rula deti he
13-06-2011 22:01:30 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
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14-06-2011 11:13:09 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Petrol k rate badhne k baad.
Santa Bike leke Petrol pump gaya.
Salesman:Kitne ka daalu?
Santa:10Rs ka Bike k upar Spray kar de,Aag lagani he
15-06-2011 03:22:56 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
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15-06-2011 11:43:27 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
FUNNY FACTSWomen always worry about the things that men FORGET.....
Men always worry about the things women REMEMBER..... :-P ;-)
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16-06-2011 10:57:12 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
AAP or TUM me bahut fark hota hai..
"AAP" KE samne Dukh bayan nahi kia ja sakta..
Lekin,
"TUM" ke samne Dil khol kar rakh diya jata hai.! :)
16-06-2011 12:29:06 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Police-Aap Belt Pehen Kr Drive Kr Rhe Hai Apko Rs5000 Ka Inam Dia Jata Hai
Aap Iska Kya Kroge?
Santa-Me Isse Apna Driving Licence Banwaunga.
17-06-2011 14:05:23 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Son-Dad,if u see a 10Rs note & a 5Rs note on d floor,which wil u take?
Dad-The 10Rs of course!
Son-Thats so STUPID!
Why not take both? ;-)
17-06-2011 14:33:40 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
PATI:Khana taiyar h?
WIFE:thodi der aur

P:Thik h,Me Bahr kha leta hu


W: 5min ruko
PATI:5min me taiyar ho jayga
WIFE:Nhi Me Taiyar ho jati hu
18-06-2011 01:22:54 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Sweet FactAgar ladki ke cell me balance hai to uska boyfrnd hai.
Aur agar ladke ke cell me balance hai to uski koi girlfrnd nahi hai. :D
18-06-2011 11:12:47 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Distance means so little wen sum1 means so much.
>Dating tips
>Beauty of English
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18-06-2011 11:49:13 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
It is Sad dat Some People Expect things from U When they are in trouble,
But they Don't Even Remember U When Evrythng is Fine wit them.. :(
18-06-2011 21:13:14 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Reason xplained by a gal after Breakup:
Agar wo jaan b mang leta to hans ke de deti..
Par

Kambakht ne Facebook ka Password mang liya..


18-06-2011 21:13:16 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Life Teaches us to Smile n Also Teaches us to Cry,
It May Be Ironical But Its True that u Cannot Know the Value Of Smile Until u Cr
y... :-)
19-06-2011 11:38:04 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
We never know the love of a parent till we become parents ourselves!!
Do love ur parents!
Happy Father's Day.. :)
Gotowww.jalwaah.co.cc
19-06-2011 12:12:11 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)

dhiraj:
Munni ki badnaami dil ko bhaayi,
Sheela ki jawaani nayi umang laayi,
Ab na rahi meethi ras-malaai,
Jab se aayi hai JALEBI-BAI. ;-)
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20-06-2011 01:38:42 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
,,+GG+.
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DDDD,,
D D
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20-06-2011 03:43:54 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
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20-06-2011 08:31:55 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
TRICKS4GPRS:
Everything in lyf has a beautiful end
If its nt beautiful,
then belieVe its nt D end,
Its just D beginning of somthing
mOre BeaUtiful.
20-06-2011 11:48:14 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
An engineering gal & guy went 2 a restrnt
D guy wanted to ask 4 d menu
bt
he 4got wat it was called
So he acted cool and said SYLLABUS plz.

20-06-2011 12:34:39 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)


dhiraj:
A cute promise by me 2 all my buddies!
"hey,
we'll be best friends till

tom catches jerry & has it 4 dinner.." ;) :P


**dHiRaJ rOcKs**
20-06-2011 14:48:19 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
TRICKS4GPRS:
Killer PJMany doctors r dancing on d beach during visarjan..
One person asks y u all r dancing??

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20-06-2011 14:54:43 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
TRICKS4GPRS:
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21-06-2011 02:10:36 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Pappu cals up White House
Papu-I wnt to be d next President of USA.
Obama-R u idi0t?
Pappu-No,
Is it compulsory 2 b idiot 2 qualify ? :D
21-06-2011 10:30:14 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)

dhiraj:
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21-06-2011 21:36:58 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
TRICKS4GPRS:
Easily achieved things do nt stay longer & things which stay fr long r not easil
y achieved
True in all cases(Success, Friends, relations)
22-06-2011 10:08:11 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Height of humiliation plus insult.
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A grammar freak girl to his boyfriend :
"You are as useless as 'ay' in 'Okay'..!!" ;)
22-06-2011 11:14:04 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai
Socho
socho
nai pata

Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki


Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi.
22-06-2011 11:27:03 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Its not true dat nobody sees u cry in d rain..
Its juz dat nobody cares coz u choose d rain, instead of a shoulder.
Visit
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22-06-2011 19:52:40 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
GUDSMSs:
Never Get Tired of Trying 4 Something which U Really Want 2 Acheive, Be Strong &
Steady In Your Way Door Of SUCCESS Will Open FOR U..GM..

22-06-2011 20:39:19 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)


dhiraj:
A factMohabbat wo Barish He,
Jise Chhune Ki Khwaish Me Hatheliya To Gili Ho Jati Hain,
Magar Haath Hamesa Khaali Hi Reh Jata Hai... :(
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23-06-2011 16:47:22 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
New Theory:Argument wins the person, but loses the relation. So don't argue with ur friends
just..
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Slap them & say, kam bol.
23-06-2011 18:19:19 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Best quote everRemember, you just can't keep playing with someone's feelings...just because YOU
are unsure of your's.... :-(
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23-06-2011 18:45:13 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
She said:
Give Me some Punishment for Loving you!
.
I told Her Dad that She is Loving Me...
Hope you Understand what Happened Next.. :-P
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24-06-2011 07:09:54 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Lady 2 Dr-Inki Bimari thek karo,Ye raat me zor-zor se mera naam pukarte he
Dr-Aap to lucky ho
Lady-Nai,kal inki biwi mayke se lautne wali he
24-06-2011 13:19:20 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
God made us all different..
But when he went to CHINA,
he thought.. To H E L L with it..

and started..
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Copy paste, copy paste.. ;)
24-06-2011 14:20:22 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Struggling people never
Plan to rest,
they Always plan to struggle More effectively instead of rest
Because they know
"Time has no holidays"
24-06-2011 20:53:22 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
TRICKS4GPRS:
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25-06-2011 21:33:58 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Santa:-Mere Frnd Ne Chupke Se Mere Mobile Se Meri G/F Ka no. Le Liya
Banta-Fir Kya Hua?
Santa-Aaj bhi apni behan Ko Luv Msgs bhej Rha He..
26-06-2011 11:36:38 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
TRICKS4GPRS:
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26-06-2011 13:30:28 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
NOTICE AT CHURCH'Do not leave ur Mobiles/Wallets/Handbags/Girlfriends UN-ATTENDED'
Others may think it is an answer to their prayers.. :P

26-06-2011 17:15:43 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)


dhiraj:
Dear Facebook,
Don't Show That Much Attitude!
U Can't Even Signup Without Me!
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Gmail & Yahoo :-P
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27-06-2011 10:26:01 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
FLIRTING LINES :) :) :)
Girl- I Don't Like The Way U Keep Staring At Me.. :@ :@
Boy- AND I Like The Way U Notice Me Doing That.. :) ;)
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27-06-2011 11:05:44 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Great Line:
Jab Zindgi Hasaye Tab Samjhna Ki Ache Krmo Ka Fal Hai
Or
Jab Zindgi Rulaye Tab Samjhna Ki Ache Karm Karne ka waqt Aa Gaya Hai :)
27-06-2011 11:12:21 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Judge: Kya proof hai k tum car speed me nahi chala rahe the?
Man: Sir, main apni wife ko lene sasural jaa raha tha...
Judge was convinced.
27-06-2011 17:51:42 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
A fantastic sign board kept in highways for encouraging slow driving...
-> \'Mr. LATE'\ is
Always better than
-> \'LATE Mr.'\ :)
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28-06-2011 01:12:03 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Man asked a rose: "Don't u get hurt wen u r plucked?"

Rose replied:
No, I forget my pain when I see that I'm the reason for someone's smile.
28-06-2011 09:31:20 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
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28-06-2011 10:34:48 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Kids Born After 2009
Mom,May I See My Photo-Albums
Of Dat Time When I Was A Kid?
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Mom :Yeah Sure, Let Me Login To Facebook. ;)
28-06-2011 11:20:01 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Teacher-Ye kiska Signature he
"@@@@@@@"
Student-Meri mummy ka.
Teacher-aisa kaisa naam hai?
Student-Ji,wo unka naam hai "JALEBI BAI" :D
28-06-2011 15:54:46 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
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28-06-2011 19:24:46 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Very effective lines:
> "Adjustment is always better than Argument"
> "A meaningful silence is better than meaningless words"
Keep :-)
29-06-2011 00:17:46 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
A HUMBLE ADVICE:
"Invisible tears are the hardest to wipe"
Don't make your loved one's to have That because of YOU.! :)
Gud drms Swt Nght
29-06-2011 02:06:47 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
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29-06-2011 10:46:01 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Husbnd-Hi baby! Was missing u so I called..
Wife: Oh. Wat abt d big fight we had 5mins ago? U nt angry? H: Oh Sh!t! I dialle
d home again. :P
29-06-2011 11:25:37 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
B4 Going 2 Toilet IMRAN HASHMI
"lagi lagi lagi"
wen he is in Toilet
"1 bar aaja aja"
after Toilet he sing
"juda ho k b tu mujme abhi baki h"
29-06-2011 11:58:55 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Alwys Try 2 b a 1st Place winner,
bcoz d 2nd Place Winner is 1st Loser!
Think Of dis & Lead Ur Life.
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29-06-2011 20:21:31 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Dedicated 2all people who came in my life,
"Nek ne Nek aur bure ne bura jana mujhe,

Jis ki jaisi fitrat thi usne utna hi pehchana mujhe" :)


30-06-2011 10:14:15 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
TIPS 4 BoysIf you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you.
If you marry two girls, they will fight FOR you...
Think different ;-) :-P
30-06-2011 11:32:17 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
Msg has not posted 2 ur group GUDSMSs because it contained some objectionable wo
rds.
30-06-2011 18:34:00 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
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30-06-2011 20:07:53 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Though der r milion of people in this world,
Why u r born?
The reason is God is expecting something frm u,
which is not possible by million.
30-06-2011 20:50:47 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Door se dekha to
"Salmaan apni pant sukha raha tha.."
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aur
Pass ja ke dekha toh
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"Wo dhinka chika kar raha tha" ;)
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01-07-2011 10:46:54 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Beautiful words by a best friend'Always Remember that If you Fall, I Will Pick you Up...
Only after I finish laughing..' hahahaha :P :D
01-07-2011 13:17:31 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
BOY- excuse me
GIRL- yes
BOY- Are YOU a dictionary???
GIRL- NO
BOY- but should be a dictionary coz YOU have given meaning to my LIFE.. :-)
01-07-2011 18:21:14 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
A bird asked a bee,
u work so hard to get honey
&
people steal..Don't u feel sad?
Bee- no, bcoz they can never steal my art of MAKING HONEY!
02-07-2011 00:55:59 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
From Now till the next few months,
till aishwarya's delivery,
guess what abhishek will be saying??
"Loading... Loading... Loading.." :P ;)
02-07-2011 10:38:03 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Define Human BeingA Prsn who kils animals
Aftr drinking,drives over poor ppl sleepng road & kill dem
&den wears tshirt sayng "BEING HUMAN"
03-07-2011 11:43:18 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
One more Logic behind Boat WISDOM at Juhu BeachAll small struggler's come in mumbai 2 become a Big Star.
This Boat wants be be Titanic. ;)
03-07-2011 13:38:31 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Isse bada PJ kaha milegaGirl to shopkeeper: Aapke paas calculator hai?

Shopkeeper: Casio..?

Girl: Mai thik hu, Aap sunaao.. :P ;) :D


03-07-2011 19:49:17 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Ultimate words by a ultimate person:God gave me nothing
I wanted,
He gave me everything
I needed...!! :-)
Good Evening :-)
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04-07-2011 00:57:53 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
A nxt genrtion nursry rhyme
johny johny-S papa
usng facebuk?yo papa
pasng cmnts?lol papa
gtng liks?wow papa
wats ur relatnshp status?ahahah.
05-07-2011 13:34:26 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
1 of my Best Msg:
My smile doesn't always mean "I'm happy"
Sometime It means
"I can manage"
But sometime it just means "I'm tired of crying"
05-07-2011 13:42:27 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Mujse Kisi Ne Pucha..
Ki
Dil Ke Rishto Se Hi Kyu Insaan Dard Pata Hai..
To Humne Kaha..
Ki
Kaanto Me Hi Palkar Har Phool Zindgi Pata Hai ;-)
10-07-2011 14:45:17 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
True OneAll say that love is more important than money..
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dhiraj:
True LiNe~
"AGAR ZINDAGI KO Hamesha Khushiyon K SATH Guzaarna CHAHTE Ho To
"
Jyada Se Jyada LOGO K Gham Suna Karo, KABHI DUKHI NHI RAHOGE.
11-07-2011 23:34:56 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
;*'' ''*.
'*;_
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with
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13-07-2011 17:47:19 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Cool MsgAlphabets in "TEACHING" & "CHEATING" are common.. Those who try 2 'Cheat' u ofte
n 'Teach' u something... :-)
Good Evening.. :-)
13-07-2011 22:14:49 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Kisi ne Khoob Kaha hai...
Parindo ki Fitrat se Aaye the wo mere dil mein,
Zara Pankh Nikal Aaye to Aashiyana chhod diya...!!!
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17-07-2011 11:11:22 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
1 kanjus ki shadi me bar bar Pani pesh kia jara tha
Santa bhukh se behal hokar chilaya,"Bhai,Biryani milegi kya? Pani gale me atak g
aya hai"
17-07-2011 11:16:33 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Wife: Kal aap ne Girlfrnd k saath Movie dekhi..??
Husband: Kya kare, Aaj kal ke Movie Biwi Bachon ya Family ke saath dekhne laayak
kaha hai.
17-07-2011 19:02:41 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
True Lines-

"Don't expect a perfect love from any of your close ones...


Just show them what it is..."
Good evening.. :-)
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26-07-2011 20:02:29 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Big truth of Life...
"Those People Who Stops Talking With U........... Starts Talking Abt U......" :)
Very true..
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27-07-2011 20:37:35 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
WORDS FROM MY HEART:
I like 2 be wit YOU,
If u r happy wit my presence,
N also.
I like 2 b Alone,
If u r More Happier in my Absence.. :)
28-07-2011 09:29:46 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Man in God's Shop:Wat do U sell?
God:Watevr Ur Heart Desires
Man:I want Succes & Hapines
GOD Smiled & said:"I Sell Only Seeds Not Fruits"
28-07-2011 11:52:45 td-smsgupsh(td-smsgupsh)
dhiraj:
Lyf wud b perfct ifAnger had MUTE button,
Mistake had BACK button,
Hard time had FAST FORWARD button & gud tyms had PAUSE button :)
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28-05-2011 22:17:24 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Evry test in our life makes us bitter or better
Evry problem comes to make us or break us
Choice is our whether
we become victim or victor
Gud Nyt
01-06-2011 14:47:07 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Tchr 2 KG kid:Hw many mnths r der in a year?
K:12
T:Hw do u knw?
K:Baara mahine me bara tarike se tujhko pyaar jataunga re
DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA re..

02-06-2011 07:58:36 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)


'Once u care for a person,
u will always do the same.
bcoz wats in ur mind
many change ,
But wats in ur heart will remain Forever...
Good Morning
02-06-2011 08:31:47 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
A morning meal will make us full, A morning hello would make us smile, But a mor
ning prayer will make our day complete. Good Morning.
03-06-2011 10:41:24 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
"U nvr gt a prsn of ur type in dis World,
either u hv 2 Adjust or Compromise..
Adjust wen sum1 wants 2 b wid u &
compromis wen u want 2 b wid sum1. Gud mrng:)
03-06-2011 18:37:55 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
, ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , '
, ' , ' , ' , ' , '
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/____,_/ \ .;';';.
l__[]__l_ l ,,)(,,
wish u the first rain of 2011.....
03-06-2011 18:43:46 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Bhige mausam ki bhigi si sham, bhigi si yaad, bhuli hui bat, bhula hua waqt, wo
bita hua sath Mubarak ho apko 2011 ki pehli barsat.
Happy rainy season:-)
04-06-2011 21:49:19 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
A tight hug 4u...
2day is world Frenz hug Day...4wrd dis msg 2 10spcial frndz...(evn me if u thnk
im 1 of dem).U R seriously loved by sum1 if u gt back 5..
04-06-2011 21:58:49 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Life Ek Icecream ki tarah hai,
Taste karo to bhi pighalti hai,
Waste karo to bhi pighalti hai,
Isliye Life ko,
Taste karna sikho Waste nahi.
04-06-2011 22:32:09 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Two fundamentals of cool life "Walk, like u r the king"
Or
"Walk like u don't care, who is the king"
That's attitude..
Enjoy LIFE by ur own way...
04-06-2011 22:45:44 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Success is never achieved by the size of the brain,but it is always achieved by
the size of one's THOUGHTS.

05-06-2011 07:37:45 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)


Smile will be complete when it begins with ur heart,
Reflects in ur eyes
And ends with a glow on ur face.
Wish u such smiling moments always.gm
05-06-2011 07:43:22 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Teacher: Tari Attendance Bov occhi che...!
Tu Exam Ma besi Nai sake....
Bapu: Koi vandho nai gandi, aapde to ubha ubha parixa aapsu...!
05-06-2011 08:03:13 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Evi kai Nakkaami vastu chhe je VagarKaam ni tamara Lund jode jodayeli hoy chhe?
?
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Ka vichar ma padi gaya
Tame

POTE,,!!

05-06-2011 10:35:28 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)


Darwaje par phool latkaye baithe hai,Bistar ko sent se mahkaye baithe hai,
Diwangi to dekho land ki
ki Suhagrat sham ko hai aur condom subhah se lagaye baite h
05-06-2011 17:22:40 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
CUTE SECRET TO BE HAPPY :
"FORGET UR OWN SADNESS BY CREATING A LITTLE HAPPINESS FOR OTHERS..
BCOZ WHEN U R GOOD TO OTHERS
U ARE BEST TO URSELF..:-)
05-06-2011 17:48:14 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
"The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart,
the less capable you are of enduring sensibly ur present.."
05-06-2011 21:48:28 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Wonderful quote by personal experience:
"When i helped people, they thought i was buttering them & now when i stopped he
lping, they call it attitude.

06-06-2011 08:54:40 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)


I have no Yesterday,
Time took it away.
2mro Nobody Knows,
It may not b mine.
But
I hav 2day 2 vsh u Sweetest Day.
GUD MrNG..!!!....
07-06-2011 08:18:53 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Ek bacche ne Vivekanadji se pucha-"Sab kuch khone se zyada bura kya hai?"
Wo bole-"Wo umeed khona, jiske bharose par hum sab kuch vapas paa sakte hai.
Gud Mrng
08-06-2011 07:02:37 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Sweet Flirt :Boy:
Tumhare Pen mein INK nahi hai kya??
.
Girl:
Andhay ho kya?
Chal to Raha hai..!
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Boy:
Acha to Apna mobile Number;
Likh ke Dikhao...
Gud Mrng
08-06-2011 18:09:44 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Give a Critical similarity Between Gardens n BOOBs.....?
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Both are made for children but Misused by Adults ...!
08-06-2011 18:15:26 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Tru quote:
In lyf d longer u wait 4 sum1..
D longer it takes 4 dem 2 respond..
Its lyk once ur hrt stops beatng 4 dem their heart starts beatng 4 u.
08-06-2011 20:32:24 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Today's thought :
Aaj ka kaam kal par 6ood do. .

Ho sakta he kal tak us kaam k liye koi machine ban jaye. . . .


Written by : Ek kaamchor . . . !
08-06-2011 20:38:21 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Hair pulling PJ !!!
A man tries 2 keep his mobile on a table. Bt It falls Werever he keeps it.
Y ?
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Bcoz there is no 'Balance' in the mobile..
:p :D ;)
08-06-2011 20:51:06 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Never change your originality for the sake of others.B'coz in this world no 1 c
an play your role better than you .So b yourself & win the world. Love yourself
08-06-2011 21:45:18 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Baba ramdev says:kala dhan vaps lao.
Kya aap jante hain 400lakh carore agar vapas aayega to kya hoga.
1. Bhart financially no.1 banega.
2.ek jile ko 60hajar caror aur ek gaon ko100caror.
3. 20 sal tak kisi bhi tarh ka tax nai dena padega.
4.petrol-25rs.disel-15rs.cng-15o rs. Dal-20rs. Milk-8rs.
5.light ka kabi bill nai dena hoga.
6.bhart ke border charon tarf se china wall se bhi zayda strong ban jayegi.
7.pure desh mein 1500 oxford jasi university khul jayngi.
8. 28,000km.ki rubar road(as a paris) tayar ho jayegi.
9- 2,000 hospital (inc.all facility) all med. Free.
10.aur 95 caror logon ke pas apna ghar hoga.
ghuma dalo is msg ko itna k khud sarkar k pas pahunch jae......~
Go Indians Go..:-)
08-06-2011 22:09:44 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Gud Nyt Swt Drmz Tak Cre:)
09-06-2011 06:32:26 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Sometimes we have to decide to stop LOVING someone Not bcoz they dont love us.
But bcoz we find that they r more Happier with others.
Good Morning
09-06-2011 06:54:19 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
"There is some self-intrest behind every relationship.there is no relationship w
ithout any self-interest.this is bitter truth of world."
Kindly chek it.
09-06-2011 10:11:07 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
A smart statement for changing the life:
"Never raise your voice. .
Just improve the quality of your argument.."
See the difference...
Have a successful day
09-06-2011 10:19:15 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)

Aaj ka Vichar:
Agar Logon Ko AapSe Koi Problem Hai,
To Hamesha Yaad Rakhiye..
Ki.
Yeh Unka Problem Hai,
Aapka Nahi.
Think hatke lolzzz.....:)
09-06-2011 22:40:31 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Sharing problems n asking for help doesn't mean dat v r weak or Incompetent..
It usually indicates an advanced level of trust.." :-)
Gud Nyt
10-06-2011 14:05:38 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
2 Twins Apne Kamre Me Bethe The
1 Has k Lot Pot ho Rha tha
2nd Udas Tha
Baap:Tum itna Q Hans Rhe Ho
Beta:Mummy ne 2no bar isiko Nehla Dia...ha ha ha ha ha:-)
10-06-2011 22:47:00 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Snta Aadhi Raat ko Apni Moti Biwi ko jga k Bola"Preeto Tadap Tadap k mrna thik h ya 1 dum?"
Wife-1 dum!
Snta-To Hathini apni Dusri Taang b muj pr rkh de...
11-06-2011 07:04:04 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Wo 17 saal..
Shayad Zindagi ke sabse haseen saal...
Wo papa ka datna...
Wo mummy se sifarish karvana...
Wo bat-bat par khana na khana...
Wo bachpan ka pahla pyar....
Wo Dost, wo Yaar...
Wo roj roj time table banana...
Wo vade kar ke mukar jana...
Wo exams me rat bhar jagna...
Wo exams me padosi ki copy me jhakna...
Wo class me UNKO hi dekhte rahna...
aur unke dekhne par najro ko fer lena....
Wo teachers ki burai karna...
Wo choti si bato pe pange le lena...
Wo 17 saal..
shayad hamari jindagi ke sabse hasen saal the...
Dedicated 2 all who enjoyd this 17 yrs... Good Morning:-)
11-06-2011 10:49:40 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
2011:
Difficult & Boring Papers Se Students Tang Aa Gaye Hai.
Aakhir Kab Tak Hoga Ye Zulm?Ab Hume Aise Papers Chahiye....
.
Total Marks.50
Choose The Best
MCQ's,
1.Tere Mast Mast_____Nain.
(3,5,2)

2.______Badnaam Hui Darling Tere Liye.


(Munni,Sheila,Razia)
3.Maa Ka Laadla ______Gaya.
(Sudhar,Bigad,Ujad)
4.Rehna Hai Tere______Me.
(Ghar,Dil,Bil)
5.Tum______Aaye.
(Pass,Ghar,Yaad)
New Pattren Fwd To All Students!!!!!.
11-06-2011 14:30:30 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Wife Banate Samay Bhagwan ne kaha ki,
"Achchhi & Samajhdar Patni Duniya ke har kone me milegi."
Aur fir Bhagwan ne Duniya Gol bana di, Kona rakkha hi Nahi..
11-06-2011 14:40:12 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
There r 3 kinds of Men in World
*Some remain Single & see Wonders Happen.
*Some hv Grlfrnds & make Wonders Happen.
*Rest get Married & Wonder WHAT Happened...
11-06-2011 14:43:53 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Boy-what Is Land?
Girl-Cho0odne Ka Hatiyar
Boy-Cho0ot?
Girl-Land Ko Dalne Ki Jagah
Boy-Bolls?
Girl-Tu Cho0odne Aaya He Ya KBC Khelne.
11-06-2011 15:17:44 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Fantastic Ans by ABDUL KALAM 2 a quesn askd in BBC Define BIRTHDAY. Ans:The only
day in ur life when U CRIED,& UR mother was SMILING.
12-06-2011 16:39:54 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
"Successful People Dont Relax In Chairs.,
They Feel Relaxed with Their Work.
They sleep with dreams & wake up with a commitment..."
12-06-2011 16:46:33 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Wn u give someone importance in ur life suddenly dey forget ur value & opposite
wll happn wn u stop givin importance to dem dey suddenly starts to care for you.
12-06-2011 16:52:13 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
A real cutie oneGirl: Why do yu always follow me around ?:-p
Boy: Well, because when i was a kid my mom told me to follow my dreams.!:);)
13-06-2011 08:37:13 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Jeevan ma 2 vastu Manvi ne Dukhi kre 6.
ZID ANE ABHIMAN...

Jeevan ma 2 vastu Manvi ne Sukhi kre 6.


LET GO ANE COMPROMISE....!!!

Gud Mrng

13-06-2011 21:32:16 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)


Sum things are left undone,
sum words r left unsaid,
sum feelings r left unexpressed,
but sum 1 as sweet as u could
never be missed to be miss...
Miss U Lot ;)
14-06-2011 07:46:45 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Thought 4 the day...........
Any woman can be SEXY
Bas

Dekhne wale ki nazre


GANDI honi chahiye..!
Good Morning
14-06-2011 08:07:31 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Touchy Lines By A Lover:
"I Love My Shadow A Lot,
Coz
At Least It Was Wid Me
When I'm Left Lonely By The One
Whom I Actually Loved A Lot" gm
14-06-2011 22:06:43 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Its BETTER 2 b ALONE rather then b with SOMEONE who makes u feel ALONE...
14-06-2011 22:22:26 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Michael Jackson wasn't acceptd in Heaven!
U knw y?
coz God cudn't recognise him.
God said.I've nevr created White Jackson
Moral-watevr U R,U R best in urself
15-06-2011 05:41:31 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Rocking quote!
I bet This will surely make u smile:-)
"lt is nice to listen the lies when we know the truth...!":-)
Good Morning Have a blessed day
15-06-2011 21:13:11 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
English Teacher: Aaje badha ''MY BEST FRND'' par 10 line lakho.

Thodi var pa6i 1 student e ubha thaine pu6yu: madam,


:Bhosdina ne english ma su kehvay'..?
16-06-2011 07:49:36 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Its 3rd week of june...dis is the time when few years back the most exciting thi
ng used to happen...the school used to re-open...the excitement of new bag, new
books, smell from the pages of new books, new subjcts, new sitting positions in
the class... welcome our best friends in d class..and the best moment is to c ur
crush ur sweetheart back in front of ur eyes and the pouring rains outside, eve
rything around us freshend up, lush green, cold and pleasant...all dis is lost s
omwhere...just close ur eyes and revive it for d moment..
School life rocks!!! N I'm sure we all miss it baddy!
Right......??????
17-06-2011 08:19:48 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Jab ap kisi se routh kar nafrat se baat karo aur uska jawab mohabbat se de to sa
majh jana k wo apko khud se zyada pyar karta hai...!!
Good Mrng Have Blessed Day
17-06-2011 15:31:28 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Vijay Mallya's dreams got fulfilled now!!
BEER is now cheaper than PETROL.!!
His slogan..
"Drink &
Dont Drive..
18-06-2011 08:28:54 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Wen u like some1 & wen they r not wth u,
feel
u must talk them,
convey them
u miss them a lot
but all these feelngs r expressed as tears!
gud mrng
20-06-2011 08:27:17 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
When we Read Good Message we Never Think Of Person Who Send it.We Think Of Perso
n Whom we Want to forward it.
Good Morning
20-06-2011 20:26:48 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Govt.Collage K Bacche Kisi Ko Ghaseet K collage Le Ja Rahe The.
Buzurg-Ise Chhod Do Padna hoga to Ye Khud collage Aayega.
Boys-Ye Student Nahi teachar Hai!. :D
20-06-2011 21:12:05 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
2 thoughts decide the success in ur life:The way u MANAGE when u have nothing in hand &
The way u BEHAVE when u have everything in hand...
21-06-2011 06:32:04 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)

Boy & girl alone in a car.


Girl - Aaj mai tumhe vo jagah dikhaungi jaha se mera doodh aata hai.!!! ?
Boy gets xcited.. ?
Girl- wo dekh amul DAIRY....!!!
22-06-2011 06:25:10 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Do you know what's harder after making others HAPPY?
It's when they don't realise that you also need someone to do the same !!!
Dont let someone become PRIORITY in your life when you are an OPTION for them.
Gud Mrng
22-06-2011 06:31:30 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
KIDI - "Dar" ma,
UDHAI - "Laakda" ma,
MADHMAKHI - "Madhpuda" ma,
ane BHAMRO - "Tamari ..
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Jo,
Hu kai
nathi bolyo .. Ho.. Bhai.!!
22-06-2011 08:33:01 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Choti si he zindagi hans k jio
bhula k gum sare dil se jio
udasi me kya rakha he muskura k jio
apne liye na shi ap k liye jo zinda h us k liye jio:)
gud morning
23-06-2011 20:14:09 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
YE PYARA SA GULAB SIRF AaP K Liye
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.
.
(\./)
/.".)"^----;";_
\,,/"( ,
, )\
//\\ //\\Iska naam gulab h to mai kya kru
Gud Eveng
23-06-2011 20:19:56 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)

Mood refresher msg.!


Ladki jab sare kapde nikal deti hai toh kya hota hai ??
?
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?
?
?
Almari khali ho jati hai..
God bless your naughty mind...
24-06-2011 06:54:04 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Sales, Shaving & Sex are very similar.
No matter how gud u do on any day,u need to do it again next day & if u don't do
it for 3-4 days it reflects on ur face!
24-06-2011 07:00:41 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Wife Pados wale raju ki beti ko 99 marks mile ... Husband : are yaar !!! 1 mark
kahan gya ???
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Wife : Wo hmara beta laya he na !!!
24-06-2011 07:30:37 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
"Most important time to hold your temper, is when other person has lost it...!"
24-06-2011 08:05:11 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Teacher to student :
Aapke papa kya kam krte he???
Mam:KFC k Maalik he...
Teaher : Waaooooo so rich vaise KFC ka matlab kya he ???
Student : Kalu FRUIT CHAT !!!
24-06-2011 11:45:10 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
A Man to Swami Vivekanada "What is d reason for every misunderstanding ? Vivekan
anda: d reason is, we see the people as we are, but not as they are.
25-06-2011 07:29:07 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
2 all frnds
who sent me

love & best wishes


in my life & prayed 4
my success..
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.
Its not working nalayako. Try harder,
Dil se pray karo...
Good Morning
25-06-2011 11:14:34 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Darr Bole To...
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4 Dost...
1 Bathroom me nange naha rahe the...
Achanak Soap(sabu) neeche gir gaya...
Lekin
kisi ne JHUK kar uthaya nahi :)
27-06-2011 07:53:05 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
"I M Sure My Pillow Could Be A Hairstylist,
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I Always Wake Up With A New Hairstyle!!!"
;) :) gud mrng
28-06-2011 06:14:33 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Sumbody Whom U Luvd More Than Ur Lyf Came in Ur Lyf For
Either of The 2 Reasons..
4 Loving u 4ever.
Or
4 teaching u Not To Lv Again Ever...
Good Morning

28-06-2011 06:40:59 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)


A Painter draws a painting"Door of Heart"without handle.
Man:Why there is no handle?
Painter:Its bcoz Door of Heart opens from Inside not from Outside.
28-06-2011 06:54:00 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Thought of the day : Small & Simple Management formula:
"Never try to DEFEAT people,
Just try to WIN them"...
:)V.v. Good Morning:)
28-06-2011 07:16:08 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Happiest Man is One Whose
Son's Photo is On Business World Cover,
Daughter's On India Today,
Grlfrnd On Femina
& Wife On Missing Column Of Newspaper.
Gud Mrng:D
28-06-2011 10:01:39 myself
2Pearls:
>Live your life like a Dictionary,providing meaning to Everyone who refers to U.
>We promise according to our Hopes but perform according to our Fears.
29-06-2011 08:33:13 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Hum DIYE par hath rakh k kasam khate hain,
ki hum aaj se aapse sms ka rishta tod denge,
aapko pareshan nhi karenge

OH teri.!
DIYA bhuj gaya..
Plan cancel:D
29-06-2011 23:16:29 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Makai: I m not happy with my looks...I look like a tree.
Akhrot: I look like a brain
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella..
Banana: can we pls change d topic!
02-07-2011 10:46:07 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Tame amara ghare avo ame tamne
CHA
COFFY
PEPSI
PESTRY
ICE CREAM
GULABJAMUN
KAJU KATRI

Vagere thi thata nuksan vise SAMJAVISU..good morning. TC


02-07-2011 14:46:25 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
To P T Colg Grup
Hi frnz,
We've planned 2 go @ Pawagadh today evening at 7 PM. So u all r requested 2 try
yor level best 2 join us after so long time of college
03-07-2011 22:33:15 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
1 buzurg se kisi ne kaha "jab nasib me pehle hi sab likha he to dua q kare?"
Buzurg ne farmaya- "Ho sakta hai rab ne nasib me likha ho k mangne pe hi milega"
GN
04-07-2011 08:51:32 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
I like people like u who like others like me & make others like me to like other
s like u..
Think again....
This has wonderful meaning...:) Gud Mrng
07-07-2011 11:22:32 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
A true wellwisher
is the one who talks about ur weaknesses in front of U,
& PROUDLY talks about ur strengths in front of others..
Gud Morning............
07-07-2011 11:26:30 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
A thought while watching Old photos of frendz"We didn't realise we were making Memories We thought we were just having fun"
Gm.
Have a nice day
07-07-2011 11:31:58 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Clock make sound as Tik Tik
but listen carefully
its not Tik Tik
its real sound is Quick Quick
Because time is precious
Good Morning
Have Gud Day
07-07-2011 20:54:26 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Awesome really.......
U'll not find any1 who wll understand U,But U'll get plenty of ppl who wll proba
bly expect tht U should understand them.

11-07-2011 10:17:01 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)


Mujse Koi Galti Ho Gayi Hai Kya?
Pichle 1 Hafte Se Muje ignore Kar Rahe Ho,
Plz Aisa Mat Karo
Tumhara Pyara
"SAABUN"
plz Naha Lo
GOOD MORNING HAVE A NICE DAY
13-07-2011 23:07:37 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Bapu e bled thi potani girlfriend nu nam hath par lakhyu.
5 min pachi jor jor thi rova lagya.
Bapu-2: kem rado cho?
Bapu:be yar, spelling khoto lakhay gayo..
14-07-2011 10:17:49 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
"Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will
never grow."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Gud Mrng
Regards : Hardik
18-07-2011 06:36:28 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Time&distnce r imprtnt b/w frnz When a
frnd is in ur heart,they remain there
4ever I may b busy but I assure u u r
alwys in my heart!
:)GudMrng
Tc
GudDay:)
19-07-2011 06:52:42 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
D bst line given by a single...
"i m nt single...i m in relationship wid freedom...." :)
19-07-2011 20:38:07 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
"You r the 1 Who can Handle ur Heart better dan any1 else.
So don't give it 2 some1 else n complain tht they r hurting it!"
20-07-2011 06:27:54 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Those who joyfully leave everything in GOD's hand, will eventually find GOD's ha
nd in everything...
" REMEMBER,
Worry ends where faith begins"
good mrng.
21-07-2011 05:43:40 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
I don't ask govt to hang Ajmal Kasab...........

I just request Govt of India to Protect us in same way as you have protected him
....
Good Morning
23-07-2011 20:42:42 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
There is no Substitute for our efforts...
If we do our best,
God will Do the rest.
But IF we don't do our best,
GOD WILL ALSO TAKE REST!!!
:)Gud Evening:)
23-07-2011 20:50:58 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Man shoots mad dog 2 save lady
News:INDIAN SAVES LADY!
Man-I'm nt Indian
News:FORENR SAVES LADY
Man-I'm Pakistani
News: TERORIST ATTACK ON LOCAL DOG..
24-07-2011 15:56:48 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Osama's son was
weak in maths,
So Osama hired a Tutor 4 him.
.
Teacher- "How will
u divide 4 apples
among 5 ppl ?"
Osama's son "KILL THE EXTRA PERSON..!
26-07-2011 18:11:00 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Money And Love Aren't The Same Thing
The More u Spend The Money, The Less u Have
The More u Spend Love, The More You Get In Return
31-07-2011 08:45:15 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Live life like a pair of feet..
The foot that is fwd has no pride & the foot behind has no shame,
bcoz they both know their situation will change..
Gud Mrng
01-08-2011 19:48:14 Hardik parmar P.T.(+919727722667)
Shakespeare Didn't Pass M.A. English,But Now No One Can Pass M.A. English Withou
t Reading Shakespeare."Success Is What u Make It. Have a good evening

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subah chai k pehle


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deedar mere husn-e-shabab ka;
Usne kaha bada maja aata hai jab andar jata hai,

kano me ek ek lafz tere pyar ka. : ) aal iz well....


29-05-2011 23:53:49 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
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All boys: sir,
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D:
S:
D:
S:
D:
S:

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Rozana doodh dijiye.
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.
Lady : Roz Deti hun Dr.Saab,
lekin ye dabate zyada hai aur peete kam hai.
04-06-2011 22:01:12 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Kya aap Marne k baad b HOT Ladkiya ya Ladke dekhna chahte hai?
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.
.
"DONATE UR EYES"
Aajkal Social Msg b Intresting Banakar Bhejna Padta Hai :
04-06-2011 22:23:48 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Niche utro ne voly ball rmvanu chalu thai gayu....
04-06-2011 22:31:40 myself
Sorry, not at home.
05-06-2011 09:44:30 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Teacher2KG Kid:Hw many mnths in a year?
Kid:12!
Teacher:Hw did u knw?
Kid:Baara mahine me bara trike se tujhko pyar jataunga re!
DHINKA CHIka Dhinka Chika re...
05-06-2011 10:52:22 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Santa:-Mere frnd ne chupke se mere mobile se meri gf ka no. Le liya.

Banta-Phir kya hua?


Snta- bewkuf kal raat se apni behan ko romantic msgs bhej raha hai.
07-06-2011 21:05:01 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
jis chehre ko dekh kar haste the hum,
aaj isine 'rula diya' khud ne to phone kiya nahi,
humne kiya to caller tune bji,
'tuje bhula diya'
07-06-2011 22:01:33 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Hindi Names of productsWhisper- Choot ka rumal
Condom- Ling ka moja
I-Pill- Virya Vinashak Vati
Viagra- Ling ki Bijli
Bra- ( . ) ( . ) ka tambu.!
07-06-2011 22:21:52 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Superb Msg for Young Generation from Forest Departmant:
'Vruksho ne pan etlo j Prem karo jetlo Tame Vruksho ni Paachhal besine karo chho
.';)
07-06-2011 23:00:49 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Santa: Uss Ladki NeTujhe 2 Bar Jhapat Q Mra???.
Banta : Yar Uski DRESS GAND Me Ghusi Hui Thi.
Mene Bahar Nikali, Use Bura Laga,
to Mene Wapas GAND me ghusa Di.
08-06-2011 23:23:04 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Why are wifes more dangerous than the Mafia...???

Mafia wants either your money or life..


Wife wants both.!!!
09-06-2011 22:12:44 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Pls Frwd :
Hi.. I'm shilpa... MBA student.
I lost my "BRA"(36size, black color) It Costs Rs 90.If u frwd this I'll get 1Pai
sa/sms.
Plz dont delete, Its Raining & My Nipples r Visible Plz Help. Please forward thi

s message, you will get big breast wife.Otherwise flat one. Dont neglect=))
lolzzz:09-06-2011 22:42:28 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Santa: Dr. Mein Jab Baat Karta Hu 2 Muje Sirf Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai,
Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.
Dr: Aisa Kab Hota Hai?
Snt: Phone pe bat Karte Waqt.
10-06-2011 23:47:05 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Aakhi LIFE ne Sudharwa Mate ek WIFE Purti Chhe...
( Quality hoy to)
Pan ek WIFE ne Sudharwa Mate Aakhi LIFE pan ochhi chhe..
11-06-2011 21:00:45 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Chalo bdha mitro vollybal ramva.....vahela avso to j entry malse.....
12-06-2011 20:41:25 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
5 year ka Baccha maa se: mom ye pregnant kya hota he?
mom ne gusse se dekha,to wo samja k gusse ko pregnant kehte he.
2nd day baccha school se aate huye ek 20 yr ki ladki k upar gir gaya.
Ladki ki maa:(chilla kr boli) ye kya battameezi he?
Bacha bola: gira teri beti k upar hu aur pregnant tu ho rahi he.
12-06-2011 21:50:05 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
GIRL :- Bada muskil hai "BANKER" se pyar karna...
FRIEND :- KYUN?...
GIRL :- Love letter bheja tha...
"Signature differs"
kehke wapis bhej diya...
13-06-2011 21:44:23 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Santa:- Is Bat Ka Kya Sabut Hai Ki Tum Vakil Ho?
Banta- Itni Garmi Me
Bhala Aur Kaun Coat Pehnega.
14-06-2011 21:50:18 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Teacher : Samasya aur Chunauti me kya antar he.
Student : Ek bistar, Teen ladke, ek ladki, ye to samasya.
ek bistar, teen ladkiya, ek ladka,
ye hai chunauti.
14-06-2011 22:13:01 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
1 Khoobsurat Nangi Ladki Samundar k kinare Chut pe Topi Rakh k Leti hui thi,
1 Bapu joi ne bolya aeni mane bhaydo to aakho andar utri gyo.
14-06-2011 22:31:20 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Sardar apni aniversary per patni k liye Gulab ka phul lekar gaya.

Patni : muje ye gulab nhi chaiye,


koi sone ki cheez do.
Sardarji : Ye le takiya, so ja..
14-06-2011 22:45:33 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Santa:Jab Shadiyan Swarg Me Tay Hoti Hain 2 Nark Me Kya Tay Hota Hai
Banta:Nark Me Shadi Ke Baad Ke Din Tay Hote Hain.
14-06-2011 22:58:01 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
GIRL: Main Kal Tumse Milne Nhi Aa Sakti
BOY: Chalo Main Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hu
G: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nhi Aa Sakti... Abi Kaha Ho Tum..
15-06-2011 22:13:08 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Eng 2 Guj dictionary:
xcuse me=a chodya
stupid= gaand mari te to,
sorry=bas ne loda,
no= le maro.,
get out= bhag bhosdina,
&finally
oh my god= patter chodai gai
15-06-2011 22:33:49 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Breaking News
Aakhirkar pata chal hi gya k 2012 me qyamat kaiSe ayegi
.
5/8/2012
ko
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Frndship day Or Rakhi Ek hi din he...:-)
15-06-2011 23:43:10 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Makai: I m not happy with my looks. I look like a tree.
Akhrot: I look like a brain
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella..
Banana: can we pls change d topic
16-06-2011 22:09:43 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)

Jab koi sms nahi karta.


Itna gussa ata h.
Dil to chahta h,

Chappal utar k
.
..
.

aram se baith jau or sochu bhejna hi nahi aata hoga....


16-06-2011 22:54:45 myself
English Teacher: Aaje badha ''MY BEST FRND'' par 10 line lakho.
Thodi var pa6i 1 student e ubha thaine pu6yu: madam,
:Bhosdina ne english ma su kehvay'..?
17-06-2011 21:08:17 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Final question asked during a quiz What would you like to see in a very beautiful girl??
Award Winning Answer was......

My Child...
17-06-2011 21:43:34 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Girl :- LOVE kaise karte hai.?
Boy:- pehle "L" ko khada krte hai,
phir "O" ko dabate hai,
phir "V" me dalte hai,

phir jab "E" awaz aye to samjho love ho gaya..


17-06-2011 22:00:24 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
SEX se pehle ladki ne apne boy frnd ko bola:
Humare bache ka nam kya hoga?
.
.
Boyfrnd 3 condom chada k Bola:
.
iske baad bhi hua to
.
''RAJNIKANT''
rakhenge!
17-06-2011 22:58:37 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
LIFE is a oneway road . . .
Where ,
U can See Back .
But ,
U can't Go Back . So dont miss anything
Enjoy Every Second of Life......
18-06-2011 12:29:51 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Rixa ma 1 6okri: Rixa dhire chalavo maru dudh u6ade 6.
Rixa walo: Bra nthi perti su?
6okri: dabba nu dudh 6alkay 6 Loda,
Bolvama to sabhyta rakh Chodu.!
18-06-2011 18:58:46 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Chaai (Tea) Ki Patti Aur
PATI (Husband) Mai Kya Similarity Hai.?
?
?
?
?
Dono Ki Kismat Me Ubalnaa Likha Hai.. Woh Bhi Aurat Ke Haatho....
18-06-2011 21:11:54 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Ek student ne apne profesor k ghar call lagaya, lekin unki wife ne phone uthaya
aur boli- vo to last week mar gaye.
next day, student ne fir call kiya, wife ne phone uthaya aur boli- maine tumhe b
taya na ki vo last week mar gaye.
next day ladke ne fir call lagaya, is bar wife ne chilla diya, maine tumhe batay
a to ki tumhare professor last week mar gaye, fir bhi tum call kyu karte ho?
student bola.....
"Sunkar achha lagta hai..."
18-06-2011 22:28:12 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
BOY:Ful ho Gulab ka Jisme Kante na ho.
Ladki ho 16ki Jisme Jhaate na ho.

Grl:Gulab k Ful me log Kante nahi dkhte.


Chut maarne wale kbhi Jhaate nahi dkhte.
19-06-2011 22:41:47 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Doobta hai to
PANI ko dosh deta hE.
Girta hai to
PATTHAR ko dosh deta hai.
Insaan bhi bada AJEEB hai,
Kuchh kar nahi pata to
KISMAT ko dosh deta he.
19-06-2011 23:11:47 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Nepali k mobile pe raat 2baje phone aaya: Aap so to nhi rahe the?
Nepali Gusse me bola: Kamino, Zaruri nhi k har nepali Chokidaar ho.
21-06-2011 09:49:41 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Log kehte he morning ko
agar achhe logo ko yaad kiya jaye to aapka din b achha guzarta hai.

so,

maine socha apko,

meri yaad dila du.


Gd mrng:-)
22-06-2011 22:54:20 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Husband: Darling Tum Mujhe 1 Jagah Se Bohat Aacchi Lagti Ho.
Wife Khush Ho Kar: Kahan Se???

Husband: Doooooooooor $e...


24-06-2011 21:27:51 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Santa:Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala:Memory card hai kya?
Santa:Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASAN CARD chalega??.
24-06-2011 21:46:59 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Choot ki garmi aur L#nd ki besharmi nahi rukti..
Sex karo kyuki
banduk se nikla faulad aur choot se nikli aulad kabi wapis nai jati...!
25-06-2011 23:31:33 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)

DR TO LADY - TAME SEX KARTI VAKHTE TAMARA PATI SAME JOVO 6O?
LADY - HA 1 VAR JOYU TU, BAHU GUSSA MA HATA.
DOCTOR - KEM ?
LADY - E BAARI MATHI JOTA TA :)
26-06-2011 10:26:56 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
1 Bapu ne lund Tuteli halat ma hospital ma Lavaya
Dr-Su Thyu?
Bapu:1 var sajo Thva do
Patthar par nagi chokri nu chitra dorva wala ni maa chodi nakhis.
26-06-2011 13:55:38 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Unko Bhagvan ne Sab diya Kyu ki :
" Unhe BHAGVAN PAR BHAROSA HAI "
Hme Bhagvan ne kuch bhi na diya kyo ki " BHAGVAN KO HUM PAR BHAROSA HAI"....
26-06-2011 14:34:59 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Yamraj:Tumne Punya-PaP dono kia hai.Esliye swarg me Nark Milega.
Aadmi:Wo kaise.?
Roj Rat 2 Glass Daru & 1 ladki Milegi Glass me Ched hoga, Par Ladki Me nahi.
26-06-2011 14:58:15 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Husband : Darling, aaj raat hum bilkul blue film jese sex karenge...
Wife (Khush ho kar) : OK, lakin 2- 3 aadmi aap layenge ya me hi bulaau...????
26-06-2011 22:34:48 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Santa : Meri Biwi Mujse Ek kiss ke 100 Rs. Leti he...
Banta : Tu lucky he wo dusre se to 500 Rs. Leti hai.....
27-06-2011 15:00:17 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Santa - 1 kilo Gaay ka doodh do.
Banta : Bartan Chhota hai nahi Ayega...
Santa : To Bakri ka doodh de do....
28-06-2011 23:36:14 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Sabse Himmat Wala Insaan Kaun Hai ?
?
?
?
Wo Jo
'LOOSE MOTIONS' Hone K Baad Bhi
GAS Chodne Ki Risk Leta Hai
(." )

,_/ \\
) ) ~~ purrr..
_|,|
28-06-2011 23:46:55 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Rajnikant ek var cha piva hotel ma gayo.
Achanak Chakku kadhi Cha na 2 tukda kari nakhya.
.
pa6i
Pa6i su
..Tyar thi CUTTING CHA ni sharuat thai. .
29-06-2011 23:15:58 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Wo Kon Si Chiz Hai Jo Aap Ko Rahat Aur Dusro Ko Paresani Ek Saath Deti Hai,?
Nahi Pata,
GAS
(." )
,_/ \\
) ) ~~ poooo
_|,|
......
30-06-2011 23:17:11 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
3Marwadi Wifes Ke Pati Mobile Laye
1st:Maro Pati NOKIA Layo.
2nd:Maro Pati sony Erricsion Layo.
Or TISRI Patni Totli thi Woh Boli:Maro Pati
MOTA LOUDA Layo.
01-07-2011 21:19:19 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
LUV STORY Of CA Student:
Main CA Me Tha
Wo BA Me Thi
Main CA Me Tha
wo MA Me Thi
Main CA Me Tha
wo PHD Me Thi
Aaj Uski SHADI Hai Aur MERA CA Ka Paper BAKI Hai
01-07-2011 21:35:27 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Kyarek udasi ni aag 6e jindgi,
Kyarek Khushi no Baag 6e jindgi, Hasto ane Radavto Raag 6e jindgi,
Pan aakhre to karela 'Karm' no Jawab 6e aa jindgi.!
01-07-2011 21:50:59 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Roye hum is kadar unke sine se lipat kar,
Roye hum is kadar unke sine se lipat kar,
Ki wo khud apna Bra utarkar boli,

Daba le re kamine natak mat kar.=))


02-07-2011 22:23:06 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Na tajmahal sundar hai.
Na kutubminar sundar hai.
Na aishwarya sundar hai.
Na katrina sundar hai.
To sundar kon he?

SUNDAR TO JETHALAL KA SALA HAI.


02-07-2011 22:50:46 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Santa:Yaar Banta Ye Kutte Poonchh Kyo Hilate Hain
Banta:R Itna Bhi Nahi Pata Ab Poonchh to Kutte Ko Nahi Hila Sakati Na.
02-07-2011 23:00:24 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
1 admi ki wife margayi,
Dost usse chup karane ke bad:kuch chahiye?
Admi:Jaldi laptop lao,
Dost:Q?
Admi:Facebook me status single karna hai...
02-07-2011 23:18:16 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
BHIKHARI: Bhai, Rs.5 Rupiya Aapo Ne
.
AMDAVADI: Rs.100 ni Note Che, Tari Pase Rs.95 Chutta
Chhe ?
.
BHIKHARI: Ha
.
AMDAVADI:To Pehla e Wapar Ne Baka...
03-07-2011 00:32:49 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
CIBIL DETAILS
Name
Dob
Pan No.
Mob No.
Res Add
Res LL No
Off Add
Off LL No.

03-07-2011 00:41:38 myself


CIBIL DETAILS
Name-Sayani Hardik Manubhai
Dob-25-10-1978
DLno-Gj01/095751/03
Pan No.
Mob No.
Res Add
Res LL No-07927551443
Off Add-NET4NUTS LTD
1008,ATLANTA, GULBAI TEKRA, ELISSBRIDGE, AHMEDABAD-6
Off LL No.07926403222
03-07-2011 12:44:44 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
ll>>
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///\\\ ll>>
//\\//\\\/\\
ll____lll__ll__ll_
(o)==(o)=(o)
PRABHUji no RATH
Pura
kare tamara
MANORATH
Jai JagganNathji.
03-07-2011 18:53:38 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Jabardast business idea:
Condom ki factory kholiye.
Naam rakhiye 'DIPPER' Condom.
Desh ka har truck aapki free publicity karega.
'Use DIPPER at night'.
03-07-2011 22:53:00 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Dimag ki Hatya ka Hathoda:Ek Ladka tha, uska nam tha Gopal.
Bt every 1 used 2 cal him "OPAL",y is G mising?
Ans:G is taken by Kailash Kher(tere nam se G lu)
04-07-2011 22:29:39 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Khud Par Banane Wale Jokes Se Pareshan Santa Ne Uski wife se Kaha: Banto Aisi Ba
at Kaho Jisme Mai Shamil Nahi.
Banto: Mi Maa Bnne Wali Hu.
04-07-2011 23:11:56 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Ladka Aunty Ke Saath Bike Pe Jaa Raha Tha.
Jab Aunty Ke Boobs Uski Peeth Se Lagte Toh Woh Kehta: Na Bhola Na, Yeh Meri Anty
Hai.
Ghar Aa Kar Aunty Ne Ladke Se Poocha: Tu Raaste Mein Kis Bhola Se Baat Kar Raha
Tha?
Ladka Sharma Ke Bola; Mera Baar Baar Khada Ho Raha Tha, Isliye Main Usko Samjha
Raha Tha Ke Woh Khada Na Ho Kyunki Aap Toh Aunty Hai.
Aunty: Dhatt Pagle! Tu Bhola Ko Mat Rok.

Ladka: Kyun?
Aunty: Kyunki Aunty Toh Main Teri Hoon, Bhola Ki Nahi.
04-07-2011 23:45:28 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Sardar kid: Papa Muje 1 Bhai Chahiye
Aaj or Abhi,
Papa: abe is Kam me 9 Mahine Lagte h,
Srdar : Aap to CONTRACTOR ho
5-6 Aadmi laga do.
kam Jaldi Ho jayega
05-07-2011 17:29:58 myself
Hi, hope u have asked 4 cibil report. If done pls send me on hardiksayani@gmail.
com
Waiting 4 revert.
06-07-2011 00:00:05 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Zindgi k 3 ajeeb level:
1.School life- Time he, dost he, par paisa nahi.
2.office Life- dost he,paisa he, par Time nahi.
3.Budhapa Time he, paisa h, dost nai.
06-07-2011 00:00:06 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Banta: Jeene Ke Liye Oxygen Zaruri Hai. Iski Khoj 1773 Me Hui.
Santa: Thank God. Mai Pehle Paida Hota 2 Mar Hi Jata.
06-07-2011 00:00:07 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
bechaaRa ladka:
ladki pR hath uthaye toh zalim,
ladki se pit jaye toh namaRd..
ladki ko kisi k sath dekh k lade toh jealous,
chup Rhe toh fattu..
ghaR se bahaR Rhe toh aawaRa,
ghaR me Rhe toh nakaRa..
baccho ko dante toh buzdil,
na dante toh lapaRwah..
biwi ko naukRi se Roke toh shaki mizaz,
na Roke toh biwi ki kamai khane wala..
aakhiR bechaRa ladka
kaRe to kaRe kya??
kindly foRwaRd 2 all boys & giRls,
b'coz
maRd ko bhi daRd hota hai!!
06-07-2011 14:58:30 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Pj..Wo hume bewafa kehte he to kehte rahe.

wo hume bewafa kehte he to kehte rahe.


.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Mummy e sikhvadyu 6.
Je ke ne e pote j hoy aapde su.. :-D
06-07-2011 15:18:12 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Teacher: Krishna, Nabi, Gandhi Aur Jesus Me Kya Samaanta Hai?
Santa: Sabhi Sarkaari Chutti Ke Din Paida Huye The.
06-07-2011 20:36:00 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
What our Moms always warned us during our childhood, finaly came true.
If V don't eat Food, Police will come & catch U.
Latest example:.
.
Baba Ramdev.!...
08-07-2011 16:31:46 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Why indian girls are not good in sports..?
Only 10% are playing cricket, hockey, tennis, badminton, chess, etc..!!
Remaining 90% are busy in playing with "Janu"..
janu yeh,
janu wo,
janu kaha ho.??
janu kya kar rahe ho..?
janu kab aaoge.?.?
janu u love me na..??
Janu i miss u..
JAAN le lo JANU ki!!@
08-07-2011 19:57:34 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Banta Aur Uske Do Dost Rape Case Me Pakde Gaye.
Unko Pehchan Ke Liye Bulaya Gaya. Jaise Hi Ladki Aayi, Ve Sab Chillaye Yahi Thi
Wo.
08-07-2011 22:46:33 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Ladies ke saath kaun kaise baat karta hai....
Petrol wala: kitna dalu?
Dhobi: madam aap kapde nikal ke rakho, main aata hoon
Xerox waa: Madam aage pichhe dono taraf se karu, ya sirf ek side se...
Fruit wala: Madam kele ka size to dekho, dil khush ho jayega...
Bank wala: Madam so so ke du to chalega?
Auto wala: Madm, agese nahi jayega, pichese lu?

Paper wala: Madam, kal me niche se daal ke gaya tha....


09-07-2011 18:59:34 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Laden chala gaya
Saddam maara gaya..
Daud ka pata nhi
Virappan raha nhi..
Tum B aajkal dikhte nhi...
Call karte nhi
Kya sachmuch DHARTI se Paap mit raha hai..
09-07-2011 21:36:10 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
SEX_BITE
Santa ne Taxi bechkar XEROX ki shop khol li
Dost ne pucha to bataya
Yaara dil khush ho jata h jab ladkiyan aakar kehti H
aage piche dono side karna
10-07-2011 21:46:19 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Wife ko Yakin tha k HUSBAND ka Naukrani se Sex Relation hai!
.
Pkdne k liye Plan bnaya
or
Naukrani ko Chupke se Chutti pe bhej diya
.
Rat ko Pati Toilet gaya to.
.
Wife chupchap Naukrani k Bed pe ja k so gayi
or
Light off kar di
.
Wo Silently room me aaya or Sex karne laga
.
Sex k baad Wife boli -Tum Mujhe yaha dekh k Chakit honge na
&
Light on kar di
.
.
Watchman bola-Are bap re Madam aap.!
MORAL:
Jo aurat jyada Smart banti hai wo aise hi chudti hai.
11-07-2011 18:46:21 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Zindgi me jo ham chahte hai woh aasani se nahi milta,
lekin zindgi ka sach yeh hai ki,
Hum bhi wohi chahte hai jo aasan nahi hota.
11-07-2011 22:01:40 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Sardarni Ne Sardar Ko Suhagrat Pe 100 CONDOM Wala Ek Packet Gift KiYa.
Sardarni : Jaldi Karo Ji.
Sardar : Bas 2 Minute 97 CHADA Liye Hai, Sirf 3 Baaki Hai.

11-07-2011 22:15:09 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)


Grl-Kal sapne me lund ka Mela dekha
boy-Mera dekha
grl-Kone me chota sa tha
boy-MENE BHI SAPNE ME chut ka mela dekha
grl-Meri thi?
Boy-mela usi me laga tha
11-07-2011 22:26:04 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai.
Mil jaye chodne ko to inkaar kisko hai.

Kuchh mushkilen hain choot pane mein dost.

Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai.


12-07-2011 11:26:47 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
If a BLACK man fucks a WHITE woman wid a PINK Condom wat wil be d Color of d bab
y??

Stil thnkng?

Mummy ko bolo bornvita pilaye


Condom se bache nhi hote!
12-07-2011 14:44:13 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
DADA'G ke
UPDESH...
-->BHOJAN aur CHODAN hamesha Akele me karo
-->LUND aur GHAMAND par Hamesa kabu Rakho
-->Hari JHANDI aur RANDI
dekhthe hi bhaag lo...
12-07-2011 15:23:18 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Ladki Ne Chiraagh Ragda to Us Me Se Jin Nikla..
Jin- Kya Hukam Hai Meri Aaqa??
Grl- Meri Pyaas Bujha Do..
Jin- 7up wali ya,

Seven Inch wali?? ?


12-07-2011 22:15:20 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
BARISH Or Khwaab
Dono Ek Jaise Hai,
Jo Hamesha YADGAR
Hote Hai.
Farq Sirf Itna Hai..
BARISH may Pura
Jism Bhigta Hai,
.
Or
.
Khwaab may Sirf
UNDERWEAR...
12-07-2011 22:53:53 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Sales, Shaving & Sex are very Similar.
No matter how gud u do on any Day, u need to do it again next day & if u don't d
o it for few days, It shows on yr Face.
12-07-2011 23:08:52 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Aadmi ground me tatty krke jor se paada
use sun waha
pig ke bchche ne kaha-maa mujhe bhookh lagi hai.
Suwar ki Maa-thoda ruko beta
abhi 1 siti aur lag jane do
13-07-2011 12:50:29 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
This is a Cracker!! Santa's Wife looking at Honeymoon brochures.
Wife: Let's try Greece this year.
Santa asked: Why? what's wrong with Vaseline?
13-07-2011 20:57:37 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
A Couple went to a wish well.
Husbd bent down,threw a coin n made a wish.
Wife bent down a litle more & fell into the well. Husband shouted
'O Teri, IT WORKS!'
14-07-2011 14:55:45 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
1 Boy fell inside gutter,
A girl came & said : Washing Powder hai na Daag Accha hai.
Boy: Agar Daag itna Accha Hai to niche WHISPER kyu lagati hai..???
15-07-2011 22:27:09 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Bomb blast in car no : mh 43 a 9384. m: 13th letter , h is 8 th letter ,4+3 =7,
which gives 13 87 . 13 is the date of bomb blast im mumbai & 87 is the year when
kasab was born .A stands for ajmal kasab .9 + 3 + 8 + 4 =24 thats kasabs age .l
ook how these pakistanis have celebrated
kasabs birth day .shame on us we have still
ept him alive . this is for the patriot citizen of our country . jai hind
16-07-2011 21:19:09 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
VAKIL : Tamme tamaaro lodo police na haath ma Kem aapyo ??

Bapu : Ej bhoshdino kehto hato k , kaam kadhaavvu hoi to maari "MUTTHI" Garam ka
ro ?
16-07-2011 21:53:17 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
16sal ki umar m pehli bar kiya to khoon aya
2nd br kiya to dard hua
3rd br kiya to jalan hui
4th br kiya to smoothly hua;
akhir m SHAVING krna shikh hi gaya..
17-07-2011 10:39:36 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Duniya ka sabse bada atankwadi hamla
Kisi ka mobile lo
Phone book or Inbox me ja k Delete ALL kerdo
Fir uska chehra dekho aur thoda sa muskura do.
17-07-2011 11:01:20 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Gaam ma saap niklyo,
VANIO bolyo : BAPU ne bolavo.
Koik bolyu : Ene Saap pakdta aavde chhe??
VANIYO : Je hoy te , aapne to 2 mathi 1 ochho karvo chhe,,
17-07-2011 18:46:27 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Hyderbad ke Nawab ka face 1 Dhobi se milta tha.
Nawab ne Dhobi se Pucha:Kya Tumhari amma Hamare mahal me Dasi thi?

Dhobi: Nahi Huzur, Mere Abba Ghulam the


17-07-2011 20:53:01 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
In 10 years :Teacher earns :20 lakh
C.A. : 50 lakh
Dr : 60 lakh
Engnr : 70 LAKH
I A S : 180 lakh
But,
.
.
.
.
Sanyaasi : 1177cror..
choose ur carrier...
17-07-2011 21:09:20 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)

Teacher:Explain about TERRORIST?


Sardar:Terrorist is a Tourist, Who Comes From Other Country to Celebrate Diwali
in Our Country.
18-07-2011 00:03:08 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Sardar in art gallery:Ye bhayanak tasvir ko aap modern art kahte hai?
Art dealer: Mere baap tu dimag mat laga or ghar ja. .
Ye aaina hai....
18-07-2011 21:00:46 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Santa:
Yaar, ..
Mein kuch bhi karta hoon to,
Meri biwi beech mein aa jati hai...

Banta:
Yaar,
Tu Truck chala kar dekh!!..
18-07-2011 23:17:32 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Banta:Santa Tum Har Wakt Videshi Channel Kyo Dekhte Ho.?
Santa:Main Isliye Dekhta Hu Ki Kuchh Bijli Unki Bhi 2 Kharch Ho.
19-07-2011 22:11:11 myself
Have u recd my report?
19-07-2011 22:13:43 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Na...nathi ayo kale sanje....
21-07-2011 00:18:41 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Shaadi ki raat sardar confuse ho gaya k apni biwi se kya baat kare...
Akhir wo bola

Aap ke ghar walo ko pata hai na tum aaj raat yahi pe rukogi..
21-07-2011 11:44:35 myself
Citi bank
4386 2802 0376 4000
21-07-2011 13:18:44 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Sardar road pe ek ladki chedte hue: or ki haal hai kudiye ?
Ladki: Wo hi jo teri behan ka hai.
Sardar: Accha! Tujhe bhi tattiyan lagi hui hain ???
22-07-2011 21:25:35 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Boss: Aapko Kuch Nahi Aata Fir Kyo Aye Ho?

Santa: Ye Bataane Aya Hu Ki Mere Bharose Mat Rehna.


22-07-2011 21:45:16 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
''Upvas'' for New Generation: Living One Day without
1.Mobile
2.Vehicle
3.Facebook
4.Electricity
5.Internet
6G.Frend/B.Frend.
Jay Jinendra
Happy Chaturmas.
22-07-2011 22:36:43 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
1 sardar ko exam me koi sawal ka ans nahi aya to sardar ne har sawal ke niche
llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
lines laga di & likha
Scratch karo, ans jano...!
22-07-2011 23:03:07 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
>My Study My Way..
Sir 2 me :
padai karo varna koi tumhe job nai dega.
Me. 2 sir :
padai wo log krte he jise job chahiye ham to job denge, Sir...! ;-:22-07-2011 23:16:20 Himanshu
Amir ladki ne garib ladke se
Garib ladka: Garibi ki vajah
Girl: Wo kaise?
Boy: Bachpan me mere pas aur

Ayodhya(+918000610083)
puchha tumhara itna bada Q he?
se.
koi khilona nhi tha.

23-07-2011 23:01:51 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)


Why do we say ''pyar me gir gaya'' ????
.
.
,
.
.
Kyuki agar yeh kahe k ''pyar me khada ho gaya...''
toh double meaning ho jaega na...
24-07-2011 15:33:38 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Film: ''LOOT LO INDIA''
............CAST............
Hero: Manmohan Singh
Heroine: Sonia Gandhi
Villain: ramdev baba, anna hazare
Supporting actor: Suresh Kalmadi, A Raja.
Script by: Karunanidhi
Friendly Appearence: RAHUL GANDHI
Comedy: Kapil Sibbal..

Characterless Actor: N.D. Tiwari, Sharad Pawar & digvijay singh..


Dancer: Sheila Dixit..
Spl Lungi dance sequence by: chidambaram..
Guest Appearance: AJMAL KASAB & AFZAL GURU...
Banking partner: Madhu Koda, Hasan Ali, Balwa
Financed By:"POOR PEOPLE OF INDIA"
24-07-2011 23:45:46 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Bapu e blade thi potani glrfrd nu nam hath par lakhyu, 5 min pachi jor jor thi r
ova lagya,
Jivlo:kem rado cho Bapu
Bapu:bhenchod LADO na badle LODO lakhai gayu
26-07-2011 23:13:46 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Ek gujarati ben ne roj bapore COCA-COLA pivani aadat
Ne pachha Garv thi kahe k "MANE TO ROJ BAPORE KOK TO JOIE J''
Have salu aapde Samajvu su?
27-07-2011 21:13:05 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Sapnu nhi pan rato badlay 6, Manjil nhi pan rasto badlay 6,
Aasha jivant rakhjo Karan k nasib bhale badlay k na bdlay pan SAMAY jarur badlay
6....
27-07-2011 22:21:08 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Ek Ladka bike pe Ja rha tha achank Traffic police ne pakada,
TP-Licnce h.?
Ladka-nhi
TP-Paise h.?
Ladka-Nhi
Fir hawldar ne uski chddi me hath dala, or 2 baal ukhad liye,
Ladka-aisa kyu kiya.?
TP-Taki Tu kisi ko ye nhi kahe ki, sala police ne pakda tha, par, wo mere jhant
ka bal b nhi ukhad saka.
29-07-2011 05:12:55 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
1 nangi ladki 20 flr se giri.
18 flr pe 1 aadmi ne catch kiya, bola 'chusegi' ?
Ladki sharif thi, mana kar diya.
Aadmi ne usse chhod diya,
Is bar 16 flr pe 1 admi ne catch kiya n bola 'chudegi' ?
Ladki : No.
Usne bhi chhod diya
Ladki gir ne lagi, gand fati maut ke darr se, socha kash unki baat man leti.
12 flr pe 1 admi ne phir catch kiya.
Ladki - Mein chusungi bhi chudungi bhi.
(Is bar aadmi sharif tha) Aadmi - Chal randi saali. Ja, marr...
.
OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS ONCE ONLY, SOMETIMES TWICE BUT NEVER THEREAFTER..
Salo ko a6a msg bhi intresting tarike se bhejna padta hai...
29-07-2011 05:13:00 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Zindgi ka 'S' se factor
S 4 suraj

S 4 subah
S 4 sham
S 4 swagat
S 4 samay
usk bad S 4 sagai fir shadi suhagrat fir saas,sasur,sali,sala Akhir me Satyanas
h..:29-07-2011 22:31:56 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Ravan K Sar :10
Aankhe : 20
Nazar : sirf 1 Ladki Sita Pr..!!
Aajkal k ladko ka Sar : 1
Aankhe:2
Nazar:Har Ladki Par
Ab Batao..
Asli ravan kaun..
29-07-2011 22:46:29 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Bapu Ni Deli Pase Bhikhari Jamva Betho
Bapu:Ela?
Kori Rotli Khas?
Lav Ghi Chopdi Dau?
Bhikhari:Na ho Bapu, Kal Shak Garam Karva aapyu e Haji pachhu Nathi Avyu.
29-07-2011 22:56:54 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
MAUN VRAT k DIN
Wife Husbnd ko BOOBS hilake dikha rhi thi
Hsbnd LUND hilane laga.
Wife gusse me-Mera matlab h dudhwala kab ayega.
Husbnd-mera matlab 1 Gante me.
30-07-2011 21:39:46 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Hw fast cn u guess d wrds?
1.BOO_S
2._ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
6.S_X
Ans
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
6.SIX
U Got AL 6rong?
31-07-2011 22:09:27 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Lips - Heat of luv.
Nipple - Peak of luv.
Boobs - Shape of luv.
Penis - Length of luv.
Pussy - Depth of luv.
Ass - Base of luv.
Fuck -xperiens of luv.
Suck - Taste of luv.
Condom - Care of luv.
Sperm- Cream of luv.

Marriage- Mistake of luv.


Pregnancy- Proof of luv.
Child- Punishment of luv.
31-07-2011 22:49:54 Himanshu Ayodhya(+918000610083)
Garam vastu hoy ene hot kehvay..
wah wah..

Garam vastu hoy ene hot kehvay..

wah wah...

Babita pr chdelo jetha bolyo jo iyyar ane shot kehvay..!!

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"BEST MESSAGE EVER"
"Someone who cant accept u at ur worst..
Has no right to be with you at your best..!!":GM.Have A Nice Week Ahed.Sanjay Hi
ndocha..
31-05-2011 09:20:29 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
Failure is one page in a part of life. But, Success is a book of 'HISTORY'. Don'
t sacrifice a full book for just one page!
G@@D M@RNING!Sanjay Hindocha......
01-06-2011 09:24:13 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
"Duniya me sirf ek hi aadmi he jisne aapki jarurat padne per madad ki thi, kar r
aha he, aur karega. Wo he khud AAP."--swami vivekanand..GM..Sanjay Hindocha....

02-06-2011 08:29:24 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)


<<< Truth Of Life >>>
"A Person Who Learns Nothing From The Past,
Will Be Punished By The Future" GOOD*^.^*MORNING.. Sanjay Hindocha......
03-06-2011 09:05:47 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
It is imp that U start believing in Prayers & GOD,
But
Its more imp 4ur actions to be such that, GOD starts believing in your Prayers.
.GM..Sanjay Hindocha..
04-06-2011 09:54:48 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
The knowledge which purifies the intelligence is true knowledge.
All the rest is ignorance....!
-Ramkrushna Paramhans....
G....M....Sanjay Hindocha....

05-06-2011 11:54:32 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)


"The one thing you can never recycle is wasted time." ..G@@D M@RNING..
06-06-2011 09:25:31 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
We blieve Good luck wil do someday, something 4 us..
But
V Dont know,Good luck is also waiting,that V do something,
Someday!GM.Have A Nice Week.Sanjay Hindocha.
07-06-2011 07:53:57 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
"When We focus on problems,
We will have more problems.
When We focus on possibilities,
We will have more opportunities..:-)"
G@@D M@RNING.Sanjay Hindocha.
07-06-2011 10:09:52 myself
Ek bacche ne Vivekanadji se pucha-"Sab kuch khone se zyada bura kya hai?"
Wo bole-"Wo umeed khona, jiske bharose par hum sab kuch vapas paa sakte hai.
Gud Mrng
08-06-2011 08:32:19 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
Small Thoughts But Huge Meaning::Think After U Read."When Sumone Trusts U Blindl
y, Never Prove That They R Blind."
G@@D M@RNING..Sanjay Hindocha....
09-06-2011 10:15:42 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
Dont Think You Are Nothing!
Dont Think You Are Everything!
But
Must Think You Are Something!
Then & Then You Can Achieve Anything!..GM..Sanjay Hindocha....
10-06-2011 09:18:04 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
The destination seems most important when we start a journey but when we reach t
here, we realize that actually d journey was our destiny..GM..Sanjay Hindocha..
11-06-2011 09:18:01 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
Raat nahi khwab badalta hai, Manzil nahi kaarwan badalta hai,
Jazba rakho hardam 'Jeetne' ka kyonki KISMAT chahe badle na badle par WAQT zarur

badlta hai..GM..Sanjay Hindocha..


13-06-2011 09:54:22 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
"The one thing WE can never Recycle is Wasted Time."
G@@D M@RNING..Have A Nice Week..Sanjay Hindocha..
15-06-2011 09:14:24 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
Trees get new leaves in place of
fallen leaves..
There is alwys
something better to replace wat
is lost!!
life goes on.. never
stops...!
GM..Sanjay Hindocha..
16-06-2011 10:06:02 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
Unxpected Results & Problems are part of life.
Never loose hope in any condition, Bcoz darkness of night alwys finishes with li
ght of d day.GM.Sanjay Hindocha.
17-06-2011 09:10:09 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
"Problems r like little stones. if u keep them near 2 ur eye They hide ur vision
..
If u keep them in a distance u can see how small they r."GM.Sanjay Hindocha.
18-06-2011 08:37:08 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
"Kind Words can be Short & Easy to Speak But Their Echoes Are Truly Endless."-Mo
ther Teressa
G@@D M@RNING...... Sanjay Hindocha.........
19-06-2011 09:58:29 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
There are only four ways, The world will evaluate & classify you by these four c
ontacts: what we do, how we look, what we say, how we say it.GM.Sanjay Hindocha.
20-06-2011 09:24:25 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
LUCK has a particular HABIT of favoring those who dont DEPEND on it. So BELIEVE
IN YOURSELF & find a way to achieve it.Have A Sucsesful Week.GM.Sanjay Hindocha.
21-06-2011 07:49:55 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
We block our vision by letting our fear grow bigger than our FAITH & CONFIDENCE.
Take care,Have A faith in God & confidenc in self..GM..Sanjay Hindocha..
22-06-2011 08:41:15 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
Never Get Tired of Trying 4 Something which U Really Want 2 Acheive, Be Strong &
Steady In Your Way Door Of SUCCESS Will Open FOR U..GM..Sanjay Hindocha..
23-06-2011 10:02:59 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
"If the world refuses 2 help u, just remember the words of Einstein:'I'm thankfu
ll 2 all those who said No, it's bcoz of them I did it myself.GM.Sanjay Hindocha
24-06-2011 09:01:22 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
Excellence has always been achieved by those who dared believe that something in
side them is superior to circumstances. Believe in yourself.!GM.Sanjay Hindocha.
25-06-2011 08:52:55 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
"When You Truly Blieve That U Deserve Success, Your Mind Wil Automatically Gener
ate Ways To Achieve It..
THINK BIG ..!Have A Sucsesful Clsng.GM.Sanjay Hindocha.

27-06-2011 10:08:14 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)


"When the Goals are difficult to be reached,
Never adjust the Goals,
Adjust the Efforts."
Have A Nice Week Ahed..G@@D M@RNING..Sanjay Hindocha....
28-06-2011 08:53:16 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
""G@@D M@RNING""
A Bad Attitude Is Like
A Flat Tyre
You Can Not Reach
Anywhere
Until You Change It..
Sanjay Hindocha....
28-06-2011 10:01:39 myself
2Pearls:
>Live your life like a Dictionary,providing meaning to Everyone who refers to U.
>We promise according to our Hopes but perform according to our Fears.
29-06-2011 09:25:18 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
'The boundary between FAILURE and SUCCESS has a very THIN LINE, and that line is
ATTITUDE.'G@@D M@RNING..Sanjay Hindocha....
30-06-2011 10:14:23 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
::::A Beautiful Saying::::
"The past is to prove that no one's perfect,and the future is to prove that ever
yone can change.."
G@@D M@RNING..Sanjay Hindocha....
01-07-2011 09:57:32 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
Mushkilo se bhag jana aasan hota he,har pehlu jindagi ka imtihan hota he,Darne w
alo ko kuch milta nahi,or ladne walo ke kadamo me jahan hota he.Sanjay Hindocha.
05-07-2011 07:35:01 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
"If you don't fail now & again,it's a sign you're playing it safe."
- Woody Allen
have a good day.,,.GM.. Sanjay Hindocha....
06-07-2011 10:17:10 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
In life, you have just two ways of success....:...
magnify your skill
Or...:...
Modify your Dreams.
Always Choice is Yours..G@@D M@RNING..Sanjay Hindocha....
07-07-2011 07:20:03 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
Cultivate Your Mind It Will Blossom Beyond Your Expectations.
The Quality Of Your Life Is Determined By The Quality Of Your Thoughts..GM..Sanj
ay Hindocha..
09-07-2011 11:54:03 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
Hope-Never give up,, Hope-May be it all you have But It will definitely lead you
to what all you want..G@@D M@RNING..Sanjay Hindocha..
10-07-2011 11:09:46 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)

Mishri se Mithe hai krishna ke Bol,


Koi Kaise Lagaye Unka Mol.
Heere se Jyada Hai krishna Anmol.
Itni Taarif Ki hai Pyare Ab to 'Jai sri krishna' Bolo.... Gm.
11-07-2011 07:17:44 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
Confidence comes naturaly wth Succes Bt,Succes comes only to those,who r Confide
nt So,Bgin ur day wth great confidence..GM..HAVE A NICE WEEK..Sanjay Hindocha..
12-07-2011 08:53:12 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
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deep inside them like a desire, a dream, a vision..G@@D M@RNING.Sanjay Hindocha.
13-07-2011 08:35:51 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
The PRICE of Discipline is Always less than d COST of Regret.
Self Discipline is the Biggest Investment for Success in Life.
G@@D M@RNING..Sanjay Hindocha....
18-07-2011 08:21:29 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
Success will never lower it's standard to accommodate us. We have to raise our s
tandard to achieve it..G@@D M@RNING.. Have A Nice Week.. Sanjay Hindocha....
19-07-2011 09:19:59 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
"Problems Cannot be Solved By The Same Level Of Thinking That Created Them."-Alb
ert Einstein
G@@D M@RNING.... Sanjay Hindocha......
20-07-2011 09:19:36 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
Fallen flowers can't grow back on d tree bt If d root is strong, new flowers cer
tainly can. Life is nt about what u couldnt do so far, its WHAT U STILL CAN!
GM.Sanjay Hindocha.
21-07-2011 08:51:34 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
Victory is not the property of brilliants,
It is the Crown for those who Bow themselves in front of Hardwork and Confidence
....G@@D M@RNING....Sanjay Hindocha..
22-07-2011 10:31:59 Sanjaykumar JND(+919427447158)
"Fear creates the hurries which makes worries
Boldness creates victories which maks histories."
So always dare 2 do ur best.
No fear 4 loose.GM.Sanjay Hindocha.
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Teacher wo jo saja de
mohobat wo jo wafa de
dushman wo jo marwa de
Aur dost wo jo
Aaj "READY" dikha de hai koi mera dost..
13-06-2011 10:49:20 myself
Kinetic Pearl:
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When We Are Born
&
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sab log use
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batao kyo?
.
.
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Socho

Q ki Radhe shyam hi uska naam tha


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Good Morning.

But

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.
.
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Gud mrng.....!
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Wo bole-"Wo umeed khona, jiske bharose par hum sab kuch vapas paa sakte hai.
Gud Mrng
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Teacher wo jo saja de
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Malik Tera Banda Kitna Nirash HE
Kyu Dhundta HE Insan Ishwar Ko
Jabki Ishwar Ke Dusre Rup Me
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JeSriKRSna.
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t.
-Those who R at war with others,are not at Peace with themselves
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"Je Lidha Vagar pan Chaltu Nathi"
Ane,
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Pl.Take Care of Daughter
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When We Are Born


&
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The Time In Between"
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.
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ngs,
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.-'^'-.
Om.
| = | Namah;
| (@) | Shivay.
('''"""""""""")===
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Sorry, I'll call later

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Pls call. Hardik Sayani.
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Pls dont confirm. He has changed his mind & dont want to buy now. Sorry

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Takleef wo jo tadpa de
Teacher wo jo saja de
mohobat wo jo wafa de
dushman wo jo marwa de
Aur dost wo jo
Aaj "READY" dikha de hai koi mera dost..
22-06-2011 10:06:39 myself
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udasi me kya rakha he muskura k jio
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gud morning
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08-06-2011 10:15:50 myself
Sorry, I am busy. Pls call later.
09-06-2011 15:30:42 myself
Hi, I've sent mail & sms to Mr. Ajay asking for offer latter. Still waiting for
the revert.
Hardik Sayani
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Hi, pls call. Hardik Sayani-Net4Nuts
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Hi, are u at home?
06-06-2011 22:56:10 myself
Nothing. Just em j pu6u. Not met since long time,so .. Ajmer javanu kai gothvo n
e yaar. Bahu busy lago 6o aajkal.
06-06-2011 22:57:54 myself
If u r free then come down. Aato marva jai e..

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Ek bacche ne Vivekanadji se pucha-"Sab kuch khone se zyada bura kya hai?"
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Gud Mrng
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2Pearls:
>Live your life like a Dictionary,providing meaning to Everyone who refers to U.
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07-06-2011 10:09:52 myself
Ek bacche ne Vivekanadji se pucha-"Sab kuch khone se zyada bura kya hai?"
Wo bole-"Wo umeed khona, jiske bharose par hum sab kuch vapas paa sakte hai.
Gud Mrng
28-06-2011 10:01:39 myself
2Pearls:
>Live your life like a Dictionary,providing meaning to Everyone who refers to U.
>We promise according to our Hopes but perform according to our Fears.

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09-06-2011 14:32:43 myself
Hi, still waiting for offer latter. Appreciate if you can send at the earliest.
Thanks. Hardik Sayani

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10-06-2011 10:41:05 myself
Funny TruthNo one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture,
nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :D ;)
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Hi, sorry hu 1 kam ma hato. Kale final ketla vage javu 6? Hu confirm aavano 6u.
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11-06-2011 16:04:31 myself
Takleef wo jo tadpa de
Teacher wo jo saja de
mohobat wo jo wafa de
dushman wo jo marwa de
Aur dost wo jo
Aaj "READY" dikha de hai koi mera dost..

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BEGIN:VCARD

VERSION:2.1
N:Sayani;Hardik;;;
ORG:Net4Nuts Ltd.;
TITLE:Sr. Executive, Business Development
TEL;CELL:+919924240300
TEL;WORK:+917926403222
TEL;FAX:+917926405155
EMAIL;INTERNET;ENCODING=QUOTED-PRINTABLE:hardik=40net4nuts.com
END:VCARD

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28-06-2011 10:01:39 myself
2Pearls:
>Live your life like a Dictionary,providing meaning to Everyone who refers to U.
>We promise according to our Hopes but perform according to our Fears.

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28-06-2011 10:01:39 myself


2Pearls:
>Live your life like a Dictionary,providing meaning to Everyone who refers to U.
>We promise according to our Hopes but perform according to our Fears.

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02-07-2011 13:59:18 myself
Hardiksayani@gmail.com

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02-07-2011 19:43:12 myself
Dear Gyasukaka,
Heartiest Congratulations on the auspicious occasion of your daughter's wedding.
Give our best wishes to her for Happy Marriage Life ahead.
Hardik Sayani & Family.

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BEGIN:VCARD
VERSION:2.1
N:Sayani;Hardik;;;
ORG:Net4Nuts Ltd.;
TITLE:Sr. Executive, Business Development

TEL;CELL:+919924240300
TEL;WORK:+917926403222
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END:VCARD

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14-07-2011 10:37:37 myself
"Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will
never grow."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Gud Mrng
Regards : Hardik

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hardik@net4nuts.com

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Hi, shu karo 6o? Free thaya?
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27-07-2011 10:50:44 myself
Hey, today is your birthday. Many many happy returns of the day. Have a blasting
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Hardik Sayani & family.

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