Goldilocks and The Three Dinosaurs

Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs
STORY:
Narrator: Once upon a time, there were three Dinosaurs: Paper
Dinosaur, Mama Dinosaur, and some other Dinosaur who happened
to be visiting from Norway.
One day for no particular reason, the three Dinosaurs made up their
beds, positioned their chairs just so, and cooked three bowls of
delicious chocolate pudding at various temperatures.
Papa Dinosaur: OH BOY! IT IS FINALLY TIME TO LEAVE AND GO TO

THE.... uhhh.... SOMEPLACE ELSE!
Mama Dinosaur: Yes! I sure hope no innocent little succulent child

happens by our unlocked home while we are....uhh....someplace
else!
Narrator: Then the other Dinosaur made a loud noise that sounded
like a big, evil laugh but was probably just a polite Norwegian
expression.
Norwegian Dinosaur: Har, har, har! Horjfsk!
Narrator: The three dinosaurs went someplace else and were

definitely not hiding in the woods waiting for an unsuspecting kid to
come by. Sure enough, five minutes later a poorly supervised little
girl named Goldilocks came traipsing along.
Goldilocks: La la la la la. I wonder if there are any houses nearby?
Narrator: Just then the forest boomed with what could have been a
Dinosaur yelling
Papa Dinosaur: GOTCHA!
Narrator: but I'm pretty sure it was just the wind. That loud noise
was immediately followed by another loud noise that sounded kind
of like
Mama Dinosaur: Be patient, Papa Dinosaur! The trap is not yet

sprung!
Narrator: But that could have been a rock falling. And the last
strange sounds
Norwegian Dinosaur: HAR HAR HAR!
Narrator: were certainly just a squirrel. Either way, Goldilocks was

not the type of little girl who listened to anyone or anything. So, as
soon as Goldilocks came upon a strange, enormous house, she
barged right in.
Goldilocks: This looks like a great place to rest! Mmmmmmm. This
place smells like chocolate pudding. But how can I possibly get up to
the top of that counter? It is five times as tall as me!
Narrator: Then Goldilocks noticed a very tall ladder that just

happened to be there and certainly wasn't left on purpose.
Goldilocks climbed the ladder and found herself face-to-face with
three gigantic bowls of chocolate pudding.
Goldilocks: AHHHHH!!!! This bowl is way too hot! But who cares?
CHOCOLATE PUDDING!! (eating noises)
Narrator: The second bowl was too cold, but who cares about
temperature when you've got chocolate pudding?
Goldilocks: SO GOOD. (more eating noises)
Narrator: The third bowl of chocolate pudding was just right, but
Goldilocks hardly noticed. Soon, Goldilocks was stuffed like one of
those delicious chocolate-filled-little-girl-bonbons, which are
definitely not the favorite thing for hungry dinosaurs. She climbed
down the ladder and left the kitchen. She found three chairs.
Goldilocks: This chair is too tall. This chair is also too tall! There has
to be another chair...but this one is TOO TALL TOO!
Narrator: Goldilocks wasn't going to climb that high just to sit in
some chair, so she hiked over to the bedroom. When she got there,
she noticed that the beds were also gigantically big.
Goldilocks: What is going on around here? The bears that live here
must be nuts!
Narrator: Just then, the room filled with a loud, booming noise that
was either a passing truck or a dinosaur gloating.
Papa Dinosaur: A FEW MORE MINUTES AND SHE WILL BE ASLEEP!
Mama Dinosaur: Chocolate-filled-little-girl-bonbons are yummier

when they're rested!
Norwegian Dinosaur: HAR HAR HAR!!!
Narrator: Even a little girl who never listens to anyone or anything

had to hear that. Goldilocks took a minute to stop and think, which
was longer than she was used to stopping and thinking.
Goldilocks: Hey.... This isn't some bear's house. This is some

DINOSAUR'S house!
Narrator: Say what you like about Goldilocks, but she was no fool. As
quickly as she could, she ran to the back door and got out of there!
Papa Dinosaur: NOW!!
Mama Dinosaur: CHARGE!!
Norwegian Dinosaur: Har, har, har! Horjfsk!
Narrator: Completely coincidentally, three dinosaurs rushed through

the front door, but they were too late. Goldilocks was gone, and all
that was left in the house were three disappointed dinosaurs.
And the moral is:
Goldilocks: If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave!
Narrator: And the moral for the dinosaurs is:
Dinosaurs: LOCK THE BACK DOOR!

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Papa Dinosaur: OH BOY! IT IS FINALLY TIME TO LEAVE AND GO TO

Mama Dinosaur: Yes! I sure hope no innocent little succulent child

Norwegian Dinosaur: Har, har, har! Horjfsk!

Narrator: The three dinosaurs went someplace else and were

Goldilocks: La la la la la. I wonder if there are any houses nearby?

Papa Dinosaur: GOTCHA!

Mama Dinosaur: Be patient, Papa Dinosaur! The trap is not yet

Norwegian Dinosaur: HAR HAR HAR!

Narrator: were certainly just a squirrel. Either way, Goldilocks was

Narrator: Then Goldilocks noticed a very tall ladder that just

Goldilocks: SO GOOD. (more eating noises)

Papa Dinosaur: A FEW MORE MINUTES AND SHE WILL BE ASLEEP!

Mama Dinosaur: Chocolate-filled-little-girl-bonbons are yummier

Norwegian Dinosaur: HAR HAR HAR!!!

Narrator: Even a little girl who never listens to anyone or anything

Goldilocks: Hey.... This isn't some bear's house. This is some

Mama Dinosaur: CHARGE!!

Norwegian Dinosaur: Har, har, har! Horjfsk!

Narrator: Completely coincidentally, three dinosaurs rushed through

Narrator: And the moral for the dinosaurs is:

Dinosaurs: LOCK THE BACK DOOR!

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