FACT ABOUT GIRLs She does nt ARGUE any more if u tried 2 HURT her She just puts A SMILE

on her face GOES 2 her bed HUGS her blanket CRIES in silence til she falls ASLEEP

Always express yourself to someone who cares for u, not to someone who needs u.. because care means personal commitment & need means personal requirement.....!!!! " Like" My Page if you are Agree "

Couple Date Pr the Baap ne dekh lia & call kia-Beti, kaha ho? Beti-Paper dene aayi hu Baap-Zara dhyan se,Is papr ka result aya to jaan le lunga. In ENG Couple on Date Dad after watching and call her, Where are u? daughter-Dad am giving my xam. Dad- ok take Care, but keep in mind if the result is come out you will hang till dead

Boy to girl .... i can make u say I Love You .... Girl : no wayyy !! Boy : bet ?? Girl : yes ... Boy : ok start ... say blue ? Girl : blue Boy : say pink ? Girl : pink... Boy : say love ? Girl : love ... Boy : whats 1+1 ? Girl : 2 Boy : ur age ? Girl : 18 Boy : hahaha... i tOld u i cud make u say 18!! Girl : no, u said u cud make me say I LOVE U Boy : yes i did :D :D :D !!!

Girl- Why Do you keep Following me? Boy- Bcoz You are so Pretty that I think I m falling in Love with you Girl- Really ? But You have not meet my friend yes, She is more prettier then me She is right behind you (Boy turned back n Found No1) Boy- Are u making fun of me? There is No1 behind me Girl- Yes there is no1 but if you really Love me den you wont have turnd back

Love Never Happens with beauty of faces but with the beauty of Hearts

Parody on students based on the movie "Om Shanti Om" "Kitni shiddat se mene book uthane ki kosish ki hai. Ki har zarre ne muje sulane ki sajish ki hai. kehte hai agar kisi chapter ko dil se samjhna chaho... to sari kaynat tumhe usme confuse karne me jut jati hai aur agr aisa na ho to samajh lena ke chapter syllabus k bahar hai mere dost".

Bacha Dabang dek kar aya School mein Sir: Beta tumhare sare ans galat hen marks de to kahn? Bacha: KAMAL KARTE HeN MASTER JI. MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HeN, CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPAR MAR K BHI LAY SKTE HAIN. Sir: Batamiz Bacha: BATAMIZ SE YAD AYA, AP K PAPA KAISE HAIN? Sir: Nikal ja meri class se! Bacha:CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO WARNA ANS SHEET ME ITNE CHED KARENGE K CONPHUSE HO JAOGE KE MARKS KAHA DEN AUR ZERO KAHA DeN!

Lady-Pandit ji, meri shaadi ko 5 saal ho gaye hai, mujhe baccha nahi hua. Pandit-Mein Badrinath jakar tere naam ka diya jala dunga! 10 saal baad.. Pandit uske gar aaya, dekha to 10 bache the.. Pandit-badhai ho! Bacho ke papa kaha hai? Lady- Wo badrinath gaye hai diya bujane ke liye..

Biggest Problem In Love .. > Good guy gets wrong girl, Good girl gets wrong guy,

They fall in love and good ones get cheated.. Now good guy thinks all girls are fraud and good girl thinks all guys are Flirt.. when good guy meets good gal they avoid falling in love and become just good friends aNd when they continue for longer they come to know that they are in love and now they dont have guts to xpress as they have already been cheated! And so the true love dies.[]

Expression Of Eyes Can Be Read By Every One But Depression Of Heart Can Be Read Only By Best One Care For Every One But Dont Lose The Best One..!

Once a British Asked Swami Vivekanand , "Can't you wear proper clothes to be a Gentleman? " Swami Vivekanand smiled and said,: "In your culture,Tailor makes Gentleman, but in our culture CHARACTER makes Gentelmen. ..!"
24 WARNING SIGNS YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO IGNORE These common aches and ailments could very well be nothing. Or something far, far worse. Here are 24 warning signs that you need to take seriously, and what you should do if you experience them. #1 The Warning: You feel short of breath and youre not even exercising. What it May Signal: Pulmonary embolus Quick, rush to the Emergency Room. Feeling short of breath after exercise or while sitting could be due to exertion or anxiety, but if you experience sudden onset shortness of breath, it could be pulmonary embolus, a potentially lifethreatening blood clot in the lungs. Other conditions that could make your breathing to suddenly become rapid or uncomfortable, or give rise to the sensation that you arent getting enough air, are heart attack or heart failure, both of which require immediate medical attention. #2 The Warning: Your ticker is racing even though youre sitting still. What it could be: Heart attack Call your doctor. Though it could just be anxiety (watching the Indian cricket team crawl through the score line is enough to set any heart racing), palpitations also could indicate a heart attack or arrhythmia (abnormal heart rhythm). #3 The Warning: You feel dizzy when you get out of bed. Likely Cause: Low Blood Pressure Lightheadness in the morning is called orthostatic hypotension, which can be due to conditions such as dehydration, diabetes, Parkinsons disease, heart failure, or medications, including diuretics and blood pressure medicines. Another possibility is benign positional vertigo, which is caused by a disturbance within the balance organs of the inner ear. See a doctor. #4 The Warning: Youre leaking. Possible Cause: Take your pick from the choices below Urinary incontinence (leaking urine) is not a part of the normal aging process. It could signal a urinary tract infection (UTI), a problem with your prostate, nerve compression, or diabetes. See a doctor. #5 The Warning: A persistent pounding in your head.

What it could be: Brain Haemorrhage Rest assured that in a majority of cases its a symptom of migraine that can be relieved with painkillers and rest. However in rare instants, headache could be a sign of tumour or brain haemorrhage, esp if the pain is on one side of your head, sudden, severe and lasting and associated with nausea, vomiting and watery eyes. Rush to the hospital. #6 The Warning: Your eyes have swelled to the size of walnuts. What it could be: Optic Neuritis Optic neuritis It is a medical emergency that affects the nerves in the eyes, either due to an infection or allergic reaction. If detected in the earlier stages it can be treated with proper medication, and you may save your vision. #7 The Warning: Your ear hurts and youre seeing double of everything. Likely Cause: Middle ear infection Ear infections These are particularly treacherous and are known to worsen abruptly and take a serious turn without warning. Run to the doctor if pain escalates and/or is accompanied by giddiness, headache, vomiting, double vision, drowsiness, neck stiffness, swelling behind the ear, high fever and paralysis of the face. #8 The Warning: Youve dropped pounds without even trying. What it may Signal: Cancer If you havent been eating any differently, a shift in weight, viz. unintentional weight loss, could be due to a malignancy. Other possibilities are an endocrine abnormality such as a thyroid disorder, depression or diabetes. All require immediate medical attention. #9 The Warning: Sudden groin pain. Likely Cause: Testicular torsion Testicular torsion is a relatively common congenital defect. One of the spermatic cords is twisted, which cuts off the flow of blood to the testicle. Not as severe as a shot to the crotch, but pretty close. The pain is sometimes accompanied by swelling. If you catch it in 4 to 6 hours, you can usually save the testicle. But after 12 to 24 hours, youll probably lose it. Another possible cause of the pain in your pants: an infection of the epididymis, your sperm-storage facility. Antibiotics can stifle an infection. #10 The Warning: A tingling feeling under your feet. What May Mean: Neuropathy A recurring tingling feeling anywhere in your body could be the result of nerve compression, hyperventilation, or neuropathy (a nerve disorder). Call your doctor as soon as possible. #11 The Warning it takes forever for a bruise to disappear. Whats Ahead: Diabetes Slow healing of cuts and bruises may be a sign of diabetes. (Other warning signals include itchy skin and tingling in your hands and feet.) You dont need a doctor to tell you to shed extra pounds (even a 10 per cent loss will make a diff to blood sugar levels); exercise, and monitor your diet. #12 The Warning: Your tooth tingles when you eat chocolate. Whats Ahead: Gingivitis One of the first signs that a cavity may be forming is sensitivity to sweets. Other early signs of tooth decay are a discolored tooth and odor when you floss. A laser technique called quantitative light fluorescence can identify early tooth decay and remove bacteria before a cavity forms.

#13 The Warning: You have a 42-inch waist. Whats Ahead: Impotence You may not have a problem now, but according to a Harvard study, erectile dysfunction could be in your future. Why? Over weight men often have clogged arteries, and that can inhibit the blood flow needed to get an erection. So buy yourself a 34-inch belt and dont stop exercising until it fits you. Losing weight can help ensure that the softness of your gut doesnt spread to other parts of your body. #14 The Warning: You go blind - but just for a second. What it May Mean: Stroke The common risk factors for stroke include blood pressure above 140/90 and total cholesterol higher than 200. But numbness in one side of your body and a temporary blackout in both eyes are the most significant warning signs; sudden numbness, slurred speech or a loss of balance may be evidence youve had a TIA, or transient ischemic attack. Thats a mini-stroke that almost always leads to a full-blown one. See your doctor immediately if youve had any of these symptoms. #15 The Warning: It feels as if you have heartburn. What it could be: Angina On-and-off chest pains that last for hours are what doctors call unstable coronary syndrome. The pain is caused by blood clots forming on the inside wall of a coronary artery - at a site where plaque breaks off. About 50 per cent of people who experience unstable coronary syndrome will have a heart attack within the next 6 months. Its evident you have a plaque buildup that - when it does break off - could lead to a cut in the blood supply to your heart. Anytime you have chest pain, go to a hospital. #16 The Warning: Severe back pain. What it could be: Aneurysm Similar to the kind of agony youd expect if youd just tried to clean-and-jerk a wardrobe. The usual remedies - heat, rest, OTC painkillers - offer no relief. If its not related to exercise, sudden severe back pain can be the sign of an aneurysm. The pain subsides after your bodys main artery bursts. A less threatening possibility: You have a kidney stone. A CT scan reveal the size and shape of an aneurysm. Your doctor will prescribe blood-pressure medication or surgery to implant a synthetic graft. #17 The Warning: You wiggle around in your office chair. Likely Cause: Tight back muscles If you often change positions, its a sign your back muscles are tensing which over time, can lead to painful lower-back strain. The slumped C shape that you sit in for hours at work forces your muscles to contract - which leads to muscle cramps, tightness, and soreness. To un-slump, pretend a string is attached to the middle of your chest, gently pulling your breastbone upward. This small change positions your head correctly on your spine, which minimizes muscular stress in your neck, shoulders, and lower back. #18 The Warning: Your dads been diagnosed with hypertension. Whats Ahead for You: Ditto Since moderately high blood pressure doesnt have outward warning signs, its important to be tested once a year, especially if high blood pressure runs in your family. In one study, highly stressed men who had parents with high blood pressure were several times more likely to have it themselves. If you have a reading higher than 140/90, exercise more, lose weight, cut sodium from your diet, eat heart-healthy fish, and get more vitamin C. Studies show that people who get the most of the vitamin have the lowest blood pressure.

#19 The Warning: You arms start shaking in the Military Press move. Likely Cause: Muscle fatigue If you havent been to the gym in a couple of months, your muscle shakes are probably because your muscles are fatigued; its your bodys way of telling you that youre going to throw up if you do just one more set. Some gym returnees have been known to hurl during their first day back in the gym because they work too hard, too soon. Stop when you feel your muscles shaking a sport. Give yourself extra time between sets on your next visit to the gym. #20 The Warning: The party is swinging but you arent. Likely Cause: Youve had one too many Alcohol is a central-nervous-system depressant. So if you drink too much, every part of you connected to the central-nervous-system is depressed your judgment, your mood, your coordination and balance, your pain sensitivity, your sexual performance. One sign that youre headed for blotto-land: Your mood starts to sour. For most men, thats when the blood alcohol concentration is around 0.06 per cent, just short of being labeled legally drunk. Thats usually two to three drinks over about 2 hours. #21 The Warning: Persistent foot or shin pain. Likely Cause: Stress fracture Bones, like all the other tissues in your body, are continually regenerating themselves. But if youre training so hard that the bone doesnt get a chance to heal itself, a stress fracture can develop, that presents itself as a nagging pain in the top of your foot or the front of your shin thats worse when you exercise, but present even at rest, and is impervious to ibuprofen and paracetamol. Radioactive dye reveals the fracture in the x-ray, and youll be told to stop all running until the crack heals. Worst case, youll be in a cast for a few weeks. #22 The Warning: Sharp pain in the abdomen. Likely Cause: Take your pick from the choices below Since the area between your ribs and your hips is jam-packed with organs, the pain can be a symptom of eitherappendicitis, pancreatitis, or an inflamed gallbladder. In all three cases, the cause is the same: Something has blocked up the organ in question, resulting in a potentially fatal infection. Exploding organs can kill a person. See a doctor before this happens. #23 The Warning: Leg pain with swelling. Likely Cause: Deep-vein thrombosis Just sit in one place for 6 or more hours straight and wait for the blood that pools in your lower legs to form a clot (a.k.a. deep-vein thrombosis, or DVT). Next thing you know, that clot will be big enough to block a vein in your calf, producing pain and swelling. Unfortunately, the first thing youll probably want to do - rub your leg - is also the worst thing. It can send a big clot running up to your lung, where it can kill you (See Pulmonary embolus). A venogram, in which dye is injected into the vein and then x-rayed, is the definitive way to diagnose DVT. Theyll try to dissolve the clot with drugs, or outfit vulnerable veins with filters to stop a clot before it stops you. #24 The Warning: Painful urination. What it could be: Bladder cancer Relieving yourself has become an exercise in expletives. Also, you could swear (and you do) that your yellow stream has a rusty tint. The pain and the blood in your urine are symptoms of this, the fourth most common cancer in men. Smoking is the biggest risk factor. Catch the disease early and theres a 90 per cent chance of fixing it. Bladder infections share the same symptoms.

12 Signs Of Love
TWELVE: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.

ELEVEN: You walk really slow when you're with them.

TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around.

NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.

SIX: They're all you think about.

FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.

FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them.

THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.

TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn't notice number seven was missing

ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. 12 Signs of Love

Customer Care In 2020

CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020 Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Galaxy Kholi . May I have your..." Customer: "Hello, can I order.." Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?" Customer: "It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610" Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 43rd Floor, Akask View Apt, Cantt Road, ........ Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?" Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers? Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir" Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..." Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir" Customer: "How come?" Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir" Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?" Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it" Customer: "How do you know for sure?" Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?" Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Rs2249.99" Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?" Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs10,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir." Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives" Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today" Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?" Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your scooter.. ." Customer: " What!" Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Lambretta 1969 Vintage Scooter,...registra tion number USE 8999..." Customer: " ????" Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?" Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?" Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.... ... " Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^ Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 11th Nov 1986 you were convicted for using abusive language on a policeman who stopped you for driving through a one way, in fact you were driving a 1973 Ambassador bearing registeration number UTD 4267....... Customer: [Faints]

How Some Company'S Got Their Names

7-Eleven: this chain of convenience stores started in 1927 as U-Totem (so called because customers toted away their purchases). In 1946, U-Totem became 7-Eleven to reflect the stores new, extended hours: 7am until 11pm, seven days a week.

Adidas: from the name of the founder Adolf (Adi) Dassler. Adobe: from the name of the river Adobe Creek that ran behind the houses of founders John Warnock and Chuck Geschke. Amazon.com: founder Jeff Bezos renamed the company Amazon (from the earlier name of Cadabra.com) after the worlds most voluminous river, the Amazon. He saw the potential for a larger volume of sales in an online (as opposed to a bricks and mortar) bookstore. Apache: according to the projects 1997 FAQ: The Apache group was formed around a number of people who provided patch files that had been written for NCSA httpd 1.3. The result after combining them was A PAtCHy server. Apple: for the favourite fruit of co-founder Steve Jobs and/or for the time he worked at an apple orchard. Arbys: the enunciation of the initials of its founders, the Raffel Brothers Arm & Hammer: the founders name was Armand Maccabee. The word maccabee is a biblical Hebrew name that translates to the English - hammer. Audi: Latin translation of the German name Horch. The founder August Horch left the company after five years, but still wanted to manufacture cars. Since the original Horch company was still there, he called his new company Audi, the Latin form of his last name. In English it is: hark!. BIC Corporation: the pen company was named after one of its founders, Marcel Bich. He dropped the final h to avoid a potentially inappropriate English pronunciation of the name. Bridgestone: named after founder Shojiro Ishibashi. The surname Ishibashi means stone bridge, or bridge of stone. Canon: Originally (1933) Precision Optical Instruments Laboratory the new name (1935) derived from the name of the companys first camera, the Kwannon, in turn named after the Japanese name of the Buddhist bodhisattva of mercy. Debian: project founder Ian Murdock named it after himself and his girlfriend, Debra. eBay: Pierre Omidyar, who had created the Auction Web trading website, had formed a web consulting concern called Echo Bay Technology Group. Echo Bay didnt refer to the town in Nevada, It just sounded cool, Omidyar reportedly said. Echo Bay Mines Limited, a gold mining company, had already taken EchoBay.com, so Omidyar registered what (at the time) he thought was the second best name: eBay.com. Epson: Epson Seiko Corporation, the Japanese printer and peripheral manufacturer, was named from Son of Electronic Printer Hagen-Dazs: contrary to common belief the name is not European: it is simply two made-up words meant to look European to American eyes. Hasbro: founded by Henry and Helal Hassenfeld, the Hassenfeld Brothers. IKEA: A composite of the first letters in the Swedish founder Ingvar Kamprads name in addition to the first letters of the names of the property and the village in which he grew up: Ingvar Kamprad Elmtaryd Agunnaryd. Kodak: Both the Kodak camera and the name were the invention of founder George Eastman. The letter K was a favourite with Eastman; he felt it a strong and incisive letter. He tried out various combinations of words starting and ending with K.

LEGO: combination of the Danish leg godt, which means to play well. Lego also means I put together in Latin, but LEGO Group claims this is only a coincidence and the etymology of the word is entirely Danish. Years before the little plastic brick was invented, LEGO manufactured wooden toys. Mercedes: from the first name of the daughter of Emil Jellinek, who distributed cars of the early Daimler company around 1900. Motorola: Founder Paul Galvin came up with this name when his company (at the time, Galvin Manufacturing Company) started manufacturing radios for cars. Many audio equipment makers of the era used the ola ending for their products, most famously the Victrola phonograph made by the Victor Talking Machine Company. The name was meant to convey the idea of sound and motion. It became so widely recognized that the company later adopted it as the company name. Nokia: started as a wood-pulp mill, the company expanded into producing rubber products in the Finnish city of Nokia. The company later adopted the citys name. Oracle: Larry Ellison, Ed Oates and Bob Miner were working on a consulting project for the CIA. The code name for the project was Oracle (the CIA saw this as the system to give answers to all questions or some such). The project was designed to use the newly written SQL database language from IBM. The project was eventually terminated but they decided to finish what they started and bring it to the world. Later they changed the name of the company, Relational Technology Inc., to the name of the product. Pepsi: named from the digestive enzyme pepsin. Raytheon: Light of the gods. Maker of missiles such as Patriot, Maverick, Sidewinder and Tomahawk, among other military technology. Reebok: alternate spelling of rhebok (Pelea capreolus), an African antelope. Samsonite: named from the Biblical character Samson, renowned for his strength. Sharp: Japanese consumer electronics company named from its first product, an ever-sharp pencil. Six Apart: company co-founders Ben and Mena Trott were born six days apart (in September 1977). Sprint: from its parent company, Southern Pacific Railroad INTernal Communications. At the time, pipelines and railroad tracks were the cheapest place to lay communications lines, as the right-of-way was already leased or owned. Starbucks: named after Starbuck, a character in Herman Melvilles whaling novel, Moby-Dick. Taco Bell: named after founder Glen Bell. Virgin: Founder Richard Bransons first company sold records by mail order. He and his friends chose the name Virgin Records as they were all virgins when it came to business Volvo: from the Latin word volvo, which means I roll. It was originally a name for a ball bearing being developed by SKF. Wipro: from Western India Vegetable Products Limited. The company started as a modest Vanaspati and laundry soap producer and is now also an IT services giant.

Whats ur personality! - chance to know about yourself

Elephants Memory 616 Votes 27,847 Views Crazy Doctors 282 Votes 17,994 Views

The chance to know about yourself like your character etc. without spending a money. This test was devised by a famous team of psychologists from a british university. Here it is..... Imagine you walked into a small hut by the river in the jungle. You pushed open the door, in front of you were 7 small beds to the right of the hut, and another 7 small chairs surrounding a small round table. In the middle of the table was a round food tray with 5 kinds of fruit in it.

There are: a. Apple b. Banana c. Strawberry d. Peach e.Orange

Which fruit will u choose?

Your choice reveals about u!

Test results : Please SCROLL DOWN

Here are the results.. a. if you chosen apple: that means you are a person who loves to eat apple b. if you chosen banana: that means you are a person who loves to eat banana c. if you chosen strawberry: that means you are a person who loves to eat strawberry d. if you chosen peach: that means you are a person who loves to eat peach e. if you chosen orange: that means you are a person who loves to eat orange

PS: If u r hunting for me to Kick me.....well...I am still hunting for the person who sent me this...!

10 Things You Might&Rsquo;Ve Been Better Off Not Knowing About Your Body
10 Things You Mightve Been Better Off Not Knowing About Your Body 1. The average human body comprises enough fat to make seven bars of soap, enough iron to make a medium sized nail, enough potassium to explode a toy cannon, enough lime to whitewash a small chicken coop, enough sugar to fill a jam jar, and enough sulfur to rid a dog of fleas. 2. A complete skeleton is worth between $5,000 and $7,500 to a medical student; your skull alone would fetch only about $450. 3. Your mouth produces about one quart of saliva per day. 4. Demodex folliculorum has eight stumpy legs and a tail, is about a third of a millimeter long, and loves nothing more than to recline in the warm, oily pits of your hair follicles. Most adults have this mite, usually on the head, but especially in eyelashes. And often, theyre in nipples. 5. You have approximately 4,000 wax glands in each ear.

6. The average adult stool weighs about 4 ounces. And half of the bulk of your feces comprises the dead bodies of bacteria that live inside your intestines. 7. The average male foot exudes half a pint of sweat each day. 8. If it werent for the slimy mucous that clings to and lines the walls of your gut, your stomach would readily digest itself. 9. The average person will pass about 11,000 gallons of urine in a lifetime. 10. A man weighing 200 lbs. would provide enough meat to feed 100 cannibals in one sitting. The article above appeared in the Scatterbrained section of the September - October 2007 issue of mental_floss magazine. It is excerpted from 5 People Who Died During Sex (and 100 Other Terribly Tasteless Lists) by Karl Shaw.

How Do I Know If Its Love?

How Do I Know If Its Love? By Michelle Gottlieb The questions are wonderful and have been asked by poets for centuries. People in this country often seem to feel that when we feel that exciting, first flush that that is love. That feeling is so exciting but not long, lasting. True love is much quieter and much deeper than that. You may no longer feel fireworks anymore. That does not mean that you no longer love your boyfriend. It may mean that your feelings have changed and deepened. If you look at him and feel peace and calm and contentment, this still could be love. You need to go back and ask yourself what was love for you before. What made you decide if that was real? Now what has changed? Now ask yourself what, exactly, do you feel now. Is it disgust? Is it nothing? Is it friendship? Are you attracted to other people? If you still can't imagine yourself with other people, but no longer get butterflies when you see him, it may still be love. You are the only one who knows what will satisfy you. If you need to always have fireworks, and there is nothing wrong with that desire, make sure you are okay with shorter-term relationships. If you want a life partner, look inside of yourself and decide what will make you happy, not just today or tomorrow, but 20 years from now, too. You are not "suppose" to feel anything, except happiness, everything else is individual. Enjoy the searching. About the author: Michelle Gottlieb is a Marriage, Family and Child Therapist who has a private practice in Fullerton. And remember, this column offers general advice and is not to be used as a substitute for a client-therapist relationship.

Has Your Skin Lost Its Glow???????

Has your skin lost its glow??????? The party season brings with it a lot of fun. It also means a lot of late nights, rich unhealthy food, too much alcohol and, for the ladies, too much make-up.

Unfortunately, these are a surefire recipe for skin problems. Many people walk into skin care clinics after Christmas and New Year celebrations, complaining of dull, patchy, tired looking skin, dark circles, flared up acne and loss of glow. Here's how to bring the roses back to your cheeks and start 2007 looking refreshed. Ban make-up: Avoid make-up for two weeks. Use only face wash and moisturiser. At the most, use a little loose powder on your face. Let your skin breathe for a few days. Scrub it up: Use a mild face scrub on alternate days. You can use any commercial apricot scrub or a homemade scrub of coarse gram flour or oatmeal, mixed with water, to form a paste. Gently rub for 10 minutes; then rinse to remove the layer of tired, dead cells. Condition all over: Apply warm olive oil and lime juice or glycerine and rose water on your face, neck, hands and feet, at bedtime everyday. If you have an acne problem however, avoid using this on your face. Magic potion: Drink 10 glasses of water daily, to detoxify and flush out harmful chemicals from your body. Skin cocktail: Make a healthy skin cocktail -- throw in oranges, carrots, a piece of bottle gourd (doodhi or louki) and a bitter gourd (karela) into your juicer/ blender. Fill a large glass with the resulting extract. Don't make faces -just gulp it down! Do this daily for at least two to three weeks. Shun that sweet: Stop eating sweets, cakes, candies and rich curries. Eat only steamed vegetables, brown rice, wholegrain bread/ chapattis, salad and plenty of fruits and soups. You'll see the results on your face in just a few days. Ban soap: Avoid soap on your face for some days. Use a moisturising bar like Dove, a medicated cleanser like Cetaphil Lotion or a natural cleanser like gram flour (besan) and honey. Morning mantra: Drink a glass of warm water with a teaspoon of honey and a dash of lime first thing every morning. Remember to do this on an empty stomach. Magic 'workout' wand: Do some form of aerobic exercise for at least 20-30 minutes every day to boost your skin's blood circulation. Steam away: Steam your face twice a week for 10 minutes each time.

Wonder packs: Use this face pack two to three times a week: Mix half a teaspoon sandal powder (chandan) with a teaspoon of Fuller's Earth (multani mitti) and two teaspoons rosewater. For oily skin: use a teaspoon each of gram flour, turmeric paste and curd. For dry skin: use blanched and crushed almonds, mixed with honey and milk cream. Leave on for 15 minutes and scrub off with warm water. Good Sleep is must: Get enough sleep -- it's your skin's natural healer. Aim for at least eight hours a day. These simple steps should go a long way in helping dull, lifeless skin regain its glow. In fact, include these good skin habits in your New Year Resolution list and enjoy great looking skin all through the year!

Signs Your Mate Is Cheating

1. Working a Lot of Overtime: this enables them to meet their lover after work. 2. Excessive Use of the Internet: a way for men to meet other women in chat rooms. 3. Hiding the Cell Phone Bill: the #1 way to find out who the lover is. 4. Saying, "It's Your Imagination": this is what is told to you when you're too close to the truth. 5. Receiving Hang Up Phone Calls: the paramour calling your house to speak with your mate, or the signal used when she's trying to get in touch with him. 6. No Longer Interested in Sex: saving their emotion for their lover. 7. No Longer Wearing Wedding Ring: a sign telling everyone "I am single." 8. New Sexual Techniques: what your spouse learned from their lover. 9. Saying "I Need My Space": when your spouse moves to the next stage of taking his/ her affair more seriously.

Ultimate Poem...Read It!!!!

Lost....

I was a just-born and she was thirty-one,

Though we were we, we were one. I would cry out in Latin and she would respond in Greek, I would learn nothing but she never got tired to teach.

I was surrounded by monsters eager to pull my cheek, but they would vanish the moment i was wet and weep. She would come running and hold me in her arms, as if i had won the contest of the charms.

Now I was able to walk and chew, hey, i was two. I and she could now understand each other, i was her everything and she needed no other.

I would try to walk and fall down, But knowing she was with me, the fear of getting hurt was now gone. We still could not converse that effectively, But she would understand my needs so easily.

I could now roam about free, because now i have turned three. I was ready to join a new world, my academic life was now gonna mould.

She would dress me as best as a prince, but when i would come back, she would need at least an hour to rinse. I was now able to talk, I was a ferry and she was my dock.

I still remember the child, whose shirt I had tore, Hey buddy, i have turned four. I now came home a little late, Nevertheless finding her waiting at the gate. She would hug me and carry me in her arms, it felt like flying through the farms. We now did the homework together, i would spoil the home and she used to work.

Years passed and now i was fifteen, and with each year i would forget to lean. I wouldn't care for what she said, because now i had become mean. She would ask me to study for a good future, but i was busy in a different culture. Now i had many shes in my life, i dreamed of having one of them as my wife.

I changed a lot which she did not teach, She would try to hug me but i was out of reach. She still waited for me at the gate, but i would look at her with utmost hate. She would be awake till late in the night, because i wasn't home, i was in a fight. She had so much to scold, but she never did say, hoping to find me better the next day. Time went on and now i am grown, lost in the world of my own.

I and she, between us have a river, I have left her for my career. When i was young, for me, she sacrificed her ambitions, but i don't care, i now have my own mission. I am not with her now, i am in a different city, she is so old now but i don't even pity.

She needs me now but i am nowhere to find, in the race for appraisal, i have become blind. In a few years from now, i will be two, there will be in my life someone new. Then i'll forget even to bother, i am her son and she my Mother.

Would Like To Know Your Mobile Is Original Or Not?!!

Would like to know your mobile is original or not?!! Type # 6 0 # *

After you enter the code you will see a new code contain 15 digits: 43 4 5 6 6 1 0 6 7 8 9 4 3 5

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 02 or 20 that mean it was Assembly on Emirates which is very Bad quality :(

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 08 or 80 that mean its manufactured in Germany which is not bad IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 01 or 10 that mean its manufactured in Finland which is Good

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 00 that mean its manufactured in France which is the best Mobile Quality ...

Letter To Girl Friend

Ever wondered how an HR Manager could write a love letter to his girlfriend? Hope you would enjoy it. To, My Dear Darling Sub: Offer of love! Dearest Ms Maya, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the jobtraining and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment woul d initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best! Thanking you in anticipation, Yours sincerely, HR Manager

Friends Must Read This

Your Love is Ur Heart, Your heart is Ur Spouse, Your spouse is Ur Future , Your future is Ur Destiny, Your destiny is Ur Ambition, Your ambition is Ur Aspiration, Your aspiration is Ur Motivation , Your motivation is Ur Belief, Your belief is Ur Peace , Your peace is Ur Target, Your target is Heaven ,

Heaven is no fun without FRIENDS. It's "World Best Friends Week" send this to all ur good friends. Even me, if i am one of them. See how many u get back. If u get more than 3 u r really a lovable person.............I am waiting

Letter To Principal By Punjabi Kid :

LETTER TO PRINCIPAL BY PUNJABI KID : To, The Principal, Guru Harkishan Public School, Kalka Ji , New Delhi.

Sir, Binti eh hai ki ajj kall school vich Dil nahin lagda te raat nu neend vi nahi aandi. Kyonki school vich kudiyyan ghatt ne. Sohni vee nai hai, jo hai oh sabb eniyann ajeeb ne ki dekhann nu ji ni karda, sab kaali peeli hengi. Te Madama v koih khass patakka ya jabardast maal nahi haan. Hor kuch nai te ghatt to ghatt receptionist hi sohni rakh lavo.... taaki nave bachhe admission laen layyee motivate ho sakan. Aap ji da bahut dhannwad howega.

Your's faithfully, Santa Singh Class : 3 - B

Just Friends Vs. Best Friends

A Just Friend says..hi,..hello,..bye,...and walks away... A Best friend always stop by your side & asks how r u doing ??

A Just Friend has never seen you cry. A Best friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A Just Friend thinks the friendship is over, when you have an argument. A Best friend knows that it's not a friendship, until after you've had a fight.

A Just Friend hates it when you call, after he has gone to bed. A Best friend asks you.... why you took so long to call.

A Just Friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A Best friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A Just Friend jealous about your romantic history. A Best friend wonders of your love story.....

A Just Friend expects you to be always there for any help. A Best friend is always there, wherever you require any help. A Just Friend doesn't have time in his/her busy schedule, A Best friend always have time for you in his/her busy schedules....

Just Friends VS. Best Friends

A Just Friend says..hi,..hello,..bye,...and walks away... A Best friend always stop by your side & asks how r u doing ??

A Just Friend has never seen you cry. A Best friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A Just Friend thinks the friendship is over, when you have an argument. A Best friend knows that it's not a friendship, until after you've had a fight. A Just Friend hates it when you call, after he has gone to bed. A Best friend asks you.... why you took so long to call. A Just Friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A Best friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself. A Just Friend jealous about your romantic history. A Best friend wonders of your love story.....

A Just Friend expects you to be always there for any help. A Best friend is always there, wherever you require any help. A Just Friend doesn't have time in his/her busy schedule, A Best friend always have time for you in his/her busy schedules....

A Just Friend phones you whenever he/she has some work, A Best friend calls you often just to hear your voice.....

A Just Friend doesnt have anything to talk to you on phone, A Best friend doesnt know...what all to finish...

Top 20 Replies By Programmers To Testers When Their Programs Don'T Work!

20. "That's weird..." 19. "It's never done that before."

18. "It worked yesterday."

17. "How is that possible?"

16. "It must be a hardware problem."

15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"

14. "There is something funky in your data."

13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"

12. "You must have the wrong version."

11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."

10. "I can't test everything!"

9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."

8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."

7. "Somebody must have changed my code."

6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"

5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?

4. "You can't use that version on your system."

3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"

2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"

And the Number One Reply by Programmers when their programs don't work:

GuessGuess.............

Come on, even u say it ......

Guess.............

"It works on my machine"

Queen Elizabeth, Clinton & Sharon died & went straight to hell. Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England; I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there. She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you???? The devil says "Five million dollars" She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair. Clinton was soo jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too" He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you???? The devil says "Ten million dollars" With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair. Sharon was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call Israel too, I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody of my Parliament"..... He called Israel and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you???? The devil says "Twenty dollars". Sharon is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??" The devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local".

ISDN - It Still Does Nothing APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity IBM - I Blame Microsoft WWW - World Wide Wait PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math

NT - Network Tragedy DNS - Does Nothing Special WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood." "This will be noted." Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Tom and leave. The phone rings at Tom's house. "Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yeah they did." "Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."

Just Three Words . . .

There are many things that you can do to strengthen your relationships. Often the most effective thing you can do involves saying just three words. When spoken sincerely, these statements often have the power to develop new friendships, deepen old ones and even bring healing to relationships that have sourerd. The following three-word phrases can be tools to help develop every relationship. 1. Let me help Good friends see a need and then try to fill it. When they see a hurt they do what they can to heal it. Without being asked, they jump in and help out.

2. I understand you. People become closer and enjoy each other more when the other person accepts and understands them. Letting your spouse know - in so many little ways - that you understand them, is one of the most powerful tools for healing your relationship. And this can apply to any relationship.

3. I respect you Respect is another way of showing love. Respect demonstrates that another person is a true equal. If you talk to your children as if they were adults you will strengthen the bonds and become closer friends. This applies to all interpersonal relationships. 4. I miss you. Perhaps more marriages could be saved and strengthened if couples simply and sincerely said to each other "I miss you." This powerful affirmation tells partners they are wanted, needed, desired and loved. Consider how important you would feel, if you received an unexpected phone call from your spouse in the middle of your workday, just to say "I miss you." 5. Maybe you're right. This phrase is very effective in diffusing an argument. The implication when you say "maybe you're right" is the humility of admitting, "may be I'm wrong". Let's face it. When you have an argument with someone, all you normally do is solidify the other person's point of view. They, or you, will not likely change their position and you run the risk of seriously damaging the relationship between you. Saying "maybe you're right" can open the door to explore the subject more. You may then have the opportunity to express your view in a way that is understandable to the other person.

6. Please forgive me Many broken relationships could be restored and healed if people would admit their mistakes and ask for forgiveness. All of us are vulnerable to faults, foibles and failures. A man should never be ashamed to own up that he has been in the wrong, which is saying, in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.

7. I thank you. Gratitude is an exquisite form of courtesy. People who enjoy the companionship of good, close friends are those who don't take daily courtesies for granted. They are quick to thank their friends for their many expressions of kindness. On the other hand, people whose circle of friends is severely constricted often do not have the attitude of gratitude.

8. Count on me A friend is one who walks in when others walk out. Loyalty is an essential ingredient for true friendship. It is the emotional glue that bonds people. Those that are rich in their relationships tend to be steady and true friends. When troubles come, a good friend is there indicating "you can count on me."

9. I'll be there If you have ever had to call a friend in the middle of the night, to take a sick child to hospital, or when your car has broken down some miles from home, you will know how good it feels to hear the phrase "I'll be there." Being there for another person is the greatest gift we can give. When we are truly present for other people, important things happen to them and us. We are renewed in love and friendship. We are restored emotionally and spiritually. Being there is at the very core of civility.

10. Go for it We are all unique individuals. Don't try to get your friends to conform to your ideals. Support them in pursuing their interests, no matter how far out they seem to you. God has given everyone dreams, dreams that are unique to that person only. Support and encourage your friends to follow their dreams. Tell them to "go for it." B o n u s : 11. I love you Perhaps the most important three words that you can say. Telling someone that you truly love them satisfies a person's deepest emotional needs. The need to belong, to feel appreciated and to be wanted. Your spouse, your children, your friends and you, all need to hear those three little words: "I love you." Love is a choice. You can love even when the feeling is gone.

Don'T Ever
Don't ever be reluctant to show your feelings when you're happy, give in to it. When you're not, live with it. Don't ever be afraid to try to make things better you might be surprised at the results. Don't ever take the weight of the world on your shoulders. Don't ever feel threatened by the future take life one day at a time. Don't ever feel guilty about the past what's done is done. Learn from any mistakes you might have made. Don't ever feel that you are alone there is always somebody there for you to reach out to. Don't ever forget that you can achieve so many of the things you can imagine. It's not as hard as it seems. Don't ever stop loving don't ever stop believing, don't ever stop dreaming your dreams. ......................

Never Love A Stranger [ Especially For Girls ] On Orkut-----Tcs Gal Murder Case Story Revelead
A tragic love story: Flourished on Orkut, died in a bullet Orkut is in news again and this time due to the tragic death of Koushambi Layek who was murdered by her lover Manish Thakur, with whom she had developed relations on orkut.com. This incident again points towards the hazards of social networking.

WHEN EVERY BIG business house is running a business of social networking website, orkut.com owned by Google continues to be in the centre of controversy for one wrong reason or another. This time Orkut finds itself in the midst of a murder mystery. The reason for murder is believed to be failed love which developed on Orkut. This love story started in the AC three tier compartment. The accused Manish Thakur, a resident of Bashdroni in West Bengal, was on his way to Thiruvantapuram where he met Koushambi Layek who was on her way to the training centre of Tata Consultancy Services (TCS). The relation gradually evolved through scrapping on Orkut. After some time Koushambi discovered that Manish was married. Heartbroken she ended her relation with him, but was threatened by Manish again and again. Koushambi confided to her parents about the incidence and they tried to sort out the problem by talking with Manish. Unfortunately the talks did not help and the police discovered her dead body in Mumbais Sun-a-Sheel hotels room number 202. After a thorough investigation it was found that Manish had killed her by his service revolver. Manish, who works with the coast guard, has been arrested. Police sources confirm about taking him to Mumbai today.

Meanwhile Manishs and Koushambis profiles have drawn thousands of visitors in the past two days on orkut. There has been a formation of two communities in the name Tribute to Koushambi Layek and Koushambi cry for Justice. The number of registered members in these two communities is increasing rapidly. Many visitors are also visiting Manishs profile to express strong reactions.

It perhaps will not be a very good idea to blame this social networking website. But this incident definitely shows the flipside of social networking on the Internet and the best thing one can do is be careful while using it in order to avoid unpleasant incidents and such mishaps.

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Koushambis ill-fated end puts others on caution The brutal murder of Koushambi Layek refuses to leave the mind. Her cheerful, vivacious and straightforward gaze from her picture on orkut seems to haunt many as we try to figure what exactly went wrong and why did she have to face such an ill-fated end.

MANISH THAKUR was arrested by the Police from a hotel room in Andheri. Was it a case of crime of

passion or was it the fake posturing over the net on Thakurs part that lured Koushambi into such a deadly web, one from which shed never come out.

Koushambi Layek, a 24-year old software professional working for TCS would have never expected that she could have ever faced such a brutal death.

Koushambi met Thakur, a navy officer, online two years back and the story goes like this. Manish, in spite of being married lured her to marry him. Koushambi had informed her family, but they advised her against it. Their relationship continued and the police suspect that he might have murdered her because she denied marrying him. Manish tried to convince her several times that he will divorce his wife to marry her. In fact, he had not informed her initially that he was married. Her body was found in a pool of blood in a hotel room in Andheri. They had checked in as Mr. and Mrs. Thakore on May 12. She had been killed on Sunday night and by Monday afternoon the hotel employees found her body. By then Manish had sneaked away.

Police confirmed that this murder was preplanned. This is because Manish was already carrying a chopper and a gun with him. They also suspect that he might have shot her in her sleep. The latest updates on CNN-IBN say that after shooting her (through a pillow to avoid noise of the gunshot! and he had also turned up the TV volume), Manish wanted to chop her into pieces. But, he couldnt and stayed on for almost five hours drinking a whole bottle of whisky.

Now where does orkut come into picture: Both of them had their profiles on orkut! Condolences are pouring into her scrapbook ( http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=11725203022944506305) and some "great wishes" into his ( http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=348385650417627297)! Using this site, the police tracked the killer at Vasco (in Goa).

I was shocked to see the testimonial written by a girl to her future killer:

Koushambi: Well, what to say about this guy... He is a really caring and loving guy... He is amazing, awesome and friendly. I need not describe him, as anyone close to him must surely be aware of his abilities. He is an all rounder.. Be it in the field of studies, sports or music. He is a champo...Dont u think so???

According to her, he seemed to be intelligent - an all rounder - well his so-called intelligence killed her!

Why did he do this? She was the only financial support to her mom, who is a widow. The deadly roots from the net just squashed her life and a familys hopes. When matrimonial sites make relationships online, we should be aware that there are so many deadly pits in the Internet where you can fall to never return. Can you imagine such an incident happening to your friend? Her friends are all in a shock - they cant believe that she could get involved with such a Psycho!

This reminds me of another incident - One of the girls whom I know met a guy through the net - It all started with friendship and later after a year or two they started dating. They fell in love (that was expected), but before getting too involved she asked for a commitment. His reply was "Oh ! I cant guarantee that I will marry you - you may have to wait for two years till my younger sister gets married. I cant forget my sisters marriage and start thinking about mine. I couldnt help thinking to myself: Okayyyyyyyyy!!! MR. PERFECT!!!! - your love for family is like"WOW," but where are u luring this girl to - just for time pass? Is she not a sister to her brother? What is this downtrodden mentality? [Lolakutty says: " Doodh ka doodh aur nariyal paani ka naariyal paani?"]

I dedicate this to all those who have got anonymous friends on the Internet. Next time you get involved with someone, at least be careful. Not all the prince charmings or drop dead gorgeous men are really worth it!

Love.......In Mental Hospital !!

Good Story Must Read.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound judgement that you have a sound mind. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathro be belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?

Some Information!! Which May Useful..

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN! The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first " Marlboro Man. " Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!

PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR!

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

And the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts.

Some Powerful Words

The most destructive habit.........................Worry The greatest Joy...................................Giving The worst pastime .................................Criticism The best award ....................................Appreciation The greatest loss..................................Loss of self-respect The most satisfying work...........................Helping others The ugliest personality trait......................Selfishness The most endangered species........................Dedicated leaders Our greatest natural resource......................Our youth The greatest "shot in the arm".....................Encouragement The greatest problem to overcome...................Fear The most effective sleeping pill...................Peace of mind The most crippling failure disease.................Excuses The most powerful force in life....................Love The most dangerous pariah..........................A gossiper The most incredible computer.......................The brain The worst company..................................Privilege seekers The best thing to be without ......................Jealousy The worst thing to be without......................Hope The deadliest weapon...............................The tongue The two most power-filled words...................."I Can" The greatest asset.................................Faith The most worthless emotion.........................Self-pity The most prized possession.........................Integrity The most powerful channel of communication.........Prayer The most contagious spirit.........................Enthusiasm

The most beautiful attire..........................SMILE! Everyone needs this list to live by...pass it along!!

Some Brain Teasers

1. There is one word in the English language that is alway pronounced incorrectly. What is it?

2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?

3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water?

4. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear?

5. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?

6. There is a room. The shutters are blowing in. There is broken glass on the floor. There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the floor. Who is Sloppy? How did Sloppy die?

7. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel?

8. If I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water which is 45 degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass, and size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, both of them at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first? Same question, but the location is in Canada ?

9. What is th e significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.

10. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field?

11. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?

Scroll down for answers..... ....... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 1. The word "incorrectly. "

2. 1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.

3. None, the boat rises with the tide. Googly ;-)

4. White. If all the walls face south, the house is at the North pole, and the bear, therefore, is a polar bear.

5. Three. Well, it seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow the mathematical orders of operation, division is performed before addition. So... half of two is one. Then add two, and the answer is three.

6. Sloppy is a (gold)fish. The wind blew the shutters in, which knocked his goldfish-bowl off the table, and it broke, killing him.

7. None. No matter how big a hole is, it's still a hole: the absence of dirt.

8. Both questions, same answer: the ball in the bucket of 45 degree F water hits the bottom of the bucket last. Did you think that the water in the 30 degree F bucket is frozen? Think again. The question said nothing about that bucket having anything in it. Therefore, there is no water (or ice) to slow the ball down...

9. The time and month/date/year American style calendar are 12:34, 5/6/78.

10. One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.

11. The temperature.

Tips/ Rules When Confronted By The Police

If you have a confrontation with the police - know your rights and know what you should or should not do to give them up. Just follow these 10 rules: 1. Don't Talk. Do not say a word to the officer. Just shut up! I cannot stress to you the importance of this rule. Do not talk! Do not attempt to convince the officer of your innocence. Everyone is innocent, no one should be arrested and no one should be in jail and that is all the officer hears all day every day. He / she does not care generally whether you are innocent or guilty and there is nothing that he / she can do at this point. Most times, when people speak to officers they say something that makes their situation far worse. Keep your mouth shut, there will be plenty of time to talk later. 2. Don't Run. I said above to listen to the officer and follow his / her instructions. Do not be scared and do not let the liquid

courage, aka alcohol, convince you that you can outrun the twelve officers and helicopter that will track you down. Also, police become highly suspicious that someone running has a weapon and may be quick to draw their weapon. Additionally, when they do run you down expect much stronger force used to subdue a fleeing suspect. 3. Never Resist Arrest. Perhaps the most important thing not to do is touch the police officer at all! Again, sober up quick and follow what the officer says. Many people attempt to bump the officer or swat an officers hands away. This often falls under the assault statutes and now a minor misdemeanor arrest becomes a FELONY. Thus a reckless driving charge leads to a year or more in state prison. Additionally, touching the officer in any way can lead to a baton in the mouth. 4. Don't Believe the Police. It is perfectly legal for the police to lie to get you to make an admission. The police frequently separate two friends and tell one the other one ratted him / her out. Because of the lie, the other friend now rats the first friend out. Police and detectives also state that "it will be easier" to talk now...LIES!!! DON'T BELIEVE THIS BS! It will only be easier for the police to prove their case! 5. No Searching. Do not allow the police to search anywhere! If the police officer asks, they do not have the right to search and must have your consent. If you are asked make sure you proclaim to any witnesses that "You (the police) do not have consent to search." If they perform the search anyway, that evidence may be thrown out later. Also, if you consent to a search, the officers may find something that you had no idea you had placed somewhere, ie: marijuana left by a friend. Remember, that denying the police consent to search DOES NOT give them the probable cause they would need to conduct a search. 6. Don't Look At Places Where You Don't Want Police to Search. Police are trained to watch you and react to you. They know that you are nervous and scared and many people look to the areas that they don't want the police to search. Do not react to the search and do not answer any questions. LOOK DOWN AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!! 7. Do Not Talk Shit to the Police. I don't care if you have been wrongly arrested and the true culprit is standing in front of you. Don't talk shit! Police hear all day that my dad is the the Governor's Assistant's Intern and I will have your badge for this! Police have a lot of discretion in the upcoming charges brought. Police can add charges, change a misdemeanor to a felony, or even talk to the prosecutor that is ultimately prosecuting you. 8. If Police Come to Your Home, Do not Let Them In and Do Not Step Outside Your Home. If the police are confident you have committed a felony, they are coming in anyway, because they generally don't need an arrest warrant. Make it clear to the police by stating: "No you may not come in", or "I am comfortable talking right here", or "You need a search warrant to enter my home." If they return, your attorney can arrange for you to turn yourself in should that be necessary and you will spend no time in jail between the hearings. 9. Outside Your Home Arrested, Do Not Accept Offer to Go In Your Home for Anything. The officer may say to you, how about you go inside and change, freshen up, talk to your wife, husband, get a jacket, or any other reason. The police will graciously escort you in and then tear your home apart searching through it. Also, do not let them secure your car. Your car is fine. Remember they are lying to you. They don't give a damn if you are really cold or if you need to talk to your wife or husband. 10. Speak to a lawyer before discussing your case with the police. It's incredible how many people feel that they can convince the officer, the booking officer or a detective (if your case reaches that stature) that they are not guilty. YOUR CASE IS NOT DECIDED BY THESE PEOPLE. They have no affect on your records. Wait to speak to your lawyer! The courts give enormous weight to "confessions" during this stage. A suspect is almost NEVER released after being arrested.

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What'S The Condition? (Joke)

What's the Condition ? A Husband makes a Call to Hospital to enquire about his pregnant wife. But accidently the call went to a cricket stadium. He asked what is the condition. He died after what he heard.

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7 are already out.

3 More will be out hopefully by lunch.

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The first one was a DUCK... ;)

Enjoy These........ Nice Definitions !!!

Enjoy these........ Nice Definitions !!! DOCTOR A person who kills your ills by pills, and later kills you with his bills. BOSS Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

TEARS The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power. ATOM BOMB An invention to end all inventions.

RUMOUR News that travels more than the speed of sound.

CLASSIC A book which people praise, but do not read.

DICTIONARY The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

MARRIAGE It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master. FATHER A banker provided by nature.

POLITICIAN One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

SMILE A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

OPTIMIST A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

DIPLOMAT A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forword to the trip. ETC A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

OFFICE A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

COMMITTEE Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. PROFESSIONAL One who is paid for sending and receiving such Emails !

One Of The Best Interviews!!!

Interviewer: Tell me about yourself. Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao DholePatil Institute of Technology. Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before! Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it .. What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not invest so much of money".(The baap actually said - "I will never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya. Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering. Candidate: Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know, these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years. Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6. Candidate: Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket matches really affect exams a lot. I think they should ban it. Interviewer: Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned. Candidate: No, no... I am talking about Exams!! Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life? Candidate: Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I would complete it. In fact, when i flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST (Bus corporation in Maharashtra) through some relative. Interviewer: Do you have any plans of higher study? Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing 'lower' education itself was so much of pain!! Interviewer: Let's talk about technical stuff. On which platforms have you worked? Candidate: Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my current platform. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you can see I have experience of different platforms! (Vashi and Andheri are the places in Mumbai) Interviewer: And which languages have you used? Candidate: Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in German, French, Russian and many other languages. Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB? Candidate: It is a common sense - C comes after B. So VC is a higher version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up with a new language VD!

Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language? Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it. But I guess, this is the language our ministers and MPs use in assembly. Interviewer: What is your general project experience? Candidate: My general experience about projects is - most of th! e times they are in pipeline! Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job? Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata InfoTech ltd. Since joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that Bench was another software like Windows. Interviewer: Do you have any project management experience? Candidate: No, but I gues! s it shouldn't be difficult. I know Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone call and use speaker facility. And very important - I know few words like 'Showstoppers ' , 'hotfixes', 'SEI-CMM','quality','versioncontrol','deadlines' , 'Customer Satisfaction' etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes! Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company? Candidate: Not much. 1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand. 2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not have deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent. 3. I believe in flexi-timings. 4. Dress code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear t-shirt and jeans. 5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so as to avoid breakdown due to overwork. 6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term preferably 1-2 months) assignments. Personally I prefer US, Australia and Europe. But considering the fact that there is a world cup in West Indies in 2007, I don't mind going there in that period. As you can see I am modest and don't have many expectations. So can I assume my selection? Interviewer: he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before.

The Less You Know, The More You Make

The Less You Know, The More You Make "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: 1. Knowledge is Power. 2. Time is Money.

As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time Since: Knowledge = Power Time = Money It follows that: Knowledge = Work/Money. Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge. Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. Conclusion: The less you know,the more you make.

Success & Failure

Success & Failure Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes 20 years of hard work to become an overnight success - Diana Rankin Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire - Arnold H Glasow Apparent failure may hold in its rough shell the germs of a success that will blossom in time, and bear fruit throughout eternity - Frances Watkins Harper Let us realise that the privilege to work is a gift, the power to work is a blessing, and the love of work is success - David O McKay Nothing builds self-esteem and self-confidence like accomplishment - Bill Hybels I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody - Bill Cosby It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final - Roger Babson A man may fail many times but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else - J Paul Getty I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom - George S Patton

A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success - William Saroyan Excuses are the nails used to build a house of failure - Don Wilder and Bill Rechin Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful - Albert Schweitzer Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time - Arnold Glasow Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently - Henry Ford The man who has done his level best is a success, even though the world may write him down as a failure - BC Forbes Success is the ability to go from one failure to another without loss of enthusiasm - Winston Churchill Thought For Today The hardest thing to give up is the need to be right in everything. -Don R. Wilkins

Tips For Success

Much has been written about how to obtain success in life, but little has been written about the behaviors that pose a threat to obtaining success. While success principles are very important, we should not ignore those behaviors which will prevent success from happening in our lives. By recognizing these behaviors, we can effectively eliminate them from our lives and focus on those behaviors which will ensure success. 1. The Desire for Instant Gratification Those who fail to get what they want out of life are most often short-term thinkers, meaning that they base all of their decisions on what they want now, versus what they want in the future. Why do you think that lottery and gambling industries flourish? Its because they prey on our desire for instant gratificationthat of becoming rich overnight. When making a decision, focus on how that decision will impact your life in the long run, rather than focusing on the short-term benefits of that decision. 2. Greed Greed is a dangerous behavior because it fulfills your desires, but at a cost to the lives of those people around you. The behavior of greed can be described as wanting something from others without the intention of exchanging something of like value in return. And while greed might get you what you want in the short run, it causes an imbalance of social karma within your relationships with other people and eventually that imbalance will have to be corrected and this is usually in the form of a crushing life crisis. The root cause behind greed is a grossly underdeveloped level of self-esteem, which always urns to possess and to control because it is uncomfortable accepting its own self. Combat the behavior of greed by instead trying to help others with their lives. You will find that positive things will come your way when you provide value for others instead of trying to deprive others of their

value. 3. Lack of Confidence People who lack confidence in their abilities simply get by life without ever engaging life with all their capacities. They neither take a stand, nor do they show any courage in the face of adversity. They conform to what everyone else is doing in order to be accepted by their peers. Those who do not possess the confidence to take a stand are like cows in a herd being led off to the slaughterhouse. Realize that whatever stand you take throughout your life, there will always be people who support your views and there will be people who oppose your views. You cant please everyone in life, so please the one person who is the most important in your lifeyourself. 4. Not Willing to Pay the Price Success in life not only requires that you know what you want, but perhaps even more so, it requires that you know the sacrifices you have to make in order to reach that success. Success in any aspect of our lives comes at a price and we must pay this price in order to achieve that success. Unwillingness to pay the full price of the success that you want will assuredly prevent you from obtaining that success. In the grand scope of things, you cant cheat your way to the top. You cant take shortcuts and expect to create any long-term success. If you want to be an Olympic athlete, you have to do the timeyou have to have the dedication and the perseverance and the drive to win. No amount of intention-manifestation will enable you to get what you want unless you are willing to give up the things that are necessary for you to obtain it. 5. Lack of Persistence Lack of persistence is a big distinguishing behavior between those who consistently achieve success in areas of their life versus people who often fail to realize their goals. When pressure builds and problems seem to stack on top of each other, quitting is the easy way out. There is a big distinction we must make however between quitting and failing. Failing in life is a perfectly acceptable thing. We all fail at some point in our lives and chances are that we will fail yet again. But if we try our best and fail, then that is courageous and there are no regrets because we have the peace of mind of knowing that we did everything in our power to try to reach that goal. Failing is part of the journey towards success. Quitting on the other hand is much worst than failing. Quitting is not using your fullest potential to reach those goals. This is very disempowering because not only will you not reach your success, but always in the back of your mind, you will wonder if that success could have been possible had you given it onehundred percent. As my former gymnastics mentor and 1984 Olympic gold medalist, Peter Vidmar, once said, Getting to the Olympics was simple. I just trained when I felt like it and I trained when I didnt. 6. Unwillingness to Take Risks Getting ahead in life and reaching success involves taking calculated risks. That does not mean you have to be irresponsible however. Risk taking, as it applies to success, means that you have to be willing to step outside your comfort zone so that you can effectively expand your box and grow. When I was competing as a gymnast, I used to perform acrobatic stunts that had the potential of seriously injuring myself or even killing me. But I never considered those stunts to be irresponsible risks because my knowledge, training, and competency gave me the confidence to push myself further and try things that I knew I had the ability to do. I believe that great opportunities come into our lives daily, but its our indecision or fear that prevents us from taking hold of those opportunities. Be willing to step outside your comfort zone and seize those opportunities when they appear. 7. Procrastination Waiting for the perfect moment is a big killer of success in our lives. If we dont have to do it, then chances are we wont do it, but its this lack of action which erodes our chances of success early on. Realize that there will never be a perfect time to implement an action and the longer we wait to act, the less likely we are to do it. We all know how to fill up our time with busywork, but not all of us know how to prioritize those tasks that are important. The Pareto Principle states that 80% of our results will come from only 20% of the actions that we do. People who procrastinate instead focus on the other tasks that are of little importance, while delaying their action on those high-value tasks

that will produce the most change in their lives. Remember the adage, Dont wait for tomorrow what you can do today. 8. Unwillingness to Learn from Past Mistakes Failures and mistakes are a natural part of the learning process and a crucial part in building any real success for yourself, but you must be willing to extract the lessons from each failure and apply it towards your future in order for it to be effective. Those people who ignore the lessons to be learned in their failures are doomed to fail again, and again, and again throughout their lives. Successful people, on the other hand, not only learn from their own mistakes, but they seek out other people and learn from their mistakes as well. They use history as a powerful leverage tool for their success so that they dont have to recreate the wheel. 9. Feeding Yourself Negative Affirmations The law of attraction states that we attract to ourselves that which mirrors our mental attitude. Negative thinkers attract negative people, things, and events into their lives. That is why negative self-talk is so dangerous and detrimental towards any success in your life. Conversely, positive thinkers attract successful people and events into their lives. Make a conscious decision to eliminate negative self-talk from your daily life and replace it with rich, positive affirmations. wish u all the best

Five Tips For Writing Cv For Overseas Employer !!

Dreaming about a job abroad? When applying to employers abroad, you'll need a curriculum vitae (CV). There's no one way to write a CV. Still, there are some common elements and themes. Here are five things you'll need to know when writing a CV for international employers.

1. Get personal. Your background and personal characteristics are important to many employers in European and US markets. At the top of your document under your name, list your birthday (including year), place of birth, marital status, number of children, and health status. A passport-size photo goes on the top right corner. List your educational history, starting with kindergarten. Include any foreign languages you know and classes you are taking, along with travel experience (vacations count). Put these at the top or in greater detail under a separate heading. You'll be showing that you are a part of the global community

2. No 'default' option. CVs vary from country to country and company to company. In some countries, employers want only jobhistory basics; in others, certificates of work and letters of recommendation. Find out if the employer has preferences about what it wants to see on your document. Sometimes a company's Web site will list its CV requirements.

3. MacJobs in the limelight. When job hunting abroad, you'll need to list your professional experience in chronological order, starting with your earliest jobs and ending with your most recent position. In the increasingly global economy, some international employers may prefer this approach, so if it's a good idea to check if there is a preference.

4. There's no 'I' in 'team.' In many countries everything is a team effort. Present your achievements in the context of your role within your group, be it as a low-level member or a leader. If you were not solely responsible an accomplishment, use nouns rather than verbs to describe it. For example, write "Maintenance of profitable management," rather than "Maintained profitable management." When describing individual successes attributable to only you, use verbs.

5. Keep it simple. Skip the fancy fonts, and use boldface for only section titles. Take the same plain-Jane approach in your word choice. Overly sophisticated language is likely to put off hiring managers. Use words that fit your experience level.

Ten Commandments For Peace Of Mind

1. Do Not Interfere In Others' Business Unless Asked. Most of us create our own problems by interfering too often in others' affairs. We do so because somehow we have convinced ourselves that our way is the best way, our logic is the perfect logic and those who do not conform to our thinking must be criticized and steered to the right direction, our direction. This thinking denies the existence of individuality and consequently the existence of God. God has created each one of us in a unique way. No two human beings can think or act in exactly the same way. All men or women act the way they do because God within them prompts them that way. There is God to look after everything. Why are you bothered? Mind your own business and you will keep Your peace. 2. Forgive And Forget. This is the most powerful aid to peace of mind. We often develop ill feelings inside our heart for the person who insults us or harms us. We nurture

grievances. This in turn results in loss of sleep, development of stomach ulcers, and high blood pressure. This insult or injury was done once, but nourishing of grievance goes on forever by constantly remembering it. Get over this bad habit. Believe in the justice of God and the doctrine of Karma. Let Him judge the act of the one who insulted you. Life is too short to waste in such trifles. Forgive, Forget, and march on. Love flourishes in giving and forgiving. 3. Do Not Crave For Recognition. This world is full of selfish people. They seldom praise anybody without selfish motives. They may praise you today because you are in power, but no sooner than you are powerless; they will forget your achievement and will start finding faults in you. Why do you wish to kill yourself in striving for their recognition? Their recognition is not worth the aggravation. Do your duties ethically and sincerely and leave the rest to God. 4. Do Not Be Jealous. We all have experienced how jealousy can disturb our peace of mind. You know that you work harder than your colleagues in the office, but sometimes they get promotions; you do not. You started a business several years ago, but you are not as successful as your neighbor whose business is only one year old. There are several examples like these in everyday life. Should you be jealous? No. Remember everybody's life is shaped by his or her previous Karma, which has now become his destiny. If you are destined to be rich, nothing in the world can stop you. If you are not so destined, no one can help you either. Nothing will be gained by blaming others for your misfortune. Jealousy will not get you anywhere; it will only take away your peace of mind. 5. Change Yourself According To The Environment. If you try to change the environment single-handedly, the chances are you will fail. Instead, change yourself to suit your environment. As you do this, even the environment, which has been unfriendly to you, will mysteriously change and seem congenial and harmonious. 6. Endure What Cannot Be Cured. This is the best way to turn a disadvantage into an advantage. Every day we face numerous inconveniences, ailments, irritations, and accidents that are beyond our control. If we cannot control them or change them,

we must learn to put up with these things. We must learn to endure them cheerfully thinking, "God wills it so, so be it." God's plan is beyond our comprehension. Believe in it and you will gain in terms of patience, inner strength and will power. 7. Do Not Bite Off More Than You Can Chew. This maxim needs to be remembered constantly. We often tend to take more responsibilities than we are capable of carrying out. This is done to satisfy our ego. Know your limitations. Why take on additional loads that may create more worries? You cannot gain peace of mind by expanding your external activities. Reduce your material engagements and spend time in prayer, introspection and meditation. This will reduce those thoughts in your mind that make you restless. Uncluttered mind will produce greater peace of mind. 8. Meditate Regularly. Meditation calms the mind and gets rid of disturbing thoughts. This is the highest state of peace of mind. Try and experience it yourself. If you meditate earnestly for half an hour everyday, your mind will tend to become peaceful during the remaining twenty-three and half-hours. Your mind will not be easily disturbed as it was before. You would benefit by gradually increasing the period of daily mediation. You may think that this will interfere with your daily work. On the contrary, this will increase your efficiency and you will be able to produce better results in less time. 9. Never Leave The Mind Vacant. An empty mind is the devil's workshop. All evil actions start in the vacant mind. Keep your mind occupied in something positive, something worthwhile. Actively follow a hobby. Do something that holds your interest. You must decide what you value more: money or peace of mind. Your hobby, like social work or temple work, may not always earn you more money, but you will have a sense of fulfillment and achievement. Even when you are resting physically, occupy yourself in healthy reading or mental chanting of God's name. 10. Do Not Procrastinate And Never Regret. Do not waste time in protracted wondering "Should I or shouldn't I?" Days, weeks, months, and years may be wasted in that futile mental debating. You can never plan enough because you can never anticipate all future happenings. Always remember, God has His own plan, too for you. Value your time and do the things

that need to be done. It does not matter if you fail the first time. You can learn from your mistakes and succeed the next time. Sitting back and worrying will lead to nothing. Learn from your mistakes, but do not brood over the past. DO NOT REGRET. Whatever happened was destined to happen only that way. Take it as the Will of God. You do not have the power to alter the course of God's Will. Why cry over spilt milk? May God help you remain at peace with yourself and the world around you!!!!!! >

Thought For The Day

Thought For The Day "Good looks catch the eye but a GOOD personality catches the heart. You're blessed with both!" Don't be flattered, this message was sent to ME I just wanted YOU to read it !!!

How To Recruit The Right Person For The Job?

Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyze The situation. If they are counting the Bricks. Put them in the accounts Department. If they are recounting them..

Put them in auditing . If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering. If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning. If they are throwing the Bricks at each other. Put them in operations . If they are sleeping. Put them in security. If they have broken the bricks Into pieces. Put them in information Technology.

If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources. If they say they have tried Different combinations, yet Not a brick has Been moved. Put them in sales. If they have already left for The day. Put them in marketing. If they are staring out of the Window. Put them on strategic Planning. And then last but not least. If they are talking to each Other and not a single brick Has been Moved. Congratulate them and put them In top management.

The Things You Send!

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? Hello There Nice Person Did Anyone Ever Tell You, Just How Special You Are The Light that You Emit Might even Light a Star

Did Anyone Ever Tell You How Important You Make Others Feel Somebody out here is Smiling About Love that is so Real

Did Anyone Ever Tell You that Many Times When They were Sad Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit In Fact It made Them Glad

For the Time You Spend Sending Things And Sharing whatever You Find There are No Words to Thank You But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine Did Anyone Ever Tell You

Just How Much They Like You Well, My Dearest Friend Today I am Telling You Glad we are friends! Have a great day and pass this on!

Section 49-O Of The Constitution Of India

Did you know that there is a system in our constitution, as per the 1969 act, in section "49-O" that a person can go to the polling booth, Confirm his identity, get his finger marked and convey the presiding Election officer that he doesn't want to vote anyone! Yes such a feature is available, but obviously these seemingly Notorious leaders have never disclosed it. This is called "49-O". Why should you go and say "I VOTE NOBODY"... Because, in a ward, if a Candidate wins, say by 123 votes, and that particular ward has Received "49-O" votes more than 123, then that polling will be Cancelled and will have to be re-polled. Not only that, but the Candidature of the contestants will be removed and they cannot contest The re-polling, since people had already expressed their decision on Them.

This would bring fear into parties and hence look for genuine Candidates for their parties for election. This would change the way, Of our whole political system... It is seemingly surprising why the Election commission has not revealed such a feature to the public.... Please spread this news to as many as you know... Seems to be a Wonderful weapon against corrupt parties in India ... Show your power,Expressing your desire not to vote for anybody, is even more powerful Than voting... So don't miss your chance.

So either vote, or vote not to vote (vote 49-O) and pass this info On... Use your voting right for a better INDIA

How Guys Xpress Their Love!!!

>>>> >> >>>>how guys xpress their love!!! > >>>> >> > >>>> > >>>> >> >>>>When a GUY is quiet and is > >>>> >> >>>>alone, > >>>> >> >>>>He's is thinking how good you > >>>> >> >>>> > >>>> >> >>>>When a GUY is lying on his bed, > >>>> >> >>>>He is thinking deeply why he loves you. > >>>> >> >>>> > >>>> >> >>>>When a GUY looks at you in your eyes, > >>>> >> >>>>He wants to tell you how much he loves > >>>> >> >>>>you and > >>>> >> >>>>how important you're. > >>>> >> >>>> > >>>> >> >>>>When a GUY answers "I'm Fine" >after > >>>> >> >>>>awhile, > >>>> >> >>>>He is not and feels hurts. > >>>> >> >>>> > >>>> >> >>>>When a GUY > >>>> >>keep asking you the same > >>>> >> >>>>question, > >>>> >> >>>>He is wondering why you are lying. > >>>> >> >>>> > >>>> >> >>>>When a GUY hugs you while sleeping, > >>>> >> >>>>He is wishing that you belongs to him > >>>> >> >>>>forever. > >>>> >> >>>> > >>>> >> >>>>When a GUY calls you everyday, > >>>> >> >>>>He Miss You and wants your >attention. > >>>> >> >>>> > >>>> >> >>>>When a GUY wants to see you everyday, > >>>> >> >>>>He cares for you and want to know how > >>>> >> >>>>are you > >>>> >> >>>>today. > >>>> >> >>>>

> >>>> >> >>>>When a GUY sms's u everyday, > >>>> >> >>>>He wants you to know he is fine. > >>>> >> >>>> > >>>> >> >>>>When a GUY says I love you, > >>>> >> >>>>He really means it. > >>>> >> >>>> > >>>> >> >>>>When a GUY says that he can't > >>>> >>live > >>>> > >> >>>>without you, > >>>> >> >>>>He has made up his mind that you are his > >>>> >> >>>>future > >>>> >> >>>>wife. > >>>> >> >>>> > >>>> >> >>>>When a GUY says "I Miss You", > >>>> >> >>>>He wants to see you immeditely. > >>>> >> >>>> > >>>> >> >>>>Repost this bulletin in 10 minute and you > >>>> >> >>>>will get Happiness > >>>> >> >>>>If you not repost this bulletin you will get > >>>> >> >>>>bad luck... > >>>> >> >>>> > >>>> >> >>>>******GooD >LuCKY!!!!*** ****

You Can Try It Out For Yourself

How true is it for you? The birth date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing. To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the birth date together like in the example until there is only one digit. The Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want it will just color your choice differently. Example: March 20, 1950 3 + 20 + 1950 =973 = + 9 + 7 + 3 =0 = + 0 = 2 is the Birth Number to read for the birth date in the example. You are the _____, #1 THE ORIGINATOR #2 THE PEACEMAKER #3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY #4 THE CONSERVATIVE #5 THE NONCONFORMIST

#6 THE ROMANTIC #7 THE INTELLECTUAL #8 THE BIG SHOT #9 THE PERFORMER

# 1 - THE ORIGINATOR 1's are originals. Coming up with n! ew ideas and executing them is natural. Having things their own way is another trait that gets them as being stubborn and arrogant. 1's are extremely honest and do well to learn some diplomacy skills. They like to take the initiative and are often leaders or bosses, as they like to be the best. Being self-employed is definitely helpful for them. Lesson to learn: Others' ideas might be just as good or better and to stay open minded. Famous 1's: Tom Hanks, Robert Redford, Hulk Hogan, Carol Burnett, Wynona Judd, Nancy Reagan, Raquel Welch. # 2 - THE PEACEMAKER 2's are the born diplomats. They are aware of others' needs and moods and often think of others before themselves. Naturally analytical and very intuitive they don't like to be alone. Friendship and companionship is very important and can lead them to be successful in life, but on the other hand they'd rather be alone than in an uncomfortable relationship. Being naturally! shy they should learn to boost their self-esteem and express themselves freely and seize the moment and not put things off. Famous 2's: President Bill Clinton, Madonna, Whoppie Goldberg, Thomas Edison, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. # 3 - THE LIFE OF THE PARTY 3's are idealists. They are very creative, social, charming, romantic, and easygoing. They start many things, but don't always see them through. They like others to be happy and go to great lengths to achieve it. They are very popular and idealistic. They should learn to see the world from a more realistic point of view. Famous 3's: Alan Alda, Ann Landers, Bill Cosby, Melanie Griffith, Salvador Dali,Jody Foster. # 4 - THE CONSERVATIVE 4's are sensible and traditional. They like order and routine. They only act when they fully understand what they are expected to do. They like getting their hands dirty and working hard. They are attracted to the outdoors and feel an affinity with nature. They are prepared to wait and can be stubborn and persistent. They should learn to be more flexible and to be nice to themselves. Famous 4's: Neil Diamond, Margaret Thatcher, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tina Turner, Paul Hogan, Oprah Winfrey

# 5 - THE NONCONFORMIST 5's are the explorers. Their natural curiosity, risk taking, and enthusiasm often land them in hot water. They need diversity, and don't like to be stuck in a rut. The whole world is their school and they see a learning possibility in every situation. The questions never stop. They are well advised to look before they take action and make sure they have all the facts before jumping to conclusions. Famous 5's: Abraham Lincoln, Charlotte Bronte, Jessica Walter, Vincent Van Gogh, Bette Midler, Helen Keller and Mark Hamil. # 6 - THE ROMANTIC 6's are idealistic and need to feel useful to be happy. A strong family connection is im! portant to them. Their emotions influence their decisions. They have a strong urge to take care of others and to help. They are very loyal and make great teachers. They like art or music. They make loyal friends who take the friendship seriously. 6's should learn to differentiate between what they can change and what they cannot. Famous 6's: Albert Einstein, Jane Seymour, John Denver, Meryl Streep, Christopher Columbus, Goldie Hawn. # 7 - THE INTELLECTUAL 7's are the searchers. Always probing for hidden information, they find it difficult to accept things at face value. Emotions don't sway their decisions. Questioning everything in life, they don't like to be questioned themselves. They're never off to a fast start, and their motto is slow and steady wins the race. They come across as philosophers and being very knowledgeable, and sometimes as loners. They are technically inclined and make great researchers uncovering infor! mation. They like secrets. They live in their own world and should learn what is acceptable and what not in the world at large. Famous 7's: William Shakespeare, Lucille Ball, Michael Jackson, Joan Baez, Princess Diana. # 8 - THE BIG SHOT 8's are the problem solvers. They are professional, blunt and to the point, have good judgment and are decisive. They have grandiose plans and like to live the good life. They! are take charge people. They view people objectively. They let you know in no uncertain terms that they are the boss. They should learn to x-ud their decisions on their own needs rather than on what others want. Famous 8's: Edgar Cayce, Barbra Streisand, George Harrison, Jane Fonda, Pablo Picasso, Aretha Franklin, Nostrodamus # 9 - THE PERFORMER

9's are natural entertainers. They are very caring and generous, giving away their last dollar to help. With their charm, they have no problem making frie! nds and nobody is a stranger to them. They have so many different personalities that people around them have a hard time understanding them. They are like chameleons, ever changing and blending in. They have tremendous luck, but also can suffer from extremes in fortune and mood. To be successful, they need to build a loving foundation. Famous 9's: Albert Schweitzer, Shirley MacLaine, Harrison Ford, Steinem, Jimmy Carter, Elvis Presley, Pradeep

Never Light A Candle In A/C Room

Very important - NEVERLIGHT CANDLE in A/C ROOM. Prevention is Better than cure.. Please read this and pass on... NEVER LIGHT CANDLE in A.C. ROOM. A friend in our group passed away last week due to carbon-mono-oxide poisoning. It happened when she lighted an aroma the raputic candle for the night in a room with air-conditioner ON. Due to lack of oxygen in the room, the burning of the candle cannot fully oxidize & thus forms dangerous carbon monoxide. Carbon monoxide will prevent oxygen exchange in the lungs, resulting in the person dozing off to a state of unconsciousness & eventually death in less than an hour, depending on the room size. This email is to make you aware of such danger when lighting aroma the raputic candles in any unventilated rooms. Please forward this e-mail to all your loved ones and friends.

Never Fall In Love......Always Rise In Love....Love & Smil

LOVE starts with a SMILE , grows with a KISS , and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forge! t. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.

DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE! . Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry? Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them. Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end. Most people walk in and out of your life, but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart. Send this on to everyone special in your life, even the people who really make you MAD sometimes and to the people whose lives you want to be in!!! And send it back to the person who sent it to you if they mean something to you!! Remember, every minute spent angry is sixty seconds of happiness wasted. AWESOME PRAYER: May today there be peace within you. May you trust God that you are exactly where you are meant to be. "I believe that friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly." Never fall in Love......Always Rise in Love....

Thats Love
If you love some one because you think that he or she is really gorgeous ....then it's not love .. it's "Infatuation"

If you love some one because you think that you shouldn't leave him because others think that you shouldn't ... then it's not love.. it's "Compromise"

If you love some one because you have been kissed by him ... then it's not love.. it's "Inferiority complex"

If you love some one because you cannot leave him thinking that it would hurt his feelings .. then it's not love .. it's "Charity"

If you love some one because you share every thing with him ... then it's not love... it's "Friendship"

BUT... If you feel the pain of the other person more than him even when he is stable and you cry for him ... that's "LOVE"

If you get attracted to other people but stay with him without any regrets... that's "LOVE"

If you let him go knowing that he has to go but he doesn't want to ... that's "LOVE"

An Interesting Love Letter

An Interesting LOVE LETTER >My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda), you are my TVS SCOOTY (first >love) and my AIWA (pure passion). >I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (better than the best) > >You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (delivering a million smiles) for me. >This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL ( seriously fresh ) feeling for me. >I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your >father who >is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (born >tough) but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine) and rest >of our family members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones). >If they say no, we will run away and get marry and PHILIPS (let's make >things better). They will feel MARINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I >believe in COCA COLA (jo chahe ho jaye). Trust in God who's always ! NOKIA >(connecting people) who love each other. And we are WILLS ( made! For each >other). >Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that >love is DAIRY MILK (real taste of life),

>SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast easy) and PARX (always comfortable). >Don't worry; it is new COCA COLA (life ho to aisye!). >Ok bye! I wrote little but PEPSI ( yeh dil mange more ). >LG (digitally yours). An Interesting LOVE LETTER

A Lovely Lesson For Life!!!!

A lovely lesson for life!!!! A student asks a teacher: What is love? The teacher said: in order to answer your question, go to the paddy field and choose the biggest paddy and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick. The student went to the field, go thru first row,he saw one big paddy,but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him Later, when he finished more than half of the paddy field, he start to realize that the paddy is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand. The teacher told him, this is love... you keep looking for a better one,but when later you realize, you have already miss the person.

The student asked: What is marriage then? The teacher said: In order to answer your question, go to the corn fieldand choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick. The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfied, and came back to the teacher. The teacher told him, this time you bring back a corn.... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage.

100 Words Every High School Graduate Should Know

100 Words Every High School Graduate Should Know by Editors of the American Heritage Dictionaries (Editor)

100 Words That All High School Graduates And Their Parents Should Know BOSTON, MA The editors of the American Heritage dictionaries have compiled a list of 100 words they recommend every high school graduate should know. "The words we suggest," says senior editor Steven Kleinedler, "are not meant to be exhaustive but are a benchmark against which graduates and their parents can measure themselves. If you are able to use these words correctly, you are likely to have a superior command of the language." The following is the entire list of 100 words: abjure abrogate abstemious acumen antebellum auspicious belie bellicose bowdlerize chicanery chromosome churlish circumlocution circumnavigate deciduous deleterious diffident enervate enfranchise epiphany equinox euro evanescent expurgate facetious fatuous feckless fiduciary filibuster gamete gauche gerrymander hegemony hemoglobin homogeneous hubris hypotenuse impeach incognito incontrovertible inculcate infrastructure interpolate irony

jejune kinetic kowtow laissez faire lexicon loquacious lugubrious metamorphosis mitosis moiety nanotechnology nihilism nomenclature nonsectarian notarize obsequious oligarchy omnipotent orthography oxidize parabola paradigm parameter pecuniary photosynthesis plagiarize plasma polymer precipitous quasar quotidian recapitulate reciprocal reparation respiration sanguine soliloquy subjugate suffragist supercilious tautology taxonomy tectonic tempestuous thermodynamics totalitarian unctuous usurp vacuous vehement vortex winnow wrought xenophobe yeoman

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Men Are Like(Humor)

Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

1. Men are like . .... Laxatives . ..... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ...... Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like . Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ..... . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .... . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ... Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ........... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots .......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

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Some Powerful Words

The most destructive habit.........................Worry The greatest Joy...................................Giving The worst pastime .................................Criticism The best award ....................................Appreciation The greatest loss..................................Loss of self-respect The most satisfying work...........................Helping others

The ugliest personality trait......................Selfishness The most endangered species........................Dedicated leaders Our greatest natural resource......................Our youth The greatest "shot in the arm".....................Encouragement The greatest problem to overcome...................Fear The most effective sleeping pill...................Peace of mind The most crippling failure disease.................Excuses The most powerful force in life....................Love The most dangerous pariah..........................A gossiper The most incredible computer.......................The brain The worst company..................................Privilege seekers The best thing to be without ......................Jealousy The worst thing to be without......................Hope The deadliest weapon...............................The tongue The two most power-filled words...................."I Can" The greatest asset.................................Faith The most worthless emotion.........................Self-pity The most prized possession.........................Integrity The most powerful channel of communication.........Prayer The most contagious spirit.........................Enthusiasm The most beautiful attire..........................SMILE! Everyone needs this list to live by...pass it along!!