USTAAD – ANAS

JAMURA – AARNAV
BACHA - ?
RAMIWAS – ISHU
KISHOR – RISHAB (NOT SURE)
PARVATI – BANI
SUNITA – RIDHIMA
MANAK – HARKIRAT ( NOT SURE )
N1 – ABHISHEK
N2 – HARSHIT
N3 – (NOT SURE)
RAMAN - RISHAB
POLICE – JANNAT

DHAFLI BEATS

Aare aoo aoo natak dekho -2

Bade maze ka natak dekho..
Aare bin paise ka natak dekhoo..
Aoo aoo natak dekho -2
Aare dur kyun ho beth ke dekhoo..
Aare khade kyun ho beth ke dekhoo..
Aoo aoo natak dekhoo -2

[ustaad enters the stage beating his damruu]

Ustaad – meherbaan kadardaan sahebaan , buddhee bache aur jawaan , naukri girlfriend aur biwi se
pareshan , waqt ke tagaze me , aap ki farmaish aur public ki demand pr pesh e kidmat… to bnd kr
lijiye muh aur khol lijiye kaan ,dhyaan se dekhiye jo dikhata hu meri jaan pr isse phle me apko natak
dikhauu mai bulata hu meri akhoo ka noor, mere dil ka sukoon , mere lakht e jigar JAMURAAAA!!

Jamurraaa
Jamuraaa khaaa gyaaa?

[jamura enters the stage with a bacha]

Jamura – [surprise hokr] ustaad pne shaadi kr li! Aur bacha bhi ho gya aur itna bda bhi ho gya aur
mujhe btaya nhi… koi nhi ustaad me bhi apko apni shadi pr nhi bulaunga

Ustaad – mene koi shadi nhi ki haiii jamuree!

Jamuraa – achaa smj gyaa! Ab bta do ye konse gul ka gulshaan haiiii

[bacha starts crying]

Ustaad – [gusse me jamuree ko laat marta hai] bnd kr apni bakwass aur iss bache ko chup kraa!

[jamuraa bche ko chup krata hai lekin bacha chup nhi hota]

Jamuraa – [gusse me] kha se lekr aye ho isse utaad chup hi nhi hotaa!
Ustaad – ye bacha lawaris hai iska koi nhi h iss duniya mee! Isko akela nhi chod skta thaa isliye sath
le ayaa

Jamuraa – [rone ki acting krta hai] to ab aap isko jamura bna doge aur mujhe nikal dogeee

Ustaad - haan jamuree! Tune mere dil ki baat bol diii vesse bhi tu aj kal meri baat kha manta haii?!

Jamuuraa – kyaaa?

[jamura ustaad ke paire me gir jaata haii]

Jamuraa – ustaad ap mere sath esa mt kro me ab se apkii… ab se kya aj se hi apki saari baate
manungaa!

Usstaad – acha chl uth jaa abb! Ab iss bche ki naak saaf kr deee

[jamuraa soch me pd jata haii uske sath kya ho gya]

[jamuraa uss bche ki naak saaf krta haii pr bacha chup nhi hota]

Jamurraa – ustaad iss bche ko chup krao naaa… pleaseee!

Ustaad – isko chup krane ka bus ek hi tarika hai mujhe isko kahani sunani pdegiii

[ye sunte hi bacha chup ho jata haii]

Jamuraa – ustaad ap to hr baar kahani sunnate hu aj ek kahani me apko sunauu! Btaoo sunogeee?!

Ustaad – arree zarur jamuree bilkul sunengee!

[jamuraa kahani sunani start krta haii]

Scene 1

[RAMNIWAS and KISHOR (Bada bhai ramniwas ka) beth kr chai pee rhe hote hai PARVATI and
SUNITA (kishor ki wife) kitchen me kaam kr rhe hote hai tabhi manak ( unka beta ) ball se khelta hua
aa jaata haiii]

Manak – papa papaa apne meko promise kra tha ap meko mere 13th bday pr merko bike dilaogee

Kishor – haan haan dila dunga beta!

[sunita conversation sunkar kitchen se aati haii]

Sunitaaa – ek baar vps bolna kya bola tum dono nee?!

Manak – me papa se apni bike ki baat kr rha thaa

Sunitaa – kuch nhi milega umar nhi teri bikee chalane kii!

Manak – apko me bacha lgta hu kyaa? Me ab jawann ho gya hu [proudly]

Sunitaa – ek thapadd pda na to sari jawani bhaar aa jayegii aur tummm sun lo koi zarurt nhi hai bike
kii

Kishor – haan haan thik haiii thik haii

[Manak gusse me ball phk kr jaata hai aur vo ramniwas ke chai ke cup pr lgti haii aur chai uske kpdo
pr gir jaati hai]

Ramiwaass – areee yaarr! Iss ghr me insaan 2 min chain se beth kr chai bhi nhi pee sktaa subhee
subhhee draame shuru ho jayenge

[ramiwass apne jutte dhundta hai use ek hi juta dikhta haii]

Ramniwass – parvatii ohh parvatiii mera dusra jutta khaa haii?!

Parvatii – ohh hoo kya ho gyaa subhe subhee kyu chilaa rhe hoo?

Ramniwass – tu meraa saman ek jgha rkhaa krr thik haii?

Parvattii – mee kitne kaam kru tumharaa ghr bhi me sambhalu aur tumhari chize bhi me smbhaluu!

Ramiwass – mera dusra jutta kha hai ye bta buss aur jaa yaha see!

Parvatii – subhee subhee chda kr aye ho kyaa? Per me hi to pehn rkha haii

[ramniwas dusra jutta pehnta hai aur factory ke liye nikal jaata haii]

Paarvati – aree kahana to le jaoo!

Ramniwass – tu degi tabhi to lekr jaunga laa de jaldii

[parvati box deti haii ramniwass jaata haii parvatii vps awaz lagati haii]

Parvatii – sunnoooo!

Ramniwass – chup kr chupp ab jaane de mujee dimag khrab kr deti hai roz

Paarvatii – me to bus helmet de rhi thii

Ramniwass – nhi chaiye tera helmat rkh apne pass

Paarvatii – nhi chlegii ye bina helmet ke yaad hai na dahej me lekr aai thiii!

Ramniwass – aree haan abhii yaad aaya tabhi ye teri trh khtaara haii sasur jii ne apna sara khtara
maal meko de diyaa

Paarvatii – [face expressions]

[ramniwass factory ke liye nikl jaata haii and raste me uska accident ho jaata haiii]
Raman – aree bhai ye kya kr diya jb gadhi chlani nhi aati to kyu chla rhe ho?

Ramniwass – aree bhaiyaa tum kr chlaoo tume itnii badi bike nhi dikhtii andhe ho kyaa?

Raman – apna ilzaam mere upar mt daalo me aram se aa rha tha ye to vhi baat ho gyii ulta chorr
kotwal ko daatee!

[vo dono kalesh krna shuru krte hai aur n1 n2 unhe chudate hai]

N1 – are bhai ladai mt kro usme tum dono ki hi koi glti nhi hai iski asli vjh ye gaddhee haii

N2 –aur ye koi nayi baat nhi haii yahaa ese accident roz hottee haii

Raman – to tum log ye sb dekhte ho kyaa? Tumhe complaint krni chaiye iski nagar nigam ko ese to
logo ki jaan khtre me hai aur unki gadiyo ka nuksan hota vo alg

N1 – are hm bhot complaint kr chuke hai aur to aur hmne nagar nigm ke itne chkr bhi lga chuke haii
pr abhi tak hme koi jwab nhi mila hai

N2 – roz akhbaar me pdte haii ki nagar nigm ko itne crore ka budget mila haii pr tab bhi inn logo ne
sadak thik nhi krii

[pause]

Ustaad – bachee tujhe pta hai isme jo chiz dikh rhe use kya khte hai?

Bacha – nhi pta ustaad bta do?

Ustaad – iss chiz ko corruption bolte hai sarkar ne to apna kaam kr diya budget pass krne ka pr jo
vade unhone aam janta se kre the vo unhone pure nhi kree jisski vjh se hazaro log roz apni jaan dao
pr lgakr in rasto se jaate hai

Bacha – to ustaad vo paisa kha gya?

Ustaad – vo paisa beech se hi gayab ho jaata hai!

Jamuraa – chloo ustaad me chlaa

Ustaad – kha chla kahani to suna purii?

Jamurraa – nhi aap phle apna kr lo kahani ka kya hai!

Ustaad – acha acha sunaa abb!

Scene 2

[ramniwas factory phoch jata hai]

Ramniwass – chlo phle hi bhot late ho gya hai kaam shuru krte hai
[ramniwas machine start krta hai use bhot tej awaz ati hai aur ganda kala dhuaa machine se niklta
hai]

Ramniwass – are isme se itni awaz aur dhuaa kyu aa rhi hai?

Voice over – report krde report!

Kishor – are ramniwas kya hua? Ek to late aya hai ghr se itni jldi nikl gya tha abhi tak tune kaam nhi
shuru kraa?

Ramniwass – bhaiya me kaam shuru krne wala tha pr machine se dhua aur awaze aa rhi hai!

Kishor – itna kuch zada nhi hai abhi isse kaam chl skta haii!

Ramniwass – bhaiyaa isse to logo ko dikkat hogi nah me bhi dikkat hogi vo gnda dhuaa hmare body
me bhi jaega!

Kishor – zada dikkat hai to khud thik kra lo me nhi kra rha thik! Tuje bakkiyo ki bdi chinta! Tuje tera
paisa time pr mil rha hai naa to yaha zada bhasn mt jhad!

Ramniwass – sorry bhaiyaa gussa mt ho , meko kya apko aur merko dono ko jb paisa time se mil rha
hai to hme kya lena denaa!

[dono baat krte hue factory ke bhar aa jaate hai]

[sare log naare lgaate hai]

Band kro bnd kro iss factory ko bnd kroo! X 2

Kishor – kya hua ramuu? Bhar itni bheed kyu ho rkhi hai?

Ramu [security] – kishor babuu ye log apse baat krna chate hai ye bhot gusse me hai!

Kishor – aane do inhee andar!

[log andar aate hai]

N1 – [gusse me] tum logo ko residential area me industrys daalne permission kisne di hai?

N2 – managar sahab ye hme bhot dikat de rhi hai hm log in awazo ki vjh se na so paa rhe hai na
shanti se apna koi kaam kr paa rhe hai!

N3 – hmare ghr me 60-70 saal ke buudhe hai aur 10-12 saal bache bhi haii chotee iss sbse unhe
dikkat aa rhi haii unka swasth khrab ho rha hai

N1 – aur to aur iss area ka aqi jo phle 100-150 hota tha ab vo 400-450 ho gya haii

Kishor – ye meri dikkat nhi hai tumhari hai tum dekhoo… tum jo kr skte ho kr lo me kuch nhi krungaa
tumhe jispr jana hai dekh lo me apne aap nipat lunga!

[pause]
[ustaad enters beating his damruu]

Ustaad – dekh rhe ho dostoo iss sb ki vjh se factory me kaam krne wale worker ko bhi dikkat ho rhi
hai pr inn jese logo ko to sirff paise se mtlab hai

Jamuraa – ustaad ek chiz btauu! Paisa to meko bhi acha lgta hai agr mere pass itna paisa hota to me
apki laat nhi khata balki Bangkok me massage kra rha hotaa

Ustaad – jamureeee sapne se bhaar aa jaa! Kyuki esa kuch nhi hone wala

Bachaa – ustaad inko kuch krna chaiye logo ko bhi inki factory ki vjh se dikat ho rhi haii

Ustaad – bachheee ye kalyug chl rha hai yaha koi mare ya jeeye kisi ko koi frk nhi pdtaa! inn jese logo
ko sirf apne paise ka ghamand hai aur koi inke khilaf complaint kr dega to ye dhamki de kr un logo ko
chup kra dete hai!

Jamuraa – achaa aage sunoo ab!

Scene 3

[police wale uncle phn pr baat kr rhe hai aur manak teji se bike chla kr aata hai aur uncle ko thok
deta hai aur khud bhi gir jaata hai]

[police wala gir ke khda hota hai]

Police – Haan ree tanee dikhee ko ni itna lamba choda insaan maarungii na saale ke do kan paaati pe
thik ho jega!

Manak – sorry uncle sorry!

Police – are tu to balak hai! Ek to tu bike chlaa rhaa vo bhi itni tej

Manak – sorry uncle agli baar se nhi hoga

Police – beta agli baar ki baat chod tu eb tu mane apne baapu ka no. de de uste hi baat krungi me

Manak – [strts crying no. deta hai]

Police – [call kisshor] haan bhai kishor naam hai thare baapu ka

Manak – haan

Police – haanjii mr. kishor bol rhe! apke londe ne gaadi thok di hai

Kishorr – aap kon? Aur kese? kya huaa?

Police – are tu ye sb chod tu mne thane me aake mil

[cut the call and take manak to thana]

Kishor – sunita ko to phn kru [calls sunita]

Sunita – hello bolo!

Kishor – manak ka accident ho gya hai police wale ka phn aya hai thane bula rhe haii jaldi aajaa!

Sunitaa – areeee ree kyaaa? Keseee? Kabb?

Kishor – kab kesee chod aja jldiii! [cut the call]

[vo police station phochte haii]

[manak police wale ke sath betha h]

Manak – muummyy papaaa! [rote rote] aa gye ap?a na

Sunitaa – beta tujhse kahi lgi to nhii? Thik hai tu! Phle rona bnd kr!

Police – aree maidam yo chinta to tanee bike dilane se phle dikhani chaiye thii
Phle tham log aram te betho hun fursat te baat krengee

[vo bethte hai]

Kishor – aree sahab saaf saaf btao mere bche ko kuch hua to nhii hai

Police – thara ladka itni speed me bike chla rha thaa jese iski koi train chute jar hi hoo!

Sunita – dhire chlane me tera kya chla jaiyegaa! Uddani zaruri hi teko hawai jahaj nhi chla rha tu bike
chla rha haiii bikeeee!

Kishor – kl se lkr diha tu bikee

Police – bhenjii jitni glti is balak ki hai utni hi thum logo ki hai! chloo vo to nadaan hai balak hai thum
logo me to dimag hona chaiye tha na thume to bera hai na ki 18 saal te upar ke balak ko bike deni
chaiye aur yo to 18 te niche hai thumne isse gaadi kyu de dii!
Balako ko to nu lage hai hm bade ho gye hai aur hme bike scooty mil jaani chaiye aur tahare jese
maa baap balako ko scooty bike de bhi dete hai pher aage chaye balak 120 ki speed pr hi kyu na
bhage ho

Sunita - sahi kh rhe ho sahab aap hmse bhot badi glti ho gyii

Kishor – hme isko bike nhi deni abhi to iske itni chot nhi lgi bhagwaan na kre isko zada lg jaati inka to
khel ho jaate aage jo hmko jhelna pdta vo chiz alg

Police – chloo thum log smj gye to aage te balka ne gaadiya bike scooty na de ab aap log kuch kagzi
kaarvahi puri kr dijiyee aur apne ghr ke chirag ko le jaiyee aur isnee ghr ja ke aaram te beth kr
smjhaiyee!

[vo vps ghr ke liye niklte aur car me bethe hote hai]

Sunitaa – aur do apne ladle ko bikee kr diya kaand

Kishor – haan haan saari glti meri hi to hai mene hi to sr pr chda rkha hai tune to kuch kra hi nhi

Sunita – mene to mna kra tha tumhe hi lgi thi bday gift dene kii

Kishorr – mera sar pht rha hai phle factory ke kalesh jhelu phir tumharee tu ye sb chod aur mujhe
paani dee!

Sunita – yaha paani nhi hai apni side dekhoo!

[kishor dekhta hai aur smne se truck teji me aata hai aur unki gaadi ka jor dar accident ho jaata hai]

[tunes bjti haiii sad waliii]

Jamurraa – [emotional hokr] to ustaad kesii lgi kahaniii!

Ustaad – tu roo kyu rha hai jamuree? Ye to sirf ek kahani haii!

Jamuraa – ye kahani nhi ustaad ye meri kahanii haii! Vo bacha jisne gaadi thoki vo me huu! Aj ye
kahani sunnate wqt muje apne mummy papa ki yaad aa rhi hai kassh uss din mene ye glti naa ki hotii
to aj mere mummy-papa zinda hotee! Aur me aj jamura na bna hota

Ustaad – jaamureee! Ye teri kahani haii!

Bachaa – mere mummy papa ka bhi ese hi accident hua tha koi gaadi wala nashe me tha aur usne
unki car ko zor se tkr maar di aur me anath ho gyaa!

Jamuraa – bachee tu anath nhi hai tujhe me palungaa aur tujhee vo bnaunga jo me bn na ska me to
jamuraa bn gya pr teko me ese jamura nhi bnne dunga tu kisi ke ishaaro pr nhi naachegaa!

Ustaad – waah jamurree! Tu itna bda kb ho gyaa!

Jamurraa – apke sathh rh kr bda ho hi gyaa!

END!

{SAB AA JAENGE JO JO PLAY ME THA}

VOICE OVER
To umid krta hu ap logo ko hmara ye natak psnd aya hogaa hm jo chiz aap logo tk phochana chate
the shyd vo phoch gyii haiii

EVERYONE WILL SAY THIS

Sadak suraksha ka tum rakho dhyaan

Durghtnaa me naa jaye kisi ki jaan
Helmet seat belt hai zaruri
Ye rkhte hai maut se durii
Ghr pr kr rhAa hai koi apka intazaar
Sadak suraksha ka tum rkho dhyaan