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ABSTRACT
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Page
Introduction................................ 1
Public Aesthetics and Spatial Theory
Chapter One................................. 20
Meaning and Monumentality: the Specificity
of the Berlin Wall
Chapter Two................................. 37
Critical Public Art, Critical Democracy and
the Contradictions of Public Representation
Chapter Three............................... 75
The CCMM Context: the Ideology of
Redevelopment
Conclusion................................. 116
After the "End of History"
Bibliography............................... 129
Illustrations.............................. 164
ILLUSTRATIONS
Illustrations...
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Ie nouveau monde des affaires et point nevralgique du commerce mondial de
Montreal. Entrez dans une extraordinaire ville interieure au coeur de la vie
montrealaise.
Affaires internationales ♦ Congres ♦ Missions commerciales ♦ Expositions
♦ Bureaux ♦ Boutiques ♦ Restaurants ♦ Hotel Inter-Continental Montreal.
the notion that there are "winners" in the first place, and by
of utopian hopes. Wolf wrote that for the East Germans, the
however, tie warns that "our desire for closure is lodged too
8Wolf, 296.
’For a critique of conservative postmodernism, see Terry
Eagleton, "Capitalism, Modernism and Postmodernism," in
Francis Frascin and Jonathan Harris, eds. Art in Modern
Culture: An Anthology of Critical Texts (London: Phaidon
Press, 1992) 91.
10Work influenced by conceptualism, for instance, work which
is politically challenging and which critiques pervasive forms
of cynicism is attacked as authoritarian or propagandistic, or
even more insidiously, as bad art. For a look at the workings
of liberal art discourse in New York in the late 1970s and
early 1980s, see Rosalyn Deutsche and Cara Gendel Ryan, "The
Fine Art of Gentrification," October #31 (Winter 1984) 91-111.
7
study.
writes,
works in a highly complex way. It has something of a
dialogue about it, in that it implies a tacit agreement,
a non-aggressive pact, a contract, as it were, of non
violence. It imposes a reciprocity, and a communality of
use.19
from practice."20
21Shields, 40.
14
“Shields, 31.
15
body.
writes, is
space as directly lived through its associated images and
symbols, and hence the space of "inhabitants" and
"users"... This is the dominated - and hence passively
experienced - space which the imagination seeks to change
and appropriate. It overlays physical space, making use
of its objects. Thus representational spaces may be
said, though again with certain exceptions, to tend
towards more or less coherent systems of non-verbal
symbols and signs.25
means of display. The next chapter moves away from the case
colonial metropolis.
Because the City of Montreal1 s ' Service de la culture'
took great care in choosing a site for its Wall fragment, a
significant collection of documents can be found in its
19
practices.
CHAPTER 1
aesthetic element, which in the 1980s made the Berlin Wall the
item. And like the slabs, these souvenirs were valued for the
the Western face of the border system was set back on East
23
(i.e. Fig.8) This is not surprising since West Berlin was the
place where this art movement most clearly developed. In the
states:
democracy.13
Both the graffiti work on the original site of the Berlin
site. As such
context was extended to encompass the individual site's
symbolic, social, and political meanings as well as the
discursive and historical circumstances within which
artwork, spectator, and site are situated.14
fragment. ’
Fritz Grasshoff.
multivalent significance.19
would like to reinsert the notion that the CCMM display has
specific connotations that are related to the history of its
construction, use and consequent consumption. These
public art and the work that artists have produced dealing
with the issues concerning public monuments at the time of the
idealist aesthetics.
communication.
gallery art - from the side of the collective rather than the
representation. He writes,
forms.
Control over the realm of the arts, as Hermant argues, was but
20Hermant, 120-121.
21Anthony Vidler, discussed in Lewis, "What Is To Be Done,"
31-32.
51
destruction.
A second conclusion can be surmised. Gregoire's desire to
As Lewis claims,
Gregoire was beginning to articulate a sense of the
discontinuity which overdetermines the symbolic realm and
how that discontinuity would always already be part of
any monument's history. It is a discontinuity that
ultimately inscribes within the work a built-in
obsolescence; and it is this built-in obsolescence which
will ultimately allow the work to be rescued by a museum
where it will also take its place in the national
history of a country, its patrimony of permanence.22
to this condition.
28Choay, 17.
55
with redemption.
31Buck-Morss, 316-317.
32Buck-Morss, 89.
33Buck-Morss, 224.
57
remaining fragments.
3SBuck-Morss, 241.
58
monuments kept them in currency, and this was because of, and
the CIA has en entire row outside its headquarters, and even
Komar & Melamid, and Lenin's own posing of the phrase, Lewis'
monument [is] its ability to be always more and less than the
Lewis' copies were one third the size of the original. They
were exhibited individually in Oxford, England (June 1990),
Quebec City (November 1990), Montreal (February 1991), and
similar film by Stephan Sachs, And saw what should be done. ..,
documents the recent reconstruction of a gigantic statue of
Kaiser Wilhelm (at Koblenz) which was destroyed by American
troops in 1945. See "Images of History," Kinema Kommunale
(March/April 1995).
specificity.
who died in 1988, was also well-known for his support of the
remain there for three weeks. Only nine days later, however,
it had been stolen, and this, after people had seen it tipped
over and pulled off its pedestal. Was Lenin kidnapped by the
its destruction?52
Inviting viewers to respond to his proposal for the site,
share the same economy. The response, though, could have been
detractors,
with those who refuse to accept, like good sports, the
liberal credo that everything is permitted because
nothing is for real. For the very defacement of these
works returns to them something of that dignity and
danger which spoils in an atmosphere of cynical
consumption.53
Indeed, and this points to a flaw in Lewis' seamless
description of the technology of public art, and that is his
53Payne, 31.
70
project than does the average work of public art, and this, if
only negatively.
this case the city of Hamburg invited Jochen Gerz and Esther
Fascism, War and Violence and for Peace and Human Rights.
read:
public art change with it. In the case of the Montreal Wall
public, but can and have affected the way contemporary culture
that are favoured by them. The history of the CCMM site will
Wall fragment.
The development of the 'Centre de commerce mondial de
considerations.
In the pages below, I will examine a section of real
scale and the speed at which it was planned and executed are
also characteristic of transformations in the
construction/destruction capacities of contemporary
urban planning.2
as progress.5
Postmodernism, however, cannot be simply reabsorbed within
remarks:
In this cynical time of the "end-of-history, " adults know
better than to believe in social utopias of any kind -
those of production and consumption. Utopian fantasy is
quarantined, contained within the boundaries of theme
parks and tourist preserves, like some ecologically
threatened but nonetheless dangerous zoo animal.6
contradictions of modernism.
that the work done by conceptual artists in the late 1960s and
writes,
holds that the visual components of the city - monuments,
buildings, parks, art - contain inherent, fixed and
autonomous aesthetic value. The "beautiful city," by
definition, has no social function except an ahistorical
one - to nourish the transcendent inner visions of the
unchanging human spirit. From yet another point of view,
the symbolic nature of urban structures is openly
celebrated, but such objects are believed to express
essential values and beliefs adhered to by a united
society. All these idealist notions, projected onto
architecture, disavow the social production of meaning.
When, in turn, they are projected by architecture, they
are instrumental in securing consent to urban political
82
ideologically motivated.11
connect Old Montreal with the St. Catherine and Rene Levesque
time, the project's effect on the entire city centre was said
by promoters to be as momentous as the building of Place
and new immigrants. By the early 1990s, the City was losing
Port of Montreal.20
of post-industrial accomplishment.
From the outset, the CCMM received the support of both the
for Old Montreal and for the city as a whole, are repeated
throughout the 6 year phase of its development. Its site,
between the City's two paramunicipals, the SIMPA and the SHDU
million.
A number of more unusual aspects to this arrangement were
Centre.
The guaranteed security that the CCMM could manage is a
sign that no matter how improbable a project may seem,
bureaucratized decision-making mixed with resource speculation
she writes,
own project.
These office buildings are monuments to the era when St.
early foundry, produced metal and bronze parts for trains and
"spirit" of the past. The spirit of the place may even have
been more important than its actual physical condition before
found on St. Jacques and St. Antoine and imagine how each of
conservation.
Dominique Poulot' s study of the early moments of the
ideology of heritage mentions that the Frenchman, Frangois
remain visible and its symbolic half-life all the more easily
exhausted.
The European history of the site circumscribed by the CCMM
but merely to signal the fact that the traces of its presence
the present site. The study shows how the topography and
It was generally agreed upon that they could have been built
privatized only to be made public once again has not been lost
the nostalgia they evoked that made them the nursing homes of
the utopian impulse.47
"Geist, 114.
"The arcade is a central figure in his "Paris, Capital of the
Nineteenth Century," in Peter Demetz, ed. Reflections: Essays,
Aphorisms, Autobiographical Writings (New York: Schocken,
1978). See also: Rob Shields, Lifestyle Shopping: The Subject
of Consumption (London: Routledge, 1992) and Keith Tester, ed.
The Flaneur (London: Routledge, 1994).
its "bold new design," but the CCMM's general function is not.
But what does its 26-storey intrusion into the fabric of Old
local residents?
To ask such a question is to make a claim on the ideology
51Davis, 113.
112
reform.
modality.
work, and the other, a deadly white. The Wall was the
zealotry.1,6
The consumption of Wall fragments also falls within this
“Francis Fukuyama, The End of History and the Last Man (New
York: Avon Books, 1992) xv. This book draws on the writings
of Alexander Kojeve and pushes it to the level of
philosophical pragmatism. See Joseph McCamey, "Shaping Ends:
Reflections on Fukuyama," New Left Review #202 (Nov/Dec 1993)
37-53.
13Fukuyama, 201.
123
idiotic tourists.15
With regard to the Berlin Wall, which of course Gomez-Pena is
days of the Cold War when the quest for capitalist hegemony
unfreedoms.
If memorials are images of loss and monuments signifiers
the future-present?
He writes:
At a time when a new world disorder is attempting to
install its... neo-liberalism, no disavowal has managed
to rid itself of all of Marx's ghosts. Hegemony still
organizes the repression and thus the confirmation of a
haunting.... [This] specter is the future, it is always
to come, it represents itself only as that which is to
come or come back. . .20
Derrida's intervention continues the critique of totalizing
19Derrida, 81-83.
20Derrida, 37-39.
128
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m the aftermath of their legal victory yes* Attempts to reach Mr. Hollander for com a maximum jail sentence of II years. In The accord was the second to be an
terday. New York State's highest court, the ment were unsuccessful. Hts lawyer did not stead of jail, however. Mr. Hollander was nounced since a tentative agreement on the
Court of Appeals, declared that the non* return a reporter’s telephone calls, and his
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Sale of Century!
Bits of Cold War,
Just$7an Ounce
By MICHEL MARRIOTT
It was bound to happen Two salesmen set up a
stand on Fifth Avenue yesterday selling what they
said were chunks of the Berlin wall — at $7 an ounce.
Braving wintry winds and skeptical New Yorkers,
the sellers. David Schwartz and Edmond Howar.
hawked the concrete at 5<ih Street as lunchtime
crowds pressed by. The display included a large color
photograph of a young West German man standing
near what appeared to be the recently breached 28-
year-oid wall and holding a slab of u
"He's part of our proof." said Mr Schwartz, a 27-
ycar-old (ormer television producer with Entertain
ment Tonight. "He was here with us lor» while wear-
mg the same thing he’s wearing in the picture."
Each Comes In Its Own Zip-Top Bag
The man. a West German newsman whom Mr.
Schwartz would identify only as Mickey, brought 50
pounds of the concrete into New York on a flight from
Berlin on Monday. Mr. Schwartz said.
"We spent all night breaking it up." said Mr. Howar.
26. also a former TV producer. Actually, the two men
did much more. In what they said was an attempt to
"test market" the Berlin wail tor mass merchandis
ing. the men typed out a history of the wall and pack
aged the chunks in zip-top plastic bags.
Was it a triumph for the American way? Indeed.
Mr. Schwartz said that in two hours they sold $3,000
worth ot the concrete in different sizes, from $5 chips
to $20 chunks, all from the western side of the walL
They also said that they are negotiating with three
department stores and that they have 2.200 pounds of
the wall "ready to ship."
They hope to have the chips in stores by Christmas. Selling history on a street corner, David Schwartz offered what he said were pieces of the Berlin wall.
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APPENDIX I
CHRONOLOGY OF EVENTS:
GERMANY, BERLIN and the BERLIN WALL 1945-1990
SOURCES:
1 - CHRONOLOGY
2 - SOUVENIRS
3 - MONUMENTS/PRE-CAST SLABS
Budapest - Hunagry
Fatima - Portugal
Fulton - Missouri, Westminster College, where the term
"Iron Curtain" was first coined (Churchill)
SOURCES:
Because small items have been pieced together to draw up this
section, please refer to the Bibliography for sources.
APPENDIX III
THE MONTREAL FRAGMENT:
CHRONOLOGY AND DISPLAY CONTEXTS
de 11authenticite materielle et de la
valeur symbolique de I'objet et a
1'exposition du Mur aux intemperies et au
public. Toutefois, il serait reducteur et
insuffisant se ne livrer le morceau du Mur
qu'aux debats d * experts en art. "
11 January 1994: CIDEC mentions negotiations with CCMM;
consultations with public, as Bumbaru
recommends, may not be necessary
4 February 1994: Report by Craig Johnson Restoration Ltd.
recommend the consolidation and protection
of paint with an anti-graffiti wax coating;
recommend keeping the fragment in a secure
and heated interior; "The East side of the
wall has minimal graffiti and evidence
where some of the graffiti has been
overpainted with white (spray) paint."
March 1994: Research on CCMM installation; study for
floor reinforcement; study for
interpretation programme
Le Segment de Montreal
Srige dans la nuit du 12 aout 1961 sur I'ordre des autorites
de la Republique democratique allemande, le Mur separait les
trois zones occidentales de Berlin de la zone allors sous
administration est-allemande.
Dans sa partie urbaine, le Mur avait plus de 170 kilometres
de long. Il etait protege par 231 postes d'observation et 132
bunkers fortifies. Il etait patrouille en permanence par des
gardes armes, ayant I'ordre de tirer sur toute personne qui
tenterait de le franchir. Une route de ceinture et des fils
d' avertissement, enfouis sous la surface, permettaient aux
gardes d'intervenir au moindre geste suspect.
Le Mur ne s'est pas construit en une seul nuit. Dans sa
premiere version, il s'agissait tout simplement de fils
barbeles, etendus le long de la ligne de demarcation. Tres
rapidement, on passa a une construction plus solide composee
d'une enfilade de blocs de beton entrecoupes de cloture
metalliques.
A la fin des annees 60, le Mur donnait des signes
d'affaissement et de degradation. On a done entrepris d'en
realiser une troisieme version, utilisant cette fois des
panneaux de beton precontraint, anerds solidement au sol par
de longues tiges de metal rendant ainsi impossible sa
traversee par voie de tunnels. Cest a ce momement que 1'on
a remplace les fils barbells, places au sommet du Mur, par un
cylindre qui empechait quiconque de le franchir en s'agrippant
aux fils. En 1976, on a renforce de nouveau le Mur, tout en
multipliant les pieges et les obstacles pour le proteger.
225
Les Graffiti
A la fin des annees 60, les etudiants berlinois ont realise
que le Mur constituait un merveilleux tableau d'affichage pour
les messages a saveur revolutionnaire. Le Mur s' est done
couvert de slogans anti-impdrialistes et parfois meme anti
americains, ce qui n'a pas manque de soulever 1 ’ ire de la
population ouest-allemande.
Dans les annees 70, les premiers graffiti ont fait leur
apparition. La transformation du Mur en une surface lisse et
continue у a contribue. Au debut, les "peintres" se sont
contentes d'une simple signature. Plus tard, certaines
"fresques" ont attaint jusqu’a 100 metres de long.
Bon nombre de themes font directement reference au Mur et a
la symbolique de 1' emprisonnement. Ainsi on ne compte plus le
nombre de "fermetures eclair", de fissures, de portes et de
fenetres peintes sur le Mur, comme pour mettre perpetuellement
son existence en question.
La Fin du Mur
Dans la soiree du 9 Novembre, un porte-parole des autorites
est-allemandes a lu a la presse Internationale une note de
service.
On у apprenait que le nouveau gouvernement de la Republique
democratique allemande avait decide d’abolir le visa
necessaire aux Allemands de 1’Est pour se rendre a 1'etranger.
En moins de quelques minutes, des milliers de Berlinois de
I'est affluaient aux points de passage du Mur, demandant
1'autorisation de se rendre a 1'Quest. Devant l’ampleur et
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SOURCES:
Interpretation/plaque:
On 13 February, 1990, during the Ottawa "Open Skies"
Conference, the Foreign Minister of the Federal Republic of
Germany, the German Democratic Republic, France, the United
Kingdom, the Soviet Union and the United States agreed to
launch their historic "Two-plus-Four" talks on German unity.
Thus began a process culminating in the peaceful unification
of Germany on 3 October, 1990. The Ottawa agreement
symbolizes Canada's strong and abiding commitment to harmony
among nations.
This plaque is mounted on a piece of the Berlin Wall, which
once divided Germany, yet yielded to the hope of achieving a
Europe united in peace, prosperity and freedom.
Inaugurated on 27 September, 1991, by the Foreign Minister
and Deputy Chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany, Mr.
Hans-Dietrich Genscher, at the invitation of the Right
Honourable Brian Mulroney, Prime Minister of Canada.
SOURCES:
All information for Appendix IV can be found in Ottawa
newspapers. The many government departments involved in the
Ottawa case make it difficult to attribute to any one
department the responsibility of installing the segment.
Information for this process was made available through two
Access to Information and Privacy Requests: Public Works and
Government Services Canada, file #ATI960183/RM, as well as
Foreign Affairs and International Trade, file #A—3313.
from the East and could have little to do with East Berliners'
mass emigration through Western embassies and foreign borders.
1980s and before the fall of the Wall, Mary Beth Stein
show that the past is reworked through the act of memory and
from behind the segment and making visible the silence that
236
the white back section of the Wall produces. Behind the Wall
face) there are benches and potted plants and a few feet from
onto the section of the lane where the Wall segment is placed.
JOKE PROGRAMME
Jokes in German and English are taken from Stein's Article.
French translations by Marc Leger.
1)
Warum ist die Berliner Mauer, als Schutz des Sozialismus,
iiberflussig?
Ohne die Mauer wiirde sich kein Mensch entschliessen, nach
West-Berlin zu fliichten.
2)
Ein Amerikaner kommt nach Berlin, geht zum Taxi-Fahrer hin,
und sagt "Konnen Sie mich durch Berlin fahren?"
"Klar, kann ick det."
Fahren sie los, er zeigt ihn Alexanderplatz, Prenzlau, zeigt
ihn Weissensee, zeigt ihn alle Seheswerte, und der Ami dann,
"Ich habe eine Frage, wo ist hier ' anti-faschistische
Schutzwall'?"
"Wat? Kenn ick nicht."
"Nu, hier sprechen 'anti-faschistische Schutzwall'."
"Weess ick nicht, tut mir Leid."
Zeigt ihn weiter Berlin, und dann immer mal wieder "Wo ist
hier 'anti-faschistische Schutzwall'?"
Endlich kommen sie zufallig an der Mauer vorbei, und der Ami
springt - und schreit, "Anhalten, anhalten. Stop, stop, stop!"
Springt aus'm Auto, "Hier ist 'anti-fascistische Schutzwall' I "
"Wat is det? He, det ist der Autobahn Berlin-Rostock, der
hangt hier zum trocknen."
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3)
Warum gibt es keinen Smog-Alarm in Ost-Berlin, wenn es einen
in West-Berlin gibt?
Unsere Grenzen sind dicht.
Why is there no smog alarm in East-Berlin when there is in
West-Berlin?
Our borders are tight.
4)
Wer ist im Renten-Alter und darf trotzdem nicht bach Berlin-
West?
Die Berliner U-bahn.
5)
Warum sind die Ost-Berliner bidder als die Ost Friesen?
Sie haben sich eine Mauer gebaut und sich auf die falsche
Seite gestellt.
Why are the East Berliners dumber than the East Friesans?
They built a wall but placed themselves on the wrong side.
6)
Ulbricht ist im Restaurant. Da die Kellner in, die ihm
bediente, hubsch war, sagte er ihr, sie diirfe sich etwas
wiinschen. Sie uberlegt und sagt, sie wiinscht sich, dass er
dir Mauer einen Tag aufmacht. Geschmeichelt, blinzelt er ihr
zu und sagt, "Sie sind schlau! Sie wollen nur mit mir alleine
seine!"
7)
Wo ist beim guten Grenzsoldat der Warnschuss?
Im zweiten Magazin ganz hinten.
8)
Ein Ost-Berliner Grenzpolizist entdeckt einen Mann, der tiber
die Mauer fliichten will. "Komm 'runter, Genosse," sagt er.
"Das ist verboten.
Der Mann auf der Mauer ignoriert ihn und klettert weiter.
"Komm 'runter, Genosse," wiederholt der Grenzer. "Das ist ein
Verbrechen gegen die Deutsche Demokratische Republik."
Der Mann versucht immer noch uber die Mauer zu entkommen.
Endlich sagt der Grenzer, "Komm 'runter, Genosse. Du weisst,
auf der anderen Seite ist auch der Sozalisraus."
Ganz entmutigt klettert er 'runter.
Der Grepo ist verbliifft tiber seine plotzliche Wendung und
fragt, "Dreimal habe ich Dir befohlen 'runterzukommen. Warum
bist Du erst ' runter gekommen als ich sagte im Westen ist auch
der Sozialismus?"
Der Mann antwortete, "So ein Wirrwarr mochte ich nicht ein
zweites Mal erleben!"
An East Berlin border guard comes upon a man climbing over the
Wall. "Come down, comrade," he says, "That is verboten."
The man on the Wall ignores him and continues to climb.
"Come down, comrade," the border guard insists, "That is a
crime against the German Democratic Republic."
The man continues to struggle over the top.
Finally the border guard says, "Come down, comrade. You know
there is socialism on the other side of the Wall as well."
Upon hearing this, the man climbs down with a disheartened
look.
The border guard is puzzled by his sudden change of mind and
asks, "Three times I ordered you to come down. Why did you
finally obey when I said socialism was in the West too?"
The man replied, "Such a mess I don't want to experience twice
in my life!"
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Un garde de frontieres de Berlin Est surprend un homme en
train de grimper le Mur.
"Descendez camarade," lui dit-il. "C'est interdit."
L'homme ignore le garde et continue son escalade.
"Descendez camarade," insiste le garde, "C'est un crime centre
la Republique Democratique de 1'Allemagne."
L'homme essaye toujours de franchir le Mur.
Finalement, le gade lui dit, "Descendez camarade. Vous savez,
le socialisme existe de 1'autre cote du Mur."
Sur ce, 1'homme descends, 1'aire decourage.
Le garde de frontieres, surpris de le voir changer d'idee
soudainement, lui demande, "Trois fois je vous ai ordonne de
descendre. Pourquoi avez vous finalement obeis lorsque j'ai
dit que le socialisme existait aussi de 1' autre cote du Mur?
L'homme repond: "Je ne veux pas connaitre un tel desordre deux
fois dans ma vie!"
9)
Tausche komfortables, luxuridses Einfamilienhaus gegen Loch in
der Mauer.