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April 9, 2023

THE MUCKY MASTER


OF WRITING HISTORY
FOR KIDS TELLS ALL
CONTENTS 09.04.2023
ARTS BOOKS THINGS WE’VE
LEARNT THIS ISSUE
4 20
Cover story Book of the week
As the wildly successful A grumpy ramble round
Horrible Histories series turns England reveals the nation’s
30, its author, Terry Deary, diverse oddities
talks peasant power, writing

22
women into history and
keeping his jokes up to date
Northern Ireland

8
Laura Hackett on two books

ALAMY
published 25 years after the
Interview Good Friday agreement
Metallica are keeping going l With the name Peter

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into their sixties and pumping O’Toole, the star of
up the noise Lawrence of Arabia was
History always regarded as a son

10
From ballet dancers to trans of Ireland. He claimed he
pilots: the secret history of hailed from Galway, carried
Art the Second World War an Irish passport and once
Waldemar Januszczak gives it said his Irish identity was

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up for his favourite movement “almost the centre of my
being”. Actually the actor

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The Sunday Times came from Leeds and only
Bestsellers one parent was Irish.
Film TV & Radio, p47

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Hugh Grant has found his
happy place — as a villain l Britain’s songbirds
JANE BARLOW/ALAMY

Fiction are disappearing. The


Diana Evans returns with a nightingale has gone down
TV & RADIO follow-up to Ordinary People 90 per cent over the past
40 years and we’ve lost

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over a million skylarks since
the 1980s. Books, p26
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9 April 2023 3
COVER STORY
JOHANNA
THOMAS-CORR

A
ccording to Terry Deary, there
are three kinds of writers.
Artists like “your JK Rowlings,
Philip Pullmans and Julia
Donaldsons, who write for
the world”. Amateurs, such as
JRR Tolkien, who “write for themselves
and sometimes find an audience”. And
then there are “the artisans”. People
who write “for the trade”. This is the cat-
egory in which the creator of Horrible
Histories places himself. “The reason
why I’ll never be acknowledged as a
great author like Philip Pullman is
because I’ve written 338 books.”
Yet as Nasty Napoleon (or was it
Satanic Stalin?) said, quantity has a
quality all of its own. And Deary’s
achievements in the 30 years since the
first two books in his “history with the
nasty bits left in” are on a grand scale.

STICKING UP FOR
He has sold somewhere north of
35 million books, he tells me over a cup
of tea overlooking the River Thames,
where the Horrible Histories interactive
boat ride goes up and down (always
sold out whenever I try to get tickets
for my nine-year-old son). He has fed
an empire of spin-offs, including that
boat ride, a West End show and the
Horrible Histories CBBC show — the first
children’s show to win an adult com-
From Vile Victoria to Bolshy Boudica, Terry Deary has riled our rulers
edy award (the Romantic Poets boy-
band sketch is exquisite). Not bad for a stupid or cruel but most of them have Deary looks a little forbidding, with author pulled out, which he had to turn
boy from “a terribly poor background been both.” He scoffs when I ask him close-cropped hair and lean physique around in eight days. It was more of a
in Sunderland” who wanted to be a about our new king. And don’t get him — he is about to do his 25th Great North case of “Terry Deary’s just written a
country singer. started on politicians, teachers and Run — but he has a musical way of speak- Father Christmas joke book, let’s get
Deary, 77, who has travelled down Ofsted inspectors. He gets particularly ing that betrays his former career as a him in”.
for the day from his home in Co Dur- irate about the honours system. “Knight- drama teacher. His aversion to authority The first two books in the series —
ham, is quick to deflect credit: he ing people who’ve done bugger all, in all its forms is deep-seated. It comes Terrible Tudors and Awesome Egyptians
heaps praise on his long-term collabo- while the people who look after their “from being beaten, bullied and abused — were released in 1993, but sales
rator, the cartoonist Martin Brown, and ageing parents like carers or nurses get at school by the teachers — not the picked up with the 50th anniversary of
stresses that the series was not his idea. no recognition at all. It breaks my heart.” pupils”. He has described himself as a VE Day in 1995, when Blitzed Brits
Be that as it may, he has done what the very angry person (I wonder what he’d became a bestseller. He followed it up
best children’s writers do: created a be like if he didn’t run). But he tempers with Woeful Second World War and,
world that children want to return to this with bursts of kindness. When I well, it went on and on. He claims that
again and again. His gory stories — arrive with my son’s dog-eared copies he has only managed three weeks’ hol-
decapitations, massacres, torture and You need populist of Awful Egyptians, Groovy Greeks and iday in 45 years, something his “long-
all — have served as an entry point to Vile Victorians, as well as Deary’s latest, suffering” wife of 48 years, Jenny, has
countless history obsessions. And — authors and that’s The Worst in the World (The Best Worst had to endure (the couple have a
again, like the best children’s writers what I am Bits of History), he insists on signing daughter, Sara, and 11-year-old twin
— Deary knows whose side he is on, each one with a personal message (“To granddaughters).
and it is not the side of authority. Fight the power Terry Deary with the Terrific Teddy, to Terrible Teddy”). Indeed, he was so much at the cul-
When pushed to name his favourite cartoonist Martin Brown Horrible Histories came about, as he tural vanguard that he was having argu-
historical figure, he says: “Mr and Mrs tells it, because of a gap in the market ments about historical revisionism a
Peasant.” He believes a million peasants in the early 1990s. “There was this god- couple of decades ago. Barmy British
are more important than “one bloke awful national curriculum imposed on Empire (2002) did not shy away from
stuck on a column in Trafalgar Square”. schools, and publishers very sensibly revealing the horrors of the slave trade,
Deary is hard pushed to name the said, ‘Let’s fill this niche by doing or from presenting the British Empire
“worst” period in history. “How can something entertaining.’” as a bad idea. “I got a lot of abuse from
you say that people suffered more in Deary spent the early part of right-wing people,” he says. “I’m now
the Thirty Years’ War, allegedly the his career as a theatre-in- suddenly in fashion. People are saying,
worst war in history, than the education practitioner, writ- ‘Yeah, actually you’re right. The British
people in Ukraine today? All ing plays for schools, before Empire was one of the worst things
periods of history are horrible drifting into children’s pub- ever to happen to the world.’”
if you’re poor.” lishing. He reckons he wrote He believes history as it is taught in
He has no favourite mon- about 50 books before Hor- schools is too Anglocentric. “If we’ve
archs. “Every king and queen rible Histories, including one got people who are nationalistic and
in history has been either on sharks when the original Brexiteers, it’s because they’ve been
4 9 April 2023
updating his books or not? “That’s
their choice. If they want to update
Roald Dahl, they can. But they
shouldn’t be doing it because of the
pedants, you know?”
Having conquered the world of chil-
dren’s non-fiction, he is now seeking
new frontiers. “Do you know the Rob-
ert Service poem about you get to the
top of a mountain and what do you
see? Another mountain.” He is mulling
over an adult history book about “the
British Empire and where Britain sees
itself in the world and why, and what
we can do about it”.
He is also deep into a crime story.
“It’s called Actually I’m a Murderer.”
Later his publisher will ask him if he’s
sure he wants to reveal the title, which
is like a red rag to a bull because he only
doubles down. The book is set in 1973
and it has three narrators: a hapless
young actor, a policewoman (“I shouldn’t
say policewoman, should I? Police

©MARTIN BROWN
officer who happens to be female”) and
the killer. He reckons he might find
himself accidentally on trend again.

THE LITTLE GUYS


“The police officer is suffering with
misogyny and prejudice — it’s set in the
north of England, even more misogyny
than you would get in the south.”
The children’s book he would most
like to write is a Horrible History cen-
tred on women. Potty Patriarchy, per-
haps? “Women have been neglected.
You read history books and 99 per cent
for 30 years with Horrible Histories. How does he win over children? of the characters are men. Somebody’s
got to do a popular history of women,
a sort of Horrible History of Women. It
taught history through these blinkers. more, “in a world of wars, poverty, ago that was funny. Now it is not and if won’t sell in schools, though.”
We have got to start teaching history plague, to worry about one word or somebody let me publish that I would I’m not so sure about that, I say, and
as a worldwide subject.” He has half a two words in one book in a million be ashamed.” Because your own atti- he agrees that perhaps the real reason
mind to return to the Barmy British in books is only done by pedants or — as tudes have changed? “Because the is because he’s an older white man.
the near future. “I think every book Philip Pullman says — by people who world’s changed and I’ve got to change After all, feminist revisions of male-
that’s ever been written needs to be want to make money out of it”. with it. I’m not going to stand there and centric stories — Pat Barker’s The
revisited and rewritten. So I’ve got no Yet he points out that books are say I wrote that 30 years ago and there- Silence of the Girls, for example — have
problem with that in the middle of my revised and updated all the time. “A fore that is the truth! Words can change been one of the great publishing trends
other chores, like creating new ones.” book stands in time in a period and the and there’s no harm in that. We’ve got of recent years. “I’ve sold 35 million
When it comes to the recent contro- world moves on. If the book doesn’t to move with the times.” books at least, Pat Barker’s sold a mil-
versy over Roald Dahl, he proves a little move on with the world, it’s irrele- So, should Dahl’s publishers be lion, you know?” he says. “I’m not put-
contradictory. I sense Deary the inex- vant.” He gives the example of a joke he ting her down, she’s fabulous, but she’s
haustible, the guy who is happy to recently expunged. “In World War Two not reaching enough people. You need
chuck out however many books a year, boys wore short trousers in order to populist authors and that’s what I am.”
is at odds with the Deary the irascible. save material. So there’s a joke I wrote He also puts a word in for teachers,
Dahl did a “wonderful thing”, he where the teacher turns to the class, Somebody’s got to as if he is embarrassed about having
says. “I could never have done Horrible
Histories if Roald Dahl hadn’t made
‘Why did Boris wear short trousers?’
‘Please Sir, because he’d look stupid in
do a sort of Horrible knocked them in the press before.
“There are millions of brilliant teachers
black comedy accessible.” What’s dresses.’ That’s gone because 25 years History of Women and it’s the schooling system that
crushes them. I repeatedly hear, ‘We’ve
got to fill in this form, fill in that form,
DESIGN A BEASTLY BIRTHDAY CARD — AND WIN HORRIBLE HISTORIES GOODIES tick that list,’ and they shouldn’t be
doing that. These wonderful people
It has been 30 horrible years since the win a bundle of Horrible Histories agents of the promoter and anyone should be enthusing children.”
first Horrible Histories book, and to books and games and the designs otherwise connected with the He is perfectly happy to go into
mark the occasion we want to see your will be shared by The Sunday Times. operation and fulfilment of the schools. “I would not go into a school
wicked wit and deadly drawing skills. Simply photograph or scan your competition. Maximum one entry per which just wants to boast, ‘Oh, we had
To enter our competition, simply child’s birthday card and send it to child. Entries must be submitted by that Terry Deary in the other day.’ But
design a Horrible Histories-style horrible30@scholastic.co.uk a parent/guardian. Entrants consent if it’s a seriously socially deprived
birthday card. You can choose by 11.59pm on April 28 for a chance to the child’s picture, name, age and school I would go in a heartbeat.”
any era, just make sure your to win. The competition is open to town being published by The Sunday Mrs Deary can kiss goodbye to that
card includes a character children aged 16 and Times. Five winners will be selected holiday. c
from horrible history — and under from the UK and by a panel of judges. Full terms and
a funny joke. Ireland, except children conditions apply: go to scholastic. The Worst in the World by Terry Deary,
Our favourite five will of employees and co.uk/competition-terms. illustrated by Martin Brown, is published
on Thursday by Scholastic at £7.99
9 April 2023 5
TELEVISION

MY WOKE WARRIOR HERO


Rod Liddle never
watched Netflix
rape, unlike everyone else alive at that
time (barring, one supposes, slaves and
women).
As Dreymon — a charming chap —
until a Middle told me: “It is one of the strengths that
we have a fictional character who is
Ages romp politically a little bit ahead of everybody
else at the time, and so it is easy to iden-
turned him tify with him.” In a sense, while Uhtred
into an adoring fanboy is winning all those battles against
howling Scandinavians, he is also our

I
portal into that dark and tormented
am not sure how it happened, how time of our history when blackness was
I got suckered into watching The a virtue and the roads were full of mud.
Last Kingdom. One minute I barely Dreymon also puts his finger on why
watched television, the next — such the series was such a success: a terrific
are the sad depths of my fandom cast who worked together for seven
— I have an Uhtred beer mat and an years. David Dawson is rather wonder-
almost lifesize cardboard cutout of the ful as a pious, Machiavellian and per-
evil, but not unattractive, witch Skade petually sickly Alfred; Eliza Butter-
in my study. Next I’ll be going to con- worth stretches beyond her years to
ventions dressed in stinking furs with a portray Alfred’s frankly ghastly wife;
wolf ’s rib bone in my beard. and the fine Scottish actor Mark Rowley
It is true that my wife suggested we — one of the favourites of The Last King-
try a Netflix series because everybody dom’s vast fan club — is Uhtred’s BFF,
else was doing it and we might be miss- the Irishman Finan.
ing out — that was the start. We tried Rowley and Dreymond add a wel-
loads, almost all of them involving seri- come mischief to the characters as
ous, angst-ridden people going through depicted in Cornwell’s books. (By and
a time portal (everybody really hates large the series improves the more it
the present right now, don’t they? Can’t drifts away from those novels, and
say I blame them). They were all kind there are occasional winks to viewers
of awful and terribly self-important or, that the whole thing should not be
worse, boringly “edgy”. taken too seriously, just seriously
Then my sister-in-law, noting our enough that it holds your interest.)
despair, suggested The Last Kingdom. I Of course it is not without one or
MARCELL PITI

was doubtful. Lots of people fighting in two little problems. We watch in awe as
period costume? But we tried it and Uhtred wins a battle in Essex, then
from episode three we were hooked. turns up an hour or two later to kill
We watched all five seasons, bang, like someone in, say, Chester — and this all
that. Then we looked for another series Kingdom comely Alexander Dreymon somewhat portentously, as “I am took place before HS3. And Uhtred’s
to watch, couldn’t find one — so as Uhtred in Seven Kings Must Die. Uhtred, son of Uhtred” — who wins all fashionable disdain for the non
watched all five seasons again, all the Below: Thea Sofie Loch Naess as those battles for Alfred and even sequiturs of Christianity is undermined
way through. Every night, with a cup of Skade in the original series reminds him to get those cakes out of by his credulousness at Norse magic.
tea. And a Twix. the fire. Being an Angle brought up by But these are quibbles. It is a pleasure
The Last Kingdom has its cake and exist and is distantly related to Danes allows the principal character to to watch and, as Rowley testifies, the
eats it. Drawn from the novels of Ber- Cornwell, but lived 200 years after the straddle the political divide, and the actors loved it too: “It was so much
nard Cornwell, it supposedly depicts time in which The Last Kingdom is set winning thing is that it also brings into fun . . . you know we all go on holiday
real history — you know, facts and stuff. and probably didn’t have appealing what would otherwise be a rather hor- with each other? I took a bunch to Scot-
Principally King Alfred’s attempts to hair extensions like those sported by rible history, comprised of people land and we’re going to Scandinavia.”
unite our country and subjugate the the excellent German-American Alex- chopping off one another’s heads, a Series five ended with Uhtred stab-
irritating, hirsute but competent Dan- ander Dreymon. certain vulnerability and humour. bing people in the throat, throwing his
ish invaders, all of whom have bad This allows the series a certain lee- More to the point, though, we can feel nephew off a precipice and capturing
table manners. And so, up to a point, it way with the truth, for it is Uhtred — a little more comfortable identifying with the castle of his birth, Bebbanburg —
does this faithfully. Almost all of the who always announces himself, Uhtred. The Middle Ages, you better known to us as Bamburgh. But
characters existed, the battles men- see, were not especially woke. such was the disappointment at the
tioned took place roughly where histo- Those social justice warriors series ending that we now have a full-
rians believe they happened, and the who wish to cancel Winston length feature film to watch, entitled
outcomes are correctly rendered. Churchill ought to have a Seven Kings Must Die. Neither Dreymon
Except that into this compressed look at Sweyn Forkbeard’s nor Rowley would tell me what hap-
and bloody Anglo-Saxon chronicle We watched attitudes towards criminal pens (although I assume seven kings,
Cornwell drops an almost entirely ficti- all five seasons, justice, or King Alfred’s er, die), but that’s OK because I want to
tious, handsome, sword-wielding Geor- muscular brand of Chris- be on the sofa, with Skade, Twix in
die thug who is essentially politically every night, with tianit y. Uhtred, hand, enjoying every gory moment. c
unaligned and thus able to fight for
whomsoever he pleases. This is the
a cup of tea though, has a defi-
nite aversion to Seven Kings Must Die is on Netflix
central character, Uhtred — who did and a Twix slavery and from Friday
6 9 April 2023
MUSIC

ETALLICA --- STILL M


Four decades on, the heavy metal titans are head-banging into their sixties, unfazed
by saggy skin and double chins. They have found the secret to growing old noisily
But, I ask, don’t such fears dwindle
JONATHAN when you become old and incredibly

DEAN rich? “I’d say the opposite,” he replies.


“I feel like an old version of the awk-
ward loner kid I always was. People

A
say, ‘Come on, look how successful you
couple of weeks ago I listened are!’ But success doesn’t change you.
to the latest Metallica album For better or worse you carry formative
turned up to 11. The riffs years with you and I’m more aware of
are relentless. One track is the darkness than before. When
called You Must Burn! The younger I was in such a hurry — hell-
lyrics to another go: “Demon- bent on the next stimulation and the
ised, liquefied, tranquillised, prophe- next beverage. I never slowed down
sied!” So far, so heavy metal. But there enough to understand what was going
are also a lot of melodies and choruses.
You do not sell 125 million albums THE SINGER THE GUITARIST on around me. But, as you age, that
becomes more obvious.”
without being able to surprise — and James Hetfield, 59 Kirk Hammett, 60 Ulrich sips his tea. The heavy drink-
write a hook. Hetfield spends his spare time The oldest member of the band ing is over. He quit cocaine years back.
Later I meet Lars Ulrich, Metallica’s keeping bees, but kills animals too loves to snuggle up with a comic People change. Now Ulrich collects art.
drummer and band spokesman, given — loving to hunt “insane elk”. He is book or go surfing. Hammett owns Hetfield is a beekeeper. The drummer
that the singer James Hetfield is stage- a devoted collector of classic cars a ranch where he rides horses and, is at home in San Francisco, the band’s
loud but interview-shy. The pair turn and even does some carpentry. He when not playing riffs, finds respite base. Ulrich was born in Copenhagen,
60 this year, so I start by asking if their makes a good table. in his horror memorabilia. before he moved to California in 1980
pummelling, punishing music is not for to pursue a tennis career that soon lost
younger . . . “Let me confirm,” Ulrich out to a different kind of racket.
interrupts, laughing, “that the idea I’m All this seems a world away from
sitting here at 59, talking about our 12th Metallica’s 1983 debut album, Kill ’Em
record, 41 years after we started, is All (originally they wanted to call it
obviously preposterous.” Metal up Your Ass). Their ascent was
These days the band embrace age- fast and furious and studded with Spi-
ing. “Saggy skin? Double chins? What- nal Tap moments: Grammy-nominated
ever! None of this fazes me. I don’t have in the 1980s, they played the first open-
a need to put on a crazy tight leather air gig in the former Soviet Union in
jacket, dye my hair and convince the 1991. The cover art on their 1996 album
world I am 30. I’m comfortable in my Load was made from squishing blood
body and have no desire to chase the and semen between glass slides. They
fountain of youth,” Ulrich says. even went on to make albums with the
No wonder he feels settled. Metallica San Francisco Symphony.
are the 36th bestselling act in history, Then in 2004 the band had a docu-
above Prince and the Bee Gees. They
are a remarkably stable group, formed THE DRUMMER THE BASSIST mentary of their own: Metallica: Some
Kind of Monster. It focused on the band
by Ulrich and Hetfield in 1981, with the Lars Ulrich, 59 Robert Trujillo, 58 inviting a therapist to deal with issues
guitarist Kirk Hammett on board since The richest member of Metallica Roberto Agustín Miguel Santiago during the making of their album St
1983 and the bassist Robert Trujillo for filled his lockdown with hiking and Samuel Trujillo Veracruz was Anger. It is a riveting watch: a proto-
20 years. The so-called Black Album biking, but Ulrich is an avid art fan brought up on flamenco guitar. type for the Beatles’ Get Back, where a
(1991), with the single Enter Sandman, and businessman. His collection is Married with two kids, the Santa group falls apart in front of the cam-
TIM SACCENTI

was their monster hit, but that barely valued at $25.4 million and he sold Monica-born musician is a keen eras. Yet Metallica are still here. How?
scratches the surface. Master of Pup- a Basquiat for $13.5 million. hiker and a mean surfer and skater. “We all would rather be in Metallica
pets, their “eight-minute super-heavy than not,” Ulrich says. “Ultimately it’s
metal song from 1986” was recently a about preserving the mothership.
Spotify download topper after featur- a deeper bond with their fans. Sure, the ferocity of Metallica’s music nor their Think of what we’ve been through!
ing in Stranger Things on Netflix. The hair has changed — Ulrich and Hetfield penchant for singing about darkness We’ve played, what, 3,000 concerts?
band headlined Glastonbury in 2014 used to wear it below their shoulders, and depression. After a mellow(ish) Age helps, but it is pure love for the
and the millennial pop star Phoebe both now style it like a pair of edgy car phase at the turn of the century, the other fellows. We know each other’s
Bridgers covered them. salesmen — but that aside, if it ain’t band have returned to thrash metal trigger points so well. But none of us
Ulrich is the group’s celebrity. broke, don’t play it quieter. (heavy metal but faster). have the energy to make a record the
Friends with Bono and Noel Gallagher, “When we’re in a room together it’s Hetfield says that 72 Seasons — the way we did 30 years ago. I can still
he’s the prophet who first pointed out not radically different to 1981,” Ulrich number of seasons in our first 18 years wind James up in 12 seconds, but know-
that, maybe, giving away music online explains. “Are there better micro- — is about “sorting out childhood as an ing what it takes gives you the chance
was not a sustainable business model. phones? Newer cymbals? More ampli- adult”. Via email he says: “There are to stay clear of it.”
More on that later, but first the new fiers? Of course. But the enthusiasm some things you can’t unsee and are Being part of a heavy metal band
album, 72 Seasons. Few musicians have has not changed.” Neither has the with you for the rest of your life.” is a weird job. Any of us can have a
8 9 April 2023
ONSTERS OF MAYHE result was bankruptcy
for Napster. Music fans blamed
Ulrich for being very rich and
supporting, boo hiss, “the Man” and
the record labels.
He remembers the first time the
internet had an impact — it was 1995
and Metallica were in London. “The
day after a gig,” he says, “our tour man-
ager said, ‘Do you want to see what
people thought?’ He went to the com-
puter. You could hear that dial-up tone.
Half an hour later we were looking at
some forum where 20 fans were talk-
ing about the show the night before. I
went, ‘What the hell?’
“That changed everything. Back in
the day you’d put a song out and only
weeks later read a review. Today, after
five minutes you have 37,000 reviews.”
Times have changed so much that
Metallica previewed a recent single on
TikTok. But the question, raised by
Ulrich during the Napster furore, was
about the value of music. Why would
people happily spend £15 on three
beers, but quibble at spending that on
a CD with music that would last years.
“That is the core of the issue,” Ulrich
says. “What is it about music — more
than other intellectual property — that
made people think it could be free?
Maybe because we first listened to it on
the radio? Certainly, at the start of the
internet, there were so few laws that
everything online represented free-
dom. I don’t know if, 20 years on,
there’s any new clarity.”
I suggest it is simply that people
were happy not to pay for music just
because they could. Ulrich agrees. “We
all want to intellectualise it, but the
answer may just be, ‘It was there.’ More
than anything [music piracy] was
about the ease of it.”
The repercussions are still being felt.
The collapse of physical music sales
means that record labels do not have
ROSS MARINO/GETTY IMAGES

the means to back anything but sure-


fire hits and so huge nostalgia acts like
Metallica stay dominant. This month
the band embark on a two-year world
tour that includes two nights headlin-
ing the Download Festival at Donington
Park in June. They are unstoppable.
colleague for 40 years, but we do not Pick of the Eighties Cliff Burton, Kirk “If you look at your peers, so many
jet off with them for months at a time, Hammett, James Hetfield and Lars fall away,” Ulrich says with a smile.
sharing each other’s socks. Ulrich and Ulrich (seated) — Metallica in 1986 “Most bands are in their twenties.
Hetfield started as friends — what are Some thirties. Fewer forties. By the
The idea I’m sitting here they now? Ulrich laughs again and reels Then we move on to the internet. time that you get to your fifties, sixties
at 59, talking about our off what Hetfield is to him. Brother. Rewind to 2000, when the free availa- or seventies it’s only a handful, because
Partner. Colleague. Someone he some- bility of music online was new but ris- people can’t stand being in the same
12th record, 41 years times doesn’t understand. He says their ing fast, thanks to the sharing platform room together — but us?” He laughs last
after we started, is bond is like the one he shares with his
wife and three children. But Ulrich has
Napster. It was brought to Metallica’s
attention that an unreleased song was
and, of course, loudest. “There is still
gas in the tank!” c
obviously preposterous been married three times. There has on the network, so they took Napster to
only been one Hetfield. court for copyright infringement. The 72 Seasons is out on Friday
9 April 2023 9
ART
Unfortunately, this rousing

WALDEMAR start raises the bar so high


and promises so much that
JANUSZCZAK everything that follows — the
international spread of modern
art — cannot help but feel like
a drop-off. Also, compared
If you put a gun to my head, with Cézanne, Gauguin and
pushed me against a lamppost Van Gogh, the other big guns of
and demanded I name my post-impressionism — Seurat,
favourite art movement, Degas, Toulouse-Lautrec — are
I would probably splutter: sketched in too lightly. Seurat
“Post-impressionism.” It’s the in particular feels like an
one that presses my buzzers absentee from a storyline to
most firmly. which he was central.
My biggest buzzer, the Ahead, the curators have
macro buzzer, responds to the chosen four “centres” where
overall impact of a movement. the revolution continued:
The simple truth here is that Brussels, Barcelona, Berlin

© NATIONAL GALLERIES OF SCOTLAND, EDINBURGH


post-impressionism was and Vienna. Each is given a
shockingly potent. It changed room or an alcove in which
everything: led art away from to tell its story. In Brussels a
all that came before and group that called itself Les XX
towards all that lay ahead. (The Twenty) was especially
If you compare Jean-Léon drawn to the lessons of the
Gérôme’s Bonaparte Before absent Seurat. They painted
the Sphinx, from 1886, with prettily with dots, but
Georges Seurat’s A Sunday produced nothing that feels
on La Grande Jatte, also from as radical as his work.
1886, you are comparing a In Barcelona a group of

Art’s finest moment


penny farthing with the car progressives who frequented
Max Verstappen is driving in a café called Els Quatre Gats
this year’s Formula One. It began painting melancholy
scarcely seems possible that portraits and moody street
the same era was responsible scenes in a manner that
for both paintings. Same time, same place — hail the revolution forged by Cézanne, seemed to prefigure Picasso’s
Just as impressive is Blue Period. Indeed, Picasso
post-impressionism’s cast list. Van Gogh, Gauguin, Seurat, Degas and Toulouse-Lautrec himself was one of them!
Was there another artistic In Berlin a gang of splashy
moment when wizards of the from the Metropolitan impressionists, the language Turning point Vision After the realists, who seem to me to
calibre of Cézanne, Van Gogh, Museum of Art in New York. of art was the language Sermon, 1888, by Gauguin. owe far more to Courbet than
Gauguin, Seurat, Degas and A couple of joyously of visible reality. Post- Below: Van Gogh’s Snow- to the post-impressionists,
Toulouse-Lautrec were at unfamiliar Van Goghs have impressionism changed that. Covered Field with a Harrow took up discomforting nudes
work at the same time, in the been sourced from private The most succinct example and angsty Germanic
same place, forging the same collections. Best represented is Van Gogh’s Snow-Covered cold and barren. Same scene, symbolism. On the universal
revolution? I think not. In its is Gauguin, two of whose Field with a Harrow, painted in different meaning. sex-o-graph of patriarchal art,
personnel and its impact, finest works, Nevermore from 1890. It’s a copy of a painting So we’re watching art Lovis Corinth’s Nana or Max
post-impressionism had a the Courtauld Gallery and by Millet, of which Van Gogh liberating itself from the task Slevogt’s Danae surely record
unique sparkle. Vision After the Sermon from had a black-and-white print. of description. It’s a point nastier levels of machismo
Not that the National the Scottish National Gallery, So the optics are given: an old well made with marvellous than anything by Gauguin.
Gallery in its tribute to the sit at the centre of a riveting harrow lies in an open field. examples. Gauguin’s The Wave The basic problem here is
movement actually calls it show within a show. But where Millet’s painting from 1888 has a poppy-red that none of the artists chosen
“post-impressionism”. These days, Gauguin, was set in autumn and is richly beach and a sea crashing on to illustrate the spread of
Perhaps that name was the bête noire of identity brown and fertile, Van Gogh’s to rocks that are blue and post-impressionism is as
deemed too technical for politicians, gets remorselessly copy is set in winter and feels purple. Yet it all feels right. impressive as the movement’s
today’s plebeian tastes? bad press. If you look at his originators. Had the show
Instead, we get After art, however, rather than listen offered a greater wealth of
Impressionism, with the to his reputation, you see so detail and been more scholarly,
appended subtitle Inventing much invention, courage, it might have mattered less. But
© VAN GOGH MUSEUM, AMSTERDAM (VINCENT VAN GOGH FOUNDATION)

Modern Art. Same truth. dynamism and sensitivity. forced to race from location to
Different packaging. Why is all this different location, it never settles.
The beginning is truly from what came before? Why That said, the ending with
thrilling. The big guns of is modern art being invented? Picasso and Braque inventing
post-impressionism have been The catalogue huffs and puffs cubism and Mondrian’s
given a wall or two on which in the search for answers journey to abstraction is a
to impress us and some fine before finally settling on the lurch on to a higher plane. We
loans have been called in. divergence we are seem once again to be in the
Cézanne’s gorgeous witnessing here presence of artistic giants.
portrait of his wife in between art as So it’s a sandwich of a show.
a red dress, the one
in which he turns THE a vehicle for
description and
Good beginning. Good end.
A muddle in the middle. c
her into a modern
Madonna oozing
CRITICS art as a vehicle
for conveying After Impressionism: Inventing
quattrocento calm, attitudes and Modern Art, National Gallery,
has been borrowed emotions. Until the London WC2, until Aug 13
10 9 April 2023
MUSIC

‘LET’S GET OUR MOJO BACK’


The Eurovision final part, while UA:PBC has people
working on the contest in London and
is just 34 days away. Liverpool. The mix of Brits and
Ukrainians will give this Eurovision a
Liam Kelly meets the special feel, Green says. “We want to
host on behalf of Ukraine, we want
man who’s bringing to celebrate Ukraine, but we also want
to celebrate the UK and we want to
Europe’s biggest party celebrate Europe and Liverpool.”
to Liverpool “EuroFest” will take over much of
the Beatles’ home city in the fortnight

A
before the grand final on May 13. It
s first days at work go it was includes a “blue and yellow submarine
pretty good. No sooner had parade” and a sea-themed disco, involv-
Martin Green started as the ing British and Ukrainian designers and
BBC’s managing director of musicians and a glitterball jellyfish; the
the Eurovision Song Contest transformation of Liverpool Cathedral
than he found himself on into a railway carriage by the Ukrainian
The One Show, handing his hero, artist Katya Buchatska to replicate the
ANTHONY HARVEY/SHUTTERSTOCK, BRYAN BEDDER/GETTY IMAGES. INSETS: JAMES STACK, HARRY CARR/BBC

Graham Norton, the envelope that journey of escape from Izyum, in east-
revealed Liverpool as the host city. ern Ukraine, to the Polish border;
“If, like me, you are gay, Eurovision and a simultaneous rave in Liver-
is very much part of your cultural life,” pool and Kyiv.
Green, 51, says. He is a fanatic: 41 years However, it is unlikely that
after watching his first contest, he can President Zelensky or his wife,
still sing the British duo Bardo’s 1982 Olena, will attend because of how
entry and remembers how it was the European Broadcasting Union has
beaten by Nicole, who won Germany’s always run the contest. “The EBU are
first title with Ein bisschen Frieden. rightfully very committed to it being a
But Green isn’t just a Eurovision fan- neutral space, but also a fair competi-
boy — he’s the go-to man for organising tion for 37 countries. That’s very pre-
Britain’s biggest events: he transformed cious. We know that all our Ukrainian
the unloved Millennium Dome into the friends are very respectful of that too.”
buzzy O2 arena, was head of ceremo- Green’s 2012 Olympic ceremonies
nies for the 2012 Olympic and Paralym- were praised for bringing the country
pic Games, and turned Hull into the together. Since then politics has
UK’s City of Culture five years later. polarised the nation and the pandemic
He has just finished parallel stints has caused untold misery. “I think
running the Birmingham Common- we’ve been through quite a lot since
wealth Games cultural programme and 2012. What major events help you do is
Unboxed, the “festival of Brexit” that is get your mojo back,” Green says. “We
seen by most people as an expensive, love being outside, standing right next
taxpayer-funded failure. to someone and hugging them and
Isn’t it odd to go from overseeing cheering not only our team but
Theresa May’s much-maligned Brexit Signed on The hosts Alesha Dixon and time to put on a show that will be everybody else’s team too.
jamboree to hosting the most Europhile Hannah Waddingham. Below: Martin watched by more than 160 million “Eurovision is like those big global
party possible? “I don’t recognise that Green. Right: the UK entry Mae Muller people. After a lot of “chasing our own sporting events: you can plot your life
term,” Green says sternly when we meet tail”, he reckons they are on track. by it.” But given the UK’s dreadful
at the BBC’s White City headquarters. Everyone is at pains to emphasise recent record — coming last in two of
“I produced a festival called Unboxed.” that the UK is hosting it “on behalf of ” the past three contests —
That first day with Norton was the Ukraine. There is a Ukrainian flag in Green never thought he
easy bit for Green — in just five weeks’ the “V” of the Eurovision logo and the would have the chance
time he’ll be throwing the largest party colour scheme is all yellows and blues. to work on it.
and biggest TV event of the European Green says everything has been done “What is the Eurovi-
calendar. And that task is uniquely in collaboration with the Ukrainian sion Song Contest if it’s
challenging this year. public broadcaster UA:PBC and not 37 countries coming
For the first time since 1980 the It’s 37 countries Volodymyr Zelensky’s government. together and saying that
contest will not be held in the winning coming together Norton will be hosting alongside the we can all live together,
country of the previous year. Organis- Ted Lasso actress Hannah Waddingham live well together and
ers decided that Ukraine could not to say that and the singer Alesha Dixon, as well as enjoy each other? I
host the show because of the Julia Sanina, the frontwoman of the don’t see any differ-
Russian invasion. The BBC was
we can all Ukrainian rock band the Hardkiss. The ence in that space
asked to step in after the run- live well “postcards” — short videos showing the from this year to
ner-up, Sam Ryder, delivered host country’s culture — are expected any other year.” c
Britain its best result since together to be from Ukrainian cities, something
Katrina and the Waves won in and enjoy on which Green declines to comment. EuroFestival takes
1997. Green started in Octo- In his second week Green flew to place across
ber, giving him half the usual each other Warsaw to meet his Ukrainian counter- Liverpool, May 1-14
9 April 2023 11
TELEVISION

They owe it
all to Fleabag
The dramedy queens Lily Allen and Daisy May
Cooper deliver hot messes, toxic relationships and
smutty jokes — thanks to Phoebe Waller-Bridge

murder comedy last year), the Sister act

SARAH emotional stakes are higher


than the candy-floss colour
Freema
Agyeman as
DITUM scheme suggests. I wanted to
bolt it down in one go.
Trish and Lily
Allen as Mel
In Rain Dogs Daisy May in Dreamland.
Cooper plays the chaotic, Below, Daisy
Dreamland Sky Atlantic, Thu boozy Costello — a recovering May Cooper
alcoholic, peep show in Rain Dogs
Rain Dogs BBC1, Tue performer and single mum.
She’s Stevenage woman gone
Lewis Capaldi: How I’m wild. In episode one she gets
Feeling Now Netflix evicted from her flat and
nearly ends up in a sex-for-
Pilgrimage: The Road rent situation with a creepy
Through Portugal BBC1, Fri man who keeps talking about
“the last mummy I helped
Apparently the new decisive out” before she’s rescued by
NATALIE SEERY/SKY UK

voter in politics is “Stevenage the flamboyant yet dangerous


woman”. She’s youngish, ex-con Selby ( Jack Farthing).
upwardly mobile, a bit If you watched Cooper last
disillusioned — and every year in the outstandingly dark
party in Westminster is falling domestic noir Am I Being
over itself to figure out how to Unreasonable?, a lot of this will
give her what she wants. Can feel familiar. There’s Cooper face that is as effective for door for female-fronted Along with the celebrity
the television schedules help? in the hot mess role, bouncing clowning as for conveying comedy dramas, came pressure.
Two comedy dramas aimed off a toxic friend and a heartbreak. But the characters it’s only because Capaldi started
at her started this week. winningly precocious child feel like types rather than there was so much THE to suffer from
Dreamland stars Lily Allen.
The once famously chaotic,
(Fleur Tashjian this time,
Lenny Rush last time). And
people, especially Selby, who
seems to be the unwanted
untapped talent
waiting to get past CRITICS depression and
anxiety, manifesting
boozy black sheep of pop there’s the suggestion of answer to the question, what unimaginative in increasingly
plays Mel, the chaotic, boozy unfinished business waiting if you put Patrick Melrose in a executives. disruptive tics.
black sheep of a Margate-based to be played out. blender with The Equalizer? But there’s a lesson How I’m Feeling Now
matriarchy who crashes back Where this differs from It seems unfair to mention for vote-chasing politicians follows his rise and the
into the family bosom after AIBU? is the backdrop: seedy the F-word here, but Rain Dogs here. It’s not enough to painful process of writing his
her fashion job in Paris goes Soho rather than a bougie and Dreamland have a debt to notice that Stevenage woman second album, much of which
south. “What did you do? Let village. The other thing that’s Fleabag. If Phoebe exists, you need to give her was done at his parents’ home
a model eat a sandwich?” asks different is, regrettably, the Waller-Bridge’s something to get excited in Scotland during lockdown.
Mel’s sister Clare, played by quality. Rain Dogs just isn’t trainwreck about, and only Dreamland “A global pandemic is only in
a dry-as-gin Gabby Best. that good, and even a turn sensation manages that. the top three weird things that
Mel isn’t thrilled to be from Adrian Edmondson as a kicked If you like the mix of trauma have happened to me in the
back, and her sister Trish stunningly depraved old artist down the and dirty jokes in those shows, last three years,” he says.
(Freema Agyeman) is even can’t perk things up. the documentary Lewis It’s standard now for pop
less delighted when a It’s always a joy to watch Capaldi: How I’m Feeling stars to release fly-on-the-wall
wine-soaked Mel crashes her Cooper, with her Muppet Now was unmissable. In 2019 studies of their mental health
baby shower. “Being a hot Capaldi went from being a — Selena Gomez and Demi
mess is very 2019,” Trish says pub singer to an international Lovato have also dug this
with a glower. “Well, being a sensation when the single furrow. Time was we relied on
bitch is timeless, lucky for Someone You Loved went to paparazzi to invade celebrity
you,” Mel counters.
Allen and Agyeman deliver
I wanted No 1 apparently everywhere
in the world at once for
privacy; now artists have cut
out the middle man and
this repartee with the casual
savagery that comes from a
to bolt months on end.
Capaldi, 26, was catapulted
simply document their own
misery in official films.
family where resentments have Dreamland from saloon bars to arenas, What made Capaldi’s
GARY MOYES/BBC

built up like sandbanks. Sharon and had to deal with being worth watching is that he’s
Horgan is the producer, and down in suddenly and extremely enormously, irresistibly funny.
although Dreamland isn’t as famous. All this was, He joked about the strains of
pitch black as Bad Sisters (her one go understandably, disorientating. living with his mum and dad:
12 9 April 2023
| RADIO & PODCASTS
So will Ken be a hit?
The Radio 2 favourite has gone — and taken his best assets
telephoned Mayo’s Drivetime national commercial radio

PATRICIA to say how excited he was


to be starting a new job
station with the renaming
of stations such as Clyde 2,
NICOL the following week. The
seventysomething “Ken from
Forth 2 and Northsound 2
as Greatest Hits last Monday.
Oxfordshire” had a song Global, Bauer’s main
request: George Michael and commercial rival, and the BBC
“Good to have your dulcets Aretha Franklin’s I Knew You are at it too; BBC local radio
back on the airwaves,” James Were Waiting. journalists will strike on May 5
from Bolton messaged at And they were waiting, against job losses. Bauer’s
10.15am on Monday. wreathed in smiles, when efforts to wrest listeners
“Well, good to be anywhere Bruce arrived at Bauer’s HQ. from its rivals include smart
at my age,” was Ken Bruce’s A mariachi band and acrobats technology. In February it
self-deprecating response were laid on, plus a line-up launched an ad-free premium
as CeCe Peniston’s Finally of Bauer’s radio stars: the subscription service. On
faded out. Absolute Breakfast host Dave Monday it could not cope with
At 72, Bruce was making Berry, plus the Greatest Hits the numbers trying to sign up.
his much heralded debut on stablemates Jenny Powell, Apparently another of
commercial Greatest Hits Kate Thornton and Jackie Bruce’s beefs with Radio 2 was
Radio after 46 years with the Brambles. Bruce stopped to its management’s obsession
BBC. Bauer, Greatest Hits’ hug the Radio 2 veteran Paul with women aged 35-44,
owner, claims his first show Gambaccini. On air the patronisingly labelled “mood
drove a 400 per cent increase breakfast host Simon Ross was mums”. I am too old for this
in listeners. playing a new daily feature, demographic, but might
Bruce is no ordinary The Top 10 Til Ken. Only an Greatest Hits with mellifluous
recruit, but he’ll need all ingrate narcissist could have Ken be the station for an early
the deft radio skills he has felt underappreciated. fiftysomething “moody mum”
accumulated over five Bruce is part of Bauer’s like me?
decades to accomplish his plans to transform the UK’s Well, not yet. Even as I
new mission. He’s up against local radio landscape through admire Ken’s springy patter
the mid-morning Radio 2 shared programming. and secretly enjoy hollering
show that he made Britain’s Greatest Hits effectively along to Billy Joel, Eurythmics,
most listened to, overtaking became Scotland’s first Queen, Whitney Houston, Bob
The Zoe Ball Breakfast Show Marley and even, with some
“It’s a dangerous situation to Still, Easter is a good time five years ago. Next month, misgivings, Michael Jackson,
be masturbating in.” for second comings, and the armed with golden oldies I miss the indie music that
His parents were good BBC tried to engineer a few from the 1970s, 1980s and shaped my 1990s and 2000s.
value too. When he played
them the demo of a new song,
more with Pilgrimage: The
Road Through Portugal, in
1990s, he’ll be vying with
Vernon Kay. It could get spicy.
‘Aah, there you There are few classic rock
tunes. No hip-hop so far. Nor
his mum wrinkled her nose
and told him: “It’s not one of
which a bunch of celebrities
trek to a shrine. They include
Only last week Bruce
complained that he felt
are,’ was how do I have any desire to be
entirely retrospective in my
your better ones.” It takes an Su Pollard, Shane Lynch from “underappreciated” as he greeted music listening.
unstarry lack of vanity to Boyzone and Vicky Pattison of Radio 2’s managers wooed But there has been one
let that make the final cut. Geordie Shore, who describes television presenters. his audience absolute knock-out treat of
But there was a weirdness herself tearfully as “the girl That a star like Bruce retuning to Greatest Hits:
to it. The logic of narrative who had sex on the telly”. would even consider Greatest Mellifluous magic Ken Bruce Drivetime with Mayo. Like
demanded that Capaldi end They all seem game as Hits illustrates the ballsy has moved on from the BBC Bruce, he has brought with
the documentary with his they compare their religious confidence of commercial him many of the best bits of
demons, if not conquered, backgrounds and hopes for radio. The station is a scrappy his Radio 2 show: his jingle
then at least in check. And this the experience. And plentiful David to Radio 2’s lurching repurposing The Banana Boat
is true up to a point: he writes drone shots drive home the Goliath: Greatest Hits’ biggest Song (“Maaayo”), Confessions
the new album, and the first point that Portugal is pretty. show, Simon Mayo Drivetime, and All Request Friday. On
single is the hit that everyone If you’re going to have an attracts 1.5 million listeners; at Greatest Hits he and his team
is waiting for. encounter with the divine, Radio 2 Bruce had 8.9 million. seem to be having a blast — he
Capaldi isn’t exactly better, it might as well happen But last week Bruce sounds much happier than in
however. Even though the somewhere picturesque. sounded happy with the move, his final days at Radio 2. One
documentary left us with Even so, there’s something perhaps because he had of Mayo’s talents is to talk to
the impression that he’s in odd about watching Pollard brought so much of his own each caller like they are
a good place, in his painfully cooing over cats, or Pattison furniture: PopMaster at 10.30, long-lost friends: “And where
honest interview with this strategising for an outside a Greatest Love Song at 11.15, a is it you’re living now, Helen?”
newspaper last weekend wee, and having to remind Golden Year around midday. It’s a radioman’s intimate skill.
he sounded as ambivalent as yourself that you’re watching Also, what a welcome. Not to Bruce, who sounds energised
ever about fame. the public broadcaster’s knock a national treasure, but by his move, has it too. “Aah,
It was hard to feel religious programming for the I found the build-up to Bruce’s there you are . . .” was how
convinced by the film’s most important Christian arrival more entertaining than he greeted, or regreeted his
redemptive arc when Capaldi festival in the calendar. I prefer his reliably confident start. On audience last Monday. “You’re
is telling journalists that he’s the tradition of being the previous Friday afternoon, gonna love it.” Time will tell,
thinking about quitting. patronised by a bishop. c a nervous-sounding Scot had but this was a strong start. c
9 April 2023 13
FILM

Saved by the
scoundrel
Forget Hugh Grant the rom-com king —
he’s at his best as a Cockney sleazebag
in Notting Hill also won the

TOM award for the relationship


you least believed would last
SHONE beyond the closing credits.
Does anyone buy that Roberts’s
Anna Scott would have put up
with all that bumbling? What
Operation Fortune: chance the long haul of a
Ruse de Guerre relationship for a chap who
In cinemas and on Prime Video can’t get through a sentence?
Guy Ritchie, 15, 114min But starting with his turn as
HHH a cad in Bridget Jones’s Diary,
then in the Paddington films,
Godland Stephen Frears’s A Very English
Hlynur Palmason, 12A, 143min Scandal and now Guy Ritchie’s
HHH latest, something in Grant
seems to have been joyously
Hugh Grant seems so much liberated. No longer asked to
happier now that he’s playing play the foppish avatar of
the villain. As a romantic hero female desire, rid of the
he seemed fantastically ill at expectation that he play nice,
ease. Indeed, he turned that wholesome or cute, his inner
unease into the motor of curmudgeon is in the
some of the most beautifully ascendent. Grant performs
calibrated comic performances with the glee of a streaker on
we have seen in the rom-com a football pitch, as serenely
— even if his pairings with unbothered by the quality
Andie MacDowell in Four of the film as he was at the
Weddings and Julia Roberts beginning of his career.
Operation Fortune: Ruse
de Guerre marks Ritchie’s
ALSO RELEASED return to the heist capers with
which he made his name, yet
the writing and directing are
Air so sketchy, you suspect the
In cinemas film will cease to exist the
15, 112min HHH moment you stop watching it. Hypnotic Hugh Grant and Ritchie’s rhythm hasn’t to Plaza at one point in his
Grant enters at the 30-minute Aubrey Plaza deserted him — his ear for the perfect Del Boy accent, about
If you’re interested in how mark, playing an arms dealer snap, crackle and pop that a decibel lower than his usual
Nike went into business in white leather loafers, a whizz Sarah Fidel (Aubrey propels comedy and violence, whinny, which gives him a
with the basketball titan powder-blue lounge suit and Plaza), who spends the entire and violence as comedy — but hypnotic softness. Never mind
Michael Jordan by pitching a wonderfully softened film barking exposition into he appears to have lost any the bollocks. Grant delivers
the idea of the Air Jordan diamond-geezer accent, and earpieces, Mission: Impossible- sense of why he is making the a sweet piece of tomfoolery.
shoe, Ben Affleck’s latest briefly the film sparks into life. style. Set pieces include a film. He seems bored, frankly. Inspired by photographs
film as a director has a deal You could start watching it party on the yacht of the There are insults about penis from the 19th century,
for you. Air is basically a here and you wouldn’t have billionaire arms dealer George size, jokes about testicular Godland, from the Icelandic
Nike advert, but the script missed much. A stolen Simonds (Grant); a jewel cancer, and code decryptions writer-director Hlynur
is pithy and the stars are suitcase containing, well, robbery at the home of some consisting of “B is for Palmason, has the charm of a
engaging. Viola Davis is what exactly? Who cares? thuggish Ukrainians; a Vespa Bollocks”. You get the idea. faded antiquity and the pace of
Jordan’s mother, Deloris, All that matters is that it is chase in a Turkish market; It’s like someone doing Guy
Affleck is Nike’s boss, Phil “extremely popular with the and the commandeering of Ritchie doing Guy Ritchie.
Knight, and Matt Damon is wrong sort of people”. The a movie star ( Josh Hartnett), Even Grant’s performance TWO-FOR-ONE
the company’s basketball
expert, Sonny Vaccaro.
characters aren’t so much
introduced as dealt
presumably to remind us
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is a retread of the Cockney he
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14 9 April 2023
| THEATRE
an iceberg. A Lutheran priest
named Lucas (Elliott Crosset
Hove) is in remote Iceland,
a Danish territory at the time,
to build a village church.
This life is too hard to bear
Travelling over inhospitable James Norton gives a star turn, but Ivo van Hove’s play is like a punishment beating
land, he is guided by the gruff,
bearded Icelander Ragnar Counties Show, lasts almost shallowness is of a piece, voyeuristic. And when a
(Ingvar Sigurdsson). The men
are a study in contrasts: Lucas QUENTIN four hours. Norton is on most
of that time. His unflinching
however, with the play’s
setting. The Manhattan
character dies in a car crash
near the end, the production
pencil-thin, devout, awkward;
Ragnar monosyllabic, but
LETTS performance shows the
commitment of a soldier
portrayed here is one of
yuppie privilege, characters
crosses the border into
manipulative mush.
merry, whistling and singing as determined to complete doing little work yet having Waiting for Anya, at
they cross the tundra. Pálmason an assault course to prove enough money to build villas Cirencester’s gallant little
doesn’t have to spell it out: one A Little Life something to the sergeant- by an upstate lake. Barn Theatre, is more
man belongs here, the other Harold Pinter Theatre, major. “Look at me, I may be It is done with the technical uplifting. That may seem an
doesn’t. Ill-advisedly crossing London SW1 James Norton, the best-looking polish typical of its director, odd thing to write, given that
a flooded river, Lucas loses his HH guy not yet cast as James Bond, Ivo van Hove. Looped videos Michael Morpurgo’s story is
translator and a cross, which but I can Act with a capital A.” of New York streets flicker about Jewish children trying
floats downriver — a symbol of Waiting for Anya But does he or the play expose on two side screens. Some to escape over the Pyrenees
doomed religious doggedness. Barn Theatre, Cirencester the inner Jude? audience members sit on the in the Second World War,
The first half of the film is a HHH This production is being stage, their gawps a spectacle but he sweetens the tale
kind of ice-capped Fitzcarraldo, hailed as an event, whatever all of their own. There is with a teenage shepherd,
a portrait of colonial obstinacy James Norton puts himself that means, and the prerun mid-performance cooking, Jo. The boy bravely helps a
shot against a rugged, almost through the mangle in the hype was inevitably about possibly to keep Norton’s widow and her son-in-law
lunar landscape of mist- hot-ticket misery-fest A Little Norton baring all. There is an diabetes in check. The cast is (Yiftach Mizrahi) to protect
shrouded slopes, black cliffs, Life. As in Hanya Yanagihara’s irony to that, given the serious strong. Zubin Varla delivers a procession of refugees.
waterfalls and volcanoes, doorstop of a novel, his point that Yanagihara is trying his usual beetle-browed ball Simon Reade’s script is
beautifully captured by the character Jude is an orphaned, to make about disguise. Any of intensity as Jude’s adoptive not without its clichés and
Swedish cinematographer self-harming American lawyer father. He puts on Marigolds the acting creaks in places,
Maria von Hausswolff. The who was abused in childhood to swab blood off the floor. but there is a lovely central
use of sound is revelatory: by a Roman Catholic monk. Luke Thompson, as Jude’s performance from Jack
you hear the patter of rain Jude razors his arms until we friend, then lover, contrives to Heydon as Jo. He has a head of
on a tent, the faltering of a
candle in the wind or the
know the routine and dread
the spurts of blood. He
The play is an be prettier than Norton. He,
too, removes his smalls. Yes,
curls and natural innocence
and plays the accordion too.
horns of Alex Zhang Hungtai’s
soundtrack and shiver a little.
plunges his hand in flames and
spends stretches of the play
unrelenting it’s all quite an eyeful. But the
play itself is
There is more tenderness
in his hesitant charm than
At times the characters naked, flat on the floor in steeplechase an unrelenting steeplechase there is in four hours of
almost vanish; the camera pans exhaustion or running in of agonies, a punishment self-admiring anguish from
slowly across empty grassland, ragged circles while being of agonies beating in its own right. Some Van Hove. c
brought to life by the chirps screamed at by a sadist. will love it, but I found the
and whistles of wildlife, before Jude is forever having his Misery-fest Luke Thompson depictions of self-harm and For tickets, visit thetimes.co.uk/
alighting on a human form trousers removed by men: and James Norton rape so overdone as to feel tickets
unconscious on the ground: creepy Brother Luke, a doctor
Lucas has slipped from his with a German accent and a
JAN VERSWEYVELD

horse. It’s like a Caspar poker, a businessman who


David Friedrich painting beats him up and throws him
minus the Übermensch. down the fire escape so he
The terrible beauty of Iceland lands splat on the pavement.
is the winner here. The predatory sex is graphic
The second half is less and noisy, kisses amplified
successful. Nursed to health in to sound like a suction pump
the settlement where he is to on a blocked sink. Jude sobs.
build his church, Lucas draws Jude endures. Reduced to
close to two sisters, Anna (Vic a wheelchair, he still just
Carmen Sonne) and Ida (Ida gives his politician smile and
Mekkin Hlynsdottir). But their insists he’s fine. His scarred,
father, Carl ( Jacob Hauberg blood-covered, beautiful
Lohmann), disapproves. The body keeps being lifted
relationship between Lucas on to the treatment
and Ragnar, meanwhile, table of Jude’s surgeon.
becomes violent, playing out Yet on it goes. To
the all-too-familiar dynamics cheer things up a
of coloniser and colonised. psychiatrist keeps
Ragnar is condescended arriving, once on all
to, insulted and dismissed fours, to urge Jude
before he reveals Caliban-like to open up about
rage. After the minimalism of his past.
the first half, in which nothing The evening,
was spelt out, it becomes a which has pizzicato
symbolism class in which the accompaniment from
meaning of every erupting a string quartet placed
volcano is carefully logged front of stalls in the
and annotated. Caspar David sort of sheep pen
Friedrich plus footnotes. c used at the Three
9 April 2023 15
ON RECORD | CLASSICAL
POP & ROCK
The worm has turned
HMLTD its henchmen, the
The Worm HHHH Deverterbrates, chivvied
Lucky Number by a resistance movement
called the Grunters. Keep
I could just as up! Somewhere amid all
easily imagine of this is a candid, touching
loathing this tale about mental health,
album as with the worm as an allegory
loving it. of depression. Alongside
The conceptual arc, the outbreaks of frenzied
occasionally clunky music-making — The End Is
symbolism, the inability, Now, Wyrmlands, the title
musically, to settle in any track — that take in prog,
one place for long: all of jazz, psych-folk and rock
these might have been opera, there are moments of
designed to deter closer becalmed beauty (Liverpool
inspection. But I do love it. Street, Lay Me Down). Much
The London provocateurs’ of it is exhausting and some
second album tells of it doesn’t work. But
the story of a giant ultimately, The Worm
and tyrannical is a triumph of
invertebrate that ALBUM ambition and
returns England OF THE daring over caution
MARTIN SHIELDS, SALLY JUBB

to a feudal system
ruled over by WEEK and calculation.
Dan Cairns

Ellie Goulding Blondshell

IT’S A CLASSICAL C
Higher Than Heaven HH Blondshell HHHH
Polydor Partisan

On her fifth album, the The LA-based New Yorker’s


helium-voiced singer, who debut is an absolute peach.
broke through in 2010, To music that alternates
pitches her tent in Dua Lipa between grunge and FM
et al’s increasingly crowded rock, Sabrina Teitelbaum
retro-disco territory. Any spares no one, least of all
edges have long since been herself, with lyrics that
smoothed over, with results lacerate. On Sepsis, she A trio of star musicians launched by Young Musician
that occasionally ensnare — muses: “I’m going back to
Love Goes On is pop him/ I know my therapist’s of the Year are performing together — a timely
perfection — but spring no
surprises whatsoever. DC
pissed. We both know he’s
a dick.” Superb. DC
reminder to the BBC that this is a show to cherish

buoyant Triple Concerto with the con- Hooked on


CLASSICAL ALEXANDRA ductor Thomas Sondergard and the classics

Stravinsky String Quartet here. In the COGHLAN Royal Scottish National Orchestra.
Remarkably, the gala’s third soloist is
Benjamin
Grosvenor,
Violin Concerto, Chamber former, Faust and Les Siècles another Young Musician alumnus. The Nicola

T
Works HHHH combine to wondrous pianist Benjamin Grosvenor was a sol- Benedetti
Isabelle Faust (violin), effect, the sweetness and he cellist Sheku Kanneh-Mason emn little boy of 11 in the 2004 final and Sheku
Les Siècles, cond sinuousness of the violin remembers the time he when Benedetti triumphed with shim- Kanneh-
François-Xavier Roth contrasting with the became aware of BBC Young mering soundscapes that never seemed Mason
Harmonia Mundi grain and depth of the Musician of the Year. He was to touch the ground.
accompanying strings in the only five, watching the compe- Talk about a classical supergroup.
A revelatory second aria. This is a stellar tition at home with his family, Where most concertos put a single
recording of and enveloping account. when a 16-year-old girl called Nicola artist in the spotlight, the glory is
the 1931 violin No less absorbing are the Benedetti dazzled everyone with Szy- shared in Beethoven. Far from another
concerto by Three Pieces, where the four manowski’s Violin Concerto No 1. battle royal, the three former Young
the supremely performers are more like “I don’t think I’d ever seen that level of Musician finalists will come together
gifted Stravinsky interpreter wilful individuals than a playing before,” he recalls. in a mutual celebration of their
Faust and Roth’s period- cohesive quartet — a It was Kanneh-Mason’s turn to make three instruments.
instruments players scenario Faust and her fellow history when aged 17 he became the The concerts will be a timely
is juxtaposed with the performers audibly relish. first black winner of the BBC title seven reminder of the cultural value of the
subversive and satisfyingly A variation from Apollo is as years ago. Now he is preparing to step biennial BBC Young Musician competi-
bizarre Three Pieces for tantalising as it is lovely. DC on stage alongside Benedetti for two tion at a moment when its future is
gala performances of Beethoven’s unclear. Launched in 1978, it has a list
16 9 April 2023
ONTEST WITH THE X-FACTOR
of alumni that reads like a Who’s Who of
British classical music. Stephen Hough,
Tasmin Little, Thomas Adès, Nicholas
whose reach and profile are just as
important as its content — perhaps
even more so. And it comes when the
route into classical music for many.
Benedetti herself launches her first sea-
son as the artistic director of the Edin-
Daniel, Alison Balsom, Jess Gillam: all BBC’s commitment to classical music is burgh International Festival in just a
started here, careers forged in real time in question — last month it announced When BBC4 goes digital few months.
as viewers watched, right across the closure of the BBC Singers, only to it will be a cliff-edge BBC Young Musician is woven into
the country. perform a U-turn after a public outcry. the fabric of UK classical music at every
A lot has changed since then. The Grosvenor says: “It’s not just about moment for musicians level, an engine of collaborations and
tailcoats and old-fashioned formality of giving a platform to the performers initiatives, a breeding ground for con-
the early shows have been swept away, who take part, it’s also a source of Harry’s wedding. Handpicked by certgoers and radio-listeners. And it
but so has the public visibility. The inspiration for so many young musi- Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex, he needs no special pleading. Year after
competition started on BBC1, and even cians at home.” You don’t get the clas- played music by Fauré, Von Paradis year it delivers some of the most
regional heats were given valuable air- sical audiences — let alone the and Schubert, watched by millions. scream-at-the-television, edge-of-the-
time, but its coverage has shrunk — and performers — of tomorrow, without If pop’s many television competi- seat extraordinary moments — from a
shrunk again. It was pushed out to the first finding them and showing them tions are suffering from over-satura- soloist’s string snapping in the middle
smaller audiences of BBC2 in 1986, and what’s possible. tion, the same doesn’t hold for Young of a concerto to a hall suddenly
then banished to BBC4. Its viewing fig- Kanneh-Mason’s first encounter with Musician. Last year’s winner, the live- plunged into darkness (in both cases
ures have fallen from a peak of 13 mil- the competition led him to his local wire percussionist Jordan Ashman (still the performance continued).
lion in the competition’s first year to a concert hall in Nottingham, where win- only 18), is already becoming a visible The BBC insists it’s committed to the
measly 210,000 last year. ners would regularly perform. The champion for his instrument. Young Musician of the Year. But it could
Now there are plans for BBC4 to go cellist Guy Johnston made a particular And the BBC Young Musician com- do a lot worse than head up to Scotland
online-only in two years’ time. It’s a impression. “He played the Saint-Saëns petition doesn’t just generate perform- next month to hear some Beethoven
cliff-edge moment for a competition Cello Concerto, and I was in the front ing stars. Participants such as Adès and before it weighs the contest’s future. As
row, right underneath his spike. It was Mark Simpson have gone on to make rivals, Benedetti, Grosvenor and Kan-
incredible, and just had such an impact their name as composers, or like Steph- neh-Mason were powerful; as allies and
on me.” anie Childress become a conductor. It advocates they are unstoppable. c
A Top 20 album (all but unheard of has inspired future artistic and festival
The alumni list reads for a classical release), an MBE (aged directors as well as broadcasters like Royal Scottish National Orchestra’s
like a Who’s Who of just 22) and international fame fol-
lowed for Kanneh-Mason, climaxing in
the saxophonist Gillam, whose award-
winning radio show and podcast This
all-star gala concerts are at Usher Hall,
Edinburgh, May 26, and Glasgow Royal
British classical music a coveted slot to perform at Prince Classical Life offers an effortlessly joyful Concert Hall, May 27; rsno.org.uk
9 April 2023 17
Symphony
of the skies
A joyful appeal for
us to stop and listen
to the birdsong
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In search of
England’s soul
Stuart Maconie’s grumpy state-of-the-nation ramble
takes him from Stormzy in a Cotswolds tearoom
to 20-a-side football, sex shops and ‘potter’s rot’
It’s all grist to Maconie’s Bristol
BOOK OF THE WEEK not-so-dark or satanic mill.
Everything is copy.
fashion
Pride
Victoria Segal Everything is copied too — celebrations
at least structurally speaking. in the West
The Full English The Full English uses JB Country,
A Journey in Search of a Priestley’s 1934 travelogue 2019. From
Country and Its People English Journey as a guidebook, Photo
by Stuart Maconie Maconie following the London
HarperNorth £20 pp352 Bradford writer — a staunch 2023, Martin
liberal, with uncomfortable Parr: Recent
“When did every corner of lapses into anti-Irish sentiment Works, at
England start to reek of — to the Potteries and the Somerset
dope?” Stuart Maconie asks, Black Country, Newcastle and House,
wandering through Leicester Norwich. Maconie seeks May 11-14
town centre on one of the parallels between present-day
gentle fact-finding missions that turbulence and the “backdrop
make up The Full English. On of global recession and
other notebook-in-hand strolls menacing political
around towns and cities he demagoguery” of Priestley’s
betrays mild bemusement at time, testing the country’s
austere new vegan staples post-pandemic, Brexit-age
jackfruit and aquafaba, temperature through
entertains a small revenge conversations with strangers
fantasy of “[heaving] a brick” and the state of various high
at a kid racing around on a streets. Current affairs intrude own reasons, or is a fool, and absurd. (On the Birmingham impressed he has crowbarred
noisy trials bike and recoils in market towns and train very possibly all three.” Megabus, the man in front Love Island and Schoenberg
from “shrivellingly carriages: Ukraine, the nuclear Maconie is not unhappy in reclines his seat so far “he is into one paragraph he
anaphrodisiac” sex shops threat, an MP’s murder. the grey areas, ensuring this almost lolling in my lap like a praises himself in a lovably
on grim corners. In Bristol Maconie discusses book isn’t an I-Spy Book of courtesan in a Manet study of nerdish footnote.
Part of the writer and the fall of Edward Colston’s Easy Answers to Hard a Montmartre brothel”.) His Despite his enthusiasm for
broadcaster’s persona is that of statue and Black Lives Matter; Questions. Nor is it all cosy frame of reference underlines apparently unpromising
a slightly grumpy old flâneur, in Stoke-on-Trent, he talks observational comedy and his rangy curiosity: his locations, Maconie’s journey
his catalogue of punning pre-welfare state Britain and whimsical digression, even antennae twitch to Stormzy is rarely sentimental. He finds
British travelogues — Pies and the lives ruined by the lung if Maconie is such a funny, playing in a Cotswolds tokens of modern poverty in
Prejudice and Adventures on disease “potter’s rot”. Boston astute writer, alert to the tearoom, or a street that burning skips and detects “a
the High Teas among them triggers his deepest dive into evokes the postpunk band vague, grudging expectation
— raising what is traditionally immigration — “You will hear Sleaford Mods. Lightly worn that this is the way things are
known as a “wry eyebrow” at that most famous tenet of research directs his seemingly now”. He is no firebrand
England, at the things it values, cognitive dissonance, that casual roaming: not just his polemicist — in one tellingly
the things it lets go. A group of
Jewish boys playing 20-a-side
immigrants are both stealing
‘our’ jobs and ‘sponging’ on
He meets a commentary on Priestley, but
his information that Kenneth
English scene he huffs
under his breath at red-
football in Gateshead? A
homeless man called Cider in
benefits, and, not for the first
time, I think that anyone who
homeless man Clarke, Jake Bugg and Harold
Shipman were Notts County
trousered Cotswolds yeomen
talking stupidly about race
Stockton? Vegetarian curry claims to know the truth called Cider supporters, or the details of but avoids confrontation.
houses and pubs where a soft about all this is either a liar, Leicester’s Balloon Riot of Yet the fact he is not prone
drink order is suspect? has an axe to grind for their in Stockton 1864. At one point he is so to raging against the machine
20 9 April 2023
The lives of
Londoners How the rich really live
Diana Evans returns This tale of wealthy New York cliques is an ideal poolside read
with another strong parents would mind more are just the perfect thing for
but subtle novel FICTION about his race if he weren’t so
rich: a bad feeling. Georgiana
all kinds of bits and bobs —
off-season footwear, hats,
27 India Knight is in her mid-twenties and
naive; the only men she knows
anything with a brim that you
don’t want crushed.” The
Pineapple Street are the children of her parents’ house is full and there is no
by Jenny Jackson friends or the brothers of girls room for Sasha.
Hutchinson £14.99 pp320 she went to school with — a Things unravel. Sasha is
pool so small and familiar that troubled by Cord always
Here’s an unusual thing: a entering it feels akin to incest. putting his parents and sisters
novel about the one per cent She works for the kind of NGO first. Malcolm loses his job
that isn’t a satire or an insane that is based in a charming and Darley feels unable to tell
potboiler. It’s about the private house and run by anyone. Georgiana falls in
Stocktons, New York property people who play tennis a lot. love with her boss. Her friend
squillionaires. They are Everyone plays tennis a lot, Sebastian throws an “Oligarch
old money, discreet and except Sasha. Chic” party at a Russian dance
self-possessed: “They flew The family home is on hall, where the regulars are
coach unless the flight was Pineapple Street in Brooklyn not wearing their clothes as
really long, they drove their Heights, and as the book a joke. A fellow guest spells
cars until the clanking noise opens Tilda and Chip have it out for her: “You think it’s
became unbearable, and they downsized and given it to cool that a bunch of rich white
never, ever redecorated.” Cord and Sasha. It remains kids who met at private school
This doesn’t stop them saying fully and oppressively are dressed up in costumes to
such things as: “Oh no! I left furnished and crammed to ridicule an immigrant group
my Cartier bracelet in Lena’s the gills with ancient Stockton in their own neighbourhood?”
BMW and she’s leaving soon family memorabilia — tennis Georgiana, it turns out, is
for her grandmother’s house trophies, childhood art worth upwards of £30 million
in Southampton!” Although I projects, “high-school (“And you have two trust
am unfairly quoting the only ephemera”. Sasha and Cord accounts,” Chip says. “One
clunky line of dialogue in the sleep in his parents’ old from Geegee and Deedee and
PRIDE, BRISTOL, ENGLAND, 2019 © MARTIN PARR/MAGNUM PHOTOS/ROCKET GALLERY

book. But you get the idea. marital bed, making it hard one from Pip and Pop”).
Are they happy? Yes and for her to achieve orgasm. Pineapple Street, which is
no, partly because the When Sasha mentions often very funny, is about
younger ones are reasonably rejigging a tiny section of the more than simply “Are the
self-aware. They know, for bedroom wardrobe, Tilda rich not people? Do they not
instance, that very rich says: “Oh no, sweetie. You bleed?”, thank goodness: as
people stick together for two shouldn’t take those out. They well as class and money, it’s
reasons: because it avoids about family and love,
embarrassment — “they didn’t specifically married love, and
have to worry about the the particular guilt that comes
difference money made in from having everything and
their lives . . . Their friends
could all keep up” — and
The rich stick still not being happy.
The Stocktons are nice
because of “the secret lurking
worry that other people were
together; they people — perhaps too nice:
I could have done with more
using them. Using them for share a fear bite here and there — and easy
their weekend homes, their to like, as is this blissfully
good alcohol, their big of being used enjoyable novel. One to pack
apartments, their parties, for summer, whether you’re
their internships, their closets, On the money The author headed for the Hamptons or
makes the book’s coda more gleaming with steel. “It was their, well, their money”. Jenny Jackson in Brooklyn the Norfolk Broads. c
powerful, Maconie revealing holding Abba parties.” Both of these factors make for
he lost both parents during It echoes an unusually claustrophobic lives, smaller
the pandemic. They did not rousing passage earlier in the than they should be.
die of Covid, but his contact book. In Coventry’s transport The Stocktons are
with them was tragically museum a woman exclaims: exceptionally tightly knit.
limited by lockdown. “While I “Oh, this country used to Chip and Tilda have three
did all this, and maybe you be great! We could be great adult children: Cord (a man),
did too, Downing Street was again.” Anger breaks through Darley (a woman) and
having Wine-Time Friday,” he his fair-minded writing. Georgiana. Cord is newly
writes, his easy tone suddenly “How about forgetting about married to Sasha, a
being great?” he asks. “How normal person from Rhode
about being happy? How Island, which is a tough
about being competent? How gig in this setting. After
SARAH SHATZ, ANDREW CRIBB/ALAMY

about being sane?” That this a misunderstanding over


Maconie is should feel like a radical call
to arms suggests there’s a
a prenup, both Sasha’s
sisters-in-law dislike her.
funny, astute tough road ahead. Even a
writer of Maconie’s skill
Darley, a hotshot banker
before she had children,
— and alert might not be able to turn is married to Malcolm, a
that one into an amusing Korean-American financial
to the absurd state-of-the-nation jaunt. c whizz. She knows that her
9 April 2023 21
BOOKS
height in Italy during the

A life shaped summer of 1957 buzzes with


euphoric recall of careering
on a Lambretta with his The people
by friendships
suntanned girlfriend riding
side-saddle through Rome’s

The writer Michael Frayn views his 90


years through those he met along the way
“battered and bewitching
tumult of stone heads and
fountains, of high ceilings and
narrow alleys, of vast
behind the
MEMOIR
through essays on friends and
associates like Bamber
Gascoigne, Michael Blakemore
canvases and fallen columns”.
Chiefly, Frayn’s attention
lights on people he has learnt
from and worked with. The
book takes you behind the
murals
A manifesto to fix Northern Ireland
Peter Kemp and Peter Nichols, another scenes of his creativity and
almost-autobiography. back to intellectual and ignores the vital issue — it takes a novelist
Among Others Psychological acuteness, an artistic enthusiasms that have
Friendships and Encounters eye for telling detail and a rich inspired it. Philosophy, which to uncover the real cause of its troubles
by Michael Frayn store of memories fill the he read at Cambridge under a
Faber £25 pp261 book with engrossing Professor Wisdom, becomes a MI5. Can O’Doherty’s book

When it comes to literary


character sketches and
anecdotes. Changing social
lifelong interest.
Characteristically, it not
NORTHERN IRELAND really live up to its very
ambitious title and fix all that?
multitasking, Michael Frayn is mores are deftly displayed, as only introduces stimulating Laura Hackett The agreement was
a maestro. As a dramatist, he the book progresses from his ideas into the book, but also “grounded on the assumption
wrote the funniest play of the student days to a wry survey generates one of its funniest How to Fix Northern Ireland that the core conflict was a
1980s, Noises Off (1982), and of his present state in the sequences, which describes by Malachi O’Doherty legitimate political dispute
the brainiest play of the 1990s, run-up to his 90th birthday. the histrionics of a forehead- Atlantic £16.99 pp400 over sovereignty,” O’Doherty
Copenhagen (1998). His novels There are reticences. slapping lecturer who emits a says, but that no longer
range from the helter-skelter Although his two marriages prolonged hum as if his Close to Home stands. Now the core conflict
hilarity of Headlong (1999), his are warmly alluded to, his “cerebral machinery . . . had by Michael Magee is entrenched cultural
comedy about the possible wives, Gillian Palmer and become audible”. Hamish Hamilton £14.99 pp288 division. To prove this he
discovery of a lost Bruegel Claire Tomalin, aren’t brought Frayn’s geniality of tone speaks to politicians,
painting, to his bittersweet to the fore. Only once is his makes the book sparkle, but This Easter weekend marks journalists, academics,
tale of suspicion and “reluctance to say anything he isn’t oblivious to sombre 25 years since the signing of athletes and couples in mixed
concealment in the suburbs about the relationships of love matters. Berlin in 1972, the Good Friday agreement. marriages (in NI-speak that
during the Second World War, rather than of friendship” scented by its lime trees with The agreement ended, for the means Protestant/Catholic).
Spies (2002). His 1967 novel pushed aside. An account of a their “impossible sweetness” most part, the violence of the Then, in ten pages at the end
Towards the End of the Morning youthful affair at its transient and “softened by the Troubles, enshrined the rights of the book, he sets out his
has lasting appeal as an snowdrifts of white fluff” of citizens in Northern Ireland fixes: tear down the peace
affectionate tribute to the from its poplars, delights him. to identify as Irish or British walls, stop segregating social
old Fleet Street, thundering The idyll darkens, though, (or both) and restored housing, remove all the
to the sound of basement when his Jewish female guide self-government to the flags and murals, set up a
presses, where he began his
writing career.
He takes us speaks of being furtively
described as “one of the
country via a power-sharing
agreement. It was voted for
Troubles museum, and take
the churches out of our
Collections of his
newspaper columns relating
behind the cinders that slipped through
the oven grating”. Smaller-
by a large majority of the
exhausted population.
education system.
The solutions manage to be
his mishaps in Swinging scenes of his scale cruelties and misfortunes I was seven months old too much (tearing down the
London (including being aren’t overlooked either. But when this happened. I don’t peace walls would sadly be
mistaken for Jean Shrimpton creativity wit, zest and a keen relish for remember a time before the dangerous) and not enough.
in a trouser suit when he the ridiculous predominate in “peace process”, although O’Doherty is correct that large
emerged from a boutique in Play day Patricia Routledge, Frayn’s pleasurable backwards “uneasy stalemate” might be swathes of the population are
Carnaby Street) jostle with Michael Frayn and Celia look at what “has been (as a better term for the Northern divided, and that religion is no
substantial books of Imrie at a production tour operators say) the Ireland I know. That’s because longer fuelling this. But he
philosophy in his list of of Noises Off in 2012 journey of a lifetime”. c the agreement, as the ignores his own discovery in
publications. So do journalist Malachi O’Doherty chapter one when he takes
translations of Chekhov’s four writes in How to Fix Northern the reader “for a dander
great plays and earlier works. Ireland, was seen by our round Belfast”. O’Doherty
Standing out among his politicians as a finish line lives on “a nice tree-lined
non-fiction is My Father’s rather than a starting point street” with no graffiti, no
Fortune (2010), a memoir that for real change. The country flags and no murals. A park
didn’t only pay affecting remains, for the most part, separates him from a
tribute to his unshowily heroic divided in two. Protestants working-class Protestant area
parent, but also brimmed with and Catholics live in different where “the police drive along
recollections of his own early areas, go to different schools, slowly, looking for drug
years, done with a brio and play different sports, read dealers”. Then he heads west:
finesse that made you eager different newspapers, speak “I feel that we have crossed
GARETH CATTERMOLE/GETTY IMAGES

for an account of what different languages and vote into a ghetto.” This is now a
followed. for different political parties. predominantly Catholic area,
Among Others is a splendid The shooting of an off-duty becoming more staunch the
sequel. Convinced that “more police officer is probably deeper you go. Memorial
than anything else . . . it’s the behind the recent raising of gardens and murals
other human beings in our the Northern Ireland-related proliferate. O’Doherty sums it
lives who make us who we terrorism threat from up: “Gruff, potentially violent
are”, Frayn assembles “substantial” to “severe” by sectarianism is working class.”
22 9 April 2023
an abandoned flat, with big
nights out the only reprieve
from their depressing
CHILDREN’S
existence. “You’re stuck in this BOOK OF THE WEEK
hole with the same three or
four faces for the rest of your NICOLETTE JONES
life, drinking, taking gear,
hanging around the local until
there’s no one left to talk to.”
Very quickly things get
worse. Sean gets in a fight and
is charged with assault and
given 200 hours of community
service and a £600 fine. He
gets fired, then the flat is
repossessed and he has to
move back in with his mother.
“I had done all the things I
was supposed to do. I had
stayed on in school, gone to
university. Got my degree.” It Adventure Mice:
doesn’t matter: with sucking Otter Chaos by Philip
inevitability Sean is drawn Reeve and Sarah McIntyre
back into a world he thought David Fickling Books
he had escaped. £6.99, age 5-7
Community service means
cleaning gravestones in the Stories for children aged five
rain with a ragtag group of to seven are usually short
other convicts. One graveyard and often slight, but this
has no headstones: it is the new series by a celebrated
poor ground, filled with team crams in a lot. It
80,000 people who couldn’t follows a mouse who seeks
afford to buy plots. A fellow adventure and finds a crew
worker, the terrifying Fra, dedicated to just that.
links the area to the plight Illustrated with precise,
of “the Disappeared” of the charming and expressive
Troubles: people killed by pictures worth poring over,
the IRA and buried secretly. it takes us into the detailed
“They wanna know where all dwellings of a delightful
those people are when they’ve mouse community.
been disappearing people Philip Reeve is an expert
themselves for years and storyteller and swiftly
years, and they’re right here,” involves us in his lively
Fra says. “They’re under this characters, who are
grass.” And in this strange practical and brave, as a
conspiracy theory lies a dangerous otter threatens
kernel of truth: the evil at the mouselets in a sailing
heart of sectarian violence is contest, and our hero
JEFF J MITCHELL/GETTY IMAGES

poverty. Belfast’s poor are proves his big-heartedness.


being segregated, ignored and This is about how friends
pacified with inflammatory forgive mistakes, and how,
sectarian sentiments. A whatever you might feel
battle against the Other is about the deserts of a
a great distraction from a creature who is in trouble,
battle against hunger the right thing to do is
and unemployment. always to help.
Riding out Republican street to. Yet O’Doherty ignores brings us inside those houses If you want to understand
art on the Ballymurphy estate the social and economic with his exceptional debut what Northern Ireland is really

If you are not devoutly


deprivation he uncovers in his
manifesto. He argues that we
novel, Close to Home. This is
fiction, yes, but it has life and
like, you could do no better
than this astonishing, funny
WATCH OUT FOR
religious, the only reason to should paint over the murals movement and pain that and even optimistic debut. The Handbook of
cling on to your identity as on the gable walls, but neglects O’Doherty’s non-fiction study Every detail rings true, every Forgotten Skills by Elaine
Protestant or Catholic is if you what’s going on inside those does not capture. It follows character is fleshy and real Batiste and Natalie Crowley,
have nothing else to cling on terraced houses. Do people Sean, a young man who has and heartbreaking. Magee illustrated by Chris Duriez
have fulfilling jobs, clothes for returned home to Belfast after captures the stark beauty and Magic Cat £17.99, age 7-11
their children, healthy food in completing an English degree distinctive humour of Belfast.
the fridge, walls free of damp? in Liverpool. Sean was brought He’s not trying to fix Northern A rewarding compendium
Do they have the kind of up in Twinbrook, a staunchly Ireland with this novel, but of step-by-step instructions
Protestants lives that don’t rely on
sectarian pride to make
republican housing estate in
west Belfast, once the home
decision-makers should read
it. It might help them to see
for a score of traditional
skills, from sewing on a
and Catholics them meaningful?
Perhaps it takes a novelist,
of the hunger striker Bobby
Sands. Unable to find a job in
the real people behind the
murals. So should the judges
button to tying knots to
writing a thank-you letter.
still live very rather than a journalist, to England, Sean is working in of literary prizes. Magee Old-fashioned activities to
illuminate this. The Belfast- Belfast nightclubs and living has a remarkable talent; share between generations.
different lives born author Michael Magee with his schoolmate Ryan in I hope it is rewarded. c
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The secret lives of soldiers are revealed in this unexpected history

Genital warts and all


made him sick and while offers a Second World War
HISTORY he showed a flair for
gymnastics at military school,
narrative set apart from
“football jingoism, belligerent
Dan Jones it was rather too much flair. rows over wearing a poppy
Once, after he vaulted and tired arguments
Men at War gracefully over a pommel [about the] wartime leader
Loving, Lusting, Fighting, horse, the officer in charge Winston Churchill.”
Remembering 1939-1945 yelled at him: “What do Turner’s first book, Out of
by Luke Turner you think you are, a bloody the Woods, charted his own
Weidenfeld £18.99 pp352 ballet dancer?” sexual confusion and
This was prescient. After experimentation, largely with
Around the start of the his removal from active men in forests. He brings

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Second World War a British service, Danton went off much of this approach to his
Army captain called Henry to train as a dancer and take on the war. Instead of
Danton became lost on ended up at Sadler’s Wells, lionising the “Captain Tom”
Salisbury Plain. Danton was performing throughout the generation as stoic, heroic
commanding a troop of men, war, even as V-1 flying bombs and vanilla, Turner argues presents a colourful cast
four lorries and several buzzed overhead. One of his that “even for the most selected to show wartime
artillery pieces. To lead them few gripes from this time superficially ‘normal’ white, Britain’s fighting men warts
all into the middle of nowhere
was not just an embarrassing
was being addressed as
“boy” by the choreographer.
heterosexual man in the
British military of the
One captured and all — or, rather, genital
warts and all.
mistake, it was the final
straw. Shortly afterwards
“I’d been in charge of a group
of four guns with men on each
Second World War, there was
no one way of being. They
pilot lost 50lb We meet, for example,
Colin Spencer, who joined
he was retired from active
service and later discharged
gun, you know.”
This unusual career is one
had their private lives, their
desires, their discomfort at
and survived the Medical Corps and
volunteered to treat
from the army.
Danton had already
of dozens compiled by the
journalist Luke Turner in
their physical selves, the
dread of shame, worry at not
by eating cats VD sufferers “because it
presented him, a bisexual
shown signs he was not cut Men at War, a blended work doing their best, a potential man, with the opportunity to
out for service. He hated of cultural history and for cowardice and bravery . . .” see ‘a lot of cocks’”. There’s
discipline, bayonet practice personal memoir that In pursuit of his thesis Turner Peter de Rome, whose war

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also, Turner writes, cigarettes with an oversexed
“encountered the usual
transvestitism and sexual
pal called “Wanker Bill”.
Turner weaves between
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fluidity that so many these tales memories of OF THE WEEK
[PoWs] wrote about in their his own family members
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the first British vaginoplasty, Turner also writes about introducing
carried out in 1951, gave his own bisexuality and his Pakistani
Roberta the body she felt his loathing of games at parents to
matched her true self. school; of his lifelong his black
More heteronormative obsession with Airfix planes girlfriend,
but no less hair-raising is the and his squeamishness Yasmina, in this clever novel
career of JH Witte, the author at modern displays of about vulnerability and
and antihero of One That patriotism rooted in victimhood. Beneath the
Didn’t Get Away, a memoir wartime stereotypes. poignant romance it is a
describing Witte’s escapades Occasionally these “me” cautionary tale about what
was “not just a fight against Lathered up The 2nd Battalion after joining the Territorial passages are poignant, but happens when you get
Hitler, but a quest for the Dorsetshire Regiment Army in 1936 because he they are by far the least so caught up in your own
perfect cock”. De Rome enjoying a bath. They were in was bored. In Jerusalem interesting parts of Turner’s vulnerability that you forget
lathered up comrades in France in 1940 as part of the Witte frequented a brothel book, and when they lapse about others.
the showers and, during British Expeditionary Force called Madam Rose’s; in into Gen Z-facing solipsism Johanna Thomas-Corr
Operation Overlord, hooked Cairo he met a barber who and textbook north London
up with a Mauritian called Cowell, a racing driver turned showed him porn and had a chatterati snobbery they are
Papillon, spending an “idyllic RAF pilot who was shot young lad masturbate him outright annoying. ST DIGITAL
afternoon” shortly after D-Day
naked in an orchard near
down over enemy territory,
captured and sent to the
under a sheet. Captured by
the Nazis and sent on a
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outliers and oddballs of the
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extroverts, they say. (If I make

How we lost a it into the club, that’s me!)


The scientific research into
sensitivity is in its early stages,

million skylarks but one of the most interesting


developments relates to the
short version of the serotonin
This ode to songbirds is a fascinating transporter gene, which in the
1990s was thought to relate to
trove of facts — read it before they’re gone depression. Researchers now
call it a “plasticity gene”
the sun, to minimise their because it seems to make
NATURE shadow. Skylarks ascend an
average of 400ft at 3ft a
people more open to their
environment, allowing it to
James McConnachie second, and sing before any shape them. This might mean
other bird, meaning that that negative events hit you
Wild Air “to be up with the lark” harder. It also means that if
by James Macdonald Lockhart actually means to be up a you “receive support,
4th Estate £18.99 pp342 good 90 minutes before dawn. encouragement and
Nightingales have a repertoire affirmation” the positive
Nature writing being a of 250 distinct phrases, which effect will be amplified.
competitive sport these days, they pour out at a rate of 400 Sensitive people, they
any book about birdsong will every hour. Lockhart explains say, are often targeted by
be judged on how well it the anatomy of a bird’s syrinx narcissists (tick!) and find
captures those sounds in (its voice box) and why noises romantic relationships
words. In Wild Air, James do not only seem louder at difficult (tick!) because harsh
Macdonald Lockhart sets out night but actually are (sound words cut so deeply. At work

Find your
to find and describe eight waves are bent away from the they are tormented by the
British birds known for the relatively warm air towards infinite inbox (tick!) because
songs they sing — and he does the cooling night ground). “every unanswered email feels
not shrink from the challenge. There is one character in like someone you’re letting
Skylarks are “a sense of
the air above the field
trembling”. The lapwing’s
“peewit” cry is “two
squeezed, desolate notes”.
the book: Lockhart’s great-
grandfather, the Scottish
naturalist Seton Gordon, who
would “be utterly dismayed
and shocked by the
superpower down”. Granneman and Sólo
suggest that when we sensitive
flowers are feeling angry,
stressed or deeply upset
we should “activate” our
And Manx shearwaters? acceleration in losses” of Does being a ‘sensitive person’ really “cognitive brain” with some
Lockhart hears “a muffled, Britain’s birds. The statistics make you a natural-born leader? facts to counterbalance the
coughing gurgle, like a thick are beyond dismaying. The message (and strength) of
soup bubbling and spurting nightingale: down 90 per cent our emotions. And we should
beneath me, as if the hill were in the past 40 years. The Powers of the mind Eleven “set healthy boundaries”.
releasing something gaseous”.
This is bravura prose. But
skylark: a population
diminished by half since the
PSYCHOLOGY and Mike in Stranger Things Apparently, it’s OK to say:
“That doesn’t work for me.”
just as in his debut, Raptor, a early 1980s — a loss of more Christina Patterson sensitive, they argue, makes Their aim, it seems, is to
refined study of Britain’s birds than a million pairs. The you more likely to be do for sensitive people what
of prey, Lockhart is never lapwing: down by 89 per cent Sensitive The Power of a empathetic and creative, Susan Cain did for introverts
self-indulgent. A literary agent since 1987 in Northern Thoughtful Mind in an gives you greater sensory with her global bestseller
in his day job, he may be the Ireland, and the numbers Overwhelming World intelligence and enables you Quiet. They want to “put
archetypal “lone enraptured elsewhere will be similar. by Jenn Granneman and to feel, and process, things sensitive people in leadership
male” (to quote Kathleen Wild Air is anything but a Andre Sólo more deeply. Sensitive people roles, and watch the problems
Jamie’s acerbic epithet about depressing read, though. It Penguin Life £18.99 pp272 “think like military strategists, solve themselves”. Their book
the sort of middle-class man is both joyful and mindful, a considering all the angles to will certainly help people
who has colonised nature powerful argument for being As a child, Andre Sólo used to maximise the chance of a win”. who have struggled with the
writing) but he comes across still and listening. Lockhart hide in a sewer pipe. He cried If, like me, you have often downsides of what they now
as a respectful guest. Lockhart doesn’t make the point when he saw other children been called “too sensitive”, know is a superpower.
is committed to understanding explicitly, but I think he being bullied and started “too emotional” or (an old Written with journalistic
each one in its habitat, and to would say that these songs, skipping school when he was favourite for women) verve, it’s a pacey, easy read.
capturing that sense of place and these creatures, are bullied himself. Years later “hysterical”, by now you But I question the concept,
in the song. Watching a dipper beautiful in themselves, he met a young woman, Jenn may be feeling a warm glow. or perhaps I should say the
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on a rock in a Welsh stream, it and that beauty alone Granneman, who also skipped We’re the true leaders! Bring genre, where there is always
seems “like the dipper sang to justifies protecting them and school, hid from her friends on our quivering sensibilities, a “surprising advantage”
the river, and the sound and enjoying them and had to cut the straps from our deep hearts and our love that becomes a manifesto to
movement of the water — and writing her clothes so the fabric didn’t of nuance. If this is a club, spark a revolution.
inflected its about them. At the rub her skin. They fell in love. where do I sign up? Can’t highly sensitive
song”. close of the book, They started a website. And If it is a club, the rules aren’t people just be slightly different
Lockhart is he passes a fellow now they have written a book entirely clear. All sentient to other people, rather than
knowledgeable enthusiast in the about “the hidden power of beings are sensitive to a point, morally superior? Does every
too. Nightjars turn dark out listening the highly sensitive person in so where do you draw the newly identified and previously
their bodies with for nightingales. a loud, fast, too-much world”. line? At about 30 per cent of underrated group have to be a
It’s “just “We believe they [sensitive the population, apparently. special tribe that will now solve
Repertoire A extraordinary”, people] are the leaders, But you can’t be diagnosed as everything? Is everything, in
nightingale the man says. healers and visionaries that “highly sensitive”. And it isn’t other words, about identity?
has 250 The book is pretty our world needs the most the same as introversion; Or perhaps this is sour
distinct extraordinary right now,” the couple say in about 30 per cent of highly grapes because I didn’t tick
phrases too. c the introduction. Being sensitive people are actually quite enough of the boxes. c
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west London “massacre eight years after Ordinary

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Great fires of negligence”; pain and
outrage for Grenfell,
and an interrogation
of modern racial issues
People, and Michael is now
married to the glamorous,
vibrant singer Nicole, who is
nothing like Melissa. Drained

of London underscore the


whole narrative.
The titular Alice has
spent 50 years in London,
by his demanding non-profit
career, he tells himself that
he needs Nicole’s verve and
vitality. He probably doesn’t.
This follow-up to Ordinary People sets brought up three girls, Evans is good at marital
love and loss in the shadow of Grenfell survived Cornelius’s brutality,
managed to leave him, and
dynamics, tracing the shifts of
love and loathing, itemising
now — a believer in “cyclical the peccadilloes that are
this is a sequel. New to life” — has decided to iceberg tips, the disconnect
FICTION Evans’s work, I entered
with no understanding
see out her days in the
motherland, Nigeria. Her
and desire. One of the most
interesting things about her
Lucy Atkins that the characters’ daughters have different writing, though, is its streak of
backstories and reactions to this intuitive, supernatural oddity.
A House for Alice connections were unsettling master plan. This is best when fleeting:
by Diana Evans already established. Sibling tensions roil Cornelius notes that the carpet
Chatto & Windus £18.99 pp352 Evans’s writing is and simmer, shared still emits “tiny screams from
indeed strong: subtle childhood wounds flare. the Seventies” — a chilling
Diana Evans’s third novel, but grounded, lyrical If there is a central sentence telling us everything
Ordinary People, put her yet accessible. Her character, though, it is about his parenting.
firmly on the literary map characters feel real, not Alice, who is fairly There are (many) other
when it was shortlisted for, their interactions — peripheral, but Melissa, key characters: Melissa’s two
among others, the 2019 particularly that a journalist, aspiring poet sisters, everyone’s children,
Women’s Prize for Fiction. tense space where and divorced mother of and friends including the
Bookended by Barack Obama’s the political and two. Melissa begins to divorced Damian (his life
2008 election and the death of domestic meet realise that her ex-husband, dismantled by a traumatic
Michael Jackson, it explores — nuanced. There are Michael, is the only thing that situation with his teenage
the lives of two middle-class, overarching themes makes sense in her life. This is daughter) and Hazel, who is
mixed-race couples in London of home, belonging, tackling infertility. They have
as they weather the ups and loss and racial politics. Outstanding Diana Evans their episodes too, and these
downs of child-rearing and Evans unfurls these at perspective switches can feel
marital disharmony. the very start, kicking off disjointed, disorientating,
Bernardine Evaristo called with two fires: one in a even distancing, perhaps
Evans “one of our most house, one in a tower. because the big-picture jigsaw
outstanding writers”, while The house belongs has already been slotted into
critics compared her to Rachel
Cusk or Kate Atkinson, and
to Cornelius, a once
brutal, now infirm
Her writing place in Ordinary People.
This novel can be read as
spoke delightedly of that
novel’s humour, elegance and
father of three grown
women, who drops
is lyrical, a stand-alone — of course it
can — but why would you?
tenderness. It is weird, then, a lighted cigarette subtle and Far better to read Ordinary
that the jacket of A House for in the family home. People first, then come to
Alice does not mention that The tower is the grounded this informed and ready. c

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narrative back and forth in
time and alternating between
behaviour that will be familiar
to anyone who knows Romeo
Rican nationalist. It’s a detail
that feels a little too on the
Erica Wagner And so it is for Carmen and her two protagonists’ voices. and Juliet or The Sopranos. nose for this otherwise subtle
Grace, two young women It’s an effective way of Carmen breaks the rules and sensitive novel.
Carmen & Grace struggling to find their places maintaining suspense in this when she falls for Pete, a It’s impossible not to root
by Melissa Coss Aquino in a society that surrounds character-driven tale. Carmen Williamsburg artist whose for Carmen and Grace, to
Head of Zeus £16.99 pp389 them with threat, where the and Grace come from broken career is supported by one wish for their success against
safest option seems to be families. “We had watched of the white-collar criminals long odds. Aquino builds a
Grace de los Santos knows the path of violence. Set in both of our mothers lose their who works with Doña Durka. powerful portrait of thorny,
how America works. She takes the Bronx at the turn of the teeth before they turned 30,” She gets pregnant and marries courageous women, and gives
her cousin Carmen to Tiffany, century, this debut from Carmen says. They are taken him, but her involvement in Doña Durka, the queen-pin
the New York jeweller whose Melissa Coss Aquino offers under the wing of Doña Durka gang culture keeps the young whose empire Grace will
turquoise boxes are a symbol a rich portrait of a dystopian Rodriguez, who sends Grace family apart and eventually inherit, an almost mythic
of wealth and class. As she matriarchy where shelter and to a Catholic school to ensure threatens to destroy it. sensibility. The ending is
buys platinum and diamonds, security come at a high price. she will be able to pass as If there’s a false note in surprising and satisfying.
Grace reminds her protégée of The reader understands privileged when she begins this novel, it’s the way Pete Carmen and Grace earn the
how “everybody who got rich that price from the beginning, to carry drugs into Manhattan seems too much of a device lives their author gives them;
in this country started dirty. for when we first meet neighbourhoods and launder to move the story in the the novel’s length and pace
Slave trade. Moonshine. Carmen she is in prison on the money through property. direction the author needs allow them room to breathe,
Gambling. She used to love brink of release. Aquino does To those outside of it, it to go. His real name isn’t even when the atmosphere
to say: ‘Even the Pilgrims not reveal precisely what got Doña Durka’s universe Pete at all, but Pedro — Pedro in which they must live
f***ed with the Indians to get her behind bars until late in appears lawless, but it is Albizu Gonzales. He’s named threatens to stifle them. c
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THE BEST OF THE WEEK AHEAD SEVEN-DAY LISTINGS FOR APRIL 9-15

PICKS OF FILM OF
THE WEEK THE WEEK
FOR THE LOVE OF The Graduate
Monday, BBC2, 10.30pm
PAUL O’GRADY Mike Nichols’s 1967 comedy
about a 20-year-old (Dustin
Today, ITV1, 8pm Hoffman) seduced by an older
woman (Anne Bancroft) is a
FOR THE LOVE product of its era’s youthful

OF DOGS
artistic spirit, but it is too
smart to valorise its young
hero. He may resist the
Thursday, ITV1, 8.30pm consumer society — a world
(not STV) the film sums up in a famous
one-word line: “Plastics” —
Loved by dogs, loved by but he too has a touch of
humans — there can be few plastic in his soul.
better obituaries than that.
Paul O’Grady, who died on
March 28, once said that DEMAND PICK
letting him loose in Battersea
Dogs & Cats Home was like OF THE WEEK
“putting an ex-drug addict in The Marvelous Mrs Maisel
a cocaine factory” and as the Prime Video, from Friday
new series of Paul O’Grady And so the curtain falls on one
— For The Love Of Dogs of the true originals of the
again emphasises, the Peak TV era, Midge Maisel
comedian and presenter had (Rachel Brosnahan), hustling
a special bond with animals, for meaningful stand-up
able to win over the shyest comedy spots and taking to
chihuahua and calm the most the stage for the final time
boisterous terrier. in this fifth series. The end
Returning to his beloved begins with an astonishing
Battersea for an eleventh opening scene, before
series, this first episode switching to more familiar
follows O’Grady as he gently territory and an unconsidered
coaxes a nervy bichon frisé career opportunity for Midge.
out of her shell, falls in
love with Peggy, a giant
Newfoundland, above right, in RADIO PICK
need of major surgery and
desperately resists the lure of Palladium — you suspect he wig: social worker, gay OF THE WEEK
yet another canine adoption. would be quite happy to be rights activist and light Dementia — Unexpected
While O’Grady racked up a commemorated by these entertainment maven Stories Of The Mind
dazzling array of accolades as delightful visits. among them. Monday-Friday, Radio 4, 1.45pm
both himself and his Rightfully, however, Victoria Segal Neurologist Jules Montague
formidable old-school Sunday night also features a and William Miller (son of
“blonde bombsite” drag
alter-ego Lily Savage —
tribute documentary, For The
Love Of Paul O’Grady, where
THE WEEK AHEAD Jonathan, who died after
suffering Alzheimer’s) visit
stints on Blankety archive footage and testimony MasterChef people with rare dementias.
Blank and The Big from those close to him (Monday, BBC1, 8pm) In the first episode they
Breakfast, prime- promise to stand as a Stacey Dooley — meet Geraint and his wife
time chat shows, reminder of all the hats he Ready For War ? Jacqui, who live with his
panto at the wore on top of his famous (Wednesday, BBC3, 9pm) frontotemporal dementia.
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BBC1 BBC2 ITV1 CHANNEL 4 CHANNEL 5


6.00 Breakfast The latest reports. 6.50 Countryfile Reports. (R) 6.00 Children’s Shows Fun. 6.10 3rd Rock From The Sun (R) 6.00 Milkshake! Fun for children.
8.25 Match Of The Day Highlights 7.45 Beechgrove Garden (R) 9.25 News; Weather Reports. 7.00 FILM: The Spongebob Movie 10.00 The Smurfs Animation.
of the latest matches. (R) 8.15 Landward New run. 9.30 Love Your Weekend With With the voice of Tom Kenny. 10.20 Entertainment News Gossip.
10.00 Easter Day Service — Live 8.45 Easter From King’s (R) guests Judy Parfitt, Larry The plucky sea creature sets 10.25 Friends Joey is nominated for
From Southwell Minster 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites Lamb and Adam Garcia. out to prove his boss Mr a daytime drama award. (R)
Led by the Dean, the Very 11.30 The Best Dishes Ever (R) 11.30 James Martin’s Saturday Krabs is innocent of stealing 10.50 FILM: The Ten
Rev Nicola Sullivan. 12.00 FILM: Easter Parade Stars Morning With TV and radio Neptune’s crown. Irreverent Commandments Stars
11.00 Urbi Et Orbi The Pope’s Fred Astaire and Judy presenter Gloria Hunniford. (R) animated fun. (2004, U) Charlton Heston, Yul Brynner,
Easter message and blessing. Garland. A dancer trains a 1.45 Love Your Garden (R) Edward G Robinson and
11.30 My Life At Easter Sally Philips 2.15 News; Weather Update. 8.35 The Simpsons Cartoon. (R)
chorus girl to be his partner, Anne Baxter. The story of
meets the Rt Rev Rose 2.30 Champions Cup Rugby 9.30 Sunday Brunch With Aimee
but ends up falling for her. Moses and how he came out
Hudson-Wilkin to discuss Live coverage of a quarter- Fuller, Katya Jones, Phil
Witty musical. (1948, U) of exile to free the enslaved
what Easter means to her. final in the competition. Dunster, Jenny Eclair, Jeremy
1.40 Talking Pictures Musicals. (R) Hebrews from Egyptian rule.
12.30 Bargain Hunt Curios. (R) 5.30 Lingo Charity edition, with Dyson and Andy Nyman.
Memorable epic. (1956, U)
1.00 News; Weather Reports. 2.00 Attenborough’s Wonder Of Lulu, Lee Juggurnauth, Stacey 12.30 The Simpsons Cartoon. (R)
1.15 Songs Of Praise Katherine Eggs Documentary. (R) Dooley, Kevin Clifton, Ugo 1.50 FILM: The Voyage Of The 3.25 FILM: Superman III Stars
Jenkins celebrates Easter 3.00 Flog It! In Lincolnshire. (R) Monye and Sam Quek. (R) Dawn Treader Stars Georgie Christopher Reeve, Richard
Sunday at Chester Cathedral. 4.00 Interior Design Masters 6.30 News; Weather Update. Henley and Skandar Keynes. Pryor, Robert Vaughn and
The designers transform five 6.45 Regional News Headlines. Margot Kidder. The Man of
1.50 CHOICE The Sound Of Lucy and Edmund Pevensie
1930s beachside chalets. (R) 7.00 CHOICE Saturday Night Steel battles to thwart the
Music Stars Julie Andrews. A join the king of Narnia on a
5.00 Race Across The World The Takeaway — Behind The journey across the sea. Sturdy schemes of an evil tycoon
cheerful novice nun brings
stakes are raised as the team Screens A look at the inner fantasy adventure. (2010, PG) and a computer genius.
joy and love into the lives of
that reaches the checkpoint workings of Ant and Dec’s Boisterous sequel. (1983, PG)
seven children when she
last is eliminated. (R) entertainment show, lifting 4.00 FILM: Percy Jackson & The
becomes their governess.
6.00 Inside The Factory Gregg the lid on how it is made. Lightning Thief Stars Logan 6.00 FILM: The Hobbit — The
(1965, U; see Film choice)
Wallace finds out how Jaffa (See Critics’ choice) Lerman. A teenager learns he Desolation Of Smaug Stars
4.35 Wild Isles Documentary. (R) Cakes are made on a visit to 8.00 CHOICE For The Love Of is the son of Greek god Martin Freeman, Ian
5.35 News; Weather Reports. the Manchester factory Paul O’Grady A tribute to the Poseidon, and finds himself McKellen, Richard Armitage
6.00 Countryfile Sean Fletcher where McVitie’s churn out presenter and comedian, in the middle of a feud and Orlando Bloom. The
presents medical-themed 1.4bn of them every year. (R) whose death last month between immortals. Good dwarves and hobbits face
stories from the archives. 7.00 The Boleyns — A Scandalous prompted a flood of tributes. juvenile fun. (2010, PG) the dragon that stole their
7.00 CHOICE Wild Isles David Family Anne Boleyn returns (See Pick of the week) homeland. Spectacular
Attenborough introduces the to England from France having 6.15 News; Weather Reports.
9.00 CHOICE Agatha Christie’s fantasy sequel. (2013, 12)
colourful world of Britain and grown into a real beauty, and 6.40 The Secret World Of Cereal
Why Didn’t They Ask Evans? Jo Brand explores the story 9.00 CHOICE Pompeii — The
Ireland’s oceans. (See Critics’ she dazzles the Tudor Court New mystery series, with Will
choice; last in series) while her family plays the long behind Britain’s most popular Discovery Dan Snow looks at
Poulter and Lucy Boynton. A breakfast cereals, from the how the preserved city was
8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona game to catch a king. (2/3, R) dying man’s last words send
Bruce presents from Brodie 8.00 Commando — Britain’s dominant companies to new found, revealing how
a vicar’s son and a socialite independent rivals. (R) treasure hunters and
Castle in Scotland, where Ocean Warriors Behind the on a crime-solving adventure.
the treasures include a scenes with the Royal Marine 7.40 The Great Celebrity Bake archaeologists battled for
(1/3; see Critics’ choice) Off Paddy McGuinness, centuries to uncover and
cane with a concealed Commandos, following the 10.15 News; Weather Update.
compass and telescope. training and deployment of Coleen Nolan, Joe Thomas sometimes plunder it.
9.00 Great Expectations Jaggers those who make up the 10.35 FILM: 2 Fast 2 Furious Stars and Ellie Taylor face three 10.30 TV’s 30 Most Complained
makes Pip an offer of a new fighting unit, and exploring Paul Walker. A disgraced challenges in support of About Moments A look back
life in London — but he soon its ethos and history. (R) cop is given a chance to Stand Up To Cancer. at the programmes that
comes to realise the horrific 9.00 CHOICE Last Woman On redeem himself by going 9.00 Tempting Fortune The prize attracted the highest number
cost that must be paid for his Earth New run. Sara Pascoe undercover to bring a drug fund has taken some hits, of complaints in British TV
rise in society. (3/6) tracks down more of the trafficker to justice. Shallow and much of the group are history, as well as a few
10.00 News; Weather Reports. world’s most endangered thriller sequel. (2003, 12) not happy abou the situation. surprises that did not make
10.20 Match Of The Day 2 Premier jobs and crafts, beginning in 10.00 Gogglebox The armchair the list, from talent contests
12.35 Teleshopping Goods.
League action, featuring Greece, where she meets the critics share their opinions to reality shows, soap
3.00 Love Your Garden (R)
Liverpool v Arsenal, and last monk in a monastery. on what they have been operas and even the news.
3.50 Unwind Daily relaxation.
Leeds United v Crystal Palace. (See Critics’ choice) watching during the week. (R) 12.25 Funniest Ever Celebrity
5.05-6.00 Jeremy Pang’s Asian
Moments Ore Oduba presents
11.20 FILM: Blade Runner 2049 10.00 CHOICE Eternal Beauty Kitchen Easy recipes. (R) 10.55 FILM: Meet The Parents
a selection of memorable
Stars Ryan Gosling. An Stars Sally Hawkins. A woman Stars Robert De Niro and Ben
clips featuring celebrities
android-hunter uncovers a falls into a state of despair Stiller. A nurse makes a
appearing on game shows,
secret and goes in search of and schizophrenia, but her disastrous effort to impress
including bloopers involving
the missing detective who is life starts to change when his girlfriend’s father — a
Bradley Walsh, Brian Dowling
connected to the case. she meets a failed musician. former CIA agent who does
and Danny Dyer. (R)
Superb sequel. (2017, 15) (2019, 15; see Film choice) not suffer fools gladly.
1.20 The LeoVegas Live Casino
Brash comedy. (2000, 12)
1.55-6.00 Joins BBC News 11.30 Gods Of Snooker Examining Show Interactive gambling.
the sport’s rise to prominence, 1.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen 3.20 Egypt’s Great Treasures
SCOTLAND 11.30 Reflections At The beginning with how Alex Nightmares USA Advice. (R) Bettany Hughes concludes
Quay. 1.15 My Life At Easter. With ‘Hurricane’ Higgins helped to 1.50 Hotel Chocolat — Inside her journey. (Last in series, R)
Sally Phillips. 2.15 Songs Of Praise. transform the game. (1/3, R) The Chocolate Factory (R) 4.05 Friends Three episodes of
2.50 FILM: The Sound Of Music. 12.30 Burt Bacharach At The BBC 2.45 Come Dine With Me (R) the American sitcom. (R)
5.50 Reporting Scotland; Weather. Archive performances. (R) 4.55 The Dog House Insights. (R) 5.15 House Doctor Advice in
11.20 Sportscene. 12.05 FILM: Blade 2.00 My Life At Easter (Signed, R) 5.45 Escape To The Chateau (R) Beckenham, Kent. (R)
Runner 2049. 2.40 BBC News. 3.00-4.00 Wild Isles (Signed, R) Ice, ice ably: Taylor (C4, 7.40pm) 5.55-6.35 Countdown Game. (R) 5.40-6.00 Children’s Shows

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Please, can someone ask the BBC to turn the lights


BBC1 WALES 12.30 Iolo’s 6.30 News; Weather 6.45 Regional 7.20 Octonots 7.30 Cacamwnci on for Great Expectations and the music off on
Borderlands 4.35 Reunion Hotel BBC News 7.00 Saturday Night Takeaway 7.45 Patrol Pawennau 8.00 Amser Wild Isles.
SCOTLAND 7.00 The Seven 7.15 — Behind The Screens 8.00 For The Maith Maith Yn Ol 8.15 Pablo 8.25
Nicholas Russell
Sportscene — Premiership Highlights Love Of Paul O’Grady 9.00 Agatha Ahoi! 8.40 Sion Y Chef 8.50
8.00 Grand Tours Of Scotland’s Christie’s Why Didn’t They Ask Penblwyddi Cyw 9.00 Garddio A Mwy
Rivers 9.00 Highland Cops 10.00 Evans? 10.15 News; Weather 10.35 9.30 Y Cosmos 10.30 Pen/Campwyr Great Expectations (BBC1): What the dickens?!
Still Game 10.30 Two Doors Down FILM: 2 Fast 2 Furious 12.35 11.30 Dechrau Canu Dechrau The definition of the complete opposite of a
11.00-12.00 Seven Days STV 6.00 Teleshopping 3.00 Love Your Canmol 12.00 Dan Do 1.00 Codi Pac “sensitivity reader” is Steven Knight.
Children’s Shows 9.25 News; Garden 3.50 Night Vision 5.05-6.00 2.00 Teulu’r Castell 3.00 Dirgelion Charles Foster
Weather 9.30 Love Your Weekend Jeremy Pang’s Asian Kitchen S4C Afon Dyfi 4.00 Sopranos — Y Pasg
11.30 James Martin’s Saturday 6.00 Cyw: Blociau Rhif 6.05 Guto 5.00 Ffermio 5.35 Pobol Y Cwm
Morning 1.45 Love Your Garden 2.15 Gwningen 6.20 Caru Canu 6.25 6.45 Newyddion 7.00 Dechrau Canu Great Dissatisfactions.
News; Weather 2.30 Champions Awyr Iach 6.40 Jambori 6.50 Digbi Dechrau Canmol 8.00 Cynefin 9.00 Marissa Bryden
Cup Rugby. Live coverage 5.30 Lingo Draig 7.05 Jen A Jim Pob Dim Y Swn 10.35-11.40 Hen Dy Newydd

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THE BEST TV FROM NETFLIX AND BEYOND... EASTER SUNDAY 9 APRIL
CRITICS’ CHOICE NATURE CHOICE
Last Woman On Earth It may be the end of the
(BBC2, 9pm) road for Wild Isles on BBC1
A travelogue in which the tonight, but that doesn’t
comedian Sara Pascoe larks mean this natural-history
about. Trying out unusual and journey needs to end for
increasingly rare jobs might you quite yet. Switch to BBC
seem like fun, but — much like iPlayer for Saving Our Wild
the Athenian bell-makers she Isles (from 8pm) narrated
meets here — it often strikes by David Attenborough, an
a dolorous note. In Greece, RSPB, WWF and National
a country struggling with Trust-commissioned show
the aftermath of economic sharing stories of people
crises, a declining birth rate across the nation working
and a brain drain, Pascoe to bring nature back from
meets those protecting the brink. Last month, this
disappearing traditions: the programme was at the centre
final monk in a monastery, a of a media storm when it
woman who “embroiders” was reported that a “sixth
bread for rural celebrations, episode” of Wild Isles had
an outdoor cinema manager been “pulled” from TV due
and the teacher of an island’s to fears of a political backlash
language of whistles. It’s — it turned out it was never
unclear if Pascoe is the ideal intended for BBC1, but those
keeper of this melancholy with an interest in climate
flame, but the scope for change, unsustainable fishing
comic mishap doesn’t cancel and the plight of species in
out the poignancy. peril should definitely watch.
Victoria Segal Earning her dough: Sara Pascoe with bread embroiderer Yiota (BBC2, 9pm) Tim Glanfield

Pompeii — The Discovery Saturday Night Takeaway — Tenebrae — Bach To The Sound Of Music (BBC1,
(C5, 9pm)
Pompeii doesn’t need a clever
Behind The Screens
(ITV1, 7pm)
MacMillan (BBC4, 8pm)
The BBC shows it loves choral
FILM CHOICE 1.50pm; Scotland 2.50pm)
Robert Wise’s film of the 1959
spin or dramatic new angle Facing the alarming prospect music after all — but overlooks Rodgers and Hammerstein
to be fascinating, but this of a gap between Ant and Dec its own choir, the doomed Eternal Beauty show will always have
documentary does take a series, ITV adds a postscript then reprieved BBC Singers (BBC2, 10pm) mockers, but it also keeps
slightly different route around to the recent Takeaway run. — with an Easter programme Sally Hawkins’s gift for winning fans. Its tale of a
its volcanically preserved Apparently inspired by F1 hit filmed in a London church. playing fragile souls makes governess ( Julie Andrews)
streets, showing how initially Drive To Survive, it promises to The Tenebrae Choir perform her a comforting presence shielding children from the
treasure-hunters, then “lift the curtain” on the highs three Bach motets and James for viewers, and she is on rise of Nazism is delivered
archaeologists, unearthed its and lows of making the MacMillan’s setting of a poem top form in this tale of a with incontestable flair. (1965)
wonders over 300 tumultuous Geordie duo’s live show. by Henry Vaughan. woman with schizophrenia. Edward Porter
years. Dan Snow and a cast of Craig Roberts’s movie
historians in blue linen shirts Why Didn’t They Ask Evans? describes serial changes in the
introduce viewers to each (ITV1, 9pm) character’s outlook, including
remarkable new urban Previously on BritBox, this an upswing inspired by a new
landmark — the house of Julia Easter treat is Hugh Laurie’s boyfriend (David Thewlis).
Felix, the gladiator barracks, adaptation of an Agatha This variety cues a jumbled
the “pain and suffering” Christie mystery. After Bobby film that ranges from useful
captured in casts of human (Will Poulter) spots a dying black humour to jarring
remains — and discuss the man beneath cliffs, he and cutesiness. The director’s
epiphanies and setbacks his old flame, Frankie (Lucy attention to style helps keep
that marked the city’s slow Boynton), try to solve the the whole thing together, but
re-emergence into the crime. Continues tomorrow. the most vital constant in the
modern world. VS Boynton and Poulter (ITV1, 9pm) John Dugdale mix is Hawkins’s skill. (2019) Sally Hawkins (BBC2, 10pm)

Gladden, a solar contractor Rev (BBC iPlayer) Hullraisers (All4) Cocaine Bear
ON DEMAND from San Diego, California — a
genuine member of the public
Make an early start on this
sublime comedy and before
Resting actress Toni (Leah
Brotherhood), housewife
(Buy as stream/download)
The box-office success of
who is unaware he is at the the evening you’ll reach the Paula (Sinead Matthews) and Elizabeth Banks’s violent
Jury Duty (Freevee) centre of a complete fiction. third series finale, which takes copper Rana (Taj Atwal) are a comedy no doubt owes a lot
It’s not unusual to see footage A cross between The Truman place on an Easter Sunday and raucous and spiky crew who to the film’s enticing up-front
from a courtroom in America, Show and The Office, this mirrors events within the New live, love and cause chaos concept: a drug-addled bear
but what’s different about this carefully crafted series is a Testament. Tom Hollander in Hull. Family life and on a rampage. The tale itself
docu-style comedy is that genuinely inventive concept (the show’s co-creator and motherhood may be testing, might not give you the
everyone involved in the trial in an age where it feels like co-writer) heads an impressive but instead of moping there nonstop, ever-rising buzz you
is an actor, except one juror. everything has been done — cast as Reverend Adam is an energetic zest for life’s would like: the movie is more
A high-concept experiment and is as fascinating in its Smallbone, with co-stars glorious messiness in this a series of highs and lows;
starring James Marsden, we construction as it is amusing including Olivia Colman and joyous comedy. still, those highs are good for
follow the fortunes of Ronald in its outcomes. TG Ralph Fiennes. Toby Earle several giggles. (2023) EP
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7.00pm The Fast And The 7.00pm Francesco’s Italy — 5.50pm FILM: Mamma Mia! Here 6.00 Never The Twain Sitcom. 1.40pm The Big Bang Theory
Farmer-ish Competition. Top To Toe The architect We Go Again Stars Amanda 7.05 A Touch Of Frost (S1, ep 2) 6.05 FILM: Peter Rabbit Stars
7.10 EastEnders Double bill. Francesco da Mosto explores Seyfried, Lily James, Pierce 9.15 Downton Abbey (S4, ep 1) Domhnall Gleeson and Rose
8.10 Gavin & Stacey (S1, ep 5) Rome, Naples and the Brosnan and Cher. The Byrne, with the voices of
3.00 FILM: Carry On Up The
8.40 Ghosts US The spirits hilltop town of Tivoli. (3/4) reopening of the Hotel Bella James Corden and Margot
Khyber Stars Sid James and
try to help Sam and Jay 8.00 CHOICE Tenebrae — Bach Donna leads to a reunion. Robbie. A mischievous rabbit
Kenneth Williams. (1968, PG)
protect their home. (5/18) To MacMillan The Tenebrae Sparkling musical sequel. takes on a farmer in a battle
9.00 Project Icon — The UK’s Next Choir contrast Bach’s motets (2018, PG; includes FYI Daily) 4.45 FILM: Carry On Behind Stars of wits. Frenzied. (2018, PG)
Music Star The judges test with the sacred music of Kenneth Williams and Elke
the contestants’ commercial James MacMillan, from 8.00 FILM: No Time To Die Stars Sommer. Comedy. (1975, PG) 8.00 FILM: The Greatest
potential in song production. St John’s Smith Square, Daniel Craig, Léa Seydoux Showman Stars Hugh
9.45 Mood Sasha makes a London. (See Critics’ choice) and Rami Malek. James Bond 6.30 FILM: Carry On Matron Jackman. A former shipping
decision that she never 9.20 The Classical Collection: JS sets off on the trail of an Stars Sid James and Kenneth clerk tries to create and
thought she would. (3/6) Bach. Performances from the enigmatic villain armed Williams. Comedy. (1972, PG) develop his New York circus
10.30 Search Party Alarming new BBC archives, featuring David with lethal new technology. in the mid-1800s. Resplendent
evidence could ruin Dory and Oistrakh, Yo-Yo Ma, András Absorbing thriller. (2021, 8.20 FILM: Carry On At Your musical drama. (2017, PG)
Drew’s chances of being Schiff and Myra Hess. 12; includes FYI Daily) Convenience Stars Sid
acquitted. (Series 3, ep 9) 10.20 Imagine Alan Yentob follows James. An over-eager trade 9.55 Naked Attraction Anna
11.15 Family Guy Peter is asked by Richardson is joined by a
10.55 Search Party The jury the artist Sonia Boyce as she union representative calls a
deliberates over Dory and represents Great Britain at Joe to be godfather to his strike at a toilet factory, but singleton from Somerset who
Drew’s fate. (Last in series) the Venice Biennale. daughter, but he mistakes worker unrest is quelled by a is seeking her perfect partner.
11.20 Project Icon — The 11.25 The Capture Three episodes the demands of the role. (S19, trip to the seaside. Plumbs 11.00-12.05 Naked Attraction’s
UK’s Next Music Star of the thriller, with Holliday ep 5) 11.45-12.15 Family Guy the depths. (1971, PG) Best Naughty Bits A look
12.05 Mood Drama. (3/6) Grainger and Callum Turner. A mix-up results in a report back at dates that turned to
12.55 The Drop Contest. 2.20-3.20 Michael Palin — that Meg has been killed in a 10.00 FILM: Carry On Screaming full-on romance — and those
2.55-3.55 A Very British Cult Travels Of A Lifetime car crash. (Series 18, ep 18) Stars Kenneth Williams and that ended in disaster.
Fenella Fielding. A sinister

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scientist and his sultry
sister kidnap innocent
women and turn them into
mannequins. Impeccable
12.00 Miss Marple (Series 1, ep 3) 5.40pm The Story Of Bohemian 12.50pm FILM: A Bridge Too Far horror send-up. (1966, PG) 5.55pm Come Dine With Me In
3.25 Father Brown Back-to-back Rhapsody Charting the story Stars Dirk Bogarde. (1977, Mansfield, Nottinghamshire.
episodes of the mystery. of the classic Queen song. 11.50 Ladies Of Letters Double bill. 6.25 Come Dine With Me
PG; includes FYI Daily)
7.20 Jonathan Creek The duo look 7.00 Queen — The Magic Years 12.55 Upstairs, Downstairs Period An Ibiza-themed night. 6.55
into a beautician accused of Documentary about the rock 4.15 FILM: Uncle Buck Stars John drama. (Series 1, ep 8) Come Dine With Me Preparing
killing her former lover, a group’s rise to fame and Candy and Macaulay Culkin. 2.00 Scott & Bailey (S2, ep 4) a French-themed evening.
plastic surgeon who had superstardom, including (1989, 12; includes FYI Daily) 3.05 A Touch Of Frost (S1, ep 1) 7.25 Come Dine With Me A
threatened to ruin the launch profiles of the members who 5.25-6.00 Unwind Relaxation. dance fan hosts the final night.
of her new book. (S1, ep 3) made the band a success. 6.10 FILM: Apollo 13 Stars Tom 8.00 24 Hours In A&E A 39-year-
8.40 Jonathan Creek When 8.20 Queen — Live In Rio The Hanks. The crew of a lunar old is rushed to St George’s
a comedian is found dead in band’s historic opening mission are left stranded with internal bleeding.
a fallout shelter, all clues performance at the Rock in in space. A masterpiece. 9.00 999 — On The Front Line
point to suicide — but Maddy Rio festival in 1985, playing (1995, PG; includes FYI Daily) Paramedics treat a man
thinks otherwise. (S1, ep 2) Love of My Life, Tie Your with a badly broken arm
9.00 FILM: Starship Troopers
10.00 State Of Play Drama, with Mother Down and Radio Gaga. who is high on drugs.
Stars Casper Van Dien. (1997,
David Morrissey and John 9.40 Queen — From Rags To 10.00 The Good Doctor Shaun
18; includes FYI Daily)
Simm. A high-flying MP and a Rhapsody Documentary attends his first full day at St
respected journalist team up about the band’s early years, 11.25 FILM: Behind Enemy Lines Bonaventure Hospital, but his
to investigate two deaths. (1/6) from the initial forming of the Stars Gene Hackman. (2001, autism throws a few spanners
11.20 Luther The detective faces group through to the release 12; includes FYI Daily) into the works. (Series 1, ep 2)
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12.40 Happy Valley (Series 1, ep 5) 11.00-12.40 Freddie Mercury — 1.35 Giant Lobster Hunters Medics: Coast & River
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discover the true agenda of the Desmond’s 9.25 Wallace & Gromit —
U) 2.05 Operation Petticoat (1959, U) adventure in France. (2018, 12) 4.30 Stacey Dooley: Inside Spain’s Narco
corporation where they work. (2023, The Wrong Trousers 10.00 Wallace &
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(2022, U) 3.55 Boonie Bears — Back To Three Days Of The Condor. A CIA treatment enabling men to become
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Earth (2022, PG) 5.50 The Portable researcher uncovers a conspiracy, and pregnant and decides to test it on
12.20 Murder On The Blackpool Express 2.15-3.00 Inside The Ambulance
Door. Details as 12 noon. 8.00 Emily The is targeted for assassination. (1975, 15) himself. (1994, PG) 6.40 A Good Year.
2.20 Wallace & Gromit — A Close Shave 5 STAR
8.00 The Great Gatsby. A millionaire A city trader travels to France to sell
Criminal. A young woman drowning in 3.00 Murder, They Hope 5.00 The Vicar 6.00pm Police Interceptors 9.00
debt gets involved in a credit card buys his way into high society, trying off a vineyard he has inherited from Of Dibley Easter 5.50 Ghosts 9.00
to win back the love of his life from his uncle. (2006, 12) 9.00 The Grey. Car Pound Cops 10.00 Evil Up Close
scam. (2022, 15) 9.50 Dig. A widowed The Vicar Of Dibley 10.15 Inside No 9 — Kids Who Kill 11.00 The Girl In The
father and his daughter are taken her husband. (1974, 12) 10.25 The Stranded oil-rig workers encounter a 12.55 Ghosts 1.35-4.00 Inside No 9
Parallax View. A journalist looks into a pack of ferocious wolves in the Cellar — 8 Years Underground 1.00
hostage by a lethal couple. (2022, 15) Killer At The Crime Scene 2.00 999
11.35 The Forgiven. A couple hit and kill plot to eliminate witnesses. (1974, 15) Alaskan tundra. (2011, 15) 11.15 The SKY COMEDY
12.10 Chicago (2002, 12) 2.10 The — Criminals Caught On Camera 2.45
a young man in the Moroccan desert. Predator. A band of former soldiers 6.00pm Futurama 8.00 The US Office
Don’t Tell The Doctor 3.35-4.00
(2021, 18) 1.50 Death Pursuit (2022, 15) Amazing Mr Blunden (1972, U) and a scientist attempt to defeat a 9.00 Saturday Night Live 10.25 Curb
4.00-6.00 Harold And Maude (1971, 15) Criminals — Caught On Camera
3.35 Emily The Criminal. Details as savage extra-terrestrial warrior (2018, Your Enthusiasm 11.00 Ricky Gervais:
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SKY CINEMA SELECT 2.00 Barry 3.05-5.00 Entourage 6.00pm Columbo. Detective drama
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1.20pm Side Effects (2013, 15) 3.20 A Batman Begins (2005, 12) 7.05 The 3.10pm Innocent Sinners. A neglected SKY WITNESS
& Order: Special Victims Unit 1.50 Law
Time To Kill (1996, 15) 6.00 Layer Cake. Lord Of The Rings — The Return Of 13-year-old clashes with the authorities 6.00pm Caught On Dashcam 9.00
& Order 2.50 Lucifer 3.35-4.00 999
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find a mobster’s drug-addict daughter. near the end of their journey. (2003, ruins of a bombed-out church. (1958, investigation after the Reagan family is
(2004, 15) 8.00 Fatal Attraction. A 12) 10.25 Terminator Salvation. John U) 5.00 The Footage Detectives 6.00 harassed 10.00 The Equalizer. McCall COMEDY CENTRAL
marries lawyer comes to regret his one- Connor leads a war against killer The Saint 7.00 The Day The Earth tries to track down the sender of a 8.00am Friends. A day of back-to-back
night stand with an associate. (1987, robots. (2009, 12) 12.25 The Huntsman Stood Still. An alien ambassador issues terrifying letter 11.00 The Rookie — episodes 9.00 Out Of Office 10.45
18) 10.00 Taxi Driver. A misanthropic — Winter’s War. Members of an ice a dire warning. (1951, U) 9.00 Van Der Feds 12.00 The Rookie 1.00 Chicago Greatest Ever Movie Blunders 11.45
New York cabbie is driven to a brutal queen’s army try to conceal their Valk 10.00-12.30 The Passion. Feature- Med 2.00 Nothing To Declare 3.00 South Park 1.05 Beavis And Butt-Head
act of violence. (1976, 18) 12.10-2.05 forbidden love. (2016, 12) 2.25-6.05 length edit of the 1999 TV drama, Chicago Fire 4.00 Chicago PD 1.35 South Park 3.25 Rhod Gilbert’s
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the quarter-final match at Stade Marcel 10.00 The Archers (R) 11.15 The
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The violist Ruth Gibson champions
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Europa League & Conference League A man who who spent the best part of 12.30 Through The Night
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11.00-12.50 TV’s Greatest Baseball Tonight 12.00 LIVE MLB: Gardeners’ Question Time (R) 2.45 CLASSIC FM
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6.00 Breakfast The latest reports. 6.15 Gardeners’ World (R) 6.00 Good Morning Britain 6.35 Cheers Comedy series. (R) 6.00 Milkshake! Fun for children.
9.15 Morning Live Magazine show. 7.15 The Bidding Room (R) 9.00 Lorraine Lifestyle chat. 7.25 The King Of Queens (R) 9.15 Jeremy Vine Debate.
10.00 The Moment Of Proof A claw 8.00 Rick Stein’s Cornwall 10.00 This Morning Features. 8.45 Frasier American sitcom. (R) 12.45 Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly
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10.30 Animal Park Summer (R) The Welsh Coast (Signed, R) 2.00 FILM: Johnny English to free a man trapped 1.40 News; Weather Reports.
11.15 Homes Under The Hammer 9.00 News; Weather Headlines. Reborn Stars Rowan in his mangled car. (R) 1.45 Home And Away It remains
Properties at auction. (R) 10.00 CHOICE The Lavender Hill Atkinson. A bumbling former 11.15 FILM: Guys And Dolls to be seen whether or not
12.15 Bargain Hunt Curios. Mob Stars Alec Guinness secret agent is lured out of Stars Frank Sinatra and Remi will wait for Bree. (R)
1.00 News; Weather Reports. and Stanley Holloway. (1951, seclusion to foil an attempt Marlon Brando. A gambler 2.15 Witness To Murder — A
1.30 Rip Off Britain Insights. (R) U, B/W; see Film choice) to assassinate the premier of tries to win the heart of a Darrow & Darrow Mystery
2.00 Virtually Home In Surrey. (R) China. Great value. (2011, PG) Salvation Army member. Thriller, with Kimberly
2.45 Escape To The Country (R) 11.20 FILM: Passport To Pimlico Classic musical. (1955, PG) Williams-Paisley. When Claire
3.45 The Bidding Room Featuring Stars Stanley Holloway. The 4.00 Lingo Adil Ray hosts. (R) Darrow defends a friend of her
a pottery wheel, a tea stand residents of a London suburb 5.00 Tipping Point Quiz show. (R) 2.10 Countdown Gameshow. mother in a case, the identity
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4.30 Unbeatable Gameshow. an independent state separate 6.10 News; Weather Reports. 4.00 A New Life In The Sun (R) causes complications. (R)
5.15 Pointless Unorthodox quiz. from the rest of Britain. 6.30 The Chase Quiz show. (R) 5.00 Four In A Bed Contest. (R) 4.00 Bargain-Loving Brits In
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12.45 Impossible Gameshow. (R) birthday lunch; Kim makes decides to protest about
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Mackesy’s illustrated book. (R) Caleb an offer; and Mary television violence. (R) Factory Behind the scenes
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Horse And Me Insights. (R) of Estelle’s franchises.
run. John Torode and Gregg 5.15 Flog It! Selling valuables. (R)
mansion on behalf of a 6.55 News; Weather Reports.
Wallace present the audition 9.00 Agatha Christie’s Why French Moroccan socialite 7.00 Police Interceptors Officers
6.00 House Of Games (R) Didn’t They Ask Evans?
round, judging the family who cannot travel due to pursue a speeding driver;
6.30 CHOICE B&B By The Sea Bobby and Frankie are
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Deborah Meaden checks in. convinced a shocking death
anonymously in the tasting 8.00 CHOICE Jamie’s £1 Wonders the aid of the armed
(See Critics’ choice, R) thought to be suicide was
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9.00 CHOICE Blue Lights Grace Nick Knowles, Sara Barron,
how to take root vegetables 7.55 News; Weather Reports.
Ellis investigates the shooting hatch a plan to infiltrate to another level; and 8.00 Traffic Cops Officers are out
Ore Oduba and Helen McGinn. Frankie into the home of
of a young McIntyre drug Georgina Hayden shares in force on a bank holiday
7.30 Saving Lives At Sea The their prime suspect. (2/3)
runner, and her old skills as a some tips on simplicity and weekend; and a biker takes a
RNLI volunteers race to the 10.15 News; Weather Reports.
social worker help get the Greek cooking. (See Critics’ tumble down an embankment
rescue of the last inhabitant 10.30 Long Lost Family — What
evidence she needs. (3/6; choice; last in series) after losing control on
of a remote island. (R) Happened Next Revisiting
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10.30 Project Icon — The UK’s 8.30 University Challenge The journey; the group must 9.00 Motorway Cops — Catching
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test the contestants’ 9.00 Secrets Of The and a bombshell rule change country road in Cheshire, an
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Chippendales Murders The 1.10 Teleshopping Goods.
in song production. (R) NYPD investigates multiple the air. (Last in series) of a three-vehicle crash,
11.15 Charlotte In Sunderland 3.00 All Elite Wrestling — 10.00 Rise And Fall It is the final where a trapped driver in a
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Charlotte and Jake organise of Nick De Noia. (3/4) 9.45 week and the Grafters tackle flipped car is struggling
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Secrets Of The Chippendales 5.35-6.00 Eat, Shop, Save Health
(5/10, R) 11.45 Charlotte In Murders The FBI teams up vital funds to the prize pot. 10.00 999 — Critical Condition
advice. (Last in series, R) 11.05 Send Nudes — Body SOS
Sunderland Charlotte and with down-and-out actor Ray A 22-year-old arrives at the
her mum argue as they get to Colon. (Last in series) Vogue Williams meets a man emergency department after
grips with the diagnosis. (R) who feels his ‘man boobs’ crashing his motorbike. (R)
12.15 Anton & Giovanni’s 10.30 CHOICE The Graduate hold him back from dating; 11.05 A&E After Dark A young man
Adventures In Sicily The pair Stars Dustin Hoffman. and a bodybuilder who is fed is brought in with life-
make their way through the A naive college graduate is up with her flat chest. (R) threatening stab wounds; and
seduced by a middle-aged 12.05 Celebrity Hunted (R) a patient in a gown thinks
centre of the island, where
woman, only to fall in love 1.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen it would be a good idea to
they try their hands at pasta-
with her daughter. (1967, Nightmares USA Advice. (R) steal an ambulance. (R)
making. (Last in series, R)
12; see Film of the week) 1.50 Couples Come Dine With Me
1.20-6.00 Joins BBC News 12.05 Police Interceptors (R)
12.20 Gods Of Snooker The The northeast of England. (R) 1.00 The LeoVegas Live Casino
SCOTLAND 6.00 Grand Tours Of emergence of Steve Davis. (R) 2.40 Extraordinary Escapes (R) Show Interactive gambling.
Scotland’s Rivers. 6.50 Reporting 1.20 Countryfile (Signed, R) 3.35 Grand Designs (R) 3.00 Kings Of Country Music (R)
Scotland. 10.30 Facelift. 11.30 2.15 Dragons’ Den (Signed, R) 4.30 Old House, New Home (R) 4.40 Friends American sitcom. (R)
Project Icon — The UK’s Next Music 3.15-4.00 Make It At Market 5.25 Food Unwrapped (R) 5.00 House Doctor Advice. (R)
Star. 12.15 Charlotte In Sunderland. (Signed, Last in series, R) Cheap as chips? Jamie (C4, 8pm) 5.50-6.10 Find It, Fix It, Flog It (R) 5.30-6.00 Children’s Shows Fun.

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BBC1 WALES 7.00 Iolo’s Borderlands 11.30-12.00 Dubai Hustle STV 6.00 4.40 Night Vision 5.35-6.00 Eat, second series then there’s no justice in the world.
BBC2 WALES 2.30 Amazon — Earth’s Good Morning Britain 9.00 Lorraine Shop, Save S4C 6.00 Cyw 12.00 One of the best police series, brilliantly written
Great Rivers 3.30 My Unique B&B 10.00 This Morning 12.30 Loose Cwpwrdd Epic Chris 12.25 Heno 1.10
and acted. And episode four was a masterclass
4.00 Charlie Mackesy — The Boy, Women 1.45-1.50 News 2.00 FILM: Yn Y Fan A’r Lle 1.35 Sain Ffagan
The Mole, The Fox, The Horse And Johnny English Reborn 4.00 Lingo 2.00 Newyddion 2.05 Prynhawn Da in scriptwriting and plotting. More, please.
Me 5.00 Your Home Made Perfect 5.00 Tipping Point 6.00 Regional 3.00 Newyddion A’r Tywydd 3.05 Ffit Anthony Green
7.00 The One Show 7.30 Between News 6.10 News 6.30 The Chase Cymru 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh
The Covers BBC SCOTLAND 2.00- 7.30 Emmerdale 8.00 Coronation 6.00 Bad Achub Porthdinllaen 6.30 Best Northern Ireland police drama for a long
4.00 Sign Zone 7.00 The Seven 7.30 Street 9.00 Agatha Christie’s Why Rownd A Rownd 6.57 Newyddion time. So good I had to binge the lot on iPlayer!
Landward 8.00 Born To Be Wild 8.30 Didn’t They Ask Evans? 10.15 News S4C 7.00 Heno 7.45 Newyddion
Scottish Vets Down Under 9.00 Meet 10.30 Long Lost Family — What 8.00 Bwrdd I Dri 8.25 Garddio A
Susan Laycock
You At The Hippos 10.00 Designing Happened Next 11.30 English Football Mwy 8.55 Newyddion 9.00 Ffermio
The Hebrides 10.30 Growing Up League Highlights 1.10 Teleshopping 9.30 Sgorio 10.00 Cynefin Send your comments to: telly@sunday-times.co.uk
Scottish 11.00 Style Fixers 3.00 All Elite Wrestling — Dynamite 11.00-11.35 Sopranos – Y Pasg

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THE BEST TV FROM AMAZON AND BEYOND... EASTER MONDAY 10 APRIL
CRITICS’ CHOICE HOFFMAN’S BEST
MasterChef (BBC1, 8pm) Dustin Hoffman became a
Series 19 begins with the star in 1967 when he played
first of five batches of nine the anxious hero of The
contestants put through the Graduate (BBC2, 9.45pm).
“audition round” process All these years later, the film
introduced last year. The still has a claim to be his
initial task for tonight’s most enjoyable, but he has
hopefuls, who range from a also shone in plenty of other
chief executive to a delivery roles. You can see him on
driver and a supermarket boss Sky Cinema Greats tonight as
to an “anti-piracy manager”, a divorced dad in Kramer vs
is cooking a family favourite, Kramer (9.55pm) and facing
and Caribbean, Italian, Laurence Olivier’s villain in
Malaysian, Scottish, the thriller Marathon Man
Venezuelan and Yorkshire (1.40am). The bleak drama
dishes are on the menu. The Midnight Cowboy and
best three win aprons, and the cross-dressing comedy
then the so-so six remaining Tootsie (both available to
compete for four places rent or buy) are among his
in the “invention test”. well-known gems, and a
Worryingly, John Torode and newer film that deserves to
Gregg Wallace have to eat 15 be in that company is 2017’s
meals (most of them spicy The Meyerowitz Stories
mains) in just one heat. Is (Netflix), a Noah Baumbach
there a doctor — or at least a comedy with Hoffman as
digestion expert— in the a father to Adam Sandler
house? and Ben Stiller.
John Dugdale Batch cooking: John Torode and Gregg Wallace assess nine aspiring chefs (BBC1, 8pm) Edward Porter

Ross Kemp — Deep Sea B&B By The Sea Jamie’s £1 Wonders Emily The Criminal
Treasure Hunter
(Sky History, 9pm)
(BBC2, 6.30pm)
Businesswoman and veteran
(C4, 8pm)
The final episode of the
FILM CHOICE (Sky Cinema Premiere,
6.40am/10.10pm)
After earlier lives as an Dragon Deborah Meaden is millionaire chef’s generous Aubrey Plaza drops her
EastEnders hardman and the first well-known face to attempt to cook like common The Lavender Hill Mob usual deadpan style to give a
a risk-addicted reporter, check in to a Victorian villa people finds him once again (BBC2, 10am) more open performance in
Kemp is now a “qualified nestled on the wild Northern leaning heavily on chicken If you’re a believer in cosy old- this thriller. Her character, a
commercial diver”. This Irish coast, where host Sharon thighs for protein. Will he fashioned bank holidays, an would-be artist who turns to
equips him for the deeper ensures that all guests come persuade time-poor families Ealing comedy might appeal, crime to pay off her student
and longer dives required in away from the 19th-century to make their own barbecue and BBC2 has two on offer debt, is too beleaguered to
a series in which he explores B&B with new skills and a sauce? Or that onion shavings today. Passport To Pimlico stay cool. Dir: John Patton
historically significant fresh perspective. have any place in a coleslaw. (11.20am), the 1949 tale of Ford (2022) EP
shipwrecks around the world. Londoners creating their own
But first he visits Portsmouth Blue Lights (BBC1, 9pm) state, follows this endearing
harbour, where Henry VIII’s Writers Adam Patterson and version of a heist movie, the
flagship, the Mary Rose, sank Declan Lawn have been smart story of a bank clerk turned
in battle in 1545 and was to set this police procedural in robber. That character (played
raised on live TV in 1982. The their native Northern Ireland, by Alec Guinness) is a mild-
ship’s huge bow castle is still a place that endured the mannered gent who nurtures
on the seabed, however, and Troubles and is left with its big ambitions, and something
Kemp and his colleagues hope own unique tensions. Tonight, similar is at work in the film
to find bits of it buried in the an unforgettable opening itself. Within the form of a
silt. He also visits the Mary demonstrates just how nice little comic yarn, Charles
Rose Museum and meets idiosyncratic the setting is. Crichton’s movie shows all sorts
members of the 1982 team. JD Deborah Meaden (BBC2, 6.30pm) Helen Stewart of artistic finesse. (1951) B/W See Emily play (SCP, 6.40am)

when she rekindles a high- All Aboard! The Great Anna Mann — A Sketch Home (Netflix)
ON DEMAND school friendship with work
colleague Joel ( Jeff Hiller).
Reindeer Migration
(BBC iPlayer)
Show For Depressives
(ITVX)
This DreamWorks cartoon
about aliens colonising Earth
Through him she’s introduced A restful trot through the Colin Hoult, star of Murder in is not foreign territory for
Somebody Somewhere to a supportive, loving and Arctic Circle, this calming Successville and Being Human, children. It welcomes them by
(Now TV) often hard-partying Slow TV adventure is the plays an actor turned amateur offering zingy entertainment
There’s no wicked witch, but community. The show’s heart perfect antidote to the stresses therapist in this series of in a formulaic story: a girl
there is one tornado and is as big as the Kansas sky — of modern commuting. Bells sketches. The titular Anna, (voiced by Rihanna) befriends
many friends of Dorothy in full of understated mischief tinkle as Sami herders drive a self-regarding and passive/ a cute critter, and the two
this comedy. Set in the and simple but powerful their reindeer across virgin aggressive thespian, is full of them bounce through
peaceful Kansas city of tenderness. Everett and snow in northern Norway, of theatrical anecdotes and colourful action scenes.
Manhattan, Sam (Bridget Hiller’s chemistry is such that with the occasional dog bark her advice is probably As a bonus, Steve Martin does
Everett) is struggling with grief their frequent laughter might punctuating the relaxing best avoided. a vocal turn in a comic role.
and her splintering family well be genuine. soundtrack. Toby Earle Dir: Tim Johnson (2015) EP
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BBC3 BBC4 ITV2 ITV3 E4


7.00pm Top Gear Testing three 7.00pm Great Asian Railway 6.35pm FILM: Jurassic World — 6.00 Never The Twain (S2, ep 5) 6.00pm The Big Bang Theory The
company cars in Bolton. Journeys Travelling from Fallen Kingdom Stars Chris 6.35 Midsomer Murders Mystery. friends fight over a ring they
8.00 Gavin & Stacey Nessa Bangkok to Hua Hin. Pratt and Bryce Dallas 8.35 Never The Twain (S2, ep 6) believe was used in The Lord
debates whether or not to 7.30 Canals — The Making Of A Howard. Action sequel. 9.35 Where The Heart Is Drama. of the Rings. (Series 3, ep 17)
share her secret. (S1, ep 6) Nation A look at how the (2018, 12; includes FYI Daily) 11.40 Poirot (Series 3, ep 6) 6.30 The Big Bang Theory
8.30 Ghosts US Pete gets a visit construction of canals led 12.50 FILM: Carry On Dick Stars Sheldon receives a prestigious
from his living wife. (6/18) to a better understanding 9.00 Family Guy Meg plans to get prize from the university.
married to an unexpected Sid James and Kenneth
8.55 The Catch Up News roundup. of the earth below. (2/6) Williams. Comedy. (1974, PG) 7.00 Hollyoaks Chester soap.
8.00 Digging For Britain Visiting Quahog resident. (S19, ep 6) 7.30 Married At First Sight
9.00 FILM: Blade Runner 2049 9.30 Family Guy Lois and
Stars Ryan Gosling and
Scotland’s oldest railway. 2.35 FILM: Carry On Again Doctor Australia At the fourth
9.00 Hubble — The Wonders Of Peter bicker over who should Stars Sid James and Kenneth commitment ceremony, the
Harrison Ford. An android- be the new Mayor of Quahog.
hunter uncovers a secret and Space Revealed How the Williams. Comedy. (1969, PG) couples must make the
Hubble space telescope 10.00 Family Guy Brian finds out important decision whether to
goes in search of the missing
has revealed the awe and uncomfortable truths about a 4.15 FILM: Carry On Up The stay or leave their marriages.
detective who is connected Quahog hero. 10.25 Family
wonder of the universe. Jungle Stars Sid James. 9.00 Made In Chelsea Yas finally
to the case. Superb sci-fi Guy The Griffins are stuck
thriller sequel. (2017, 15) 10.00 The Sky At Night The search Weak comedy. (1970, PG) reveals her true feelings
for extraterrestrial life. during a huge storm. (Series about Bali boyfriend Guy; and
6.00 Downton Abbey (S4, ep 6)
11.30 A Very British Cult A 10.30 Endgame In Ireland Contacts 18, ep 19) 10.55 Family Guy tensions between Inga and
7.00 Heartbeat Greengrass
life-coaching company between the IRA and the Principal Shephard moves Joel continue to mount.
annoys Blaketon by fixing
that allegedly ruins lives. British government. (2/4) in with the Griffins. 10.00 Gogglebox The critics share
a golf tournament.
12.30 Meet The Khans — Big In 11.30 A Pembrokeshire Farm 11.25 American Dad! Steve is their opinions on the final
8.00 McDonald & Dodds The
Bolton Documentary. Griff Rhys Jones faces some selected to sing at a Veterans episode of Peaky Blinders.
detectives investigate what
2.00 Project Icon — The UK’s last-minute disasters. (5/5) Day celebration. (Series 6, ep 11.05-12.10 Naked Attraction
appears to be the murder of
Next Music Star Contest. 12.00 Vitamin Pills — Miracle Or 1) 11.55-12.25 American Dad! Singletons from Glasgow and
a rugby player. (Series 2, ep 2)
2.45 Gavin & Stacey Sitcom. Myth? Documentary. Steve loses his girlfriend to Edinburgh take their pick
10.00 Blue Murder In the hills north
3.45-4.00 Lazy Susan (3/4) 1.00-3.55 The Capture Thriller. another boy. (Series 5, ep 14) of six potential partners.
of Manchester, Janine

DRAMA SKYARTS ITV4 MORE4


encounters a wall of silence
when a popular vet is found
murdered. (Series 5, ep 3)
11.05 Wycliffe A magistrate is
11.40 The Bill Police drama series. 2.30pm Andre Rieu — Live In 5.30pm FILM: Moonraker found hanged and all the 4.50pm Love It Or List It Property.
12.40 Classic EastEnders Soap. Brazil A performance by the Stars Roger Moore and Lois evidence points to suicide, 6.55 Escape To The Chateau
2.00 Father Brown Crime drama. Dutch violinist in his first-ever Chiles. James Bond battles a but Wycliffe remains — DIY An owner battles to
6.00 Father Brown A gossip concert in São Paulo, with the sinister industrialist. Goofy unconvinced. (Series 3, ep 7) get a fence built for a
columnist is murdered. 7.00 Johann Strauss Orchestra. spy adventure. (1979, 12.10 The Booze Cruise III — marauding flock of 25 sheep.
Father Brown Efforts are 4.30 Andre Rieu — Live In Sydney PG; includes FYI Daily) The Scattering Comedy. 7.55 Grand Designs A couple plan
made to uncover a dark Dame Edna Everage joins the 2.20 Unwind Daily relaxation. to build a new family home in
8.00 The Chase Charity edition,
secret at Helmsley House. violinist for an evening of 2.30-6.00 Teleshopping Goods. rural East Sussex almost
with guests Chizzy Akudolu,
8.00 The Inspector Lynley music as he performs in entirely out of concrete.
Andrew Pierce, Sonja
Mysteries A young lawyer is Sydney, Australia. 9.00 Britain’s Most Luxurious
McLaughlan and Jack Carroll.
found dead. (Series 5, ep 3) 7.30 Andre Rieu & The Dutch Train Journeys New series.
9.00 English Football League
10.00 New Tricks The case of a Royal Family A concert given A guide to luxury train rides
Highlights Action from the
murdered graffiti artist is by the violinist and his Johann across Britain, beginning with
Easter Monday fixtures.
reopened. (Series 7, ep 5) Strauss Orchestra to close the the Saphos train on the
11.20 Cutting It The academy is festivities for the investiture 11.00 FILM: The Wolf Of Wall Devonshire coast. (1/4)
plunged into chaos by some of King Willem Alexander and Street Stars Leonardo 10.00 The Secret World Of
disruptive students, forcing Queen Maxima in 2013. DiCaprio and Jonah Hill. A Chocolate Dawn French
Allie to rely more and more 9.30-12.30 Andre Rieu — Happy New York stockbroker lives a narrates a look at some of the
on Melissa. (Series 4, ep 2) Days Are Here Again The life of debauchery as he gets rivalries between British
12.35 Bad Girls Tina is shocked Dutch violinist and his Johann rich through illegal trading. chocolate bar manufacturers.
to find herself a free Strauss Orchestra perform in Superb fact-based drama. 11.05-12.10 24 Hours In A&E
(2013, 18; includes FYI Daily)
woman. (Series 8, ep 7) Maastricht, featuring popular A woman is airlifted in after
1.35 Lovejoy (Series 5, ep 8) feel-good classics, show- 2.40 Unwind Daily relaxation. being involved in a car crash
2.35-4.00 Classic Holby City tunes and joyous waltzes. 3.00-6.00 Teleshopping Goods. Hill and DiCaprio (ITV4, 11pm) with her husband in Surrey.

FILMS SKY CINEMA GREATS


6.00am The Dam Busters (1955, U)
FILM4
11.00am Kung Fu Panda (2008, PG) ENTERTAINMENT 10.00 Coroner. Jenny and Donovan’s
hunt for the suspect in the Browning
8.10 The Wizard Of Oz. A tornado 12.45 Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of murders continues. 11.00 FBI 1.00
SKY CINEMA PREMIERE GOLD
whisks a young girl off to a magical Unfortunate Events (2004, PG) 2.50 The Equalizer 2.00 Road Wars 3.00
6.25am The Cinema List 6.40 CHOICE 7.10am Still Open All Hours 8.15 Citizen
land. (1939, U) 10.00 Harlow (1965, 18) Jumanji. A man is rescued from his Elementary 4.00 Private Eyes
Emily The Criminal. Stars Aubrey Plaza. Khan 8.55 Wallace & Gromit — A Close
(2022, 15; see Film choice) 8.30 Dig 12.05 Three Days Of The Condor (1975, 26-year captivity inside a magical 5.00-6.00 Caught On Dashcam
Shave 9.35 Wallace & Gromit — A Matter
(2022, 15) 10.15 Boonie Bears — Back 15) 2.05 The Great Gatsby (1974, 12) jungle board game. (1995, PG) 4.55
Of Loaf And Death 10.10 The Vicar Of W
To Earth (2022, PG) 12.10 Mr Malcolm’s 4.30 The Duellists (1977, PG) 6.15 The Zathura — A Space Adventure. Two
Dibley 11.00 Murder, They Hope 12.00 6.00pm Masterchef Australia 7.40 DIY
Wizard Of Oz. Details as 8.10am. 8.00 brothers playing an old board game
List. A young woman courts a rich The Vicar Of Dibley 2.30 Wallace & SOS — Children In Need Special 9.00
suitor in 19th-century England. (2022, If ... Public-schoolpupils stage a revolt. are whisked into outer space. (2005,
Gromit — A Matter Of Loaf And Death. DIY SOS — Grenfell 10.00 24 Hours In
PG) 2.20 The Portable Door. Interns find (1968, 15) 9.55 Kramer vs Kramer. A PG) 6.55 Pacific Rim — Uprising. A war
Animated adventure 3.05 Murder, They A&E 11.00 Nurses Down Under 12.00
out the true agenda of the corporation father has to fight his estranged wife hero’s son leads giant robots against a Hope 5.10 Ghosts 9.00 The Vicar Of
to keep custody of his young son. wave of alien creatures. (2018, 12) 9.00 Life And Birth 1.25 Plate Of Origin
where they work. (2023, PG) 4.30 Tad Dibley 10.15 Inside No 9 12.15 Mrs 2.35-3.00 Inside The Ambulance
The Lost Explorer And The Curse Of (1979, PG) 11.45 The Duellists (1977, Peppermint. An LA banker sets out on Brown’s Boys 12.50 Inside No 9 1.30
The Mummy (2022, U) 6.15 Minions — PG) 1.40 Marathon Man (1976, 18) a one-woman vengeance mission after Ghosts 2.15 Inside No 9 3.20-4.00 5 STAR
The Rise Of Gru (2022, U) 8.00 The 3.45-6.00 The Dam Busters (1955, U) her husband and daughter are killed. Roger & Val Have Just Got In 6.00pm Home And Away 7.00 GPs
Portable Door. As 2.20pm. 10.10 Emily (2018, 15) 11.05 Colombiana. An — Behind Closed Doors 8.00 Casualty
SKY CINEMA SELECT assassin secretly plots revenge on the SKY COMEDY
The Criminal. As 6.40am. 12.00 The 2.40pm The Lord Of The Rings — The 24/7 — Every Second Counts 9.00
Forgiven (2021, 18) 2.10 Dig (2022, 15) gangsters who murdered her parents. 6.00pm The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air Ambulance — Code Red 10.00 Adults
Return Of The King. The hobbits Frodo (2011, 15) 1.15-3.35 Brother (2000, 18) 6.30 Futurama 7.30 The US Office
3.55 The Amazing Maurice (2022, PG) Only. Two editions 12.00 A&E After
and Sam near the end of their journey. 8.00 The Conners 8.30 The US Office
5.45-6.45 Sky Cinema Preview Dark 1.00 Skin A&E 2.00 GPs — Behind
(2003, 12) 6.00 Terminator Salvation. TALKING PICTURES TV 9.00 Last Week Tonight 9.40 Flight Of
3.00pm The Man From Snowy River. Closed Doors 2.45 Don’t Tell The
SKY CINEMA THRILLER John Connor leads a war against killer The Conchords — Live In London 11.15
robots. (2009, 12) 8.00 Conan The Doctor 3.35-4.00 Home And Away
2.00pm The Dry (2020, 15) 4.00 Layer The son of a mountain farmer goes to Intelligence — A Special Agent Special
Cake (2004, 15) 6.00 Fatal Attraction Barbarian. A warrior seeks revenge on work for a cattle rancher, and gets 12.15 Last Week Tonight 12.55 Barry 5 USA
(1987, 18) 8.00 The Hunted. A special the warlord who killed his chieftain drawn into his lifelong feud with his 2.15 Sex And The City 3.20 Silicon 5.00pm Law & Order 6.05 NCIS 10.00
forces soldier regresses to a feral father. (2011, 15) 10.00 The Dark twin brother. (1982, PG) 5.05 The Valley 3.55-5.00 Entourage Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 1.50
existence. (2003, 15) 9.50 The Saint. Knight. The Joker plunges Gotham Rogues 6.00 The Footage Detectives Law & Order 2.50 Lucifer 3.35-4.00
An international thief accepts a job to into anarchy and pushes Batman to 7.00 The Champions. Fantasy drama. SKY WITNESS Criminals — Caught On Camera
steal a scientist’s formula for cold his limit. (2008, 12) 12.40 Murder At 8.00 The Main Chance 9.00 Bear 6.00pm Nothing To Declare 8.00
fusion. (1997, 12) 11.50 The Secrets We Yellowstone City. Western. (2022, 15) Island. An Arctic expedition is hit Caught On Dashcam. Countdown COMEDY CENTRAL
Keep (2020, 15) 1.40-4.25 The Girl 3.00 Rio Grande. Western. (1950, U) by a spate of unexplained accidents. 9.00 Blue Bloods. Danny and Jamie 8.00am Most Ridiculous: Bonkers
With The Dragon Tattoo (2011, 18) 5.00-6.35 Hondo (1953, PG) (1979, PG) 11.20-12.25 Secret Army clash over a gang-related shooting Beasts 8.35 Most Ridiculous: Balls Ups

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6.00 Jonny Gould News and sport. 6.00 Urban Secrets Double bill. SKY SPORTS MAIN EVENT RADIO 4 EXTRA
6.30 Peter Cardwell Reports. 7.45 Game Of Thrones Fantasy. 6.00am News 7.00 Good Morning PICK OF THE DAY 5.00 Wild Honey 6.00 Murder In
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Of Mike Graham Discussion. 2.50 The Last Of Us Joel and Ellie 11.30 Ref Watch 12.00 LIVE EFL: With Carleton Hobbs 7.00 Jane Eyre
1.00 Ian Collins Monologues. encounter the most wanted Huddersfield Town v Blackburn Rovers. 7.15 Curious Under The Stars 7.30
4.00 Vanessa Feltz Update. man in Kansas City. (5/9) Kickoff at 12.30 2.30 LIVE EFL: Lobby Land 8.00 Round The Horne
7.00 Jeremy Kyle Live Debate. Coventry City v Watford. Kickoff at 8.30 Legal, Decent, Honest And
4.00 The Last Of Us Joel and 3.00 5.00 LIVE EFL: Bristol City v
8.00 Piers Morgan Uncensored Ellie descend deeper into Truthful 9.00 We’ve Been Here Before
Middlesbrough. Kickoff at 5.30 7.30 9.30 Ring Around The Bath 10.00 Wild
Rosanna Lockwood stands in dangerous territory. 5.10 LIVE EFL: Burnley v Sheffield United.
for Piers and presents her Honey 11.00 Murder In Mesopotamia
The Last Of Us Joel fights to Kickoff at 8.00 10.30 Back Pages
verdict on the day’s events. 11.30 Sherlock Holmes With Carleton
survive. 6.15 The Last Of Us Tonight 11.00-6.00 News Hobbs 12.00 Jane Eyre 12.15 Curious
9.00 The Talk Join a panel of Ellie encounters a vengeful EUROSPORT 1 Under The Stars 12.30 Lobby Land
opinionated famous faces group of survivors. 7.20 The 1.00 Round The Horne 1.30 Legal,
6.00am Hall Of Fame: Atlanta 1996
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7.00 Cycling. The Paris-Roubaix 8.00
10.00 First Edition A look at the end of their journey. Snooker. The world championship final We’ve Been Here Before 2.30 Ring
tomorrow’s news, tonight. 8.20 The Making Of The Last Of 2017 10.00 Formula E 11.00 FIA World Around The Bath 3.00 Wild Honey
11.00 Piers Morgan Uncensored 4.00 Murder In Mesopotamia 4.30
12.00 Petrie Hosken Debate.
Us Behind the scenes of
post-apocalyptic drama.
Endurance Championship 12.00
Coolangatta Gold Ironman 1.00 Go Love Yourself Sherlock Holmes With Carleton Hobbs
1.00 Vanessa Feltz Update. Cycling. The Tour of Flanders 1.15 5.00 Jane Eyre 5.15 Curious Under The
9.00 Succession Drama about a Stars 5.30 Lobby Land 6.00 Round
2.00 Jeremy Kyle Live Debate. Cycling. The Paris-Roubaix 2.15 LIVE Podcast
dysfunctional media dynasty, The Horne 6.30 Legal, Decent, Honest
3.00 Piers Morgan Uncensored with Brian Cox. (S4, ep 3)
Cycling. Coverage of the Tour of Great British Bake Off star
Mouscron women’s one-day race from And Truthful 7.00 We’ve Been Here
4.00 The Talk Discussion. 10.15 Drift — Partners In Crime Laura Adlington and Lauren
Belgium 4.15 Triathlon. The Super Before 7.30 Ring Around The Bath
5.00-6.00 James Max Update. Smith examine diet culture 8.00 Bookclub 8.30 My Dream Dinner
While Ali hides with Frida in League Arena Games 5.10 Trans Sahara
Available on Sky 522; Freeview 237; the Alps, Leo tries to uncover Marathon 5.40 Cycling. The Tour of Party 9.00 Mastertapes 9.30 The
Virgin 606; Freesat 217; YouTube, and fatphobia. Axel Kacoutié
the conspirators’ identities. Flanders 6.00 The Judo Show 7.00 Handmaid’s Tale 9.45 The Whisperer
connected TVs and smart devices Cycling. The Paris-Roubaix 8.00
looks at how we grieve In Darkness 10.00 Just A Minute 10.30
(5/10; German with subtitles)
Cycling. The Tour of Mouscron 9.00 non-romantic heartbreaks in IGod 10.45 Hamish And Dougal —
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The Judo Show 10.00 Hall Of Fame: No Need To Say Goodbye You’ll Have Had Your Tea 11.00 The
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Athens 2004 11.00 Cycling. The Tour of (Radio 4, 8pm). Earlier,
chosen by fans worldwide. Mouscron 12.00 British Superbikes
12.15 Game Of Thrones The Night Aled Jones, Anne-Marie LBC
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6.00pm Harry Potter 20th King and the army of the dead Cycling. The Paris-Roubaix 3.00 The Minhall, Margherita Taylor 7.00 Andrew Castle 10.00 Chris
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Hogwarts Daniel Radcliffe, 1.45 Billions Wendy is caught in The world championship final 2012
reveal listeners’ favourite Ben Kentish. Discussion 7.00 Natasha
Rupert Grint, Emma Watson the middle. (Series 1, ep 6) Devon 10.00 Nick Abbot 1.00
BT SPORT 1 music in The Classic FM
and a selection of other cast 2.55 Billions A member of Richard Spurr 4.00 Ian Payne
6.00am LIVE AFL: Geelong Cats v
celebrate 20 years since the Axe’s inner circle turns Hawthorn Hawks. Bounce-up at 6.20
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franchise’s first film. (R) into an informant. 9.00 Premier League Review 10.00 FM, from 9am).
Premier League Stories 10.30 Premier 6.30 Breakfast 9.00 Essential Classics
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League — The Big Interview 11.00 12.00 Composer Of The Week: Sullivan
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6.30 Uefa Champions League in London 9.45 Book Of The Week: Red Artists 5.00 In Tune 7.00 Classical
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Twins v Chicago White Sox. Start-time Daily Service 10.00 Woman’s Hour
Cindy’s past creates tension early works by Shostakovich, with
at 7.10 10.30 ESPN FC Presents — Gab 11.00 Playing With Fire (R) 11.30 Lady
between the pair. (4/8, R) & Juls 11.00 WWE Raw Highlights 12.00 Killers With Lucy Worsley. A tavern Hilary Hahn joining them for Prokofiev’s
10.05-12.00 Friends — The WWE Smackdown Highlights 1.00 LIVE owner accused of killing a customer First Violin Concerto 9.00 Ultimate
Reunion One-off special in WWE Monday Night Raw. Wrestling 12.00 News 12.01 (LW) Shipping 12.04 Calm. New run 10.00 Music Matters.
which the show’s stars get 4.15 What Went Down 4.45 What I You And Yours 1.00 The World At One Classical music’s place in British society
together to reminisce Wore 5.00 Goals Reload 5.30-6.00 1.45 Dementia — Unexpected Stories (R) 10.45 The Essay. Ellie Chan profiles
ESPN FC Presents — Gab & Juls Of The Mind. New series. A man with the life and music of the 17th-century
about the comedy. (R) Succession (Sky Atlantic, 9pm)
frontotemporal dementia 2.00 The composer Thomas Weelkes 11.00
Archers (R) 2.15 This Cultural Life (R) Night Tracks 12.30 Through The Night
3.00 Round Britain Quiz. New run 3.30 CLASSIC FM
9.00 Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes 2.30 House Of Games 3.00-4.00 SKY DOCUMENTARIES The Food Programme (R) 4.00 The
11.00 Last Man Standing 1.00 Friends. Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA Invention Of Russia (R) 4.30 Beyond 6.00 Sam Pittis 9.00 Aled Jones
6.00am Fish Town 7.00 Discovering
Back-to-back episodes 9.00 Last Man Belief 5.00 PM 5.54 (LW) Shipping 12.00 Anne-Marie Minhall 3.00
Orson Welles 8.00 The Directors 9.00
Margherita Taylor 6.00 Alexander
Standing 10.00 Impractical Jokers 11.00
Key & Peele 12.00 Comedy Central FACTUAL Deadline Day — Football’s Transfer
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The Archers 7.15 Front Row 8.00 No Armstrong 9.00 Alexander Armstrong
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NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC Movies 12.00 Spitfire 2.00 Fashion Bill Overton 4.00 Lucy Coward
Central Live: Kevin Hart 1.00 South tries to navigate the landscape of loss
6.00pm Drain Alcatraz 7.00 Air Crash Reimagined 4.00 The Directors 5.00
Park 2.30 Bob’s Burgers 3.00 Beavis 8.30 Crossing Continents (R) 9.00
Investigation 8.00 Dutch Caribbean Discovering Orson Welles 6.00 RADIO 2
And Butt-Head 3.20 Key & Peele 3.45 Science Stories (R) 9.30 Start The
Coastguards. A naval vessel is involved Deadline Day — Football’s Transfer Week (R) 10.00 The World Tonight
The Comedy Bus 4.10-5.00 Friends 6.30 The Nicki Chapman Breakfast
in two thrilling drug busts 9.00 Air Window 7.00 First Ladies 8.00 10.45 Book At Bedtime 11.00 Word Of Show 9.30 Gary Davies. Kelly Jones
YESTERDAY Crash Investigation. Investigating the The Movies 9.00 Seve 11.00-1.00 Mouth (R) 11.30 Angst! (R) 12.00 News picks tracks 12.00 Tony Blackburn, Your
6.10am Extreme Railways 7.10 Monster disappearance of EgyptAir flight 804 Marathon — The Patriots Day Bombing 12.30 Book Of The Week (R) 12.48 Soul Mate 2.00 Richie Anderson 4.00
Ships 8.00 Abandoned Engineering 10.00 The Emirates From Above Shipping 1.00 As World Service Your Ultimate Queen Songs 7.00 Queen
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9.00 War Factories 10.00 The World At — The Fans’ Story 8.00 Queen At The
War 11.00 Anthony Bourdain — Parts 6.00am Ol Pejeta Diaries 7.00 Monkey
DISCOVERY Life 8.00 Wild Animal Babies 11.00 TIMES RADIO BBC (R) 9.00 The Blues Show 10.00
Unknown 12.00 Great British Railway Trevor Nelson 12.00 OJ Borg 3.00 Pick
Journeys 2.00 Bangers And Cash 4.00 6.00pm Salvage Hunters 7.00 Bitchin’ Great Parks Of Africa 12.00 Into The 6.00 Rosie Wright And Rick Kelsey
Rides 8.00 River Of No Return 9.00 Big Blue Heart 1.00 Monkey Life 2.00 Of The Pops (R) 4.00 Owain Wyn Evans
War Factories 5.00 The World At War With Times Radio Breakfast 10.00
6.00 Great British Railway Journeys Wheeler Dealers. Mike Brewer spots a Great Barrier Reef With David Carole Walker 1.00 Hannah MacInnes VIRGIN RADIO
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Roadworthy Rescues. New series. Derek Africa 6.00 Into The Big Blue Heart 6.30 The Chris Evans Breakfast Show
Unknown 8.00 Great British Landmark John Pienaar With Times Radio Drive
Bieri restores non-running cars and 7.00 Monkey Life 8.00 Osprey. A 7.00 Pienaar And Friends. Informed 10.00 Eddy Temple-Morris 1.00 Jayne
Fixers 9.00 The Architecture The
gets them ready to hit the road 11.00 veteran pair return home 9.00 Wild debate with leading figures 8.00 Middlemiss 4.00 Ricky Wilson 7.00
Railways Built 10.00 Bangers And Cash
Naked And Afraid 12.00 Expedition Rockies 10.00 Into The Big Blue Heart The Evening Edition With Kait Borsay. Bam 10.00 Amy Voce 1.00 Sean
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Bigfoot 1.00-2.00 Wheeler Dealers 11.00-12.00 Great Parks Of Africa Engaging evening conversation Goldsmith 4.00 Steve Denyer
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10.00 Henry Bonsu 1.00 Stories TALKSPORT
DAVE PBS AMERICA DISCOVERY HISTORY Of Our Times 1.30 Red Box 2.00
6.00pm Taskmaster 7.00 House Of 5.00pm The Bob Hoover Project — 6.00am Combat Dealers 12.00 Highlights From Times Radio 5.00 Early Breakfast 6.00 Breakfast
Games 8.20 QI 9.00 Have I Got A Bit Flying The Feathered Edge 6.05 Battle Blowing Up History 6.00 Mysteries Of With Laura Woods 10.00 Jim White
More News For You 11.00 As Yet Untitled Honours 7.15 Napoleon 8.30 The First The Missing 7.00 Blowing Up History To get in touch with the Times Radio And Simon Jordan 1.00 GameDay Live
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6.00 Breakfast The latest reports. 6.30 Bargain Hunt Curios. (R) 6.00 Good Morning Britain 6.10 Countdown Gameshow. (R) 6.00 Milkshake! Fun for children.
9.15 Morning Live Magazine show. 7.15 The Bidding Room (R) 9.00 Lorraine Lifestyle chat. 6.50 Cheers US sitcom. (R) 9.15 Jeremy Vine Debate.
10.00 The Moment Of Proof DNA 8.00 Coast To Coast Food Festival 10.00 This Morning Features. 7.40 The King Of Queens (R) 12.45 Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly
on a shoelace links a man to Abergavenny. (Signed, R) 12.30 Loose Women Debate. 9.05 Frasier American sitcom. (R) Graeme Hall helps a husky
a series of violent attacks. 8.30 Coastal Defenders A tugboat 1.30 News; Weather Reports. 10.35 Emergency Helicopter with a fear of stairs. (R)
10.30 Animal Park Summer (R) picks up a mystery object in 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal Medics There is a head-on 1.40 News; Weather Reports.
11.15 Homes Under The Hammer its propeller. (Signed, R) David Dickinson and the car accident in Cumbria. (R) 1.45 Home And Away Justin
12.15 Bargain Hunt Curios. (R) 9.00 News; Weather Headlines. team are in Milton Keynes. (R) 11.35 News; Weather Reports. wants to understand why
1.00 News; Weather Reports. 12.45 The Super League Show (R) 3.00 Lingo Hosted by Adil Ray. (R) 11.40 Four In A Bed Contest. (R) Ava has left home. (R)
1.45 Rip Off Britain Scams. (R) 1.45 Eggheads Team quiz. (R) 4.00 Tipping Point Gameshow. (R) 2.10 Countdown Gameshow. 2.15 Danger Rocks The Cradle
2.15 Virtually Home (R) 2.15 The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That 5.00 The Chase Quiz show. (R) 3.00 A Place In The Sun Advice. (R) Thriller, with Devin
3.00 Escape To The Country Built Britain Edinburgh. (R) 6.00 Regional News Update. 4.00 A New Life In The Sun (R) Cecchetto. When a pregnant
A buyer has her sights on 2.45 Nile — Earth’s Great Rivers 6.20 Party Election Broadcast 5.00 Four In A Bed Contest. (R) high school senior disappears
properties in Devon or Dorset. The wildlife, landscapes By the Green Party. 5.30 Strangers On A Plane A her teacher begins to worry
3.45 The Bidding Room The and people of the river. (R) 6.30 News; Weather Reports. bridge worker takes the gang that the teenager may have
dealers bid for a truck door, a 3.45 My Unique B&B In Devon. (R) 7.30 Emmerdale Rhona finds off-roading in dirt buggies. been taken against her will.
ride on train and a rugby shirt. 4.15 Your Home Made Perfect (R) herself with a big decision 6.00 The Simpsons Grandma 4.00 Bargain-Loving Brits In The
4.30 Unbeatable Gameshow. 5.15 Flog It! Selling valuables. (R) to make; Caleb impresses Bouvier is swept off her feet Sun A drivetime DJ faces a
5.15 Pointless Unorthodox quiz. 6.00 House Of Games With Kim; and Amelia struggles. by Grampa, but Mr Burns dilemma when he is offered
6.00 News; Weather Reports. contestants Mark Chapman, 8.00 Love Your Garden Alan provides competition. (R) his old job back, which would
6.30 Regional News Update. Kaye Adams, Philip Glenister Titchmarsh and his team 6.30 Hollyoaks Darren tries to mean spending less time
6.55 Party Election Broadcast and Thanyia Moore. (R) head to Suffolk to transform cheer up both his boys by with his girlfriend. (R)
By the Green Party. (R) 6.30 B&B By The Sea Si King of a garden for a charity worker taking Oscar out to buy 5.00 News; Weather Reports.
7.00 The One Show Features. the Hairy Bikers checks in. (R) who is desperate for a Charlie a gift. (R) 6.00 Eggheads The Quiz Steppers
7.30 EastEnders Eve gives Suki 7.00 Jay’s Yorkshire Workshop peaceful outdoor space to 7.00 News; Weather Reports. take on the quiz experts. (R)
the cold shoulder and has Two sisters who work for a spend time with her husband. 8.00 Naked Education Taking a 6.30 Eggheads Good Time
had enough with hiding; homeless charity in Leeds 9.00 Agatha Christie’s Why look at the subject of male Games take on the experts.
and Stacey starts to panic receive bespoke furniture. (R) Didn’t They Ask Evans? anatomy and body image, 6.55 News; Weather Reports.
over her money troubles. 8.00 Inside The Factory Gregg As Frankie and Bobby dig asking the teens to share their 7.00 GPs — Behind Closed Doors
8.00 Interior Design Masters Wallace visits the Vale of deeper they approach the thoughts and expectations After returning from
In the quarter-final of the Mowbray pork pie factory in heart of a dark conspiracy and hearing stories from pilgrimage and taking two
competition, the designers Northallerton, Yorkshire, and their suspicions fall on male models. (2/6) long flights, a patient visits
are split into teams of two where the traditional pastries the menacing figure of Dr 9.00 Celebrity Hunted James and the surgery with pain and
to makeover two wooden have been made since 1928. Nicholson. (Last in series) Ed plot a big surprise for the redness in his left leg.
lodges used as wedding 9.00 CHOICE Highland Cops The 10.15 News; Weather Reports. hunters at Pinewood Studios; 7.55 News; Weather Reports.
accommodation on the hunt for a missing person 11.00 For The Love Of Paul O’Grady Nik and Eva hope a This 8.00 CHOICE Springtime On The
banks of Rutland Water. sees a search dog handler PC A tribute to the presenter Morning presenter will help Farm New series. Adam
9.00 Masterchef The cooks are and his German shepherd and comedian, who died last them hide; and Katya and Henson, Helen Skelton and
asked to create a dish inspired deployed; and Inverness CID month, featuring highlights Aimee do extreme sports Jules Hudson return with
by their favourite celebrity carry out an operation from his incredible career over in Surrey. (S5, ep 3) another series celebrating
chef, and the pressure is against drug dealers. (See and interviews with those 10.00 Rise And Fall With the end farmers during their busiest
on as only the best will Critics’ choice) who knew him best. (R) in sight, the battle to gain season. (See Critics’ choice)
remain and get to fight for a 10.00 CHOICE Colin From 11.55 Robson And Jim’s power continues as 9.00 Beyond The Yorkshire Farm
place in the quarter final. Accounts New Australian Fly-Fishing Adventure another rise vote looms. — Reuben & Clive The father
10.00 News; Weather Reports. comedy, with Patrick Robson Green and Jim 11.05 Gogglebox The armchair and son take on a challenging
10.40 CHOICE Rain Dogs A Brammall and Harriet Dyer, Murray embark on another critics share their opinions winter season; and pursuing
journalist offers Costello an about two singletons brought fly-fishing adventure, on what they have been his dream lifestyle, their
exciting chance while she together by an injured dog. beginning in Wales. (R) watching during the week, neighbour decides to
works at the peep show; Gloria (1/8; see Critics’ choice) 12.45 Teleshopping Goods. with cameras capturing build a home using clay
forms an unlikely connection 10.30 Newsnight The day’s events. 3.00 The Bay An old case puts their instant reactions. (R) harvested from his land.
at work; and Selby reconnects 11.15 Gods Of Snooker A look at a stop to Dean’s work 12.05 Gogglebox The 10.00 The Mysterious Murder Of
with some old friends. (2/8; Jimmy White’s quest for the plans. (Series 4, ep 5, R) armchair critics share their Ann Heron The shocking
see Critics’ choice) world title and how the 1990 3.50 Unwind Daily relaxation. opinions on shows including story behind one of the UK’s
11.05 Gossip Girl New series. The final against Stephen Hendry 5.05-6.00 Family Fortunes (R) Coronation Street, Strictly most mysterious unsolved
crew look forward to a fresh paved the way for what Come Dancing, Ashley Banjo crimes, as Peter Heron
start in the new year, but the was to come in the next — Britain in Black and White himself gives his version of
upcoming debutante ball decade. (Last in series, R) and The Mating Game. (R) the events surrounding his
threatens fragile bonds. 12.15 Pilgrimage — The Road 1.00 Late Night Lycett Chat. (R) wife Ann’s death in 1990. (R)
(Series 2, ep 1) 12.05 Gossip Through Portugal Celebrities 1.55 Taskmaster Challenges. (R) 12.05 Crimes That Shook Britain
Girl Things get complicated tackle a modern-day Catholic 2.50 Couples Come Dine With Me Documentary examining the
when Gideon agrees to hold pilgrimage. (Series 5, ep 1, R) Parties in Lincolnshire. (R) fatal stabbing of motorist
a dinner party to impress 1.15 The MI5 Spy And The IRA 3.45 Ramsay’s Kitchen Stephen Cameron. (R)
Roy’s client; and Zoya spends — Operation Chiffon An Nightmares USA A Japanese 1.00 The LeoVegas Live Casino
more time with Shan’s family. undercover MI5 officer who restaurant in California. (R) Show Interactive gambling.
1.05-6.00 Joins BBC News encouraged the IRA to end its 4.35 Jamie’s Comfort Food (R) 3.00 Friends American sitcom. (R)
violent campaign. (Signed, R) 4.45 Work On The Wild Side (R) 3.25 Tribal Teens Challenge. (R)
SCOTLAND 6.30 Reporting 1.45 Dating, Halal Style (Signed, R) 5.15-6.10 The Great British Dig 4.15 Britain’s Greatest Bridges (R)
Scotland; Weather. 11.05 The Edit. 2.30-3.30 Gordon Ramsay’s — History In Your Back 5.00 House Doctor Advice. (R)
11.20 Gossip Girl. 1.20 BBC News. Future Food Stars (Signed, R) Tea in the garden (ITV1, 8pm) Garden (Series 2, ep 1, R) 5.30-6.00 Children’s Shows Fun.

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BBC2 WALES 4.15 Jay’s Yorkshire 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 1.15 Cynefin 1.30 Ffermio 2.00 (BBC2) from the very first episode. Andi Oliver is a
Workshop 5.15 Match Of The Day Lingo 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Newyddion A’r Tywydd 2.05 fantastic presenter whose warmth and enthusiasm
Wales: Portugal Women v Wales Chase 6.00 Regional News 6.30 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion A’r
bring heart to the show. But am I alone in finding
Women. Live, kickoff 5.30 7.30 House News; Weather 7.30 Emmerdale Tywydd 3.05 Noson Lawen 4.00
Of Games BBC SCOTLAND 7.00 8.00 Love Your Garden 9.00 Agatha Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh: Mwy O the judges too keen on impressing each other and
Gold Town 8.00 My Kind Of Town: Christie’s Why Didn’t They Ask Evans? Stwnsh Sadwrn 5.20 Bernard insincere? The original judges were knowledgeable
Arbroath 8.30 The Scandals That 10.15 News; Weather 10.45 Regional 5.25 Seligo 5.30 Itopia 5.55 Larfa and focused on the food. Well done BBC for getting
Shocked Scotland 9.00 The Nine News 10.55 Scotland Tonight 11.20 6.00 Mamwlad 6.30 Sgorio 6.57 rid of an excellent trio and replacing them with
10.00 Facelift 11.00 David Wilson’s For The Love Of Paul O’Grady 12.15 Newyddion A’r Tywydd 7.00 Heno mediocrity.
Crime Files — Cold Cases 11.30- Teleshopping 3.00 The Bay 3.50 7.30 Newyddion A’r Tywydd 8.00
12.00 Rip It Up Unwrapped STV Night Vision 5.05-6.00 Family Pobol Y Cwm 8.25 Rownd A Rownd
Frances Morgan
6.00 Good Morning Britain 9.00 Fortunes S4C 6.00 Cyw 12.00 8.55 Newyddion A’r Tywydd 9.00
Lorraine 10.00 This Morning 12.30 Newyddion A’r Tywydd 12.05 Bwyd Ffit Cymru 10.00 Bocs 21 11.00-11.35 Send your comments to: telly@sunday-times.co.uk
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THE BEST TV FROM IPLAYER AND BEYOND... TUESDAY 11 APRIL
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Colin From Accounts Parkinson (BBC iPlayer)
(BBC2, 10pm) If you’d like to take a step
The “sit” of a sitcom is all- back in time to see the king
important, how characters of British interviews meet
are contrived to meet and the great and the good of
become trapped in each the entertainment industry,
other’s company. This you’ll be pleased to learn
charming Australian hit there are several episodes
comedy begins with a dog of Parkinson available
escaping his home and on iPlayer. A classic from
instigating a modern 1998 features Billy Connoly
“meet-cute” between Ashley discussing how he used an
and Gordon (writers and real apple to try to help him sleep
life partners Harriet Dyer and David Attenborough
and Patrick Brammall). They offers an insight into the
evidently don’t know how to sex lives of the penduline
work a photocopier in order tit. There’s a fascinating
to advertise for his owners to 1974 episode with Dr Jacob
reclaim him, and are instead Bronowski, presenter of the
lumbered with not only his landmark series The Ascent
care but some astronomical of Man, on his thoughts
veterinary bills. “Sit” duly on moving to England in
organised, the “com” derives the 1920s, science and his
from the mismatch in age philosophy, and a show from
and outlook, their “will they, 1972 where David Niven talks
won’t they?” energy and a about his reasons for moving
fondness for scatology. from Hollywood to France.
Helen Stewart And then there were three: Patrick Brammall, Harriet Dyer and Colin the dog (BBC2, 10pm) Tim Glanfield

Springtime On The Farm Miss Scarlet And The Duke Highland Cops (BBC2, 9pm) Galaxy Quest
(C5, 8pm)
Helen Skelton, Adam Henson
(Alibi, 9pm)
Fans of the excellent Enola
This unusual police
documentary follows officers
FILM CHOICE (Film4, 6.45pm)
Featuring Sigourney Weaver,
and Jules Hudson are back for Holmes may find this Victorian working Britain’s biggest beat Tim Allen and Alan Rickman
more wholesome rural drama a decent stopgap as PI as part of the Highlands And The Forgiven (Sky Cinema as actors in a Star Trek-like TV
programming as the sixth Eliza Scarlet (Kate Phillips) Islands Division. County lines Premiere, 9.50pm) show, this comedy becomes
series of this Channel 5 and Inspector Wellington drugs gangs and missing Horrible rich people being a heart-stirring sci-fi tale in
stalwart returns for the next (Stuart Martin) solve steam- persons are still problems made to suffer have been a its own right. Crucially, it
fortnight. Skelton has punkish crimes. Bustles, amid the picturesque lochs, noticeable theme in recent understands the noble ethos
cemented her place as the star bowler hats and extravagant glens and mountains; more movies. Along with The of the series that inspired it.
of the show since her thrilling facial hair enhance this case of specific to the region is the Menu and Triangle of Sadness Dir: Dean Parisot (1999)
personal revival on Strictly a missing magician. otter-related crime. came this drama about a Edward Porter
Come Dancing and it yet sour, snobbish couple (Ralph
remains to be seen if she can Rain Dogs (BBC1, 10.40pm) Fiennes and Jessica Chastain)
throw off her glittery disco Daisy May Cooper’s Costello who accidentally hit and kill a
pumps and pull on her wellies is handed a life-changing teenage boy while driving in
to reintegrate with the team. opportunity when she’s asked Morocco. You might struggle
Henson will present from the to write her own story of to care what happens to this
lambing shed of his family’s peep-show work in Cash awful duo — as the authorities
Cotswold property, while Carraway’s stylised comedy- take over, and other rich
Skelton and Hudson are based drama. Adrian Edmondson, tourists party on regardless —
with the popular Nicholson meanwhile, tackles his role but the stars are impressive,
brothers as they welcome (and indeed rolls his tackle) and the story has tense,
more than a thousand new with impressive commitment. intriguing moments. Dir: John
animals onto their farm. HS Kate Phillips (Alibi, 9pm) Victoria Segal Michael McDonagh (2021) Rickman, Weaver (Film4, 6.45pm)

Not much, it turns out, as this Pepsi, Where’s My Jet Search Party (BBC iPlayer) The Limey (Mubi)
ON DEMAND parody of children’s television
mines the bright colours and
(Netflix)
The Pepsi Challenge for John
As one generation was defined
by the question “Who killed
As well as directing this
thriller (from 1999) in his
cheeriness of the genre for its Leonard in 1995 wasn’t a blind Laura Palmer?”, so another usual crisp style, Steven
Don’t Hug Me, I’m Scared sinister potential. The infinite taste test, it was persuading may be by the poser in this Soderbergh relishes the
(All4) possibilities of childlike worlds Pepsi to hand over a Harrier mystery-comedy: “Where’s presence of a well-chosen star.
What could be less disturbing take unpleasant turns: in one jump jet. During the 1990s Chantal Witherbottom?”. Terence Stamp’s past as a
than three colourful pals episode the trio start work at cola wars Pepsi launched a When Dory (the excellent Alia young buck in the 1960s
— puppets Yellow Guy and a factory and descend into a campaign where points could Shawkat) learns of this distant echoes through his role here:
Duck, and tall mop-headed cycle of existential dread, be used to buy merchandise, acquaintance’s disappearance, an old Cockney hoodlum.
humanoid Red Guy — learning which echoes the final scenes with one ad valuing a Harrier she starts a search. Where this Mubi is adding other
valuable life lessons together of 2001: A Space Odyssey. A at 7 million points, and this leads over five series truly Soderbergh films to its
and singing songs about their brilliant and psychotic set of recounts his own cola war. cannot be predicted. line-up, beginning with 2012’s
educational experience? grim fairytales. Toby Earle Mel Clarke Magic Mike on Friday. EP
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7.00pm Top Gear The presenters 7.00pm Great Asian Railway 6.00pm Celebrity Catchphrase 6.00 Never The Twain Comedy. 6.00pm The Big Bang Theory
go on a road trip in a trio Journeys Vietnam’s history. With Bonnie Langford, Aston 6.35 Midsomer Murders Drama. Sheldon competes against
of 200mph supercars. 7.30 Canals — The Making Of A Merrygold and Liza Tarbuck. 8.30 Never The Twain Comedy. the actor Wil Wheaton.
8.00 Gavin & Stacey The happy Nation Series examining the 7.00 Ninja Warrior — Race For 9.35 Where The Heart Is Drama. (Series 3, ep 19) 6.30 The Big
couple return from their nation’s canal system. (1/6) Glory Contenders face the 11.40 Poirot Mystery drama. Bang Theory Sheldon tries
honeymoon. (Series 2, ep 1) 8.00 As Time Goes By Jean meets obstacle-course challenge. 12.45 Heartbeat Rural drama. to conceal his friendship
8.30 Ghosts US Flower begs Sam Lionel’s eccentric father. 8.00 Bob’s Burgers Bob and Gene 1.45 Classic Emmerdale Soap. with Penny from Leonard.
not to accept a commission 8.30 Whatever Happened To The enter the world of mushroom 2.45 Classic Coronation Street 7.00 Hollyoaks Chester soap.
to write an article about Likely Lads? Terry’s welcome foraging. (Series 10, ep 2) 3.50 Midsomer Murders With 7.30 Married At First Sight
her and her friends. (7/18) home does not meet his 8.30 Bob’s Burgers Tina John Nettles. A traditional Australia The couples go on
9.00 The Apprentice Australia expectations. (Series 1, ep 2) and Bob try to build a boat. battle of the sexes contest a relationship retreat to
The celebrities’ customer 9.00 A History Of Britain 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen The teams results in two deaths. experience life together
service skills are put to the Investigating the reality face off to prepare lobsters 5.50 Downton Abbey Robert outside of their apartments.
test; and tensions between of the British Empire. in line with chef Ramsay’s travels to America to bail 9.00 Celebrity Gogglebox
Darren and Jarrod rise. (2/16) 10.00 The Secret Life Of Waves standards, but things do not out Cora’s playboy brother A rolling cast of famous faces
10.05 Project Icon — The UK’s David Malone investigates the get easier in what proves to Harold. (Series 4, ep 7) appraise programmes
Next Music Star The judges importance of ocean waves. be an explosive service. 6.50 Heartbeat A witchcraft scare including Stranger Things,
challenge the contestants 11.00 Restoring The Earth — 10.00 Plebs Marcus becomes sweeps through Aidensfield; Hunted and Platinum Party.
to show their commercial The Age Of Nature People’s Grumio’s slave for the day. and Greengrass hopes to 10.00 The Inbetweeners The lads
potential in song production. understanding of nature. (Series 1, ep 3) 10.30 Plebs cash in on the hidden visit a Caravan Club meeting.
10.50 A Very British Cult 11.55 Return To Pembrokeshire Marcus befriends a stray cat. properties of local mud. (Series 1, ep 5) 10.35 The
An investigation into a Farm Documentary series. 11.00 Family Guy Peter gets a job 8.00 Midsomer Murders Inbetweeners Will organises
life-coaching company 12.25 Horizon Documentary. as a nurse. (Series 19, ep 10) With John Nettles. The the Christmas prom.
that allegedly ruins lives. 1.25 As 7pm 11.30 Family Guy Stewie says investigation into a man’s 11.05-12.10 Naked Attraction
11.50 Top Gear Motoring magazine. 1.55 As 7.30pm his first word. (Series 19, ep 1) A dog groomer and self-
apparent suicide takes a
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and Jones discover the victim
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11.40 The Bill Police drama series. 6.00pm Alfred Hitchcock 5.20pm Minder Comedy drama. home. (Series 5, ep 4) 4.50pm Love It Or List It
12.40 Classic EastEnders Soap. Presents: I’ll Take Care Of 6.30 Made In Britain How crystal 11.05 Wycliffe A woman’s death Property advice series.
2.00 Howards’ Way Drama series You. A used-car salesman glasses are made by hand. bears chilling similarities 6.55 Escape To The Chateau
3.10 Lovejoy Comedy drama. is driven to murder. 6.30 7.00 Women’s International with a number of unsolved — DIY Angel Adoree teaches
4.10 Peak Practice (Series 5, ep 2) Alfred Hitchcock Presents: Football: England v Australia. murders. (Series 3, ep 8) the art of decoupage on
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6.00 Keeping Up Appearances is suspected of smuggling match at Gtech Community 2.20 Unwind Daily relaxation. 7.55 Grand Designs A master
6.40 Last Of The Summer Wine an emerald necklace. Stadium, as the European 2.30-6.00 Teleshopping Goods. carpenter plans to create an
A sinister looking motorcyclist 7.00 Brunelleschi’s Impossible champions entertain the oasis for himself and his
scares Compo. 7.20 Last Of Dome The pioneering co-hosts of this year’s World partner on a small slice
The Summer Wine Foggy solutions and devices used Cup. Kickoff is at 7.45. of land in West Sussex.
aspires to be an astronaut. on Florence Cathedral. (1/2) 9.00 24 Hours In A&E A man is
8.00 Dalziel & Pascoe The duo 8.00 Leonardo Da Vinci — The 10.00 FILM: Cliffhanger Stars rushed to St George’s after
investigate a schoolboy’s Universal Man Profile of the Sylvester Stallone and John overturning his car onto
death. (Series 6, ep 1) Renaissance polymath. Lithgow. A retired mountain metal railings during a
rescue expert is drawn into a
10.00 New Tricks The case of a 9.15 The Art Mysteries A look at high-speed collision.
battle of wits with a criminal
murdered fashion designer is Botticelli’s The Birth of Venus. 10.00 24 Hour Baby Hospital
searching for a lost fortune
reopened. (Series 7, ep 6) 9.45 The Art Mysteries A Bulgarian couple arrive
in the Rockies. Quality thriller.
11.15 Cutting It Allie’s illness puts The Arnolfini Marriage. from Kildare just in time for
(1993, 15; includes FYI Daily)
a strain on her relationship 10.15 Pompeii — Sin City Exploring the arrival of their baby girl.
with Gavin. (Series 4, ep 3) the once grand Roman city. 12.15 Hornblower Adventure. 11.05-12.10 999 — On The Front
12.35 Bad Girls Drama. (S8, ep 8) 11.40-1.40 Botticelli, Florence And 2.20 Motorsport Mundial Line Paramedics treat a man
1.40 Lovejoy (Series 5, ep 9) The Medici The Renaissance 2.45 Unwind Daily relaxation. with a badly broken arm
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Come, Easy Go (1967, PG) 11.55 persuade a rebellious teenager to face 5.00-6.00 Caught On Dashcam
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Bears — Back To Earth (2022, PG) 10.20 Paradise, Hawaiian Style. A reckless up to his responsibilities. (2007, U)
Desmond’s 8.40 Keeping Up W
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Appearances 9.20 I Didn’t Know You 6.00pm Masterchef Australia 7.00
Portable Door (2023, PG) 2.30 Tad The business with a friend. (1966, U) 1.40 and his enemies are transported to
Cared 10.00 Hi-De-Hi! 10.40 Porridge Inside The Ambulance 9.00 DIY SOS
Babel (2006, 15) 4.05 If… (1968, 15) Earth by a cosmic key. (1987, PG) 4.40
Lost Explorer And The Curse Of The 11.15 Last Of The Summer Wine 12.35 — Grenfell 10.00 24 Hours In A&E
Mummy (2022, U) 4.15 Minions — The 6.05 Kramer vs Kramer. A father has Mysterious Island. Soldiers aboard an
Keeping Up Appearances 1.15 I Didn’t 11.00 Nurses Down Under 12.00
to fight his estranged wife to keep observation balloon arrive on a
Rise Of Gru. Young Gru tries to join a Know You Cared 1.55 Ghosts 2.35 Life And Birth 1.25 Plate Of Origin
diabolical dream team. (2022, U) 6.00 custody of his young son. (1979, PG) strange, uncharted island. (1961, PG)
Porridge 3.10 Hi-De-Hi! 3.50 Last Of 2.35-3.00 Inside The Ambulance
The Portable Door (2023, PG) 8.00 8.00 True Grit. A marshal reluctantly 6.45 CHOICE Galaxy Quest. Stars Tim The Summer Wine 5.10 Ghosts 7.45
Emily The Criminal. A young woman agrees to help a girl track down her Allen, Sigourney Weaver and Alan Porridge 8.20 Dad’s Army 9.00 Mrs 5 STAR
drowning in debt gets involved in a father’s killer. (1969, PG) 10.10 Good Rickman. (1999, PG; see Film choice) Brown’s Boys 9.40 Ghosts 10.55 Mrs 6.00pm Home And Away 7.00 22 Kids
credit card scam. (2022, 15) 9.50 Will Hunting. A troubled maths genius 9.00 Jack Reacher. A former military Brown’s Boys 11.35 Billy Connolly Does & Counting 8.00 GPs — Behind Closed
CHOICE The Forgiven. A couple hit tries to come to terms with his unusual cop takes on the case of an sniper 12.35 Live At The Apollo 1.35 Roger Doors 9.00 Rich Kids Go Skint 10.00
and kill a young man in the Moroccan talents. (1997, 15) 12.20 Marathon Man who has been framed. (2012, 15) 11.35 & Val Have Just Got In 2.10 Ghosts 999 — Critical Condition 11.00 Casualty
desert. (2021, 18; see Film choice) (1976, 18) 2.35 Harold And Maude Jack Reacher — Never Go Back. The 3.25-4.00 Roger & Val Have Just Got In 24/7 12.00 Kids Who Kill 1.00 The Girl
12.00 Dig (2022, 15) 1.45 Marlowe (1971, 15) 4.15-6.20 Sabrina (1954, U) vigilante investigates when his old In The Cellar — 8 Years Underground
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8pm. 5.30-6.30 Sky Cinema Preview 3.35-4.00 Home And Away
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Hunted (2003, 15) 6.00 The Saint — Maverick. Pete ’Maverick’ Mitchell Scotland Yard 6.35 Devil’s Bait (1959, The City 12.25 Curb Your Enthusiasm Special Victims Unit 10.00 Law &
(1997, 12) 8.00 Man On A Ledge. gets called back to the Top Gun U) 7.45 Scarlet Web. An insurance 2.25 Silicon Valley 3.00 Miracle Workers Order: Criminal Intent 11.00 Law &
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threatens to jump from a skyscraper. band of recruits. (2022, 12) 10.15 The blackmail victim lead to him being Law & Order 2.50 Lucifer 3.35-4.00
(2012, 12) 9.45 In The Line Of Fire. Dark Knight Rises. Batman battles the framed for murder. (1954, 15) 9.00 SKY WITNESS Criminals — Caught On Camera
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plotting to murder the American 1.00 The Eight Hundred (2020, 15) nerd turns into a vicious serial killer Caught On Dashcam 9.00 The Equalizer. COMEDY CENTRAL
president. (1993, 15) 12.00-2.45 The 3.30 The Colony (2021, 15) after ringing a phone ‘horror-scope’ Mel’s brother is abducted 10.00 8.00am Most Ridiculous 9.00
Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011, 18) 5.20-7.05 Old Henry (2021, 15) line for advice. (1989, 18) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes

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become wrapped up in a 10.30 Back Pages Tonight 11.00 News
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Virgin 606; Freesat 217; YouTube, stories of encounters with
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connected TVs and smart devices the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield 5.00
the paranormal, including (Almost) Accidental Adventures
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Curling World Championships. The case in British UFO history
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men’s final in Ottawa 8.00 Cycling.
tries to overcome his shaky Action from stage one of the Tour of which occurred at a US 7.00 Nick Ferrari 10.00 James O’Brien
6.00pm Stargate SG-1 Thor asks start at Emily’s trial. (6/8) Sicily 9.00 The Cycling Show 9.30 air force base in Suffolk, 1.00 Shelagh Fogarty 4.00 Tom
for help. (Series 6, ep 12, R) 10.40 Gangs Of London Crime Mountain Biking. Action from Western above. Jolyon Jenkins Swarbrick 7.00 Iain Dale. Debate
7.00 Stargate SG-1 drama, with Sope Dirisu and Australia 10.00 Hall Of Fame: Beijing 10.00 Ben Kentish. Discussion 1.00
2008 11.00 Cycling. The Tour of examines how techniques Richard Spurr 4.00 Ian Payne
An ancient artefact causes Joe Cole. (Series 1, ep 1)
problems for the team. (R) 12.25 True Detective Crime drama. Sicily 12.00 FIA World Endurance used in gaming are being
Championship. The 24 Hours of Le RADIO 3
8.00 The Flash Barry is forced to 1.30 The Gilded Age Drama. applied to everyday life in
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make an impossible choice; 2.30 Game Of Thrones Fantasy. 3.00 World Surf League 4.00-6.00
Gamification (R4, 11am).
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and Iris is visited by an old 4.00-6.00 Urban Secrets Insights. Snooker. The world championship Clair Woodward Lunchtime Concert. Hardanger fiddle
friend. (Series 9, ep 4, R) player Nils Okland joins the Engegard
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6.00am ESPN FC 6.30 WWE NXT UK Quartet to perform Schubert’s Death
Vigilante following a RADIO 4 And The Maiden, at the Queen’s Hall in
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somewhat successful 8.30 AFL 10.30 National League 12.00 5.30 News 5.43 Prayer 5.45 Farming Edinburgh 2.00 Afternoon Concert. The
mission; and Peacemaker Champions Cup Highlights 1.00 V8 Today 5.58 Tweet Of The Day (R) 6.00 Hong Kong Philharmonic Orchestra
confronts his past. (4/8, R) Supercars Highlights 3.00 National Today 9.00 The New Gurus (R) 9.30 play Richard Strauss’s Ein Heldenleben
10.00 Freddie Down Under Andrew Futsal Series 5.00 ESPN FC 5.30 Magic Consultants 9.45 Book Of The — A Hero’s Life, with conductor Vassily
Premier League Review 6.30 Best Foot Week 9.45 (LW) Daily Service 10.00 Petrenko 5.00 In Tune 7.00 Classical
Flintoff plans a surprise for
Forward 7.00 LIVE Uefa Champions Woman’s Hour 11.00 Gamification. How Mixtape 7.30 In Concert. Nicholas
Rob Penn at Sydney Harbour Collon conducts the BBC Philharmonic
League: Manchester City v Bayern gaming techniques are being introduced
Bridge, before the pair pay a in Strauss’s An Alpine Symphony and a
Munich. Coverage of the quarter-final into everyday life 11.30 The Girls In
visit to Melbourne Cricket first-leg encounter at Etihad Stadium. The Pictures — Joan Eardley And The world premiere by Tom Coult, and
Club. (Series 3, ep 5, R) Kickoff at 8.00 10.45 The Football’s On Samson Children. Audrey Gillan meets Francesca Chiejina joins them for
11.00-12.00 Swat The team races 11.45 Premier League Reload 12.00 the girls of Joan Eardley’s paintings Berg’s Seven Early Songs 10.00 Free
to stop a vengeful gunman WWE NXT Highlights 1.00 LIVE WWE 12.00 News 12.01 (LW) Shipping 12.04 Thinking. Robert Blyth, Joan Passey
who is targeting rehab NXT. Wrestling 3.15 Ariel Helwani Meets Call You And Yours 1.00 The World At and Michael Talbot join Anne McElvoy
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Stories Of The Mind. Dementia with 10.45 The Essay. Sabina Dosani reflects
Lewy bodies 2.00 The Archers (R) 2.15 on loss and mourning rituals for
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10.00 The Moment Of Proof An ice 8.00 Take A Hike (Signed, R) 10.00 This Morning Features. 7.40 The King Of Queens (R) 12.45 Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly
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4.30 Unbeatable Gameshow. Jay Blades meets a man 9.00 CHOICE The Bay With when he goes looking for on the experts in the quiz.
5.15 Pointless Unorthodox quiz. who set up a men’s mental- Marsha Thomason. When a his biological father. (R) 6.55 News; Weather Reports.
6.00 News; Weather Reports. health charity, and a youth surprising connection to 7.00 News; Weather Reports. 7.00 Cruising With Susan Calman
6.30 Regional News Update. worker in Bradford who turns another piece of evidence is 8.00 Love It Or List It — Brilliant The presenter starts her
7.00 The One Show Features. people’s lives around. (R) brought to light, the missing Builds Kirstie Allsopp and Phil adventure in Florida and sails
7.30 EastEnders Trouble arises for 8.00 CHOICE Designing The pieces of the investigation Spencer look back at some of south to the Caribbean. (R)
Eve and Suki when Nish starts Hebrides New series. Interior finally fall into place. (See their best builds, exploring 7.55 News; Weather Reports.
asking questions; and things designer Banjo Beale and a Critics’ choice; last in series) stories where homeowners 8.00 Springtime On The Farm
get worse for Stacey when a team of tradespeople take on 10.00 News At Ten Bulletin. were shown ways to make Adam Henson, Helen Skelton
huge electricity bill arrives. a series of makeovers across 10.45 Revenge Porn — Georgia vs their budgets stretch. (R) and Jules Hudson celebrate
8.00 The Repair Shop Jay the islands, beginning with Bear Reality television star 9.00 Grand Designs Kevin the work of farmers during
Blades and his team of fish shop in Tobermory. Georgia Harrison opens up McCloud meets a south their busiest season.
experts restore a scientific about being the victim of London chef who loves to 9.00 The Kidnap And Murder Of
(1/6; see Critics’ choice)
microscope, a swinging revenge porn after her ex Lynda Spence Documentary
8.30 Wales’ Home Of The Year entertain and is rustling up
bench and a pair of boots Stephen Bear leaked a examining the mysterious
New series. Owain Wyn plans for a double-kitchen
used by a PoW during sex tape of her online. (R) disappearance of the financial
Evans, Mandy Watkins and home designed around
the Second World War. 11.40 The Jonathan Ross Show advisor, who vanished
Glen Thomas judge homes in her love of cooking. (R)
9.00 Race Across The World The host is joined by the without a trace in 2011 from
the northeast region — an 10.00 Rise And Fall Greg joins the
The teams set off for a actor Jeff Goldblum and the her hometown of Glasgow.
18th-century manor house, Rulers in the red room for
remote outpost that is only comedians Lee Mack and 10.30 Casualty 24/7 — Every
a Victorian terrace and a the semi-final to oversee a
accessible by train; and one Jack Whitehall; and the Second Counts The first
gothic revival cottage. stomach-churning work shift.
pair encounter a family singer-songwriter John heatwave of summer has hit
9.00 Saving Lives In Leeds The 11.05 Night Coppers A sergeant
of missionaries, who Legend chats and performs Barnsley, adding to the
surgeons prepare to perform makes an impromptu stop
question their reasons for live in the studio. (R) pressure of an already
a heart bypass, remove a that leads to a drug bust;
taking part in the race. 12.35 Teleshopping Goods. stressful day in casualty for
tumour from a patient’s brain, 3.00 Saturday Night Takeaway and a young officer is called
10.00 News; Weather Reports. and correct a curved spine. to an incident involving the sister in charge. (R)
10.40 CHOICE Married, Sikh And — Behind The Screens The 11.30 Motorway Cops — Catching
10.00 Detectorists The dark cloud inner workings of the show. (R) a gold-plated gun. (R)
Wanting A Baby After two of a solar farm threatens the 12.05 24 Hours In A&E A doctor Britain’s Speeders A PC
miscarriages and three years 3.50 Unwind Daily relaxation. stops a vehicle with links to
gang’s tranquillity; and Andy 5.05-6.00 Beautiful Baking (R) shares his story of leaving his
of trying to have a baby, a is living with his mother-in- family during lockdown to drug dealing in Macclesfield;
couple are seeking medical law. (Series 3, ep 1, R) keep them safe. (R) and on the M6, an officer
help, while also drawing on 10.30 Newsnight The day’s events. 1.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen pursues a speeding vehicle,
their faith and community. Nightmares USA Advice. (R) and when he finally stops it,
11.15 FILM: Stronger Stars Jake the occupants are unable to
(See Critics’ choice) 1.55 The Simpsons Cartoon. (R)
Gyllenhaal, Tatiana Maslany,
11.25 Gordon Ramsay’s Future keep their story straight. (R)
Miranda Richardson and 2.20 FILM: Eagle Eye Stars Shia 12.30 999 — Criminals Caught On
Food Stars The contenders
Richard Lane Jr. A man’s life LaBeouf, Michelle Monaghan
test their skills and talent in Camera Troubling violent
changes radically after he is and Rosario Dawson. Two
Anglesey, north Wales, with assaults on police officers. (R)
seriously injured in the 2013 strangers go on the run after
the first task involving 1.20 The LeoVegas Live Casino
Boston marathon bombings. receiving phone calls
harvesting seaweed, before Show Interactive gambling.
Strong drama. (2017, 15) warning them their lives are
they create and sell pizzas to 3.20 Cruising With Jane
in danger. Stylish. (2008, 12)
locals and tourists. (R) 1.05 Saving Lives In Leeds McDonald Caribbean. (R)
12.30-6.00 Joins BBC News Two children needing urgent 4.20 Couples Come Dine With Me 4.05 Tribal Teens Challenge. (R)
liver surgery. (Signed, R) Parties in Lincolnshire. (R) 4.50 House Doctor Advice. (R)
SCOTLAND 6.30 Reporting Scotland. 2.05-3.35 Saved And Remade (R) Marsha Thomason (ITV1, 9pm) 5.15-6.10 The Dog House (R) 5.40-6.00 Children’s Shows Fun.

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BBC SCOTLAND 7.00 Getting 8.00 Coronation Street 9.00 The 4.20 Byd Tad-Cu 4.30 Sion Y Chef Slow Horses (Apple TV+). One word describes the
Hitched Asian Style 8.00 Highland Bay 10.00 News At Ten 10.40 4.45 Cacamwnci 5.00 Stwnsh: Dewi writing and cast — brilliant!
Cops. The hunt for a missing person Scotland Tonight 11.05 The Jonathan A’r Ditectifs Gwyllt 5.10 Y Dyfnfor
Lesley Hutchins
sees a search dog deployed 9.00 Ross Show 12.05 Teleshopping 3.00 5.30 Oi! Osgar 5.40 Boom! 5.55
The Nine 10.00 Two Doors Down Saturday Night Takeaway — Behind Larfa 6.00 Cegin Bryn — Y Dosbarth
10.30 Rab C Nesbitt 11.00-12.00 The Screens 3.50 Night Vision Meistr 6.30 Rownd A Rownd 6.57 Big Night Of Musicals (BBC1) was a very
Scotland, Slavery & Statues STV 5.05-6.00 Beautiful Baking S4C Newyddion A’r Tywydd 7.00 Heno entertaining and enjoyable evening hosted by
6.00 Good Morning Britain 9.00 6.00 Cyw 12.00 Newyddion A’r 7.30 Newyddion A’r Tywydd 8.00 Jason Manford. The skilful dancing and songs,
Lorraine 10.00 This Morning 12.30 Tywydd 12.05 Dan Do 12.30 Heno Pobol Y Cwm. DJ dreams about many of which were probably new to a lot of
Loose Women 1.30 News; Weather 1.00 Cheer Am Byth 1.30 Garddio A a life in Ireland 8.25 Sain Ffagan.
2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 Mwy 2.00 Newyddion A’r Tywydd Construction progresses on the
people, were delightful. What a change from the
Lingo 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion Vulcan hotel 8.55 Newyddion A’r frenzy of Ant and Dec.
Chase 6.00 Regional News 6.30 A’r Tywydd 3.05 Cynefin 4.00 Awr Tywydd 9.00 Hen Dy Newydd 10.00 Lesley Neary
News; Weather 7.30 Emmerdale Fawr: Y Crads Bach 4.05 Digbi Draig Noson Lawen 10.50-11.55 Greenham

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THE BEST TV FROM DISNEY+ AND BEYOND... WEDNESDAY 12 APRIL
CRITICS’ CHOICE DOOLEY DOCS
Stacey Dooley — Ready For In 2008 Stacey Dooley
War? (BBC3, 9pm) appeared as one of six young
Since the outbreak of the consumers who travelled to
war in Ukraine, the British India to work in the clothing
Army have been training industry for BBC3’s Blood,
Ukrainian civilians to become Sweat And T-Shirts (STV
soldiers, condensing six Player). The standout star,
months of instruction into Dooley was rewarded with
five weeks. Stacey Dooley her own show, Stacey
follows one intake of men in Dooley Investigates . . .
a film that underlines how (BBC iPlayer), where she has
completely their world has tackled topics from spycam
been wrenched from its sex criminals to whaling.
moorings as florists, welders Crossing the pond in 2012,
and masseurs are suddenly Stacey Dooley In The USA
forced to learn field skills, (UKTV Play) included shows
trench warfare and how on border wars and girls
to kill. It’s a film full of behind bars and preceded
poignant moments: phone Dooley tackling a number of
conversations with family, hard-hitting subjects, from
the new trainee gently domestic abuse in Beaten
admiring the nature around By My Boyfriend (YouTube)
him while holding a gun, and Yazidi women fighting
and most of all, the palpable Isis in Stacey on the
sense of duty to those at Frontline (BBC iPlayer). It’s
home — “who will protect hard to know how she found
them if not us?” the time to also win Strictly.
Victoria Segal Preparing for war: Dooley joins Ukrainians being trained by the British Army (BBC3, 9pm) Tim Glanfield

Designing The Hebrides Made Up In Belfast The Bay (ITV1, 9pm) Gnomeo & Juliet (Sky
(BBC2, 8pm)
The smokehouses and slabs
(BBC3, 8pm/8.30pm)
BBC3’s penchant for fun firms
Jenn Townsend (Marsha
Thomason) is focused on the
FILM CHOICE Cinema Animation, 4pm)
Despite its debt to a certain
of a fish store on the Isle Of with excitable young staff attack on her home, and love story, this tale of two
Mull may not seem like the (remember Breaking Fashion Tony Manning (Daniel Ryan) Hidden Figures garden gnomes is influenced
obvious place for directional or Big Proud Party Agency?) is on his improbable fling, yet (Film4, 6.30pm) more by Pixar than by
interior design, but that’s seen again as it spotlights a somehow all the unsolved Theodore Melfi’s film tells Shakespeare. Soundtracked
not stopping Banjo Beale. Belfast cosmetics company. In crimes get solved in the end. the true story of three with Elton John hits, it puts a
The Australian winner of tonight’s double bill, the team And there’s news on whether black women who were British spin on the comic style
Interior Design Masters has work with Love Island winner the Morecambe unit (an Nasa scientists during of Hollywood animated films.
lived on the Hebridean island Ekin-Su and open stores in unsubtle metaphor for The the space race: Katherine Dir: Kelly Asbury (2011)
for eight years and is opening Dublin and Ibiza. Bay itself?) has a future. Johnson (Taraji P Henson), Edward Porter
a design business targeting Dorothy Vaughan (Octavia
commercial premises. First Married, Sikh And Wanting Spencer) and Mary Jackson
up is family business The A Baby (BBC1, 10.40pm) ( Janelle Monáe). Although
Tobermory fish shop, who After two miscarriages, Sarina its calculations include
trust Beale and his wild talk and Vik explore whether IVF, Hollywood sappiness, they
of blackened timber, porthole surrogacy or adoption would produce a successful lift-off.
windows and reclaimed be the best way of becoming The tale’s chief power comes
marble. It’s an entertaining parents. For Sikhs “infertility from the characters defiance
spin on the classic Changing is a taboo subject”, they of racism in the 1960s but the
Rooms formula, the explain — but their faith and film also applauds scientific
picturesque backdrop pairing the community are also know-how. It has what it takes
well with Beale’s vivid pop of sources of solace. to inspire budding young
energy. VS Seeking solace (BBC1, 10.40pm) John Dugdale boffins. (2016) Henson, Costner (Film4, 6.30pm)

was nominated for an Oscar in The Eric Andre Show (All4) Zen Motoring (BBC iPlayer) Blue Jean (BFI Player)
ON DEMAND 2010 for his role in The Hurt
Locker and plays the Marvel
Five series in and the
ferocious anarchy of this
There’s a strong case viewing
this mellow glide along
Rosy McEwen gives an
affecting performance in this
superhero Hawkeye, teams up talk-show parody remains as Britain’s streets should be drama about Jean, a PE
Rennervations (Disney+) with mechanics to transform intense as when it first made a section of the driving teacher in 1980s Britain. Jean
The actor Jeremy Renner was decommissioned government appeared over a decade ago. test as it seeks to provide is also a lesbian who fears
hospitalised this year after he vehicles into “mind-blowing Surreal pranks and sketches harmony among all road being outed and McEwen lets
was crushed by a snowplough creations”. A construction smash between interviews users. Our guide in this us feel her exhausting terror.
on his ranch in Nevada. He aficionado, Renner not only with celebrity lookalikes and journey to enlightenment is We are also given a clear
suffered injuries to his chest showcases some highly Hollywood stars, with Andre’s Ogmios, whose soothing tones sense of what she is up
and broke more than 30 creative projects but gives chat-show host sending up provide a comic mysticism to against. The film does a good
bones. In his documentary us an insight into the people showbiz chumminess by discourses on roundabouts job of capturing time and
series (recorded before the behind the projects. asking outrageous questions and bin lorries. place. Dir: Georgia Oakley
accident) the 52-year-old, who Jake Helm and crossing boundaries. Toby Earle (2022) EP
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BBC3 BBC4 ITV2 ITV3 E4


7.00pm Top Gear Motoring series. 7.00pm Great Asian Railway 6.00pm Catchphrase Gameshow, 6.00 Classic Emmerdale Soap. 6.00pm The Big Bang Theory
8.00 CHOICE Made Up In Belfast Journeys A journey from Da with Sally Dynevor, Barney 7.00 Classic Coronation Street Sheldon invites a famous
New series. Behind the Nang to Hoi An in Vietnam. Walsh and Zoe Williams. 8.05 Never The Twain Comedy. physicist to the flat. (Series 3,
scenes at a Belfast-based 7.30 Canals — The Making Of A 7.00 Ninja Warrior — Race For 9.05 Where The Heart Is Drama. ep 21) 6.30 The Big Bang
beauty brand. 8.30 Made Up Nation How ‘canal mania’ Glory More competitors take 11.10 Poirot Mystery drama. Theory The origins of
In Belfast The team prepare helped develop Britain’s on the obstacle course. 12.20 Heartbeat Rural drama. Sheldon and Leonard’s
for the launch of a new store modern economy. (3/6) 8.00 Bob’s Burgers Things get 1.25 Classic Emmerdale Soap. friendship are revealed.
in Ibiza. (See Critics’ choice) 8.00 Chris Packham’s Animal spooky when Tina dissects a 2.30 Classic Coronation Street 7.00 Hollyoaks Chester soap.
9.00 CHOICE Stacey Dooley — Einsteins The series looks pig in science class. (Series 3.30 Midsomer Murders With 7.30 Married At First Sight
Ready For War? Ukrainian at deception, theft and 10, ep 4) 8.30 Bob’s Burgers John Nettles. A trickster’s Australia Melinda confronts
civilians take part in army cheating in the natural world. Tina is mistaken for a body is found floating below Harrison about his meddling
training. (See Critics’ choice) 9.00 Own The Sky — Jet Pack sleeping boy’s girlfriend. the weir in Midsomer Deverell. in her relationship while
10.00 Starstruck Three months Dreamers An Australian 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen The chefs go 5.30 Downton Abbey Rosamund Layton firmly has her back.
after Jessie fled Tom’s flat, a man’s quest to build and fly head-to-head in a merciless comes up with a plan to help 9.00 Emergency On Sunny Beach
chance encounter clears the the world’s first jetpack. competition that culminates Edith; and Alfred realises too New series following
air. (Series 1, ep 2) 10.25 10.00 Elizabeth R King Philip in a dinner service, where late that he may have made a Bulgarian emergency
Starstruck Kate and Jessie’s prepares to launch the one chef’s knowledge of the mistake. (Series 4, ep 8) services and frontline
party is interrupted by Tom. Armada. (5/6) 11.30 culinary world is questioned. 7.00 Heartbeat A baby is workers who keep the shores
10.50 Starstruck Kate is Elizabeth R The rebellion is 10.00 Shopping With Keith Lemon kidnapped, causing emotions of Sunny Beach safe. (1/6)
invited to Tom’s premiere. reaching boiling point in The host goes shopping with to run high in Aidensfield. 10.00 First Dates Ireland
11.10 Made Up In Belfast Ireland. (Last in series) Sharon Osbourne and Aitch. 8.00 Lewis A professor is found An 81-year-old singleton –
12.10 As 9pm 12.50 As 7pm 10.30 Family Guy Brian bonds with dead after her dating video is the oldest dater ever in the
1.10 Meet The Khans — Big In 1.20 As 7.30pm his girlfriend’s son. (Series 19, leaked online, but Lewis does restaurant — looks for love.
Bolton Amir stars training. 1.50 Imagine Arts documentary. ep 11) 11.00 Family Guy not think she committed 11.05-12.10 Gogglebox An edition
1.40 Starstruck (Series 1, ep 2) 3.00-4.00 Chris Packham’s Stewie breaks up with Rupert. from 2016, with appraisals
suicide and begins searching
2.50-3.50 As 9pm Animal Einsteins Insights. 11.30-12.00 American Dad! of First Dates and Poldark.
for a killer. (Series 6, ep 2)
10.00 Blue Murder Shap’s

DRAMA SKYARTS ITV4 behaviour grows erratic


when the team investigates
the death of a private
MORE4
11.40 The Bill Police drama series. 6.00pm Alfred Hitchcock 5.55pm Made In Britain Insights detective. (Series 5, ep 5) 4.50pm Love It Or List It
12.40 Classic EastEnders Soap. Presents: The Kind Waitress. 6.55 Who Wants To Be A 11.05 Wycliffe The Cornish Property advice series.
2.00 Howards’ Way Drama series. A waitress plots murder. Millionaire? Quiz show. detective investigates after a 6.55 Escape To The Chateau
3.10 Lovejoy Comedy drama. 6.30 Alfred Hitchcock 8.00 River Monsters Jeremy wedding party ends in a — DIY Dick and Angel share
4.10 Peak Practice (Series 5, ep 3) Presents: Cheap Is Cheap. Wade hunts for the goliath brutal killing. (Series 4, ep 1) some tips and advice about
5.20 The Brittas Empire Comedy. A man decides to kill his wife. tigerfish in Africa. 8.30 River 12.10 Where The Heart Is Drama. chateau-living with a couple.
6.00 Keeping Up Appearances 7.00 Portrait Artist Of The Year Monsters Jeremy Wade 2.20 Unwind Daily relaxation. 7.55 Grand Designs A pair plan
6.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 2017 Singer Katie Kissoon, searches for the freshwater 2.30-6.00 Teleshopping Goods. to build a 21st-century
Foggy demonstrates his musician Rick Wakeman stingray in Thailand. version of a longhouse on
hypnosis skills. 7.20 Last Of and Hairy Biker Dave Myers 9.00 Robson And Jim’s land in the Derbyshire Dales.
The Summer Wine Foggy are the celebrity sitters. Fly-Fishing Adventure 9.00 Matt Baker’s Travels In The
makes a shocking discovery. 8.00 Girl With A Pearl Earring And Robson Green and Jim Country — USA New series.
8.00 The Sally Lockhart Mysteries Other Treasures Of The Murray go fishing in Scotland. The presenter travels across
Drama, with Billie Piper and Mauritshuis Documentary 10.00 All Elite Wrestling the Atlantic to experience rural
Julie Walters. A 16-year-old is exploring the unanswered — Rampage Hard-hitting, America, starting by visiting a
drawn into a web of intrigue questions surrounding high-flying wrestling action. cattle farmer in Florida.
after her father’s death. Vermeer’s famous painting. 11.10 All Elite Wrestling — Battle 10.00 24 Hours In Police Custody
10.00 New Tricks New evidence 9.00 Discovering Nicole Kidman Of The Belts Recent action. CID investigates a burglary at
sheds light on the death of a A profile of the actress. 12.15 Heathrow — Britain’s a country estate in which
criminal. (Series 7, ep 7) 10.00 Back To Basquiat The life Busiest Airport Double bill. antiques have been stolen.
11.20 Cutting It (Series 4, ep 4) and career of the artist. 1.15 Minder Comedy drama. 11.05-12.10 24 Hours In A&E
12.40 Bad Girls Prison drama. 11.15 -12.30 Burning Man —Art On 2.10 Auto Mundial Car magazine. Hospital patients include an
1.40 Lovejoy Comedy drama. Fire An insight into the art 2.40 Unwind Daily relaxation. elderly man who has fallen
2.50-4.00 Classic Holby City at the centre of the event. 3.00-6.00 Teleshopping Goods. Matt Baker (More4, 9pm) down the stairs at home.

FILMS SKY CINEMA GREATS


6.20am Babel (2006, 15) 8.45 Easy
FILM4
11.00am Mr Popper’s Penguins (2011, ENTERTAINMENT 9.00 The Rookie — Feds. The FBI are
threatened by a mysterious caller 10.00
Come, Easy Go (1967, PG) 10.30 PG) 12.50 Monster Trucks (2016, PG) 9-1-1 11.00 FBI 1.00 The Rookie 2.00
SKY CINEMA PREMIERE GOLD
Paradise, Hawaiian Style (1966, U) 2.55 The 7th Voyage Of Sinbad (1958, The Rookie —Feds 3.00 How To Get
6.30am The Cinema List: Spectacular 7.25am Desmond’s 8.20 Keeping Up
12.05 Good Will Hunting (1997, 15) U) 4.40 Carry On Cabby (1963, PG) Away With Murder 4.00 9-1-1 — Lone
Sequels 6.45 The Amazing Maurice Appearances 9.00 I Didn’t Know You
(2022, PG) 8.30 Dig. A widowed father 2.15 True Grit. A marshal agrees to 6.30 CHOICE Hidden Figures. Stars Star 5.00-6.00 Caught On Dashcam
Cared 9.40 Hi-De-Hi! 10.20 Porridge
help a girl track down her father’s Taraji P Henson and Kevin Costner. A
and his daughter are taken hostage. 11.00 Last Of The Summer Wine 12.20 W
(2022, 15) 10.15 The Portable Door. Two killer. (1969, PG) 4.25 Fun In Acapulco. trio of African-American women work
Keeping Up Appearances 1.00 I Didn’t 6.00pm Masterchef Australia 7.20
A lifeguard has two admirers. (1963, U) on the US space programme. (2016,
interns eventually discover the true Know You Cared 1.40 Dad’s Army 2.20 Simply Nigella 8.00 Inside The
6.05 Sunset Boulevard. A faded movie PG; see Film choice) 9.00 Patriot
agenda of the corporation where they Porridge 3.00 Hi-De-Hi! 3.40 Last Of Ambulance 9.00 Wedding Valley.
work. (2023, PG) 12.25 Mr Malcolm’s star persuades a struggling writer to Games. A former CIA agent is targeted
The Summer Wine 5.00 Dad’s Army New series. The wedding industry of
List (2022, PG) 2.35 Tad The Lost help her make a comeback. (1950, PG) after foiling a terrorist attack by an IRA 5.40 Keeping Up Appearances 6.20 Lancashire’s Ribble Valley 10.00
Explorer And The Curse Of The 8.00 Paper Moon. A conman unites group. (1992, 15) 11.15 Clear And Present Hi-De-Hi! 7.00 Porridge 7.40 Dad’s Army Multiple Birth Wards 11.00 Nurses
Mummy (2022, U) 4.20 Boonie Bears — with an orphan. (1973, PG) 10.00 Girls! Danger. A CIA analyst becomes caught 9.00 Mrs Brown’s Boys 9.40 Ghosts Down Under 12.00 Louis Theroux —
Back To Earth (2022, PG) 6.15 Minions Girls! Girls! Elvis Presley musical. (1962, up in the Colombian drug trade. (1994, 11.00 Inside No 9 11.40 Live At The Law & Disorder In Lagos 1.00 Stacey
— The Rise Of Gru (2022, U) 8.00 The U) 11.55 American Beauty (1999, 18) 12) 2.05-4.00 Scouts Guide To The Apollo 12.40 Billy Connolly Does 1.40 Dooley — Face To Face With The Bounty
Portable Door. As 10.15am. 10.00 Dig. 2.10 Fun In Acapulco. As 4.25pm. Zombie Apocalypse (2015, 15) Roger & Val Have Just Got In 2.15 Ghosts Hunters 2.00-3.00 Tipping Point
As 8.30am. 11.40 The Forgiven (2021, 4.00-6.00 Watership Down (1978, U) 3.25-4.00 Roger & Val Have Just Got In
TALKING PICTURES TV
18) 1.50 Mr Malcolm’s List (2022, PG) 5 STAR
SKY CINEMA SELECT 3.10pm Johnny Nobody (1961, U) 4.55 SKY COMEDY
4.00 The Black Phone (2021, 15) 6.00pm Home And Away 7.00 GPs
3.00pm Top Gun — Maverick (2022, Our Miss Fred. A drag performer is 6.00pm The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
5.50-6.40 Sky Cinema Preview — Behind Closed Doors 8.00 Casualty
12) 5.15 The Dark Knight Rises (2012, captured during the Second World 6.30 Futurama 7.30 Young Rock 8.00 24/7 9.00 FILM: The Bodyguard. Stars
SKY CINEMA THRILLER 12) 8.00 Clash Of The Titans. The son War. (1972, PG) 6.50 The Breaking The US Office 9.00 The Righteous Kevin Costner 11.40 FILM: Twisted 1.35
1.55pm In The Line Of Fire (1993, 15) of a Greek God seeks a way to destroy Point. Middle Eastern rulers enlist a Gemstones 10.15 Tig Notaro — Drawn Ambulance — Code Red 2.35 It’s Your
4.10 Three Days Of The Condor (1975, the evil lord of the underworld. (2010, London printer’s help to foil a forgery 11.15 The Late Late Show. Chat show Fault I’m Fat 3.25 Home And Away
15) 6.10 Man On A Ledge. A fugitive 12) 10.00 Legend. A peasant boy, who plot. (1961, U) 8.00 Gideon’s Way 9.00 with James Corden 12.15 The Righteous 3.50-4.00 Entertainment News
raises suspicion when he threatens to has a bond with animals and fairies, Hennessy. An Irishman blames the Gemstones 1.35 Miracle Workers —
jump from a skyscraper (2012, 12) sets out to save his sweetheart. (1985, English government for his family’s Dark Ages 2.35 American Auto 3.35 5 USA
8.00 10 Cloverfield Lane. A woman is PG) 11.40 Once Upon A Time In The death, and plans to blow up the state Modern Family 4.00-5.00 Entourage 6.00pm NCIS. Triple bill of the American
trapped in a bunker by a man claiming West. A hitman is hired to kill a widow opening of parliament. (1975, 15) drama 9.00 Criminal Minds 10.55
the world is about to end. (2016, 12) by a tycoon who wants her land. 11.05-12.25 Wide Boy. A purse SKY WITNESS Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 1.50
10.00 Stillwater (2021, 15) 12.25-3.10 (1968, 15) 2.30 Hondo (1953, PG) snatcher finds an incriminating 6.00pm Nothing To Declare 8.00 Law & Order 2.50 Lucifer 3.35-4.00
Dragged Across Concrete (2018, 18) 4.05-6.00 Rio Grande (1950, U) letter in a stolen bag. (1952, PG) Caught On Dashcam. Road disasters Criminals — Caught On Camera

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6.00 James Max Morning update. 6.00 Urban Secrets Documentary. SKY SPORTS MAIN EVENT RADIO 4 EXTRA
6.30 The Julia Hartley-Brewer 7.00 The Affair Double bill. 6.00am News 7.00 Good Morning PICK OF THE DAY 5.00 At Freddie’s 6.00 Murder In
Breakfast Show Debate. 9.10 Gomorrah Crime drama. Sports Fans 10.00 The Football Show Mesopotamia 6.30 No Place To Hide
10.00 The Independent Republic 11.20 Game Of Thrones Fantasy. 12.00 News 3.00 LIVE Indian Premier 7.00 Jane Eyre 7.15 Curious Under The
Of Mike Graham Insights. 12.45 True Detective Double bill. League: Chennai Super Kings v Stars 7.30 A Trespasser’s Guide To The
1.00 Ian Collins Monologues. 2.55 The Affair Controversy swirls Rajasthan Royals. Coverage of the T20 Classics 8.00 Hancock’s Half Hour 8.30
4.00 Vanessa Feltz Opinions on match at M.A. Chidambaram Stadium, 21st Century Blues 9.00 It’s Not What
around Noah. (Series 5, ep 9) Chennai 7.00 News 10.30 Back Pages
the big stories of the day. 4.20 The Affair Helen and You Know 9.30 Big Broadcast 10.00 At
Tonight 11.00 News 12.00 LIVE NBA Freddie’s 11.00 Murder In Mesopotamia
7.00 Jeremy Kyle Discussion. Noah are forced to evacuate Basketball. Coverage of a match from
8.00 Piers Morgan Uncensored 11.30 No Place To Hide 12.00 Jane Eyre
the city as wild fires threaten the play-in tournament, as two teams
Rosanna Lockwood stands 12.15 Curious Under The Stars 12.30 A
residents in Los Angeles. vie for a place in the play-offs 2.30 Trespasser’s Guide To The Classics 1.00
in for Piers Morgan. 5.30 Gomorrah The Capaccios LIVE NBA Basketball. A match from the Hancock’s Half Hour 1.30 21st Century
9.00 The Talk Frank opinions strike out at Sangue Blu. play-in tournament 5.00-6.00 News
Blues 2.00 It’s Not What You Know 2.30
on the latest topics that (Series 4, ep 9) 6.30 Big Broadcast 3.00 At Freddie’s 4.00
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everybody is talking about. Gomorrah Patrizia faces up 6.00am Hall Of Fame: Athens 2004 Murder In Mesopotamia 4.30 No Place
10.00 First Edition Headlines. to a life-changing decision. 7.00 Cycling. The Tour of Sicily 8.00 To Hide 5.00 Jane Eyre 5.15 Curious
11.00 Piers Morgan Uncensored Under The Stars 5.30 A Trespasser’s
12.00 Petrie Hosken Discussion.
(Italian with subtitles)
7.30 Game Of Thrones Daenerys
Snooker — World Championship: 2019
Final 10.00 Formula E 10.55 FIA World Free Thinking Guide To The Classics 6.00 Hancock’s
1.00 Vanessa Feltz Opinions. Endurance Championship 11.55 Half Hour 6.30 21st Century Blues
brings her forces to King’s 7.00 It’s Not What You Know 7.30 Big
2.00 Jeremy Kyle Debate. Cycling. The Tour of Sicily 12.50 LIVE
Landing. (Series 8, ep 5) Radio 3, 10pm Broadcast 8.00 Southern Journeys
3.00 Piers Morgan Uncensored 9.00 Succession Drama about a
Cycling. Coverage of stage two of the
Tour of Sicily men’s race 2.30 LIVE Matthew Sweet and guests 9.00 Short Cuts 9.30 The Handmaid’s
4.00 The Talk Discussion. dysfunctional media dynasty, Cycling. Coverage of the men’s La look at the life and career Tale 9.45 The Whisperer In Darkness
5.00-6.00 James Max Update. 10.00 Ellie Taylor’s Safe Space 10.30
with Brian Cox and Sarah Flèche Brabançonne one-day race 4.45
Available on Sky 522; Freeview 237; Snook. (Series 4, ep 3) The Masters. A review of the Major at
of actress and dancer Daphne Sounds Expensive 11.00 Alex
Virgin 606; Freesat 217; YouTube, Augusta National 5.45 The Power Of Ginger Rogers, above. Horne Presents The Horne Section
10.15 Perry Mason The lawyer
connected TVs and smart devices Sport 6.15 Showjumping 7.16 Cycling. In A Very British Cult 11.30 Kieran Hodgson’s Earworms
tries to overcome his shaky
The Paris-Roubaix 7.30 The Cycling 11.45-12.00 Jelly Mountain
(BBC Sounds) Catrin Nye
SKYMAX
start at Emily’s trial. (6/8)
Show 8.00 Cycling. The Tour of Sicily
11.20 Dreamland Comedy about leads an investigation LBC
9.00 Cycling. The La Flèche
four sisters from Margate, Brabançonne 10.00 Hall Of Fame: into a life-coaching company 7.00 Nick Ferrari 10.00 James O’Brien
with Lily Allen. (1/6) London 2012 11.00 Cycling. The Tour 1.00 Shelagh Fogarty 4.00 Tom
that takes people’s money,
6.00pm Stargate SG-1 O’Neill is 11.50 The Gilded Age Edison’s Of Sicily 12.00 FIA World Endurance Swarbrick. Discussion 7.00 Iain Dale.
accused of assassinating a illuminating electricity Championship 2.00 Cycling. The Tour takes over their lives and Debate 10.00 Ben Kentish 1.00
politician. (Series 6, ep 14, R) demonstration sparks of Sicily 3.00 Cycling. The La Flèche tears their families apart. Richard Spurr 4.00 Ian Payne
7.00 Stargate SG-1 O’Neill conversation. (7/9) Brabançonne 4.00-6.00 Snooker Extraordinary Lives
— World Champs Final 2014 RADIO 3
and Maybourne are 12.55 Treme Drama series. (LADbible podcast) talks to
marooned on a moon. (R) 2.00 In Treatment Drama. BT SPORT 1 6.30 Breakfast 9.00 Essential Classics
people with amazing stories. 12.00 Composer Of The Week 1.00
8.00 Swat The team race to stop a 2.30 Game Of Thrones Fantasy. 6.00am ESPN FC 6.30 Premier League Clair Woodward
Stories 7.00 WWE Monday Night Raw Lunchtime Concert. At the Queen’s
gunman targeting rehab 4.00-6.00 Urban Secrets
9.30 Best Foot Forward 10.00 Hall in Edinburgh; Quatuor Ébène play
centres. (Series 6, ep 12, R) Schumann’s String Quartet No 3, and
9.00 Seal Team The members Champions Cup Highlights 11.00
Badminton 1.00 Fishing — On The Bank the Van Baerle Trio perform Fauré’s
of Bravo return home from RADIO 4 Piano Trio in D minor 2.00 Afternoon
2.00 Ligue 1 Highlights 3.00 Premier
Syria and are caught up in an League Stories 3.30 Premier League 5.30 News 5.43 Prayer 5.45 Farming Concert. The Metropolitan Opera
unexpected and personal 5.00 ESPN FC 5.30 Films 7.00 LIVE Today 5.58 Tweet Of The Day (R) 6.00 Orchestra perform Beethoven’s Fifth
mission. (Series 6, ep 6) Uefa Champions League: Real Madrid v Today 9.00 Life Changing 9.30 Please Symphony; and the BBC Philharmonic
10.00 A Town Called Malice Gene Chelsea. Action from the quarter-final Protect Abraham (R) 9.45 Book Of The play Svendsen’s Carnival In Paris 4.00
first-leg tie at the Bernabeu. Kickoff at Week 9.45 (LW) Daily Service 10.00 Choral Evensong 5.00 In Tune 7.00
and Cindy use their wits to
8.00 10.30 Uefa Champions League Woman’s Hour 11.00 No Need To Say Classical Mixtape 7.30 In Concert.
unify warring factions, but The London Sinfonietta and Sound
Tonight. A look back at all the key Goodbye. Axel Kacoutié attempts to
the arrival of a face from Intermedia perform at the Royal
talking points from the quarter-final navigate the landscape of loss (R)
Cindy’s past creates tension first-leg ties 11.30 LIVE MLB: Baltimore 11.30 A Very British Cult 12.00 News Festival Hall, featuring music by Julia
between the pair. (4/8, R) Orioles v Oakland Athletics. Start-time 12.01 (LW) Shipping 12.04 You And Wolfe, Julius Eastman, Mira Calix, Anna
11.05-12.05 Strike Back Leatherby at 11.35 3.00 Down The Clubhouse Yours 1.00 The World At One 1.45 Clyne and Steve Reich 10.00 Free
attacks Kamali’s home 4.00 Reload 4.15 Badminton Unlimited Dementia — Unexpected Stories Of Thinking. Matthew Sweet and guests
and kidnaps his teenage 4.30 Goals Reload 5.00-6.00 The Mind 2.00 The Archers (R) 2.15 discuss Hollywood icon Ginger Rogers,
Champions Cup Highlights Drama: Life Lines, by Al Smith. A call currently the subject of a season of
daughter. (Series 4, ep 4, R) Wedding Valley (W, 9pm)
handler for the ambulance service is films at the BFI, focusing on her
cool and collected at work — but her dancing, comic timing and her
home life is a different story (R) 3.00 ‘sass’ 10.45 The Essay. Louise
Money Box Live 3.30 Troubled Water Creechan examines ‘stupidity’
COMEDY CENTRAL
8.00am Most Ridiculous 9.00 FACTUAL 8.00 The Movies 9.00 Shaq
10.00-12.00 Fashion Reimagined (R) 4.00 Thinking Allowed 4.30 The
Media Show 5.00 PM 5.54 (LW)
in the Victorian era 11.00 Night
Tracks 12.30 Through The Night
Impractical Jokers 11.00 Last Man
NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC SKY NATURE Shipping 6.00 News 6.30 Ellie Taylor’s
Standing 1.00 Friends 9.00 Live At The CLASSIC FM
Apollo 10.00 Jimmy Carr — Stand Up 6.00pm Lost Treasures Of Egypt 7.00 6.00am Ol Pejeta Diaries 7.00 Monkey Safe Space 7.00 The Archers 7.15
11.35 Live At The Apollo 12.30 South Air Crash Investigation 8.00 Alaska — Life 8.00 Wild Tales From The Farm Front Row 8.00 Behind The Crime (R) 6.00 John Humphrys 9.00 Alexander
Park 2.20 Bob’s Burgers 2.50 Beavis The Next Generation. Temperatures rise 9.00 Orangutan Jungle School 10.00 8.30 Derry Boys (R) 9.00 Costing The Armstrong 12.00 Anne-Marie Minhall
And Butt-Head 3.25 Key & Peele 3.45 and predators wake 9.00 Snakes In The Dawn To Dusk 11.00 Monkeys — An Earth (R) 9.30 The Media Show (R) 4.00 John Brunning 7.00 Zeb Soanes
The Comedy Bus 4.10-5.00 Friends City 10.00 Dutch Caribbean Coastguards Amazing Animal Family 12.00 Into The 10.00 The World Tonight 10.45 Book 10.00 Margherita Taylor 1.00 Bill
11.00 Air Crash Investigation 12.00 Big Blue Heart 1.00 Monkey Life 2.00 At Bedtime 11.00 Jessica Fostekew Overton 4.00 Lucy Coward
YESTERDAY Car SOS 1.00-2.00 Ice Road Rescue Wild Tales From The Farm 3.00 — Sturdy Girl Club 11.15 Nurse (R)
6.10am Monster Ships 8.00 Abandoned Orangutan Jungle School 4.00 Dawn RADIO 2
11.30 Angst! (R) 12.00 News 12.30
Engineering 9.00 War Factories 10.00 DISCOVERY To Dusk 5.00 Monkeys — An Amazing Book Of The Week (R) 12.48 6.30 The Zoe Ball Breakfast Show
Secret Nazi Bases 11.00 Anthony 6.00pm Salvage Hunters 7.00 Bitchin’ Animal Family 6.00 Into The Big Blue Shipping 1.00 As World Service 9.30 Gary Davies 12.00 Jeremy Vine
Bourdain — Parts Unknown 12.00 Great Rides. Designing a Mustang car 8.00 Heart 7.00 Monkey Life 8.00 New Kids 2.00 Scott Mills 4.00 Sara Cox 7.00
British Railway Journeys 2.00 Bangers River Of No Return 9.00 Gold Divers In The Wild 9.00 Chasing The Rains. TIMES RADIO Jo Whiley 9.00 The Folk Show. With
And Cash 4.00 Nazi Hunters 5.00 11.00 Moonshiners 12.00 Expedition How elephants dig wells 10.00 Into Mark Radcliffe 10.00 Trevor Nelson
Secret Nazi Bases 6.00 Great British Bigfoot 1.00-3.00 Gold Divers The Big Blue Heart 11.00-12.00 5.00 Anna Cunningham With Early 12.00 OJ Borg 3.00 The Rock Show
Railway Journeys 7.00 Anthony Monkeys — An Amazing Animal Family Breakfast 6.00 Rosie Wright And (R) 4.00 Owain Wyn Evans
Bourdain — Parts Unknown 8.00 PBS AMERICA Luke Jones With Times Radio
Bangers And Cash 9.00 Inside The 4.50pm Saints And Sinners 6.05 Battle DISCOVERY HISTORY Breakfast 10.00 Patrick Maguire 1.00 VIRGIN RADIO
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World War. The use of spies 9.30 Saints West 8.00 UFO Witness 9.00 Combat Ed Vaizey 5.00 John Pienaar With 6.30 The Chris Evans Breakfast Show
Abandoned Engineering 12.00-1.00
And Sinners 10.45-12.00 Napoleon Dealers 10.00 Codes And Conspiracies Times Radio Drive 7.00 Pienaar And 10.00 Eddy Temple-Morris 1.00 Jayne
Great British Railway Journeys
11.00 Expedition Unknown 12.00 Friends. Informed debate 8.00 The Middlemiss 4.00 Ricky Wilson 7.00
DAVE SKY DOCUMENTARIES Mysteries Of The Missing 1.00 Combat Evening Edition With Kait Borsay Bam 10.00 Amy Voce 1.00 Sean
6.00pm Taskmaster 7.00 House Of 6.00am Fish Town 7.00 Discovering Dealers 2.00 HMS Ark Royal 3.00 10.00 Henry Bonsu 1.00 Stories Of Goldsmith 4.00 Steve Denyer
Games 8.20 QI 9.00 Have I Got A Bit 8.00 The Directors 9.00 Deadline Day Blowing Up History 4.00 Mummies Our Times 1.30 Red Box 2.00 TALKSPORT
More News For You 10.00 Outsiders. —Football’s Transfer Window 10.00 First Unwrapped 5.00 UFOs Over Phoenix Highlights From Times Radio
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12.00 Would I Lie To You? 12.40 QI — Howard’s Way 2.05 I Am MLK Jr 7.00 Blowing Up History. The lost city To get in touch with the Times Radio With Laura Woods 10.00 Jim White
1.20 Have I Got A Bit More News For 4.00 The Directors 5.00 Discovering of Tikal 8.00 Combat Dealers 9.00 The studio, text TIMES plus your message And Simon Jordan 1.00 Hawksbee
You 2.15 House Of Games 2.45-4.00 6.00 Deadline Day — Football’s Murder Castle 10.00 Expedition X to 87222. Texts cost your standard And Jacobs 4.00 Drive 7.00 Kick Off
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA Transfer Window 7.00 First Ladies 11.00-12.00 Blowing Up History message charge. 10.00 Sports Bar 1.00 Extra Time

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6.00 Breakfast The latest reports. 6.30 Escape To The Country (R) 6.00 Good Morning Britain 6.10 Countdown Gameshow. (R) 6.00 Milkshake! Fun for children.
9.15 Morning Live Magazine. 7.15 The Bidding Room (R) 9.00 Lorraine Lifestyle chat. 6.50 Cheers Two episodes. (R) 9.15 Jeremy Vine Debate.
10.00 The Moment Of Proof The 8.00 Between The Covers 10.00 This Morning Features. 7.40 The King Of Queens (R) 12.45 Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly
discovery of the final piece of With Angela Scanlon, DJ 12.30 Loose Women Debate. 9.05 Frasier American sitcom. (R) A professional dog walker
the puzzle in a shooting. Spoony, Rob Rinder and 1.30 News; Weather Reports. 10.35 Emergency Helicopter suffers a broken leg when
10.30 Animal Park Summer (R) Cerys Matthews. (Signed, R) 2.00 Racing Ed Chamberlin Medics A young motorcyclist her Afghan pulls her over. (R)
11.15 Homes Under The Hammer 8.30 Caught Red Handed presents coverage of day suffers multiple fractures. (R) 1.40 News; Weather Reports.
Properties in Greater Catching criminals. (Signed, R) one of the Grand National 11.35 News; Weather Reports. 1.45 Home And Away John’s
Manchester, Stoke-on-Trent 9.00 News; Weather Reports. festival from Aintree. 11.40 Four In A Bed B&B contest. (R) efforts to make peace
and Milton, Staffordshire. 12.45 Impossible Gameshow. (R) 5.00 The Chase Bradley Walsh 2.10 Countdown Gameshow. with Alf backfire. (R)
12.15 Bargain Hunt From the Royal 1.30 Eggheads Team quiz. (R) presents the quiz show. (R) 3.00 A Place In The Sun Advice. (R) 2.15 A Rose For Her Grave
Cheshire Showground. (R) 2.00 Gymnastics Matt Baker 6.00 Regional News Update. 4.00 A New Life In The Sun (R) Drama, with Chrishell Stause.
1.00 News; Weather Reports. presents live coverage of the 6.30 News; Weather Reports. 5.00 Four In A Bed B&B contest. (R) After the death of her friend,
1.45 Rip Off Britain A look at the European championships, 7.30 Emmerdale Chas opens up 5.30 Strangers On A Plane a woman starts to uncover
case of holidaymakers who featuring the men’s all-around to Paddy; Amelia speaks to A teacher leads a tour of disturbing evidence about
were refused travel when event from Antalya, Turkey. Manpreet about her health the Porto’s historical sights. the late woman’s husband.
their passports were valid. (R) 4.45 My Unique B&B The team concerns; and Mandy tries 6.00 The Simpsons Marge walks 4.00 Bargain-Loving Brits In
2.15 Virtually Home A dull dining creates an eco shed for a to hide her true feelings. out on Homer to start a new The Sun Rain threatens to
space needs livening up. (R) primary school teacher. (R) 8.30 Paul O’Grady — For The life protecting endangered spoil the opening night of
3.00 Escape To The Country 5.15 Flog It! From Glemham Hall Love Of Dogs New series. aquatic creatures. (R) a Mexican restaurant. (R)
Helping a pair of budding in the Suffolk countryside. (R) In the late presenter’s final 6.30 Hollyoaks Mercedes and 5.00 News; Weather Reports.
entrepreneurs who want to 6.00 House Of Games Kaye series from Battersea Dogs Felix decide to throw a 6.00 Eggheads The Bustice
escape to the Cotswolds. (R) Adams, Mark Chapman, and Cats Home, Paul falls surprise party for Warren. (R) League take on the regulars.
3.45 The Bidding Room Items Philip Glenister and Thanyia head over heels with a 7.00 News; Weather Reports. (R) 6.30 Eggheads The
include an Evel Knievel Moore take part. (R) Newfoundland that needs 8.00 The Dog Academy A chorus Scramblers compete.
doll and a 6-ft long tuna. 6.30 B&B By The Sea The musician, life-changing surgery. of barking from four sibling 6.55 News; Weather Reports.
4.30 Unbeatable Quiz show. author and radio host Cerys 9.00 Long Lost Family — What Jack Russells is addressed; 7.00 Cruising With Susan Calman
5.15 Pointless Unorthodox quiz. Matthews checks in. (R) Happened Next An update and a wife seeks help After enjoying the Caribbean
6.00 News; Weather Reports. 7.00 Jay’s Yorkshire Workshop on two searchers who both calming her 18-month-old islands, the presenter
6.30 Regional News Update. Jay Blades and his workshop found family members cockapoo, as its behaviour is sails west to Panama where
7.00 The One Show Features. team make furniture for a in a different country, terrifying her husband. (3/8) she takes in the wonder
7.30 EastEnders Drastic times veteran who set up a charity including a man who was 9.00 CHOICE Taskmaster Greg of the Panama Canal. (R)
call for drastic measures for to help other former forces looking for his daughter. Davies and Alex Horne host 7.55 News; Weather Reports.
Stacey as the bills pile high; members, and a couple who 10.00 News At Ten Bulletin. as comics including Frankie 8.00 Springtime On The Farm
and Nish quizzes Suki about have fostered 130 children. (R) 10.45 Unbelievable Moments Boyle, Ivo Graham, Jenny Adam Henson is back in the
her time with Eve in Leeds. 8.00 Reunion Hotel A 1960s girl Caught On Camera A couple Eclair and Mae Martin take lambing barn as the wave
8.00 Dragons’ Den Entrepreneurs group reunite with their are caught on camera as one part in a variety of challenges. of births hits a new high;
pitch activity-packed favourite Swedish boy band; of them suffers a heart (See Critics’ choice) and Yorkshire Vet Rohin
weekend breaks for adults, a former addict meets the attack; and two antique 10.00 Rise And Fall Greg James Aojula attends a life-or-death
vegan handbags with an man who turned his life dealers make a death-defying hosts the final of the reality emergency as a pygmy
X-rated twist, a home around; and a woman thanks escape when their Maryland contest, revealing how much goat struggles to give birth.
delivery app for shoppers a teacher who was her rock shop fills with flood water. (R) money has been raised – 9.00 Vanished — The Hunt For
and a range of homemade following a terror attack. 11.40 All Elite Wrestling — and who will be leaving Britain’s Missing People
soups and stews. (R) 9.00 Brian Cox — Seven Days Rampage The latest hard- with it. (Last in series) Dan Walker investigates more
9.00 Gordon Ramsay’s Future On Mars Professor Brian Cox hitting, high-flying grappling 11.05 Swingers A look behind the cases of missing people,
Food Stars In Manchester, fulfils a childhood dream by action from America. (R) scenes at a popular swingers and speaks to loved ones,
Gordon asks the contenders going behind the scenes 12.45 Teleshopping Goods. club on Valentine’s day. (R) families, friends, police and
to run a ‘bottomless brunch’, at Nasa’s Jet Propulsion 3.00 Jason & Clara — In Memory 12.05 Tempting Fortune The prize experts from charities.
hosted by some of the UK’s Laboratory — mission control Of Maudie Jason Watkins fund has taken some hits, 10.00 CHOICE Rabbit Hole New
best drag queens, before for Mars 2020 — one of their and his wife, Clara Francis, and much of the group are thriller, with Kiefer Sutherland.
they face a Q&A from fitness- most ambitious ever. (R) discuss their daughter, who not happy about the Nothing is what it seems
industry greats, including 10.30 Newsnight The day’s events. died of sepsis in 2011. (R) situation. (R) 1.00 Tempting when John Weir, master of
the boxer Nicola Adams. 11.15 Last Woman On Earth The 3.50 Unwind Daily relaxation. Fortune It is the final leg of corporate espionage, finds
10.00 News; Weather Reports. comedian Sara Pascoe tracks 5.05-6.00 Bling With Gok Wan. (R) the journey, and the group himself at the centre of a
10.40 Stacey Dooley — Ready For down more of the world’s must tackle a chilling night shadowy conspiracy.
War? The journalist follows most endangered jobs and trek. (Last in series, R) (1/8; see Critics’ choice)
a group of Ukrainian civilians crafts, beginning in Greece, 1.55 Ramsay’s Kitchen 11.05 Killer At The Crime Scene An
as they arrive in the UK for where she meets the last Nightmares USA Advice. (R) investigation begins when a
five weeks of intensive army monk in a monastery. (1/3, R) 2.45 Couples Come Dine With Me decomposing human corpse
training before they are 12.15 Saving Lives In Leeds The Three couples host dinner is found in a suitcase
deployed to the frontline to surgeons prepare to perform parties in Sheffield. (R) dumped on a country lane.
fight against Russia. (R) a double bypass. (7/8, R) 3.35 Extraordinary Escapes 12.05 5 Mistakes That Caught
11.40 Would I Lie To You? Material 1.15 Amanda & Alan’s Italian Job Sandi Toksvig and Jenny A Killer Levi Bellfield. (R)
from the comedy panel Creating an open-plan living Eclair explore Wales. (R) 1.00 LeoVegas Live Casino Show
show, not originally shown in and dining room. (Signed, R) 4.25 Food Unwrapped Does 3.00 The Yorkshire Vet (R)
the series 16 episodes. (R) 1.45 We Need To Talk About Takeaways Insights. (R) 3.45 Tribal Teens In Kenya. (R)
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2.45-3.45 Becoming Frida Kahlo — History In Your Back 4.55 House Doctor Advice. (R)
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Oh no, not another slur on Colins! Why do dramas


BBC1 WALES 8.00 Reunion Hotel 8.30 Scotland Tonight 9.00 Long 3.00 Newyddion A’r Tywydd 3.05 always call their nerdy, pathetic characters Colin?
BBC2 WALES 8.00 Simon Reeve’s Lost Family — What Happened Next Hen Dy Newydd 4.00 Awr Fawr That Colin didn’t actually appear on screen in
Return To Cornwall BBC SCOTLAND 10.00 News; Weather 10.30 5.00 Stwnsh: Cath-Od 5.10 Siwrne
Blue Lights (BBC1) doesn’t negate my gripe.
7.00 Iain Robertson Rambles Regional News 10.45 Unbelievable Ni 5.15 Y Brodyr Adrenalini 5.25 Pigo
7.30 The Great Food Guys 8.00 Moments Caught On Camera 11.40 Dy Drwyn 5.55 Larfa 6.00 Yn Y Fan Rosie Gilligan
Beechgrove Garden 8.30 Landward The People’s History Show 12.05 A’r Lle 6.30 Sain Ffagan 6.57
9.00 The Nine 10.00 Scot Squad Teleshopping 3.00 Jason & Clara — Newyddion 7.00 Heno 7.30 Must we have so many police and hospital dramas
10.30 The Hermit Of Treig In Memory Of Maudie 3.50 Night Newyddion A’r Tywydd 8.00 Pobol Y and documentaries. Can’t programme makers
11.50-12.00 Tune STV 6.00 Good Vision 5.05-6.00 Bling S4C 6.00 Cwm 8.25 Rownd A Rownd 8.55 think of anything else?
Morning Britain 9.00 Lorraine 10.00 Cyw 12.00 Newyddion A’r Tywydd Newyddion A’r Tywydd 9.00 Jason
This Morning 12.30 Loose Women 12.05 Gwyliau Gartref 12.30 Heno Mohammad — Stadiymau’r Byd
Paul Smith
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THE BEST TV FROM SKY AND BEYOND... THURSDAY 13 APRIL
CRITICS’ CHOICE HIDDEN GEM
Peter O’Toole — Along The Saxondale (Sky/Now)
Sky Road To Aqaba Such has been the success
(Sky Arts/Now, 9pm) of Alan Partridge for
Ten years on from his death, Steve Coogan that some
the star of Lawrence Of of his other works can get
Arabia and much else is overlooked. Near the top
celebrated in a joyous of that list is this sitcom,
documentary by a splendid first shown on the BBC in
line-up of thespian grandees. 2006-07 and starring Coogan
Besides O’Toole’s wife as Tommy Saxondale, an ex-
Siân Phillips, they include roadie turned pest controller
Brian Blessed, Kenneth with anger management
Branagh, Brian Cox, Anthony issues living a life of rebellion
Hopkins and Derek Jacobi, in Stevenage. Thanks to his
who provide a mixture of more level-headed girlfriend
affectionate anecdotes and Magz (Ruth Jones), owner of
insights into what set his a T-shirt shop, Tommy just
acting apart. As Jim about manages to function
Sheridan’s film advances between outbursts that see
through his career, O’Toole’s him back in therapy. With
insistence on his Irishness appearances from Mark
(though he came from Leeds, Williams, Greg Davies, Ben
and only one parent was Miller and Matt Berry, this
Irish) is invoked throughout is a comedy with serious
to explain his private flaws, credentials in which Coogan
his rebellious streak and his again makes an unlikable
electric presence. character likeable.
John Dugdale Electric presence: Peter O’Toole’s life is celebrated by fellow thespians (Sky Arts, 9pm) Tim Glanfield

Rabbit Hole (C5, 10pm) Limitless With Chris Annika (Drama, 9pm) The Burnt Orange Heresy
Making a one-off appearance
on terrestrial TV, Paramount’s
Hemsworth (National
Geographic, 9pm)
It’s never a chore to watch
Nicola Walker at work, so this
FILM CHOICE (Film4, 9pm)
In this tasteful crime thriller,
thriller stars Kiefer Sutherland This series finds director repeat of 2021’s Scottish an art critic (Claes Bang)
as John Weir, a corporate Darren Aronofsky challenging adaptation of the lively Butch Cassidy And The and his girlfriend (Elizabeth
spy whose speciality is actor Chris Hemsworth to Radio 4 police show is a Sundance Kid (BBC4, 9pm) Debicki) try to steal a painting.
fabricating illusions. It walk across a narrow crane in welcome addition to the Before showing a full-blown Giuseppe Capotondi’s film
combines the twistiness of Sydney. The actor, who is said Drama schedule. Each episode cowboy comedy in the form is unsurprising in its overall
Sutherland’s counterterrorism to be taking on fewer roles is self-contained and this one of Mel Brooks’s Blazing layout, but it has diverting
saga 24 with the deep-fake after discovering he is more features Paul McGann, to Saddles (10.45pm), BBC4 splashes of colour, including a
conspiracy theme of BBC1’s likely to get Alzheimer’s, is whom our quirky heroine offers a western that adds role for Mick Jagger. (2019)
The Capture, and adds a sense eager to please. takes an immediate shine. flashes of humour to a tale of Edward Porter
of fun that those shows lack. rugged exploits. Glamorising
In this opening episode, Weir Taskmaster (C4, 9pm) its outlaw heroes, George Roy
gets up to his habitual tricks Canadian comedian Mae Hill’s film operates as a buddy
(simulating a stock market Martin continues a competent movie on horseback. It has
crash, falsely incriminating a run this week as the others rollicking action scenes, but
client’s rival) only to find the lose their minds collecting the duo’s nonchalant banter is
tables turned as enemies potatoes (and, crucially, not just as big a part of the myth-
hatch a plot to frame him for plastic animals) in specially making. Paul Newman and
murder(s), mimicking his own designed hats. Frankie Boyle, Robert Redford are the ideal
use of deception. A strong whose New World Order was stars for their roles. Not only
supporting cast includes cancelled by the BBC, involves do they both have high-grade
Charles Dance, Meta Golding his children, who beat him up. charisma, they also share a
and Enid Graham. JD Frankie Boyle (C4, 9pm) Helen Stewart smooth rapport. (1969) Elizabeth Debicki (Film4, 9pm)

There’s no reason to hold Betty Boothroyd — Call Me Between The Lines (Mubi) Moonage Daydream
ON DEMAND back in this thriller, where
disgraced ex-cop turned
Madam (BBC iPlayer)
A viewing of this documentary
There’s no one who doesn’t
want to see Jeff Goldblum
(Netflix)
Put together from a huge
Philadelphia gangland muscle from 2000 is in order, order, dancing and wearing a snazzy selection of footage, Brett
Florida Man (Netflix) Mike Valentine (Edgar after Boothroyd’s death in red and black bomber jacket, Morgen’s documentary on
Type “Florida man” into Ramírez) heads back south to February at the age of 93. One a scene in this 1977 comedy- David Bowie honours its
Google and the crime-related his home state to find his line from Boothroyd about drama forming a season of subject’s artistic methods in
news headlines which pop up boss’s missing moll Delly eschewing the Speaker’s films by director Joan Micklin its swirling arrangements of
seem to have been written by (Abbey Lee), only to be drawn traditional wig says much Silver. Centred around the clips. You don’t have to be
a random word generator into a hunt for a missing about her: “I think I have a staff of a Boston newspaper as a Bowie nut to enjoy this
losing its artificial mind. What fortune. Problem is, Mike and sense of humour, and I don’t it faces a takeover, there’s the passionate biography. That
a playground Florida is, then, Delly are sweet on each other feel you could have a good sense of a party coming to an said, the film is bound to
for a writer when anything, no and it’s not long before he’s, laugh if you’ve got a full- end. convert some casual admirers
matter how weird, is possible. well, swamped by trouble. bottomed wig on.” Toby Earle into worshippers. (2022) EP
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7.00pm Top Gear Paddy 7.00pm The Sky At Night Insights. 6.00pm Catchphrase Stephen 6.00 Classic Emmerdale Soap. 6.00pm The Big Bang Theory
McGuinness, Chris Harris and 7.30 Great Asian Railway Mulhern hosts a charity 7.00 Classic Coronation Street Penny gets drunk and
Andrew Flintoff race around a Journeys The city of Hue. edition of the gameshow. 8.05 Never The Twain Comedy. seduces Leonard. (Series 3,
deserted Alton Towers. 8.00 The Joy Of Winning 7.00 Ninja Warrior — Race For 9.05 Where The Heart Is Drama. ep 23) 6.30 The Big Bang
8.00 MOTDx Football discussion. Glory More competitors 11.15 Poirot (Series 5, ep 1) Theory Sheldon arranges his
9.00 CHOICE Butch Cassidy
8.30 Gavin & Stacey Gavin sets And The Sundance Kid Stars
take on the obstacle course. 12.25 Heartbeat Rural drama. first-ever date. (Series 4, ep 1)
out to help Smithy accept his 8.00 Bob’s Burgers Bob and 1.30 Classic Emmerdale Soap. 7.00 Hollyoaks Leah tries to
Paul Newman and Robert
responsibilities. (S2, ep 2) Redford. Two outlaws are
Louise host a screening of a 2.40 Classic Coronation Street help Darren persuade
9.00 Life And Death Row — pursued by a posse as they
Hawk & Chick movie. (Series 3.45 Poirot The sleuth is invited to Charlie to return home.
The Mass Execution An 10, ep 6) 8.30 Bob’s Burgers attend a masquerade ball — 7.30 Married At First Sight
flee from America. (1969,
attorney tries to halt an Bob and Linda attend a loft and finds time amid the Australia After the retreat,
PG; see Film choice)
execution. (Series 4, ep 2) party on a stormy night. revelry to solve an aristocrat’s the couples return to Sydney.
10.45 FILM: Blazing Saddles Stars 9.00 Family Guy Stewie tries to murder. (Series 3, ep 10) 9.00 Naked, Alone And Racing To
10.10 FILM: A Million Little Pieces
Cleavon Little and Gene combat ageing with plastic 5.00 Downton Abbey The family Get Home The couples face
Stars Aaron Taylor-Johnson.
Wilder. A crooked tycoon surgery. (S19, ep 12) 9.30 is in London, preparing disorientating moorland,
A drug-dependent young
appoints a black sheriff to a Family Guy Stewie sets out Grantham House for the busy freezing rivers and a
man faces his inner demons
racist town, but the lawman to design a robot to kill Lois. social programme. (S4, ep 9) treacherous mountain climb.
after he is interned in an
plots to foil his schemes. 10.00 Family Guy Peter hurts 7.00 Heartbeat Craddock wins 10.00 Gogglebox The armchair
institution for the addicted.
Outstanding spoof. (1974, 12) a family of squirrels in a few friends in the farming critics share their opinions on
Predictable drama. (2018, 15)
chainsaw accident. (S19, ep community while trying to shows including SAS — Who
11.55 MOTDx Football debate. 12.15 As 7.30pm 3) 10.25 Family Guy Peter Dares Wins, Bridgerton, The
implement the newly
12.25 Top Gear Motoring. 12.45 Digging For Britain and Lois are transported into 1% Club and Get Organized
introduced breathalyser.
1.25 Meet The Khans — Big In 1.45 Francesco’s Italy — Top To a cutaway joke. 10.55 Family with the Home Edit.
8.00 Vera The murder of a cleaner
Bolton Amir heads to the UK. Toe Documentary. Guy Joe asks Peter to be 11.05-12.10 Naked Attraction
whose death occurred
2.25 Brickies Documentary. 2.45-3.45 Hubble — The Wonders godfather to his daughter. Featuring a Twitch streamer
several hours after the killer
3.25-3.55 Gavin & Stacey Of Space Revealed 11.25-12.00 American Dad! and a bondage enthusiast.
blow puts DCI Vera Stanhope

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on an intriguing trail, as she
pieces together his final
hours. (Series 10, ep 3)
10.00 Blue Murder Janine tries
11.30 The Bill Police drama series. 6.00pm Alfred Hitchcock 5.55pm Made In Britain Alook at to make amends with her 4.50pm Love It Or List It
12.30 Classic EastEnders Soap. Presents: The Waxwork. how lava lamps are made. son, Tom. (Series 5, ep 6) A couple are undecided
2.00 Howards’ Way (S6, ep 7) A reporter spends the night 7.00 Who Wants To Be A 11.05 Wycliffe Charles investigates about their Victorian villa.
3.10 Lovejoy Comedy drama. in a spooky wax museum. Millionaire? Quiz show. a fatal stabbing in a pub 6.55 Escape To The Chateau
4.10 Peak Practice (S5, ep 4) 6.30 Alfred Hitchcock 8.00 Robson And Jim’s car park. (Series 4, ep 2) — DIY Dick Strawbridge
5.20 The Brittas Empire (S4, ep 8) Presents: Banquo’s Chair. Fly-Fishing Adventure The 12.10 Where The Heart Is Drama. helps a Lincolnshire couple
6.00 Keeping Up Appearances A Scotland Yard inspector friends explore Scotland. 2.20 Unwind Daily relaxation. find their feet after buying a
6.40 Last Of The Summer Wine tries to capture a killer. 9.00 FILM: For Your Eyes Only 2.30-6.00 Teleshopping Goods. dilapidated 25-room chateau.
8.00 Shakespeare & Hathaway 7.00 Landscape Artist Of The Stars Roger Moore and Topol. 7.55 Grand Designs Kevin
— Private Investigators Year National Trust James Bond has to locate a McCloud meets a couple
Drama. (Series 1, ep 3) Favourites Viewers’ top 10 missing weapons system who are building a radical
9.00 CHOICE Annika With Nicola paintings from the series. before it falls into the wrong multicultural home in the
Walker and Jamie Sives. The 8.00 Discovering Vivien Leigh A hands. Standard spy thriller. Chess Valley — only to very
team investigates the death look at the life of the actress. (1981, PG; includes FYI Daily) quickly run into problems.
of a man who was thrown 9.00 CHOICE Peter O’Toole 9.00 The Dog House Australia A
in a river from a party boat. — Along The Sky Road To 11.40 FILM: Cannonball Run II couple want to surprise their
(5/6; see Critics’ choice) Aqaba Exploring the actor’s Stars Burt Reynolds and Dean teenager with a rescue but
10.00 New Tricks A former Irish legacy, addressing topics Martin. Daredevil motorists cannot agree on the breed.
dissident sheds light on a including his self-belief, head off on an illegal cross- 10.00 999 — What’s Your
1983 abduction. (S7, ep 8) alcoholism and embrace of country car race. Lazy sequel. Emergency? Police officers
11.20 Cutting It (Series 4, ep 5) Irishness. (See Critics’ choice) (1984, PG; includes FYI Daily) respond to a man whose
12.40 Bad Girls (Series 8, ep 10) 11.00-12.15 Icon — Music Through 1.50 Minder Comedy drama. bedsit is under siege from
1.45 Lovejoy Comedy drama. The Lens Memorable music 2.45 Unwind Daily relaxation. attackers still on the scene.
2.45-4.00 Classic Holby City magazine front covers. 3.00-6.00 Teleshopping Goods. Crime series Annika (Drama, 9pm) 11.05-12.05 24 Hours In A&E

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Paint Your Wagon (1969, PG) 12.30 Of The Earth (1959, U) 4.00 Deep The team end up in the middle of a
6.40am Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022, 7.25am Desmond’s 8.20 Keeping Up
15) 8.30 Dig (2022, 15) 10.15 Tad The Sunset Boulevard (1950, PG) 2.25 Impact (1998, 12) 6.20 A Knight’s Tale. Appearances 9.00 I Didn’t Know You gang war 10.00 Blue Bloods 11.00 FBI
Lost Explorer And The Curse Of The Paper Moon (1973, PG) 4.10 Operation A poor squire poses as a knight to take Cared 9.40 Hi-De-Hi! 10.20 Porridge 1.00 Chicago Med 2.00 Chicago Fire
Mummy (2022, U) 12.00 The Portable Petticoat. (1959, U) 6.15 The Parallax part in jousting events. (2001, PG) 9.00 11.00 Last Of The Summer Wine 12.20 3.00 Chicago PD 4.00 Private Eyes
Door. Two interns discover the true View. A journalist looks into a plot to CHOICE The Burnt Orange Heresy. Keeping Up Appearances 1.00 I Didn’t 5.00-6.00 Caught On Dashcam
agenda of the corporation where they eliminate witnesses. (1974, 15) 8.00 Stars Elizabeth Debicki and Claes Bang. Know You Cared 1.40 Dad’s Army 2.20
The Talented Mr Ripley. A man is Hired to steal a rare painting, an W
work. (2023, PG) 2.10 Boonie Bears — Porridge 3.00 Hi-De-Hi! 3.40 Last Of 6.00pm Masterchef Australia 7.50
Back To Earth (2022, PG) 4.05 Minions paid to persuade a spoiled youth to ambitious dealer becomes consumed The Summer Wine 5.00 Dad’s Army
return home to his family. (1999, 15) by his own greed. (2019, 15; see Film DIY SOS — The Big Build Ireland 9.00
— The Rise Of Gru (2022, U) 5.50 5.40 Keeping Up Appearances 6.20 DIY SOS — The Big Build 10.00 24
The Portable Door. Details as 12.00pm. 10.25 To Catch A Thief. A retired choice) 10.55 Jack Ryan — Shadow Hi-De-Hi! 7.00 Porridge 7.40 Dad’s
burglar hunts the crook behind a Recruit. A CIA analyst discovers a plot Hours In A&E 11.00 Nurses Down
8.00 The Black Phone. Two detectives Army 9.00 Billy Connolly Does … Billy Under 12.00 Louis Theroux: Law &
try to catch a predator nicknamed The series of copycat crimes. (1955, PG) to destroy the American economy. ponders the best approach to growing
12.15 Children Of A Lesser God (1986, (2014, 12) 1.00-4.00 Dredd (2012, 18) Disorder In Johannesburg 1.25
Grabber. (2021, 15) 10.00 Bodies old, and discusses his health scares, Young Vets 2.10-3.00 Tipping Point
Bodies Bodies (2022, 15) 11.50 Dig 15) 2.25 Paint Your Wagon (1969, PG) Parkinson’s and colonoscopies 10.00
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(2022, 15) 1.35 The Independent (2022, 3.10pm Let’s Be Famous (1939, U) Mrs Brown’s Boys 10.40 Live At The 5 STAR
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SKY CINEMA SELECT 4.55 Delayed Action (1954, PG) 6.05
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Code Red 11.00 999 — Emergency Call
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15) 6.15 10 Cloverfield Lane. A woman the underworld. (2010, 12) 8.00 Wrath 7.40 The Coach Travellers In 1965 6.00pm The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air. 1.00 Rich Kids Go Skint 2.00 GPs —
is trapped in a bunker by a man Of The Titans. The Ancient Greek 8.00 The Saint. Simon helps a gold William Shatner appears on Hilary’s Behind Closed Doors 2.45 Tattoo
claiming the world is about to end. demi-god Perseus battles monsters prospector teach his two greedy sons talk show 6.30 Futurama 7.30 Young Disasters 3.35-4.00 Home And Away
(2016, 12) 8.00 Old. A family discovers that have escaped from the underworld. a lesson. 9.00 Justice. Harriet helps Rock 8.00 The US Office 9.00 Sex And
that the secluded beach where they (2012, 12) 9.45 Warcraft. A kingdom is a nanny who left a baby alone in a The City 10.15 Intelligence — A Special 5 USA
are relaxing is somehow causing them invaded by a horde from a dying carriage. 10.00 The Whole Truth. Agent Special. The members of the 5.00pm Law & Order 6.05 NCIS 9.00
to age rapidly. (2021, 15) 10.00 Frailty world. (2016, 12) 12.00 Django A movie producer tries to find out who team go rogue 11.15 The Late Late Blue Bloods 10.00 Law & Order: Special
(2001, 15) 11.45 Shaft (2000, 18) Unchained (2012, 18) 2.50-6.30 murdered his secret lover. (1958, PG) Show 12.15 Silicon Valley 2.05 Victims Unit 1.50 Private Eyes 3.35-
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United v Sevilla. The quarter-final News 12.01 (LW) Shipping 12.04 You
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6.00 Breakfast The latest reports. 6.30 Escape To The Country (R) 6.00 Good Morning Britain 6.10 Countdown Gameshow. (R) 6.00 Milkshake! Fun for children.
9.15 Morning Live Magazine. 7.15 The Bidding Room (R) 9.00 Lorraine Lifestyle chat. 6.50 Cheers Two episodes. (R) 9.15 Jeremy Vine Debate.
10.00 The Moment Of Proof How 8.00 Gardeners’ World (Signed, R) 10.00 This Morning Features. 7.40 The King Of Queens (R) 12.45 Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly
tiny specks of grey paint 9.00 BBC News Headlines. 12.30 Loose Women Debate. 9.05 Frasier American sitcom. (R) A couple who are struggling
helped to solve two brutal 1.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That 1.30 News; Weather Reports. 10.35 Emergency Helicopter to walk their dogs; and a
axe murders. (Last in series) Built Britain In Carlisle. (R) 2.00 Racing Ed Chamberlin Medics Documentary. (R) white German shepherd that
10.30 Animal Park Summer (R) 1.30 Eggheads Team quiz. (R) presents coverage of 11.35 News; Weather Reports. has become increasingly
11.15 Homes Under The Hammer 2.00 Gymnmastics Matt Baker day two of the Grand 11.40 Four In A Bed B&B contest. (R) over protective at home. (R)
Properties at auction. (R) introduces live coverage of National festival at Aintree. 2.10 Countdown Gameshow. 1.40 News; Weather Reports.
12.15 Bargain Hunt In Kent. the European championships 5.00 The Chase Quiz show, hosted 3.00 A Place In The Sun (R) 1.45 Home And Away Ziggy
1.00 News; Weather Reports. from Turkey, as the finalists by Bradley Walsh. (R) 4.00 A New Life In The Sun (R) marches into the hospital
1.45 Hope Street (S2, ep 5, R) in the women’s all-around 6.00 Regional News Update. 5.00 Four In A Bed B&B contest. (R) demanding some medical
2.30 Virtually Home In Bedford. (R) event perform routines in an 6.30 News; Weather Reports. 5.30 Strangers On A Plane attention for baby Izzy. (R)
3.00 Escape To The Country (R) effort to be recognised 7.30 Emmerdale Mandy is grateful 6.00 The Simpsons Cartoon. (R) 2.15 Deadly House Call Thriller,
3.45 The Bidding Room Items. as the best in Europe. for Vinny’s support; Paddy 6.30 Hollyoaks Leah comes up with Sierra Wooldridge. A
4.30 Unbeatable Quiz show. 4.00 Natural World Documenting and Bear bond on a fishing with a plan to help persuade busy working mother hires a
5.15 Pointless Unorthodox quiz. an orangutan being released trip; and Bernice is left Charlie to return home. (R) nurse to care for her wealthy
6.00 News; Weather Reports. back into the wild after eight feeling embarrassed. 7.00 News; Weather Reports. father, but she makes a play
6.30 Regional News Update. years in a rescue centre. (R) 8.00 Coronation Street Michael is 7.30 CHOICE Unreported World for the family fortune. (R)
7.00 The One Show Features. 4.45 My Unique B&B Simon Parfett in for a shock upon arriving New run. Krishnan Guru- 4.00 Bargain-Loving Brits In The
7.30 Question Of Sport With and team head to Dorset. (R) at Rufus’s house; Damon Murthy reports on the political Sun Benidorm’s very first Mr
guest panellists Ellen White, 5.15 Flog It! At Bamburgh Castle persuades Nick and Leanne paralysis gripping Lebanon, Whippy faces a potentially
Jake Wightman, Anthony in Northumberland. (R) to seek a late licence for where public services are in terminal problem when his
Ogogo and Mick Fitzgerald. 6.00 House Of Games Thanyia the bistro; and Glenda tatters, there are daily power generator blows up. (R)
8.00 Would I Lie To You? Material Moore, Kaye Adams, Mark holds her first drama class. cuts, and hyperinflation is 5.00 News; Weather Reports.
from the panel show, not Chapman and Philip Glenister 9.00 Redemption Colette works raging. (See Critics’ choice) 6.00 Eggheads Albert CamOuse
originally shown in the series take part in trivia games. (R) on a case that brings her into 8.00 CHOICE Project Home Nick take on the regulars. (R) 6.30
16 episodes, hosted by Rob 6.30 B&B By The Sea The former contact with someone who Grimshaw and Kunle Barker Eggheads The Return of
Brydon, with regulars David England rugby union player knew Stacey, opening up a harness the latest virtual Wind Plus take on the experts.
Mitchell and Lee Mack and Ugo Monye checks in. (R) new lead, and looking into reality technology — usually 6.55 News; Weather Reports.
guest players. (Last in series) 7.00 Iolo’s Borderlands Iolo her daughter’s last call, she reserved for big-budget films 7.00 Motorway Cops — Catching
8.30 Masterchef The first quarter- Williams explores the uncovers the unknown — to solve design dilemmas. Britain’s Speeders
final sees this week’s most borderlands of Radnorshire. number that belongs to (See Critics’ choice) An officer makes his way to
talented four cooks return 7.30 Beechgrove Garden someone much closer to the 9.00 Gogglebox The armchair the scene of a collision on
to battle it out for a place in Kirsty Wilson looks at family than she thought. (5/6) critics share their opinions the A6, where a tired young
the selection, care and 10.00 News At Ten Bulletin. driver has fallen asleep at
the semi-finals, with some on what they have been
display of houseplants. 10.45 It’ll Be Alright On The Night the wheel and crashed his
former contestants on hand watching during the week,
8.00 Gardeners’ World Monty Compilation of television car into a lamp post. (R)
to assess their efforts. with cameras capturing
Don prepares for late spring clangers, including Shane 8.00 Springtime On The Farm
9.00 CHOICE Have I Got News their instant reactions.
and summer, sowing poppies Ritchie hurting himself on a Helen Skelton and Jules
For You New run. Charlie 10.00 Late Night Lycett Chat show
and planting cornflowers hammock, Ricky Gervais being Hudson join Rob and Dave
Brooker guest hosts the hosted by Joe Lycett, with
for colour and interest interrupted by a phone and Nicholson in the farm’s
satirical quiz, with panellists big-name guests from
in the Paradise Garden. Greg Davies being heckled makeshift animal A&E; and
including Miles Jupp joining the worlds of comedy,
9.00 Pilgrimage — The Road by his own autocue. (R) Adam Henson gets to grips
Ian Hislop and Paul Merton. television, music and film.
Through Portugal The 11.40 In With A Shout Gameshow, with his Highland bull.
(See Critics’ choice) 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does
pilgrims wake up in the hosted by Joel Dommett. (R) 9.00 Penelope Keith — From
9.30 The Cleaner Wicky is called 12.45 Teleshopping Goods. Countdown Jimmy Carr
to a stately home for his village of Vitorino Dos Piaes hosts the comedy words- Margo To The Manor Born
in Northern Portugal, and 3.00 The Jonathan Ross Show A profile of the actress, best
latest cleaning task, and he is The host chats to Ed Sheeran, and-numbers quiz as Richard
not the only person there decide to make a quick Ayoade and Sara Pascoe known for her sitcom roles
detour to the Sanctuary Michael Bublé, Russell as Margo Leadbetter in
with a job to do — there is Crowe and Lily Allen. (R) take on Jon Richardson
a shaman on the scene, of Bom Jesus do Monte. and Chris McCausland. (R) The Good Life and Audrey
10.00 Cunk On Britain The reporter 3.55 Unwind Daily relaxation. fforbes-Hamilton in To
and he has his own mystical 5.05-6.00 Football Classics: Euro 12.10 FILM: Pitch Perfect 3 Stars
agenda. (Series 2, ep 4) Philomena Cunk examines the Manor Born. (R)
96 England v Holland. (R) Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson
10.00 News; Weather Reports. the Victorian era. (R) 10.30 When Saturday Night TV
10.30 Newsnight The day’s events. and Brittany Snow. Following
Goes Horribly Wrong
10.40 FILM: I Give It A Year Stars 11.05 MOTDx Discussion. (R)
their win at the world
Les Dennis narrates a
Rose Byrne and Rafe Spall. championship, the group
11.35 Secrets Of The compilation of primetime
A couple marry after a brief gets a chance to reunite for
Chippendales Murders The mishaps, featuring clips and
romance, but wonder if they one last singing contest at
NYPD investigates multiple outtakes from Saturday Night
are right for each other as an overseas tour. Fails to hit
leads regarding the murder Takeaway, Strictly Come
their first anniversary looms. the right note. (2017, 12)
of Nick De Noia. (3/4, R) Dancing and Doctor Who. (R)
Warm romcom. (2013, 15) 1.45 Ramsay’s Kitchen
12.20 Christine McGuinness — 1.20 The LeoVegas Live Casino
12.15-6.00 Joins BBC News Unmasking My Autism Nightmares USA Advice. (R) Show Interactive gambling.
Documentary. (Signed, R) 2.35 Come Dine With Me (R) 3.20 Friends American sitcom. (R)
SCOTLAND 6.30 Reporting 1.20 The Holy Land And Us — Our 4.45 The Great British Dig 4.30 Cruising With Jane
Scotland; Weather. 7.30 Landward. Untold Stories (Signed, R) — History In Your Back McDonald Explroing the
10.40 Question Of Sport. 11.10 2.35-3.35 Interior Design Garden In Wiltshire. (R) Inner Hebrides. (R)
FILM: I Give It A Year. 12.40 A View Masters A children’s nursery 5.35 Find It, Fix It, Flog It (R) 5.15 House Doctor Advice. (R)
From The Terrace. 1.45 BBC News. in Oxfordshire. (Signed, R) Money meltdown (C4, 7.30pm) 5.55-6.20 3rd Rock From The Sun 5.40-6.00 Children’s Shows

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On The Road BBC2 WALES 6.30 Weather 7.00 What’s On Scotland Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion A’r microphones. It is daft to apologise for something
Beechgrove Garden 7.30 Scrum V. 7.30 Emmerdale 8.00 Coronation Tywydd 3.05 Jason Mohammad —
over which you have no control and it encourages
Live 9.30 Pilgrimage — The Road Street 9.00 Redemption 10.00 Stadiymau’r Byd 4.00 Awr Fawr
Through Portugal 11.05 Cunk On News; Weather 10.30 Regional News 5.00 Stwnsh: Ar Goll Yn Oz 5.20 you to take note of something that, in all
Britain BBC SCOTLAND 7.00 The 10.45 It’ll Be Alright On The Night Y Doniolis 5.30 Prosiect Z 5.55 Larfa likelihood, you would not otherwise have noticed.
Seven 8.00 City Lights 8.30 The 11.40 In With A Shout 12.45 6.00 Bwrdd I Dri 6.30 Garddio A Mwy John Stokes
Stanley Baxter Show 9.00 Wha’s Teleshopping 3.00 The Jonathan 6.57 Newyddion 7.00 Heno 7.30
Like Us 10.00 Still Game 10.30 A Ross Show 3.55 Night Vision Newyddion A’r Tywydd 8.00 Radio Although I enjoy Beyond Paradise (BBC1), I don’t
View From The Terrace 11.30-12.00 5.05-6.00 Football Classics Fa’ma. Tara Bethan and Kris Hughes
Growing Up Scottish STV 6.00 Good S4C 6.00 Cyw 12.00 Newyddion A’r bring the radio to TV 8.55 Newyddion
understand why it depicts a seaside town in Devon
Morning Britain 9.00 Lorraine 10.00 Tywydd 12.05 Codi Pac 12.30 Heno A’r Tywydd 9.00 Der’ Dramor ’Da Fi! when it is obviously fixed in Looe, Cornwall!
This Morning 12.30 Loose Women 1.00 Richard Holt — Yr Academi 10.00 Ffit Cymru 2023 11.00-11.35 J Holland
1.30 News; Weather 5.00 The Chase Felys 1.30 Goreuon Gwesty Aduniad Gwely A Brecwast Maggi Noggi

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THE BEST TV FROM BRITBOX AND BEYOND... FRIDAY 14 APRIL
CRITICS’ CHOICE THE 60S ON TV
The Last Kingdom — Seven As the final season of The
Kings Must Die (Netflix) Marvelous Mrs Maisel
It’s time to find out if destiny begins today (see Demand
is all, as Uhtred, son of Pick of the Week) we say
Uhtred, tells his final tale. farewell to an award-winning
Bernard Cornwell’s book is comedy, but also a window
narrated by the elderly man, into the 1960s. The decade
but Netflix know better than has brought us the best of
to recast the preternaturally British from Morse prequel
beautiful Alexander Dreymon Endeavour (2012-2023,
so we find him with greying ITVX) and Jeremy Thorpe’s
dreadlocks and a flagon of dirty linen aired in A Very
ale, happily ensconced in his English Scandal (2018, BBC
Bamburgh home. A warlord’s iPlayer) to Heartbeat (1992-
gotta do what a warlord’s 2010, ITVX) and Call The
gotta do, however, so when Midwife (2012-, BBC iPlayer).
King Edward dies, he and his The Queen’s Gambit (2020,
motley crew ride out to save Netflix) made a star of Anya
England. Often compared Taylor-Joy as a 1960s female
to Game of Thrones, this chess master, while The
magnificent historical drama Wonder Years (1988-1993,
has more in common with Disney+) and Julia (2022, Sky/
the finest westerns in scale, Now) show us 60s USA. But
ambition, landscape and the greatest show set in that
old-fashioned masculinity. decade? Surely Jon Hamm
No dragons required. as Don Draper in Mad Men
See feature, page 6 (2007-2015, Prime Video)?
Helen Stewart On the warpath: Alexander Dreymon as Uhtred and Arnas Fedaravicius as Sihtric (Netflix) Tim Glanfield

Project Home (C4, 8pm) The Hunter (All4) Unreported World DC League Of Super-Pets
It’s not clear which certificates
former Radio 1 morning host
The third series of this Italian
crime drama begins in
(C4, 7.30pm)
In Lebanon, more than a
FILM CHOICE (Sky Cinema Premiere,
10.20am/6pm)
and Celebrity Gogglebox’s high-speed, engine-revving million people have been This animated movie is simple
Nick Grimshaw holds that style and doesn’t really locked out of their savings The Quatermass Xperiment fun, combining two staples of
qualify him for an interior- slow down from there as by new banking regulations — (TPTV, 9.05pm) children’s films: superheroes
design role in this new prosecutor Saverio Barone pushing ordinary citizens Professor Quatermass (Brian and cute talking animals.
property show, but his (Francesco Montanari) towards revolutionary acts. In Donlevy) is the organiser of Superman’s dog, Krypto, leads
smooth-tongued charm is battles with vicious finger- this brisk account of the crisis, an ill-fated rocket mission that a bunch of critters suddenly
required to broker a peace breaking mafioso Vito Vitale Krishnan Guru-Murthy meets returns an astronaut to Earth gifted with superpowers.
between Scott and Caroline, (Paolo Ricca). Think Line of top-level officials and the in the form of a monster. Part Dir: Jared Stern (2022)
who are struggling to agree Duty, Palermo-style. surprising bank raiders. of the appeal now possessed Edward Porter
on plans for their Edwardian by Val Guest’s film comes
house. The USP (though Have I Got News for You from it being a loveable British
hardly unique) is that (BBC1, 9pm) antique: here is your chance
homeowners are taken to Host Charlie Brooker presents to see Thora Hird and Gordon
a “virtual reality studio” to the opening episode of the Jackson in a sci-fi movie. Yet
experience the wall-smashing 65th series of this veteran there is still proper nerve-
options created for them by satirical panel quiz. As ever, tingling entertainment to
“property expert” Kunle it’s unlikely there will be a be had from the vivid, grisly
Barker. They’re too coy about shortage of political inanities, storytelling that made the
how the tech works, which is cruelties and outrages for Paul film a hit in its day. This was
a lost opportunity, but the Merton and Ian Hislop’s teams the movie that put the studio
results are undeniably to pull apart this week. Hammer on the path to its
spectacular. HS Charlie Brooker (BBC1, 9pm) Victoria Segal horror classics. (1955) B/W Pet power (SCP, 10.20am/6pm)

bag stuffed with cash in her The League Of Gentlemen Jane (Apple TV+) Knock At The Cabin
ON DEMAND school locker. Moodiness
abounds in this adaptation
(BBC iPlayer)
You never truly leave the town
Swimming-pool rules are clear
— no running, no diving, no
(Buy as stream/download)
M Night Shyamalan’s films
of Laura Dave’s bestselling of Royston Vasey if you’ve polar bears. Yet the local pool have to be judged mainly on
The Last Thing He Told Me 2021 novel, where Hannah visited before, so you may as of keen environmentalist Jane their sting-in-the-tail endings,
(Apple TV+) ( Jennifer Garner) and her well dive back into the three (Ava Louise Murchison) doesn’t and in that regard his latest
There is little more annoying standoffish stepdaughter chilling and devilishly funny count on her vivid imagination, movie is one of his shakier
than your husband vanishing Bailey (Angourie Rice) seek series of the award-winning which brings creatures to life efforts. Still, there is a lot to
when you’ve spent the day an explanation for the sitcom. Few comedies have in all sorts of places. Jane like in its build-up, which has
preparing a delicious meal, disappearance of Owen such a high bodycount, Goodall is the inspiration a group of mystifying oddbods
then discovering his place (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau). but then few comedies have for this children’s series (led by Dave Bautista) visit a
of work has been raided by In a cute touch, the first two such an array of dangerous that’s sure to inspire a new woodland house to terrorise
the FBI and your teenage episodes air on the same day grotesques, such as the two generation of eco-champions. the occupants with a bizarre
stepdaughter finding a duffel and month the story begins. murderous shop owners. Toby Earle request. (2023) EP
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7.00pm Phoenix Rise Darcy 7.00pm Top Of The Pops The 6.00pm Catchphrase Stephen 6.00 Classic Emmerdale Soap. 6.00pm The Big Bang Theory
discovers just how bad things B-52’s, Aswad, the Pretenders Mulhern hosts a celebrity 7.00 Classic Coronation Street Sheldon tries to extend his
are at home for Billy. (7/10) and Take That from July 1994. edition, with Lucrezia Millarini, 8.05 Never The Twain Caroline lifespan. (Series 4, ep 2) 6.30
7.30 Phoenix Rise Billy 7.30 Top Of The Pops Music Judi Love and Ben Miller. asks the feuding pair for help. The Big Bang Theory Sheldon
and Rihanna run away. by Killing Joke, China Black 7.00 Ninja Warrior — Race For 9.05 Where The Heart Is Drama. searches for an alternative to
8.00 Sky High Club — Scotland and Julian Cope from July Glory Ben Shephard, Chris 11.15 Poirot (Series 5, ep 2) human companionship.
And Beyond Documentary. 1994. 8.00 Top Of The Pops Kamara and Rochelle Humes 12.25 Heartbeat Rural drama. 7.00 Hollyoaks Warren finds out
9.00 Made Up In Belfast A behind Performers include Fine host as more contenders take 1.25 Classic Emmerdale Soap. the truth about his parents.
the scenes look into Belfast’s Young Cannibals, David on the obstacle course. 2.25 Classic Coronation Street 7.30 The Farmer Wants A Wife
fastest growing beauty Bowie and Living in a Box. 3.25 Midsomer Murders With — Australia As the contest
8.00 FILM: No Time To Die Stars
brand. 9.30 Made Up In 8.30 Top Of The Pops John Nettles. The collapse of continues, the farmers and
Daniel Craig, Léa Seydoux
Belfast The team prepare for Tony Blackburn presents an
and Rami Malek. James Bond a business leads to murder. their ladies kick up their
the launch of a new store. edition from April 13, 1978. 5.25 Downton Abbey Branson’s heels at a country ball.
sets off on the trail of an
9.00 John Denver — Country Boy blossoming relationship with
10.00 FILM: Sorry To Bother You enigmatic villain armed with 9.00 FILM: The Inbetweeners 2
The life and legacy of singer- lethal new technology. a teacher causes Robert
Stars LaKeith Stanfield. A Stars Simon Bird, James
songwriter John Denver. Absorbing thriller. (2021, concern. (Series 5, ep 1)
black telemarketer finds his Buckley, Joe Thomas and
10.00 An Evening With Glen 12; includes FYI Daily) 7.00 Heartbeat Greengrass makes
career takes a sinister turn. Blake Harrison. The awkward
Campbell A performance by a tidy profit selling tinned
Original comedy. (2018, 15) teens find university does not
the singer at the Royal 11.20 Family Guy Stewie
meat, until his customers live up to their expectations,
11.45 FBoy Island NZ Reality show. Festival Hall from 1977. experiences domestic life
wise up to the contents. and go to Australia in search
1.25 Project Icon — The 11.20 Kenny Rogers — All In For after getting a mail-order
8.00 Doc Martin The medic of adventure. Amusing
UK’s Next Music Star The Gambler: A Farewell bride. (Series 19, ep 14)
accidentally inflicts a minor comedy sequel. (2014, 15)
2.10 Stacey Dooley — Ready Concert Celebration 11.45-12.10 Family Guy
wound on an elderly patient.
For War? Documentary. 1.00 Later … Country Music. Meg plans to get married 11.00-12.05 Naked Attraction’s
(Series 4, ep 4) 9.00 Doc
3.10 Gavin & Stacey (S2, ep 2) 2.00 Country Kings At The BBC to an unexpected Quahog Best Naughty Bits A romp
Martin The doctor heads
3.40-3.55 Lazy Susan (4/4) 3.00-4.00 Top Of The Pops resident. (Series 19, ep 6) through the archives.
for London to meet the

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man leading the selection
process for the job he wants.
10.00 Wycliffe A blackmailer
contaminates a jar of baby
11.30 The Bill Police drama series. 6.00pm Alfred Hitchcock 5.55pm Made In Britain A look at food in a supermarket. (S4, 4.50pm Love It Or List It Property.
12.30 Classic EastEnders Soap. Presents: A Night With The the Henry vacuum cleaner. ep 3) 11.05 Wycliffe The 6.55 Escape To The Chateau
2.00 Howards’ Way (S6, ep 8) Boys. A man fakes being 6.55 Who Wants To Be A Cornish copper investigates — DIY Dick and Angel host a
3.10 Lovejoy Comedy drama. mugged. 6.30 Alfred Millionaire? Quiz show. a lone yachtswoman’s wedding for close friends.
4.10 Peak Practice (Series 5, ep 5) Hitchcock Presents: 7.55 The Chase With Melvin mysterious disappearance. 7.55 Grand Designs Kevin
5.20 The Brittas Empire (S5, ep 1) Your Witness. A woman is Odoom, Carl Fogarty, Louis 12.10 Where The Heart Is Drama. McCloud revisits a new
6.00 Keeping Up Appearances dissatisfied with her marriage Smith and Bonnie Langford. 2.20 Unwind Daily relaxation. build that saw a couple
6.40 Last Of The Summer Wine to a philandering attorney. 9.00 All Elite Wrestling — 2.30-6.00 Teleshopping Goods. constructing an art deco
8.00 Father Brown A body is 7.00 The Beatles — Eight Days A Dynamite Hard-hitting action. lighthouse tower on a
identified as a woman who Week: The Touring Years 11.05 River Monsters Jeremy clifftop in north Devon.
went missing seven years The director Ron Howard’s Wade takes on the biggest 9.00 Astrid — Murder In Paris
earlier. (Series 6, ep 1) documentary charting investigation of his career. With Sara Mortensen and
9.00 Annika A woman is murdered the brief but successful 12.10 River Monsters Jeremy Lola Dewaere. A man is killed
on the Glasgow docks. (6/6) period pop band the hunts for the goliath tigerfish. in an ultra-secure factory and
10.00 New Tricks The team Beatles spent on the road, 12.40 River Monsters The the main suspect vanishes
reinvestigates the 15-year-old with contribution from Paul extreme angler searches — only to return in a haze of
murder of a boxer. (S7, ep 9) McCartney and Ringo Starr. for the giant freshwater strange events. (Series 2,
11.20 Cutting It Gavin makes plans 9.00-12.45 George Harrison stingray in Thailand. ep 3; French with Subtitles)
for the future. (Series 4, ep 6) — Living In The Material 1.15 Dempsey And Makepeace 10.05 24 Hours In A&E A woman
12.40 Bad Girls Julie must explain a World Documentary tracing Drug dealers kidnap a is rushed to St George’s
decomposing hand in one of Harrison’s early life in woman’s child. (S3, ep 6) after falling from a horse.
the toilets. (Series 8, ep 11) Liverpool, Beatlemania’s 2.10 Auto Mundial Fast SUVs. 11.05-12.10 24 Hours In A&E
1.45 Lovejoy Comedy drama. advent and his fascination 2.35 Unwind Daily relaxation. A woman is treated after a
2.50-4.00 Classic Holby City with Indian culture. 3.00-6.00 Teleshopping Goods. See Paris and die (More4, 9pm) suspected heart attack.

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6.10am Fun In Acapulco (1963, U)
FILM4
11.00am Black Knight (2001, PG) 12.50 ENTERTAINMENT 10.00 Chicago PD. The team try to stop
a crime in progress 11.00 The Equalizer.
8.00 Harold And Maude (1971, 15) 9.35 The Call Of The Wild (2020, PG) 2.45 Mel and her sister race to save their
SKY CINEMA PREMIERE GOLD
The Parallax View (1974, 15) 11.20 Anne Of The Indies (1951, U) 4.25 City brother after he is abducted 12.00 FBI
6.20am The Cinema List: Spectacular 7.25am Desmond’s 8.25 Keeping Up
Harlow (1965, 18) 1.25 To Catch A Thief Slickers (1991, 15) 6.40 A Good Year. 2.00 Coroner 3.00 How To Get Away
Sequels 6.35 Bodies Bodies Bodies. Appearances 9.00 I Didn’t Know You
(1955, PG) 3.15 The Talented Mr Ripley A city trader travels to France to sell With Murder 4.00 9-1-1 — Lone Star
A murder-mystery game leads to a Cared 9.40 Hi-De-Hi! 10.20 Porridge
(1999, 15) 5.35 The Great Gatsby off a vineyard he has inherited from 5.00-6.00 Caught On Dashcam
genuine slaughter (2022, 15) 8.25 11.00 Last Of The Summer Wine 12.20
(1974, 12) 8.00 Once Upon A Time In his uncle. (2006, 12) 9.00 Mission:
Boonie Bears — Back To Earth (2022, Keeping Up Appearances 1.00 I Didn’t W
PG) 10.20 CHOICE DC League Of The West. A hitman is hired to kill a Impossible — Fallout. Ethan Hunt tries
Know You Cared 1.40 Dad’s Army 3.00 6.00pm Masterchef Australia 7.50
widow by a tycoon who wants her to help prevent a disaster caused
Super-Pets. Krypto the Super-Dog tries Hi-De-Hi! 3.40 Last Of The Summer Inside The Ambulance 9.20 999
land. (1968, 15) 10.50 Children Of A by terrorists. (2018, 12) 11.55 Pet
to thwart the plans of Lex Luthor’s Wine 5.00 Dad’s Army 5.40 Keeping Rescue Squad 10.20 The Catherine
guinea pig. (2022, PG; see Film choice) Lesser God. A deaf woman bonds with Sematary. A family moves to a small Up Appearances 6.20 Hi-De-Hi! 7.00 Tate Show 12.10 Nurses Down Under
12.20 Tad The Lost Explorer And The her speech therapist. (1986, 15) 12.55 town where a burial ground resurrects Porridge 7.40 Dad’s Army 9.00 Mrs 1.20 Louis Theroux: Extreme Love
Curse Of The Mummy (2022, U) 2.05 Harold And Maude. Details as 8am. dead animals. (2019, 15) 2.00-4.00 Brown’s Boys 9.40 Ghosts 11.00 2.10-3.00 Inside The Ambulance
The Portable Door (2023, PG) 4.15 2.40 Harlow. Details as 11.20am. The Other Side Of The Door (2016, 15) Inside No 9 11.40 The Real McCoy
Minions — The Rise Of Gru (2022, U) 5.00-6.50 Fun In Acapulco (1963, U) 12.20 Roger & Val Have Just Got In 5 STAR
TALKING PICTURES TV
6.00 DC League Of Super-Pets (2022, 1.00 This Time With Alan Partridge 6.00pm Home And Away 7.00 GPs
SKY CINEMA SELECT 3.00pm The Purple Heart (1944, PG)
PG) 8.00 Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022, 2.55 Ghosts 3.25-4.00 Inside No 9 — Behind Closed Doors 8.00
1.30pm Cold Mountain (2003, 15) 4.10 4.55 Gilda. A man’s loyalty is tested
15) 9.50 The Black Phone. In 1970s Shoplifters & Scammers — At War With
Wrath Of The Titans. Fantasy adventure when his new boss marries his old SKY COMEDY
Denver, cops try to catch a masked The Law 9.00 FILM: Rise Of The Planet
sequel. (2012, 12) 5.55 Warcraft. A flame. (1946, PG) 7.10 The Sicilians. An 6.00pm The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
predator. (2021, 15) 11.50 Death Pursuit Of The Apes. Stars James Franco and
kingdom is invaded by a horde that FBI agent visits England to locate a 6.30 Futurama 7.30 Young Rock 8.00
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Morning With the singer- 12.15 Couples Come Dine With Me — An Aurora Teagarden
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McLaren — Social Media years before the end of
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Championship Coverage of 2.00 Women’s Six Nations: Wales 4.15 Cruising With Jane
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6.15 The Weakest Link With session on day one at the 10.25 Friends American sitcom. (R)
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8.30 Carole King And Her Songs 10.35 Tad The Lost Explorer And The 4.45 Jumanji Fantasy. (1995, PG) 9.00 The Four Just Men Crime drama.
foot as her ex-husband.
At The BBC A collection of Curse Of The Mummy (2022, U) 6.55 Pacific Rim — Uprising A war 9.30 Tight Spot A key murder witness
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Woman A profile of the 6.25 FILM: Dawn Of The Planet Of The
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7.00pm World Snooker 6.00 Cristo Morning update. 6.00 Urban Secrets Double bill. 11.25 The Last Detective (S1, ep 2)
Championship Live coverage 7.00 David Bull Discussion. 8.00 The Affair Drama series. 1.00 Pie In The Sky Crime drama. PICK OF THE DAY
of the evening session on day 10.00 Peter Cardwell Opinions. 2.05 Gomorrah The seizure of a 4.00 Inspector George Gently
one in Sheffield, featuring 1.00 Trisha Goddard A look cocaine shipment threatens Mystery. (Series 5, ep 3) Night Watch
more first-round action. through the week’s stories. to throw the clans into war. 6.00 The Brokenwood Mysteries
9.00 Lost — Those Who Kill 4.00 Claudia Liza The stories of (S4, ep 5) 3.10 Gomorrah The charred remains of a BBC Radio 4 Extra,
A search of Pelle’s home the day that matter to you. Nicola tries to regain boss body are discovered in a Midnight
uncovers truths about Bjorn’s 7.00 Saturday Night Talkaway Patrizia’s confidence. 4.15 burned out shed. (S8, ep 6) Celebrating this month’s
past. (3/8) 9.45 Lost — Those Andre Walker gives his take Gomorrah The cocaine 8.00 Father Brown The amateur 75th anniversary of Terry
Who Kill Another crime on the week’s top stories. shipment delay forces the sleuth tries to protect those
leaves Frederik is convinced
Pratchett’s birth, a Discworld
9.00 That Was The Woke That Forcella boys to resort to closest to him. (S6, ep 2)
that Bjorn is responsible. Was Andre Walker quizzes desperate measures to novel dramatisation starring
9.00 Silent Witness A tricky case
(Danish with subtitles) the opinionated panel. survive. 5.20 Gomorrah An leads Jack and Nikki into the
Philip Jackson and Paul
10.30 Ripping Yarns A public 10.00 James Whale Commentary. unexpected event drags world of underground Ritter. Dermot O’Leary
school pupil rises in status. 1.00 Vanessa Feltz Opinions. Genny’s new company into boxing. (Series 24, ep 4) (Radio 2, 8am) is joined by
(Series 1, ep 1) 11.00 Ripping 2.00 Jeremy Kyle Discussion. the spotlight. 6.25 Gomorrah 11.10 Annika The team take on Blur bassist Alex James to
Yarns The story of the 3.00 Friday Night With Nadine The Capaccios strike out at the task of solving the death discuss the band’s reunion.
world’s most boring man. 4.00 The Best Of The Talk Sangue Blu as they set out to
of a man who was thrown Nikki Bedi takes The Arts
11.30 As Time Goes By Jean meets 5.00-6.00 Cristo Morning update. conquer Forcella; and Enzo
Lionel’s eccentric father. in a river from a party boat. Hour On Tour (BBC World
Available on Sky 522; Freeview 237; risks not only losing his turf,
12.00 Whatever Happened To (5/6) 12.15 Annika A young
Virgin 606; Freesat 217; YouTube, but also his men’s loyalty.
woman is murdered on the
Service, 8pm) to Budapest to
The Likely Lads? Sitcom. (Italian with subtitles) meet the creatives shaping
connected TVs and smart devices Glasgow docks. (Last in series)
12.35 Restoring The Earth — The 7.30 Game Of Thrones The Night

SKYMAX
Age Of Nature Documentary. 1.20 The Secret Diaries Of the city’s arts and culture.
King and the army of the
1.25 The Secret Life Of Waves dead reach Winterfell, and an Miss Anne Lister Drama, Clair Woodward
2.25-3.25 The Classical epic battle between the living with Maxine Peake.
Collection: JS Bach. and the dead begins. (Series 3.10-4.00 Doctor Finlay (S4, ep 2)
6.00pm Hawaii Five-0 McGarrett RADIO 4
and Danny are kidnapped by 8, ep 3) 9.00 Game Of
a fugitive. (Series 4, ep 14, R) Thrones After the Battle of 5.30 News 5.43 Prayer 5.45 Please
Winterfell, the Great War to Protect Abraham (R) 6.00 News And
7.00 Rob & Romesh vs Cricket
gain control over the Papers 6.07 Open Country (R) 6.30
— South Africa Rob Beckett Farming Today This Week 7.00 Today
and Romesh Ranganathan go mythical land of Westeros
9.00 Saturday Live 10.00 Your Place
continues as Jon and
to Cape Town to see England Or Mine 10.30 You’re Dead To Me.
Daenerys look to the south. Greg Jenner and his guests delve into
play a Test match. (R)
10.25 Game Of Thrones the life of Mary Wollstonecraft 11.00
8.00 Rob & Romesh vs Cricket
Daenerys brings her forces Soul Music (R) 11.30 From Our Own
— The Test Rob Beckett and
to King’s Landing as the Correspondent 12.00 News 12.01 (LW)
Romesh Ranganathan watch explosive final battle for the Shipping 12.04 Money Box 12.30 The
England play South Africa. (R) Iron Throne begins. 11.55 Now Show (R) 1.00 News 1.10 Any
9.00 Freddie Down Under Andrew Game Of Thrones Daenerys Questions? (R) 2.00 Any Answers?
Flintoff and Rob Penn visit declares her intentions for 2.45 Drama: Word Scrubs, by Mark
Sydney and Melbourne. (R) Westeros. 1.25 Game Of Lawson (R) 3.30 All The Names You’ve
10.00 Never Mind The Buzzcocks Ever Called Me (R) 4.00 Weekend
Thrones First episode
With Richard Ayoade, DJ Woman’s Hour 5.00 Saturday PM 5.30
of the fantasy drama, with Toast (R) 5.54 Shipping 6.00 News
Majestic and Mollie King. (R) Sean Bean. (Series 1, ep 1) 6.15 Loose Ends. Clive Anderson and
10.45 A Town Called Malice Gene’s 2.30 Big Little Lies (Last in series) George Egg are joined by John Cooper
mettle is tested. (5/8, R) 3.35 In Treatment (Series 1, ep 1) Clarke and Harry Hill 7.00 Profile 7.15
Victim: Lyra McKee (C4, 9.25pm) 11.50-12.55 An Idiot Abroad (R) 4.05-6.00 Urban Secrets Insights. Britain’s Got Talent (ITV1, 8pm) This Cultural Life. John Wilson talks to
reggae poet Linton Kwesi Johnson
about his influences 8.00 Archive
On 4: The Other F Word 9.00 The
2.00 Goodwood Members Meeting. YESTERDAY SKY ARTS
SPORT
Corrupted, by GF Newman (R) 9.45
Live coverage 4.00 The Best Of The 70s 6.10am Forbidden History 7.10 6.00pm Guy Garvey — From The Vaults. Short Works. Where Life Starts, by
4.15 FILM: The Shootist 6.20 FILM: Restoration Workshop 8.00 Bangers Performances from 1988, featuring David Park (R) 10.00 News 10.15
MacArthur. Stars Gregory Peck 9.00 And Cash 1.00 Abandoned Engineering Sinead O’Connor, Tracy Chapman, SKY SPORTS MAIN EVENT Screenshot (R) 11.00 Round Britain
English Football League Highlights 11.05 4.00 Great American Railroad Journeys Pixies, Public Enemy, Run-DMC and 6.00am News 7.00 Good Morning Quiz (R) 11.30 Uncanny 12.00 Midnight
FILM: Behind Enemy Lines. Stars Gene 10.00 Porridge. Classic comedy series Happy Mondays 7.00 The Moody Blues Sports Fans 8.30 LIVE NRL 10.30 News 12.15 Between The Ears (R) 12.48
Hackman and Owen Wilson 1.15 Minder 12.00-1.00 Bangers And Cash — Days Of Future Passed. The band Soccer AM 12.00 LIVE EFL: Sheffield Shipping 1.00 As World Service
2.10 The Protectors 2.40-3.00 Unwind perform their landmark album at the United v Cardiff City. Kickoff 12.30
DAVE Sony Centre in Toronto 9.30-12.30 3.00 LIVE Indian Premier League: RADIO 3
E4 6.00pm Would I Lie To You? The Unseen Classic Artists: The Moody Blues Lucknow Super Giants v Punjab Kings
5.10pm FILM: Peter Rabbit 7.00 FILM: 7.00 Breakfast 9.00 Record Review
Bits 6.40 Would I Lie To You? 8.00 Not 5.00 LIVE SNF: Manchester City v 11.45 Music Matters 12.30 This Classical
The Greatest Showman. Stars Hugh Going Out 10.00 As Yet Untitled 11.00 PBS AMERICA Leicester City. Kickoff at 5.30 7.45
Jackman, Zac Efron and Michelle 5.10pm The Vietnam War. Richard Life (R) 1.00 Inside Music 3.00 Sound
QI XL 12.00 Have I Got A Bit More News LIVE EFL: Blackburn Rovers v Hull City. Of Cinema 4.00 Music Planet 5.00
Williams. Musical drama 9.00 Celebrity For You 1.00 Comedians Giving Nixon wins the presidency 7.30 The Kickoff at 7.45 10.15 LIVE PGA Tour
Gogglebox 10.00 Gogglebox 12.10 Vietnam War. President Nixon begins J To Z. Marking the 100th anniversary
Lectures 1.40 Whose Line Is It Anyway? Golf: The Heritage 11.00 LIVE USFL of the birth of Tito Puente 6.00 Opera
First Dates 2.20 Celebrity Gogglebox USA 3.30-4.00 Beat The Internet withdrawing American troops 9.50 12.30 LIVE USFL 3.30-6.00 News
3.15 Below Deck — Mediterranean Edible Insects 10.55-12.00 Egypt’s On 3: Der Rosenkavalier. Simone Young
4.05 Modern Family 4.30-6.00 Sun King — The Mystery Tombs EUROSPORT 1 conducts the New York Metropolitan
Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
FACTUAL 6.00am Hall Of Fame 7.00 Cycling 8.00
World Snooker Championship 10.00
Opera Chorus and Orchestra in a
performance of Richard Strauss, with
MORE4 Lise Davidsen (soprano, Marschallin)
NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC LIVE World Snooker Championship.
5.50pm Come Dine With Me 6.55 Matt and Günther Groissböck (bass, Baron
6.00pm-2.00 Air Crash Investigation. Day one 1.00 Cycling 2.00 The Power
Baker’s Travels In The Country — USA Ochs) 10.30 New Music Show. New
Back-to-back editions of the series Of Sport 2.30 LIVE World Snooker
7.55 Britain’s Most Luxurious Train music performances, including Vimbayi
Championship 5.30 World Snooker
Journeys 9.00 24 Hours In A&E. Staff DISCOVERY Kaziboni conducting the BBC Phil in
and patients talk about the importance Championship 6.45 LIVE World Emily Howard’s Antisphere 12.00
6.00pm Wheeler Dealers. Mike Brewer Snooker Championship 10.00 LIVE
of family support 10.00 24 Hours In spots a bargain supercar, a Maserati Freeness (R) 1.00 Through The Night
A&E. A 40-year-old man injured in a Showjumping 12.15 Discovery Golf
4200GT, for under £10,000 7.00 Gold 12.45 Cycling 1.00 Formula E 2.00
bike crash may require emergency Divers. A key crew member abandons
surgery 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Cycling 3.00 Showjumping 4.00-6.00 TIMES RADIO
Kris as he tries to hold onto the Mistress World Snooker Championship
Countdown 1.15 24 Hours In A&E 8.00 Gold Rush — Parker’s Trail. Parker 6.00 Chloe Tilley And Calum
3.20-3.50 Food Unwrapped and his team travel to South America in BT SPORT 1 Macdonald With Times Radio
search of a claim to a mine with $100m 6.00am ESPN FC 6.30 Scottish Football Breakfast 10.00 Hugo Rifkind 1.00
GOLD
in gold 10.00 Mystery At Blind Frog 7.00 PL Preview 7.30 ESPN FC 8.00 Alexis Conran 4.00 Ayesha Hazarika.
5.50pm Only Fools And Horses 9.25
Ranch. The crew are overcome by a LIVE A-League 10.00 Early Kick-Off The day’s headlines, unpacked 7.00
Murder, They Hope. Gemma and Terry
deadly and invisible gas cloud and it will 10.30 Football’s On 11.30 LIVE PL: My Cultural Week With Mariella
must solve the murder of a wedding
Frostrup 8.00 Stories Of Our Times.
guest 10.25 Murder, They Hope. Terry take a complicated rescue mission to Aston Villa v Newcastle United. Kickoff
get them out 11.00 How The Universe 12.30 3.00 Score 5.15 LIVE Serie A 7.00 The Times’s daily podcast 8.30 Best
is forced to reconnect with an old friend
LIVE Fight Night 12.00 Serie A 1.00 Of Matt Chorley 9.00 Highlights From
11.25 This Time With Alan Partridge Works. Examining the risk to manned
Times Radio 10.00 Darryl Morris
1.20 Roger & Val Have Just Got In space exploration of cosmic rays Ligue 1 2.00 Rugby Union 3.30 National
1.00 Highlights From Times Radio
2.00-4.00 Saluting Dad’s Army 12.00-4.00 Mystery At Blind Frog Ranch Owen Wilson (ITV4, 11.05pm) League 4.00-6.00 LIVE A-League

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