Clean Pizza Jokes for Kids of All Ages!

WEIRD WORL D V I E W O RI G I N A L
CLEAN PIZZA JOKES

FOR KIDS OF ALL AGES!
October 25, 2017 by momopug2000
Did you hear the new cheesy pizza joke?

Never mind, its too cheesy!
FUNNY CLEAN PIZZA

JOKES
FOR KIDS OF ALL
AGES!
We love jokes but we love pizza even more! A
cheesy crunchy greasy yummy oooooey gooey
slice of pie is our favorite. Really there aint nothing
funny about pizza, but we still collected the most
amazing pizza jokes online and are giving them
here for free! With so many clean pizza pie jokes
you and your family will be rolling on the floor
covered in pepperoni in minutes! We got pizza
puns, pizza one liners, pizza dad jokes, and even
pizza party jokes. Have fun reading some of the
best pizza jokes around, and if you're not rolling
on the floor laughing, then click here and be
amazed by our epic list of amazing pizza facts!
BEST PIZZA JOKES FOR

KIDS
Whats a dogs favorite pizza?
Pupperoni!
How do you know your in love?

If they steal a pizza your heart!
What does a piece of pizza say when they want to

cuddle?
Fold me close!
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

There’s mushroom for improvement!
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to

you?
Slice to meet you!
PIZZA ONE LINERS
Funny Pizza Meme
Pizza chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home

beat they just want to read the pepper an spend a
little thyme with the kids.
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with

the mozzarella?
Sorry, but I’m just too mature for you.
What do anteaters like on their pizza?

Ant-chovies
What type of people don’t like pizza?

WeirDoughs
Why did the baker open a pizza shop?

He wanted to make some extra dough.
Waiter! Will my pizza be long?

No sir, it will be round!
What does a florist and the pizza delivery guy have

in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it!
What did the tough guy pepperoni say?

You wanna pizza me!?!?
PIZZA DAD JOKES
Pizza Fat Joke!
Where do toppings go on vacation?

The leaning tower of pizza!
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?

Cheeses Crust
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

I never SAUsage a beautiful face!
Did you hear the latest pizza joke?

Nah, never mind, its too cheesy!
Why aren't pizza chefs allowed to play baseball?

Their always trying to steal a basil!
How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste!
What do you call a sleeping pizza?

PiZZZZZZZZZZa
Whats the difference between a pizza and these

awesome pizza jokes?
These pizza jokes can’t be topped!
Did you read the new pizza shop slogan?

“7 days without a pizza makes one weak!”
There are two types of people in this world

People who love pizza and liars.
AMAZING PIZZA FACTS

FOR THE HUNGRY
MIND!
October is the US national pizza month.
The word Pizza comes from the Latin root word

Picea which means the blackening of the crust by
fire.
The first commercial pizza was created in Italy

during the 18th century. These “pizza’s” didn’t
actually resemble the pizza of today. They were
plain, flat, round bread that were sold to the poor
at a cheap price. The vendors in Naples would call
these crusty breads “Pizza”.
Though pizza is everywhere in America, the first

pizza was neither made in the USA or even Italy.
The ancient Greeks created the first pizza. They
baked thin, flat, round bread and topped them
with olive oil, spices, and veggies.
Queen Margherita of Italy ruled during the 19th

century. In 1889 she was touring the country and
noticed a peasant eating round crusty bread. She
requested one for herself and thought it delicious!
Queen Margherita asked chef Rafaelle Esposito to

make her some pizzas. The chef added tomatoes,
mozzarella cheese, and fresh basil. The chef was
attempting to create a patriotic dish for these were
the colors of the Italian flag.
After World War II the pizza gained popularity

around the world. Soldiers who fought in Italy
gained a taste for the bread, mozzarella combo
and brought it back to their home countries.
Pizza was available in America even before WWII.

Italian immigrants would sell it in their tight-knit
communities. Once soldiers returned from the
war, the dish became much more mainstream.
36 percent of all pizza orders want their pizza

topping pepperoni.
Pizzerias represent 17% of all restaurants
Some popular pizza toppings in Japan are squid

and Mayo Jaga (mayonnaise, potato and bacon)
Popular gourmet toppings are chicken, oysters,

crayfish, dandelions, sprouts, eggplant, cajun
shrimp, artichoke hearts, and tuna.
The top 5 pizza sales days are:

Super Bowl Sunday, New Year’s
Eve, Halloween, The night before Thanksgiving,
& New Year’s Day
The longest pizza delivery was from Cape Town,

South Africa to Sydney, Australia
Most expensive pizza created was made by the

restaurateur Domenico Crolla who created a
$2,745.00 priced Valentine pizza which included
toppings such as sunblush-tomato sauce, Scottish
smoked salmon, medallions of venison, edible
gold, lobster marinated in the finest cognac, and
champagne-soaked caviar
During TV news, pizza is most often ordered

during the weather
36% of people consider pizza the perfect

breakfast
The world’s fastest pizza maker can make 14 pizza

in 2 minutes and 35 seconds
About 3 billion pizzas are sold annually in the U.S.
Americans eat approximately 100 acres of pizza a

day or about 350 slices per second.
Saturday night is the most popular night to eat

pizza
Domino’s delivery drivers will log about 4 million

miles on Super Bowl Sunday
93 percent of Americans have eaten pizza in the

last month
The most popular pizza size in the U.S. today is 14

inches in diameter.
Each person in America eats about 46 pizza slices

a year.
There are approximately 61,269 pizzerias in the

United States.
Over 5 billion pizzas are sold worldwide each year.
We consume around 251,770,000 pounds of

pepperonis every year
The largest pizza ever made was 122 ft. 8 in. in

diameter. The pizza needed 9,920 lb of flour, 198
lb of salt, 3968 lb of cheese, and 1,984 lb of
tomato puree.
Regular thin crust is most popular in America,

It is preferred by 61% of the population
14% prefer deep-dish, and 11% prefer extra thin-
crust
62% of Americans prefer meat toppings while

38% prefer vegetables.

United States.

United States.
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WEIRD WORL D V I E W O RI G I N A L

CLEAN PIZZA JOKES

Did you hear the new cheesy pizza joke?

FUNNY CLEAN PIZZA

BEST PIZZA JOKES FOR

How do you know your in love?

What does a piece of pizza say when they want to

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to

PIZZA ONE LINERS

Funny Pizza Meme

Pizza chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home

What did the parmesan say when it broke up with

What do anteaters like on their pizza?

What type of people don’t like pizza?

Why did the baker open a pizza shop?

Waiter! Will my pizza be long?

What does a florist and the pizza delivery guy have

What did the tough guy pepperoni say?

PIZZA DAD JOKES

Pizza Fat Joke!

Where do toppings go on vacation?

What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Did you hear the latest pizza joke?

Why aren't pizza chefs allowed to play baseball?

How do you fix a broken pizza?

What do you call a sleeping pizza?

Whats the difference between a pizza and these

Did you read the new pizza shop slogan?

There are two types of people in this world

AMAZING PIZZA FACTS

The word Pizza comes from the Latin root word

The first commercial pizza was created in Italy

Though pizza is everywhere in America, the first

Queen Margherita of Italy ruled during the 19th

Queen Margherita asked chef Rafaelle Esposito to

After World War II the pizza gained popularity

Pizza was available in America even before WWII.

36 percent of all pizza orders want their pizza

Pizzerias represent 17% of all restaurants

Some popular pizza toppings in Japan are squid

Popular gourmet toppings are chicken, oysters,

The top 5 pizza sales days are:

The longest pizza delivery was from Cape Town,

Most expensive pizza created was made by the

During TV news, pizza is most often ordered

36% of people consider pizza the perfect

The world’s fastest pizza maker can make 14 pizza

About 3 billion pizzas are sold annually in the U.S.

Americans eat approximately 100 acres of pizza a

Saturday night is the most popular night to eat

Domino’s delivery drivers will log about 4 million

93 percent of Americans have eaten pizza in the

The most popular pizza size in the U.S. today is 14

Each person in America eats about 46 pizza slices

There are approximately 61,269 pizzerias in the

Over 5 billion pizzas are sold worldwide each year.

We consume around 251,770,000 pounds of

The largest pizza ever made was 122 ft. 8 in. in