answering our asks in one post
least favorite so far
dex entry: 'Bunneon: The Dust Bunny Pokémon. Bunneons are typically found cleaning up the caves where they are found living in. Bunneons, similar to Vaporeons, have the ability to 'disintegrate' into dust as opposed to water. They've been able to use their vacuum tails to absorb the effects of weather, developing 'air lock'. These Pokémon are known to be very energetic, stomping their paws when feeling strong emotions and are very vocal.' idk thats it i dont like this one lmao
Everybody always so bold when dunking from the other parallel dimension 😔
"Redraw tumblr post" time of the year again, based on this one specifically that i found weeks ago but I needed to do something with it hfgjdh (with the original post being on tiktok). I just love canon Blaze being absolutely ass at cooking💜
Sneef Snorf! This post smells like: Burnt Butter and Caramel.
jk i lied bug was next
dex entry: 'Scorpeon: The Armor Pokémon. Scorpeons have translucent armor, showing off the poison in their stingers as a scare tactic. However, a Scorpeon's poison is harmless and can even be used as an antidote by itself. The translucent plating makes Predators think it'll be an easy break and over estimate their strength, often breaking their own bone at the dense plating. Like scorpions, Scorpeons glow under ultra violet light. This Pokémon is quite aggressive, often getting into fights over small and petty things. Sylveon fears this Pokémon, assuming it to be poison/bug instead of pure bug. Its armor has given it the 'Shield Dust' ability, having most attacks reflect off its armor. For an Eevee to evolve, it must be holding silver powder for 8,960 steps.' anyways. normal eeveelution comes last btw.
the fact that the bottom part of this was cut off and reposted and and almost nobody knew is one of the biggest cases of bi erasure in history
my child
dex entry: 'Reptileon: The Wise Pokémon. Reptileon is most known to inhabit shared trees with Leafeon, befriending them. Being around Leafeon and befriending them has made Reptileon develop the 'Grassy Surge' ability to assist their allies. This Pokémon tends to leave holes in its paw prints and drag their claws through the ground, making them relatively easy to trace, though, no one has had the courage to attempt to find one in the wild. Reptileons, despite being depicted as 'graceful', are clumsy by nature and tend to leave claw marks wherever they go. Other Pokémon take the claw marks as a warning that the area is Reptileon's 'territory' and stray away from the area, making Reptileon be seen as a large threat. For a Reptileon to evolve, an Eevee must be surronded by dragons, assisting it in awakening its draconic past.' ^ that was just like. made up real quick and it looks GOOD?? unheard of anyways i heart him hes my child my son, ground is next
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now
What the-
I haven’t seen this in about 4 years. I’m glad it’s back.
As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'
I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'