A Fool's Ingenuity

Things that happened this weekend that were more interesting than the Japanese GP

Cool down room brought to you by prolonged awkward silences and an exasperated "thats all the highlights? thats all that happened??" from Oscar 😭

Piastri: “That’s all the highlights? That’s all the highlights for this race?”

thsi race could have been an email

We thought we’d get a chaotic wet race or one full of red flags caused by grass fires but instead we got the most boring race anyone could’ve possibly imagined

This is another case of McLaren being too ‘midfield minded’ when it comes to strategy

I’m not necessarily talking about a swap between the drivers, but more so when they pitted Norris, by following Verstappen into the pits they basically ensured that they would have had to pass on track (and therefore made it harder for them)

If you do the same as the car in front, you will stay behind them

"never before have the top 6 drivers finished in starting order at a permanent race track" so you're telling me this is statistically the most boring race of all time

"it's gotta be frustrating for mclaren bc they know they have a better car" have you ever considered they're just stupid. have you ever considered that

norris i believe it was the great philosopher ludacris who said move bitch, get out the way

GP to Max : "the girls are fighting"

japanese gp so far:

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