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@albatris / albatris.tumblr.com

Hello! You can call me Claude or Monday! 28, Aussie, it/its. I'm a horror novelist who likes cats and is bad at responding to asks. Feel free to request art, playlists, tarot readings or cat pictures! Have a nice day and I love you.
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writing tip #3787:

you should write regularly. yeah, regularly, why are you - oh. i mean, yeah, i guess once a decade IS regularly if you're doing it on the same day each time. hm. well, you got me there

dragonrider but make it crocodiles. with all the psychic connection / imprinted bond / mystic significance of all the best dragonrider stories. but it's crocodile.

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among other things I learned tonight I learned that there are fucking deer in australia? like, around where I live? how have I never seen a fucking deer in my 28 years of life? I feel like I'm losing my mind. I swear there are no deer in australia. am I stupid. what the fuck

WHERE?????

deer are apparently a huge environmental problem in sa. sure. that's bad. but I wanna see one so bad. I need to go see a deer

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among other things I learned tonight I learned that there are fucking deer in australia? like, around where I live? how have I never seen a fucking deer in my 28 years of life? I feel like I'm losing my mind. I swear there are no deer in australia. am I stupid. what the fuck

WHERE?????

among other things I learned tonight I learned that there are fucking deer in australia? like, around where I live? how have I never seen a fucking deer in my 28 years of life? I feel like I'm losing my mind. I swear there are no deer in australia. am I stupid. what the fuck

link: https://bsky.app/profile/brainvsbook.bsky.social/post/3llc72lyhu22j

google translate defaulting to chinese at first

okay but for those of us with interests in both the murderbot and the daomu biji fandoms this is kinda hilarious

(english-side-only really, i get that the kanji and hanzi are completely different)

our good (air)ship murderbot! thanks google

I love reading about these kind of translation decisions.

I've only ever seen 弊 used to refer to one's company: 弊社, as the article says.

I've been told 弊 is used to refer to one's own something, and it has a very humble nuance.

So 弊機 translates to something like "I, your humble machine" or "I, who am but a mere machine".

Japanese is great that it can say so much with simple pronouns.

Romance language translator: well we don’t have a gender neutral pronoun so I guess we’ll flip a coin for male or female

Japanese language translator, an intellectual: none of Japanese’s 30-something plus personal pronoun options have the perfect vibes so I’ll create a new one to bring that special somethin’

What I found to be particularly clever about the coining of this very unique first person pronoun 弊機 (heiki) is that it’s a homophone of 兵器(heiki), meaning ‘weapon

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despite the diabetes making an attempt on my life I made it to the fnssa meeting and I'm ready to hear about ORCHIDS and FUNGI

heart palpitations at the botanic gardens

made it into the building. I am the youngest person here by far

I'm at orchids and mushrooms

I learnt lots about native australian orchids and got a cool signed south australian fungi guide!

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despite the diabetes making an attempt on my life I made it to the fnssa meeting and I'm ready to hear about ORCHIDS and FUNGI

heart palpitations at the botanic gardens

made it into the building. I am the youngest person here by far

I'm at orchids and mushrooms

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despite the diabetes making an attempt on my life I made it to the fnssa meeting and I'm ready to hear about ORCHIDS and FUNGI

heart palpitations at the botanic gardens

made it into the building. I am the youngest person here by far

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despite the diabetes making an attempt on my life I made it to the fnssa meeting and I'm ready to hear about ORCHIDS and FUNGI

heart palpitations at the botanic gardens

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