Every time a fictional platonic relationship is made romantic out of nowhere an angel DIES. And not gently either it's a HORRIFYING, EXCRUCIATING death. Think about that the next time you're forcing a romance just bc the characters are close and not related or whatever.

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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Fixed it.

Did you get the wokeness? Did you get the performative wholesomeness? Did you secure the likes?

songbird, mockingjay and dove

Im pregnant and its everyone's #communism

i love how suzanne just gives us a little treat by mentioning the katniss plant every book. like here u go. ik u miss our girl. she's fine. enjoy lowercase katniss

LOWERCASE KATNISS

thinking about the time i saw some cool butch4femme art and was about to reblog it when i checked op's tags and they read #genderbend #wincest

I wish Maysilee Donner would've met President Snow. He wouldve said some corny shit like "Snow lands on top" and she would've eaten the words and chewed them right back up so nasty that he would've been so ashamed to say them ever again.

they just prescribed me gunshot to the head at the urgent care

They would

His first real birthday

yeah we got a markgemma reunion. love that. but think about devon and gemma reuniting. ricken and gemma reunion. devon has her sister and ricken has his friend back!!!! THE POSSIBILITY OF GEMMA MEETING HER NIECE!!!! feel like i just did 100 lines!!!!!!

okay things are looking really creepy right now but if mark s was supposed to have completed the file yesterday, where was all this ominous fanfare then?

imagine being alive for roughly 12 minutes and spending the entire length of your very short life dismantling a crib in a white, empty room because a disembodied voice told you to when a blood soaked deranged looking man bursts into the room to tell you he’s your husband and you need to leave with him immediately while the panicked voice tells you not to do exactly that because that man is dangerous and remember you’re only 12 minutes old. happened to my good friend gemma scout

The real MVP of Cold Harbor, do not get between this lady and her kids

do you think devon and cobel are just like hanging out in the parking lot just chilling while all of this goes down

do you think cobel mentions the marching band thing when devon asks why it's taking so long or