You know that scene in John Wick 2 where he (John Wick) gets hit by a car and then he immediately fights the assassin driving that car, Cassian, and then they battle for like sixty minutes on the streets of Rome, shooting over cars, knife fighting, falling down a whole flight of stairs, and then grappling and grabbing each other on the cobblestones, yelling and grunting like a bunch of dudes having good old fashioned fun, and then finally they end up smashing right through a window and coincidentally landing in the assassin hotel "safe area" where they're not allowed to fight anymore...

and then they go and have a drink together?

I thought they should've fucked.

So I wrote a book about assassins who do that sort of thing regularly. Check it out here.

But I added what the scene was lacking, besides the fucking part...

Demons.

The scene for anyone who doesn't remember or doesn't know it.

This book has:

It's dark, it's humorous, it's romantic, it's riddled with absolutely insane fight scenes, and most importantly...

It's unabashedly queer and unrealistic and silly and yearn-y.

And I'd really appreciate if you'd help an indie author out, with a sale or a reblog! Agents and publishers told me that it was too queer for regular audiences...and that the concept was just not very compelling.

They might be right, but it still had to exist. I still had to make it, anyway. You know. You have to make the art that you want to see in the world.

Anyway.

Sorry for the long post...you can check out my website for future releases.

And last thing: Character commission of the MC, our lovably slutty pansexual assassin Sebastián Monterey:

And cheers! Sorry for the long post. Have a good night.

blue lock is saved.

I'm so relieved.

showing the final fucking rankings as bachira is dribbling the whole team and scoring is actually insane fucking work

like this is pure cinema holy fuck. blue lock peak again.

it's actually extremely sad how the entire chapter was Nagi desperately afraid of being alone...

and why it's so... darkly... perfect.

that it was Bachira who sent him out.

who else would know that same fear so very well?

who else would be so fucking perfect

as nagi's executioner, after nagi told him in second selection, that he would lose the people he loved most if he didn't abandon his fear of losing them?

this is cinema.

absolute cinema.

poetry.

it was Nagi who told Bachira that he was going to be left behind if he didn't give up on his fear of being alone.

now it's Bachira, telling Nagi that he isn't going to move on, if he doesn't give up on his fear of being alone.

so Sae is wearing a shirt that's way too big to be his, and Shidou isn't wearing a shirt ...

curious.

tell me. what word comes to mind when you see them

Nagi let this be a lesson to you.

Shit talk Bachira, and he will send your ass home.

it's so fucking

it's justice.

justice that bachira, who was able to let go of his codependency and need to be with isagi... to deliver the killing blow to Nagi.

it's

it's fucking heat, guys.

you might not like it.

but it's heat.

I don't care if blue lock loses popularity bc Nagi is the most popular character and NagiReo is the most popular ship.

Kaneshiro made a good decision. It's fire. It's heat.

You don't understand it, but that's fine.

You never did.

everyone was thinking Blue Lock has been playing it safe for so long

to lock off Nagi

the mc of the spinoff manga AND one of the most popular characters and to split him off from Reo...

I'm actually sick.

with glee.

blue lock remembered it's a battle royale after all.

the win for feminism guys.

Bachira Chigiri Reo.

and Nagi locked off.

we did it.

sexism and misogyny are no more.

every midfielder in the world is now free of tyranny.

ego is probably laughing his ass off in his stupid gaming chair at Nagi not making it.

he hated his gay ass.

Nagi chasing after Reo now >>> NagiReo succeeding together

didn't you want proof that Nagi desperately wants to be with Reo

this is the time. Nagi has never made an effort in his entire life. it's all come easily to him.

now he's lost the only thing he cares about.

it's time for him to lock in.

it's time for him to prove he cares.