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Chara Jame | Jay Bird

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★ Biromantic Transgender Ace ★ HE/HIM ★ My Ao3 / ArtFight user is: Chara_Jame Uhh, f#&% the police, be gay do crime, feminism is equal rights, I voted for Harris, blah blah blah... BATMAN MEDIA MY BELOVED!!! Don't be afraid to send me a ask, and if you're here from Ao3, yes, I am working on that W.I.P. 🙏

People be like: Oh, what are your interests!

And I'm like "Oh, y'know, I like Batman!"

And they're like ". . . Uh, what else?"

Like... You're... You're supposed to have more than one??? Like, HOW do you have more than one life consuming interest at a time? Everyday of my life is spent thinking about Batman media, writing about Batman media, reading about Batman media, buying Batman merch, reading Batman comics, and you want me to do that to MORE THAN ONE THING!?!?

Genuinely how do you guys have more than one interest??? It's not possible, these are time consuming, anytime I go out it's to buy Batman stuff!? You CANNOT TELL ME you have more than one interest.

When I go to bed at night it's to think about Batman characters, I post about Batman characters, I own three Batman pens!!! My playlists are BATMAN PLAYLISTS!!! It's not possible.

I think y'all are lying.

"I'm in the Undertale, Gravity Falls, Pokémon, Dandadan, Bluey, and Disney fandom! :D"

How? Are you god??? No? Then you're a liar because these things take over your life and I refuse to believe you.

Anyways.

i love when fic writers who have clearly never tried any kind of alcohol in their lives try to write someone drinking bc they're always like

"he ordered a tall glass of hard liquor. after three large glasses he was feeling tipsy" like babygirl i can't be sure but i think u just sent this man to the hospital

Who knows? That might be perfectly reasonable amount of alcohol.

I just looked it up and that much booze is enough to be considered legally intoxicated depending on gender and body weight

And yet when asexuals write smut it is like sin itself wrote the words and lust himself edited it...

Stephanie Brown isn't even in the conversation anymore.

It's Stephover. 😭

I literally cannot tell my brother about this or he will spend the next twenty years of his life trying to get into DC to write a Stephanie Brown crashout... I am not kidding, he is THE Stephanie Brown supporter, and also Stephanie deserves better from this fandom.

F*ck DC, let Stephanie crash out, Vampire Dick style. Let her rip hearts out.

EXCUSE ME WHAT??

I think if the creators of something are ignoring a character and not even trying to give them what they deserve they should lose copyrights over everything related so said character. Or at least hire people who like the character to write them themselves. I want to work for DC and I want to be in charge of anything and everything related to Stephanie Brown.

ALSO!!!!!

The fandom REALLY isn't doing enough either.

Like

This is all there is for works focused on her. This is it. 5, and one of these is saying that we need more. Two are her and someone else.

Compared to these

Where I didn't even bother to screenshot everything because there was no point!!

And on here I haven't seen anything focused on her other than the occasional fanart

The only other one like that is Duke

We really need more Duke Thomas content too

And that's just the Robins

I'm on vacation for a couple weeks now. Maybe I should use this time for writing instead of the other stuff. Being upset generally makes me better and I'm probably more upset about this than I should be but Steph is my favorite character followed closely by Duke and Babs ):

I actually thought Bruce would have a lot more than he does though.

Sooooo yeah I might be about to cry over this

Cue me slowly placing my hand over my mouth in actual horror as I see the numbers...

HOLY SHIT IT'S SEPTEMBER 8TH!!! AN ANNIVERSARY OF AN EXTREMELY HISTORIC EVENT!!!

NO! NO! NOT THAT ONE!!!

^^^THIS ONE!!!^^^

. . . W h a t ?

(Spoken as someone who got so enraged by the genocide route I replayed it multiple times and killed Sans three times, once got mad and went back AFTER KILLING HIM instead of continuing to finish the run just to kill him again.)

Research

Stupid dumb ahh skeleton, I KILLED HIM THREE TIMES AND I WILL AGAIN I SWEAR I AM ALWAYS TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM ANOTHER GENOCIDE ROUTE I HAVE UNDERTALE DOWNLOADED ON SOMETHING AT ALL TIMES I WON'T HESITATE—

(I have Undertale trauma, my bad.)

Damian definitely has all of the stray animals in his patrol named and gets very upset if anyone gets them wrong and deals out “justice” to the guilty party

Red Robin tripping because a cat ran under him: ahh goddamn it stupid cat

Robin: his name is sir Henry the third and you will refer to him as such (glares in “I will tell on you to your boyfriend”)

Tim later finds all of the shoe laces taken out of his shoes

Red hood: Robin stop playing with the damn squirrel

Robin: Antonio I apologize for this bafoons crude language

That night Red hood is covered in glitter glue and feathers

Bonus :-)

Bernard and Damian sitting on the couch

Bernard: and so that is Lynnette the raccoon?

Damian: yes and her daughter Jocelyn

Bernard: I see so thi-

Tim walking in the front door: bear you will never believe what Damian did today

Tim:

Tim: damn it Damian what did I say about coming uninvited

Bernard: I invited him

Damian: yes unlike you imbeciles Dowd cares enough to learn these beautiful creatures names

Tim: is this about that dumb ca-

(Bernard glaring in angry boyfriend)

Tim: sir Henry the third

*Eats words*

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