Things My Friends and I Have Said That I think Hannibal Characters Would Say (but mostly Will):
Hannibal: *lays down* “Nice pillow.”
Will: “That's my ass.”
Hannibal: “I know.”
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Will: “I'm a bitch and I'm bad at being alive if that can define bad bitch."
Freddie: "I'm gonna lay down, I deserve it after a long day of snooping."
Will: *driving* “We've hit too many green lights in a row, something bad is coming.”
Alana: “So remember when you got diagnosed with OCD?”
Jimmy: *to Zeller* “I'm pretty sure being cooked alive isn't good regardless of how you do it.”
Hannibal/Will: “We sacrifice gingers and try to figure out if we're gay.”
Will: *abt Hannibal* “I'm queer, not desperate.”
Will: “I feel like a cat with its head stuck in a banister.”
Honestly Anyone @ Will: “Are you talking to your dog right now!? Just drive your fucking car.”
Francis: “Don't tell me I'm a charity case!”
Hannibal: “I didn't say that, I just said I don't value your opinion.”
Bev: “[He]'s our little autism.”
Will: “You did NOT just call me your ‘little autism!’"
Hannibal: “I've established [Will] is a French Bulldog. He often doesn't know where he is, but he's cute!”
Will: "[Hannibal] wanted me to bring a wire out on the porch for Christmas lights so I just ripped everything else up too.”
Beverly: “I'm sure he'll never ask you to do that again.”
Will: “Nah, he went shopping...and I rewired the kitchen and everything.”
Bev: “That was such a [Will] thing to say, ‘My [husband] went shopping so I rewired the entire house!’”
Will: *guilty silence*
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Jack: *watching Hannibal and Will talk at a crime scene* “That sounds like the beginning of a porn!”