Forgot to make this pinned post thing so uhh... 1) this blog will have darker themes as it goes on 2) I'm a bit of a rare pair shipper, feel like I should mention this because the internet is fucking supid. 3) Their may be long pauses in posts because it's just me doing the art and I have a few other blogs. 4) Also pwease (👉👈) don't harass me or anybody who may be associated with the blog in the future, if you see something you don't like you don't have to comment on it.

Out on a grave robbing date >.<

Damien: Huh, I wonder what he looks like without his helmet…

Damien: heheh XD

Damien: Babe bae baby can you be a lamb and show me your face?? :0

Ze Mole: Right now? Well, okay… But ai ‘ave a small secret to tell.

Damien: I’ll still love you silly!!

Damien: EEEWWWWWW!!!

Damien: Uh oh..

Tweek: WHAT THE KENTUCKY FRIED HELL IS A DUOLINGA WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN WHAT?!

Tweek: Hey wait wasn’t your husband talking about Es-

Damien: NO.

Tweek: GAHH!! DON’T YELL AT ME!!

Damien: ANYWAYS… Yeah, I’ve POSSIBLY heard of this supposed “ESTELLA” before from SOMEONE.

Damien: And sure, I’ve met a Pocket or two. I’ve seen him around with Pip once or twice, Might be the only guys friend. Not me though, I have PLENTY of friends!! You only WISH you could have as many friends as me-

Tweek: Nobody has ever said that ever.

Damien: >:(

Damien: Haven’t heard about that Cosette gal though, I’m not really allowed to talk to the P##RS.

I love your art <3 Sorry it took so long to get to your ask, these ones took awhile to draw :| (+a few unused frames)

Tweek: OH GOD WHAT?! HUH?? I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE JAPANESE.. OH SHIT SHIT NOT AGAIN!!

Tweek: My thoughts on who?! WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MY THOUGHTS?! WHAT IF THE KOREANS NIT PICK MY BRAIN?!

Damien: Dude. Just answer nobody gives a shit.

Tweek: Okay, Okay, uhm…. Well, I haven’t really talked to him since he got here, but he has this strange…aura to him. He scares me.

Damien: Eh, I think he’s pretty cool.

Tweek: Agree to disagree.

Damien: Nahh, I love his stuff! If he wanted it back he’ll have to fight me himself~

Damien: He has way too much stuff anyway, surely he wouldn’t care if I took a little more of it…

Damien: Eeeuuggghh morning already? Goddamn…

Damien: Looking perfect as always of course heh…

Damien: Let’s get some asks answered-

Damien: WHAT THE FUCK-?

Damien: Grass? My dad? Dude what-

Damien: Okay, whatever… I don’t care. No really, it’s fine, clearly I’m not WORTH your time.

Damien: Alright, cool, cool… Let’s go talk to Tweek down in the kitchen, he’s cool, right?

Tweek: **VIOLENT NERVOUS SHAKING.**

Damien: HEY TWEEK!

Tweek: GAHHKK! WHATT?

Damien: Look at this SICK blog I made!

Tweek: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU DO THATT?!?!…?!

Damien: Www—…What, is it not cool?

Tweek: YEAH!! YOUR DAD SPECIFICALLY SAID NOT TO BROADCAST PERSONAL INFORMATION TO THE RESIDENTS OF EARTH.

Damien: Jesus Christ on the literal fucking cross, Tweek! It’s for fun, not like I’m giving my IP hell address!

Tweek: WWHHATAYAGWHAT IFIF EXEXEPERTS FIFOIFNFDD YOURR OWLOCATIONN

Damien: I’m going to pretend I know what you said….

Damien: Oh look I got an ask!

Tweek, getting increasingly erratic: OH FUCK OH GOD I DROPPED MY 13TH COFFEE OF THE DAY THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHIRT OH GODD..

Damien: Oh, of course…

Damien: That’s the thing. I don’t.

Damien: It sorta just-

Damien: -Happens. Oh goddamnit.

Damien: REALLYY cool and exciting totally.

Damien: Y’know,going to some other fucked up dimension not knowing when I’ll be back home..

Damien: Sorry about that, I get carried away.

Tweek: WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIEE TO LORD SATAN OH GOD OH GOD LORD FUCK HEINEJS SEHDGDOSNEHDBDNSGODGSUHSBGODGODGOD

Tweek and Damien are now available for questions

Holy shit I forgot to turn asks on it makes sense now oh fuck oh godd shkgfdodwqhfghalgffvfhvblbchlivblavilblehrvfhlib

SSUPP BITCHESS!!IT IS I, DAMIEN THORN!!

Damien: uhh…. ABOUT ME I GUESS HI!!

1) I’M THE SON OF OUR LORD SATAN!!

2) I’m a multidimensional being that exists purely for your entertainment (BAM FOURTH WALL BREAK hat’s right mother fucker I’m self aware)

3) Uhh I currently hold seven jobs in customer service because capitalism.

4) I MAY OR MAY NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR MANY DEATHSS

Damien: anyway I might as well show you the other demons :DD

Damien: Here’s Tweek Tweak, He can be found in the castle’s fridge at three AM.

Tweek: GAHH!! ARE YOU TAKING A PICTURE OF ME?? I’M NOT AT ALL PRESENTABLE FOR SUCH PRESSURE!! EEK!

Damien: Ookay moving on before I get murdered to death-

Damien: This is Ze Mole coming back from his nightly crusade!! Got anything for me, hot stuff…?

Mole: What la flyeng fuk are you doeng?

Damien: So that’s a no? You truly do hate me :(

Ze Mole: Yup. Zo ‘ateful.

Damien: be nicer to meee >:(

Ze Mole: give me bak mon stuff et zèn we’ll talk.

Damien: >:(

Damien: Ahem- aside from that- Here’s the little blacksmith boy! He’s a fallen angel, I advise not to look at him too long…

Damien: Well, ask me some questions Bitch!! Satans maid is making me go to bed (boring) so I better wake up to some asks tomorrow or I’m going to cry >:(

(Please note that not all of these designs are official and that re-designs may be present throughout the blog)