They are like father and daughter

Maomao, every time she looks at Jinshi:

Something something when your dragon boyfriend sheds his immortal state to save you from an evil scroll

>Morning shift

>Customer is angry that we disabled his card

>calm him down because it is a security measure

>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account

>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact

Every 200 notes I wake up to, I see some familiar faces and learn that some of you just have this post ON STANDBY to remind yourselves not to whale for the new bland twink. 

Proud of you guys

*quietly, from under 6 blankets* what the fuck

twink death is an unknown concept to him

(also I didnt plan to put them together as you can probably tell by a slight style difference 💔 but they look so cvnty together so I just… couldn’t resist the urge)

I hate when people ask me about my preference but I don’t understand their preference level. Like yes I kinda want Chinese food 10% more than I want a sandwich but if you want a sandwich like 40% more than Chinese food then I would say it’s totally reasonable we get sandwiches.

bourger

Happy Holidays! Don't forget to grab a knife :)

I used to give a fuck and look where that got me

I’m not super fond of the way vampires turn pale no matter their skin tone so here’s a proposal:

Colder tones!!!

This was loosely based off livor mortis which is the bluish-purple discoloration of the skin of dead bodies. It’s a result of the gravitation of blood but fuck that vamps are purple now

Conclusion: The Count from Sesame Street is a VOC (Vampire of Color), and we stan

modern art

This looks like art from a 1980s pop album.

Is this anything

Tumblr isn't giving us back the boops for ides of march so I will do it myself.

Get your boops everyone!!!

I just put these together real quick feel free to use them.