my name is aubrey

i kissed a ghoul and i liked it…… the taste of her scary chapstick

[ID: a rough doodle of a grimacing person, labelled "me," opening a bottle of sparkling cider, labelled "cider that apparently got shookened." the bottle shoots a blast of cider, labelled "Beam Attack," at a cat, labelled "gertrude."]

[ID: tags reading: "every time i see this cat it’s being put in Situations with all the haggard grace of a 78 year old war veteran." End ID.]

?????? rich people are losing it

to be clear, yes i would also do some of this if i had the money. im experiencing blinding envy over the dr pepper mirror dimension.

when i see most houses that scream "THIS PERSON IS RICH AS HELL", usually i roll my eyes and say "looks like shit"

this, however... good god. i am seething with jealousy

saw this post while scrolling in bed

saw the “chuck my phone across my room” one

threw my phone across my room

i was up a minute later

初日の出を肴に | テルトン

is that the anarky symbol?

“anarky”

Yeah, Anarky. From Batman: Arkham Origins. Apparently it is also used by real life anarchists as well, but I recognized it from the game.

I’m,,,

who tf bought arkham origins

Also please tell me where you're from, cos I hear on Tumblr that this phrase is Aussie but I'm Aussie and it doesn't sound fucking Aussie to me. Do foreigners know this? This just seems like a normal fucking sentence.

I notice none of you have told me where youre from, so first of all, disappointed

But secondly of all, what that fuck are you all talking about? Since no one said otherwise, imma assume this is common internationally and you're all just specifically not culturally engaged with your peers. No way first come blessed dressed is aussie slang. It's too normal

I'm American and I've never heard this before in my life until this moment.

I’ve never heard it, and can’t quite puzzle out what it means.

@derinthescarletpescatarian have you ever heard this one?

Yes, it's a very common phrase. I agree, there is no way this is an Aussie thing, if we'd invented it then it would be way weirder. Surely we stole it from the English or the Americans. Someone.

English here!

Bitch you mean "First come, first served"??? What does first come best dressed mean? Like, if you get there early you'll have more time to prepare (look good) for shit??

It means if you're the first one there you're the best dressed of people there cause no one else is there yet

non-australian here! what the fuck does this mean

Trump resigning after reading this

sure this kind of resistance is like throwing a grain of sand at a pane of reinforced glass, but at least its some semblance of resistance. sitting in complacency is a tad worse than pelting bits of sand imo

they are beating the fuck out of this inoffensive fruitchouli on fragrantica

冬デート⛄️ | 川上らいと

genuinely makes me sad how many young gay trans men settle for cishet men who blatantly misgender them and see them as women because they assume that no cis gay man would be interested in a trans man

anyway dump your cishet boyfriend. do it for me. i promise you there are plenty of gay men, both cis and trans, who would treat you way better than your awful boyfriend who gives terrible head and still refers to you as his girlfriend when talking to his coworkers

dont tag this as transandrophobia or i will block you. the word transphobia is right there.

i made a post about transphobia actually! not some bullshit buzzword that some idiot on tumblr made up because he thought it was unfair that transfems got their own term

my brain is doing fine btw, probably doing better than yours considering i dont think "androphobia" is an actual axis of oppression lmao

you should probably worry about the wraith as well

#かなたーと | Fude 🌻

I want to put them in the room and study them like some kind of lab rats

Maomao and Laios would talk about how to use monster parts, pheromones or even organs, in medicine and in possible other uses.