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Hey, I’m Axel. I am an engineer for the G.L.E.E. I
do NOT ask me about my situationship I had with the son of Dr.Space-Claw it happened in school and didn’t go anywhere. I will say I absolutely did rock his shit in mario kart though.
hey have you seen my battle jacket? i think someone took it from my sleep pod last night :/
no I don’t think! it’s understandable someone would steal it though. it’s a cool jacket.
aw thanks!! i hope i can find it :D
dont tell him i said this but i lowkey think Junior snatched it, like i dont have any evidence yet but he seems the type
Junior would. he absolutely would. if you end up accusing him I will absolutely support your claim. he’s a fricking. bastard. ignorant gringo. whatever.
REAL i gotta find some evidence tho cause like… why would he take it? all the stuff on it is made of like literal trash off the street so its not a money thing thats for sure 💀
if he has it though then its definitely gonna smell like weed if i dont get it back soon :/
if he’s been in a 40 foot radius of it it’s gonna smell like weed im sorry to tell you.
idk why he’d take it. maybe there’s something on it that might actually be useful but you just don’t know it? if you need help finding it, or evidence as to who took it i got you.
hey have you seen my battle jacket? i think someone took it from my sleep pod last night :/
no I don’t think! it’s understandable someone would steal it though. it’s a cool jacket.
aw thanks!! i hope i can find it :D
dont tell him i said this but i lowkey think Junior snatched it, like i dont have any evidence yet but he seems the type
Junior would. he absolutely would. if you end up accusing him I will absolutely support your claim. he’s a fricking. bastard. ignorant gringo. whatever.
uhh you seem to know your way around the ship, any advice for newbies? i just got here and have no clue what im doing.
hi uhhhh. yeah advice. I have that. I think.
That’s about it. I think. Nice to meet you
[slowly puts away joint]
oh yeah yeah of course no smoki- WAIT taz cuts off peoples fingers?? dude i was wondering what happened to tootsies pinky…
yeah she gets us in line with threats/displays of violence. it’s fun to watch until you’re the one about to be stabbed :/
oh yeah yeah thats a very normal thing to happen
and im assuming theres no place on this ship to hide from her while shes doing this??
don’t think??? I think it’d just be better to face her head on tbh. she treats you better when you’re not a coward. so like. don’t try and hide-
absolutely no running okay great thank you
okay but consider this, i showed her some like epic pokemon cards. she would think they are epic and not hate me anymore right? and i could throw in a few shinys do distract her. that is such a good idea that would so work
pokemon cards. yeah. show her your metallic image of an electrical mouse on a piece of cardboard and hope she won’t hate you. that’s not going to work my guy. I don’t think. i’d like to see you try though. so actually fucking go for it I wanna see what happens.
i think you’re actually just a hater shes gonna love my holographic charizard dont play with me you know what im gonna show her right now and shes gonna love it im SURE
you’re right I am in fact a hater I take great pride in being one
show taz your holographic pokeman card and hope you don’t get punted into the nearest sun. i dare you
[he comes back with a black eye]
uhh… i still think she loved it. oh this? uh… she fought me for the card.. because she thought it was cool. definitely.
lmao get wrecked. you shouldn’t have gone off and thought that your shiny fire lizard could impress taz
there’s ice in the med bay. if you need it. I think you probably need it
okay but objectively? should have worked. I would be impressed by a giant shiny fire lizard any day. nobody understands me 💔💔
get used to it bro. No one on this ship understands each other. If you really want someone to appreciate your giant shiny fire lizard go to. idk. specs. she’d like that I think
uhh you seem to know your way around the ship, any advice for newbies? i just got here and have no clue what im doing.
hi uhhhh. yeah advice. I have that. I think.
That’s about it. I think. Nice to meet you
[slowly puts away joint]
oh yeah yeah of course no smoki- WAIT taz cuts off peoples fingers?? dude i was wondering what happened to tootsies pinky…
yeah she gets us in line with threats/displays of violence. it’s fun to watch until you’re the one about to be stabbed :/
oh yeah yeah thats a very normal thing to happen
and im assuming theres no place on this ship to hide from her while shes doing this??
don’t think??? I think it’d just be better to face her head on tbh. she treats you better when you’re not a coward. so like. don’t try and hide-
absolutely no running okay great thank you
okay but consider this, i showed her some like epic pokemon cards. she would think they are epic and not hate me anymore right? and i could throw in a few shinys do distract her. that is such a good idea that would so work
pokemon cards. yeah. show her your metallic image of an electrical mouse on a piece of cardboard and hope she won’t hate you. that’s not going to work my guy. I don’t think. i’d like to see you try though. so actually fucking go for it I wanna see what happens.
i think you’re actually just a hater shes gonna love my holographic charizard dont play with me you know what im gonna show her right now and shes gonna love it im SURE
you’re right I am in fact a hater I take great pride in being one
show taz your holographic pokeman card and hope you don’t get punted into the nearest sun. i dare you
[he comes back with a black eye]
uhh… i still think she loved it. oh this? uh… she fought me for the card.. because she thought it was cool. definitely.
lmao get wrecked. you shouldn’t have gone off and thought that your shiny fire lizard could impress taz
there’s ice in the med bay. if you need it. I think you probably need it
uhh you seem to know your way around the ship, any advice for newbies? i just got here and have no clue what im doing.
hi uhhhh. yeah advice. I have that. I think.
That’s about it. I think. Nice to meet you
[slowly puts away joint]
oh yeah yeah of course no smoki- WAIT taz cuts off peoples fingers?? dude i was wondering what happened to tootsies pinky…
yeah she gets us in line with threats/displays of violence. it’s fun to watch until you’re the one about to be stabbed :/
oh yeah yeah thats a very normal thing to happen
and im assuming theres no place on this ship to hide from her while shes doing this??
don’t think??? I think it’d just be better to face her head on tbh. she treats you better when you’re not a coward. so like. don’t try and hide-
absolutely no running okay great thank you
okay but consider this, i showed her some like epic pokemon cards. she would think they are epic and not hate me anymore right? and i could throw in a few shinys do distract her. that is such a good idea that would so work
pokemon cards. yeah. show her your metallic image of an electrical mouse on a piece of cardboard and hope she won’t hate you. that’s not going to work my guy. I don’t think. i’d like to see you try though. so actually fucking go for it I wanna see what happens.
i think you’re actually just a hater shes gonna love my holographic charizard dont play with me you know what im gonna show her right now and shes gonna love it im SURE
you’re right I am in fact a hater I take great pride in being one
show taz your holographic pokeman card and hope you don’t get punted into the nearest sun. i dare you
uhh you seem to know your way around the ship, any advice for newbies? i just got here and have no clue what im doing.
hi uhhhh. yeah advice. I have that. I think.
That’s about it. I think. Nice to meet you
[slowly puts away joint]
oh yeah yeah of course no smoki- WAIT taz cuts off peoples fingers?? dude i was wondering what happened to tootsies pinky…
yeah she gets us in line with threats/displays of violence. it’s fun to watch until you’re the one about to be stabbed :/
oh yeah yeah thats a very normal thing to happen
and im assuming theres no place on this ship to hide from her while shes doing this??
don’t think??? I think it’d just be better to face her head on tbh. she treats you better when you’re not a coward. so like. don’t try and hide-
absolutely no running okay great thank you
okay but consider this, i showed her some like epic pokemon cards. she would think they are epic and not hate me anymore right? and i could throw in a few shinys do distract her. that is such a good idea that would so work
pokemon cards. yeah. show her your metallic image of an electrical mouse on a piece of cardboard and hope she won’t hate you. that’s not going to work my guy. I don’t think. i’d like to see you try though. so actually fucking go for it I wanna see what happens.
uhh you seem to know your way around the ship, any advice for newbies? i just got here and have no clue what im doing.
hi uhhhh. yeah advice. I have that. I think.
That’s about it. I think. Nice to meet you
[slowly puts away joint]
oh yeah yeah of course no smoki- WAIT taz cuts off peoples fingers?? dude i was wondering what happened to tootsies pinky…
yeah she gets us in line with threats/displays of violence. it’s fun to watch until you’re the one about to be stabbed :/
oh yeah yeah thats a very normal thing to happen
and im assuming theres no place on this ship to hide from her while shes doing this??
don’t think??? I think it’d just be better to face her head on tbh. she treats you better when you’re not a coward. so like. don’t try and hide-
uhh you seem to know your way around the ship, any advice for newbies? i just got here and have no clue what im doing.
hi uhhhh. yeah advice. I have that. I think.
That’s about it. I think. Nice to meet you
[slowly puts away joint]
oh yeah yeah of course no smoki- WAIT taz cuts off peoples fingers?? dude i was wondering what happened to tootsies pinky…
yeah she gets us in line with threats/displays of violence. it’s fun to watch until you’re the one about to be stabbed :/
uhh you seem to know your way around the ship, any advice for newbies? i just got here and have no clue what im doing.
hi uhhhh. yeah advice. I have that. I think.
That’s about it. I think. Nice to meet you
uhh for the ethically sourced souls a good place to go is umm sorry one sec gotta look up what its called
its- uhh- hmm
oh right!! death-oh-my-god-everyone-died-save-me-please-get-me-out-of-here planet! you can probably get like a years worth in half an hour!
-👾
alright sounds good!! I think I need to do a bit of research on death-oh-my-god-everyone-died-save-me-please-get-me-out-of-here planet to figure what currency they use can how to convert it. But we should be good
pffft uhhh no reason one of them definitely didnt steal my last cookie or anything
uh anyways though uhh here is the money 💰 and your space dog! 🐶🦴🛸
for legal reasons this is just a gift and definitely not a bribe to get you to do anything :D
- 👾 (same anon as before but now i have silly emoji)
ah yeah no reason at all. no reason at all.
and oh shit I have a dog now. I dub thee. uh. i. Rocket. yeah that’s good.
also for legal purposes. when some of my coworkers and maybe my employer go missing. they’re on vacation :)
hey ik youve been considering getting that space dog but you would have to kill everyone yo get it or something, how about i pay for your space dog AND pay an extra 10 bucks for you to go through with killing everyone?
(uh dont ask why i want everyone dead shhhh theres no reason definitely definitely)
ah yes a perfectly sane and normal request from a perfectly sane and normal anon on my starship full of completely sane and normal humans
to keep my job i have to say murder is bad :/ but. but if you pay me. maybe we could work something out (for legal reasons this is a joke)
i would very much like to ask why you want everyone dead though.