:)

Did you just crunch a lettuce at me dude You are out of control lol

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Maka

a treasure found antiquing today

these?

LEGO - Rubber Duck 

almost didn’t hit reblog till that last image 

Women can write m/m. Men can write f/f. Asexuals can write filthy smut. Lesbians and gay men can write m/f. It's all arbitrary anyway. Who give a shit.

"Oh but they don't have an experience of-" I don't have any experience committing or solving murders either but that's still mostly what I read and write about.

to all the people commenting on this "as long as you're not FetIsHiSiNg" fetishes are actually awesome so jot that down. also I fucked your mom

Back in the office/ back on my bullshit

one of the best lines in ttyd imo

my good friend tried to use speech to text to do today's dnd session writeup but he was interrupted halfway through by his cat and this is what he sent

I don't know why this keeps happening but I keep meeting toxic heterosexual couples who experiment with polyamory and are heavily into funko pops, board games, Disney princesses and Burlesque stripping and the man is always a withdrawn bearded dude and the woman is always a passive aggressive control freak with an Etsy shop that sells lawn gnomes styled after Dr Who characters and they don't really even seem to like each other but they're always exactly the same. this has happened four times

@niceferatu

The saga continues....

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

Very funny that the ‘Red flag/green flag’ creator guy is being sponsored by Better Help.

Which is a giant red flag.

Better Help is not a good company. If you want therapy, search for a local therapist.