he’s my babygirl he’s my silly little guy my poor little meow meow my pathetic wet cat my cringefail malewife my ill-looking victorian loser

and i’m So normal about him i promise (is lying)

morning routine

the way that i've been just constantly rereading the same like ten (10) carmrichie fanfics on AO3 because there are just not enough carmrichie fanfics out there to keep me sufficiently entertained

for @eciiipsed, the only person who asked for the fic rec so here it is:

blue moon chicago by metre (explicit) - this one's incomplete but what's there is literally so fucking good

see what i see (know what i want) by metre (explicit)

Off Menu Items by moonlight_mums (explicit)

cold, cold, body toy by ilovewillgraham (explicit)

Hunger by Helenish (mature)

A Drop of Ice by Anonymous (teen and up)

class of 2013 by knowmebrokenbymymaster (mature)

dinner for two by kazhan (explicit)

i put my hand over the stove to make sure i still feel it by scenedenial (mature)

Seitan by Legs (mature)

Mijote by baffledbear (mature)

Seconds by Goshen (explicit) - god these boys are disasters

Blinking off and on by Goshen (explicit) - carmy is mostly the disaster in this one

Just Desserts by sunnside_sunflower (teen and up)

it might make it worse by gwledd (teen and up)

better save it for the night by Anonymous (mature)

First by SomeCoolName (explicit) - another incomplete work but good and I'm patiently waiting for another update

as always, please read the tags and warnings! read responsibly <3

I love you, thank you so much

aw i love you too, random citizen! XD thanks for reblogging bc now i gotta reread all of these fics for the umpteenth time! lol <3

I love it when two characters are completely and utterly obsessed with each other to an unhealthy degree. Utter devotion to the point of insanity. To the point the lines blur as to what the nature of their relationship even is. Romantic? Platonic? Sexual? Familial? Professional? All and none of the above, somehow. They can’t exist without each other. Being together is making them both worse. They would watch each other sleep in bed at night every night if they could. They are literally always thinking about each other. They would kill and die for each other. They resent each other. Even seperating them isn't going to fix the situation at this point. They permanently live inside each other.

happy neil banging out the tunes day!

Neil Banging Out the Tunes (2023)

Air-dry clay over foil and wire armature, EVA foam, acrylic paint, paint marker

Happy Neil banging out the tunes day!

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

@holyknuckled like that?

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

Another day, another fake variant cover :)

I wish I’d been able to finish this just in time for her birthday but adult responsibilities called 🫠

Anyway! I’m really satisfied with the end result. I’ve been putting myself more out there with backgrounds and for once they actually turn out how I imagined them in my head

Oh he thinks he's so funny

If I were Gordon and I flashed back to this moment whenever the Bruce Wayne Revelation happened, it would take all my strength not to try and beat my favorite cryptid to death with my bare hands.

Batgirl (2024) #5 variant cover by Kevin Wada

ASMR putting robins into a jar and shaking them

The sillies

The trio ever

jesus christ i can’t believe i get to finally watch two men have gay sex on The Boys and it’s NOT gonna be hughie and butcher ??!!

i’d like to formally apologize to frenchie, who’s already had gay sex but i haven’t actually caught up to s4 so i completely forgot it happened lmao.

still i need my queerbait-kripke-play-toys hughie and butcher to kiss 😩 supernatural? get ur own fucking show 😤