IT'S PARTY TIME

This is hilarious! 🤣

So well done!

I needed this today

Puppet: “Password?” Camera Guy: “Cinnamon Sticks.” Puppet: “Okay.” Puppet Guy: *sighs* “Like, I know he’s recording but I gotta be honest. My mental health is taking a rapid decline.”

Ballista does not find this to be enough, he is grabbing one of Hazard's arms and climbing up the arm to wrap his arms around Hazard's neck. Once she's hanging there, she pulls her legs up, expecting Hazard to cradle her like usual. They hide their face in his shoulder and whine, "Y0U W3R3 G0N3 T0 L0NG 4ND 1 C4N'T F1ND PR1M4L..."

Im sorry buddy im sorry... im here now ok?

(he does as expected and cradles Ballista carefully, petting his back and shushing him with reassuring words)

You're safe, i promise, you're safe

Ballista nuzzles into Hazard and clings to him like a baby possum. He is trembling a bit as he whines, "can we have black berries with dinner?" He is getting Hungry.

(Hazard smiles tenderly down at the stick he considers a son)

Of course we can, do you want mangos too?

(He's starting to walk out the office with Ballista in arms, planning dinner already)

Ballista starts nodding instantly, "Y3S! Y3S M4NG0S! M4NG0S 4R3 TH3 B3ST F00D 3V3R! W3LL, TH3Y 4R3 S3C0ND B3ST. Y0U 4R3 B3TT3R."

Ballista does not find this to be enough, he is grabbing one of Hazard's arms and climbing up the arm to wrap his arms around Hazard's neck. Once she's hanging there, she pulls her legs up, expecting Hazard to cradle her like usual. They hide their face in his shoulder and whine, "Y0U W3R3 G0N3 T0 L0NG 4ND 1 C4N'T F1ND PR1M4L..."

Im sorry buddy im sorry... im here now ok?

(he does as expected and cradles Ballista carefully, petting his back and shushing him with reassuring words)

You're safe, i promise, you're safe

Ballista nuzzles into Hazard and clings to him like a baby possum. He is trembling a bit as he whines, "can we have black berries with dinner?" He is getting Hungry.

Ballista does not find this to be enough, he is grabbing one of Hazard's arms and climbing up the arm to wrap his arms around Hazard's neck. Once she's hanging there, she pulls her legs up, expecting Hazard to cradle her like usual. They hide their face in his shoulder and whine, "Y0U W3R3 G0N3 T0 L0NG 4ND 1 C4N'T F1ND PR1M4L..."

?????? rich people are losing it

to be clear, yes i would also do some of this if i had the money. im experiencing blinding envy over the dr pepper mirror dimension.

Y34H B0SS 1S F1N3 TH3Y MISS3D 4ND G0T H1M 1N TH3 J4W S0 H3 C4NT SP34K WH1CH 1S L4M3

4LS0 H3S D3F3NS1V3 0F WH03V3R SH0T HIM 4ND W0ULDNT T3LL M3 WH0 D1D 1T

hmm.. who could have shot him.

Maybe he didn't want to tell you because it's someone close to him?

Besides weren't the cops after him last time i checked.

.

Cursors what kind of mess is boss in now

W3LL H1S 0FF1C3 H4S S3CUR1TY C4M3R4S R1GHT?? L3TS G0 L00K 4T TH0S3! SUR3LY 1T MUST H4V3 S0M3 K1ND 0F CLU3!

That is true.. Well then let's go !

Ballista wastes no time heading off for where the security tapes should be, sprinting most of the way there. Luckily they weren't to far away and when he busts into the room, he jumps into a spinning, rolling chair and glides right past the correct keyboard, hitting the opposite wall with an 00F. Without hesitation, they kick off the wall and glide right back over to the correct key board.

After just a bit of searching, a video begins to play. It shows an old woman that Ballista doesn't know, but Hazard certainly does, trying to calm Vic down. It doesn't work and instead he lashes out, punching her directly in the face and making her stumble. She rights herself against the desk, stands tall and talks some more, causing Vic to lunge at her. As the two wrestle on the ground, Ballista sucks his teeth, "D4MN WH0 KN3W B0SS W4S C00L F1GHT1NG L1TTL3 0LD-" He trails off as Creachure busts into the room and shoots Vice with no hesitation.

"D4MN. GU3SS W3 G0TT4 C4TCH 4 CH1LD."

Hazard follows close behind, huffing quietly when Ballista takes the chair but still seems to focus on the tapes.

Granny... As soon as she sees her getting punched, her jaw tightens and her brow furrows.

How dares Victim do such a thing. For Granny no less. Such a sweet old woman that did nothing but help him.

What an asshole. Now he had a bone to pick with him

"Why was boss fighting her.. last i checked they were friends? Besides look" pointing at the still playing scene, the moment when Creachure pulls out xyr phone to call 911 pretty clear "if it hadn't been for him boss probably would be dead"

He hums and tightens his jaw further, his phone buzzes.

"...speak of the devil, boss just texted me"

Ballista nods and huffs in irritation. Guess he doesn't get to hunt down a child today. What a bummer, those are always fun chases.

He rewinds the tape a bit to show Vic freezing up after he takes a bite of the sandwich Granny gave him and motions towards the screen, "WH0 TH3 H3LL 1S TH4T? CL34RLY WH4T3V3R SH3 G4V3 B0SS S3T H1M 0FF S0 1TS H3R F4ULT SH3 G0T PUNCH3D 4ND B0SS G0T SH0T."

Haz leans forward staring at the screen with a low hum.

"that's granny, though that's weird, last i checked they were both good friends, she helped Boss get away from the cops last time he. Blew up"

He itches his chin

"hmm... I wonder what was in that sandwich... Do you think it's maybe still in the trash?"

Ballista jumps to his feet without hesitation and is racing for the door, "L3TS G0 CH3CK!" He doesn't care to much about the old woman, but if Boss and Hazard like her than at least he won't punch her. Or shoot her.

When he skids into the office, Ballista once again slides right past his destination and body slams to the wall. He's stunned for just a few moments before turning to the trashcan, hoping to find and take a bite out of the sandwich before Hazard can get there and stop her. She has an iron stomach after all, she can handle whatever is in it!

Haz follows behind quite slow, stuck in her own thoughts

Did Vic really just snap as someone so caring as granny? What did she even do? Whatever it was, he knew it was his fault somehow, sure, granny had.... Strange methods, but still...

Meanwhile sure enough, the slightly stale sandwich sits in the trashcan, just a single bite taken out of it

When Hazard enters the room, the sandwich is sitting on the desk with two bites taken out of it and Ballista is spitting into the trashcan. Ballista raises his head and says, "1 D0NT KN0W H0W 0R WHY B0SS W4S 4BL3 T0 R3C0GN1Z3 TH4T M34T BUT 1 KN0W WHY H3 FR34K3D 0UT." Ballista trails off, staring at the sandwich.

She had been in some pretty fucked up survival situations before and the game they came from wasn't a great place. But the Outernet isn't a place like that, where this kind of thing is nessicary. It shouldn't even be something an old crone can get their claws on.

"H0W TH3 H3CK D1D Y0UR GR4NDM0TH3R G3T H3R H4NDS 0N ST1CK M34T?"

Y34H B0SS 1S F1N3 TH3Y MISS3D 4ND G0T H1M 1N TH3 J4W S0 H3 C4NT SP34K WH1CH 1S L4M3

4LS0 H3S D3F3NS1V3 0F WH03V3R SH0T HIM 4ND W0ULDNT T3LL M3 WH0 D1D 1T

hmm.. who could have shot him.

Maybe he didn't want to tell you because it's someone close to him?

Besides weren't the cops after him last time i checked.

.

Cursors what kind of mess is boss in now

W3LL H1S 0FF1C3 H4S S3CUR1TY C4M3R4S R1GHT?? L3TS G0 L00K 4T TH0S3! SUR3LY 1T MUST H4V3 S0M3 K1ND 0F CLU3!

That is true.. Well then let's go !

Ballista wastes no time heading off for where the security tapes should be, sprinting most of the way there. Luckily they weren't to far away and when he busts into the room, he jumps into a spinning, rolling chair and glides right past the correct keyboard, hitting the opposite wall with an 00F. Without hesitation, they kick off the wall and glide right back over to the correct key board.

After just a bit of searching, a video begins to play. It shows an old woman that Ballista doesn't know, but Hazard certainly does, trying to calm Vic down. It doesn't work and instead he lashes out, punching her directly in the face and making her stumble. She rights herself against the desk, stands tall and talks some more, causing Vic to lunge at her. As the two wrestle on the ground, Ballista sucks his teeth, "D4MN WH0 KN3W B0SS W4S C00L F1GHT1NG L1TTL3 0LD-" He trails off as Creachure busts into the room and shoots Vice with no hesitation.

"D4MN. GU3SS W3 G0TT4 C4TCH 4 CH1LD."

Hazard follows close behind, huffing quietly when Ballista takes the chair but still seems to focus on the tapes.

Granny... As soon as she sees her getting punched, her jaw tightens and her brow furrows.

How dares Victim do such a thing. For Granny no less. Such a sweet old woman that did nothing but help him.

What an asshole. Now he had a bone to pick with him

"Why was boss fighting her.. last i checked they were friends? Besides look" pointing at the still playing scene, the moment when Creachure pulls out xyr phone to call 911 pretty clear "if it hadn't been for him boss probably would be dead"

He hums and tightens his jaw further, his phone buzzes.

"...speak of the devil, boss just texted me"

Ballista nods and huffs in irritation. Guess he doesn't get to hunt down a child today. What a bummer, those are always fun chases.

He rewinds the tape a bit to show Vic freezing up after he takes a bite of the sandwich Granny gave him and motions towards the screen, "WH0 TH3 H3LL 1S TH4T? CL34RLY WH4T3V3R SH3 G4V3 B0SS S3T H1M 0FF S0 1TS H3R F4ULT SH3 G0T PUNCH3D 4ND B0SS G0T SH0T."

Haz leans forward staring at the screen with a low hum.

"that's granny, though that's weird, last i checked they were both good friends, she helped Boss get away from the cops last time he. Blew up"

He itches his chin

"hmm... I wonder what was in that sandwich... Do you think it's maybe still in the trash?"

Ballista jumps to his feet without hesitation and is racing for the door, "L3TS G0 CH3CK!" He doesn't care to much about the old woman, but if Boss and Hazard like her than at least he won't punch her. Or shoot her.

When he skids into the office, Ballista once again slides right past his destination and body slams to the wall. He's stunned for just a few moments before turning to the trashcan, hoping to find and take a bite out of the sandwich before Hazard can get there and stop her. She has an iron stomach after all, she can handle whatever is in it!

Y34H B0SS 1S F1N3 TH3Y MISS3D 4ND G0T H1M 1N TH3 J4W S0 H3 C4NT SP34K WH1CH 1S L4M3

4LS0 H3S D3F3NS1V3 0F WH03V3R SH0T HIM 4ND W0ULDNT T3LL M3 WH0 D1D 1T

hmm.. who could have shot him.

Maybe he didn't want to tell you because it's someone close to him?

Besides weren't the cops after him last time i checked.

.

Cursors what kind of mess is boss in now

W3LL H1S 0FF1C3 H4S S3CUR1TY C4M3R4S R1GHT?? L3TS G0 L00K 4T TH0S3! SUR3LY 1T MUST H4V3 S0M3 K1ND 0F CLU3!

That is true.. Well then let's go !

Ballista wastes no time heading off for where the security tapes should be, sprinting most of the way there. Luckily they weren't to far away and when he busts into the room, he jumps into a spinning, rolling chair and glides right past the correct keyboard, hitting the opposite wall with an 00F. Without hesitation, they kick off the wall and glide right back over to the correct key board.

After just a bit of searching, a video begins to play. It shows an old woman that Ballista doesn't know, but Hazard certainly does, trying to calm Vic down. It doesn't work and instead he lashes out, punching her directly in the face and making her stumble. She rights herself against the desk, stands tall and talks some more, causing Vic to lunge at her. As the two wrestle on the ground, Ballista sucks his teeth, "D4MN WH0 KN3W B0SS W4S C00L F1GHT1NG L1TTL3 0LD-" He trails off as Creachure busts into the room and shoots Vice with no hesitation.

"D4MN. GU3SS W3 G0TT4 C4TCH 4 CH1LD."

Hazard follows close behind, huffing quietly when Ballista takes the chair but still seems to focus on the tapes.

Granny... As soon as she sees her getting punched, her jaw tightens and her brow furrows.

How dares Victim do such a thing. For Granny no less. Such a sweet old woman that did nothing but help him.

What an asshole. Now he had a bone to pick with him

"Why was boss fighting her.. last i checked they were friends? Besides look" pointing at the still playing scene, the moment when Creachure pulls out xyr phone to call 911 pretty clear "if it hadn't been for him boss probably would be dead"

He hums and tightens his jaw further, his phone buzzes.

"...speak of the devil, boss just texted me"

Ballista nods and huffs in irritation. Guess he doesn't get to hunt down a child today. What a bummer, those are always fun chases.

He rewinds the tape a bit to show Vic freezing up after he takes a bite of the sandwich Granny gave him and motions towards the screen, "WH0 TH3 H3LL 1S TH4T? CL34RLY WH4T3V3R SH3 G4V3 B0SS S3T H1M 0FF S0 1TS H3R F4ULT SH3 G0T PUNCH3D 4ND B0SS G0T SH0T."

Y34H B0SS 1S F1N3 TH3Y MISS3D 4ND G0T H1M 1N TH3 J4W S0 H3 C4NT SP34K WH1CH 1S L4M3

4LS0 H3S D3F3NS1V3 0F WH03V3R SH0T HIM 4ND W0ULDNT T3LL M3 WH0 D1D 1T

hmm.. who could have shot him.

Maybe he didn't want to tell you because it's someone close to him?

Besides weren't the cops after him last time i checked.

.

Cursors what kind of mess is boss in now

W3LL H1S 0FF1C3 H4S S3CUR1TY C4M3R4S R1GHT?? L3TS G0 L00K 4T TH0S3! SUR3LY 1T MUST H4V3 S0M3 K1ND 0F CLU3!

That is true.. Well then let's go !

Ballista wastes no time heading off for where the security tapes should be, sprinting most of the way there. Luckily they weren't to far away and when he busts into the room, he jumps into a spinning, rolling chair and glides right past the correct keyboard, hitting the opposite wall with an 00F. Without hesitation, they kick off the wall and glide right back over to the correct key board.

After just a bit of searching, a video begins to play. It shows an old woman that Ballista doesn't know, but Hazard certainly does, trying to calm Vic down. It doesn't work and instead he lashes out, punching her directly in the face and making her stumble. She rights herself against the desk, stands tall and talks some more, causing Vic to lunge at her. As the two wrestle on the ground, Ballista sucks his teeth, "D4MN WH0 KN3W B0SS W4S C00L F1GHT1NG L1TTL3 0LD-" He trails off as Creachure busts into the room and shoots Vice with no hesitation.

"D4MN. GU3SS W3 G0TT4 C4TCH 4 CH1LD."

Y34H B0SS 1S F1N3 TH3Y MISS3D 4ND G0T H1M 1N TH3 J4W S0 H3 C4NT SP34K WH1CH 1S L4M3

4LS0 H3S D3F3NS1V3 0F WH03V3R SH0T HIM 4ND W0ULDNT T3LL M3 WH0 D1D 1T

hmm.. who could have shot him.

Maybe he didn't want to tell you because it's someone close to him?

Besides weren't the cops after him last time i checked.

.

Cursors what kind of mess is boss in now

W3LL H1S 0FF1C3 H4S S3CUR1TY C4M3R4S R1GHT?? L3TS G0 L00K 4T TH0S3! SUR3LY 1T MUST H4V3 S0M3 K1ND 0F CLU3!

Y34H B0SS 1S F1N3 TH3Y MISS3D 4ND G0T H1M 1N TH3 J4W S0 H3 C4NT SP34K WH1CH 1S L4M3

4LS0 H3S D3F3NS1V3 0F WH03V3R SH0T HIM 4ND W0ULDNT T3LL M3 WH0 D1D 1T