Banjo!

Picture taken seconds before disaster (stole chicken directly off plate)

Banjo is, first and foremost, very cute

Check out the chinny chin chin hairs (bonus eye booger)

On his noble steed

Pardon me??

I’m pretty sure Banjo was designed by Jim Henson

Coaxin my ma back to health with silly faces

One fresh blep, hot off the presses

Looking down on you

Bleps in motion

The face he makes after costing me £300 at the vet

Deeply unamused

Bleps in the back yard, unstoppable

I ain’t ever done nothin mama

500 followers! We got an exclusive interview with Banjo for this milestone.

Banjo Facts pt. 2

-Banjo know tricks. He’s trained to sit, stay, high five, handshake, and we’re working on jumping through a hoop!

-Banjo WILL sneeze directly in your face, it will happen and you just have to move on.

-Banjo is a proud immigrant! We moved from the US to the UK, he even has a lil passport.

My legs! Oh the tragedy! To be loafified so totally!

Shocked, appalled even