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Dan: Astrology is fun because I can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness. Jessy: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate, it’s just a fact.
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Jake, singing: Hush, little laptop, don’t you cry. Jake: Momma’s gonna find you some more Wi-Fi. Jake: And if that Wi-Fi doesn’t work… Jake: Momma will destroy the fucking Earth.
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Violet: Charlie, you look deep in thought. What’s wrong? Charlie: Did you know you can look at any object and know what it’s like to lick it? Even if you’ve never touched it before? Violet: I’m never asking you anything ever again.
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Charlie: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship. MC: We’re not friends. Charlie, holding an axe: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.
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Charlie: Snow got me feeling some type of way. Violet: That's hypothermia. Charlie: Damn, the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas.
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Charlie: A person can really hear themselves think out here. Charlie’s mind: Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked!? WILL YOU DIE ALONE!? Charlie: Well, that was a mistake.
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Ash: Present your best argument for eating bacon. Dan: If animals don’t want to be eaten, then why are they made of food?
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