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if you are UNDER 21, I WILL NOT INTERACT WITH YOU OR FOLLOW YOU BACK. this blog is not aimed at anyone under 18, and i'm uncomfortable with anyone under 25, tbh.
i am in my late 30s. i swear. a lot. i reblog smut fanfics because i am an adult and like such things.
that being said, enjoy the shitshow. welcome.
When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written
a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.
why is this the one
No thoughts just this photo…
yknow it took a meme for me to realize every member of greenday is bisexual however, i also didnt really look at pictures of the band greenday before that and like
how was this ever a question? like no shade but this group is like if danny elfman, american flavored gerard way and the “i will find you and i will kill you” guy got blasted with an emo fruitification beam and formed a band
I’m absolutely obsessed with “American flavored Gerard Way” as though Gerard Way wasn’t quite literally born in the godforsaken state of New Jersey
OP do you live in a bubble or something?
you wish you were me living in my beautiful bubble home with my beautiful bubble wife. you wish
listening to “boulevard of broken dreams” it’s hard for me to imagine any more likely place for him to be from than new jersey
I don’t know how to tell you this but Gerard Way did not write Boulevard of Broken Dreams
March 28, 2021
Tracy Chapman for NYT, 2025
what I think will happen if I message my mutuals
sometimes i’m like “what am i so scared of?” and then remember that everything is so scary
mmm. yes. i AM uncomfortable.
oo long tea
@roboticchibitan with apologies.
