bug Miku :)

Trevor looks like he's begging and pleading for me to not blow a raspberry on his huge white tummy again

Torture to be a fan of any exotic animal when it's like. 90% of the footage of them is gonna be from dodo videos of people illegally keeping them as housepets . Really wish I could enjoy this video of a lynx but I also kinda wish everyone involved would die

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

me in any given situation

You see a post on your dash asking if you know the sound effect within. You hit play on the audio file. You hear, very clearly, your own father, telling you how proud he is of you, unconditionally. You vote "I've never heard this before". You scroll on

i have a job interview in 2 minutes i’m gonna cry

this is what i saw immediately after leaving the interview. do you guys think it’s a good omen

[remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] YOU should kill yourself

Reading yuri on da 3ds.

during transitory periods of your life you may hit a 'this isn't even worth it, i'm already exhausted out of my mind from the effort of bringing this about, and losing any comforts i may have had in my life before - is it even going to be better for all of this?'. that's the hater PRINCE DIOS speaking and you have to run him over with a car

(This post is brought to you by the fact that tumblr are, hilariously, claiming that 50% of current users are gen z, and i wanna see how accurate claim that is.)

sorry op but it's very funny seeing you call that claim "hilarious" and then have your own poll basically confirm it (gen z currently at 45% with 24,017 votes)

Okay, sure, haha, funny, that's fine, but who is this .3% silent generation. That's the way more curious statistic here.