What

the I am Steve guy from memory

sorry if this is controversial but if you’re rude to cashiers i think you should. idk. Explode

the lack of patience and overwhelming sense of entitlement….. Start pointing at fellow customers and loudly asking “why are you acting like that?” let’s all hold hands and do this. together

?????? rich people are losing it

to be clear, yes i would also do some of this if i had the money. im experiencing blinding envy over the dr pepper mirror dimension.

These are the most sensible rich people I've ever seen.

If there is another transmasc having an existential crisis out there that needs to hear this. You didn't 'take the easy way out' by transitioning, because living as a trans man or a transmasc is not easier than living as a cis woman. There is only one thing you are really and truly escaping when you transition, and it’s the misery of going through the song and dance of pretending you're cis.

always thinking about this

i love this tweet i love it so much

BIG LOVE! BIG CHALLENGES!

literally ahead of its time

I think one of the worst things for a cat to be is mysteriously wet.

could be they got a little too enthusiastic about the water bowl. could be they got in the sink somehow. could be from grooming. could be just so so much piss. they could be empissened and I don't like that is the thing and the problem and the issue as well

ok but imagine if disco elysium was about a young king trying to solve the disappearance of his neighbour's dinner in koridai