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sometimes you just gotta say "oh brother" and move on

me reading smut and calculating in my head the positions the characters are in

i mean fuck, i like pills, i like drugs, i like gettin money, i like strippers, i like to fuck, i like day-drinkin and day parties and hollywood, i like doing hollywood shit— snort it, probably would

when my favorite writers respond to my asks/reqs

i lied i don’t like sex now watch barbie of swan lake with me 

this one gets to breach containment me thinks

Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.

Back to the app of my origins I guess

Wattpad must prepare for my return

NEVERMIND ITS BACK

me reading smut and calculating in my head the positions the characters are in

wish it was socially acceptable to tell someone to shut the fuck up but alas. i will be kind even if it kills me

My coin-operated boy finally got to kill Nazis

🍻Cheers To The Tin Man🍻

My boy did nothing wrong

I simply cannot hate a character who takes pride and joy in killing Nazis. He's a cold-blooded American, we used to CELEBRATE that kind of thing.

Me checking if someone drops fanfics of Dr. Phosphorus more than my mental health