I need you to understand that when I say "comments are appreciated!" I mean that I will reply to every one of them. I mean that an email with an ao3 notification has a higher priority than a message from my mother. I mean that I will have entire discussions in the comment section if you're up for it. Message me on tumblr and I will have the same discussions on an even more unhinged level. I will dissect entire personalities and ships and fictional political structures and worldbuilding with you. I will become your new best friend. You already ARE my new best friend. At the last battle, I would raise Anduril and say "For my ao3 readers" while a single tears rolls down my cheek, and dive into the fray. I would upload from beyond the grave if someone asked about the next chapter

I know that sometimes someone being too friendly can be seen as suspicious, but I literally have like no sense of self-preservation. I will be besties with EVERYONE 💜💜💜

THIS!!! I will dedicate my whole life and love to you for just half a comment, I will spill my guts and make a million little jokes for every single one of you, please never ever think you're bothering me because you are the oxygen for every single fic even more than i am 🤍🤍🤍🤍

Me with comments:

(This post is brought to you by the fact that tumblr are, hilariously, claiming that 50% of current users are gen z, and i wanna see how accurate claim that is.)

not to get too earnest about an utterly ridiculous season seven motw buckleming episode (and i should probably save my thoughts for my writers rewatch anyway since i’m only one away from it) but the interesting thing to me about emma is that at the end when they try to hand wave it all away with the whole “it’s fine, she wasn’t really yours” thing, dean pushes back on it!!! like he absolutely could’ve just been like you know what. you’re right. it was just a monster really, not my human kid, so it doesn’t count. but the fact that he literally makes a point to be like no, she was actually mine means something!!!

"I realized when I became a reformed alcoholic-- I said, 'Hey, I'm the same asshole, I just have fewer dents in my car.'"

-Robin Williams

favorite tags from the notes so far:

#throwback to that one time a platonic friend invited me to a swinger club#and his earnest reasoning was#'the buffet there is the best I have ever been to and it's so cheap we need to eat our way through the buffet together'#I didn't go but I have reliable sources that the buffet really is that good (via @notgreengardens)

#this has been the case at every single kink event i've been to#went to a fireplay demo once and it took like 45 minutes to get started because everyone was distracted by the host's pet lizard (via @glorious-spoon)

The best sex party I ever went to nearly stopped because someone taped a sheet to the back of sliding glass windows and were using dry erase markers to make diagrams. A bunch of math and physics PhD’s were helping a chemistry phd with a thorny problem and they cheered when they solved it. A board game night broke out and it was really hard to pry people away from the games, science and snacks for sex so someone put up a pole in the living room and four women started pole dancing while shouting instructions to the scientists and board game nerds.

Epic party, I think I shagged 8 women that night and I won a card game.

#it got better#new fanfic trope: trying to host an orgy but everyone keeps getting distracted

i must write this or perish

I kid you not, I saw this post and choked on my fucking coffee - like, EXCUSE ME?! 🥵🤣

😂😂 I believe you!! He was so fucking hot in that interview!! 🫠🫠

Me:

civic duty

context: the heritage foundation is trying to launder data in support of doge by sending a survey to only their supporters and using blatantly leading questions. the survey takes less than 5 minutes and they don't verify your email

you CAN do it multiple times if you so wish

Oh good we broke the first one. New link is here, same story.

Cannot even make this shit up

Just did this, took 2 min!!

my infamously data skewing followers rise up!

My followers urge to scew poll results knows no bounds

Chat, is this true?

because we don't want too many twitter-attitude people here, everyone rebog this with rent lowering gunshot posts please

This is Tumblr, we ARE the rent-lowering gunshots.

🎶 I'm a loser baby, so why don't'cha kill me . . . 🎶

HE BROKE THE RECORD

Senator Cory Booker just broke the all-time record for the longest Senate floor speech, speaking for over 24 hours without a pause (no food, no bathroom breaks, only water to drink) as a protest against Trump and Musk and what they're doing.

The previous record was set in 1957, when Strom Thurmond spoke for 24 hours and 18 minutes protesting the Civil Rights Act.

Senator Booker has blown past that record, currently at 25 hours and still speaking as of 8 pm local time. Respect.

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

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