i should probably put something here huh

“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

“that character is irredeemable” god i hope so. i hope they get worse

a lot of scares get like a second of reaction before the "oh -_-" moment but dude legit spent a solid ten seconds ready to be killed by a dragon

this is basically a short horror film

the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry

i would rather be doing literally anything else. to be honest and open with everyone

There’s something so healing about a bagel with cream cheese. So beautiful, so pure. Thank you bagel with cream cheese my beloved.

If any mutual ever sees me run a gofundme that's like "Let's save Tumblr!! :D" I promise you all a cut of the profits if you stay quiet about it. If any of my mutuals decide to try that grift I will stay silent in exchange for a cut, too. Unless you're anti-grift in which case of course I would never abide such a thing, much less run one myself

I just got an idea for how we can save Tumblr by creating an animated show... However I'll need my fellow bloggers' help with this...

why is everyone talking about this website dying again for tje 15th time

they;re selling us to one direction??

Me and my mutuals rebloging the same post

Quick, everyone reblog this

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

the way the first half of this decade slipped

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

academic conferences

Work meetings

Interviews

Auditory processing disorder

conversations with my cats who are yelling

Me letting that little kid with their hyper fixation tell me every single fact they know about it

Goncharov (1973)

good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

THE LAST OF US — 01 x 03, “Long, Long Time”

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

You get bigger so you can store even MORE love and appreciation for the world inside of you

It means you'll be at the antique mall looking at a coffee table and thinking "blorbo and Squimbus would LOVE this coffee table"

We've all gotten just a bit too comfortable being jerks to strangers on the internet I think

So I've hidden this reply, both because it's obnoxious and because I don't want the person who wrote it being harassed for it, but I need you to understand: I don't know you. We are not friends. This is not fun or cute, we are not sharing a charming joke together. You are just being an asshole.

literally that is what the post is about, I am saying people should be less eager to jump on any chance to be snarky and rude to total strangers on the internet

It was a 'fuck you' with a ':D' for fucks sake, that's a nice connotation

I think that was a very affectionate 'fuck you'

I am frankly at a loss how to explain to you that strangers are not your friends, and what might be taken as affection in your groupchat might not be appropriate for people you don't know and have never spoken to before

OP have you ever felt joy in your life.

Often. Do you find it joyful to state very plainly that you don't enjoy something, and immediately have someone do that thing, smiling, and telling you straight up that they're having a fantastic time doing it?